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- "Rarity?"
- >Rarity hurries around the kitchen, anxiously checking the clock every few seconds as she hastily throws together breakfast.
- >Jump as a bowl is slammed down on the table before you.
- >A piece of toast floats in a bowl of milk.
- >Give your friend a concerned look.
- "Rari--"
- >"I KNOW!"
- >Cringe at her raised voice.
- >"I-I'm sorry for shouting, Octavia, but I don't have time to do anything today! I have to get started on my dresses immediately!"
- >She practically inhales a piece of toast and a half glass of wine before running past you towards her drawing room.
- "But I wanted to ask--"
- >The door slams shut.
- >Sounds of Rarity running about and uttering infrequent "Wahaha!"'s occupies the silence.
- >You sigh and look back at your toast, now splitting in half and sinking to the bottom of the milk.
- >Taking it over to the sink, you clean it out and help yourself to some cereal.
- >Sitting back down at the table, you thoughtfully chew on the sugary treats.
- >The thought crosses your mind of just how much sugar you've already eaten since you arrived here in Ponyville.
- >It would explain Rarity's somewhat "full" appearance.
- >She's not chubby by any means, just has all the right proportions in all the right places.
- >Makes you wonder how anyone could reject her.
- >...Like how Anonymous did.
- >You pause mid-chew.
- >Your mind is still tackling what happened yesterday.
- >For the first time in your life you were denied something you wanted.
- >It came as no surprise that you were thrown through a loop by it.
- >You had be hoping to ask Rarity if she wanted to help you get a date with him, but if the faint thuds and unladylike curses upstairs are any indication she's quite busy at the moment.
- >Rather than stay here and risk interrupting her (or making her even more stressed) you write her a small note and leave it on the table.
- >' Gone to get what you and I both deserve - Octavia. '
- >With that, you head out the door and into the sun.
- 1/?
- >Sipping your drink, you carefully watch Anonymous.
- >You had spent a large portion of your night trying to figure out how you would go about getting him to date you.
- >Seems simple enough.
- >Merely requires you to do a bit of field research on the target.
- >The human sits at a table outside a coffee shop, reading a book with a furrowed brow.
- >You on the other hoof are at the other side of the street wearing a giant hat and hiding behind a newspaper.
- >The hat isn't for a disguise, it's to hide you from the sun.
- >The -newspaper- is the disguise.
- >He scratches his nose and turns a page.
- >It's hard to see what book it is from here. You might need to get closer.
- >Checking around for any other spots you can sit, you note one very close to him.
- >Biting your bottom lip you debate moving to it.
- >What if he notices you?
- >Your cover would be blown and--
- >"Hey, Octavia."
- >Freeze up.
- >Anonymous is stood over you, the sun behind his back and casting a shadow over you.
- >Smile sheepishly up at him.
- >He sits down across from you and glances up at your hat.
- >"Nice headgear. One of Rarity's?"
- "Oh, no, I just bought it."
- >"Just like that?"
- "Well... yes?"
- >"Huh. Just looks expensive is all."
- "Oh, not really; about fifty bits."
- >Anonymous' eyes go wide and he stares in shock at you.
- >"Jesus, woman. All that for a hat?"
- >Cock your head, confused.
- "What? It isn't -that- expensive."
- >"It's a weeks wage to me. So... guessing you make a lot of money being a musician?"
- >Your heart flutters.
- >He's actually having a conversation with you about something in your comfort zone!
- >Don't screw this up, Octavia.
- >You've got this in the bag.
- "O-oh, yes, I play music sometimes."
- >...Damn it.
- >Anon smirks.
- >"Still having trouble processing how wildly attractive I am?"
- >He checks his hair and gives an exaggerated laugh.
- >Roll your eyes and give him a small smile.
- >Take a deep breath, then exhale; trying to clear your mind.
- 2/?
- "Yes, I make a lot of money from my music."
- >He gets more comfortable in his seat and leans forward.
- >"Go on?"
- "Well; I play at venues for some very important ponies, I play at events such as the Grand Galloping Gala and on multiple occasions I've met royalty!"
- >That last point will surely impress him!
- >"Yeah, I've met the royals a few times. Celestia's a bit crass behind closed doors."
- "I... r-really?"
- >Anon has met the royals?
- >"Sure. She can drink like, three times her weight in liquor; then she tends to get a bit horny. I usually leave at that point."
- >Your rear legs tighten at the word "horny".
- "Oh? Well ahh, no need to explain. I mean, if you wish you can do, but you don't have to--"
- >Dammit Octavia stop talking!
- "B-but I would be more than... Umm... Drat."
- >Anonymous grins at you.
