Cross Kids Bear [Typeset]

Cross Kids Bear Translation
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>OX Naval District
>Really now, please notify me beforehand if you're going to be late to fleet exercises/mock battles.  Haven't we been over this before?
>Ahaha--sorry, sorry.
>[sigh...]
>By the way, I've been wanting to bring it up for a while
>Who's the runt?  [A shipgirl?]
>Maah/well, things like this happen~
>Happen my ass!  Give me a proper explanation!

[~A Few Hours Ago]
>Admiral...finally...it's finally finished!
>Ahhhh, this is...!
>Akashi-chan's special!  Lolification!  Cookie!
>Wooahhhhh!  I've been waiting so long!
>Whoever eats this becomes tiny!  It's a super super unbelievably amazing cookie!
>Wowww~
 >[I'll give this to Nowaki to eat and give her a fright!]
>[As expected of the Admiral]
>[uwahh]x3
 >Admiral~ I bought you one of the Kobe Beef bentos you let me have earlier.
>[bustle]x3
>It seems like they haven't noticed me.
>Ara?
>[chomp]
>what is this

>[Kumano-----?!]
 >Hold onnnnn!!!!  Why did it just explode?  Kumano just spontaneously exploded!
>It's fine!  It's a nonlethal explosion!
 >That's not the problem there!
>Ah, right, it's about time I go and check on Ooyodo....
>WHere?!  Don't just run off like that!
>Really....what exactly happened....
>Ah, well....

>A cookie that explodes when eaten....never heard of something like that.
>Well, please give me a full makeup course (note: her docking line)
>........Eh
>EHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>[Ah][wawawawawa]
>What is it?
>It's a great success!!!!!!!!
 >[Something similar to the naval district]
>W-what is it?
>[What is it this time--?!]

>Really now!
>What were you two thinking?
>Not bad, not bad.  Maybe this new appearance will win you a few fans?
>I never asked for that!
>Well then, when will I return to normal?
>One week~
 >[pfffft------]
>A...A week?!  Don't fuck with me, I can't become a bride like this!
>Those are my lines.
>[drip drip]x3
>Not only that, these two are performing such dangerous....things! If I decided to tell everyone about this....!
>[what will happen then?!]
>Well then....it can't be helped, so...on that topic, can you keep this secret if I give you a week off?
>In that case, that's fine!
>W-what a shrewd child....
>[smi][le]

>maaah/anyway, come and read this.
>[congratulations! (note: probably a photo album)]
>What the hell is that?
>The wish to see your girls' expressions as a child...and here I thought Uncle would understand...
>That's not the issue right now!!
>[plus I'm not an uncle!]
>The issue is how we're going to have a proper fleet exercise with a tiny body like that.
>[I'm Kumano]
>[Uwaahh--- so---tiny]
>Ah--about that
>of course I've considered that!
>[let me explain]

>Haaaahhhhh?!
>We're going to have our fleet exercises without our equipment?
>That's right!
>It can't be helped, yo know.  Teeny tiny Kumano-chan didn't bring her equipment!!  [It's so heavy]
>Maah/well...that is true.
>[That's how it is!]
 >...Well then, in other words, what do you want to do?
>As expected of the Admiral, so reasonable.
 >Two Naval Districts, two representatives...in a Hot-blooded battle...
 >Fists!  Grabs!  Rock Paper Scissors!
>Are you making fun of me?!
>Really now....I can't deal with these idiots.
>Maikaze, say something to them.
>Rock Paper Scissors...I feel ilke it might be fun!
>So whimsical....
>isn't she a little TOO lackadaisical about this?
>I guess it might be good!  Let's play!
>The first inter-naval district rock paper scissors championship begins.

