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The Sheikah Trials, Part 5

Apr 25th, 2020
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  1. <DM> -=QUEST CONTINUE=-
  2. <Red_Enrics> (Would join Voice Chat, but fuck it.)
  3. <DM> *Last time! Thousands of years earlier, we had a session.......
  4. <DM> *So last time, you fought the Essence of Shadows. You guys had no idea how the heck to beat it, and you tried in futility to fight it. Midway through the battle, the Essence of Betrayal joined in, and you quickly defeated it, but not before giving the Essence of Shadows a huge edge in the fight.*
  5. <DM> *At the end, you failed, though you found out afterwards you came close to beating it.*
  6. <Kirran> Small consolation.
  7. <DM> *You got some EXP (read: a lot) anyways, but while you were waiting for Impa to arrive, instead, an essence called the Essence of Command entered.*
  8. <DM> (by the way, I don't remember if the Essence of Shadows did this already, but..... everyone gets a full heal. If nothing else, for plot device and for science)
  9. <DM> *This essence revealed himself to be Garunoff, and now you face off against him.*
  10. <Darte> (How about scientific plot devices?)
  11. <DM> (sure)
  12. <DM> (just... everyone, hearts/magic recovered to max, enjoy)
  13. <Garunoff> Heh heh heh heh heh...
  14. * Garunoff floats before you, arms crossed in typical overconfident villain style.
  15. * Red_Enrics scartches his head
  16. <Red_Enrics> Going to be honest
  17. <Red_Enrics> Kiiiinda forgot who you were, already.
  18. <Darte> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzJlzGaQFoc
  19. <Garunoff> Hmph!
  20. <Garunoff> I am Garunoff, King of Gerudos, and true ruler of the Sheikah!
  21. <DM> (Dear Garunoff - GET WITH THE TIMES)
  22. <GrammarNazi> (Kind of Gerudos? More like the King of Failure against God)
  23. * DM meets Garunoff's announcement with the sound of crickets in the background.
  24. * Darte snorts. "Some Sheikah, calling his identity right off the bat."
  25. <Garunoff> What? Seriously? None of you know me?
  26. * Garunoff points at Kirran.
  27. <Red_Enrics> Yeaaaaaaah, pretty sure Garrath is more threatening than you.
  28. <Garunoff> YOU! Surely YOU know me!
  29. <Kirran> I might have heard the name in passing somewhere.
  30. <Garunoff> GAH!
  31. * Kirran plays it nonchalant
  32. <DM> (well, if this guy is so willing to announce his identity, maybe you could figure out why he's here)
  33. * Garunoff turns to Darte.
  34. <Garunoff> I am ruler of the Sheikah, but I am no Sheikah myself.
  35. * Garunoff snarls.
  36. <Kirran> Kind of a shaky claim then.
  37. <Garunoff> If anything, it is the Sheikah who are Gerudo!
  38. * Darte raises an eyebrow. "They'd subjugate themselves under someone not their own? Hardly. They don't seem the type."
  39. <Kirran> What's that supposed to mean?
  40. <Dex> What ISNT it supposed to mean?
  41. <Garunoff> Hmph! You KNOW what it's supposed to mean!
  42. <Garunoff> What isn't.... wait....... it's........ what.
  43. <Garunoff> LIZARD! ... you shall die first.
  44. <Kirran> I HATE the desert. I'm no Gerudo
  45. <Garunoff> I'm no desert.
  46. <Garunoff> . . .
  47. <Garunoff> DIE LIZARD!
  48. <DM> (whelp, he has announced declaration of battle)
  49. <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
  50. <Red_Enrics> Pretty sure even Garrath is more known than you.
  51. <Darte> $1d11
  52. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  53. <Darte> bah
  54. * Red_Enrics pulls out his weapons
  55. <Garunoff> Who the heck is Garrath?
  56. <Darte> $init 1d11
  57. <Tatl> Darte: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  58. <Red_Enrics> $init 1d10
  59. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
  60. <DM> Who the heck is Garrath?
  61. <Red_Enrics> (rofl)
  62. <Dex> $init 1d11
  63. <Tatl> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
  64. <Dex> SON OFA BITCH
  65. <Kirran> $init 1d12
  66. <Tatl> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 12.
  67. * Darte Enters command: <Default>
  68. <DM> $init s
  69. <Tatl> The battle has begun!
  70. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5) and Dex (4).
  71. <Tatl> Bonus Turns: Kirran (12).
  72. <DM> ....... wait
  73. * DM face-palms.
  74. <DM> well
  75. <DM> I'll just run his turn twice
  76. <Garunoff> $init j
  77. <Tatl> Garunoff has entered the fray.
  78. * Kirran looks furiously lost in thought (charge 1)
  79. <Garunoff> I feel a disturbance in the... air.
  80. <Kirran> (Charging a move is all I can do while doing so, yes?)
  81. <DM> (yep)
  82. <DM> (and the turn you start charging counts as one of the charge turns)
  83. <Kirran> $endturn
  84. <Tatl> Kirran has ended their turn.
  85. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
  86. <Tatl> Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
  87. <Garunoff> Ahh, this place brings back memories...
  88. <Garunoff> A dimension of physical illusion that all Sheikah can control...
  89. * Kirran continues thinking, but he looks like he's starting to get the picture he's looking for. (Charge 2)
  90. <Kirran> $endturn
  91. <Tatl> Kirran has ended their turn.
  92. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
  93. * Darte closes his eyes and clasps his hands, water spraying through his fingers as he focuses.
  94. * Darte sprays a Waterlance at Garunoff!
  95. <Darte> -3 magic for Spirit Robe at start of round
  96. <Darte> 26h16m
  97. <Darte> -4 magic for cast
  98. <Darte> 26h12m
  99. <Darte> (Wisdom)
  100. <Darte> Wisdom = 30 + 3 from Spirit Robe + 8 from Waterlance
  101. <Darte> $41d10
  102. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 7, 10, 2, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 8, 6, 9, 10, 7, 1, 4, 5, 10, 8, 6, 2, 10, 4, 4, 1, 9, 10, 4, 1, 9, 3, 7, 8, 4, 7, 5, 5, 5, 3 and 3. Total: 238. Successes: 30.
  103. <DM> +4 successes
  104. <Darte> (Water affinity)
  105. <Garunoff> $30d10
  106. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 4, 3, 8, 5, 1, 9, 7, 8, 4, 3, 4, 1, 10, 2, 8, 8, 3, 5, 10, 6, 1, 6, 8, 5, 5, 3, 7 and 4. Total: 155. Successes: 19.
  107. <Darte> Damage is halved
  108. <Kirran> (So it's kind of like that thing people do where they squeeze their hands together and squirt water at people in a pool?)
  109. <Darte> 7 damage
  110. * Garunoff suddenly feels offended by a remark from across the fourth wall.
  111. <Darte> ( /shrug )
  112. <Garunoff> What's this... horrendous feeling.....
  113. <Darte> *8, round up. d'oh!
  114. * Garunoff is splashed by Darte's Waterlance, taking 8 damage... a pitiful amount.
  115. <Darte> 26h12m | 2 Mantra Charges
  116. <Garunoff> Hmph, the Zora are still as pitiful as ever!
  117. <Garunoff> 92h, ??m
  118. <Darte> $endturn
  119. <Tatl> Darte has ended their turn.
  120. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
  121. * Darte glares balefully at Garunoff.
  122. * DM bales glarefully at grammar.
  123. <Red_Enrics> Alrighty!
  124. <Red_Enrics> KABOOM!
  125. * Red_Enrics slashes at Garunoff. (Courage)
  126. <DM> (kaboom slash?
  127. <DM> (annnd what're you using to attack with?
  128. <Red_Enrics> (My Scythe)
  129. <DM> (kay)
  130. <Red_Enrics> $46d10
  131. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 7, 5, 1, 3, 2, 8, 7, 9, 6, 6, 8, 5, 3, 1, 6, 9, 9, 10, 5, 7, 5, 8, 2, 1, 7, 6, 4, 3, 3, 7, 6, 4, 1, 4, 7, 6, 4, 7, 2, 10, 1, 2, 2 and 2. Total: 232. Successes: 29.
  132. <Garunoff> $25d10
  133. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 6, 10, 2, 1, 6, 6, 6, 1, 8, 10, 1, 8, 3, 5, 2, 2, 4, 8, 4, 8, 9, 10 and 3. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
  134. <Red_Enrics> BABOOM
  135. <Red_Enrics> 29 - 17 = 12 Damage
  136. <DM> (any afflictions?
  137. <Red_Enrics> (Nope)
  138. <DM> (I remind you I don't look at profiles)
  139. <DM> (kay)
  140. * Garunoff takes 12 more damage from Red's slicy scythy.
  141. <Garunoff> 80h, ??m
  142. * Red_Enrics does a backflip and lands on his feet
  143. <Garunoff> Hmph. And a pitiful Hylian ally to top it off.
  144. <Red_Enrics> *Audience claps*
  145. <DM> *The crickets applaud as well. You hear silence.*
  146. <Red_Enrics> 37h 11m
  147. <Red_Enrics> $endturn
  148. <Tatl> Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
  149. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
  150. <Dex> hmm
  151. <Dex> gunna attack the dude
  152. <Darte> (Whatever you do, don't hit him with Power, ALL HE CAN UPGRADE IS STRANTH?)
  153. <Kirran> (Peple think this attack is useless.)
  154. <Dex> can he upgrade a courage hit?
  155. <Garunoff> Do what you may. You shall all perish here before you become members of the Sheikah Tribe!
  156. <Dex> ok
  157. <DM> (o_O)
  158. <Dex> cross slash on garunoff
  159. <Dex> so itssss
  160. <Dex> $34d10
  161. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 5, 5, 7, 9, 1, 10, 8, 6, 6, 8, 1, 10, 1, 3, 9, 8, 1, 6, 5, 7, 1, 2, 6, 8, 9, 8, 2, 8, 4, 7, 3 and 1. Total: 178. Successes: 23.
  162. <Dex> vs courage
  163. <Garunoff> $25d10
  164. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 1, 4, 3, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 6, 5, 4, 7, 7, 7, 6, 4, 6, 6, 6, 1, 1, 9 and 3. Total: 118. Successes: 13.
  165. <Garunoff> Hmph. A futile attempt by futile reptiles!
  166. <Dex> 10
  167. <Dex> halfed
  168. <Dex> 5
  169. <DM> (any afflictions?
  170. * Garunoff only takes 5 damage then, nothin' else.
  171. <Dex> bleeding
  172. <Dex> x1
  173. <DM> kay
  174. <Dex> $endturn
  175. <Tatl> Dex has ended their turn.
  176. <Tatl> ROUND 1: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
  177. <Garunoff> 75h, ??m | Bleeding x1
  178. <Kirran> (Here comes the pain.)
  179. <Garunoff> It's my move.
  180. <DM> [Yugi]: YOOOOOUUUUUR MOVE
  181. <Garunoff> ... what was that.
  182. * Darte snorts, scoots up beside Dex, and whispers: "He waited his turn."
  183. * Darte snickers
  184. <Red_Enrics> Make your last pathetic move, Yugi, before this duel is over.
  185. <Red_Enrics> (I'm done.)
  186. <Garunoff> (first turn)
  187. * Garunoff summons a Fireball Statue.
  188. * X__X is now known as FireballStatue
  189. <DM> .......
  190. * DM halves the Hearts rolls for all Hearts rolls for summons.
  191. <Garunoff> $60d10
  192. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 60 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 341. Successes: 45.
  193. <Garunoff> $50d10
  194. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 8, 10, 5, 10, 7, 8, 8, 4, 1, 5, 10, 1, 10, 1, 9, 10, 4, 4, 5, 5, 3, 5, 8, 4, 2, 9, 10, 3, 5, 7, 4, 6, 1, 7, 2, 3, 9, 8, 5, 5, 7, 1, 2, 6, 9, 9, 9 and 1. Total: 282. Successes: 37.
  195. * FireballStatue has 45 Wisdom and 37 Hearts.
  196. <FireballStatue> errr
  197. <FireballStatue> 45 Courage and 37 Hearts
  198. * Garunoff ends his first turn.
  199. * Garunoff summons a Laser Moblin Statue.
  200. <DM> (now using shell switching)
  201. <Darte> "Hmf. If you're so commanding, why don't you just command US, HUH?"
