The Sheikah Trials, Part 5

<DM>	-=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<Red_Enrics>	(Would join Voice Chat, but fuck it.)
<DM>	*Last time! Thousands of years earlier, we had a session.......
<DM>	*So last time, you fought the Essence of Shadows. You guys had no idea how the heck to beat it, and you tried in futility to fight it. Midway through the battle, the Essence of Betrayal joined in, and you quickly defeated it, but not before giving the Essence of Shadows a huge edge in the fight.*
<DM>	*At the end, you failed, though you found out afterwards you came close to beating it.*
<Kirran>	Small consolation.
<DM>	*You got some EXP (read: a lot) anyways, but while you were waiting for Impa to arrive, instead, an essence called the Essence of Command entered.*
<DM>	(by the way, I don't remember if the Essence of Shadows did this already, but..... everyone gets a full heal. If nothing else, for plot device and for science)
<DM>	*This essence revealed himself to be Garunoff, and now you face off against him.*
<Darte>	(How about scientific plot devices?)
<DM>	(sure)
<DM>	(just... everyone, hearts/magic recovered to max, enjoy)
<Garunoff>	Heh heh heh heh heh...
*	Garunoff floats before you, arms crossed in typical overconfident villain style.
*	Red_Enrics scartches his head
<Red_Enrics>	Going to be honest
<Red_Enrics>	Kiiiinda forgot who you were, already.
<Darte>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzJlzGaQFoc
<Garunoff>	Hmph!
<Garunoff>	I am Garunoff, King of Gerudos, and true ruler of the Sheikah!
<DM>	(Dear Garunoff - GET WITH THE TIMES)
<GrammarNazi>	(Kind of Gerudos? More like the King of Failure against God)
*	DM meets Garunoff's announcement with the sound of crickets in the background.
*	Darte snorts.  "Some Sheikah, calling his identity right off the bat."
<Garunoff>	What? Seriously? None of you know me?
*	Garunoff points at Kirran.
<Red_Enrics>	Yeaaaaaaah, pretty sure Garrath is more threatening than you.
<Garunoff>	YOU! Surely YOU know me!
<Kirran>	I might have heard the name in passing somewhere.
<Garunoff>	GAH!
*	Kirran plays it nonchalant
<DM>	(well, if this guy is so willing to announce his identity, maybe you could figure out why he's here)
*	Garunoff turns to Darte.
<Garunoff>	I am ruler of the Sheikah, but I am no Sheikah myself.
*	Garunoff snarls.
<Kirran>	Kind of a shaky claim then.
<Garunoff>	If anything, it is the Sheikah who are Gerudo!
*	Darte raises an eyebrow.  "They'd subjugate themselves under someone not their own? Hardly.  They don't seem the type."
<Kirran>	What's that supposed to mean?
<Dex>	What ISNT it supposed to mean?
<Garunoff>	Hmph! You KNOW what it's supposed to mean!
<Garunoff>	What isn't.... wait....... it's........ what.
<Garunoff>	LIZARD! ... you shall die first.
<Kirran>	I HATE the desert. I'm no Gerudo
<Garunoff>	I'm no desert.
<Garunoff>	. . .
<Garunoff>	DIE LIZARD!
<DM>	(whelp, he has announced declaration of battle)
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!*
<Red_Enrics>	Pretty sure even Garrath is more known than you.
<Darte>	$1d11
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<Darte>	bah
*	Red_Enrics pulls out his weapons
<Garunoff>	Who the heck is Garrath?
<Darte>	$init 1d11
<Tatl>	Darte: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<DM>	Who the heck is Garrath?
<Red_Enrics>	(rofl)
<Dex>	$init 1d11
<Tatl>	Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Dex>	SON OFA BITCH
<Kirran>	$init 1d12
<Tatl>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 12.
*	Darte Enters command: <Default>
<DM>	$init s
<Tatl>	The battle has begun!
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5) and Dex (4).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns: Kirran (12).
<DM>	....... wait
*	DM face-palms.
<DM>	well
<DM>	I'll just run his turn twice
<Garunoff>	$init j
<Tatl>	Garunoff has entered the fray.
*	Kirran looks furiously lost in thought (charge 1)
<Garunoff>	I feel a disturbance in the... air.
<Kirran>	(Charging a move is all I can do while doing so, yes?)
<DM>	(yep)
<DM>	(and the turn you start charging counts as one of the charge turns)
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
<Garunoff>	Ahh, this place brings back memories...
<Garunoff>	A dimension of physical illusion that all Sheikah can control...
*	Kirran continues thinking, but he looks like he's starting to get the picture he's looking for. (Charge 2)
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
*	Darte closes his eyes and clasps his hands, water spraying through his fingers as he focuses.
*	Darte sprays a Waterlance at Garunoff!
<Darte>	-3 magic for Spirit Robe at start of round
<Darte>	26h16m
<Darte>	-4 magic for cast
<Darte>	26h12m
<Darte>	(Wisdom)
<Darte>	Wisdom = 30 + 3 from Spirit Robe + 8 from Waterlance
<Darte>	$41d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 7, 10, 2, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 8, 6, 9, 10, 7, 1, 4, 5, 10, 8, 6, 2, 10, 4, 4, 1, 9, 10, 4, 1, 9, 3, 7, 8, 4, 7, 5, 5, 5, 3 and 3. Total: 238. Successes: 30.
<DM>	+4 successes
<Darte>	(Water affinity)
<Garunoff>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 4, 3, 8, 5, 1, 9, 7, 8, 4, 3, 4, 1, 10, 2, 8, 8, 3, 5, 10, 6, 1, 6, 8, 5, 5, 3, 7 and 4. Total: 155. Successes: 19.
<Darte>	Damage is halved
<Kirran>	(So it's kind of like that thing people do where they squeeze their hands together and squirt water at people in a pool?)
<Darte>	7 damage
*	Garunoff suddenly feels offended by a remark from across the fourth wall.
<Darte>	( /shrug )
<Garunoff>	What's this... horrendous feeling.....
<Darte>	*8, round up.  d'oh!
*	Garunoff is splashed by Darte's Waterlance, taking 8 damage... a pitiful amount.
<Darte>	26h12m | 2 Mantra Charges
<Garunoff>	Hmph, the Zora are still as pitiful as ever!
<Garunoff>	92h, ??m
<Darte>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Darte has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
*	Darte glares balefully at Garunoff.
*	DM bales glarefully at grammar.
<Red_Enrics>	Alrighty!
<Red_Enrics>	KABOOM!
*	Red_Enrics slashes at Garunoff. (Courage)
<DM>	(kaboom slash?
<DM>	(annnd what're you using to attack with?
<Red_Enrics>	(My Scythe)
<DM>	(kay)
<Red_Enrics>	$46d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 7, 5, 1, 3, 2, 8, 7, 9, 6, 6, 8, 5, 3, 1, 6, 9, 9, 10, 5, 7, 5, 8, 2, 1, 7, 6, 4, 3, 3, 7, 6, 4, 1, 4, 7, 6, 4, 7, 2, 10, 1, 2, 2 and 2. Total: 232. Successes: 29.
<Garunoff>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 6, 10, 2, 1, 6, 6, 6, 1, 8, 10, 1, 8, 3, 5, 2, 2, 4, 8, 4, 8, 9, 10 and 3. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
<Red_Enrics>	BABOOM
<Red_Enrics>	29 - 17 = 12 Damage
<DM>	(any afflictions?
<Red_Enrics>	(Nope)
<DM>	(I remind you I don't look at profiles)
<DM>	(kay)
*	Garunoff takes 12 more damage from Red's slicy scythy.
<Garunoff>	80h, ??m
*	Red_Enrics does a backflip and lands on his feet
<Garunoff>	Hmph. And a pitiful Hylian ally to top it off.
<Red_Enrics>	*Audience claps*
<DM>	*The crickets applaud as well. You hear silence.*
<Red_Enrics>	37h 11m
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
<Dex>	hmm
<Dex>	gunna attack the dude
<Darte>	(Whatever you do, don't hit him with Power, ALL HE CAN UPGRADE IS STRANTH?)
<Kirran>	(Peple think this attack is useless.)
<Dex>	can he upgrade a courage hit?
<Garunoff>	Do what you may. You shall all perish here before you become members of the Sheikah Tribe!
<Dex>	ok
<DM>	(o_O)
<Dex>	cross slash on garunoff
<Dex>	so itssss
<Dex>	$34d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 5, 5, 7, 9, 1, 10, 8, 6, 6, 8, 1, 10, 1, 3, 9, 8, 1, 6, 5, 7, 1, 2, 6, 8, 9, 8, 2, 8, 4, 7, 3 and 1. Total: 178. Successes: 23.
<Dex>	vs courage
<Garunoff>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 1, 4, 3, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 6, 5, 4, 7, 7, 7, 6, 4, 6, 6, 6, 1, 1, 9 and 3. Total: 118. Successes: 13.
<Garunoff>	Hmph. A futile attempt by futile reptiles!
<Dex>	10
<Dex>	halfed
<Dex>	5
<DM>	(any afflictions?
*	Garunoff only takes 5 damage then, nothin' else.
<Dex>	bleeding
<Dex>	x1
<DM>	kay
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
<Garunoff>	75h, ??m | Bleeding x1
<Kirran>	(Here comes the pain.)
<Garunoff>	It's my move.
<DM>	[Yugi]: YOOOOOUUUUUR MOVE
<Garunoff>	... what was that.
*	Darte snorts, scoots up beside Dex, and whispers: "He waited his turn."
*	Darte snickers
<Red_Enrics>	Make your last pathetic move, Yugi, before this duel is over.
<Red_Enrics>	(I'm done.)
<Garunoff>	(first turn)
*	Garunoff summons a Fireball Statue.
*	X__X is now known as FireballStatue
<DM>	.......
*	DM halves the Hearts rolls for all Hearts rolls for summons.
<Garunoff>	$60d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 60 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 341. Successes: 45.
<Garunoff>	$50d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 8, 10, 5, 10, 7, 8, 8, 4, 1, 5, 10, 1, 10, 1, 9, 10, 4, 4, 5, 5, 3, 5, 8, 4, 2, 9, 10, 3, 5, 7, 4, 6, 1, 7, 2, 3, 9, 8, 5, 5, 7, 1, 2, 6, 9, 9, 9 and 1. Total: 282. Successes: 37.
*	FireballStatue has 45 Wisdom and 37 Hearts.
<FireballStatue>	errr
<FireballStatue>	45 Courage and 37 Hearts
*	Garunoff ends his first turn.
*	Garunoff summons a Laser Moblin Statue.
<DM>	(now using shell switching)
<Darte>	"Hmf.  If you're so commanding, why don't you just command US, HUH?"
*	FireballStatue is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
<Garunoff>	$60d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 60 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 307. Successes: 37.
