Backlog Stuff

All my scattered notes follow. Eventually this will all be put into work, I also copied that carrot oneshot because I thought it was funny:

silver spoon+Dishonored Assassin in Equestria-Anon from Dunwall betrayed by Daud
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luna and pinkie
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>day 44
>You sell carrots and carrot accessories
>Carrot top wasn't too happy when you set up shop.
>Especially right next to her stall.
>everyday is a new day considering she just bitches at you
>Oh well, p0nies aint shit but marshmallows and tricks.
>"Ugh! Why do you have to set up stall next to me all the time!? Oh my gosh! You are stealing all my customers!"
>Roseluck throws you a couple bits and she takes her carrots.
>You look at carrot and give her a smug look.
>"Why I outta..."
>It kind of odd how she never realizes why you get all the customers.
>All you do is change her sign to 'orange dildos for sale' instead of carrots.
>Sometimes you wonder about this mare.
>Oh well, you make more money than her
>You just can't wait to see her face once she finds out
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CHRIS-CHAN IN EQUESTRIA
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Tard Wrangler in Equestria oneshots
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Anonymous 10/21/12(Sun)15:59 No.5209698
Replies: >>5209753

    >>5209625
    Write about the equestrian ban on manure due to magical unicorn poo causing mass forests to grow.

jffry890 10/21/12(Sun)16:06 No.5209848

    >>5209698
    Anon the moonshiner. Except he's running unicorn poo.

 Anone Moose !anonJ5wIzI 10/21/12(Sun)16:13 No.5209994

    >>5209698
    That's how the everfree forest became what it is. I mean, Luna and Celestia had to poop somewhere?
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HateBit's idea:
Hobonon in EQ - Anon is a happy hobo in humanland, a consummate optimist and a man of simple pleasures. After dumpster diving into EQ, he tries to continue his contented vagrancy, but is beset by a number of problems, the least of which being the fact that all the p0nies feel sorry that he lives on the street and want to help him get settled down with a job/home/bath. What makes it worse is how his simple way of living with booze, cheap laughs, and the occasional song has given him a life of experiences that the p0nies feel are pitiable and sad; if Anon tries to talk about the good old days or sing a song, he ends up sending p0nies into fits of tears and shit. Can Anon convince the p0nies that he's content the way he is? New idea, not repost. So sue me.
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Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)07:10 No.5766657
Replies: >>5766706
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    >>5766630
    The idea nobody will god damn write.
    Intelligent Supermutant overlord in Equestria.

    A zen as shit 12 foot tower of muscle who can tear apart steel girders with his bare hands?
    Yes please.
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Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni(Fuck me how did I remember that? I'm such a fucking weeaboo.) Equestria style, Anon is pretty much Keiichi, and the girls... well... yeah...
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Thunder !THuNDEReLg 11/19/12(Mon)03:00 No.5874043
Replies: >>5874080

    >>5873998


    Well, after the pink pone episode I had an Idea how about a story where anon clones himself with the mirror pond, can be for whatever reason, whether it's because he's lonely or he needs an army. Either way it could make an interesting story arc.

    Anyone feel free to use.

 lovelymuffins !loveonoRT2 11/19/12(Mon)03:04 No.5874114
Replies: >>5874141

    >>5874043
    I would like to add to this, have discord mess with the pool some how and his clone comes out female. Just an interesting adventure someone could use

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Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)03:05 No.5874120
Replies: >>5874141

    >>5874080
    Anon clones himself so that he can be in a relationship with all the ponies, without hurting any of the others.

    Inadvertently brings about the collapse of ponykind as they are all too busy with their anons to have foals.

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Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)19:37 No.5890056

    >>5889669
    AppleBloom x Spike story, where Applebloom asks Anon how to win the heart of a dragon
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Anon gets lonely in Equestria and can't bring himself to have the pony vag. Twilight has a crush on him, and knows about this problem, she goes on "vacation" and comes back disguised as a human to try and make Anon happy. Eventually he figures out after she makes a few slip ups.
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 lovelymuffins !loveonoRT2 12/13/12(Thu)23:46 No.6551160
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    >>6550760
    STORY IDEA

    Spike has to leave for something big leaving Twilight home alone.

    Twilight completely new at being alone requests Anonymous to stay with her for the time being.
    Anonymous learns she can't cook (if at all) and has a hard time keeping everything else but her books clean

    Could work for a short or one shot
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XCOM commander in Equestria. Alien invasion and all. Play game to get awesome stories.