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- [12:26:32 AM] WordBird: WordBird it is time to do the spooty thing. We are now roleplaying. Davesprite is hanging out in the human lounge as usualy, this time sitting at the coffee table with a blanket over his lap and a bunch of crap spread out over the table. He's got a tiny screwdriver, like the kind for small electronics, in his hand, and some sort of smallish device being held in place by the end of his tail. Looks like he's making something? But it's the middle of the night.
- [12:29:07 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Jane enters, rubbing her eyes.
- [12:29:14 AM | Edited 12:29:18 AM] cohortDirector: dave sprite?
- [12:29:22 AM] cohortDirector: why are you awake?
- [12:29:29 AM] WordBird: WordBird SUDDENLY THROWS HIS BLANKET OVER THE TABLE TO HIDE THE STUFF
- [12:29:31 AM] WordBird: uh
- [12:29:36 AM] WordBird: not sleepy yet
- [12:29:40 AM] cohortDirector: ....
- [12:30:23 AM] cohortDirector: i don't have my glasses on, but i can still see that this looks fishy.
- [12:30:35 AM] WordBird: shhh its nothing
- [12:30:41 AM] WordBird: you didnt see anything
- [12:31:40 AM] cohortDirector: yes, exactly.
- [12:32:13 AM] WordBird: i mean forget about it for now
- [12:33:00 AM] cohortDirector: okay.
- [12:33:13 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She shrugs, walking over to him to hug him.
- [12:33:24 AM] cohortDirector: should i go to sleep?
- [12:33:34 AM] WordBird: WordBird coos at the hug, ears going yellow
- [12:33:38 AM] WordBird: nah you dont have to
- [12:33:59 AM] WordBird: WordBird reaches under the blanket and just captchalogues all the stuff from what he was working on, then pulls the blanket back onto his lap
- [12:34:06 AM] WordBird: i can work on it later
- [12:36:42 AM] cohortDirector: i might just go to sleep on you.
- [12:36:49 AM] cohortDirector: you did the same to me a while ago.
- [12:37:11 AM] WordBird: haha yeah sorry
- [12:37:20 AM] WordBird: probably ruined the nice party you guys threw for me
- [12:39:03 AM] cohortDirector: i didn't really care.
- [12:39:16 AM] cohortDirector: i'm acclimated to you by now.
- [12:39:54 AM] WordBird: still feel a little bad about it
- [12:40:12 AM] WordBird: it was really awesome of you guys to throw me a party
- [12:41:26 AM] cohortDirector: you're welcome.
- [12:41:28 AM] cohortDirector: it was fun.
- [12:41:32 AM] WordBird: it was
- [12:41:38 AM] WordBird: thanks
- [12:44:18 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She nuzzles him closer, placing her chin on his head. This is the only way she could probably do this.
- [12:45:07 AM] WordBird: WordBird starts cooing more, resting his head against Jane's collar.
- sorry i got tired so fast
- [12:45:14 AM] WordBird: (( http://blackwishingstar.tumblr.com/post/69354644257 dave is a big baby ))
- [12:46:38 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Considering the way they're positioned, he is probably able to sort of enjoy boob pillow like this.
- [12:46:46 AM] cohortDirector: why are you apologizing for that?
- [12:46:50 AM] cohortDirector: that's dumb.
- [12:46:53 AM] cohortDirector: don't be dumb.
- [12:46:58 AM] WordBird: im dumb
- [12:47:12 AM] cohortDirector: // so graceful. //
- [12:47:12 AM] WordBird: and im apologizing because it made me get cranky
- [12:47:19 AM] cohortDirector: yeah.
- [12:47:33 AM] cohortDirector: ah man, i must be sleepy still.
- [12:47:50 AM] cohortDirector: that was a perfect opportunity to say "i didn't notice any difference."
- [12:47:57 AM] cohortDirector: good job, me.
- [12:48:02 AM] WordBird: wow ruuuude
- [12:48:07 AM] cohortDirector: shhhh.
