RiffTrax Quotelist

Quote List for twitch.tv/rifftrax

!quote 1: "Ugggghhhhhh" - Norman
!quote 2: "Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace." - Miami Connection
!quote 3: "Alien Outlaw" - Alien Outlaw
!quote 4: 4 Solpnls - Rod
!quote 5: May the Force of the Galaxies be with me! - Supersonic Man
!quote 6: yep yep
!quote 7: "You see you see, your stupid minds!, STUPID STUPID!" - Plan 9 from Outer Space
!quote 8: "Cerebro" - Magneto
!quote 9: "The power! The power! The power! The power! The power!" - Frankenstein Island
!quote 10: "Wait, what?!" - RiffTrax watching Cyber Tracker
!quote 11: "Furries?" - Chat watching Icebreaker
!quote 12: "Your cake is lit." - Icebreaker
!quote 13: "Seize the bone." - Jack the Giant Killer
!quote 14: "A FRIEND!?!!??" - Miami Connection
!quote 15: "What about the waaaaaaaaaaaattchhhh?" - Prisoners of the Lost Universe
!quote 16: "And so the rocket is launched, much to the dismay of Starman." - Kevin watching Attack from Space
!quote 17: "It's just a nightmare!" - The Last Slumber Party
!quote 18: [sigh] ...Maybe - David and Hazel: A Story in Communication
!quote 19: "Who will be the next?" - The Bermuda Triangle
!quote 20: "Manos" - The Hands of Fate
!quote 21: "b kool stay n skool" - Cool as Ice
!quote 22: "Is it good?" - The Magic Sword
!quote 23: "was trying to turn on the time stamps. cleared the chat..." - Movie_Sign
!quote 24: "It's like a chainsaw set to frappe." - R.O.T.O.R.
!quote 25: none
!quote 26: "Yay! Yay!" - Fun in Balloonland
!quote 27: Hurrrrrr Hurrrrrrr Hurrrrrr - Ice Cream Bunny
!quote 28: "My box has VD." - Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
!quote 29: "WE SEE HIM!" - ROTOR
!quote 30: "Portcullis!" - Jack the Giant Killer
!quote 31: "Be Right There!" - Jack the Giant Killer
!quote 32: "Friends through eternity!" - Miami Connection
!quote 33: "It's a barbaric ritual!" - ROTOR
!quote 34: "Homeboy THIS!" - Cool as Ice
!quote 35: "The Master would not approve." - Manos: The Hands of Fate
!quote 36: "Llllllladies." - Kevin
!quote 37: none
!quote 38: "We've established that we will, uh, try to make it. Won't we?" - Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
!quote 39: "Justice served. C.O.D." - R.O.T.O.R.
!quote 40: "You live... with a SODA!" - No Retreat, No Surrender
!quote 41: "Jim...Beam me up." - Oblivion
!quote 42: "A Woof?" - Fever Lake
!quote 43: "Yes, Blair Witch. Whatever you say... Whatever you say..." - Mike watching Fun in Balloonland
!quote 44: "You didn't learn any of your lines, did you?" - Bill watching The Guy from Harlem
!quote 45: "Remember, Santa is telling this story to the kids on the beach." - Mike watching Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
!quote 46: "Suddenly, without warning, a beer commercial broke out." - Kevin watching Buffalo Rider
!quote 47: "Kill it. KILL IT!" - The Last Shark
!quote 48: "Guys, is this movie even legal?" - Kevin watching Fun in Balloonland
!quote 49: "All I know are computers!" - Ghosthouse
!quote 50: "You look like you got both eyes coming out of the same hole!" - R.O.T.O.R.
