Adventure Kids Titles

    The First Adventure Kids Comic Ever
    Surprise
    Toy Fun
    Toy Joy
    Space Ball
    The Funny Bathtub
    The Zoops
    Sarah's Music Video
    Mildred
    Hot Ice
    Think About It
    Andrew Gets A Little Sister And A Grandmother
    Lawn Party
    The Andrew Express
    Super Spray
    Moon Madness
    Picnic
    Toy Capers
    A Bedtime Story For Bailey
    Andrew's Ant Farm
    The Magic Show
    Andrew's Ant Farm Is In Trouble
    Hot Rod Mildred
    King For A Day
    A Robot To Do All Of Your Chores
    Command Performance
    Yard Work Made Easy
    Sarah And Andrew Are Running A Lemonade Stand
    The Ultimate Toy
    This Is, To The Best Of My Knowledge, The First Comic With Kate In It
    Bailey Does A Cartwheel
    Melon Felons
    High As A Kite
    Bailey's Folly
    Moon Trip Part 1
    Moon Trip Part 2
    Sticky Andrew
    Andrew, Kate, And Sarah Form A Band
    Rip Van Kate
    Children For Sale
    Kate's Problem
    Play It Safe
    Andrew A La Mode
    Kate's Brother Spike Really Wants To Put On A Circus
    Kate Isn't Allowed Into The Ice Cream Store
    Merry Christmas
    Educational TV
    This Is Supposed To Be Hilarious
    Toy Crazy
    La De Da Da
    Train Trouble
    Kangaroo Express
    Unwinder's House
    Who's Going To Ride On The Magic Carpet And Who Won't
    I Hate This Comic
    The Adventure Kids Track Unwinder As He Makes Plans To Push All The Toys Off The Shelf Of The Toy Store
    The Big Squirt
    Trying Very Hard To Sound Like A Teenager
    Unwinder Squirts Water (I Hope) All Over The Other Kids
    Shadow And Chug Sneak Up And Play Their Gong, Which Makes Unwinder Explode Into Chunks
    Unwinder's Sister Looks Like Unwinder In Drag
    Entertaining And Educational
    Why Did They Need Unwinder's Help, Again?
    Unwinder Drives All Around The Neighborhood In His Toy Car, Making No Attempts To Stay On Any Sort Of Road
    Haunted Hot Dog
    Unfortunately, That Has Nothing To Do With Our Comic
    Brian Rawturkey Makes The Kids Clean Out The Zoop Cages
    Unwinder's Phone Number Seems To Include An Asterisk
    Kate Really Wants To Be An Artist
    Doodly Doodly Doop
    Andrew Is Forced To Do His Chores In Public Spectacle
    So, What Was Their Plan, Exactly?
    Kate Is A Slob
    Unwinder Tries To Hire A Witch To Put A Curse On A Goose So That It Can Only Lay Golden Eggs
    Kate's Got A Secret, Evidenced By The Way She Chants "I've Got A Secret" Over And Over
    Their Stunt: Launching A Hen From A Kite
    The Zoops Get Out Of Hand, And Brian Rawturkey Decides To Use A Hose On Them
    It's Too Soon For Another One Of These
    Wild Girls
    The Big Eye
    Unwinder's Keyboard Has Separate Keys For Upper And Lower Case Letters
    Andrew Looks At Some Wiggly Dots Through A Microscope
    Kate's Clarinet Performance Is The Most Annoying Sound In The World
    She's Eventually Stopped By The Police
    Kate And Spike Are Sick Of Doing Their Chores And Decide To Run Away From Home
    The Magic Wand
    Shadow And Chug Show Up With Their Gong Again
    And So, Shadow And Chug Never Did Anything Bad Ever Again Ever
    Andrew's Mother Introduces Herself As "Andrew's Mother"
    Before Andrew's Dad Goes To Work, He Kisses Andrew's Mom All The Way Up The Arm, A La Gomez Addams
    Today, Kate Has Decided To Be The Smartest Person Alive, As Evidenced By The Graduation Cap She Wears
    And So, The Day Is Ruined Thanks To Sarah And Kate
    There's Something Really Wrong With Bailey's Eyes In This One
    Mildred Can Make Cooking Utensils Appear Out Of Thin Air
    Spike Can't Play With Andrew Because Of All The Yard Work He Has To Do
    Unwinder Sucks Up Some Ice Cream And Spits It Out At Shadow And Chug, Which Vaguely Leads To Their Arrest
    This Comic Ends With Andrew Falling Over For No Reason
    Foxy Box
    Little Girl Lost
    Mildred Is Fascinated With The Idea Of Hair And Warm Blood And Live Birth And Stuff Like That
    Now, Really, Why Didn't Shadow And Chug Think Of This Sooner?