- [12:48:10 AM] cohortDirector: only snuggles, now.
- [12:48:25 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She kisses him on the head and goes back to leaning on him.
- [12:48:30 AM] WordBird: mmmmn
- [12:49:34 AM] WordBird: WordBird curls his arm around Jane's waist. When he was working, he'd pushed his sunglasses up onto his head, holding his bangs back like a headband. It looks kinda funny.
- did i wake you up
- [12:50:13 AM] cohortDirector: nah, i was going to get some water.
- [12:50:31 AM] cohortDirector: the only reason i haven't kissed your face is because i've got terrible morning breath.
- [12:50:42 AM] cohortDirector: heir of halitosis.
- [12:50:44 AM] WordBird: grooooss
- [12:51:11 AM] cohortDirector: don't you know girls are actually bastions of nothing but pretty smells?
- [12:51:31 AM] WordBird: i like it when you smell like coconut
- [12:52:15 AM] cohortDirector: i would smell like coconut more if you didn't use up all of my body wash.
- [12:52:29 AM | Edited 12:52:33 AM] WordBird: i like smelling like coconut sometimes too
- [12:54:11 AM] cohortDirector: maybe if we shared the stuff, we'd both smell like coconut.
- [12:54:17 AM] cohortDirector: you know, at the same time.
- [12:54:43 AM] WordBird: maybe we should alchemize more than one soap bottle at a time
- [12:55:02 AM] cohortDirector: yeah, but that's not what i mean.
- [12:55:07 AM] cohortDirector: i um.
- [12:55:11 AM] cohortDirector: nevermind, flirting is hard.
- [12:55:33 AM] cohortDirector: besides, i don't feel like taking a shower right now.
- [12:55:45 AM] WordBird: oh
- [12:55:46 AM] WordBird: ooohhhh
- [12:55:49 AM] WordBird: oh
- [12:55:50 AM] WordBird: haha
- [12:55:51 AM] WordBird: im dumb
- [12:55:56 AM] WordBird: WordBird goes all yellow in the face
- [12:56:30 AM] cohortDirector: yes, yes you are.
- [12:56:33 AM] cohortDirector: but so am i.
- [12:56:45 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Jane squishes her hands on his cheeks. They're freezing.
- [12:56:49 AM | Edited 12:56:52 AM] cohortDirector: cold hands!
- [12:57:51 AM] WordBird: BLUH!!
- [12:57:59 AM] WordBird: WordBird squawks a little and wriggles his face
- [12:58:00 AM] WordBird: coooold
- [12:58:27 AM] cohortDirector: hahaha!
- [12:58:38 AM] cohortDirector: they'll warm up.
- [12:58:49 AM] cohortDirector: it's just been pretty chilly, lately.
- [12:59:36 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Jane breathes out, the Breeze escaping her. A small gust of warm air starts to circle around the two of them.
- [12:59:41 AM] cohortDirector: that's better.
- [12:59:47 AM] WordBird: damn thats handy as fuck
- [1:00:10 AM] WordBird: WordBird immediately snuggles on up to the Jane to enjoy the toasty air and toasty heir
- [1:00:17 AM] WordBird: i dont like the cold
- [1:00:25 AM] cohortDirector: hehe, i know.
- [1:00:29 AM] cohortDirector: dawn hated it, too.
- [1:01:01 AM] cohortDirector: she said the only thing it did was give her a good excuse to demand snuggles.
- [1:02:39 AM] cohortDirector: // http://bluethallium.tumblr.com/post/34909234744/a-sburbless-fic-where-jane-betty-crocker-heiress aahahahaahha //
- [1:02:56 AM] WordBird: yeah thats pretty damn accurate
- [1:03:14 AM] WordBird: also an excuse to put your hands down your own pants without being a perv
- [1:03:26 AM] WordBird: but i dont get to wear pants right now
- [1:03:45 AM] cohortDirector: or up my shirt. seriously, these things are really good heaters.