  202. * FireballStatue is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
  203. <Garunoff> $60d10
  204. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 60 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 307. Successes: 37.
  205. <Garunoff> $50d10
  206. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 2, 3, 3, 2, 9, 1, 5, 2, 4, 1, 4, 7, 10, 4, 10, 5, 4, 9, 2, 10, 9, 4, 3, 7, 9, 8, 9, 6, 7, 5, 5, 7, 3, 2, 2, 1, 3, 2, 7, 2, 2, 10, 3, 1, 10, 1, 7 and 1. Total: 243. Successes: 29.
  207. * LaserMoblinStatue has 37 Wisdom and 29 Hearts.
  208. * Kirran is ready with his Linkin park if this battle means he's got to conduct self-harm again.
  209. <Darte> (bahaaaa that is so bad)
  210. * Garunoff casts Phase on LaserMoblinStatue as an Extra Support Spell.
  211. <Garunoff> $25d10
  212. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 3, 7, 2, 6, 3, 6, 10, 2, 6, 4, 4, 5, 7, 4, 8, 1, 3, 10, 5, 10, 7, 5 and 2. Total: 136. Successes: 18.
  213. <Kirran> (And now I hate you Wind.)
  214. * LaserMoblinStatue now only has 18 Hearts, but is now partially phased.
  215. <Garunoff> 75h, 17m | Bleeding x1
  216. <Garunoff> Now, you shall all suffer!
  217. <Garunoff> $endturn
  218. <Tatl> Garunoff has ended their turn.
  219. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
  220. <DM> doh
  221. <DM> hang on
  222. <LaserMoblinStatue> $init j
  223. <Tatl> LaserMoblinStatue has entered the fray.
  224. <LaserMoblinStatue> $removeme
  225. <Tatl> LaserMoblinStatue has removed theirself from battle.
  226. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and Garunoff (0).
  227. * LaserMoblinStatue is now known as FireballStatue
  228. <FireballStatue> $init j
  229. <Tatl> FireballStatue has entered the fray.
  230. * FireballStatue is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
  231. <LaserMoblinStatue> $init j
  232. <Tatl> LaserMoblinStatue has entered the fray.
  233. <DM> (okay, Fireball now)
  234. <DM> (hang on Kirran, sorry 'bout that)
  235. <DM> $turns
  236. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  237. <DM> (Current Fireball turn)
  238. * LaserMoblinStatue is now known as FireballStatue
  239. <Kirran> (Do they at least have summoning sickness? I'll take that as a no.)
  240. * FireballStatue uses Flamethrower to hit Darte, Dex, Red_Enrics and Kirran! (Roll Courage)
  241. <Kirran> $41d10
  242. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 10, 2, 4, 10, 9, 3, 10, 8, 8, 9, 7, 8, 2, 8, 8, 10, 7, 9, 6, 8, 10, 8, 4, 3, 9, 1, 10, 2, 8, 3, 5, 2, 1, 10, 3, 5, 4, 7 and 9. Total: 260. Successes: 34.
  243. <FireballStatue> $47d10
  244. <Tatl> FireballStatue: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 3, 7, 7, 1, 1, 2, 4, 5, 10, 3, 5, 10, 3, 7, 4, 1, 1, 8, 9, 2, 8, 6, 8, 1, 2, 3, 3, 6, 6, 9, 1, 3, 7, 8, 10, 7, 1, 6, 5, 7, 9, 3, 3, 4 and 10. Total: 240. Successes: 29.
  245. <Red_Enrics> $46d10
  246. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 2, 1, 5, 6, 1, 3, 2, 6, 6, 7, 8, 6, 1, 3, 9, 4, 7, 7, 9, 2, 7, 1, 4, 8, 3, 10, 7, 6, 1, 10, 4, 2, 8, 2, 7, 9, 7, 5, 5, 6, 6, 3, 3 and 1. Total: 233. Successes: 28.
  247. <Garunoff> -_-
  248. * Red_Enrics blocks the fire
  249. <Dex> $33d10
  250. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 10, 2, 2, 9, 9, 3, 1, 5, 9, 5, 3, 5, 7, 3, 6, 8, 9, 4, 8, 7, 6, 10, 5, 9, 8, 7, 3, 6, 8, 9 and 1. Total: 193. Successes: 24.
  251. <Darte> $45d10
  252. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 3, 4, 2, 6, 1, 6, 3, 7, 9, 9, 3, 8, 10, 2, 4, 6, 5, 2, 9, 5, 7, 3, 7, 6, 6, 2, 3, 5, 6, 5, 9, 8, 1, 1, 9, 8, 8, 5, 8, 9, 8, 7 and 10. Total: 260. Successes: 33.
  253. <Kirran> (Does this count as a spell?)
  254. <Garunoff> (uhh, Red... it had 29, you had 28)
  255. <Garunoff> (no, it's not a spell, but I'll consider it as spell damage)
  256. <Red_Enrics> (My armor decreases damage by 3.)
  257. <Kirran> (So I can reflect it?)
  258. <Garunoff> (still hits you)
  259. <Garunoff> (yes)
  260. <Red_Enrics> (Wait, so I still take 1 damage?)
  261. <Garunoff> Red_Enrics, 29 - 28 = 1/2 = 0.5 rounded = 1 damage, + burn damage equal to your damage reduction
  262. <DM> (no, you take 3)
  263. * Kirran reflects the fire back at the statue with a surprisingly effective buckler. Who knew?
  264. <Garunoff> Dex, 29 - 24 = 5/2 = 2.5 rounded = 3 damage, + burn damage equal to your damage reduction
  265. <Red_Enrics> (Wait, based on this, I should be taking 4 damage. o.o)
  266. <DM> (the base 1 damage is blocked by your armor)
  267. <Red_Enrics> (Ah
  268. <DM> (the 3 burn damage is caused by your armor)
  269. <Dex> 5 damage
  270. <Red_Enrics> 34h
  271. <Dex> oh 3 damage
  272. <Darte> Successfully dodged -> 26h12m | 4 Mantra Charges
  273. <DM> (Kirran, is that same success rate or reroll'd?
  274. <Kirran> (On second thought, I'll aim it at Garunoff. And it's the same rate.)
  275. <DM> (kay)
  276. <Garunoff> Hmm?
  277. * Darte flares the fins on his arms and lowers his body close to the ground, raising them into the air.
  278. <Darte> Successfully dodged -> 26h12m | 4 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance
  279. <Garunoff> $25d10
  280. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 5, 6, 4, 2, 8, 9, 8, 3, 9, 4, 3, 10, 7, 4, 2, 4, 2, 1, 2, 4, 9, 2 and 7. Total: 129. Successes: 13.
  281. * Garunoff is hit by the reflected attack!
  282. <Garunoff> Oof!
  283. <Garunoff> 29 - 13 = 16/2 = 8 damage
  284. <Garunoff> 67h, 17m | Bleeding x1
  285. <Garunoff> Hmph!
  286. * FireballStatue is now known as ends
  287. * ends is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
  288. * LaserMoblinStatue doesn't know how to /nick.
  289. <Darte> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  290. * LaserMoblinStatue casts Mass Blind! Darte, Dex, Kirran, Red_Enrics, roll Wisdom to defend!
  291. <LaserMoblinStatue> $37d10
  292. <Tatl> LaserMoblinStatue: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 1, 6, 9, 6, 5, 9, 7, 2, 6, 6, 6, 4, 8, 6, 7, 5, 2, 1, 1, 6, 5, 10, 6, 1, 1, 8, 4, 5, 5, 3, 10, 10, 10, 5 and 4. Total: 197. Successes: 28.
  293. <Kirran> $34d10
  294. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 9, 4, 1, 1, 9, 7, 5, 6, 4, 8, 8, 3, 10, 3, 1, 2, 5, 3, 8, 8, 7, 7, 5, 5, 4, 6, 2, 4, 3, 9, 3 and 1. Total: 172. Successes: 20.
  295. <Darte> $33d10
  296. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 2, 9, 6, 9, 10, 7, 9, 4, 9, 3, 1, 1, 6, 9, 3, 6, 4, 7, 6, 4, 3, 7, 8, 10, 3, 3, 6, 6, 7, 8 and 1. Total: 181. Successes: 21.
  297. <LaserMoblinStatue> (anyone that has Shadow/Light affinities, state 'em)
  298. <Red_Enrics> $23d10
  299. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 2, 10, 10, 2, 9, 3, 10, 7, 2, 6, 5, 6, 7, 9, 9, 4, 10, 3, 8, 10 and 2. Total: 142. Successes: 20.
  300. <Darte> + 3 successes (Fareed's Fin Stance)
  301. * Red_Enrics rerolls The Lazer Moblin.
  302. <LaserMoblinStatue> $37d10
  303. <Tatl> LaserMoblinStatue: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 6, 10, 1, 4, 9, 10, 2, 4, 5, 10, 5, 3, 2, 3, 9, 7, 5, 2, 2, 1, 7, 6, 4, 7, 7, 7, 3, 7, 10, 2, 3, 10, 10, 8 and 7. Total: 208. Successes: 28.
  304. <Kirran> (2 shadow, 3 light)
  305. <Red_Enrics> (GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.)
  306. <Kirran> (Lame)
  307. <Dex> $27d10
  308. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 1, 6, 1, 1, 1, 7, 2, 9, 9, 5, 10, 7, 1, 9, 4, 1, 9, 8, 4, 3, 7, 4, 2, 2 and 4. Total: 119. Successes: 12.
  309. * DM applauds with the crickets.
  310. <DM> (yeah, that does no damage so......)
  311. * Dex looks around.
  312. <Red_Enrics> (Somebody reroll it. ;~;)
  313. * Dex steals the reroll.
  314. * Dex 's is not 28.
  315. <Dex> do i gotta roll for it?
  316. <Red_Enrics> (Somebody needs to Reroll that statue. ;~;)
  317. <DM> *Dex, you attempt to reach for the RP. Roll Courage vs. 1000 dice to beat the fourth wall out.*
  318. * Dex powers up to his real form.
  319. <Dex> $10000000000d10
  320. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 100,000 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 549,010. Successes: 69,897.
  321. * DM ignores that and continues on.
  322. <Kirran> (It's not even his final form either.)
  323. <Dex> SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
  324. <DM> *Yep, Red_Enrics, Dex, Darte, and Kirran, you all get the Blinded Affliction!*
  325. <Red_Enrics> Argh! Now, of all times?!
  326. <Kirran> F'ing statues.
  327. <Darte> 26h12m | 4 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Blinded
  328. <DM> First panel, Dex. Second panel, me - http://www.batoto.net/read/_/227462/onepunch-man_ch34_by_nerieru-scans/13
  329. <Red_Enrics> Blindness - Does whatever the DM says it does. It also gives you sunglasses.
  330. <DM> $turns
  331. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  332. <DM> *Round 2!*
  333. * Garunoff takes 1 bleed damage!
  334. <Garunoff> 74h, 17m | Bleeding x1
  335. <Kirran> (Party regains 2 hearts, 1 magic.
  336. <Garunoff> Neel before me!
  337. <Kirran> That's spelled kneel.
  338. <Kirran> Man, they always said Gerudos were bad at spelling.
  339. <Dex> On our Nees?
  340. <Garunoff> What.
  341. * Kirran starts alternating between glowing and swimming in shadows.
  342. <DM> Neil before me, Order of the Garunoff Stick.
  343. <Garunoff> ....... what.
  344. <Dex> Run by Ben Dover?
  345. <Garunoff> Who/
  346. * Darte runs off to fetch Neel Dimond.
  347. <Dex> You know. Ben Dover.
  348. <Dex> He's a busy man you know.
  349. <Garunoff> Ben... Dover... an odd name.
  350. <Garunoff> Bring him here, or die immediately.
  351. <Dex> That's a fine English name you know.
  352. <Kirran> You know, the sad thing is, I think if Rokan had actually seen you for what you are Garunoff, he'd have died again out of sheer pity.
  353. <Garunoff> ......................
  354. <DM> $1d3
  355. <Tatl> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  356. <DM> *Minor depression hits Garunoff from Kirran's remark. He loses 2 Power, Courage, and Wisdom.*
  357. <Garunoff> Hah! He's ALREADY dead! He can't die again!
