Anon is a Cuddleslut RGRE [Oneshot?]

>Be Anon
>You munch on some trail mix while sitting in the castle garden as you run the title through your head
>"Royal Cuddler"
>Yeah, apparently that's a thing
>Job hunting kind of sucks when you're the fairer sex here, so you just asked the princesses to get you one
>And this is the best they can give you
>Whatever, it's not like you can complain
>You get housing, access to most of the castle, and even FREE healthcare!
>All that for just snuggling with the castle staff whenever they need it?
>That's pretty awesome, brah
>There's just a few things that are shady here and there, though
>One, your room is always dimly lit, and there's no way that you can turn it brighter than one of those fancy restaurants
>And two, all the clothing they give you are kind of...risque
>Like, every shirt you have is cut short, reaching only barely above your navel
>Each one of them have some weird euphemism written on the front, like "Raspberry King", which you are wearing right now
>Not to mention that yoga pants are the only thing you have to pair with them
>You're not even gonna go into the undergarments, but you have to admit that [spoiler]laced boxers do feel great on you[/spoiler]
>Crap, you dropped something
>You peer down, and notice that it's just a cranberry
>Eh, it's not like anyone ever eats the dried fruits in these
>"Ahem."
>Oh look, it's one of the maids here
>Quick, Anon! How do you address other people?
"Hai."
>GREAT WORK
>"You're the one that gives cuddles, right?"
>You look around yourself, causing her to turn her head to see what you're focused on before turning back to you
"Well, I don't see any other humans than myself, soooo yeah."
>"Umm," she gets up to you and whispers in a hushed tone "It's my break right now. Can you just come with me to my room?"
>She begins to sweat
>Poor thing; those dresses must be really stuffy, especially at this time
"Snuggles?"
>She blushes and nods
"Why not just do it here?"
>"WHAT?! Other ponies will see us! J-Just come with me, OK?"
>Aww, she must be shy about being affectionate in public

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"I like your room."
>"Thanks, I guess."
"Hey, what do you wanna do?"
>"What do you mean?"
"Well, it's my first time doing this, so you gotta show me what you want from me, y'know?"
>"...It's your first time?"
"Mhmm, why?"
>She pumps a hoof into the air and you hear her say "Yesss" under her breath
>"Nothing. Just get on the bed and let me change out of this."
>You climb onto the mattress, the frame groaning under your weight as you sink into the cushion
>In a few moments, she comes out...undressed?
>Can you call it undressed if it's a species consisting mostly of nudists?
>Her breathing became labored, and she crawls up next to you
>"I hope I'm not too disappointing to you."
>You take a good look at her, and she looks fairly normal, at least, by your standards
>A bit of chub here and there, but hey, that just means she'll make for a good pillow
"Nonsense, you are adorable in my book."
>She crosses her hooves and huffs, "I-I'm plenty marely, though."
>HNNNGH
>WHERE'S YOUR INSULIN POUCH, THERE'S A CLASS 7 K.Y.O.O.T. HERE
"Augh," you grip your chest "Let's just start with hugs."
>"O-Ok."
>The two you you turn to your sides as you wrap your arms around her waist, herself pressing her back against you
"Hows this?"
>"Mmn, can you try rubbing my belly?"
"Alright."
>You free an arm and begin running your palm across her soft, soft, wow REALLY soft tummy
>You were right, her extra chub gives her an almost jelly-like feel
>Slowly making circle patterns, you note that, if given the opportunity, you could potentially caress this tummy all day
>"Ahh~ Now, nibble on my ear."
>Making sure to not use your teeth, you put the the tip of an ear into your mouth, slowly nomming on the bit
>"Yeeaaah~" she moans through a series of pants and groans "C-Call me a pretty filly!"
>You free your lips and press your cheek against her's, slowly nuzzling it
"I don't need to be told to know that you're a pretty filly. Cutie."
>"Ohhhh BUCK!"
>And with that, she's all tuckered up, hooves kicking every once in a while and giggling
>Welp, that was fun
[spoiler]>And you can most certainly get used to this [/spoiler]