- [1:04:12 AM] cohortDirector: thankfully, it's not a big deal whenever i can just be a walking heating and cooling system.
- [1:04:25 AM] WordBird: thank fucking god
- [1:04:28 AM] WordBird: youre the best ac
- [1:04:33 AM] cohortDirector: thank you!
- [1:04:35 AM] cohortDirector: i try.
- [1:04:39 AM] WordBird: hehe
- [1:05:10 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She moves and scoots onto his lap.
- [1:05:17 AM] cohortDirector: i'm not too heavy, am i?
- [1:05:30 AM] WordBird: WordBird 's feathers fluff up and his cheeks go a bit yellow
- [1:05:31 AM] WordBird: nah
- [1:05:43 AM] cohortDirector: good!
- [1:05:58 AM] cohortDirector: i'd have to give you crap if you accidently implied i'm fat.
- [1:06:02 AM] cohortDirector: hehehe.
- [1:06:05 AM] WordBird: no youre perfect
- [1:06:09 AM] WordBird: WordBird and he means it
- [1:06:16 AM] cohortDirector: thanks.
- [1:06:30 AM] cohortDirector: don't worry, i have more self-confidence in my body than that.
- [1:06:45 AM] WordBird: youre still perfect
- [1:06:54 AM] cohortDirector: stop it.
- [1:06:58 AM] WordBird: no
- [1:07:00 AM] WordBird: make me
- [1:07:01 AM] cohortDirector: you're going to make me blush.
- [1:07:02 AM] cohortDirector: stop.
- [1:07:06 AM] cohortDirector: stoooop.
- [1:07:15 AM] WordBird: youre perfect and i am immensely attracted to you
- [1:07:27 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Jane buries her face in his feather ruff.
- [1:07:30 AM] cohortDirector: nnnnnnnnngh.
- [1:08:14 AM] WordBird: hehehehehe
- [1:08:21 AM] WordBird: finally the tables have turned
- [1:08:28 AM] WordBird: now you get to be the flustered one
- [1:08:47 AM] cohortDirector: oh, you do not want me turning the tables back.
- [1:08:49 AM] cohortDirector: i'll do it.
- [1:08:57 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She's mumbling this into his feathers.
- [1:09:19 AM] WordBird: no dont ill die
- [1:09:34 AM | Edited 1:09:38 AM] cohortDirector: nope.
- [1:09:44 AM] cohortDirector: you're not allowed to do that.
- [1:10:01 AM] WordBird: then dont do it
- [1:10:40 AM] cohortDirector: you're already a ghost bird.
- [1:11:03 AM] cohortDirector: you've got me at a stand still, though.
- [1:11:12 AM] cohortDirector: i'm not going to kill you with seduction.
- [1:11:19 AM] cohortDirector: or maybe i will.
- [1:11:50 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Jane puts on the beaglepuss as she pulls her face away and looks Davesprite in the face. She puts on her best Fabio impression.
- [1:11:55 AM] cohortDirector: bonjour, hot stuff.
- [1:12:01 AM] cohortDirector: are you...
- [1:12:04 AM] cohortDirector: arrrroused?
- [1:12:25 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Her Fabio impressions sucks, but the voice is hilariously bad.
- [1:12:36 AM] WordBird: very
- [1:12:41 AM] WordBird: so very aroused
- [1:12:46 AM] WordBird: take me now
- [1:12:50 AM] WordBird: WordBird fakes a swoon
- [1:13:31 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She leans up and rubs her fake mustache bristles at his ear.
- [1:13:36 AM] cohortDirector: omelette du fromage.
- [1:15:19 AM] WordBird: WordBird tries to fake a moaning sound but then he snorts and makes a very unattractive laugh
- [1:15:31 AM] cohortDirector: hahahaha!
- [1:15:40 AM] cohortDirector: wow, that's the sexiest laugh i've ever heard.
- [1:15:50 AM] cohortDirector: i think you deserve another kiss for that.
- [1:16:02 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She goes to kiss his neck. But raspberries, instead.