  358. * Kirran continues to phase between light and dark, somewhat similar to a certain fairy he keeps in a bottle.
  359. <DM> PEOPLE DIE IF THEY ARE KILLED
  360. <Dex> Hold on.
  361. <Dex> The Essence of Command asked us to bring Mr. Dover here.
  362. * Red_Enrics spins around rapidally, and levels up twice with his excess 235 EXP that he never used.
  363. <Dex> I guess we gotta go do that now.
  364. <DM> (lol Red)
  365. <Dex> We'll go do that right now.
  366. <Red_Enrics> (Nahj
  367. <Red_Enrics> (I'll save the leveling up for my turn.)
  368. <Kirran> (Charge 3)
  369. <Dex> Back in a jiffy Mr. Command.
  370. <Red_Enrics> (To make it funnier.)
  371. * Kirran uses Dark Epihany to attack Garunoff.
  372. <DM> *Red disappears in a drunken flash of flashiness before returning with justice-san.*
  373. <Red_Enrics> (Wut)
  374. <Kirran> (Wisdom first, then courage)
  375. <Darte> (level up now so you don't use your five minutes!)
  376. <Red_Enrics> (Darte, trust me, I know how my turn is going to go down. :3)
  377. <Kirran> $36d10
  378. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 1, 7, 6, 1, 6, 9, 8, 1, 8, 5, 1, 9, 5, 6, 7, 3, 10, 4, 1, 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, 4, 3, 9, 2, 6, 7, 1, 10, 9 and 9. Total: 191. Successes: 24.
  379. <Red_Enrics> (It'll last less than 5 minutes
  380. <Garunoff> $30d10
  381. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 5, 10, 10, 9, 7, 1, 8, 6, 4, 6, 6, 10, 2, 9, 6, 5, 6, 6, 3, 2, 4, 1, 10, 6, 2, 8, 2 and 2. Total: 169. Successes: 23.
  382. <Kirran> $41d10
  383. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 9, 6, 10, 10, 10, 3, 8, 6, 8, 9, 5, 5, 2, 4, 6, 7, 4, 1, 2, 2, 1, 5, 8, 1, 9, 6, 9, 9, 7, 9, 7, 3, 8, 5, 5, 6, 7, 9 and 5. Total: 243. Successes: 33.
  384. <Garunoff> $25d10
  385. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 7, 3, 2, 3, 3, 10, 8, 3, 10, 2, 9, 1, 1, 4, 7, 5, 4, 8, 5, 2, 4, 6 and 2. Total: 122. Successes: 13.
  386. <DM> (and BAM)
  387. <Kirran> If both attacks are successful, attacker calls 1 (Light) or 2 (Shadow) and rolls $1d2.
  388. <Kirran> If it's a 1 and he called correctly, your Light self hits him with a powerful beam of Light.
  389. <Kirran> Roll your Wisdom dice +4 vs. targets' Wisdom dice / Damage increased by 4
  390. <Kirran> If the attack is successful, target loses 4 Wisdom for the remainder of the battle.
  391. <Kirran> If it's a 2 and he called correctly, your Shadow self hits him with Shadow punch, ignoring damage reduction.
  392. <Kirran> Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  393. <Kirran> If the attack is successful, target loses 4 Courage for the remainder of the battle.
  394. <Kirran> If the attacker does not call correctly, both your selves hit him using both of the previous attacks, each of them with their respective affinities.
  395. <DM> (lol, that's like the 3rd or 4th time he's gotten 13)
  396. <Kirran> (Call 1 or 2)
  397. <Garunoff> Hmph... the answer is obvious. 1, for am I the greatest!
  398. <Kirran> (>_>)
  399. <DM> (fyi, you can throw rerolls at the $1d2)
  400. <Garunoff> $1d2
  401. <Tatl> Garunoff: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  402. <Kirran> (Reroll)
  403. <Garunoff> $1d2
  404. <Tatl> Garunoff: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  405. <Kirran> (dammit)
  406. <DM> (whelp, roll away)
  407. * Kirran goes full light and fires a light beam (Roll wisdom.)
  408. <Kirran> $36d10
  409. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 2, 7, 1, 7, 10, 1, 5, 4, 8, 10, 5, 1, 6, 5, 10, 1, 5, 2, 5, 2, 2, 3, 10, 4, 10, 9, 6, 5, 4, 3, 10, 7, 8 and 1. Total: 187. Successes: 27.
  410. <Garunoff> $28d10
  411. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 10, 6, 9, 4, 1, 5, 1, 6, 9, 6, 8, 2, 7, 3, 2, 2, 3, 9, 8, 8, 8, 9, 9, 9, 5 and 10. Total: 171. Successes: 22.
  412. <Kirran> 5 damage, -5 wisdom
  413. <Kirran> (-4 wisdom)
  414. <Red_Enrics> $turns
  415. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  416. <DM> +4 successes, -3 successes, so +1 total successes for affinities
  417. <DM> 6 damage w/ -4 Wisdom
  418. * Darklink42 (~DarkLink4@137.150.215.57) has joined #zurpg
  419. <Garunoff> Gah! Cursed Sheikah attack, tricking me with lasers!
  420. <Darte> O_O
  421. <Garunoff> 68h, 17m | Bleeding x1 | Slight Depression, -2 Power, Courage, Wisdom | -4 Wisdom
  422. <DM> ($endturn Kirran?
  423. <Darklink42> (well, that's weird.)
  424. * Darklink42 has quit (Quit: Link's crouching and stabbing me in the knees again.)
  425. * Darklink42 (~DarkLink4@137.150.215.57) has joined #zurpg
  426. <Darte> (web acting up?)
  427. <Darklink42> (Yeah.)
  428. * Kirran has quit (Ping timeout)
  429. * Darklink42 is now known as Kirran
  430. <Kirran> (There we go)
  431. <Kirran> $endturn
  432. <Tatl> Kirran has ended their turn.
  433. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  434. <Kirran> 25h, 7m
  435. * Kirran is returned to his normal state
  436. * Darte dual-wields the Zora Blades.
  437. <Darte> -3 magic at beginning of turn
  438. <Darte> 26h9m | 4 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Blinded
  439. * Darte finishes musing.
  440. * Darte swipes at the FireballStatue with his blades!
  441. <Garunoff> You dare MUSE in my presence!
  442. * LaserMoblinStatue is now known as FireballStatue
  443. <Darte> $1d3
  444. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  445. <Darte> Rerolls
  446. * Darte withdraws the initial slice.
  447. <Darte> (Voice chat summary: I thought the Fireball Statue had Wisdom, not Courage)
  448. <DM> *You withdraw your slice.*
  449. <DM> *I withdraw my lulz.*
  450. <Red_Enrics> Well
  451. <Red_Enrics> Theoretically
  452. <Red_Enrics> We can't muse your presense
  453. <Red_Enrics> If we don't even know you
  454. * Darte shoves his palm forward, water PSI Blasting toward the Fireball Statue!
  455. <Garunoff> What.
  456. <Darte> 26h8m | 4 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Blinded
  457. <Red_Enrics> As we don't really find you threatening enough
  458. <Darte> $33d8
  459. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 1, 1, 3, 6, 1, 1, 6, 7, 1, 5, 5, 1, 4, 7, 4, 6, 1, 5, 4, 6, 4, 6, 3, 4, 3, 8, 5, 8, 2, 2 and 7. Total: 142.
  460. <Red_Enrics> I mean
  461. <DM> *Your rupees fail to do anything, Darte.*
  462. <Red_Enrics> For a boss, you seem to be putting up less of a fight than the essence of Shadow
  463. <Kirran> (lol)
  464. * Darte palms his face in embarassment.
  465. <DM> *Pro PSI Rupees.*
  466. <Darte> $33d10
  467. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 9, 7, 5, 2, 5, 10, 9, 4, 2, 7, 6, 9, 4, 10, 3, 7, 7, 8, 9, 8, 2, 4, 10, 9, 4, 5, 2, 2, 1, 4 and 10. Total: 194. Successes: 24.
  468. <Garunoff> Yes. Yes, shower me in more money- oh that's the statue. STATUE, GIMME MY MONEY BACK.
  469. <Darte> +4 (Water Affinity vs. Fire Affinity)
  470. <Darte> = 28 damage outgoing
  471. * FireballStatue is hit by a rain of pain and takes 28 damage, dropping to 9 hearts left.
  472. <Kirran> (If it was the Greed King, that might work.)
  473. <Red_Enrics> See? If your own statues are stealing your money, that makes you less threatening
  474. <Red_Enrics> If anything
  475. <Red_Enrics> It makes you laughable
  476. <Garunoff> Grrr....
  477. <Kirran> ...nof
  478. <Darte> Successful Strike -> 26h8m | 6 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance | Blinded
  479. <Red_Enrics> And I mean, the most threatening thing about you is your battle music. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zasgwl1jt6Q )
  480. <Darte> $endturn
  481. <Tatl> Darte has ended their turn.
  482. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  483. <Red_Enrics> If anything this is more fitting. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbxPatrtq1Y )
  484. <Red_Enrics> Anyways
  485. <Red_Enrics> I'm doing this by the way.
  486. * Red_Enrics levels up twice due to excess EXP.
  487. * Red_Enrics gains 5 Courage and 5 Wisdom.
  488. * Darte flares his head-crest, the fin-like appendage rising aggresively.
  489. <DM> *Red_Enrics feels the power of self importance for the first time in his life!*
  490. * Red_Enrics slices at Garunoff with his smexy scythe blindly. (Roll Courage...and how does blindness work again?)
  491. <DM> (roll $1d3 first)
  492. <Red_Enrics> $1d3
  493. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  494. <Red_Enrics> (Good or bad?)
  495. <DM> *You fight through your blindness.*
  496. <Red_Enrics> $51d10
  497. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 272. Successes: 38.
  498. <Garunoff> ffffffffffffff
  499. <Garunoff> $23d10
  500. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 2, 10, 1, 10, 2, 9, 8, 10, 2, 3, 9, 1, 6, 8, 8, 8, 9, 2, 1, 7 and 4. Total: 127. Successes: 15.
  501. * Garunoff is HIT!
  502. <Red_Enrics> 38 - 15 = 23 damage
  503. <DM> (you sure that scythe doesn't cause afflictions? I'm pretty sure all scythes cause something)
  504. <Darte> $1d3
  505. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  506. * Garunoff is hit rather painfully by Red's attack.
  507. <Garunoff> Gah!
  508. <Red_Enrics> (It cause null, nevermind.)
  509. <Red_Enrics> If the attack is successful, target gets the Null Affliction:
  510. <Red_Enrics> The next recovery effect either cast by the target or to affect the target is nullified.
  511. <Red_Enrics> Null is then removed.
  512. <Red_Enrics> Null lasts until the end of your turn one round later.
  513. <Dex> sooo
  514. <Dex> sacrifice is blocked
  515. <Dex> soooo
  516. <Dex> screw attacking minions
  517. <Garunoff> Garunoff - 45h, 17m | Bleeding x1 | Null | Slight Depression, -2 Power, Courage, Wisdom | -4 Wisdom
  518. * Red_Enrics does a backflip and lands on his feet
  519. <Red_Enrics> Fuck yeah
  520. <Red_Enrics> And all that WHILE being blind
  521. <Red_Enrics> *Audience claps*
  522. <Red_Enrics> 36h 11m | Blind
  523. <Red_Enrics> $endturn
  524. <Tatl> Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
  525. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), FireballStatue (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  526. * Dex whips out his mini ballista. Also he whips out his weapon of the same name.
  527. * Dex shoots the fireball statue. Roll Power.
  528. * DM looks at Dex and finds that it really IS mini.
  529. <DM> I can't find it.
  530. <Dex> TECHNICALLY ITS COVERED BY A CLOACAL SHEATH
  531. <Garunoff> o_O
  532. <Kirran> ew
  533. <DM> Indeed.
  534. <Darte> #thingsididnotneedtoknowtoday
  535. <Dex> $27d10
  536. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 9, 1, 7, 3, 5, 9, 9, 2, 8, 1, 6, 4, 10, 9, 5, 7, 10, 9, 3, 5, 9, 9, 7, 9 and 4. Total: 169. Successes: 21.
  537. <FireballStatue> $5d10
  538. <Tatl> FireballStatue: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 7, 5 and 4. Total: 24. Successes: 3.
