Ana/Kirk first

* bayesianEschaton began pestering psionicPskateboard

Hi!

Oh.
Hey there.

SO

So.

On the main #Psionchat, you mentioned a certain name
A pretty uncommon one

Which one?

Tchimbembe
Which I'm thinking is too obscure to be a coincidence

What do you mean?

What country're you from?

Canada. Why?

KNEW IT!
Around the west half?

Uh, yeah.
Why?

So, if you were to divide the country into latitudes...
Okay forget that narrowing down is boring
Thaone High, yes or no?

Okay, how did you figure that out?

Come on, I just told you!

You're not using any powers on me right now, are you?

I looked it up.  There is less than a dozen people with that name
It's more unique than a fingerprint!

So why do you care what school I go to?

WELL
First I saw you say the name, and then I was all "hey I know that name" and so I looked it up to see if it was just a coincidence
And it's all "there are five people in the world with that name"
Here, see?
http://www.locatemyname.com/southafrica/Tchimbembe

So we both know someone with a weird name.
That still doesn't explain why you care about my highschool.

Because it's the same person!!!
I'm Thaone too!

Oh.

THAT'S SO AWESOME!!!
Isn't that so awesome?

Yeah, that is pretty cool.
I never thought I'd meet another psion.
At least, not so close to home.

Oh, you're right!
We should try and meet up!
Because PSIONS~!

You seem nice and all.
But, I'm not sure I should be meeting up with random strangers on the Internet.
I don't even know your name.

Even though we've probably seen each other IRL before?
OR
I'm a powerful enough psychic to read your mind, and I know what to say to convince you anyway
So resistance is futile, either way!
:D

Can you at least tell me who you are first?

Oh yeah, sure!
I'm Ana
Recognize the name, maybe?
Hey, maybe you're Kaz in real life!  Oh man, that'd be crazy
Ooh, or that other guy!  Callum!
Oh man that would be so cool!

Not really.

Aww
Oh well!

My name is Kirk Stevens.

Hi Kirk!  Nice to meet you!

Nice to meet you too.

So, we should try and meet up, right?
IRL?
I've never seen anyone else using psychic powers before, not in real life
Oh man this is gonna be AWESOME

I think I know who you are.
So why not?

Oh, awesome!
Monday, front door?
Oh wait no then we'll just have to split up and go to class
Uh
AFTER SCHOOL Monday, front door?

Sure.

Woohoo!
See ya then, Kirk!

Yeah, I guess I'll see you there.

:D