- [1:16:03 AM] WordBird: oh my god shut
- [1:16:05 AM] WordBird: BLUH
- [1:16:15 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector It's her turn to snort laugh.
- [1:16:16 AM] WordBird: WordBird CAWS AND FLAPS HIS WING(and half wing)
- [1:18:35 AM] WordBird: youre horrible i take back those compliments
- [1:20:05 AM] cohortDirector: nope, too bad.
- [1:20:07 AM] cohortDirector: those are mine.
- [1:20:11 AM] cohortDirector: i'm keeping them.
- [1:20:35 AM] WordBird: well shit
- [1:20:46 AM] WordBird: guess theyre yours then congrats
- [1:21:50 AM] cohortDirector: but you know what's yours?
- [1:22:42 AM] WordBird: whats mine
- [1:23:42 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Jane lifts the beaglepuss and kisses the spoot on the lips.
- [1:23:44 AM] cohortDirector: that.
- [1:24:08 AM] WordBird: oh
- [1:24:09 AM] WordBird: jeeze
- [1:24:20 AM] WordBird: WordBird and there he goes, getting all yellow-cheeked again
- [1:25:18 AM] WordBird: there you go youre starting to kill me
- [1:25:44 AM] WordBird: by mornings light ill be dead from too much fluster and itll be all your fault
- [1:31:47 AM] cohortDirector: i will take totally responsibility for that kill.
- [1:31:59 AM] cohortDirector: rawr.
- [1:32:14 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She legit nibbles at his neck.
- [1:32:35 AM] WordBird: WordBird makes a loud cooing noise, face going very yellow
- [1:32:37 AM] WordBird: oh damn girl
- [1:32:51 AM] WordBird: you sure you woke up cuz you wanted water
- [1:34:39 AM] cohortDirector: yeah, but now i'm thirsty for something else.
- [1:34:47 AM] WordBird: i can tell
- [1:34:51 AM] cohortDirector: orange juice.
- [1:34:54 AM] cohortDirector: ...wait.
- [1:34:57 AM] cohortDirector: wait, no.
- [1:34:59 AM] cohortDirector: no, i meant.
- [1:35:02 AM] WordBird: hahahaHAHA
- [1:35:05 AM] cohortDirector: the joke was supposed to be.
- [1:35:06 AM] cohortDirector: oh god.
- [1:35:08 AM] cohortDirector: i fucked up.
- [1:35:29 AM] WordBird: WordBird his face is completely bright yellow and his feathers are standing up but he's also laughing really hard
- [1:35:34 AM] WordBird: you fucked up!
- [1:35:36 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector There she goes back into the neck ruff.
- [1:35:39 AM] cohortDirector: i fucked up!
- [1:36:39 AM] WordBird: WordBird laughs for another minute, then quiets to a chuckle, kissing Jane's hair
- [1:37:36 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Jane was laughing, too, but now she's just relaxed against him.
- [1:38:15 AM] WordBird: that was fucking hilarious
- [1:38:49 AM] cohortDirector: that was pretty good.
- [1:41:04 AM] WordBird: you know thatd have been a damn good pick up line if it had been intentional
- [1:45:47 AM] cohortDirector: i know!
- [1:45:54 AM] cohortDirector: uuugh, i should have saved it.
- [1:46:21 AM] WordBird: alas the moment is lost
- [1:46:25 AM] WordBird: soiled forever
- [1:46:29 AM] WordBird: wasted on a bad joke
- [1:47:35 AM] cohortDirector: hehehe, soiled.
- [1:48:11 AM] WordBird: are you having dirty thoughts
- [1:48:13 AM] WordBird: WordBird ba dum psh
- [1:51:44 AM] cohortDirector: yes, as i am perpetually a horn dog.
- [1:51:52 AM] cohortDirector: me so horny, love you long time.
- [1:52:16 AM] WordBird: oh my god youre being ridiculous
- [1:52:38 AM] cohortDirector: yeah, but you love it.