- >"You're kind of adorable when you trip over your words, you know?"
- >He checks his watch and stands up.
- >"Anyway, I know it's only been a minute or two but I gotta get going. I have a thing with a person at a place. See you around, Octavia."
- >The human saunters off, arms swinging by his sides without a care in the world.
- >Hastily pick up the newspaper and open it, hiding your blush-ridden face behind it.
- >Looking down between your legs, your seat is wet again.
- >This cannot be happening.
- >Not now! Not here!
- >Glance over your shoulder.
- >All the other patrons seem to be occupied, talking amongst themselves.
- >Pulling your hat further down towards your eyes, you stand up and get away from the restaurant as fast as you can.
- >As you walk away, a stallion in a suit sits down where you were.
- >"Hey, why's this seat sticky?!"
- >Your chat with Anon was certainly unexpected, but you still had a few more precious moments with him.
- >Now to see what his thing was.
- >Proceeding down the path you saw him take, you try to remain inconspicuous.
- >That meant ditching the hat you bought, despite its ample protection from the sun.
- 3/?
- >Anon seems to be heading towards a lake.
- >A distant orange shape is waiting for him.
- >You notice a small bush next to a tree overlooking the lake from a hill.
- >It's the perfect vantage point.
- >Rushing into it, you peer out at the pair.
- >Anon and a pony wearing a hat laugh about things you can't hear.
- >Without warning, the orange pony leaps into the shallows, playfully splashing around and covering Anon with water.
- >Rather than getting annoyed, Anonymous instead reaches around himself and begins to remove his clothing.
- >Your breath catches in your throat and the inner fire you had thought gone is rekindled more ferocious than ever before.
- >You can hardly believe what you're seeing.
- >Anon strips down until he is wearing a small undergarment covering his lower half
- >Clothing was confusing enough with ponies, but this just baffles you.
- >But it doesn't even matter.
- >Standing tall and proud with his hands on his hips, Anon shouts at the orange pony, who is swimming backwards away from the shoreline and laughing.
- >He leaps into the water, covering more distance than the pony in a fraction of the time.
- >You are entranced.
- >Between your legs, an itch has started that refuses to leave.
- >Send a hoof down there to tend to it.
- >Alone in your bush, you watch the oblivious human hungrily; taking in his muscles, his movements and his attitude towards his companion.
- >Meanwhile, your hoof is working away at yourself with an insatiable fervour.
- >Anon and the pony swim around and splash each other.
- >A few times he even picks her up and throws her to the deeper parts of the lake.
- >Laughter and splashing fills the air.
- >If one were to stand close enough to your bush, they could hear you - openly moaning and grinding your hoof against your soaking wet honeypot with a passion you thought you only had for your music.
- 4/?
- >As Anon lifts his friend high up with his arms, ready to throw her again, you climax.
- >Shoving a hoof in your mouth you left out a muffled cry and spray juices all over the leaves behind you.
- >He throws her, and continues to play around; still completely unaware of the depravity going on just up the hill from him.
- >You pant and sigh happily as his glistening muscles glow in the mid-day sun.
- >As much as you would like to do this all day, watching him and rubbing yourself, he and his friend eventually decide that they should be going.
- >You frown.
- >It hasn't been that long, surely?
- >Disappointed, you watch as Anon dries off using a towel provided by his friend.
- >As he gets dressed again, you wonder why he would want to wear clothes on a day as hot as this.
- >Watch in anticipation as he waves his good byes and the two go their separate ways.
- >You wait behind until the coast is clear before exiting your bush.
- >Now what?
- >Anon went back to town, and his friend towards Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Wait, was that Applejack?
- >Oh, that makes a bit more sense.
- >Didn't she ruin the gala as well?
- >You think on this as you trek back to town, the sun bearing down on you relentlessly.
- >Even with the sporadic trees dotted around the landscape, there isn't enough shade for you.
- >The sun really doesn't do good things to you.
- >Pick up the pace of your trotting as you draw nearer to the edge of town.
- >With luck you can find a nice cafe to have a drink in before heading back out.
- >Turn a corner around a building and walk into a pony.
- >Blurt out your apologies and help--
- "Rarity!"
- >"Oh! Octavia! I was looking everywhere for you. You left me the most ominous note on the table and I got worried!"
- >Giggle at her fussing.
- "It's fine, Rarity, I assure you. How are the dresses coming along?"
- >"I just finished them, actually!"
- "So soon?"
- >Rarity raises an eyebrow.
- >"Darling, it's three in the afternoon."
- 5/?
- >Stare at her.
- >Three.
- >How.
- >How?!