>Opening match!!
>I won't back down here.
>(note: badly drawn) Kaga vs. Zuikaku!
>Uwaahhh--am I really matched up with Kaga?  Let's just get this shit over with.
>Kaga--it's just a joke fleet exercise, so don't ride them too hard.
>Admiral, don't worry.
 >How can the sprouts of youth grow if we don't tear up a few weeds?
>She's going for the kill....
>[<--wanted to be the MC (note: master of ceremonies, not main character)]
>Well then here we go!
>Rock! Paper! (note: Jan)
>Scissors and-- (note: Ken)

>Shoot! (note: Pon)
>[Zuikaku][Kaga]
>Yes!  Victory is assured!
>This is...the power of the 5thCarDiv!!
 >....Ehhhhhhaaaahhhahahh?!
>W....why is Kaga, the loser, taking that?!  [that's not how it works!]
>No need for words.

>Dong
>Ara, you're still alive.
>That's not how it works------!!!!!!
>First round, Kaga defeated via disqualification.

>Second Battle, Ooi vs. Ise
>Where's KTKM-san?
>If it's Zuiun, leave it to me!
>These fuckers...speaking of which, do they even know how rock paper scissors work?
>Eh~?  I'm sure it's something so simple
>[Rock Paper Scissors and--/Jan, Ken]
>[even they'd understaaaaaannneehhhhhhhhhhh]
>Pon/Shoot!
>[Zuiun] vs. [Torpedo]
>W...what?!  Using the super cold and super cool oxygen torpedo rock paper scissors move....
>the KTKM Fist!
>Where's KTKM?!
>And this, this is the rock paper scissors move only BBV can perform....
>the Zuiun fist!!
>Can you two just play like normal people?!

>Well then!!  Finally!  The last round!
>With Ooi's victory in the previous battle, the two naval districts are both at a 1-1 record!
>The one who emerges victorious here!  Will be today's Fleet Exercise Champion!
>[Kagerou-class DD, Maikaze]
 >I won't lose, you know~
>Just how I like it
>[Mogami-class Heavy Cruiser, (tiny) Kumano]
>Maikaze~
>Show them the difference between us!
>Leave it to me--
>No matter how tiny, Kumano's still our ace in the hole heavy cruiser.  N-O-MATTER-WHAT, she'll make it happen.
>Mmm....even so, my fleet's Maikaze won't lose to some Heavy Cruiser!
>Oy, you guys over there, could you stop trying to one-up each other for a sec?

>Really now...if other people heard them....
>[We're the ones fighting over here.]
>That's not untrue~
>Ouch!
>Yeah~a point for Maikaze!
>Eh?
 >Eh?! That's not the game we're playing!
 >Are you the Gian (note: Takeshi Gouda from Doraemon, a bully) of the shipgirls?!
>Well now, Kumano exists to break the rules~
>Really now....in that case, I'm fired up now!  I'll show you the difference in power between us!
>Please just follow the rulesssssssssss

>[uwaaa....she's mad....she's mad....yeah...]
>Wasting time making some Shipgirl Lolification cookie!  Severely inconveniencing Kumano like that!  And then, since Kumano couldn't put on her equipment, setting up some rock paper scissors fleet exercise and then engaging in some kind of hot blooded battle....and these obvious results....What the hell were you thinking?!!!
 >Maaah/well....it really did become a hot blooded battle in the end....
>I'm asking you a question!
>I'm extremely sorry!
>Maah/well, but, but, Nowaki-chan, these cookies were originally for Nowaki!
>Sit up straight!  I'll take responsibility for letting everyone mess around like that!! (note: unclear meaning.  Either Nowaki is saying she'll deal with the reprecussion, or it's the Admiral saying he/she is taking responsibility for it.  Another note, from another doujin, this feminine-looking TTK's gender isn't clear.)
>Uuuohhhhh-----!!
>so lonely...
>Not long after CM (note: comic market?), Nowaki lolified.

>[What the hell is going on?]
>[Great success]

>Hm? >Thanks for your work!!
>Disgusting!!
>It is I!
>Oh, it's you...do you need something?
>Well....
>Could you do me a favor, admiral?