- [1:52:49 AM] WordBird: i do
- [1:52:53 AM] WordBird: i do love it
- [1:53:08 AM] WordBird: WordBird gives Jane a smooch
- [1:55:16 AM] WordBird: WordBird hesitates, taking a small breath.
- love you too
- [1:55:23 AM] WordBird: WordBird he did it he said it aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaa
- [1:55:27 AM] WordBird: WordBird [INTERNAL SCREAMING]
- [1:56:28 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Jane's eyes go wide and she sits up a little, looking Davesprite in the eyes. She's straightfaced for a bit, looking a little lost before she starts smiling a huge, toothy grin.
- [1:56:30 AM] cohortDirector: oh my gooooood.
- [1:56:39 AM] cohortDirector: you said it!
- [1:56:55 AM] cohortDirector: i don't think i quite heard you, though.
- [1:56:57 AM] cohortDirector: what was that?
- [1:57:04 AM] cohortDirector: there was an "l" in there somewhere.
- [1:57:15 AM] WordBird: /i/ love you
- [1:57:16 AM] WordBird: god damn
- [1:57:26 AM] WordBird: WordBird his feathers are standing on end, and his face is BRIGHT yellow
- [1:57:54 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She bounces a little in his lap and then smooshes up against him to give him nice, wet kiss right on the lips.
- [1:58:05 AM] cohortDirector: you loooove me.
- [1:58:08 AM] cohortDirector: you love meeee.
- [1:58:12 AM] cohortDirector: heheheheh.
- [1:59:04 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She pulls back and licks her lips a little, looking down. Suddenly very shy looking as she peeks up over her glasses and then back down.
- [1:59:12 AM] cohortDirector: i...love you, too.
- [1:59:17 AM] WordBird: god
- [1:59:25 AM] WordBird: WordBird coos very loudly and tucks his chin into his ruff
- [1:59:55 AM] WordBird: thank you
- [2:00:28 AM] cohortDirector: you're welcome.
- [2:01:27 AM] WordBird: WordBird curls his arm around Jane's waist again and just kinda... leans forward and buries his face against her neck. He's going all bashful again.
- [2:01:53 AM] cohortDirector: hehe.
- [2:02:55 AM] WordBird: mrrffff
- [2:02:58 AM] WordBird: WordBird cooing noises.
- [2:03:20 AM] WordBird: WordBird he is very pleased right now, both with himself and with Jane.
- [2:04:11 AM] cohortDirector: you alive in there?
- [2:04:27 AM] WordBird: myes
- [2:05:03 AM] WordBird: im just having an emotion
- [2:14:54 AM] cohortDirector: just one?
- [2:15:27 AM] WordBird: ok a lot
- [2:17:37 AM] cohortDirector: hehehehe.
- [2:17:55 AM] WordBird: WordBird lifts his head and plants a smooch on Jane's cheek
- [2:18:02 AM] WordBird: i think im about ready for bed
- [2:20:16 AM] cohortDirector: finally.
- [2:20:21 AM] cohortDirector: i was getting lonely without you.
- [2:20:36 AM] cohortDirector: you can be lonely while sleeping.
- [2:20:53 AM] cohortDirector: it's one hundred percent scientific fact.
- [2:21:26 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Jane stands up and grabs his hand.
- [2:21:33 AM] WordBird: eheh sorry
- [2:21:46 AM] WordBird: just working on my super top secret project that i cant work on when youre around
- [2:21:58 AM] cohortDirector: you can work on it later.
- [2:22:01 AM] WordBird: i can
- [2:22:13 AM] WordBird: WordBird floats up, taking his blanket with him
- [2:22:31 AM] cohortDirector: come on, dorito butt.
- [2:22:39 AM] cohortDirector: sleep time.
- [2:22:47 AM] WordBird: excuse you
- [2:22:51 AM] WordBird: this butt is cheeto flavored
- [2:23:12 AM] cohortDirector: i bet it has freckles.
- [2:23:17 AM] cohortDirector: so dorito butt it is.