  539. <Dex> 21 + 5 - 3 = dead
  540. * FireballStatue is BLASTED to OBLIVION by Dex's... microscopic... arrow.
  541. <FireballStatue> $removeme
  542. <Tatl> FireballStatue has removed theirself from battle.
  543. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  544. * Dex is hit for 2 damage from the recoil.
  545. * FireballStatue is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
  546. <Dex> 23h 20m
  547. <Dex> $endturn
  548. <Tatl> Dex has ended their turn.
  549. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  550. <Garunoff> (first turn)
  551. <Dex> FEAR MY CLOACAL SHEATH
  552. <DM> *The LaserMoblinStatue has been shifted down to the first minion.*
  553. <Red_Enrics> The Helix Fossil wants me to live today.
  554. <Darte> "Keep it in your pants, liz."
  555. * Garunoff summons a Demonic Fire Hound and follows up with casting Hanging On as an Extra Support on it.
  556. * Garunoff summons a Psychic Mask and follows up with casting Phase as an Extra Support on it.
  557. <Garunoff> (rolling for first one)
  558. <Garunoff> $56d10
  559. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 297. Successes: 36.
  560. <Garunoff> %50d10
  561. <Garunoff> doh
  562. <Garunoff> $50d10
  563. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 8, 7, 2, 3, 3, 5, 4, 3, 4, 3, 8, 10, 1, 2, 6, 1, 5, 6, 8, 8, 8, 5, 4, 7, 3, 3, 7, 9, 4, 2, 4, 9, 5, 7, 2, 5, 3, 3, 10, 5, 10, 4, 2, 4, 3, 9, 3 and 1. Total: 242. Successes: 26.
  564. <Garunoff> rolling for second one
  565. <Garunoff> $58d10
  566. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 58 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 322. Successes: 39.
  567. <Garunoff> $48d10
  568. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 1, 7, 4, 7, 4, 5, 10, 10, 10, 8, 4, 4, 8, 10, 1, 1, 5, 7, 2, 5, 1, 7, 10, 6, 1, 6, 3, 7, 8, 2, 10, 4, 1, 6, 10, 3, 9, 5, 3, 10, 5, 1, 4, 1, 7 and 7. Total: 256. Successes: 35.
  569. * LaserMoblinStatue is now known as DemonicFireHound
  570. <DemonicFireHound> $init j
  571. <Tatl> DemonicFireHound has entered the fray.
  572. * DemonicFireHound is now known as PsychicMask
  573. <PsychicMask> $init j
  574. <Tatl> PsychicMask has entered the fray.
  575. <DM> $turns
  576. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
  577. <Garunoff> Garunoff - 45h, 3m | Bleeding x1 | Null | Slight Depression, -2 Power, Courage, Wisdom |
  578. <Garunoff> -4 Wisdom
  579. <Garunoff> $endturn
  580. <Tatl> Garunoff has ended their turn.
  581. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
  582. <Garunoff> Come at me!
  583. * PsychicMask is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
  584. <Garunoff> Now... to destroy the most troublesome of them all.
  585. * Garunoff turns towards Red_Enrics.
  586. * Garunoff grins and snaps his fingers.
  587. * LaserMoblinStatue fires a Laser at Red_Enrics! (Roll Wisdom)
  588. <Red_Enrics> I would say troublesome
  589. <Red_Enrics> Just a huge dick
  590. <LaserMoblinStatue> $41d10
  591. <Tatl> LaserMoblinStatue: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 5, 1, 9, 10, 10, 2, 9, 9, 4, 5, 1, 3, 1, 9, 6, 4, 5, 10, 2, 5, 3, 1, 6, 3, 5, 3, 10, 9, 1, 8, 6, 5, 3, 8, 1, 7, 4, 1 and 7. Total: 207. Successes: 27.
  592. <Dex> No thats me.
  593. <Dex> Let me explain how a cloacal sheath works.
  594. <LaserMoblinStatue> +3 successes
  595. <Kirran> nope.avi
  596. <Red_Enrics> $30d10
  597. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 5, 1, 4, 1, 2, 1, 10, 3, 9, 2, 5, 10, 9, 3, 7, 8, 3, 4, 2, 8, 7, 6, 2, 8, 5, 1, 4 and 7. Total: 144. Successes: 17.
  598. <Darte> NOPE
  599. <DM> 30 - 17 = 13 damage, ignoring damage reduction
  600. <Darte> http://i.imgur.com/OqGClcm.gif
  601. <Red_Enrics> 23
  602. <Red_Enrics> k
  603. <Red_Enrics> 23h 11m | Blind
  604. <Darte> http://i.imgur.com/dC0hLX3.gif
  605. <Red_Enrics> l
  606. <Red_Enrics> k
  607. <DM> *The laser pierces a small hole in your body Red_Enrics, dealing a good amount of damage.... though you shrug it off for the most part. Oh, and Blind is gone.*
  608. <DM> $endturn
  609. <Tatl> DM has ended LaserMoblinStatue's turn.
  610. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
  611. <Red_Enrics> 23h 11m
  612. <Darte> http://i.imgur.com/dAZq8e7.gif
  613. * LaserMoblinStatue is now known as DemonicFireHound
  614. <Red_Enrics> bananers
  615. <Dex> BANANAS?
  616. <Dex> BA NA NAS?
  617. <Red_Enrics> No
  618. <Dex> HIS COCONUT GUN
  619. <Red_Enrics> Ba na ners, Dex
  620. <Dex> CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
  621. <Red_Enrics> Get it right.
  622. <Kirran> Pota...
  623. <Dex> If HE SHOOTS YOU
  624. <Dex> ITS GUNNA HURT
  625. <Kirran> nope, not saying it.
  626. <Garunoff> ....
  627. <Garunoff> kill the lizard
  628. <Garunoff> now
  629. * DemonicFireHound leaps at Dex, slashing at Dex with its Fire Claws! (Roll Courage)
  630. <DemonicFireHound> $44d10
  631. <Tatl> DemonicFireHound: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 2, 5, 5, 1, 3, 10, 10, 8, 7, 1, 7, 8, 10, 3, 4, 2, 5, 7, 2, 3, 8, 10, 2, 4, 4, 5, 10, 9, 1, 1, 6, 4, 5, 3, 6, 7, 2, 6, 3, 2, 6 and 7. Total: 222. Successes: 29.
  632. <Dex> $33d10
  633. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 3, 3, 2, 7, 2, 3, 5, 2, 5, 4, 10, 7, 4, 1, 10, 4, 6, 9, 1, 2, 9, 8, 4, 4, 1, 6, 9, 10, 2, 3 and 4. Total: 165. Successes: 18.
  634. <Dex> rerolling myself i guess
  635. <Dex> because that is stupid
  636. <Dex> $33d10
  637. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 7, 2, 7, 1, 3, 3, 4, 5, 3, 8, 5, 8, 3, 10, 1, 5, 3, 1, 10, 1, 6, 7, 8, 8, 6, 2, 6, 1, 7, 8 and 6. Total: 163. Successes: 21.
  638. * DemonicFireHound slashes Dex across the... clocal sheath, dealing 29 - 21 = 8 damage - defense, also you lose 4 magic
  639. <Darte> <Censored for indecent exposure>
  640. <Darte> http://0.tqn.com/h/humor/1/H/m/M/-/-/Wat.jpg
  641. <Kirran> (It would explain why lizard folk all wear ridiculous codpieces.)
  642. <Dex> THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
  643. <Garunoff> WHO CARES
  644. <Garunoff> YOU SHOULD DIE
  645. <DM> $endturn
  646. <Kirran> In a fire?
  647. <Tatl> DM has ended DemonicFireHound's turn.
  648. <Tatl> ROUND 2: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
  649. <Garunoff> ...... always.
  650. <Dex> SHUT UP YOU OVERGROWN BAG OF FARTS
  651. <Garunoff> Now, since the first attack didn't do so well...
  652. <Garunoff> Let's turn their most dangerous weapon into a weapon of our own...
  653. * DemonicFireHound is now known as PsychicMask
  654. * Garunoff ignores Dex... entirely.
  655. <Darte> http://i.imgur.com/4sj5hiH.jpg
  656. * PsychicMask uses Disorient on Red_Enrics! (Roll Wisdom)
  657. <Kirran> Hey, you should always pay attention to Dex. That's how you pull something trying to do acrobatics otherwise.
  658. <Red_Enrics> Pfft, good luck
  659. <Dex> Sit down nerd.
  660. <Kirran> And nothing is worse than a sprained butt muscle.
  661. <Red_Enrics> I'm as disoriented as can be
  662. <PsychicMask> $45d10
  663. <Tatl> PsychicMask: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 5, 6, 5, 6, 3, 7, 6, 2, 9, 1, 3, 10, 5, 1, 4, 8, 3, 10, 3, 10, 5, 10, 3, 8, 1, 5, 5, 2, 1, 4, 9, 6, 7, 4, 7, 10, 1, 2, 10, 9, 2, 1 and 1. Total: 224. Successes: 30.
  664. <Red_Enrics> ...Huh
  665. <PsychicMask> -2 successes
  666. <Red_Enrics> $30d10
  667. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 2, 7, 10, 9, 2, 1, 7, 6, 3, 7, 10, 8, 5, 9, 7, 4, 10, 2, 9, 6, 4, 10, 10, 3, 4, 5, 7 and 3. Total: 183. Successes: 24.
  668. <Kirran> (That is a good point though. How do you disorient a perpetual drunk?)
  669. <Darte> (Anyone who walked into this room during that conversation: http://i.imgur.com/RV7mvgT.gif )
  670. <DM> *The wave of psychic energy dazes you Red_Enrics, dealing no damage, but you get the Disoriented Affliction!*
  671. <Kirran> (Darte, why am I have sudden visions of your avatar?)
  672. <Kirran> (Having*)
  673. <Darte> ( >:D )
  674. <DM> (Kirran, don't think about it too much)
  675. <Darte> (It does that. I think it's possessed.)
  676. <DM> (... too late)
  677. <DM> $endturn
  678. <Tatl> DM has ended PsychicMask's turn.
  679. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
  680. <Darte> (Why do you think it's my avatar?)
  681. * Garunoff takes 1 bleed damage.
  682. <Red_Enrics> 23h 11m | Disoriented
  683. <Kirran> (Party regains 2h, 1m
  684. <Kirran> )
  685. <Red_Enrics> (Which does...what, exactly?
  686. <Darte> -3 magic -> 26h5m | 6 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance | Blinded
  687. <Darte> d'oh
  688. <DM> (everyone is no longer blinded)
  689. <Darte> -3 magic -> 26h5m | 6 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance
  690. <Dex> Woo!
  691. <Kirran> 25h, 8m
  692. <DM> Disoriented... your attacks hit random targets.
  693. <DM> actually, anything you do that targets will instead randomly target
  694. <Red_Enrics> (Well...whoever is hit is fucked then.)
  695. <DM> and it is possible for you to hit yourself
  696. <Red_Enrics> (But wouldn't I theoretically have equal sucesses to my attack then, dealing no damage?)
  697. <DM> (you'd roll against yourself)
  698. <DM> (there is a chance you could attack yourself and miss)
  699. <DM> (or commit seppuku)
  700. <DM> (.... or rolloff against yourself)
  701. <Red_Enrics> (No idea how that would work, logically, but whatever.)
  702. <GrammarNazi> (Suicide is the way to everything!)
  703. <DM> (you're Red Enrics. You're drunk)
  704. <Kirran> Hey Garunoff, Rokan sends his regards from the afterlife.
  705. <Red_Enrics> (Rolloff would be the only possible one, logically.)
  706. <Garunoff> Hmph! What could he do now?
  707. <Garunoff> He's DEAD!
  708. * Kirran attacks Garunoff with Rokan's Lance. (Roll courage)
  709. <Kirran> $32d10
  710. <Garunoff> And that's supposed to do what, exactly?
  711. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 7, 6, 2, 7, 1, 4, 4, 1, 1, 8, 9, 1, 6, 9, 7, 1, 2, 5, 10, 8, 3, 6, 10, 1, 8, 2, 2, 2, 5 and 6. Total: 157. Successes: 20.