>Could this child stay here for now?
>Haaah/huh?
>Half a day or so.
>Hold o....
>I'll be back by evening to pick her up!
>Thanks------!!!

>What was that....
>Um
>Ah?
>Good day!  (note: Kumano is using an extremely formal, courteous kind of greeting in chinese.  I don't know if it's significant.)
>Good....
>Good day.
>Uhh....should I call you Kumano?
>That will suffice.
>That's true, we have met recently, after all...

>That fucker...
>wasn't she supposed to change back in a week?!!!!
>What should I do about this....
>making me keep company with a little girl....I have no experience in this whatsoever.
>Admiral.
>Eh?
>Play with me for a while~
>so adorable!

>Pardon my intrus....
>You....do you want to eat?
 >Oh?  Hatsu....
>Kaze....
>[footsteps]
>What's going on?
>Hatsuzkaze!  You must have misunderstood something, please listen to me!

>Ah....
>...Maya, huh?
>It's not good to just suddenly attack people.
>Shut up, lolicon admiral!!
>Gingaman! (note: the Chinese translator at the side notes that htis may be a reference to Gingaman from Seijuu Sentai Gingaman, but my guess is that it's the Gingamen from Chikyu Sentai Fiveman)
>I heard from Hatsukaze that you were about to lay hands on a child?
>Hold on, listen to me!
>I won't listen to your excuses!
>Kumano~

>Come over here!
>Like I said, the Admiral was making moves on that child....
>Calm down a little.
>Ah, Maikaze, I was in your care last Fleet Exercise.
>The same to you!
>Did the commander really not make a move against that tiny Kumano....?
>Didn't you say something about eating?
>What the fuck did you even say?
>Did you want to feed Kumano?
>Well....I just wanted to ask if she wanted to play together.
>I was suggesting something like "Father and Daughter Play House"....
>How did that evolve to involve feeding her?!

>I said it without thinking!
>.....Eh?
>Hold on, that was all just a lie, alright?  Please don't stay at that distance!
>Uhh
>Play with me!
>[sparkle]x2
>To say something like that without thinking....that's just disgusting....
>Hatsukaze.
>Hm?  What is it, Nowaki?
 >Could you let this Kumano temporarily stay at our Naval District?
>What are you saying?
>Ah, even Nowaki's saying wierd shit now?
>Maya, thanks for the intervention.

>I'll leave the rest to you. I'm going back to my room.
 >Sorry about that....
>Eh, it's nice to vent some steam once in a while~
>Well then...Kumano
>Though you said you wanted to play a game, what game is it that you want to play?
>Now that you bring it up....
>How about "Mother and Daughter Play House?"
>Is this game really popular right now?
>I shall be the mother!
>You shut up!
 >Mother and Daughter play house, huh....
>Admiral?  You're still alive?
>Kumano said she wanted to play house with me as father and daugther....
>you all.....
>give me back my daughter!
>What the hell are you talking about?!

>Well if Kumano doesn't want to play house, want to dance with me?
>Dancing...huh?
>Does Kumano know how to dance?
>Even if she doesn't, it'll still be really cute!  That's what i think!
>If it's breakdancing, I'll be in your care!
>This girls knows how to dance.  She definitely really knows how to dance.
>Break....uhh....sounds good!
>You don't even understand what breakdancing means, do you?

>Eh
>What the fuck
>At the conclusion of the breakdancing, why is the room and the other two people in it that are broken?
>As expected of maikaze, the one who could match me in Fleet Exercises...

>What is it, Kumano...
>An explosion?
>Kumano, are you alr...ight...

>Ah...
>I'm back to normal....
>Iiyahhhh!  My clothes all got blown away!

>Kumanoooooooo!
>Let's continue our game, shall w....eh?
>What was that....that sound just now...
 >After that she put on clothes and left.

>[many thanks for being in the care of these two!  Tiny Kumano is really cute!  Gau gau!  This is Sexy!  Shabadaduu!]