    Spike Tries To Read Everyone A Lovely Fairy Tale About A Nasty Fierce Dragon
    Sounds Like A Case For The Adventure Kids Detective Agency
    Brian Rawturkey And Unwinder Roll Around Ridiculously, Laughing At Each Others' Names
    Shadow And Chug Vow To Pursue Unwinder To The End Of The World
    Since It's A Board Game, The Rules Are A Little Weird
    Andrew's Dad Has His Pals Over And He Wants To Watch The World Series, But Bailey's Hogging The TV
    The Carnival's Problem Seems To Lie In How They Let Shadow And Chug On The Ferris Wheel And Let Them Stay At The Top Long Enough To Snatch A Toy With Their Fishing Pole
    Kate Hints At Riding Andrew, And Andrew Becomes Extremely Indignant
    Whenever He Sees A Car On TV That He Particularly Likes, Unwinder Tries To Dive Into Andrew's TV So He Can Drive It
    The Adventure Kids Have No Goals Beyond Shrinking People Who Get In Their Way On The Street And Shrinking Zoo Animals That Scare Them
    Unwinder Has Exploded Again, And It's Just A Real Pain
    Faced With The Problem Of How To Get The Piano Out A Front Door, The Adventure Kids Decide The Owner Won't Mind If They Just Rip A Hole In The Wall To Get It Out
    Because This Comic Is In Desparate, Desparate Need Of Conflict, Shadow And Chug Run Up And Steal Unwinder's Car
    The Magic Flute
    Unwinder Knows That Kate And Andrew Have His Magic Flute Because He Sees A Brick Wall Built
    By A Stroke Of Luck, Kate Happens Upon The Pitch That Shatters Every Glass Object In The City, And She, Andrew, And Other Friends Run Away Before She Can Be Prosecuted
    For Stealing A Magic Flute, Causing Millions Of Dollars Of Property Damage, And Continually Screwing With Just About Everyone In The Neighborhood, Kate Is Grounded For The Entire Weekend
    How Some Pot Stickers Filled With Corn Syrup Wasted A Perfectly Good Day
    Sarah And Spike Wear Ridiculous, Ridiculous Costumes While They Look For The Creepy Orchard People
    The Trees They Cut Down Have A Sort Of Black Center
    The Golf Ball Grows Ten Feet Across And Starts Rolling After The Kids
    Unwinder's Car Is Operated By A "Start" Button
    It Looks Like The Giant Armadillo's Tail Got Caught In The Door To Unwinder's Car
    The Fact That Unwinder Gave His Engine Too Much Choke Is Mentioned Three Times In Succession
    Unwinder Doesn't Notice The Fuel Situation Until They Have Three Seconds Of Fuel Left
    Being Evil Brilliant Masterminds, Shadow And Chug Devise A Plan To Run Outside And Grab Unwinder In Broad Daylight With Two Of His Friends There
    Unwinder Explains How His Father Taught Him To Shoot Ice And Drifts Into Sad Memories Of His Much-Loved Father
    The Toy Store Has Sent Kate A Complete Model Train Set For No Particular Reason
    A Package Parachutes Into Kate's Back Yard
    Following Any Random Lead That Comes Along, Spike Decides To Begin His Search By Reading A Book About The Golden Fleece
    To Give Her Watermelon Raising Venture A Kick-Start, Kate Trades A Watermelon To A Wandering Wizard For Some Magic Potion
    Kate Receives A Magic Wand Which Will Perform One Feat Of Prestidigitation
    The Wand Turns Into A Catapult And Starts Pitching Melons Around
    Kate's Thick-Headedness Cannot Be Understated
    Since The Train Brings Its Tracks With It Wherever It Goes, It Can Crash Through Houses And Down Streets, Bringing Chaos And Destruction Everywhere
    How Many Comics About Sentient Trains Does The World Really Need?