  712. <Red_Enrics> Ohhh my god
  713. <Red_Enrics> THe irony
  714. <Red_Enrics> It's hilarious
  715. <Kirran> $47d10
  716. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 2, 9, 8, 9, 5, 5, 2, 7, 8, 7, 1, 9, 10, 9, 5, 1, 5, 9, 3, 8, 6, 4, 8, 1, 8, 10, 2, 1, 10, 10, 5, 4, 3, 6, 1, 5, 3, 8, 10, 9, 4, 2, 3, 4 and 4. Total: 270. Successes: 35.
  717. <Garunoff> $23d10
  718. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 5, 5, 6, 4, 6, 5, 6, 9, 2, 3, 3, 2, 1, 4, 4, 3, 3, 9, 8, 9 and 2. Total: 105. Successes: 11.
  719. * Garunoff is HIT.
  720. <Red_Enrics> ....
  721. <Garunoff> ACK
  722. <Red_Enrics> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
  723. * Red_Enrics is is just dying of laughter
  724. <Kirran> Garunoff hits 0m and takes damage equal to his max magic.
  725. <DM> (god, he's getting really bad courage rolls, lol)
  726. <Red_Enrics> See, Garunoff?
  727. <Red_Enrics> You're explaining my "You're a terrible boss" point perfectly."
  728. * Garunoff suddenly feels a massive backlash from his own energy. The red gem at his forehead gets all zappy with red electricity.
  729. <Garunoff> Ugh!
  730. <Garunoff> What... what is this?!
  731. <Red_Enrics> And to top it all off
  732. <Garunoff> Garunoff - 19h | Bleeding x1 | Null | Slight Depression, -2 Power, Courage, Wisdom | -4 Wisdom
  733. * Kirran twirls the lance around Ephraim style
  734. <Red_Enrics> You have a weakness for god's sake!
  735. <Kirran> $endturn
  736. <Tatl> Kirran has ended their turn.
  737. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), Garunoff (0), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
  738. * Darte continues to wield his Zora Blades.
  739. * Darte swipes viciously at Garunoff. "Closing time."
  740. <Dex> Finish your whisky and beer!
  741. <Darte> (Courage x 2)
  742. <Kirran> You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
  743. <Darte> $45d10
  744. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 5, 4, 7, 9, 6, 3, 3, 6, 2, 9, 6, 10, 4, 2, 8, 5, 2, 4, 6, 6, 3, 1, 7, 9, 3, 1, 5, 4, 6, 6, 7, 8, 10, 7, 6, 10, 4, 8, 5, 4, 4, 6 and 8. Total: 244. Successes: 30.
  745. <Garunoff> $23d10
  746. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 7, 9, 1, 3, 1, 8, 2, 9, 1, 4, 10, 8, 6, 9, 2, 3, 9, 6, 8, 7 and 10. Total: 130. Successes: 15.
  747. <DM> (first one, HIT
  748. <Darte> 26h5m | 8 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance
  749. <Darte> $45d10
  750. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 10, 7, 4, 9, 4, 2, 3, 9, 5, 9, 5, 7, 10, 5, 10, 4, 10, 8, 7, 10, 4, 7, 10, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 9, 7, 10, 1, 7, 3, 10, 7, 6, 3, 7, 6, 9 and 6. Total: 278. Successes: 39.
  751. <Garunoff> $23d10
  752. <Tatl> Garunoff: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 7, 1, 7, 3, 10, 4, 3, 3, 2, 6, 8, 1, 5, 9, 4, 6, 3, 5, 1, 5 and 8. Total: 111. Successes: 13.
  753. <Red_Enrics> So allow me to re-itterate
  754. <Red_Enrics> Garunoff
  755. <Darte> 26h5m | 9 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance | Sahuagin's Scale Stance
  756. <Red_Enrics> What is your HP again?)
  757. <DM> *Darte, your sword slashes slice and dice Garunoff to bits and pieces. The red crystal on his head shatters as he dematerializes from this realm.*
  758. <Garunoff> GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  759. <Kirran> (He's going to have a second form Red. Watch...)
  760. <Garunoff> $removeme
  761. <Tatl> Garunoff has removed theirself from battle.
  762. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
  763. <DM> ^_^
  764. <Red_Enrics> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand see?
  765. * PsychicMask is now known as DemonicFireHound
  766. <Red_Enrics> That's what you get for being so terrible
  767. * DemonicFireHound grows in strength.
  768. <Red_Enrics> You don't even get a proper death quote
  769. <Red_Enrics> You just yell.
  770. <Red_Enrics> Also, why haven't these things died, again?
  771. * Garunoff is now known as LaserMoblinStatue
  772. <Red_Enrics> I would think killing Garunoff would kill these things
  773. <Red_Enrics> huh
  774. <DM> *Poor enemy design, Red_Enrics.*
  775. <Red_Enrics> Guess I was wrong.
  776. <Darte> It never said it anywhere, so I figured that'd happen
  777. * Darte 's eyes glint, and a sudden ferocity appears as he draws a third blade, his Bloody Edge, and grips it in his mouth.
  778. <DM> (oh god)
  779. <Darte> $endturn
  780. <Tatl> Darte has ended their turn.
  781. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
  782. <Red_Enrics> To be fair, I was right about Garunoff being terrible
  783. <Red_Enrics> That doesn't really mean that these guys are though
  784. <DM> *Red, you're still disoriented.*
  785. * Red_Enrics attacks somebody with his scythe. (Roll Courage.)
  786. <Kirran> http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/386/275/4a5.jpg
  787. <Red_Enrics> (How do I know who to attack?)
  788. <DM> $1d7
  789. <Tatl> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 7 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  790. <Darte> Point of reference: http://tinyurl.com/m5efyq9
  791. <DM> *Red_Enrics, you attack Dex! Dex, roll Courage!
  792. <Dex> we should kill the dog first
  793. <Dex> I HATE YOU
  794. <Dex> SO MUCH
  795. <Dex> $33d10
  796. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 1, 9, 6, 9, 4, 7, 4, 5, 3, 6, 9, 2, 8, 9, 5, 5, 4, 6, 8, 3, 9, 5, 1, 3, 6, 10, 3, 6, 5, 8 and 1. Total: 185. Successes: 24.
  797. <Kirran> At least he didn't attack me again and throw me off a cliff.
  798. <Red_Enrics> For the love of Helix, please let me get a low number.
  799. <Red_Enrics> $51d10
  800. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 316. Successes: 40.
  801. <Red_Enrics> Fuck
  802. <Dex> if i come back
  803. <Red_Enrics> Dex
  804. <Red_Enrics> Reroll me
  805. <Kirran> reroll on Red
  806. <Red_Enrics> It's the only way
  807. <Dex> fine
  808. <Dex> ill use a reroll point
  809. <Red_Enrics> Reroll my like your French toast
  810. <Red_Enrics> *me
  811. <DM> (oh god, not that line, lol)
  812. <Red_Enrics> $51d10
  813. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 282. Successes: 35.
  814. <Red_Enrics> -5
  815. <Red_Enrics> We're making progress
  816. <Red_Enrics> Another reroll from me
  817. <Red_Enrics> $51d10
  818. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 279. Successes: 35.
  819. <Red_Enrics> ...
  820. * DM dies laughing.
  821. <Red_Enrics> Kirran?
  822. <Kirran> (Bahaha.)
  823. <Dex> i think id live
  824. <Dex> its -5?
  825. <Dex> so 30
  826. <Darte> "Just... just stop hitting him, Red!"
  827. <Red_Enrics> Can you reroll, Kirran?
  828. <Kirran> Will he survive at the current roll level?
  829. <Darte> "Really wish we had a jug of ale to give him, he is doing NO good in this state..."
  830. <Red_Enrics> I'm trying to do as little damage as possible here, work with me.
  831. <Dex> FRIG IT ILL TAKE THE DAMAGE
  832. <DM> *Red_Enrics, your RP from earlier collides with the one you just threw. They implode on each other, and Captain Falcon appears for an instant. He tells you all... "Hyes!" before disappearing.*
  833. <Kirran> Wat
  834. <Red_Enrics> 35-24=11 DM stupidities
  835. <DM> *Red, for that... you get one of your RP back.*
  836. <Red_Enrics> *damage
  837. <Red_Enrics> (lol)
  838. <Kirran> stupidites?
  839. <Dex> -2 damage reduction
  840. <Dex> so 9
  841. <Dex> im still alive
  842. * Red_Enrics gets one epic reroll back
  843. * Red_Enrics attempts to high five Dex
  844. <Dex> 10 hearts 17m
  845. <Red_Enrics> $1d7
  846. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 7 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  847. * Red_Enrics highfives himself
  848. <Dex> I have half a mind to eat your god damned eyeballs for that.
  849. <DM> (good news... the Command Structure Passive is gone)
  850. <Dex> also nulled i guess
  851. <DM> $turns
  852. * Mew (~Sephiroth@lunarnet-AB6D2C36.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net) has joined #zurpg
  853. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
  854. * ChanServ sets mode +q #zurpg Mew
  855. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Mew
  856. <Red_Enrics> 23h 11m | Disoriented
  857. <Red_Enrics> $endturn
  858. <Tatl> Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
  859. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
  860. <Kirran> (kill the mask)
  861. <Dex> EYEGOUGE RED
  862. <Dex> kidding
  863. <Darte> (nonononononononononononono)
  864. * Red_Enrics attempts to smack Dex jokingly for that
  865. * Sephiroth has quit (Ping timeout)
  866. <Red_Enrics> $1d7
  867. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 7 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6.
  868. <Red_Enrics> $turns
  869. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0), DemonicFireHound (0) and PsychicMask (0).
  870. <DM> (letting you know, both the Mask and the Statue have Phase)
  871. * Red_Enrics ends up smacking the DemonicFireHound
  872. <DM> (oh.. right)
  873. <Kirran> Dammit...
  874. <DM> (nvm on Phase)
  875. <Darte> "These effects last for the remainder of the battle, or until the original summoner dies."
  876. <Kirran> reverse dammit
  877. <Dex> Whipping out the Cloacal Sheath again.
  878. <Dex> Mask roll power
  879. <DM> *Okay, they DON'T have Phase. Garunoff is down, so... yeah*
  880. <Dex> $36d10
  881. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 7, 8, 4, 9, 8, 8, 5, 3, 10, 9, 8, 1, 6, 1, 1, 4, 6, 6, 6, 3, 10, 4, 4, 3, 6, 9, 3, 5, 3, 4, 1, 8, 2 and 4. Total: 186. Successes: 21.
  882. <DM> *Your attack blasts the Mask, splitting in half.*
  883. * DemonicFireHound is now known as PsychicMask
  884. <PsychicMask> $removeme
  885. <Tatl> PsychicMask has removed theirself from battle.
  886. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0) and DemonicFireHound (0).
  887. * PsychicMask is now known as DemonicFireHound
  888. <Red_Enrics> Oh hey
  889. * DemonicFireHound gains another stack. Pro move.
  890. <Red_Enrics> Progress
  891. <Darte> "The hound has Death Growth and can use Burning Claws.
  892. <Darte> Death Growth:
  893. <Darte> Every time someone or something else dies, the hound grows in size and strength.
  894. <Darte> Hound gains 4 dice when attacking or defending.
  895. <Darte> If the hound reaches 2 stacks, it's able to substitute its defending roll with Courage.
  896. <Darte> It can only do this once per round.
  897. <Darte> If the hound reaches 4 stacks, its attacks hit all enemies.
  898. * Red_Enrics attempts to cheer on Dex
  899. <Darte> This stacks infinitely."
  900. <Red_Enrics> $1d7
  901. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 7 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6.
  902. * Red_Enrics cheers on the DemonicFireHound instead
  903. <DM> (lol Red)
  904. * Darte 's eyes widen. "KILL THE DOG!"
  905. <Red_Enrics> (Disorient is my favorite status.)
  906. * Darte bats Dex over the head.
  907. <Dex> $endturn
  908. <Tatl> Dex has ended their turn.
  909. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0) and DemonicFireHound (0).
  910. * LaserMoblinStatue casts Mass Blind! Kirran, Darte, Red_Enrics and Dex, roll Wisdom to defend!
  911. <Dex> PLANS ARE FOR LOSERS
  912. <Darte> $33d10
  913. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 10, 8, 4, 6, 5, 7, 9, 7, 4, 3, 3, 8, 10, 8, 6, 3, 2, 8, 6, 6, 4, 10, 6, 1, 5, 10, 3, 1, 3, 10 and 10. Total: 193. Successes: 27.