<Garunoff>	$50d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 2, 3, 3, 2, 9, 1, 5, 2, 4, 1, 4, 7, 10, 4, 10, 5, 4, 9, 2, 10, 9, 4, 3, 7, 9, 8, 9, 6, 7, 5, 5, 7, 3, 2, 2, 1, 3, 2, 7, 2, 2, 10, 3, 1, 10, 1, 7 and 1. Total: 243. Successes: 29.
*	LaserMoblinStatue has 37 Wisdom and 29 Hearts.
*	Kirran is ready with his Linkin park if this battle means he's got to conduct self-harm again.
<Darte>	(bahaaaa that is so bad)
*	Garunoff casts Phase on LaserMoblinStatue as an Extra Support Spell.
<Garunoff>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 3, 7, 2, 6, 3, 6, 10, 2, 6, 4, 4, 5, 7, 4, 8, 1, 3, 10, 5, 10, 7, 5 and 2. Total: 136. Successes: 18.
<Kirran>	(And now I hate you Wind.)
*	LaserMoblinStatue now only has 18 Hearts, but is now partially phased.
<Garunoff>	75h, 17m | Bleeding x1
<Garunoff>	Now, you shall all suffer!
<Garunoff>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Garunoff has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
<DM>	doh
<DM>	hang on
<LaserMoblinStatue>	$init j
<Tatl>	LaserMoblinStatue has entered the fray.
<LaserMoblinStatue>	$removeme
<Tatl>	LaserMoblinStatue has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
*	LaserMoblinStatue is now known as FireballStatue
<FireballStatue>	$init j
<Tatl>	FireballStatue has entered the fray.
*	FireballStatue is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
<LaserMoblinStatue>	$init j
<Tatl>	LaserMoblinStatue has entered the fray.
<DM>	(okay, Fireball now)
<DM>	(hang on Kirran, sorry 'bout that)
<DM>	$turns
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
<DM>	(Current Fireball turn)
*	LaserMoblinStatue is now known as FireballStatue
<Kirran>	(Do they at least have summoning sickness? I'll take that as a no.)
*	FireballStatue uses Flamethrower to hit Darte, Dex, Red_Enrics and Kirran! (Roll Courage)
<Kirran>	$41d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 10, 2, 4, 10, 9, 3, 10, 8, 8, 9, 7, 8, 2, 8, 8, 10, 7, 9, 6, 8, 10, 8, 4, 3, 9, 1, 10, 2, 8, 3, 5, 2, 1, 10, 3, 5, 4, 7 and 9. Total: 260. Successes: 34.
<FireballStatue>	$47d10
<Tatl>	FireballStatue: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 3, 7, 7, 1, 1, 2, 4, 5, 10, 3, 5, 10, 3, 7, 4, 1, 1, 8, 9, 2, 8, 6, 8, 1, 2, 3, 3, 6, 6, 9, 1, 3, 7, 8, 10, 7, 1, 6, 5, 7, 9, 3, 3, 4 and 10. Total: 240. Successes: 29.
<Red_Enrics>	$46d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 2, 1, 5, 6, 1, 3, 2, 6, 6, 7, 8, 6, 1, 3, 9, 4, 7, 7, 9, 2, 7, 1, 4, 8, 3, 10, 7, 6, 1, 10, 4, 2, 8, 2, 7, 9, 7, 5, 5, 6, 6, 3, 3 and 1. Total: 233. Successes: 28.
<Garunoff>	-_-
*	Red_Enrics blocks the fire
<Dex>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 10, 2, 2, 9, 9, 3, 1, 5, 9, 5, 3, 5, 7, 3, 6, 8, 9, 4, 8, 7, 6, 10, 5, 9, 8, 7, 3, 6, 8, 9 and 1. Total: 193. Successes: 24.
<Darte>	$45d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 3, 4, 2, 6, 1, 6, 3, 7, 9, 9, 3, 8, 10, 2, 4, 6, 5, 2, 9, 5, 7, 3, 7, 6, 6, 2, 3, 5, 6, 5, 9, 8, 1, 1, 9, 8, 8, 5, 8, 9, 8, 7 and 10. Total: 260. Successes: 33.
<Kirran>	(Does this count as a spell?)
<Garunoff>	(uhh, Red... it had 29, you had 28)
<Garunoff>	(no, it's not a spell, but I'll consider it as spell damage)
<Red_Enrics>	(My armor decreases damage by 3.)
<Kirran>	(So I can reflect it?)
<Garunoff>	(still hits you)
<Garunoff>	(yes)
<Red_Enrics>	(Wait, so I still take 1 damage?)
<Garunoff>	Red_Enrics, 29 - 28 = 1/2 = 0.5 rounded = 1 damage, + burn damage equal to your damage reduction
<DM>	(no, you take 3)
*	Kirran reflects the fire back at the statue with a surprisingly effective buckler. Who knew?
<Garunoff>	Dex, 29 - 24 = 5/2 = 2.5 rounded = 3 damage, + burn damage equal to your damage reduction
<Red_Enrics>	(Wait, based on this, I should be taking 4 damage. o.o)
<DM>	(the base 1 damage is blocked by your armor)
<Red_Enrics>	(Ah
<DM>	(the 3 burn damage is caused by your armor)
<Dex>	5 damage
<Red_Enrics>	34h
<Dex>	oh 3 damage
<Darte>	Successfully dodged -> 26h12m | 4 Mantra Charges
<DM>	(Kirran, is that same success rate or reroll'd?
<Kirran>	(On second thought, I'll aim it at Garunoff. And it's the same rate.)
<DM>	(kay)
<Garunoff>	Hmm?
*	Darte flares the fins on his arms and lowers his body close to the ground, raising them into the air.
<Darte>	Successfully dodged -> 26h12m | 4 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance
<Garunoff>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 5, 6, 4, 2, 8, 9, 8, 3, 9, 4, 3, 10, 7, 4, 2, 4, 2, 1, 2, 4, 9, 2 and 7. Total: 129. Successes: 13.
*	Garunoff is hit by the reflected attack!
<Garunoff>	Oof!
<Garunoff>	29 - 13 = 16/2 = 8 damage
<Garunoff>	67h, 17m | Bleeding x1
<Garunoff>	Hmph!
*	FireballStatue is now known as ends
*	ends is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
*	LaserMoblinStatue doesn't know how to /nick.
<Darte>	¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*	LaserMoblinStatue casts Mass Blind! Darte, Dex, Kirran, Red_Enrics, roll Wisdom to defend!
<LaserMoblinStatue>	$37d10
<Tatl>	LaserMoblinStatue: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 1, 6, 9, 6, 5, 9, 7, 2, 6, 6, 6, 4, 8, 6, 7, 5, 2, 1, 1, 6, 5, 10, 6, 1, 1, 8, 4, 5, 5, 3, 10, 10, 10, 5 and 4. Total: 197. Successes: 28.
<Kirran>	$34d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 9, 4, 1, 1, 9, 7, 5, 6, 4, 8, 8, 3, 10, 3, 1, 2, 5, 3, 8, 8, 7, 7, 5, 5, 4, 6, 2, 4, 3, 9, 3 and 1. Total: 172. Successes: 20.
<Darte>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 2, 9, 6, 9, 10, 7, 9, 4, 9, 3, 1, 1, 6, 9, 3, 6, 4, 7, 6, 4, 3, 7, 8, 10, 3, 3, 6, 6, 7, 8 and 1. Total: 181. Successes: 21.
<LaserMoblinStatue>	(anyone that has Shadow/Light affinities, state 'em)
<Red_Enrics>	$23d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 2, 10, 10, 2, 9, 3, 10, 7, 2, 6, 5, 6, 7, 9, 9, 4, 10, 3, 8, 10 and 2. Total: 142. Successes: 20.
<Darte>	+ 3 successes (Fareed's Fin Stance)
*	Red_Enrics rerolls The Lazer Moblin.
<LaserMoblinStatue>	$37d10
<Tatl>	LaserMoblinStatue: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 6, 10, 1, 4, 9, 10, 2, 4, 5, 10, 5, 3, 2, 3, 9, 7, 5, 2, 2, 1, 7, 6, 4, 7, 7, 7, 3, 7, 10, 2, 3, 10, 10, 8 and 7. Total: 208. Successes: 28.
<Kirran>	(2 shadow, 3 light)
<Red_Enrics>	(GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.)
<Kirran>	(Lame)
<Dex>	$27d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 1, 6, 1, 1, 1, 7, 2, 9, 9, 5, 10, 7, 1, 9, 4, 1, 9, 8, 4, 3, 7, 4, 2, 2 and 4. Total: 119. Successes: 12.
*	DM applauds with the crickets.
<DM>	(yeah, that does no damage so......)
*	Dex looks around.
<Red_Enrics>	(Somebody reroll it. ;~;)
*	Dex steals the reroll.
*	Dex 's is not 28.
<Dex>	do i gotta roll for it?
<Red_Enrics>	(Somebody needs to Reroll that statue. ;~;)
<DM>	*Dex, you attempt to reach for the RP. Roll Courage vs. 1000 dice to beat the fourth wall out.*
*	Dex powers up to his real form.
<Dex>	$10000000000d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 100,000 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 549,010. Successes: 69,897.
*	DM ignores that and continues on.
<Kirran>	(It's not even his final form either.)
<Dex>	SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
<DM>	*Yep, Red_Enrics, Dex, Darte, and Kirran, you all get the Blinded Affliction!*
<Red_Enrics>	Argh! Now, of all times?!
<Kirran>	F'ing statues.
<Darte>	26h12m | 4 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Blinded
<DM>	First panel, Dex. Second panel, me - http://www.batoto.net/read/_/227462/onepunch-man_ch34_by_nerieru-scans/13
<Red_Enrics>	Blindness - Does whatever the DM says it does. It also gives you sunglasses.
<DM>	$turns
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
<DM>	*Round 2!*
*	Garunoff takes 1 bleed damage!
<Garunoff>	74h, 17m | Bleeding x1
<Kirran>	(Party regains 2 hearts, 1 magic.
<Garunoff>	Neel before me!
<Kirran>	That's spelled kneel.
<Kirran>	Man, they always said Gerudos were bad at spelling.
<Dex>	On our Nees?
<Garunoff>	What.
*	Kirran starts alternating between glowing and swimming in shadows.
<DM>	Neil before me, Order of the Garunoff Stick.
<Garunoff>	....... what.
<Dex>	Run by Ben Dover?
<Garunoff>	Who/
*	Darte runs off to fetch Neel Dimond.
<Dex>	You know. Ben Dover.
<Dex>	He's a busy man you know.
<Garunoff>	Ben... Dover... an odd name.
<Garunoff>	Bring him here, or die immediately.
<Dex>	That's a fine English name you know.
<Kirran>	You know, the sad thing is, I think if Rokan had actually seen you for what you are Garunoff, he'd have died again out of sheer pity.
<Garunoff>	......................
<DM>	$1d3
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<DM>	*Minor depression hits Garunoff from Kirran's remark. He loses 2 Power, Courage, and Wisdom.*
<Garunoff>	Hah! He's ALREADY dead! He can't die again!
