Navy Seal copypasta

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I have posted here since 2004, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on this website, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoS's. I am trained in troll warfare and I'm the top troll poster in the entire internets. You are nothing to me but just another faggot mod. I will wipe your harddrive the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with banning people over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of anon across the Internets and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your mod panel. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can erase you in over nine thousand ways, and that's just with my unproxied connection. Not only am I extensively trained in script kiddying, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the LOIC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable site off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "moderation" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers back from the keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furries all over you and you will drown in ponies. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, I don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expansive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to most of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo.

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

What in my Father's name did you just fucking say about me, you little heathen? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nazareth Carpentry Academy, and I've been involved in numerous raids on non-believers, and I have over 300 confirmed converts. I am trained in dessert warfare and I'm the top sniper in God's holy army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the Old or New Testament, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of apostles all across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, atheist pig. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, sinner. I am everywhere, at all times, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of divine powers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little pagan shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have been allowed to keep your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn sodomite. I will shit the Lord's fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, sinner. The

What the Bernie did you just Sanders say about me, you little Democrat? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Independent Political Group Program, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on godless liberals, and I have over 300 confirmed million dollars. I am trained in political warfare and I’m the top briber in the entire US Armed Elite Debaters. You are nothing to me but just another Hillary Clinton. I will wipe you the Bernie out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this nation, mark my Sandering words. You think you can get away with saying that Bernie to me over the debaters podium? Think again, liberal. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of businessmen across the USA and your money is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Clinton. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wife. You’re Sandering dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sue you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lawyer. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed debating, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the "What Would Jesus Do?" organization and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Bernie off the face of the continent, you little Sanders. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” rebuttal was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Sandering tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you godless liberal. I will Bernie fury all over you and you will go bankrupt in it. You’re Sandering dead, liberal.

What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You're fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Marine Bro Job Corps , and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on gay clubs, and I have over 300 confirmed blow jobs. I am trained in gorilla ass grabbing and I’m the top hand job giver in the entire US Marine Corps . You are nothing to me but just another dick. I will let you fuck me with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gayboi Lance Coolies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the orgy, maggot. The storm that fucks the pathetic little thing you call your pooper. You’re fucking gonna cum so hard, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can jerk you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed mouth play, but I have access to the entire dildo arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off my face, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue inside me. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking so God damn sexy, kiddo.

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Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

What the DICK did you just fucking say about me, you little DICK? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy DICKS, and I've been involved in numerous secret DICKS on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed DICKS. I am trained in DICK warfare and I'm the top DICK in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another DICK. I will wipe you the fuck out with DICK the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking DICKS. You think you can get DICK with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, DICK. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of DICKS across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the DICK, DICK. The DICK that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your DICK. You're fucking DICK, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred DICKS, and that's just with my bare DICK. Not only am I extensively trained in DICK combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine DICKS and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the DICK of the DICK, you little DICK. If only you could have known what unholy DICK your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking DICK. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the DICK, you goddamn idiot. I will shit DICK all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking DICK, DICK.