  914. <Red_Enrics> $30d10
  915. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 10, 5, 2, 8, 8, 10, 2, 4, 6, 4, 3, 9, 10, 2, 10, 1, 1, 5, 4, 6, 10, 3, 8, 3, 10, 9, 8 and 3. Total: 173. Successes: 23.
  916. <Kirran> $36d10
  917. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 8, 7, 6, 7, 1, 4, 5, 10, 2, 1, 4, 6, 1, 7, 10, 3, 2, 3, 2, 8, 6, 2, 7, 3, 6, 5, 3, 6, 1, 3, 1, 7, 1 and 5. Total: 161. Successes: 20.
  918. <LaserMoblinStatue> $37d10
  919. <Tatl> LaserMoblinStatue: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 10, 10, 5, 10, 3, 3, 9, 8, 3, 6, 7, 1, 8, 10, 4, 8, 3, 6, 5, 7, 4, 7, 10, 4, 8, 10, 2, 10, 1, 2, 7, 1, 10, 4 and 4. Total: 216. Successes: 29.
  920. <Red_Enrics> Wow
  921. <LaserMoblinStatue> -1 success vs. Darte
  922. <Dex> $27d10
  923. <Red_Enrics> Disoriented AND Blind
  924. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 4, 6, 1, 8, 10, 6, 3, 2, 10, 1, 4, 3, 4, 8, 3, 10, 4, 3, 5, 10, 8, 3, 1, 10 and 9. Total: 144. Successes: 18.
  925. <LaserMoblinStatue> -... yeah, doesn't matter
  926. <Kirran> It is just not your day Dex.
  927. <Red_Enrics> The RNG goddess is still at my side
  928. <Red_Enrics> Whatever
  929. <LaserMoblinStatue> *Mass Blind hits you all, dealing no damage, but you all enjoy being Blinded again. Have fun!*
  930. <LaserMoblinStatue> $endturn
  931. <Tatl> LaserMoblinStatue has ended their turn.
  932. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0) and DemonicFireHound (0).
  933. * DemonicFireHound gets to have fuuuuun.
  934. <Red_Enrics> 23h 11m | Blind, Disoriented
  935. * DemonicFireHound growls and looks around for what it shall devour first..
  936. <Red_Enrics> Jesus, all I need is Deafness, and I'd be making a terrible joke right now.
  937. <DemonicFireHound> $1d3
  938. <Tatl> DemonicFireHound: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  939. * DemonicFireHound proceeds to leap at Kirran, slashing at him! (Roll Courage)
  940. <Kirran> $41d10
  941. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 1, 4, 1, 7, 5, 1, 3, 8, 5, 1, 10, 6, 2, 3, 3, 1, 9, 8, 1, 9, 5, 1, 5, 4, 10, 3, 10, 8, 10, 8, 1, 6, 1, 6, 9, 10, 1, 10 and 7. Total: 214. Successes: 30.
  942. <DemonicFireHound> $49d10
  943. * Red_Enrics attempts to cheer on Kirran to block
  944. <Tatl> DemonicFireHound: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 2, 5, 2, 10, 2, 3, 1, 3, 10, 3, 10, 1, 1, 8, 3, 4, 9, 10, 2, 4, 9, 4, 3, 1, 5, 6, 5, 8, 1, 9, 3, 8, 5, 8, 4, 9, 3, 1, 7, 6, 5, 2, 1, 7, 3, 7 and 1. Total: 237. Successes: 27.
  945. * DemonicFireHound MISSES!
  946. <Red_Enrics> $1d6
  947. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  948. <Kirran> Booyah
  949. * Red_Enrics cheers on himself
  950. <DM> *Red, you cheer yourself on.*
  951. <Red_Enrics> GO ME
  952. <DM> (man, you guys are lucksacking tonight)
  953. <Kirran> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_un4FPNMTquY/TIWcSMQxxmI/AAAAAAAAAHI/RFLlQSB1VwE/s320/clash_of_the_titans_2.jpg
  954. <DemonicFireHound> Grr....
  955. <Kirran> ...nof
  956. <GrammarNazi> (I blame the Lucksack Keese)
  957. <DemonicFireHound> $endturn
  958. <Tatl> DemonicFireHound has ended their turn.
  959. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0) and DemonicFireHound (0).
  960. <Kirran> (Party regains 2h, 1m)
  961. <Darte> -3 magic -> 26h2m | 9 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance | Sahuagin's Scale Stance | Blindness
  962. <Darte> *26h3m | 9 Mantra Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance | Caraam's Crest Stance | Sahuagin's Scale Stance | Blindness
  963. <Kirran> (What are the monster stats again?)
  964. <DM> Laser Moblin Statue - 18h | 37 Wisdom
  965. <DM> Demonic Fire Hound - 36 Courage, 26 Power | +8 dice when attacking and defending | Hanging On
  966. <DM> fyi, the fire hound can substitute Courage for any defending roll, once per round
  967. <Kirran> (So theoretically, if I hit the hound with wisdom, it can't defend?)
  968. <Red_Enrics> (Blind and Disoriented kinda go together perfectly, thinking about it now.)
  969. <Kirran> (Well, there goes that plan...)
  970. <DM> (lol)
  971. <Red_Enrics> (If you were blind, you wouldn't know what you're hitting.)
  972. <Kirran> (So if I go for it on Wisdom, and someone else attacks it on Wisdom, it's helpless, yes?)
  973. <DM> (yes)
  974. <DM> (it's got hanging on, but that'll drop Hanging On)
  975. <Red_Enrics> (Except you know that I'm couraging all the way, sooooooooo.(
  976. <Kirran> (And if I Eye of Truth him, he's reset to normal?)
  977. <DM> (link Eye of Truth, need to verify that
  978. <Kirran> Expose a target to the Eye of Truth, causing brain damage that ignores damage reduction.
  979. <Kirran> Roll your Wisdom dice +6 vs. targets' Wisdom dice / Damage is halved
  980. <Kirran> If the attack is successful, both you and the target get the Stat Truth Status Effect:
  981. <Kirran> You and your target's stats (Power, Courage, and Wisdom) are reverted to their base values.
  982. <Kirran> If either you or the target dies, Stat Truth automatically wears off for the other.
  983. <Kirran> Stat Truth lasts until the end of your turn two rounds later.
  984. <DM> nope, doesn't affect it
  985. <Kirran> Hmm...
  986. <DM> if it had +8 Power, Courage, Wisdom, then that'd affect it
  987. <DM> but +8 attacking/defending dice isn't the same thing
  988. <Kirran> Ah
  989. * Kirran casts shadow strike against the fire hound (roll wisdom)
  990. <Kirran> $35d10
  991. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 5, 8, 7, 1, 4, 9, 6, 5, 2, 1, 1, 1, 9, 8, 7, 7, 4, 4, 2, 5, 2, 8, 5, 2, 4, 1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 9, 3 and 10. Total: 159. Successes: 17.
  992. * DemonicFireHound overrides the defending roll with its Courage stat.
  993. <DemonicFireHound> $44d10
  994. <Tatl> DemonicFireHound: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 1, 4, 3, 1, 3, 5, 9, 2, 5, 2, 2, 6, 1, 9, 8, 10, 4, 10, 7, 7, 6, 10, 6, 4, 8, 6, 3, 6, 3, 8, 6, 5, 10, 6, 6, 7, 1, 10, 8, 3, 1 and 1. Total: 241. Successes: 33.
  995. <Kirran> reroll myself.
  996. <Kirran> $35d10
  997. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 7, 10, 9, 4, 7, 9, 2, 1, 5, 1, 4, 2, 3, 4, 3, 10, 6, 2, 6, 9, 9, 8, 3, 2, 10, 10, 8, 6, 10, 3, 1, 9 and 6. Total: 201. Successes: 26.
  998. <DM> *You fail to hit the fire hound as it dodges your attack.*
  999. <Kirran> $endturn
  1000. <Tatl> Kirran has ended their turn.
  1001. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4), LaserMoblinStatue (0) and DemonicFireHound (0).
  1002. <Kirran> It was for a good cause.
  1003. <Kirran> 25h, 7m
  1004. * Darte 's eyes flash and he launches into the grand finishing move Scalesplitter, hurtling directly toward the DemonicFireHound!!
  1005. <Darte> (I have 10 charges, I thought I capped at 9...)
  1006. * Darte launces into three stabs.
  1007. <Darte> *slashes
  1008. <Darte> *slices, there is no slash
  1009. <Darte> d'oh
  1010. <Darte> Voice chat manipulatioooooon
  1011. * DM face-palms repeatedly.
  1012. <Darte> *stabs. Final answer.
  1013. <Darte> (Roll Courage)
  1014. <Darte> $45d10
  1015. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 2, 3, 10, 4, 10, 7, 8, 6, 8, 10, 5, 7, 8, 3, 6, 4, 9, 8, 7, 9, 5, 8, 6, 6, 9, 6, 6, 5, 7, 6, 1, 4, 6, 6, 9, 10, 3, 8, 3, 1, 1, 7 and 2. Total: 270. Successes: 36.
  1016. <Darte> $1d3
  1017. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  1018. <DemonicFireHound> $44d10
  1019. <Tatl> DemonicFireHound: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 5, 7, 9, 6, 5, 5, 6, 10, 10, 5, 4, 2, 4, 2, 4, 10, 10, 4, 6, 1, 6, 9, 7, 3, 6, 2, 8, 8, 10, 2, 4, 1, 3, 3, 7, 6, 3, 6, 9, 6, 4 and 6. Total: 247. Successes: 33.
  1020. <DM> (First attack, hit!)
  1021. <Darte> +5m
  1022. <Darte> $1d3
  1023. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  1024. <Darte> $45d10
  1025. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 8, 2, 9, 3, 3, 4, 4, 1, 2, 6, 6, 3, 10, 8, 10, 4, 7, 2, 10, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 8, 2, 6, 8, 2, 9, 5, 8, 10, 6, 10, 7, 1, 9, 2, 5, 1 and 9. Total: 246. Successes: 31.
  1026. <DemonicFireHound> $44d10
  1027. <Tatl> DemonicFireHound: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 10, 4, 1, 4, 6, 9, 5, 10, 4, 8, 5, 8, 9, 4, 4, 4, 3, 3, 1, 5, 10, 6, 7, 9, 2, 7, 2, 4, 6, 3, 10, 2, 5, 4, 5, 4, 2, 4, 1, 5, 5 and 1. Total: 225. Successes: 27.
  1028. <DM> (Second attack, hit!)
  1029. <Darte> +5m
  1030. * Darte spins in a final stab with the Bloody Edge clutched in his mouth.
  1031. <Darte> $45d10
  1032. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 2, 6, 7, 1, 2, 10, 1, 4, 3, 4, 4, 2, 7, 10, 3, 5, 8, 10, 8, 6, 1, 9, 7, 4, 3, 9, 5, 7, 8, 2, 9, 4, 2, 2, 3, 10, 2, 6, 7, 5, 5, 8 and 9. Total: 248. Successes: 31.
  1033. <Darte> $1d3
  1034. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  1035. <DemonicFireHound> $44d10
  1036. <Tatl> DemonicFireHound: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 4, 6, 10, 2, 3, 7, 6, 7, 10, 3, 8, 2, 4, 3, 3, 4, 10, 8, 4, 1, 1, 7, 5, 1, 8, 4, 10, 5, 9, 3, 2, 4, 8, 2, 9, 8, 5, 6, 5, 4, 2 and 9. Total: 241. Successes: 29.
  1037. <DM> (Third attack, hit!)
  1038. <Darte> +9 damage total from all stabs
  1039. <Darte> rather, +3 from each for separate damage reduction...
  1040. <Darte> Sooo 6 damage, 7 damage, 5 damage
  1041. <Darte> + Bleeding
  1042. <Darte> * 6, 7, 4
  1043. <Darte> * 6, 7, 1
  1044. <DM> *Darte, you spin around the DemonicFireHound in your half-blindness, slashing it with two your swords in a hurricane motion. You finish it off by dashing straight through it, as your bloody edge cleaves through it. It falls to the ground in a smoulder of flames before exploding. Darte walks away with sunglasses on, away from the explosion, just like a cool guy.*
  1045. <DemonicFireHound> $removeme
  1046. <Tatl> DemonicFireHound has removed theirself from battle.