*	Kirran continues to phase between light and dark, somewhat similar to a certain fairy he keeps in a bottle.
<DM>	PEOPLE DIE IF THEY ARE KILLED
<Dex>	Hold on.
<Dex>	The Essence of Command asked us to bring Mr. Dover here.
*	Red_Enrics spins around rapidally, and levels up twice with his excess 235 EXP that he never used.
<Dex>	I guess we gotta go do that now.
<DM>	(lol Red)
<Dex>	We'll go do that right now.
<Red_Enrics>	(Nahj
<Red_Enrics>	(I'll save the leveling up for my turn.)
<Kirran>	(Charge 3)
<Dex>	Back in a jiffy Mr. Command.
<Red_Enrics>	(To make it funnier.)
*	Kirran uses Dark Epihany to attack Garunoff.
<DM>	*Red disappears in a drunken flash of flashiness before returning with justice-san.*
<Red_Enrics>	(Wut)
<Kirran>	(Wisdom first, then courage)
<Darte>	(level up now so you don't use your five minutes!)
<Red_Enrics>	(Darte, trust me, I know how my turn is going to go down. :3)
<Kirran>	$36d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 1, 7, 6, 1, 6, 9, 8, 1, 8, 5, 1, 9, 5, 6, 7, 3, 10, 4, 1, 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, 4, 3, 9, 2, 6, 7, 1, 10, 9 and 9. Total: 191. Successes: 24.
<Red_Enrics>	(It'll last less than 5 minutes
<Garunoff>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 5, 10, 10, 9, 7, 1, 8, 6, 4, 6, 6, 10, 2, 9, 6, 5, 6, 6, 3, 2, 4, 1, 10, 6, 2, 8, 2 and 2. Total: 169. Successes: 23.
<Kirran>	$41d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 9, 6, 10, 10, 10, 3, 8, 6, 8, 9, 5, 5, 2, 4, 6, 7, 4, 1, 2, 2, 1, 5, 8, 1, 9, 6, 9, 9, 7, 9, 7, 3, 8, 5, 5, 6, 7, 9 and 5. Total: 243. Successes: 33.
<Garunoff>	$25d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 7, 3, 2, 3, 3, 10, 8, 3, 10, 2, 9, 1, 1, 4, 7, 5, 4, 8, 5, 2, 4, 6 and 2. Total: 122. Successes: 13.
<DM>	(and BAM)
<Kirran>	If both attacks are successful, attacker calls 1 (Light) or 2 (Shadow) and rolls $1d2.
<Kirran>	If it's a 1 and he called correctly, your Light self hits him with a powerful beam of Light.
<Kirran>	Roll your Wisdom dice +4 vs. targets' Wisdom dice / Damage increased by 4
<Kirran>	If the attack is successful, target loses 4 Wisdom for the remainder of the battle.
<Kirran>	If it's a 2 and he called correctly, your Shadow self hits him with Shadow punch, ignoring damage reduction.
<Kirran>	Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Kirran>	If the attack is successful, target loses 4 Courage for the remainder of the battle.
<Kirran>	If the attacker does not call correctly, both your selves hit him using both of the previous attacks, each of them with their respective affinities.
<DM>	(lol, that's like the 3rd or 4th time he's gotten 13)
<Kirran>	(Call 1 or 2)
<Garunoff>	Hmph... the answer is obvious. 1, for am I the greatest!
<Kirran>	(>_>)
<DM>	(fyi, you can throw rerolls at the $1d2)
<Garunoff>	$1d2
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
<Kirran>	(Reroll)
<Garunoff>	$1d2
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
<Kirran>	(dammit)
<DM>	(whelp, roll away)
*	Kirran goes full light and fires a light beam (Roll wisdom.)
<Kirran>	$36d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 2, 7, 1, 7, 10, 1, 5, 4, 8, 10, 5, 1, 6, 5, 10, 1, 5, 2, 5, 2, 2, 3, 10, 4, 10, 9, 6, 5, 4, 3, 10, 7, 8 and 1. Total: 187. Successes: 27.
<Garunoff>	$28d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 10, 6, 9, 4, 1, 5, 1, 6, 9, 6, 8, 2, 7, 3, 2, 2, 3, 9, 8, 8, 8, 9, 9, 9, 5 and 10. Total: 171. Successes: 22.
<Kirran>	5 damage, -5 wisdom
<Kirran>	(-4 wisdom)
<Red_Enrics>	$turns
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
<DM>	+4 successes, -3 successes, so +1 total successes for affinities
<DM>	6 damage w/ -4 Wisdom
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<Garunoff>	Gah! Cursed Sheikah attack, tricking me with lasers!
<Darte>	O_O
<Garunoff>	68h, 17m | Bleeding x1 | Slight Depression, -2 Power, Courage, Wisdom | -4 Wisdom
<DM>	($endturn Kirran?
<Darklink42>	(well, that's weird.)
*	Darklink42 has quit (Quit: Link's crouching and stabbing me in the knees again.)
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<Darte>	(web acting up?)
<Darklink42>	(Yeah.)
*	Kirran has quit (Ping timeout)
*	Darklink42 is now known as Kirran
<Kirran>	(There we go)
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
<Kirran>	25h, 7m
*	Kirran is returned to his normal state
*	Darte dual-wields the Zora Blades.
<Darte>	-3 magic at beginning of turn
<Darte>	26h9m | 4 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Blinded
*	Darte finishes musing.
*	Darte swipes at the FireballStatue with his blades!
<Garunoff>	You dare MUSE in my presence!
*	LaserMoblinStatue is now known as FireballStatue
<Darte>	$1d3
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
<Darte>	Rerolls
*	Darte withdraws the initial slice.
<Darte>	(Voice chat summary: I thought the Fireball Statue had Wisdom, not Courage)
<DM>	*You withdraw your slice.*
<DM>	*I withdraw my lulz.*
<Red_Enrics>	Well
<Red_Enrics>	Theoretically
<Red_Enrics>	We can't muse your presense
<Red_Enrics>	If we don't even know you
*	Darte shoves his palm forward, water PSI Blasting toward the Fireball Statue!
<Garunoff>	What.
<Darte>	26h8m | 4 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Blinded
<Red_Enrics>	As we don't really find you threatening enough
<Darte>	$33d8
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 1, 1, 3, 6, 1, 1, 6, 7, 1, 5, 5, 1, 4, 7, 4, 6, 1, 5, 4, 6, 4, 6, 3, 4, 3, 8, 5, 8, 2, 2 and 7. Total: 142.
<Red_Enrics>	I mean
<DM>	*Your rupees fail to do anything, Darte.*
<Red_Enrics>	For a boss, you seem to be putting up less of a fight than the essence of Shadow
<Kirran>	(lol)
*	Darte palms his face in embarassment.
<DM>	*Pro PSI Rupees.*
<Darte>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 9, 7, 5, 2, 5, 10, 9, 4, 2, 7, 6, 9, 4, 10, 3, 7, 7, 8, 9, 8, 2, 4, 10, 9, 4, 5, 2, 2, 1, 4 and 10. Total: 194. Successes: 24.
<Garunoff>	Yes. Yes, shower me in more money- oh that's the statue. STATUE, GIMME MY MONEY BACK.
<Darte>	+4 (Water Affinity vs. Fire Affinity)
<Darte>	= 28 damage outgoing
*	FireballStatue is hit by a rain of pain and takes 28 damage, dropping to 9 hearts left.
<Kirran>	(If it was the Greed King, that might work.)
<Red_Enrics>	See? If your own statues are stealing your money, that makes you less threatening
<Red_Enrics>	If anything
<Red_Enrics>	It makes you laughable
<Garunoff>	Grrr....
<Kirran>	...nof
<Darte>	Successful Strike -> 26h8m | 6 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance | Blinded
<Red_Enrics>	And I mean, the most threatening thing about you is your battle music. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zasgwl1jt6Q )
<Darte>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Darte has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
<Red_Enrics>	If anything this is more fitting. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbxPatrtq1Y )
<Red_Enrics>	Anyways
<Red_Enrics>	I'm doing this by the way.
*	Red_Enrics levels up twice due to excess EXP.
*	Red_Enrics gains 5 Courage and 5 Wisdom.
*	Darte flares his head-crest, the fin-like appendage rising aggresively.
<DM>	*Red_Enrics feels the power of self importance for the first time in his life!*
*	Red_Enrics slices at Garunoff with his smexy scythe blindly. (Roll Courage...and how does blindness work again?)
<DM>	(roll $1d3 first)
<Red_Enrics>	$1d3
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<Red_Enrics>	(Good or bad?)
<DM>	*You fight through your blindness.*
<Red_Enrics>	$51d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 272. Successes: 38.
<Garunoff>	ffffffffffffff
<Garunoff>	$23d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 2, 10, 1, 10, 2, 9, 8, 10, 2, 3, 9, 1, 6, 8, 8, 8, 9, 2, 1, 7 and 4. Total: 127. Successes: 15.
*	Garunoff is HIT!
<Red_Enrics>	38 - 15 = 23 damage
<DM>	(you sure that scythe doesn't cause afflictions? I'm pretty sure all scythes cause something)
<Darte>	$1d3
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
*	Garunoff is hit rather painfully by Red's attack.
<Garunoff>	Gah!
<Red_Enrics>	(It cause null, nevermind.)
<Red_Enrics>	If the attack is successful, target gets the Null Affliction:
<Red_Enrics>	    The next recovery effect either cast by the target or to affect the target is nullified.
<Red_Enrics>	    Null is then removed.
<Red_Enrics>	Null lasts until the end of your turn one round later.
<Dex>	sooo
<Dex>	sacrifice is blocked
<Dex>	soooo
<Dex>	screw attacking minions
<Garunoff>	Garunoff - 45h, 17m | Bleeding x1 | Null | Slight Depression, -2 Power, Courage, Wisdom | -4 Wisdom
*	Red_Enrics does a backflip and lands on his feet
<Red_Enrics>	Fuck yeah
<Red_Enrics>	And all that WHILE being blind
<Red_Enrics>	*Audience claps*
<Red_Enrics>	36h 11m | Blind
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
*	Dex whips out his mini ballista. Also he whips out his weapon of the same name.
*	Dex shoots the fireball statue. Roll Power.
*	DM looks at Dex and finds that it really IS mini.
<DM>	I can't find it.
<Dex>	TECHNICALLY ITS COVERED BY A CLOACAL SHEATH
<Garunoff>	o_O
<Kirran>	ew
<DM>	Indeed.
<Darte>	 #thingsididnotneedtoknowtoday
<Dex>	$27d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 9, 1, 7, 3, 5, 9, 9, 2, 8, 1, 6, 4, 10, 9, 5, 7, 10, 9, 3, 5, 9, 9, 7, 9 and 4. Total: 169. Successes: 21.
<FireballStatue>	$5d10
<Tatl>	FireballStatue: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 7, 5 and 4. Total: 24. Successes: 3.