- >"Everything alright? You've gone a bit pale."
- >She frowns.
- >"It's the sun again, isn't it? Not to worry, I saw the most marvellous giant hats around here somewhere..."
- >Sit indoors and watch the world go by.
- >"So, have you seen Anonymous today?"
- >Snap out of your day dreams and turn to her.
- "Oh, yes, actually; he and I had a lovely, if not a bit short, conversation."
- >Rarity beams at you.
- >"Wonderful! Oh, you know, I was thinking about this as I was doing my client's order, we should both work together to get him!"
- >A wry smile works its way onto your face.
- "Really now? I must admit, I've had the same thought."
- >Rarity clops her hooves together excitedly.
- >"Ooh this is going to be -fun-!"
- >She clears her throat and smooths her mane.
- >"Though we must still act with a degree of dignity about this, yes?"
- >You briefly recall your moment of fiery passion in a bush a while ago.
- >Sip your drink and try not to seem too flustered.
- "Yes yes, of course."
- >Suck in some breath and exhale, clearing your head.
- "So. Where do we start?"
- >Rarity giggles.
- "You're absolutely sure this will work?"
- >"Well if it doesn't, it's not the end of the world, is it?"
- >Your friend wraps a hoof around your shoulders and pulls you closer into a hug.
- >"It'll be fine, trust me."
- >You both stroll up to Anonymous, who is stood at a market stall surveying the goods.
- >"Four bits for a carrot? Come on, man, don't be like that."
- >He doesn't sound too thrilled.
- >"Gotta make a living somehow, pal."
- >Neither does the stall pony.
- >You walk right up to the stallion.
- >He turns to you, and his eyes light up.
- >They dart all over your body, lingering on your flanks for a while before returning to your face.
- >"I-- Uhh, y-yes, miss? How can I help a lovely mare like yourself?"
- >He tries to smile.
- >Give him a confident smirk.
- "A pony over there needed to talk to you."
- 6/?
- >Gesture towards the alley at the other side of the marketplace.
- >He looks from it, to you, then back to the alley.
- >A wary look develops on his face.
- >"You sure about that, darlin'?"
- >Bat your eyelids and bite your bottom lip.
- "Come now, why would I lie?"
- >He goes a deep shade of red and wipes his forehead.
- >"Y-yes, I mean no, no of course not. What did he look like?"
- >You give him a haphazard description and the stallion walks off, leaving the stall unattended.
- >Rarity jumps into action.
- >"Anonymous! How -are- you?"
- >Anon, shocked at the pair of you now suddenly converging on him takes a step back.
- >"Uhh, hey, girls, just buying some stuff."
- >He glances at the store pony, who disappears into a crowd.
- >"Kinda needed that guy though."
- >Rarity chuckles.
- >"You don't need him, Anon~"
- >Pluck a large carrot from the stand and sniff at it.
- "Oh my, Rarity look at this carrot!"
- >Your friend looks at it in mock surprise.
- >"-Well-! Just look at this handsome... uhh, carrot!"
- >Anonymous looks bewildered.
- >Take a long sniff of it.
- "So fragrant..."
- >Rarity licks the entire thing from the bottom to the rounded tip, leaving it glistening in the sun.
- >"Unf~ So flavoursome! Anonymous, darling, care to sample this carrot?"
- >The pair of you molest and lick the carrot together.
- >Anon seems to be paralysed with confusion.
- >"I-I don't... What. What?"
- >Rarity starts looking nervous.
- >"Anon! Do you want this carrot?"
- >She suckles on the tip.
- >"This long... hard... juicy, carrot?"
- >You plant a kiss on the tip of it and look Anon straight in the eyes.
- "I'd say it's worth it~"
- >Anon looks over his shoulder, then back at the pair of you.
- >The carrot is soaking wet and being held between two pairs of front hooves.
- >"Yeah, no. You can keep it. I'll just uhh, be going."
- >He turns and walks away at a brisk pace.
- >Rarity frowns.
- >"Drat. I was sure that would work."
- "I had my reservations before, but..."
- >"It always works on other stallions!"
- 7/?
- "How can you be sure?"
- >Rarity nods at something behind you.
- >Looking in that direction, you see the store pony stood gawping at you, trying to hide something between his legs.
- >Sigh and set the carrot back on the stand.
- "Let's just be going then. Any other ideas?"
- >"Well, I read this one in a story..."
- >Sit at Rarity's kitchen table, groaning.
- >Your friend, never to be outdone by her body's limitations, chugs chocolate ice-cream like a machine.
- >Watch her with a pained expression.
- >Another tub of ice-cream is emptied and carelessly tossed aside onto a pile.
