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- Sudden Death - Wedgies Lyrics
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- Fruit of the Loom, Calvin Klein
- No matter what the underwear goes up your behind
- Buy what size you want, the underwear don't stop
- Climin' up your butt for an embarrassing time
- It's called a wedgie, and there's nothing you can do
- Because the power of the wedge overpowers you
- It's a magical force that pulls your underwear up
- Get a wedgie and walkin' is tough
- [chorus]
- It's a magical force that nobody understands
- It's a universal threat to your mind
- Your voice gets hoarse and there's sweat in your hands
- As the wedgie goes up your behind
- Guard your back give a warning to your friends
- Don't try livin' life on the edge
- Watch out for the attack, it's a powerful trend
- It's the magical force of the wedge
- Some call it sick some call it obscene
- You can see his butt-crack right through the dude's jeans
- I don't know which is worse, a wedge up their back
- Or when they bend over, carpenter crack
- It's a form of torture for nerds of all sorts
- Just lift 'em in the air by the back of their shorts
- I bought a couple pairs from a Star Trek store
- And they boldly went where they've never gone before
- Once they go up they feel like plastic
- Time turns 'em into swiss cheese with an elastic
- It won't be long, in fact it's quite soon
- You can keep your pants on and still chuck a full moon
- Everybody gets 'em, everybody picks 'em
- Everybody hates it when their underwear tricks 'em
- Some poeple pick wedgies discretely, some bold
- Some poeple look like they're diggin' for gold
- [chorus]
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