<Dex>	21 + 5 - 3 = dead
*	FireballStatue is BLASTED to OBLIVION by Dex's... microscopic... arrow.
<FireballStatue>	$removeme
<Tatl>	FireballStatue has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
*	Dex is hit for 2 damage from the recoil.
*	FireballStatue is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
<Dex>	23h 20m
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
<Garunoff>	(first turn)
<Dex>	FEAR MY CLOACAL SHEATH
<DM>	*The LaserMoblinStatue has been shifted down to the first minion.*
<Red_Enrics>	The Helix Fossil wants me to live today.
<Darte>	"Keep it in your pants, liz."
*	Garunoff summons a Demonic Fire Hound and follows up with casting Hanging On as an Extra Support on it.
*	Garunoff summons a Psychic Mask and follows up with casting Phase as an Extra Support on it.
<Garunoff>	(rolling for first one)
<Garunoff>	$56d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 297. Successes: 36.
<Garunoff>	%50d10
<Garunoff>	doh
<Garunoff>	$50d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 8, 7, 2, 3, 3, 5, 4, 3, 4, 3, 8, 10, 1, 2, 6, 1, 5, 6, 8, 8, 8, 5, 4, 7, 3, 3, 7, 9, 4, 2, 4, 9, 5, 7, 2, 5, 3, 3, 10, 5, 10, 4, 2, 4, 3, 9, 3 and 1. Total: 242. Successes: 26.
<Garunoff>	rolling for second one
<Garunoff>	$58d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 58 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 322. Successes: 39.
<Garunoff>	$48d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 1, 7, 4, 7, 4, 5, 10, 10, 10, 8, 4, 4, 8, 10, 1, 1, 5, 7, 2, 5, 1, 7, 10, 6, 1, 6, 3, 7, 8, 2, 10, 4, 1, 6, 10, 3, 9, 5, 3, 10, 5, 1, 4, 1, 7 and 7. Total: 256. Successes: 35.
*	LaserMoblinStatue is now known as DemonicFireHound
<DemonicFireHound>	$init j
<Tatl>	DemonicFireHound has entered the fray.
*	DemonicFireHound is now known as PsychicMask
<PsychicMask>	$init j
<Tatl>	PsychicMask has entered the fray.
<DM>	$turns
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
<Garunoff>	Garunoff - 45h, 3m | Bleeding x1 | Null | Slight Depression, -2 Power, Courage, Wisdom |
<Garunoff>	-4 Wisdom
<Garunoff>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Garunoff has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
<Garunoff>	Come at me!
*	PsychicMask is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
<Garunoff>	Now... to destroy the most troublesome of them all.
*	Garunoff turns towards Red_Enrics.
*	Garunoff grins and snaps his fingers.
*	LaserMoblinStatue fires a Laser at Red_Enrics! (Roll Wisdom)
<Red_Enrics>	I would say troublesome
<Red_Enrics>	Just a huge dick
<LaserMoblinStatue>	$41d10
<Tatl>	LaserMoblinStatue: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 5, 1, 9, 10, 10, 2, 9, 9, 4, 5, 1, 3, 1, 9, 6, 4, 5, 10, 2, 5, 3, 1, 6, 3, 5, 3, 10, 9, 1, 8, 6, 5, 3, 8, 1, 7, 4, 1 and 7. Total: 207. Successes: 27.
<Dex>	No thats me.
<Dex>	Let me explain how a cloacal sheath works.
<LaserMoblinStatue>	+3 successes
<Kirran>	nope.avi
<Red_Enrics>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 5, 1, 4, 1, 2, 1, 10, 3, 9, 2, 5, 10, 9, 3, 7, 8, 3, 4, 2, 8, 7, 6, 2, 8, 5, 1, 4 and 7. Total: 144. Successes: 17.
<Darte>	NOPE
<DM>	30 - 17 = 13 damage, ignoring damage reduction
<Darte>	http://i.imgur.com/OqGClcm.gif
<Red_Enrics>	23
<Red_Enrics>	k
<Red_Enrics>	23h 11m | Blind
<Darte>	http://i.imgur.com/dC0hLX3.gif
<Red_Enrics>	l
<Red_Enrics>	k
<DM>	*The laser pierces a small hole in your body Red_Enrics, dealing a good amount of damage.... though you shrug it off for the most part. Oh, and Blind is gone.*
<DM>	$endturn
<Tatl>	DM has ended LaserMoblinStatue's turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
<Red_Enrics>	23h 11m
<Darte>	http://i.imgur.com/dAZq8e7.gif
*	LaserMoblinStatue is now known as DemonicFireHound
<Red_Enrics>	bananers
<Dex>	BANANAS?
<Dex>	BA NA NAS?
<Red_Enrics>	No
<Dex>	HIS COCONUT GUN
<Red_Enrics>	Ba na ners, Dex
<Dex>	CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
<Red_Enrics>	Get it right.
<Kirran>	Pota...
<Dex>	If HE SHOOTS YOU
<Dex>	ITS GUNNA HURT
<Kirran>	nope, not saying it.
<Garunoff>	....
<Garunoff>	kill the lizard
<Garunoff>	now
*	DemonicFireHound leaps at Dex, slashing at Dex with its Fire Claws! (Roll Courage)
<DemonicFireHound>	$44d10
<Tatl>	DemonicFireHound: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 2, 5, 5, 1, 3, 10, 10, 8, 7, 1, 7, 8, 10, 3, 4, 2, 5, 7, 2, 3, 8, 10, 2, 4, 4, 5, 10, 9, 1, 1, 6, 4, 5, 3, 6, 7, 2, 6, 3, 2, 6 and 7. Total: 222. Successes: 29.
<Dex>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 3, 3, 2, 7, 2, 3, 5, 2, 5, 4, 10, 7, 4, 1, 10, 4, 6, 9, 1, 2, 9, 8, 4, 4, 1, 6, 9, 10, 2, 3 and 4. Total: 165. Successes: 18.
<Dex>	rerolling myself i guess
<Dex>	because that is stupid
<Dex>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 7, 2, 7, 1, 3, 3, 4, 5, 3, 8, 5, 8, 3, 10, 1, 5, 3, 1, 10, 1, 6, 7, 8, 8, 6, 2, 6, 1, 7, 8 and 6. Total: 163. Successes: 21.
*	DemonicFireHound slashes Dex across the... clocal sheath, dealing 29 - 21 = 8 damage - defense, also you lose 4 magic
<Darte>	<Censored for indecent exposure>
<Darte>	http://0.tqn.com/h/humor/1/H/m/M/-/-/Wat.jpg
<Kirran>	(It would explain why lizard folk all wear ridiculous codpieces.)
<Dex>	THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
<Garunoff>	WHO CARES
<Garunoff>	YOU SHOULD DIE
<DM>	$endturn
<Kirran>	In a fire?
<Tatl>	DM has ended DemonicFireHound's turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
<Garunoff>	...... always.
<Dex>	SHUT UP YOU OVERGROWN BAG OF FARTS
<Garunoff>	Now, since the first attack didn't do so well...
<Garunoff>	Let's turn their most dangerous weapon into a weapon of our own...
*	DemonicFireHound is now known as PsychicMask
*	Garunoff ignores Dex... entirely.
<Darte>	http://i.imgur.com/4sj5hiH.jpg
*	PsychicMask uses Disorient on Red_Enrics! (Roll Wisdom)
<Kirran>	Hey, you should always pay attention to Dex. That's how you pull something trying to do acrobatics otherwise.
<Red_Enrics>	Pfft, good luck
<Dex>	Sit down nerd.
<Kirran>	And nothing is worse than a sprained butt muscle.
<Red_Enrics>	I'm as disoriented as can be
<PsychicMask>	$45d10
<Tatl>	PsychicMask: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 5, 6, 5, 6, 3, 7, 6, 2, 9, 1, 3, 10, 5, 1, 4, 8, 3, 10, 3, 10, 5, 10, 3, 8, 1, 5, 5, 2, 1, 4, 9, 6, 7, 4, 7, 10, 1, 2, 10, 9, 2, 1 and 1. Total: 224. Successes: 30.
<Red_Enrics>	...Huh
<PsychicMask>	-2 successes
<Red_Enrics>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 2, 7, 10, 9, 2, 1, 7, 6, 3, 7, 10, 8, 5, 9, 7, 4, 10, 2, 9, 6, 4, 10, 10, 3, 4, 5, 7 and 3. Total: 183. Successes: 24.
<Kirran>	(That is a good point though. How do you disorient a perpetual drunk?)
<Darte>	(Anyone who walked into this room during that conversation: http://i.imgur.com/RV7mvgT.gif )
<DM>	*The wave of psychic energy dazes you Red_Enrics, dealing no damage, but you get the Disoriented Affliction!*
<Kirran>	(Darte, why am I have sudden visions of your avatar?)
<Kirran>	(Having*)
<Darte>	( >:D )
<DM>	(Kirran, don't think about it too much)
<Darte>	(It does that.  I think it's possessed.)
<DM>	(... too late)
<DM>	$endturn
<Tatl>	DM has ended PsychicMask's turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
<Darte>	(Why do you think it's my avatar?)
*	Garunoff takes 1 bleed damage.
<Red_Enrics>	23h 11m | Disoriented
<Kirran>	(Party regains 2h, 1m
<Kirran>	)
<Red_Enrics>	(Which does...what, exactly?
<Darte>	-3 magic -> 26h5m | 6 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance | Blinded
<Darte>	d'oh
<DM>	(everyone is no longer blinded)
<Darte>	-3 magic -> 26h5m | 6 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance
<Dex>	Woo!
<Kirran>	25h, 8m
<DM>	Disoriented... your attacks hit random targets.
<DM>	actually, anything you do that targets will instead randomly target
<Red_Enrics>	(Well...whoever is hit is fucked then.)
<DM>	and it is possible for you to hit yourself
<Red_Enrics>	(But wouldn't I theoretically have equal sucesses to my attack then, dealing no damage?)
<DM>	(you'd roll against yourself)
<DM>	(there is a chance you could attack yourself and miss)
<DM>	(or commit seppuku)
<DM>	(.... or rolloff against yourself)
<Red_Enrics>	(No idea how that would work, logically, but whatever.)
<GrammarNazi>	(Suicide is the way to everything!)
<DM>	(you're Red Enrics. You're drunk)
<Kirran>	Hey Garunoff, Rokan sends his regards from the afterlife.
<Red_Enrics>	(Rolloff would be the only possible one, logically.)
<Garunoff>	Hmph! What could he do now?
<Garunoff>	He's DEAD!
*	Kirran attacks Garunoff with Rokan's Lance. (Roll courage)
<Kirran>	$32d10
<Garunoff>	And that's supposed to do what, exactly?
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 7, 6, 2, 7, 1, 4, 4, 1, 1, 8, 9, 1, 6, 9, 7, 1, 2, 5, 10, 8, 3, 6, 10, 1, 8, 2, 2, 2, 5 and 6. Total: 157. Successes: 20.
