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- >You were running as fast as you could
- >you and unknown huffing and puffing
- >your legs getting heavier with each step you took
- >when suddenly
- >fallen branch UP IN THIS MOTHER FUCKER
- >you take a nose dive and fall flat on your face
- >when you finally get up and start running again you see that unknown is gripping his arm and looks like he was in pain
- >you both stopped for a moment
- "did you cut yourself?"
- >"no, i think you did!"
- >you peel his hand off of his arm... nothing there
- >you slowly look to your own arm and realize theres an inch deep gash that slashed through the front a side of your bicep
- >BRAIN
- >yessir
- >of all times, now you choose to ignore pain
- >SORRY SIR. i will turn the pain back on immediatly.
- >no no brain, but when and if we get home. we're gonna have a long talk
- >back to reality
- "SHIT"
- >that was about all you could do to describe your shock
- >you tried to take off your shirt in hopes of being able to rip off a strips and wrap it to stop the profue bleeding
- >then you realized you couldnt because of your shackled wrists
- >double shit
- >"are you gonna be alright?"
- "yeah, we just need to get these shackles off somehow."
- >brain
- >processing
- >processing
- >processing
- >overclock enabled
- >super processing
- >idea get
- "hey unknown."
- >"yeah?"
- "you remember that time dad opened a beer bottle with another beer bottle"
- >"i dont think the same rules apply..."
- "We're in a land full of talking ponies, no one gives a shit about the laws of science"
- >you both here a loud high pitched scream about 200 meters away
- >You both brush it off and position the cuffs at an angle to each other
- >beginning to apply pressure
- >
- >
- >SNAP
- >the noise was loud enough to be heard for miles
- >you were sure they heard
- >he was sure too
- >you began your run towards what you hoped was the apple orchard
- >but then you stopped and remembered
- "shit, we cant hide at that clubhouse you saw"
- >"why not?" he had the most confused look on his face
- "because those ponies heard almost everything we said, they know EVERYTHING"
- >he paused and thought
- >then his face lit up
- >"what about that barn that was near the orchard?"
- "i guess it could work if there were someplace to hide"
- >you nodded in agreement and ran towards the barn that was half a mile away"
- Twilights POV:
- "come on girls we have to find them, they looked really scared"
- applejack "they better not go near appleblooms club house, or ah'll buc-
- >rarity let out an ear raping scream that could be felt at hiroshima nagasaki
- >everyone turned towards her
- >then they saw what she was looking at
- >a broken base of a branch that was covered in insane amounts of blood
- "oh no, now their hurt and scared all alone in the forest"
- >thats when fluttershy stepped in
- fluttershy "you expect us to help them after what they did to poor rainbow dash"
- >rainbow dash had some bandaging around her nose
- >im ok, but when we find them, i wanna get a little payback
- "everypony calm down, we just need to split up and search for them"
- applejack "but what if they're hostile"
- pinkie pie "yeah, you saw how they assaulted you and rainbow dash"
- "thats because they were knocked out by ponies they've never met, hogtied by the one who found them, and then you tried to bring them to canterlot to persecute them just for being different"
- >they all bowed their heads in shame
- applejack "well then what should we do when we find em'"
- "try and talk to them, maybe try to learn their language"
- Anonymous' POV
- >we finally made it to the barn
- "they'll probably find us here by morning"
- >"yeah but if we can find a good hiding spot maybe they wont
- >you both shoved one door open and looked inside
- >hay to the left, giant buckets full of apples to the right, and a giant tree stump in the middle
- "this is how i imagined every barn in the world to be"
- >"every barn on EARTH" he really emphasized earth
- >you temporarily forgot you were on what could only be a far away planet in another galaxy
- >"lets go"
- >you both decided on hiding in the middle of the neat bundles of hay
- >they werent the most comfortable thing to lie down on, but it'd have to do
- >sleep came slowly, if at all. there were no dream.
- >you awoke next to a sleeping unknown
- >then you were put on full alert when someone came through the already half opened barn door
- >OH SHIT
- >did he notice the barn door was already open
- >we was a larger pony than the other, he was probably a male
- >he was red and had a wooden contraption around his neck
- >he grabbed a few of the empty buckets and went back outside
- "phew"
- >that got his attention
- >he poked his head back inside
- >extremely wide eyed
- >SHITSHITSHITSHITSHISTHISTHISHITSHITSHIT
- >he slowly backed out from the barn and you heard some yelling after that
- >it was a familiar voice
- it was the voice of the orange pony
- >DOUBLE SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
- >she walked inside and yelled something out
- >that woke up unknown
- >he stretched and yanwed THE LOUDEST FUCKING YAWN YOU'VE EVER HEARD
- >you jump on top of him and cover his mouth
- >he looks at you questioningly
- >the he looked through the hole you had made and saw the orange pony
- >you both lay there for what seemed like an eternity but was probably only 15 seconds
- >she then ran outside
- >you knew she was going to get her crack squad of ponies
- >unknown knew it too
- >sometimes being identical twins was useful
- >you whispered, "we have to get out of here"
- >"agreed"
- >you both nodded
- >you poked your head up and scanned the barn
- >unknown did the same
- >coast was clear
- >you both got out and jumped the 10 feet from the top of the stack of bundled hay
- >then bolted for the door
- >only to be stopped by the six ponies again
- >the orange one told them something
- >the the rainbow one yelled something at you
- >your more confused than a retard working at a nuclear facility
- >the purple one's horn started to glow
- >oh sweet lord jesus this is how it ends
- >she fires a ball of light towards you and unknown
- >ending all your thoughts
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