Best laugh I've had in a while.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Hammer_of_the_emperor/

On a quest for cards: so how exactly do you become someone who you erp with?
On a quest for cards: because I know omega and he sucks compared to me .-.
♥Derpy Little Shark Goober♥: That right there is exactly how you do not become one.
On a quest for cards: by stating that someone can not form cohesive sentences or produce a fulfilling story?
On a quest for cards: I am not out to insult him, I'm stating facts.
On a quest for cards: I've tried to get with you multiple times and you won'
On a quest for cards: won't even offer me a chance*
♥Derpy Little Shark Goober♥: Even less someone.
♥Derpy Little Shark Goober♥: You're like, freefalling right now.
On a quest for cards: well, let's count the ways that you've already freefallen out of my books
♥Derpy Little Shark Goober♥: Clearly not much since you inquired.
On a quest for cards: 1) you're an elitest asshole who picks and chooses who you're going to spend time with, like people have to earn the right to be with you.
On a quest for cards: 2) your selections are quite poor. I know half of these people and don't talk to them because I actually like the english language
On a quest for cards: 3) your selection of art is eh. if you did it, it's not bad, but it's not good either
On a quest for cards: 4) you're breaking multiple steam rules
♥Derpy Little Shark Goober♥: Are you done yet darling?
On a quest for cards: 5) your fetishes are eh
On a quest for cards: 6) and you're a self-entitled twat
On a quest for cards: ~nonon jakuzure
♥Derpy Little Shark Goober♥: Are you done yet?
On a quest for cards: yep
♥Derpy Little Shark Goober♥: Good, then I'll go ahead and remove you now :)
♥Derpy Little Shark Goober♥: Good luck though! <3
On a quest for cards: gonna get everyone to report you x3