<Red_Enrics>	Ohhh my god
<Red_Enrics>	THe irony
<Red_Enrics>	It's hilarious
<Kirran>	$47d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 2, 9, 8, 9, 5, 5, 2, 7, 8, 7, 1, 9, 10, 9, 5, 1, 5, 9, 3, 8, 6, 4, 8, 1, 8, 10, 2, 1, 10, 10, 5, 4, 3, 6, 1, 5, 3, 8, 10, 9, 4, 2, 3, 4 and 4. Total: 270. Successes: 35.
<Garunoff>	$23d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 5, 5, 6, 4, 6, 5, 6, 9, 2, 3, 3, 2, 1, 4, 4, 3, 3, 9, 8, 9 and 2. Total: 105. Successes: 11.
*	Garunoff is HIT.
<Red_Enrics>	....
<Garunoff>	ACK
<Red_Enrics>	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
*	Red_Enrics is is just dying of laughter
<Kirran>	Garunoff hits 0m and takes damage equal to his max magic.
<DM>	(god, he's getting really bad courage rolls, lol)
<Red_Enrics>	See, Garunoff?
<Red_Enrics>	You're explaining my "You're a terrible boss" point perfectly."
*	Garunoff suddenly feels a massive backlash from his own energy. The red gem at his forehead gets all zappy with red electricity.
<Garunoff>	Ugh!
<Garunoff>	What... what is this?!
<Red_Enrics>	And to top it all off
<Garunoff>	Garunoff - 19h | Bleeding x1 | Null | Slight Depression, -2 Power, Courage, Wisdom | -4 Wisdom
*	Kirran twirls the lance around Ephraim style
<Red_Enrics>	You have a weakness for god's sake!
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
*	Darte continues to wield his Zora Blades.
*	Darte swipes viciously at Garunoff.  "Closing time."
<Dex>	Finish your whisky and beer!
<Darte>	(Courage x 2)
<Kirran>	You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
<Darte>	$45d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 5, 4, 7, 9, 6, 3, 3, 6, 2, 9, 6, 10, 4, 2, 8, 5, 2, 4, 6, 6, 3, 1, 7, 9, 3, 1, 5, 4, 6, 6, 7, 8, 10, 7, 6, 10, 4, 8, 5, 4, 4, 6 and 8. Total: 244. Successes: 30.
<Garunoff>	$23d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 7, 9, 1, 3, 1, 8, 2, 9, 1, 4, 10, 8, 6, 9, 2, 3, 9, 6, 8, 7 and 10. Total: 130. Successes: 15.
<DM>	(first one, HIT
<Darte>	26h5m | 8 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance
<Darte>	$45d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 10, 7, 4, 9, 4, 2, 3, 9, 5, 9, 5, 7, 10, 5, 10, 4, 10, 8, 7, 10, 4, 7, 10, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 9, 7, 10, 1, 7, 3, 10, 7, 6, 3, 7, 6, 9 and 6. Total: 278. Successes: 39.
<Garunoff>	$23d10
<Tatl>	Garunoff: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 7, 1, 7, 3, 10, 4, 3, 3, 2, 6, 8, 1, 5, 9, 4, 6, 3, 5, 1, 5 and 8. Total: 111. Successes: 13.
<Red_Enrics>	So allow me to re-itterate
<Red_Enrics>	Garunoff
<Darte>	26h5m | 9 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance | Sahuagin's Scale Stance
<Red_Enrics>	What is your HP again?)
<DM>	*Darte, your sword slashes slice and dice Garunoff to bits and pieces. The red crystal on his head shatters as he dematerializes from this realm.*
<Garunoff>	GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Kirran>	(He's going to have a second form Red. Watch...)
<Garunoff>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Garunoff has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
<DM>	^_^
<Red_Enrics>	Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand see?
*	PsychicMask is now known as DemonicFireHound
<Red_Enrics>	That's what you get for being so terrible
*	DemonicFireHound grows in strength.
<Red_Enrics>	You don't even get a proper death quote
<Red_Enrics>	You just yell.
<Red_Enrics>	Also, why haven't these things died, again?
*	Garunoff is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
<Red_Enrics>	I would think killing Garunoff would kill these things
<Red_Enrics>	huh
<DM>	*Poor enemy design, Red_Enrics.*
<Red_Enrics>	Guess I was wrong.
<Darte>	It never said it anywhere, so I figured that'd happen
*	Darte 's eyes glint, and a sudden ferocity appears as he draws a third blade, his Bloody Edge, and grips it in his mouth.
<DM>	(oh god)
<Darte>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Darte has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
<Red_Enrics>	To be fair, I was right about Garunoff being terrible
<Red_Enrics>	That doesn't really mean that these guys are though
<DM>	*Red, you're still disoriented.*
*	Red_Enrics attacks somebody with his scythe. (Roll Courage.)
<Kirran>	http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/386/275/4a5.jpg
<Red_Enrics>	(How do I know who to attack?)
<DM>	$1d7
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 7 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<Darte>	Point of reference: http://tinyurl.com/m5efyq9
<DM>	*Red_Enrics, you attack Dex! Dex, roll Courage!
<Dex>	we should kill the dog first
<Dex>	I HATE YOU
<Dex>	SO MUCH
<Dex>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 1, 9, 6, 9, 4, 7, 4, 5, 3, 6, 9, 2, 8, 9, 5, 5, 4, 6, 8, 3, 9, 5, 1, 3, 6, 10, 3, 6, 5, 8 and 1. Total: 185. Successes: 24.
<Kirran>	At least he didn't attack me again and throw me off a cliff.
<Red_Enrics>	For the love of Helix, please let me get a low number.
<Red_Enrics>	$51d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 316. Successes: 40.
<Red_Enrics>	Fuck
<Dex>	if i come back
<Red_Enrics>	Dex
<Red_Enrics>	Reroll me
<Kirran>	reroll on Red
<Red_Enrics>	It's the only way
<Dex>	fine
<Dex>	ill use a reroll point
<Red_Enrics>	Reroll my like your French toast
<Red_Enrics>	*me
<DM>	(oh god, not that line, lol)
<Red_Enrics>	$51d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 282. Successes: 35.
<Red_Enrics>	-5
<Red_Enrics>	We're making progress
<Red_Enrics>	Another reroll from me
<Red_Enrics>	$51d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 279. Successes: 35.
<Red_Enrics>	...
*	DM dies laughing.
<Red_Enrics>	Kirran?
<Kirran>	(Bahaha.)
<Dex>	i think id live
<Dex>	its -5?
<Dex>	so 30
<Darte>	"Just... just stop hitting him, Red!"
<Red_Enrics>	Can you reroll, Kirran?
<Kirran>	Will he survive at the current roll level?
<Darte>	"Really wish we had a jug of ale to give him, he is doing NO good in this state..."
<Red_Enrics>	I'm trying to do as little damage as possible here, work with me.
<Dex>	FRIG IT ILL TAKE THE DAMAGE
<DM>	*Red_Enrics, your RP from earlier collides with the one you just threw. They implode on each other, and Captain Falcon appears for an instant. He tells you all... "Hyes!" before disappearing.*
<Kirran>	Wat
<Red_Enrics>	35-24=11 DM stupidities
<DM>	*Red, for that... you get one of your RP back.*
<Red_Enrics>	*damage
<Red_Enrics>	(lol)
<Kirran>	stupidites?
<Dex>	-2 damage reduction
<Dex>	so 9
<Dex>	im still alive
*	Red_Enrics gets one epic reroll back
*	Red_Enrics attempts to high five Dex
<Dex>	10 hearts 17m
<Red_Enrics>	$1d7
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 7 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
*	Red_Enrics highfives himself
<Dex>	I have half a mind to eat your god damned eyeballs for that.
<DM>	(good news... the Command Structure Passive is gone)
<Dex>	also nulled i guess
<DM>	$turns
*	Mew (~Sephiroth@lunarnet-AB6D2C36.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net) has joined #zurpg
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
*	ChanServ sets mode +q #zurpg Mew
*	ChanServ gives channel operator status to Mew
<Red_Enrics>	23h 11m | Disoriented
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
<Kirran>	(kill the mask)
<Dex>	EYEGOUGE RED
<Dex>	kidding
<Darte>	(nonononononononononononono)
*	Red_Enrics attempts to smack Dex jokingly for that
*	Sephiroth has quit (Ping timeout)
<Red_Enrics>	$1d7
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 7 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6.
<Red_Enrics>	$turns
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
<DM>	(letting you know, both the Mask and the Statue have Phase)
*	Red_Enrics ends up smacking the DemonicFireHound
<DM>	(oh.. right)
<Kirran>	Dammit...
<DM>	(nvm on Phase)
<Darte>	"These effects last for the remainder of the battle, or until the original summoner dies."
<Kirran>	reverse dammit
<Dex>	Whipping out the Cloacal Sheath again.
<Dex>	Mask roll power
<DM>	*Okay, they DON'T have Phase. Garunoff is down, so... yeah*
<Dex>	$36d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 7, 8, 4, 9, 8, 8, 5, 3, 10, 9, 8, 1, 6, 1, 1, 4, 6, 6, 6, 3, 10, 4, 4, 3, 6, 9, 3, 5, 3, 4, 1, 8, 2 and 4. Total: 186. Successes: 21.
<DM>	*Your attack blasts the Mask, splitting in half.*
*	DemonicFireHound is now known as PsychicMask
<PsychicMask>	$removeme
<Tatl>	PsychicMask has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0) and DemonicFireHound (0).
*	PsychicMask is now known as DemonicFireHound
<Red_Enrics>	Oh hey
*	DemonicFireHound gains another stack. Pro move.
<Red_Enrics>	Progress
<Darte>	"The hound has Death Growth and can use Burning Claws.
<Darte>	Death Growth:
<Darte>	Every time someone or something else dies, the hound grows in size and strength.
<Darte>	Hound gains 4 dice when attacking or defending.
<Darte>	If the hound reaches 2 stacks, it's able to substitute its defending roll with Courage.
<Darte>	It can only do this once per round.
<Darte>	If the hound reaches 4 stacks, its attacks hit all enemies.
*	Red_Enrics attempts to cheer on Dex
<Darte>	This stacks infinitely."
<Red_Enrics>	$1d7
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 7 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6.
*	Red_Enrics cheers on the DemonicFireHound instead
<DM>	(lol Red)
*	Darte 's eyes widen.  "KILL THE DOG!"
<Red_Enrics>	(Disorient is my favorite status.)
*	Darte bats Dex over the head.
<Dex>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0) and DemonicFireHound (0).
*	LaserMoblinStatue casts Mass Blind! Kirran, Darte, Red_Enrics and Dex, roll Wisdom to defend!