  1047. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  1048. * DemonicFireHound is now known as X__X
  1049. <Darte> Read the item description... re-read the item description... re-re-read item description
  1050. * Red_Enrics attempts to highfive Darte
  1051. <Darte> 26h18m | Blindness
  1052. <Red_Enrics> $1d5
  1053. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  1054. <Darte> $endturn
  1055. <Tatl> Darte has ended their turn.
  1056. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  1057. * Red_Enrics highfives the LaserMoblinStatue
  1058. <LaserMoblinStatue> Meep.
  1059. <LaserMoblinStatue> ;_;
  1060. * Darte lowers the Bloody Edge from his mouth and sheathes it, some sense of sanity returning to his eyes.
  1061. * Red_Enrics attempts to strike something with his scythe. (Courage)
  1062. <Red_Enrics> 1d5
  1063. <Red_Enrics> $1d5
  1064. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  1065. <Red_Enrics> GOD DAMN IT
  1066. <Red_Enrics> $1d3
  1067. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  1068. <Red_Enrics> FUCK
  1069. <Red_Enrics> $51d10
  1070. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 248. Successes: 28.
  1071. <Red_Enrics> Dex, you better get a high roll
  1072. <DM> *Dex, Red_Enrics charges towards you... again. Roll Courage.*
  1073. * Darte pulls off his glasses, takes out a cloth from somewhere and begins to polish them thoroughly, a look of smug satisfaction on his face.
  1074. <Red_Enrics> I swear to god, dex
  1075. <Darte> "Try and keep it down, will you, Red?"
  1076. <Red_Enrics> Do you have any magnets on your or something?
  1077. <Dex> $33d10
  1078. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 4, 2, 3, 7, 2, 4, 2, 8, 8, 2, 4, 4, 3, 5, 3, 1, 8, 1, 8, 5, 8, 6, 6, 10, 10, 7, 7, 6, 5, 8 and 1. Total: 171. Successes: 20.
  1079. * Red_Enrics makes several typos due to disorientation.
  1080. <Kirran> Oh, what would Noly say if she could see Red like this.
  1081. <Kirran> ?
  1082. <DM> *What would Raine say?*
  1083. * Darklink42 (~DarkLink4@137.150.215.57) has joined #zurpg
  1084. <Red_Enrics> *Noly auto summons herself to specatate the events.*
  1085. * Darklink42 is now known as Raine
  1086. <Raine> You rang?
  1087. <Red_Enrics> 28-20 = 8 damage
  1088. <DM> $1d2
  1089. <Dex> What's that voice in my head? Take his eyes as payment?
  1090. <Tatl> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
  1091. <Red_Enrics> You have 1 HP, correct, Dex?
  1092. <Darte> No, we Rangabel. Go away.
  1093. <Raine> >: D
  1094. <Dex> 4h
  1095. * Nexas (~Sean@pool-71-96-27-120.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
  1096. <DM> *Raine is in happy mode.*
  1097. * Nexas is now known as Nolyghots
  1098. <Nolyghots> Ahahahahahaa
  1099. <Dex> and nulled
  1100. <Dex> again
  1101. <Dex> so i cant heal
  1102. <Nolyghots> Not sure if Red is drunk, or....
  1103. <Raine> Oh look, Red is giving the lizard a hug.
  1104. <Raine> Heehee...
  1105. <DM> ($endturn?
  1106. <Raine> You want a hug from me too Dex?
  1107. <DM> $turns
  1108. <Dex> Raines eyes or Red's eyes.
  1109. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  1110. <Red_Enrics> 23h 11m | Blindness, Disorientated, RNG Revenge
  1111. <Red_Enrics> $endturn
  1112. <Tatl> Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
  1113. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5), Dex (4) and LaserMoblinStatue (0).
  1114. <Dex> Red's eyes or Raine's eyes.
  1115. <Dex> Choices choices.
  1116. <DM> *Disoriented is now gone.*
  1117. <Raine> I don't have eyes, silly lizard...
  1118. <Dex> Both have eyes.
  1119. <Raine> just hate...
  1120. * GrammarNazi is now known as Emilica
  1121. <Red_Enrics> Dex
  1122. <Dex> Delicious, delicious eyes.
  1123. <Red_Enrics> I'm no longer disoriented
  1124. <Red_Enrics> Eat the statue's eyes
  1125. <Red_Enrics> They taste like rocks
  1126. <Dex> STATUES DONT HAVE ANY FRIGGIN EYES AND YOUVE DONE MORE DAMAGE TO ME THEN ALL THE FRIGGIN ENEMIES IN THIS FIGHT
  1127. <Red_Enrics> You sure?
  1128. <Raine> Teehee
  1129. <Red_Enrics> Garunoff got some preeeeeeeetty bad rolls
  1130. <Red_Enrics> The almighty Helix seems to hate me at the moment, though.
  1131. * Red_Enrics scratches his head
  1132. <Red_Enrics> Anyways, we're close to finishing this fight
  1133. <Red_Enrics> So you should probably do so
  1134. <Dex> You're buying me a healing potion.
  1135. <Red_Enrics> Me buying you stuff?
  1136. <Red_Enrics> You're like a naggy wife.
  1137. <Red_Enrics> Always wanting more and more.
  1138. <DM> *Red, you just called your wife a lizard.*
  1139. <Dex> You're healing me or the boys are going to have a word with you.
  1140. <Dex> Private like.
  1141. <Red_Enrics> Of course, if Green heard me say that, she'd probably murder me
  1142. <Raine> Yay! I like Bob!
  1143. <Red_Enrics> She's about 10 times stronger than me, mind you. (Let's not count levels here. lol)
  1144. <Dex> Eye gouge on the statue.
  1145. <Dex> $38d10
  1146. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 6, 8, 1, 5, 4, 10, 1, 4, 2, 9, 3, 4, 1, 8, 4, 10, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 10, 6, 2, 10, 2, 4, 7, 1, 4, 3, 4, 5, 4, 1 and 10. Total: 182. Successes: 19.
  1147. <DM> *Annnd it hits.*
  1148. <Red_Enrics> So what you're saying is my eyes will be meeting your mouth, and the relationship will be intamit.
  1149. <Dex> Or even intimate.
  1150. <Dex> Or just plain intimidating.
  1151. <Red_Enrics> Hah
  1152. <DM> *Dex, you stab the LaserMoblinStatue in the eyes, gouging stones out and causing the stone statue to explode as blood flies everywhere. You return with two stones in your necklace.*
  1153. <LaserMoblinStatue> $removeme
  1154. <Tatl> LaserMoblinStatue has removed theirself from battle.
  1155. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Kirran (12), Darte (9), Red_Enrics (5) and Dex (4).
  1156. * LaserMoblinStatue is now known as X_X
  1157. <DM> $init r
  1158. <Tatl> DM: The bot has been reset.
  1159. <DM> +150 EXP
  1160. <DM> +1000 Rupees for everyone!
  1161. <DM> +1 Heart/Magic Container for everyone!
  1162. * Red_Enrics levels up...again
  1163. <Red_Enrics> +5 Power
  1164. <DM> *Another spirit begins to materialize....
  1165. <Red_Enrics> +1 Heart
  1166. <Red_Enrics> +1 Magic
  1167. <DM> *The realm flashes between dark and light several times before returning to the same way it looked when you entered.*
  1168. <Red_Enrics> +1 Shadow Affinity
  1169. <Kirran> Boss, are you here yet?
  1170. <DM> [???]: Boss?
  1171. <DM> *It's a deep, female voice. Sounds like Impa.*
  1172. <Kirran> I'm not taking any chances with mistaken identies here.
  1173. <Red_Enrics> Ohhhh thank god, it's finally over.
  1174. <DM> *The spirit finally materializes, and you see Impa standing before you.*
  1175. * X_X is now known as Impa
  1176. <Red_Enrics> Assuming you're not an enemy
  1177. <Kirran> If she is, we're already dead.
  1178. <Red_Enrics> Agrred
  1179. * Kirran bows.
  1180. * Impa bows back.
  1181. <Impa> If I may ask, why did you call me "Boss"?
  1182. * Darte finishes polishing and perches the lenses back on his nose.
  1183. <Dex> I'm the only Boss around here.
  1184. <Kirran> I figured if anyone answered without incredulity, it probably wouldn't be you.
  1185. <Red_Enrics> Because, Impa
  1186. <Red_Enrics> We've been fighting like
  1187. <Red_Enrics> boss upon boss
  1188. <Impa> I apologize for the... intruders...
  1189. <Red_Enrics> Eh
  1190. <Red_Enrics> I don't mind it
  1191. * Raine has quit (Broken pipe)
  1192. <Red_Enrics> I gained a ton of strengthy
  1193. <Red_Enrics> I also almost got to kill Dex
  1194. <Dex> YOU OWE ME A HEALING POTION
  1195. <Red_Enrics> And then I realized how underwhelming an enemy Garunoff was
  1196. <Red_Enrics> After such a well established set up of how "strong" he was.
  1197. <Impa> Despite the intruders, you all managed to pass two of the trials. I am not surprised you failed the third trial... it's meant to be especially impossible for those that have failed the first two.
  1198. <Red_Enrics> Seriously though
  1199. <Dex> I passed the third trial.
  1200. <Red_Enrics> I expected Garunoff to be stronger than a test.
  1201. <Kirran> I think Garunoff expected to be stronger.
  1202. <Impa> For a mission to drag out with three chances, it is inefficient. I congratulate you all for realizing that you needed to place all of your efforts in from the start.
  1203. * Emilica is now known as Test
  1204. <Impa> Garunoff... was not supposed to be here.
  1205. <Dex> I'm a Sheikah now.
  1206. <Dex> LET MY PEOPLE GO!
  1207. <Red_Enrics> Or he underestimated us
  1208. <Red_Enrics> Either way
  1209. * Test is now known as DragonMind
  1210. <Kirran> I was glad to return Rokan's fury to the source it should have been directed at.
  1211. <Kirran> Hopefully whatever's left of him will rest with more ease.
  1212. * Impa smiles at the mention of Rokan's name.
  1213. <Impa> May his poor soul rest from the torment of the previous Sheikah kin and their wretched ideals...
  1214. * DM turns towards Dex.
  1215. <DM> ......
  1216. * Impa turns towards Dex.
  1217. <Dex> Sup DM.
  1218. <Dex> Hold on Impa I'm talking to DM.
  1219. * DM uses Poke on Dex, dealing 1 damage to him.
  1220. <Dex> 27h
  1221. <Impa> I cannot accept you as one of the Sheikah race...
  1222. <Dex> Why not?
  1223. <Red_Enrics> Poke him 27 more times, DM.
  1224. <Dex> I totally passed all the tests.
  1225. <Impa> However, I grant you all membership of the Sheikah Tribe.
  1226. <Red_Enrics> Eh
  1227. * Darte snorts.
  1228. <Red_Enrics> I had no interest in being a Sheikah anyways.
  1229. <Red_Enrics> After all
  1230. <Red_Enrics> I fail all my tests
  1231. <Darte> "Simple biology. Pretty sure no-one with a... what'd you call it, a cloak seat... would be considered Sheikah."
  1232. <Red_Enrics> (Ironically, when he was a knight, he never got passed being a recruit.)
  1233. <Dex> You know. You have one too.
  1234. <Darte> "And you know this... how?"
  1235. <Red_Enrics> (He was still a recruit when he left that one army thing he was in.)
  1236. <Dex> Simple biology.
  1237. * Kirran is deeply embarrassed.
  1238. <Impa> I will have one of kinsmen deliver a reward to each of you later.
  1239. <Impa> For now...
  1240. * Impa taps each of you on the shoulder.
  1241. <Darte> "This has been... enlightening, ma'am."
  1242. <Dex> DONT TOUCH THE SCALES!
  1243. <Red_Enrics> Hmm?
  1244. <Impa> All of you can now receive information from us by coming in contact with any Gossip Stone. Its our only means of a communication network.
  1245. <DM> (fyi, it's not the gossip stone ability)
  1246. <Red_Enrics> So Gossip Stonebook.
  1247. <Red_Enrics> (DAMN IT, ME.)
  1248. <Kirran> More like MyStone.