    Foliage Covers Andrew's Entire House, Trapping The Family Inside
    Andrew Promises To Come Up With A Plan And Never Does
    Andrew And Bailey Move Back And Forth Quickly In Terror
    Bailey Finds A Gumball Machine
    Andrew Vows Never To Use A Microscope Again
    One Of Sarah And Andrew's Classmates Has Been Truant For Several Days In A Row
    Brian Rawturkey Calls The Adventure Kids For Help When A Soldier From The Revolutionary Army Arrives At His Hamburger Stand Asking For Free Food
    Spike Always Thinks He's A Detective In These Comics For Some Reason
    The Mayor Calls Spike On The Phone
    Andrew's Unsure About Investigating The Candy House, But Eventually Gives Into His Peers
    Spike Tells Everyone To Bring A Fire Extinguisher, Then Gives One Extinguisher To Andrew
    Andrew Is Convinced That A Witch Plans To Put On A Spook Show To Scare Him To Death
    After Eating The Chocolate Chips Off The Door, Kate Goes Inside And Rides A Conveyor Belt That Promises To Go To The "Tasting Room"
    Unfortunately, The Tasting Room Is Home To A Giant Mouth, Which Nearly Devours Her
    Andrew Falls Hundreds Of Feet Into A Deep, Deep Hole
    Kate Is The World's Biggest Teen Idol
    Sarah Vs. The Third Reich
    Andrew Lands In The Middle Of Magic Land, Which, According To A Living Jack In The Box, Is A Place Where Anything Can Happen
    An Announcement From The King Is Read By A Person With The Head Of A Pig
    Kate And Andrew Meet Paul Revere, Who Instantly Trusts Them And Makes Andrew An Honorary Son Of Liberty
    George Washington Gives Andrew A Canoe To Sneak Up On His Enemies In
    George Washington Is A Murderous Idiot
    George Washington Knows Abraham Lincoln's Name
    Kate Is Given A Medal Of Valor For No Reason At All
    Andrew Gives Thomas Jefferson A Suggestion For The Declaration Of Independence
    Kate Shoves Food In Her Mouth, Swallows, And Talks Simultaneously
    You Can Tell It's Scrooge Because He Says The Word "Humbug" In Every Single Sentence
    Kate, Andrew, And George Washington Sing "Merry Christmas To You" (To The Tune Of "Happy Birthday"), All At Different Speeds
    Kate Is A Horrible, Horrible Singer
    Kate And Friends Sing "Home On The Range"
    George Washington Stops In The Middle The Song To Tell His Friends That Marshal Dill Pickle Has Arrived
    Marshal Dill Pickle Puts On A Strange Little Show Where He Plays Various Pianos
    George Washington Laughs Hysterically, And There's No Circus
    Kate Joins George Washington In Some Modern Dance, Which Involves George Washington Turning Into A Weird Robot And Spraying Kate With Water
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Events Happen With No Real Connection Between Them
    Before Ducking Down Into A Kangaroo's Pouch, George Washington Grunts In A Really Weird, Hilarious Way For No Reason At All
    The Game Show Host Asks What Animal Has Antlers And Pulls Santa's Sled
    Andrew Throws A Computer Part At Black Bart
    The Computer Part Flies Very, Very Slowly
    Andrew Is Put Into Several Death-Inducing Situations, Amusing Kate To No End
    Black Bart's Gun Fires A Dart With A Suction Cup Tip
    The Game Show Host Makes An Incredibly Strange Noise When He's Eddie Murphy
    The Swinging Doors Of The Saloon Slice Andrew In Half, Much To The Amusement Of The Mounted Moose Head
    They're Awarded Their Prize By A Giant Pig
    Absolutely Nothing Interesting Happens As Firefighters Spend All Six Panels Of The Comic Bringing Kate Up Out Of The Hole
    Kate Vows Never To Eat Candy Again
    Sarah Drives A Tank And Blows Up Trucks
    Gon And Zoop Can't Write Their Way Out Of This Mess, So It Turns Out That It Was Just Andrew's Mom's Nightmare
    After A Minor Waste Of Time Involving A Shower, The Pot Stickers Go To School And Use The Principal's Voice On The Intercom To Tell Everyone It's Fun Day
    Sarah Tries To Ignore Andrew As He Insists There's A Dinosaur Nearby
    This Comic Features Andrew Being Stalked And Horribly Devoured By A Tyrannosaurus
    The Female Cop Is Trying To Take A Bath When Suddenly Her Bathtub Starts Moving And Busts Right Through The Wall Of Her House, Carrying Her Frightened, Naked Body Out Into The Middle Of The Street