<Dex>	PLANS ARE FOR LOSERS
<Darte>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 10, 8, 4, 6, 5, 7, 9, 7, 4, 3, 3, 8, 10, 8, 6, 3, 2, 8, 6, 6, 4, 10, 6, 1, 5, 10, 3, 1, 3, 10 and 10. Total: 193. Successes: 27.
<Red_Enrics>	$30d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 10, 5, 2, 8, 8, 10, 2, 4, 6, 4, 3, 9, 10, 2, 10, 1, 1, 5, 4, 6, 10, 3, 8, 3, 10, 9, 8 and 3. Total: 173. Successes: 23.
<Kirran>	$36d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 8, 7, 6, 7, 1, 4, 5, 10, 2, 1, 4, 6, 1, 7, 10, 3, 2, 3, 2, 8, 6, 2, 7, 3, 6, 5, 3, 6, 1, 3, 1, 7, 1 and 5. Total: 161. Successes: 20.
<LaserMoblinStatue>	$37d10
<Tatl>	LaserMoblinStatue: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 10, 10, 5, 10, 3, 3, 9, 8, 3, 6, 7, 1, 8, 10, 4, 8, 3, 6, 5, 7, 4, 7, 10, 4, 8, 10, 2, 10, 1, 2, 7, 1, 10, 4 and 4. Total: 216. Successes: 29.
<Red_Enrics>	Wow
<LaserMoblinStatue>	-1 success vs. Darte
<Dex>	$27d10
<Red_Enrics>	Disoriented AND Blind
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 4, 6, 1, 8, 10, 6, 3, 2, 10, 1, 4, 3, 4, 8, 3, 10, 4, 3, 5, 10, 8, 3, 1, 10 and 9. Total: 144. Successes: 18.
<LaserMoblinStatue>	-... yeah, doesn't matter
<Kirran>	It is just not your day Dex.
<Red_Enrics>	The RNG goddess is still at my side
<Red_Enrics>	Whatever
<LaserMoblinStatue>	*Mass Blind hits you all, dealing no damage, but you all enjoy being Blinded again. Have fun!*
<LaserMoblinStatue>	$endturn
<Tatl>	LaserMoblinStatue has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0) and DemonicFireHound (0).
*	DemonicFireHound gets to have fuuuuun.
<Red_Enrics>	23h 11m | Blind, Disoriented
*	DemonicFireHound growls and looks around for what it shall devour first..
<Red_Enrics>	Jesus, all I need is Deafness, and I'd be making a terrible joke right now.
<DemonicFireHound>	$1d3
<Tatl>	DemonicFireHound: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
*	DemonicFireHound proceeds to leap at Kirran, slashing at him! (Roll Courage)
<Kirran>	$41d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 1, 4, 1, 7, 5, 1, 3, 8, 5, 1, 10, 6, 2, 3, 3, 1, 9, 8, 1, 9, 5, 1, 5, 4, 10, 3, 10, 8, 10, 8, 1, 6, 1, 6, 9, 10, 1, 10 and 7. Total: 214. Successes: 30.
<DemonicFireHound>	$49d10
*	Red_Enrics attempts to cheer on Kirran to block
<Tatl>	DemonicFireHound: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 2, 5, 2, 10, 2, 3, 1, 3, 10, 3, 10, 1, 1, 8, 3, 4, 9, 10, 2, 4, 9, 4, 3, 1, 5, 6, 5, 8, 1, 9, 3, 8, 5, 8, 4, 9, 3, 1, 7, 6, 5, 2, 1, 7, 3, 7 and 1. Total: 237. Successes: 27.
*	DemonicFireHound MISSES!
<Red_Enrics>	$1d6
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
<Kirran>	Booyah
*	Red_Enrics cheers on himself
<DM>	*Red, you cheer yourself on.*
<Red_Enrics>	GO ME
<DM>	(man, you guys are lucksacking tonight)
<Kirran>	http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_un4FPNMTquY/TIWcSMQxxmI/AAAAAAAAAHI/RFLlQSB1VwE/s320/clash_of_the_titans_2.jpg
<DemonicFireHound>	Grr....
<Kirran>	...nof
<GrammarNazi>	(I blame the Lucksack Keese)
<DemonicFireHound>	$endturn
<Tatl>	DemonicFireHound has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0) and DemonicFireHound (0).
<Kirran>	(Party regains 2h, 1m)
<Darte>	-3 magic -> 26h2m | 9 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance | Sahuagin's Scale Stance | Blindness
<Darte>	*26h3m | 9 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance | Sahuagin's Scale Stance | Blindness
<Kirran>	(What are the monster stats again?)
<DM>	Laser Moblin Statue - 18h | 37 Wisdom
<DM>	Demonic Fire Hound - 36 Courage, 26 Power | +8 dice when attacking and defending | Hanging On
<DM>	fyi, the fire hound can substitute Courage for any defending roll, once per round
<Kirran>	(So theoretically, if I hit the hound with wisdom, it can't defend?)
<Red_Enrics>	(Blind and Disoriented kinda go together perfectly, thinking about it now.)
<Kirran>	(Well, there goes that plan...)
<DM>	(lol)
<Red_Enrics>	(If you were blind, you wouldn't know what you're hitting.)
<Kirran>	(So if I go for it on Wisdom, and someone else attacks it on Wisdom, it's helpless, yes?)
<DM>	(yes)
<DM>	(it's got hanging on, but that'll drop Hanging On)
<Red_Enrics>	(Except you know that I'm couraging all the way, sooooooooo.(
<Kirran>	(And if I Eye of Truth him, he's reset to normal?)
<DM>	(link Eye of Truth, need to verify that
<Kirran>	Expose a target to the Eye of Truth, causing brain damage that ignores damage reduction.
<Kirran>	Roll your Wisdom dice +6 vs. targets' Wisdom dice / Damage is halved
<Kirran>	If the attack is successful, both you and the target get the Stat Truth Status Effect:
<Kirran>	You and your target's stats (Power, Courage, and Wisdom) are reverted to their base values.
<Kirran>	If either you or the target dies, Stat Truth automatically wears off for the other.
<Kirran>	Stat Truth lasts until the end of your turn two rounds later.
<DM>	nope, doesn't affect it
<Kirran>	Hmm...
<DM>	if it had +8 Power, Courage, Wisdom, then that'd affect it
<DM>	but +8 attacking/defending dice isn't the same thing
<Kirran>	Ah
*	Kirran casts shadow strike against the fire hound (roll wisdom)
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 5, 8, 7, 1, 4, 9, 6, 5, 2, 1, 1, 1, 9, 8, 7, 7, 4, 4, 2, 5, 2, 8, 5, 2, 4, 1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 9, 3 and 10. Total: 159. Successes: 17.
*	DemonicFireHound overrides the defending roll with its Courage stat.
<DemonicFireHound>	$44d10
<Tatl>	DemonicFireHound: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 1, 4, 3, 1, 3, 5, 9, 2, 5, 2, 2, 6, 1, 9, 8, 10, 4, 10, 7, 7, 6, 10, 6, 4, 8, 6, 3, 6, 3, 8, 6, 5, 10, 6, 6, 7, 1, 10, 8, 3, 1 and 1. Total: 241. Successes: 33.
<Kirran>	reroll myself.
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 7, 10, 9, 4, 7, 9, 2, 1, 5, 1, 4, 2, 3, 4, 3, 10, 6, 2, 6, 9, 9, 8, 3, 2, 10, 10, 8, 6, 10, 3, 1, 9 and 6. Total: 201. Successes: 26.
<DM>	*You fail to hit the fire hound as it dodges your attack.*
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0) and DemonicFireHound (0).
<Kirran>	It was for a good cause.
<Kirran>	25h, 7m
*	Darte 's eyes flash and he launches into the grand finishing move Scalesplitter, hurtling directly toward the DemonicFireHound!!
<Darte>	(I have 10 charges, I thought I capped at 9...)
*	Darte launces into three stabs.
<Darte>	*slashes
<Darte>	*slices, there is no slash
<Darte>	d'oh
<Darte>	Voice chat manipulatioooooon
*	DM face-palms repeatedly.
<Darte>	*stabs.  Final answer.
<Darte>	(Roll Courage)
<Darte>	$45d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 2, 3, 10, 4, 10, 7, 8, 6, 8, 10, 5, 7, 8, 3, 6, 4, 9, 8, 7, 9, 5, 8, 6, 6, 9, 6, 6, 5, 7, 6, 1, 4, 6, 6, 9, 10, 3, 8, 3, 1, 1, 7 and 2. Total: 270. Successes: 36.
<Darte>	$1d3
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<DemonicFireHound>	$44d10
<Tatl>	DemonicFireHound: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 5, 7, 9, 6, 5, 5, 6, 10, 10, 5, 4, 2, 4, 2, 4, 10, 10, 4, 6, 1, 6, 9, 7, 3, 6, 2, 8, 8, 10, 2, 4, 1, 3, 3, 7, 6, 3, 6, 9, 6, 4 and 6. Total: 247. Successes: 33.
<DM>	(First attack, hit!)
<Darte>	+5m
<Darte>	$1d3
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<Darte>	$45d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 8, 2, 9, 3, 3, 4, 4, 1, 2, 6, 6, 3, 10, 8, 10, 4, 7, 2, 10, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 8, 2, 6, 8, 2, 9, 5, 8, 10, 6, 10, 7, 1, 9, 2, 5, 1 and 9. Total: 246. Successes: 31.
<DemonicFireHound>	$44d10
<Tatl>	DemonicFireHound: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 10, 4, 1, 4, 6, 9, 5, 10, 4, 8, 5, 8, 9, 4, 4, 4, 3, 3, 1, 5, 10, 6, 7, 9, 2, 7, 2, 4, 6, 3, 10, 2, 5, 4, 5, 4, 2, 4, 1, 5, 5 and 1. Total: 225. Successes: 27.
<DM>	(Second attack, hit!)
<Darte>	+5m
*	Darte spins in a final stab with the Bloody Edge clutched in his mouth.
<Darte>	$45d10
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 2, 6, 7, 1, 2, 10, 1, 4, 3, 4, 4, 2, 7, 10, 3, 5, 8, 10, 8, 6, 1, 9, 7, 4, 3, 9, 5, 7, 8, 2, 9, 4, 2, 2, 3, 10, 2, 6, 7, 5, 5, 8 and 9. Total: 248. Successes: 31.
<Darte>	$1d3
<Tatl>	Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<DemonicFireHound>	$44d10
<Tatl>	DemonicFireHound: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 4, 6, 10, 2, 3, 7, 6, 7, 10, 3, 8, 2, 4, 3, 3, 4, 10, 8, 4, 1, 1, 7, 5, 1, 8, 4, 10, 5, 9, 3, 2, 4, 8, 2, 9, 8, 5, 6, 5, 4, 2 and 9. Total: 241. Successes: 29.
<DM>	(Third attack, hit!)
<Darte>	+9 damage total from all stabs
<Darte>	rather, +3 from each for separate damage reduction...