  1249. <DM> (it's so you can receive information specifically that the sheikah wants members of the tribe to know)
  1250. <Dex> Did they let my people go yet?
  1251. <Red_Enrics> Not Stoner? (Twitter, wheeeee)
  1252. <Impa> Your people?
  1253. <Dex> I passed the tests yeah.
  1254. <Dex> All of them.
  1255. <Red_Enrics> Damn it Dex
  1256. <Darte> Stumblr
  1257. <Red_Enrics> If you shut up
  1258. <Red_Enrics> I will buy you that potion
  1259. <Dex> Ipso Facto: I'm Shiekah.
  1260. <Dex> No you're buying me the potion anyway.
  1261. <Impa> Also, if you wish to enter this realm, simply ask the black Gossip Stone behind the Temple of Time to let you in.
  1262. <Darte> RSS Stone
  1263. <Impa> I shall let my aid here tell you of something else.
  1264. <Dex> LET MY GOSSIP STONES FREE
  1265. <Darte> *aide
  1266. <Kirran> Ide?
  1267. * Impa disappears and fades away. In her place, the Essence of Light appears.
  1268. * Impa is now known as Light
  1269. * Light shines brightly before you in this dark realm of blankness.
  1270. <Kirran> Wow, you think you could turn it down a notch? That's a little overwhleming you know?
  1271. <Light> My apologies...
  1272. <Dex> HEEY I KNOW YOU!
  1273. * Light darkens himself a bit. He no longer reminds you of the Son of the Sun..... curse that darn boss.
  1274. <Red_Enrics> Well then
  1275. <Dex> Got some of you in a bottle here.
  1276. <Light> .... indeed.
  1277. <Dex> And on my necklace.
  1278. <Red_Enrics> Something's not right
  1279. <Red_Enrics> I can't recall a name
  1280. <Red_Enrics> But there was an Essence of...damn it, I can't remember.
  1281. <Light> My apologies. I don't like revealing my name to those I have not met in real life. If you wish to know my name, seek me out, and I'll consider it.
  1282. <Red_Enrics> All I remember is that they helped us
  1283. <Kirran> Someday brother, I might take you up on that.
  1284. <Light> Indeed.
  1285. <Light> . . . I have told you all of the Sheikah threat, of the ones of the past rising again...
  1286. <Dex> A threat to my people?
  1287. <Kirran> Does Garunoff lead them?
  1288. <Dex> UNACCEPTABLE!
  1289. <Dex> Come brother Kirran we must stop these threats!
  1290. <Light> I must tell you a truth we have long attempted to forget...
  1291. <Dex> Is it you let dudes crash your little test party?
  1292. <Kirran> Dex, you do realize you'll be required to recieve several tatoos, as well as a couple of initiate tests before you'd even be considered for full membership?
  1293. <Dex> A small hole in the defenses if you will?
  1294. <Light> During the birth of life in Hyrule, many species were born... including, of course, Hylian.
  1295. <Dex> Tattoos? You can't tattoo scales man.
  1296. <Kirran> Then I'm afraid you won't be able to join. You have to show full commitment to the Eye of Truth.
  1297. <Dex> Also I'm pretty sure I qualify on the bases I passed all these shitty tests.
  1298. <Light> The Hylians grew in two different areas. The temperate land, and that of the desert.
  1299. <Dex> How does the Eye of Truth feel about extortion?
  1300. <Darte> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbdTeKo14Jw
  1301. <Light> Those of the temperate land, you know as Hylians. Those of the Desert, you know as Gerudo.
  1302. <Kirran> That makes sense so far.
  1303. <Dex> What about us Lizalfos?
  1304. <Light> I apologize, I know not about the Lizalfos.
  1305. <Dex> This is racist as hell.
  1306. <Kirran> You're the product of wizardry, Harry.
  1307. <Light> Sometime in the Gerudo's past, there was a split.
  1308. <Dex> Between the chained up black gossip stone and blatent Lizalfos racism I wash my hands of this affair.
  1309. <Dex> Good day to you sirrah.
  1310. <Light> Many stayed in the desert... and for an unknown reason, a group of them, still under the command of the Gerudo King, migrated from the desert to the darkness.
  1311. <Darte> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNOpKwnAQyw
  1312. <Light> That group maintained the skills of the Gerudo while also growing in the darkness...
  1313. <Light> They became to be known... as the Sheikah.
  1314. <Kirran> So wait. When Garunoff called the Sheikah "Gerudo", he was right?
  1315. <Dex> OUR PEOPLE!
  1316. <Dex> Oh shit! I get telekenetic gossip stone powers!
  1317. <Dex> AWESOME!
  1318. <Light> Most likely, they became protectors of the Royal Family out of some dark reason by the Gerudo.
  1319. <Light> When the new Sheikah came to be, after the old ones died out, the new ones did not learn of whatever this plan was. We only knew their souls rested in the Old Shadow Temple, and if something grim were to happen to Hyrule, we should revive them.
  1320. <Kirran> Then Rokan? What really happened to him?
  1321. <Light> He unfortunately was in allegience with the Sheikah of the past.
  1322. <Light> In fact, Garunoff's death was likely set up.
  1323. <Light> Rokan believed the Sheikah of the time had betrayed Garunoff. However, they betrayed him, and to make it look like they used Rokan as a sacrifice, they killed Garunoff, but kept his soul deep in the Old Shadow Temple.
  1324. <Kirran> I'll be honest brother, I find myself deeply disquieted by that news.
  1325. <Light> When we revived them during Ganondorf's reign, they did not help us. They denied us of everything, claiming we were pretenders, and they immediately set off to reviving Garunoff.
  1326. <Light> We of the Sheikah are highly reluctant to admit that we were once descendants of traiterous Gerudo.
  1327. <Kirran> I can see why. Even though it was the old sect, we still have the blood of the royal family on our hands.
  1328. <Light> Indeed. It's an even greater risk to know that the old ones are in allegience with Bloodwind.
  1329. <Light> Who knows. Maybe they've allied themselves with Aghanim, or more evil forces.
  1330. <Kirran> The man who helped us, yet also hindered the trials...
  1331. <Red_Enrics> Either way
  1332. <Red_Enrics> Where's the exit?
  1333. <Light> He is quite deceptive.
  1334. <Red_Enrics> I intend on sleeping
  1335. <Red_Enrics> Today's been a loooooooooong day.
  1336. <Light> I apologize for the delay upon leaving. You all deserve a long rest. Heed my words of the threat... and...
  1337. * Kirran 's shiekahsenses are tingling.
  1338. <Light> If you ever run into a Sheikah, ask them this question...
  1339. <Dex> I WASNT LISTENING
  1340. <Dex> WHAT IS GOING ON
  1341. <Dex> WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
  1342. <Light> "Do you have the Master Sword?"
  1343. <Red_Enrics> Well, if you don't know who I am, then I guess I'm not buying you that potion, Dex.
  1344. <Light> ... it's a fake question, but they'll all say no. The answer, if it's one of us, is yes.
  1345. <Light> Deceit is our best friend and worst enemy. Learn it, and use it well.
  1346. <Dex> Do I have the Master Sword?
  1347. <Dex> No.
  1348. <Red_Enrics> And ummmm, yeah
  1349. <Red_Enrics> Problem with that plan
  1350. <Dex> Wait. Am I an enemy?
  1351. <Red_Enrics> What are the chances of somebody saying yes as a joke?
  1352. <Light> We know that, for some reason...
  1353. <Kirran> Probably pretty low. The old Shiekah don't strike me as the humoring type.
  1354. <Light> The old ones are obsessed with the Master Sword.
  1355. <Light> They'll fall for it, for now. We'll change the question over time.
  1356. * Dex ponders.
  1357. * Light upons a portal. You can see the path you took to this area under the light of a moonlit nightfall.
  1358. <Kirran> One question for you brother. Will there be an induction ceremony for me now that I've passed my trials?
  1359. * Dex sidles up to Light.
  1360. <Light> An induct-
  1361. * Dex tries to steal the light again.
  1362. * Light disappears..... and appears about 20 feet higher.
  1363. <Light> Nice try. You are becoming more a Sheikah with each second, lizard.
  1364. * Red_Enrics stretches
  1365. * Dex shrugs slightly and sidles over to Red.
  1366. <Red_Enrics> Suuuuuuch a long day.
  1367. <Dex> gunna try steal from red
  1368. * Red_Enrics stumbles and falls on top of Dex.
  1369. <Light> An induction ceremony would be a little... flashy, and inefficient for us Sheikah.
  1370. <Dex> power first son
  1371. <Dex> $28d10
  1372. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 3, 9, 4, 4, 10, 1, 8, 2, 3, 3, 2, 2, 10, 2, 7, 10, 7, 2, 6, 5, 9, 4, 10, 9, 2 and 8. Total: 153. Successes: 19.
  1373. <Red_Enrics> $28d10
  1374. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 6, 10, 1, 1, 9, 8, 5, 5, 3, 9, 8, 5, 10, 9, 10, 8, 9, 4, 2, 7, 2, 6, 3, 4, 2 and 6. Total: 160. Successes: 21.
  1375. <Dex> courage
  1376. <Dex> $33d10
  1377. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 6, 7, 4, 3, 8, 8, 9, 10, 1, 3, 10, 3, 2, 9, 9, 4, 1, 2, 10, 7, 6, 7, 4, 1, 10, 5, 5, 10, 10, 2 and 10. Total: 196. Successes: 27.
  1378. <Dex> wait thats not right
  1379. <Red_Enrics> $49d10
  1380. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 4, 7, 4, 2, 7, 10, 4, 6, 9, 1, 10, 5, 2, 7, 2, 3, 3, 1, 9, 8, 2, 8, 5, 9, 4, 10, 4, 6, 9, 2, 7, 5, 5, 8, 6, 4, 4, 1, 6, 10, 3, 10, 8, 6, 9, 6 and 2. Total: 280. Successes: 36.
  1381. <Dex> $34d10
  1382. <Light> I will greet you all later with your rewards.*
  1383. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 8, 8, 5, 6, 8, 3, 6, 6, 2, 5, 3, 10, 1, 6, 7, 2, 4, 6, 2, 4, 8, 1, 4, 1, 7, 3, 8, 1, 4, 1, 5 and 9. Total: 167. Successes: 20.
  1384. * Red_Enrics falls on top of Dex.
  1385. <Dex> wisdom
  1386. <Dex> $28d10
  1387. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 2, 3, 8, 5, 5, 10, 2, 8, 9, 9, 7, 4, 5, 9, 1, 6, 3, 8, 4, 1, 4, 2, 7, 6, 6 and 3. Total: 142. Successes: 16.
  1388. <DM> *Dex, your stealing attempt fails.*
  1389. <Dex> i am getting shit rolls today
  1390. <Dex> what is up with that
  1391. <Red_Enrics> $28d10
  1392. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 4, 8, 10, 8, 3, 5, 4, 6, 2, 7, 6, 7, 2, 2, 2, 7, 9, 6, 10, 8, 8, 9, 5, 7, 2 and 5. Total: 167. Successes: 23.
  1393. <Dex> ROLL WISDOM ANYWAY
  1394. <Dex> nerts
  1395. <Kirran> So how will I prove that I'm a full member now, instead of an initiate?
  1396. * Light fades away.
  1397. * Light unfades.
  1398. * Dex sidles over to Kirran.
  1399. * Kirran hits Dex with a Deku nut
  1400. * Nolyghots gets desummoned
  1401. <Light> We all know, young Sheikah. There are few of us, and we all have been informed.
  1402. <Light> And...
  1403. * Nolyghots is now known as Shellos
  1404. <Light> ... if you wish others to know, simply don't mention ever being an initiate.
  1405. <Light> They would never know...
  1406. * Light goes back to fading away. Seriously, just imagine this guy as Liam Neeson.
  1407. * Dex sidles up to Liam Neeson.
  1408. <Red_Enrics> Oh hey
  1409. <Red_Enrics> The Light never told us the exit
  1410. <Red_Enrics> NOW WHERE STUCK HERE
  1411. <DM> Red, read.
  1412. * Kirran walks out the portal
  1413. <Red_Enrics> Oh
  1414. * Red_Enrics stumbles and rushes out into the portla
  1415. <Kirran> the portland?
  1416. <DM> -=QUEST END=-
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