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	Asgore carried his drunk, giggling queen to their room, placing her softly onto the bed, snuggling into the covers next to her. He flipped on the light of his bedside table, putting on his reading glasses and grabbing his old book he loved to read. He sifted through the pages, looking for his dogeared page.

	Toriel began to clumsily crawl towards him, playfully nuzzling at his neck. Laughs and hiccups falling from her lips.  Asgore found his page and began reading, humming thoughtfully.

	“Oh Gorey,” she said, her smile turning sultry, “I need your *hicc* help with something.”

	He turned the page, “What is it, dear?”

	“Well, I’m feeling a little *hicc* needy, and I think I need a little bit of ‘Big Bad Goatdad’ to help with that,” her fingers traced along his arms, “and I have a lifetime supply right here.” Her hands began to wander, “Oh, seems like you might need a little help yourself there, big boy.” She winked, licking her lips.

	He slammed the book closed with shaky hands, “I think that we should take this slow, Frisk is right next door, and you know how thin these walls are.”

	“Oh, Frisk won’t be a problem. Be right back,” She got up out of the bed and made her way to the door, blowing a kiss as she left. She walked over to Frisk’s door, knocking quietly before entering, the child was sitting on her bed, reading a small book, “Frisk, sweetie, you know how I usually restrict you from watching TV past your bedtime-”

	Frisk cut her off, “You just want me out of my room so you don’t have to worry about the noise of Mr. Fluffybuns fucking your fluffy buns silly disturbing me,” she lept from the bed, throwing the book onto the sheets.

	Toriel grew flustered, “Wh-what?! O-Of course not, child! Why would you-” but she dropped the facade, “How could you tell?”

	“Well, first off you’re pretty drunk and could hear your giggles from the other room. You also had a deep blush and your robe was partially undone. Plus, that is the oldest trick in the book for parents to hide the fact that they’re boning from their kids.” She walked out of her room, “Any movie?”

	“Yes,” replied the monsteress.

	“As loud as I want?”

	“Yes,” she repeated.

	“Ok, have fun you two.”