<Darte>	Sooo 6 damage, 7 damage, 5 damage
<Darte>	+ Bleeding
<Darte>	* 6, 7, 4
<Darte>	* 6, 7, 1
<DM>	*Darte, you spin around the DemonicFireHound in your half-blindness, slashing it with two your swords in a hurricane motion. You finish it off by dashing straight through it, as your bloody edge cleaves through it. It falls to the ground in a smoulder of flames before exploding. Darte walks away with sunglasses on, away from the explosion, just like a cool guy.*
<DemonicFireHound>	$removeme
<Tatl>	DemonicFireHound has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
*	DemonicFireHound is now known as X__X
<Darte>	Read the item description... re-read the item description... re-re-read item description
*	Red_Enrics attempts to highfive Darte
<Darte>	26h18m | Blindness
<Red_Enrics>	$1d5
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
<Darte>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Darte has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
*	Red_Enrics highfives the LaserMoblinStatue
<LaserMoblinStatue>	Meep.
<LaserMoblinStatue>	;_;
*	Darte lowers the Bloody Edge from his mouth and sheathes it, some sense of sanity returning to his eyes.
*	Red_Enrics attempts to strike something with his scythe. (Courage)
<Red_Enrics>	1d5
<Red_Enrics>	$1d5
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<Red_Enrics>	GOD DAMN IT
<Red_Enrics>	$1d3
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<Red_Enrics>	FUCK
<Red_Enrics>	$51d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 248. Successes: 28.
<Red_Enrics>	Dex, you better get a high roll
<DM>	*Dex, Red_Enrics charges towards you... again. Roll Courage.*
*	Darte pulls off his glasses, takes out a cloth from somewhere and begins to polish them thoroughly, a look of smug satisfaction on his face.
<Red_Enrics>	I swear to god, dex
<Darte>	"Try and keep it down, will you, Red?"
<Red_Enrics>	Do you have any magnets on your or something?
<Dex>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 4, 2, 3, 7, 2, 4, 2, 8, 8, 2, 4, 4, 3, 5, 3, 1, 8, 1, 8, 5, 8, 6, 6, 10, 10, 7, 7, 6, 5, 8 and 1. Total: 171. Successes: 20.
*	Red_Enrics makes several typos due to disorientation.
<Kirran>	Oh, what would Noly say if she could see Red like this.
<Kirran>	?
<DM>	*What would Raine say?*
*	Darklink42 (~DarkLink4@137.150.215.57) has joined #zurpg
<Red_Enrics>	*Noly auto summons herself to specatate the events.*
*	Darklink42 is now known as Raine
<Raine>	You rang?
<Red_Enrics>	28-20 = 8 damage
<DM>	$1d2
<Dex>	What's that voice in my head? Take his eyes as payment?
<Tatl>	DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
<Red_Enrics>	You have 1 HP, correct, Dex?
<Darte>	No, we Rangabel.  Go away.
<Raine>	>: D
<Dex>	4h
*	Nexas (~Sean@pool-71-96-27-120.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
<DM>	*Raine is in happy mode.*
*	Nexas is now known as Nolyghots
<Nolyghots>	Ahahahahahaa
<Dex>	and nulled
<Dex>	again
<Dex>	so i cant heal
<Nolyghots>	Not sure if Red is drunk, or....
<Raine>	Oh look, Red is giving the lizard a hug.
<Raine>	Heehee...
<DM>	($endturn?
<Raine>	You want a hug from me too Dex?
<DM>	$turns
<Dex>	Raines eyes or Red's eyes.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
<Red_Enrics>	23h 11m | Blindness, Disorientated, RNG Revenge
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
<Dex>	Red's eyes or Raine's eyes.
<Dex>	Choices choices.
<DM>	*Disoriented is now gone.*
<Raine>	I don't have eyes, silly lizard...
<Dex>	Both have eyes.
<Raine>	just hate...
*	GrammarNazi is now known as Emilica
<Red_Enrics>	Dex
<Dex>	Delicious, delicious eyes.
<Red_Enrics>	I'm no longer disoriented
<Red_Enrics>	Eat the statue's eyes
<Red_Enrics>	They taste like rocks
<Dex>	STATUES DONT HAVE ANY FRIGGIN EYES AND YOUVE DONE MORE DAMAGE TO ME THEN ALL THE FRIGGIN ENEMIES IN THIS FIGHT
<Red_Enrics>	You sure?
<Raine>	Teehee
<Red_Enrics>	Garunoff got some preeeeeeeetty bad rolls
<Red_Enrics>	The almighty Helix seems to hate me at the moment, though.
*	Red_Enrics scratches his head
<Red_Enrics>	Anyways, we're close to finishing this fight
<Red_Enrics>	So you should probably do so
<Dex>	You're buying me a healing potion.
<Red_Enrics>	Me buying you stuff?
<Red_Enrics>	You're like a naggy wife.
<Red_Enrics>	Always wanting more and more.
<DM>	*Red, you just called your wife a lizard.*
<Dex>	You're healing me or the boys are going to have a word with you.
<Dex>	Private like.
<Red_Enrics>	Of course, if Green heard me say that, she'd probably murder me
<Raine>	Yay! I like Bob!
<Red_Enrics>	She's about 10 times stronger than me, mind you. (Let's not count levels here. lol)
<Dex>	Eye gouge on the statue.
<Dex>	$38d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 6, 8, 1, 5, 4, 10, 1, 4, 2, 9, 3, 4, 1, 8, 4, 10, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 10, 6, 2, 10, 2, 4, 7, 1, 4, 3, 4, 5, 4, 1 and 10. Total: 182. Successes: 19.
<DM>	*Annnd it hits.*
<Red_Enrics>	So what you're saying is my eyes will be meeting your mouth, and the relationship will be intamit.
<Dex>	Or even intimate.
<Dex>	Or just plain intimidating.
<Red_Enrics>	Hah
<DM>	*Dex, you stab the LaserMoblinStatue in the eyes, gouging stones out and causing the stone statue to explode as blood flies everywhere. You return with two stones in your necklace.*
<LaserMoblinStatue>	$removeme
<Tatl>	LaserMoblinStatue has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5) and Dex (4).
*	LaserMoblinStatue is now known as X_X
<DM>	$init r
<Tatl>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM>	+150 EXP
<DM>	+1000 Rupees for everyone!
<DM>	+1 Heart/Magic Container for everyone!
*	Red_Enrics levels up...again
<Red_Enrics>	+5 Power
<DM>	*Another spirit begins to materialize....
<Red_Enrics>	+1 Heart
<Red_Enrics>	+1 Magic
<DM>	*The realm flashes between dark and light several times before returning to the same way it looked when you entered.*
<Red_Enrics>	+1 Shadow Affinity
<Kirran>	Boss, are you here yet?
<DM>	[???]: Boss?
<DM>	*It's a deep, female voice. Sounds like Impa.*
<Kirran>	I'm not taking any chances with mistaken identies here.
<Red_Enrics>	Ohhhh thank god, it's finally over.
<DM>	*The spirit finally materializes, and you see Impa standing before you.*
*	X_X is now known as Impa
<Red_Enrics>	Assuming you're not an enemy
<Kirran>	If she is, we're already dead.
<Red_Enrics>	Agrred
*	Kirran bows.
*	Impa bows back.
<Impa>	If I may ask, why did you call me "Boss"?
*	Darte finishes polishing and perches the lenses back on his nose.
<Dex>	I'm the only Boss around here.
<Kirran>	I figured if anyone answered without incredulity, it probably wouldn't be you.
<Red_Enrics>	Because, Impa
<Red_Enrics>	We've been fighting like
<Red_Enrics>	boss upon boss
<Impa>	I apologize for the... intruders...
<Red_Enrics>	Eh
<Red_Enrics>	I don't mind it
*	Raine has quit (Broken pipe)
<Red_Enrics>	I gained a ton of strengthy
<Red_Enrics>	I also almost got to kill Dex
<Dex>	YOU OWE ME A HEALING POTION
<Red_Enrics>	And then I realized how underwhelming an enemy Garunoff was
<Red_Enrics>	After such a well established set up of how "strong" he was.
<Impa>	Despite the intruders, you all managed to pass two of the trials. I am not surprised you failed the third trial... it's meant to be especially impossible for those that have failed the first two.
<Red_Enrics>	Seriously though
<Dex>	I passed the third trial.
<Red_Enrics>	I expected Garunoff to be stronger than a test.
<Kirran>	I think Garunoff expected to be stronger.
<Impa>	For a mission to drag out with three chances, it is inefficient. I congratulate you all for realizing that you needed to place all of your efforts in from the start.
*	Emilica is now known as Test
<Impa>	Garunoff... was not supposed to be here.
<Dex>	I'm a Sheikah now.
<Dex>	LET MY PEOPLE GO!
<Red_Enrics>	Or he underestimated us
<Red_Enrics>	Either way
*	Test is now known as DragonMind
<Kirran>	I was glad to return Rokan's fury to the source it should have been directed at.
<Kirran>	Hopefully whatever's left of him will rest with more ease.
*	Impa smiles at the mention of Rokan's name.
<Impa>	May his poor soul rest from the torment of the previous Sheikah kin and their wretched ideals...
*	DM turns towards Dex.
<DM>	......
*	Impa turns towards Dex.
<Dex>	Sup DM.
<Dex>	Hold on Impa I'm talking to DM.
*	DM uses Poke on Dex, dealing 1 damage to him.
<Dex>	27h
<Impa>	I cannot accept you as one of the Sheikah race...
<Dex>	Why not?
<Red_Enrics>	Poke him 27 more times, DM.
<Dex>	I totally passed all the tests.
<Impa>	However, I grant you all membership of the Sheikah Tribe.
<Red_Enrics>	Eh
*	Darte snorts.
<Red_Enrics>	I had no interest in being a Sheikah anyways.
<Red_Enrics>	After all
<Red_Enrics>	I fail all my tests
<Darte>	"Simple biology.  Pretty sure no-one with a... what'd you call it, a cloak seat... would be considered Sheikah."
<Red_Enrics>	(Ironically, when he was a knight, he never got passed being a recruit.)
<Dex>	You know. You have one too.
<Darte>	"And you know this... how?"
<Red_Enrics>	(He was still a recruit when he left that one army thing he was in.)
<Dex>	Simple biology.
*	Kirran is deeply embarrassed.
<Impa>	I will have one of kinsmen deliver a reward to each of you later.
<Impa>	For now...
*	Impa taps each of you on the shoulder.
<Darte>	"This has been... enlightening, ma'am."
<Dex>	DONT TOUCH THE SCALES!
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm?
<Impa>	All of you can now receive information from us by coming in contact with any Gossip Stone. Its our only means of a communication network.
<DM>	(fyi, it's not the gossip stone ability)
<Red_Enrics>	So Gossip Stonebook.
<Red_Enrics>	(DAMN IT, ME.)
<Kirran>	More like MyStone.
<DM>	(it's so you can receive information specifically that the sheikah wants members of the tribe to know)
<Dex>	Did they let my people go yet?