- [2:23:55 AM] WordBird: god
- [2:24:00 AM] WordBird: WordBird he's gone all yellow again
- [2:24:11 AM] WordBird: lets just hurry up and get to bed before you get all frisky all over again
- [2:24:24 AM | Edited 2:24:28 AM] cohortDirector: oh har har.
- [2:24:45 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She punches his arm lightly.
- [2:24:47 AM] cohortDirector: jerk.
- [2:24:53 AM] WordBird: ehehehe
- [2:24:58 AM] WordBird: youre the one imagining my butt
- [2:25:31 AM] cohortDirector: says the guy who can't take his eyes off my legs when i'm wearing thigh high socks.
- [2:25:49 AM] WordBird: hey
- [2:25:51 AM] WordBird: youre hot
- [2:25:54 AM] WordBird: what do you want from me
- [2:26:07 AM] cohortDirector: to sleep with me.
- [2:26:09 AM] cohortDirector: ...fuck.
- [2:26:11 AM] cohortDirector: no.
- [2:26:15 AM] cohortDirector: GOD.
- [2:26:23 AM] WordBird: hahahaHAHAHAHAHA
- [2:26:30 AM] cohortDirector: let's just go to SLEEP.
- [2:26:40 AM] WordBird: are you SURE
- [2:26:49 AM] WordBird: cuz i think your brain is thinking otherwise
- [2:26:58 AM | Edited 2:27:07 AM] cohortDirector: my brain isn't thinking!
- [2:27:28 AM] WordBird: i can tell
- [2:27:32 AM] WordBird: obviously its your groin
- [2:27:45 AM] cohortDirector: i'm going to kick your ghost butt.
- [2:28:13 AM] WordBird: i bet thats not all youll want to do to my ghost butt
- [2:28:30 AM] cohortDirector: nnnnnnnnnnnnnGH SHUT UP.
- [2:28:42 AM] WordBird: hehehehehe
- [2:28:46 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She pushes him to their room.
- [2:28:49 AM] cohortDirector: you're terrible!
- [2:29:02 AM] WordBird: yes i am and so are you
- [2:29:31 AM] WordBird: WordBird throws his extra blanket onto the bed(cuz you can never have enough blankets) and wiggles out of his sweater
- [2:31:03 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Jane takes off her sweater, too. She's got her fuzzy pants and her blue tanktop on as she slips under the blankets.
- [2:33:07 AM] WordBird: WordBird Davesprite just has a large t-shirt. It's very loose and comfy. He wriggles under the covers and curls right on up against Jane, letting his one fucking arm drape over her.
- night egperv
- [2:34:24 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She whaps his side.
- [2:34:30 AM] cohortDirector: good night.
- [2:34:39 AM] WordBird: hahaha
- [2:35:14 AM] WordBird: WordBird gives Jane a smooch, pauses, then says quietly
- i love you
- This man is on a roll tonight he deserves a sticker
- [2:35:37 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector Jane grins and pulls herself close to him.
- [2:35:40 AM] cohortDirector: i love you, too.
- [2:35:56 AM] cohortDirector: don't drool on me.
- [2:36:11 AM] WordBird: no promises
- [2:36:37 AM] cohortDirector: // http://zoosmellbooblord.tumblr.com/post/67764412962/youre-the-boob-lord-well-i-didnt-vote-for-you i am a comic genius //
- [2:36:45 AM] cohortDirector: mmn.
- [2:36:56 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector She closes her eyes and she's out pretty quickly.
- [2:36:58 AM] cohortDirector: zzzzzz.
- [2:37:07 AM] WordBird: (( i saw that ))
- [2:37:46 AM] WordBird: WordBird is awake for another couple minutes, having quite a lot of feelings, but then he finally falls asleep too.
- He starts breathing through his mouth after a couple hours and drools on Jane's shoulder.
- [2:37:53 AM] WordBird: WordBird that'll be fun in the morning
- [2:38:31 AM] cohortDirector: cohortDirector It's okay, Jane'll just wipe it on him.
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