Once there were three ducks. One had a medical problem, one had a hat, and one was the mother goose. The mother goose was the mother and had a purse and diabetes. So the mother goose was walking down the street with her 3 ducklings, one of which was actually a bear, when she got hit by a car. The duck with the hat who was actually a bear got depressed and ate the driver. The duck with the medical problem walked into the car and put it into reverse. The car reversed into a lake and the duck with the medical problem drowned. The duck with the had who was actually a bear got depressed and ate a random pedestrian. He knew he was about to get struck by lightning so he went to the hat shop. On his way to the store, a storm started coming and a tornado ate the duck with a hat who was actually a bear.