    The Bathtub Molds Itself Into A Paperboy As Part Of A Plot To Steal Shadow And Chug's Ball
    Shadow Is Surprised To Discover That A Dog Has Nominated Him For Presidential Candidacy
    The Youthening Machine Puts A Bow In Mildred's Hair
    In The Ice Cream Room, Mildred Does That Foot-Long Tongue Thing Again
    Both The Creepy Orchard People Refer To Mildred As "Mother"
    Shadow And Chug Are Playing Catch With A Wooden Block, Which Suddenly Turns Into A Guy With A Camera, Who Takes Their Picture, Eats His Camera, And Turns Into A Variety Of Monsters
    Spike's Dressed Up In A Cross Between Cowboy And Knight-Errant Costumes
    Pikachu Tells Spike That Sarah Dropped Her Handkerchief And Unwinder Picked It Up For Her
    It's Absolutely Incredible How Stupid The Adventure Kids Are
    The Front Of The Toy Store Is Very Obviously Cut Out Of Cardboard
    The Toy Store Is Selling A Big Pile Of "Tricky Balls"
    The Toy Store Seems To Be An Infinite White Space Where Nothing Exists Except Spike, Pikachu, And A Pile Of Tricky Balls
    Spike Finally Gets To Try The Formula, But All It Succeeds In Doing Is Making Him Horny (In The Sense That He Grows Horns)
    This Comic Would Have Us Believe That Bees Are About Two Feet Long
    Normally They're A Friendly People, But Queen's In A Bad Mood Today, So They're Gonna Hafta Get Kinda Burned To Death
    As Spike Burns Like A Candle For About A Half Hour, The Bee Runs Off And Returns With An Electromagnet To Strip His Armor Off, So Now Spike Is Nude As Well As Roasted Alive
    Unwinder Receives A Mysterious Box In The Mail
    Unwinder's Stove Is Roughly One Story High
    While Trying To Open The Box, Unwinder Is Attacked By Cousin It In A Powdered Wig And, Ultimately, Sucked Into The Box By A One-Eyed Tentacle
    Unwinder Finds Himself To Be The Victim Of A Horrible Abductification By Aliens, Who Need His Strong Genes To Rebuild Their Race
    They Don't Kidnap Anyone In Particular
    Unwinder And Megan Kelly From Fox News Are Chained To Each Other By The Neck
    Mars Has A Diameter Of Approximately 15 Feet
    Andrew Invites His Deepest, Closest, Best Friend In The Whole World, Kate, To Come Over And Get In His Malfunctioning Matter Transporter
    Kate Has The Observational Powers Of A Blender
    Andrew Has A Dial On His Machine Which Lets You Decide If E Should Be MC, MC^2, MC^3, Or MC^4
    Bailey Doesn't Have Any Lines In This One
    The Transporter Shoots Out All Of Kate And Andrew's Body Parts, Plus An Extra Andrew Head
    The Transporter Morphs Into Groucho Marx For About A Second
    An Alien Appears With Pikachu's Tail Attached To His Head, Corrects Bailey's Problem, And Just Sort Of Generally Fixes Everything
    Unwinder's Dad Drives Around In A Toy Car In Some Vague Attempt To Save His Son
    Yogi Bear Has A Surprise For Unwinder, Megan Kelly, The Band Aqua, And Some Guy With Hipster Glasses (Neil Cicierega?)
    Yogi Bear's Head Spins Around 360 Degrees
    God, I Thought I Did All Of These Already
    When Unwinder Sees The Amazing Balloons, He Yawns And Falls Over
    Yogi Bear Goes To Sarah's School And Spits Acid At Her During Class
    Yogi Bear Turns Pink For No Reason
    Unwinder Makes One Last, Desperate Call To Mildred
    Andrew's Mom Steps On A Bearskin Rug Which Turns Out To Be Yogi, Who Wraps Himself Around Her And Drags Her Screaming Off To Nowhere, Swearing That She'll Never Get Away
    A Black Helicopter Snatches Yogi Up And Takes Him To A Windowless Building, Where The Creepy Orchard People Brainwash Him By Making Him Look At Flashing Lights
    Mildred Bi-Locates From Her Bathtub To The Cage Where Unwinder And Megan Kelly Are
    Mildred's Comic, "Funny Bunny", Is Seriously Messed Up
    Mildred Doesn't Sound Right
    It Turns Out Mildred's Just Flirting With Him
    Things Take An Uncomfortable Turn When She Practically Sits In His Lap
    The Place Where Mildred Lives Is Mentioned By Name
    I Think They Brought In A Different Actress For This One
    Bailey Writes A Letter To The Alien
    The Creepy Orchard People Kidnap Bailey And Take Her To Their Evil Lair And Put Her Into A Machine
    There's Some Sorts Of Animals Drawn On The Wall Of The Operating Room
    This Was Probably The Comic That Made The Biggest Impression On Me When I Was A Kid