- >She stares into space and speaks in a dreary tone.
- >"Seven attempts."
- >Grunt and reach forwards, dragging a tub towards you and digging in with a spoon, even though you don't want to.
- >"Seven attempts to get that damnable ape."
- "Ape...?"
- >"Humans are highly... evolved monkeys."
- "Monkeys and apes aren't the same..."
- >Rarity blinks.
- >Then starts sobbing.
- >Drag yourself off the chair and to Rarity's side.
- >Wrap your hooves around her and hug.
- >Your inability to move properly means you collapse to the floor, dragging her with you.
- >Rarity blubbers on about how terrible at life she is while you nod and shovel strawberry ice-cream into your mouth.
- >After a few more minutes (40) you and your friend are laid on your backs, staring at the kitchen ceiling.
- >You get nudged in your side.
- >"Hey."
- "Nnrrf..."
- >"You realise that we -have- to continue, right?"
- >Turn your head and look at your friend.
- >She's wearing a mask of determination.
- >"We haven't come this far to be shut down by Anonymous. We -will- get him."
- >Nod slowly.
- "I don't think I like him any more; romantically, that is."
- >"Of course not! But we have to do this as a matter of principle. I don't know about you but I never leave a dress unfinished."
- "Nor a symphony half played."
- >"Precisely! We have to be stronger than..."
- >She looks around at the tear/ice-cream stained floor.
- >"...Than this!"
- 8/?
- >You start getting more motivated just listening her.
- >"We have to be bold!"
- >Yeah.
- >"We have to be better!"
- >Yeah!
- >"We have to see this through to the end, and I swear on my little sister's virginity we shall!"
- "Yeah!... What?"
- >Rarity, ignoring you, sits up.
- >"We -shall- rut that human! Not due to any sort of romantic interest or lust, but because we have to!"
- >Tears start forming in your eyes at the majesty of Rarity's speech.
- >"If not for us, then for every mare in Ponyville who has been shut down by him!"
- >You would clap, but you can't find the strength to move.
- >"We shall stride forth and claim that which is ours! We shall know victory and get laid in the process!"
- >Rarity stands up.
- >Takes a step.
- >Then collapses.
- >...
- >After a second of silence you hear a low whine.
- >"Ooooctyyyy..."
- >Groaning, you roll yourself over to her and pull her into another floor-cuddle.
- >The pair of you stay there for about an hour, with you stroking Rarity's mane with a spare hoof and using the other to slowly consume the last tub of ice-cream.
- "So this is my life."
- >"Mrrf."
- >Wake up the next day feeling utterly dreadful.
- >Your body complaining, you force yourself out of bed and towards the bathroom where you promptly hurl the contents of last night's binge-eating into the toilet.
- >Spend a minute to reflect on how you got here.
- >Satisfied with the notion that this trip might not have been worth it, you brush your teeth and try to make yourself seem presentable.
- >Opening your bedroom door, you see Rarity's open at the same time.
- >The two of you blink and size each other up.
- >She looks just as terrible as you.
- >Eventually she manages a weak smile.
- >"The morning after is always the worst part..."
- >She takes the lead and trots downstairs, legs wobbling slightly.
- >As you sit at the table, Rarity pours you both coffee.
- >Both of you drink in silence, enjoying the peaceful morning and fragrance of coffee.
- 9/?
- >You are the first to break the tranquillity.
- "So..."
- >Rarity sips her coffee and sighs.
- >"So."
- >Rub your face with a hoof, trying to force yourself to wake up.
- "Let's not do that again while we're trying to focus on getting Anon."
- >Rarity turns her head towards the rubbish bin, which is stuffed to overflowing with empty and dripping ice-cream tubs.
- >"...Agreed."
- >She yawns.
- >"Though I must say, it was fun to do it with a friend for once."
- >The mare reaches forwards and affectionately touches your leg.
- >Smile wearily at her.
- "Any time, Rarity. Just ahh, not any time soon."
- >This makes your friend giggle softly.
- >"We should try something a bit more sinister."
- "Oh?"
- >"Yes, I was thinking that we should recruit my friend Twilight."
- >Cock your head.
- "Won't bringing more ponies into this only complicate the situation?"
- >Rarity taps her chin and thinks for a second.
- >"Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that..."
- "Well what did you have in mind?"
- >"Ah, you see, a while ago Twilight came up with the most ingenious spell, called... oh what was it..."
- >Another second of musing and she smiles.
- >"Oh yes, the "Want it need it" spell."
- >Make an intrigued noise over your coffee and motion for her to continue.
- >"Quite an amazing thing to see. The enchanted object would become the sole desire of all those that saw it."