<Red_Enrics>	Not Stoner? (Twitter, wheeeee)
<Impa>	Your people?
<Dex>	I passed the tests yeah.
<Dex>	All of them.
<Red_Enrics>	Damn it Dex
<Darte>	Stumblr
<Red_Enrics>	If you shut up
<Red_Enrics>	I will buy you that potion
<Dex>	Ipso Facto: I'm Shiekah.
<Dex>	No you're buying me the potion anyway.
<Impa>	Also, if you wish to enter this realm, simply ask the black Gossip Stone behind the Temple of Time to let you in.
<Darte>	RSS Stone
<Impa>	I shall let my aid here tell you of something else.
<Dex>	LET MY GOSSIP STONES FREE
<Darte>	*aide
<Kirran>	Ide?
*	Impa disappears and fades away. In her place, the Essence of Light appears.
*	Impa is now known as Light
*	Light shines brightly before you in this dark realm of blankness.
<Kirran>	Wow, you think you could turn it down a notch? That's a little overwhleming you know?
<Light>	My apologies...
<Dex>	HEEY I KNOW YOU!
*	Light darkens himself a bit. He no longer reminds you of the Son of the Sun..... curse that darn boss.
<Red_Enrics>	Well then
<Dex>	Got some of you in a bottle here.
<Light>	.... indeed.
<Dex>	And on my necklace.
<Red_Enrics>	Something's not right
<Red_Enrics>	I can't recall a name
<Red_Enrics>	But there was an Essence of...damn it, I can't remember.
<Light>	My apologies. I don't like revealing my name to those I have not met in real life. If you wish to know my name, seek me out, and I'll consider it.
<Red_Enrics>	All I remember is that they helped us
<Kirran>	Someday brother, I might take you up on that.
<Light>	Indeed.
<Light>	. . . I have told you all of the Sheikah threat, of the ones of the past rising again...
<Dex>	A threat to my people?
<Kirran>	Does Garunoff lead them?
<Dex>	UNACCEPTABLE!
<Dex>	Come brother Kirran we must stop these threats!
<Light>	I must tell you a truth we have long attempted to forget...
<Dex>	Is it you let dudes crash your little test party?
<Kirran>	Dex, you do realize you'll be required to recieve several tatoos, as well as a couple of initiate tests before you'd even be considered for full membership?
<Dex>	A small hole in the defenses if you will?
<Light>	During the birth of life in Hyrule, many species were born... including, of course, Hylian.
<Dex>	Tattoos? You can't tattoo scales man.
<Kirran>	Then I'm afraid you won't be able to join. You have to show full commitment to the Eye of Truth.
<Dex>	Also I'm pretty sure I qualify on the bases I passed all these shitty tests.
<Light>	The Hylians grew in two different areas. The temperate land, and that of the desert.
<Dex>	How does the Eye of Truth feel about extortion?
<Darte>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbdTeKo14Jw
<Light>	Those of the temperate land, you know as Hylians. Those of the Desert, you know as Gerudo.
<Kirran>	That makes sense so far.
<Dex>	What about us Lizalfos?
<Light>	I apologize, I know not about the Lizalfos.
<Dex>	This is racist as hell.
<Kirran>	You're the product of wizardry, Harry.
<Light>	Sometime in the Gerudo's past, there was a split.
<Dex>	Between the chained up black gossip stone and blatent Lizalfos racism I wash my hands of this affair.
<Dex>	Good day to you sirrah.
<Light>	Many stayed in the desert... and for an unknown reason, a group of them, still under the command of the Gerudo King, migrated from the desert to the darkness.
<Darte>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNOpKwnAQyw
<Light>	That group maintained the skills of the Gerudo while also growing in the darkness...
<Light>	They became to be known... as the Sheikah.
<Kirran>	So wait. When Garunoff called the Sheikah "Gerudo", he was right?
<Dex>	OUR PEOPLE!
<Dex>	Oh shit! I get telekenetic gossip stone powers!
<Dex>	AWESOME!
<Light>	Most likely, they became protectors of the Royal Family out of some dark reason by the Gerudo.
<Light>	When the new Sheikah came to be, after the old ones died out, the new ones did not learn of whatever this plan was. We only knew their souls rested in the Old Shadow Temple, and if something grim were to happen to Hyrule, we should revive them.
<Kirran>	Then Rokan? What really happened to him?
<Light>	He unfortunately was in allegience with the Sheikah of the past.
<Light>	In fact, Garunoff's death was likely set up.
<Light>	Rokan believed the Sheikah of the time had betrayed Garunoff. However, they betrayed him, and to make it look like they used Rokan as a sacrifice, they killed Garunoff, but kept his soul deep in the Old Shadow Temple.
<Kirran>	I'll be honest brother, I find myself deeply disquieted by that news.
<Light>	When we revived them during Ganondorf's reign, they did not help us. They denied us of everything, claiming we were pretenders, and they immediately set off to reviving Garunoff.
<Light>	We of the Sheikah are highly reluctant to admit that we were once descendants of traiterous Gerudo.
<Kirran>	I can see why. Even though it was the old sect, we still have the blood of the royal family on our hands.
<Light>	Indeed. It's an even greater risk to know that the old ones are in allegience with Bloodwind.
<Light>	Who knows. Maybe they've allied themselves with Aghanim, or more evil forces.
<Kirran>	The man who helped us, yet also hindered the trials...
<Red_Enrics>	Either way
<Red_Enrics>	Where's the exit?
<Light>	He is quite deceptive.
<Red_Enrics>	I intend on sleeping
<Red_Enrics>	Today's been a loooooooooong day.
<Light>	I apologize for the delay upon leaving. You all deserve a long rest. Heed my words of the threat... and...
*	Kirran 's shiekahsenses are tingling.
<Light>	If you ever run into a Sheikah, ask them this question...
<Dex>	I WASNT LISTENING
<Dex>	WHAT IS GOING ON
<Dex>	WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
<Light>	"Do you have the Master Sword?"
<Red_Enrics>	Well, if you don't know who I am, then I guess I'm not buying you that potion, Dex.
<Light>	... it's a fake question, but they'll all say no. The answer, if it's one of us, is yes.
<Light>	Deceit is our best friend and worst enemy. Learn it, and use it well.
<Dex>	Do I have the Master Sword?
<Dex>	No.
<Red_Enrics>	And ummmm, yeah
<Red_Enrics>	Problem with that plan
<Dex>	Wait. Am I an enemy?
<Red_Enrics>	What are the chances of somebody saying yes as a joke?
<Light>	We know that, for some reason...
<Kirran>	Probably pretty low. The old Shiekah don't strike me as the humoring type.
<Light>	The old ones are obsessed with the Master Sword.
<Light>	They'll fall for it, for now. We'll change the question over time.
*	Dex ponders.
*	Light upons a portal. You can see the path you took to this area under the light of a moonlit nightfall.
<Kirran>	One question for you brother. Will there be an induction ceremony for me now that I've passed my trials?
*	Dex sidles up to Light.
<Light>	An induct-
*	Dex tries to steal the light again.
*	Light disappears..... and appears about 20 feet higher.
<Light>	Nice try. You are becoming more a Sheikah with each second, lizard.
*	Red_Enrics stretches
*	Dex shrugs slightly and sidles over to Red.
<Red_Enrics>	Suuuuuuch a long day.
<Dex>	gunna try steal from red
*	Red_Enrics stumbles and falls on top of Dex.
<Light>	An induction ceremony would be a little... flashy, and inefficient for us Sheikah.
<Dex>	power first son
<Dex>	$28d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 3, 9, 4, 4, 10, 1, 8, 2, 3, 3, 2, 2, 10, 2, 7, 10, 7, 2, 6, 5, 9, 4, 10, 9, 2 and 8. Total: 153. Successes: 19.
<Red_Enrics>	$28d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 6, 10, 1, 1, 9, 8, 5, 5, 3, 9, 8, 5, 10, 9, 10, 8, 9, 4, 2, 7, 2, 6, 3, 4, 2 and 6. Total: 160. Successes: 21.
<Dex>	courage
<Dex>	$33d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 6, 7, 4, 3, 8, 8, 9, 10, 1, 3, 10, 3, 2, 9, 9, 4, 1, 2, 10, 7, 6, 7, 4, 1, 10, 5, 5, 10, 10, 2 and 10. Total: 196. Successes: 27.
<Dex>	wait thats not right
<Red_Enrics>	$49d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 4, 7, 4, 2, 7, 10, 4, 6, 9, 1, 10, 5, 2, 7, 2, 3, 3, 1, 9, 8, 2, 8, 5, 9, 4, 10, 4, 6, 9, 2, 7, 5, 5, 8, 6, 4, 4, 1, 6, 10, 3, 10, 8, 6, 9, 6 and 2. Total: 280. Successes: 36.
<Dex>	$34d10
<Light>	I will greet you all later with your rewards.*
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 8, 8, 5, 6, 8, 3, 6, 6, 2, 5, 3, 10, 1, 6, 7, 2, 4, 6, 2, 4, 8, 1, 4, 1, 7, 3, 8, 1, 4, 1, 5 and 9. Total: 167. Successes: 20.
*	Red_Enrics falls on top of Dex.
<Dex>	wisdom
<Dex>	$28d10
<Tatl>	Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 2, 3, 8, 5, 5, 10, 2, 8, 9, 9, 7, 4, 5, 9, 1, 6, 3, 8, 4, 1, 4, 2, 7, 6, 6 and 3. Total: 142. Successes: 16.
<DM>	*Dex, your stealing attempt fails.*
<Dex>	i am getting shit rolls today
<Dex>	what is up with that
<Red_Enrics>	$28d10
<Tatl>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 4, 8, 10, 8, 3, 5, 4, 6, 2, 7, 6, 7, 2, 2, 2, 7, 9, 6, 10, 8, 8, 9, 5, 7, 2 and 5. Total: 167. Successes: 23.
<Dex>	ROLL WISDOM ANYWAY
<Dex>	nerts
<Kirran>	So how will I prove that I'm a full member now, instead of an initiate?
*	Light fades away.
*	Light unfades.
*	Dex sidles over to Kirran.
*	Kirran hits Dex with a Deku nut
*	Nolyghots gets desummoned
<Light>	We all know, young Sheikah. There are few of us, and we all have been informed.
<Light>	And...
*	Nolyghots is now known as Shellos
<Light>	... if you wish others to know, simply don't mention ever being an initiate.
<Light>	They would never know...
*	Light goes back to fading away. Seriously, just imagine this guy as Liam Neeson.
*	Dex sidles up to Liam Neeson.
<Red_Enrics>	Oh hey
<Red_Enrics>	The Light never told us the exit
<Red_Enrics>	NOW WHERE STUCK HERE
<DM>	Red, read.
*	Kirran walks out the portal
<Red_Enrics>	Oh
*	Red_Enrics stumbles and rushes out into the portla
<Kirran>	the portland?
<DM>	-=QUEST END=-