- "'All'?"
- >"...Well half the town ended up going ballistic over a small stuffed doll and Princess Celestia had to come and sort it out."
- >Raise an eyebrow at Rarity.
- "And your plan was to use this on... What, exactly?"
- >She blushes.
- >"W-well, that was the tricky part but I thought that maybe it's something that can only be seen by, ahh, Anon."
- >Rarity wets her lips nervously and leans in to whisper in your ear.
- >...
- "RARITY!"
- >"It was just a suggestion!"
- >Your cheeks become a deep red and you start spluttering.
- "B-but your horn would have to... Oh please say you won't do it!"
- >"L-like I said! We don't have to!"
- 10/?
- >You shudder at thought of Rarity's horn poking you there.
- >Absolutely revolting.
- >...
- >Yet the mental image won't leave.
- >You both sit in an awkward silence for a while.
- "S-so you won't do it, right?"
- >"No no, uh, of course n-not."
- >...
- "...Good. It would be, um--"
- >"Awkward."
- "Yes. Exactly. Awkward."
- >The two of you catch each others eyes for a moment then immediately look away.
- "Any... Other ideas?"
- >"We could always--"
- >She clears her throat.
- >"Could always just take him out for dinner and woo him there?"
- >Nod slowly.
- "Sounds reasonable. The both of us together?"
- >"Of course, I wouldn't want to send you in there alone... and also I would want you with me. For support, and such."
- >Reach over the table and pat Rarity's hoof.
- "Aww, I'll always be there for you, Rarity."
- >A few seconds pass.
- >You haven't removed your hoof from Rarity's.
- >...
- "I have to go to the bathroom."
- >"Me too."
- >You both jump up and go to separate bathrooms.
- >Stare at yourself in the mirror for a few minutes.
- >Breakfast shouldn't be so intense.
- >At least you have something to look forward to.
- >Dinner with Anonymous should hopefully bring him around.
- >Though you might have to get something nice to wear.
- >With luck, all will go well.
- >If it doesn't...
- >At least you'll have Rarity to support you.
- >And you her.
- >...Why is it so hot in here?
- >Emerging from the boutique, you both set off towards Anon's house.
- >The two of you chat away and get lost in your conversation.
- >"So I said "Oatmeal? Darling are you out of your mind--" Oh, we're here!"
- >Anon's door stands before you.
- >Rather than just wait for the courage to crop up, you march forward and bang your hoof on the door.
- >A minute later it opens and Anon peers out.
- >"...You two again. ...Not got any custard this time, have you?"
- >You and Rarity scoff at this.
- "No!"
- >"Don't be ridiculous, darling. It was mustard."
- >Anon warily opens his door wider.
- 11/?
- >"Then what? Yesterday was weird, guys. I don't wanna do that again."
- "Duly noted. We have a proposal."
- >"Already? But we've only just met!"
- "Yes, but it's--..."
- >Glare at him.
- >Anon grins back.
- >Sigh with frustration, just wanting to get this over with.
- "Dinner with us. Yay or neigh?"
- >He smirks when you say "neigh".
- >"Depends where it is. I don't do fancy restaurants."
- >Rarity rolls her eyes and nudges you.
- >"He doesn't do fancy restaurants..."
- >You both snicker.
- >Anon folds his arms.
- >"Not looking good for you both if you keep this up, you know."
- >Rarity composes herself and steps forward.
- >"Anonymous. Let us not beat around the bush."
- >You twitch at "bush".
- >"As an apology, we want to take you out to a locale of your choosing for dinner tonight. It is a simple yes or no question."
- >He rubs his stubble thoughtfully.
- >"No strings attached?"
- >"That's impossible, darling; I'm a seamstress."
- >Rarity beams at you.
- >Give her a flat look.
- >She glances between both you and Anon.
- >"...Oh, so when you both make jokes it's fine, but the moment -I- decide to get in on the fun you're both suddenly above it?"
- >Anon looks over his shoulder.
- >"Look, I really need to get back to what I was doing. Yeah, sure, I'll accept, but you're both paying."
- "Of course. Eight o' clock sound good?"
- >"Sure, sure, goodbye."
- >He slams the door.
- >Rarity pokes your shoulder.
- >"Good job! Now, let's go home and make dresses for tonight!~"
- >With a spring in her step, she takes off towards her boutique.
- >You shake your head, smiling, and follow her.
- >She's a playful one at times.
- >Your eyes follow her tail, swishing about.
- "Hey, Rarity?"
- >"Hm?"
- "...I thought your joke was funny."
- >Proportions in all the right places...
- 12/12
- End Part 2.
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