!quote 51: "And that, kids, is how I met your mother." - Mike watching Ghosthouse
!quote 52: "The Evil is coming..." - Fever Lake
!quote 53: "I need you tonight..." - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
!quote 54: "You're a lying liar who lies, you lie!" - Bill watching Supersonic Man
!quote 55: "Ladies and gentlemen, the most pointless movie scene of all time." - Mike watching To Catch a Yeti
!quote 56: "I made you something..." - Bill watching At Your Fingertips: Cylinders
!quote 57: "Gah! You shot me in the dick!" - Kevin watching Night of the Lepus
!quote 58: "There... job well done, i think. Time to celebrate with a tall glass of my own saliva." - Bill watching Manos: The Hands of Fate
!quote 59: "Well, the acoustic guitar is incredibly annoying, but it's not like it's gonna be playing over the entire movie..." - Mike watching Rollergator
!quote 60: "Wanna smash all this crap with a hammer?" - Mike watching At Your Fingertips: Play Clay
!quote 61: none
!quote 62: "We're here on vacation. My camper's parked out in the yard. I'm here with my brother, and his girlfriend. Our sister Tina's with us, too. My name is Jim Dalen." - Ghosthouse
!quote 63: "I think this movie needs the cops called on it." - Bill watching Prisoners of the Lost Universe
!quote 64: "This just became Quentin Tarantino's favorite film." - Kevin watching Frankenstein Island
!quote 65: "Sounds too fake. Try again." - Bill watching Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
!quote 66: "I don't know... I don't know..." - The Bermuda Triangle
!quote 67: "Glitch in the Matrix?... Nah, booze in the editor." - Rifftrax watching The Last Slumber Party
!quote 68: "What's in the bag? A shark or something?" - Mike watching Supersonic Man
!quote 69: "How much for a handy?!" - Mike watching Beast of the Yellow Night
!quote 70: "Ladies and gentlemen, Katy Perry without autotune!" - Mike watching Fun in Balloonland
!quote 71: "Hey, world, here's my man nipples. Yep, take 'em in." - Mike watching The Last Slumber Party
!quote 72: "It's working, It's woorking!!!" - Anakin Skywalker
!quote 73: "The Good, the Bad and the... Oh God, i didn't expect it worked that well!.. Ugly."- Bill watching The Myths of Shoplifting
!quote 74: "Quickly! To my Shower!" - Kevin watching Cyber Tracker
!quote 75: "Wow, from one exotic location to the next. This is like a Bond film." - Kevin watching Julie and Jack
!quote 76: "RUN, RUN, RUN!" - Planet of Dinosaurs
!quote 77: "Wow, he's running with an extremely full diaper. Believe me, I should know..." - Bill watching Ghosthouse
!quote 78: "I hope you like really tough burnt meat and shitty scotch." - Bill watching The Guy from Harlem
!quote 79: "We... have... to pad... the mooovie..." - Bill watching Fever Lake
!quote 80: "What kind of idiot would devote any part of his life toward manipulating a puppet?" - Bill watching Attack of the Puppet People
!quote 81: "And... FIGHT!" - Mike watching The Matrix Revolutions
!quote 82: "I think you've ridden the loop-de-loop one too many times! Buddy!" - Rollergator
!quote 83: "What's wrong with this picture?" - Julie and Jack
!quote 84: "Oh, what NOW?!?!" - Kevin watching Fever Lake
!quote 85: "Ain't 4 o'clock past yet?" - The Guy from Harlem
!quote 86: "Right, but mostly it just does THIS insane garbage." - Kevin watching R.O.T.O.R.
!quote 87: Rollergator: Because we didn't think we could get you to watch Fun In Balloonland either.
!quote 88: "Like being jumped by an anemic hobbit. He has all the fighting skills of a sock monkey." - Rifftrax watching Tourist Trap
!quote 89: "Let's pig out!" - The Last Slumber Party
!quote 90: none
!quote 91: test
!quote 92: Look at the weirdies!
!quote 93: "That's an understatement." - Rock n Roll Nightmare
!quote 94: Clean up on Aisle 4
!quote 95: "Why is this scene in a movie?!" - Bill during Deadly Prey
!quote 96: 3 Skulls make a lair, (mike what does 2 skulls mean) an honest mistake -Bill Planet of Dinosaurs
!quote 97: And so it came to pass that the solid gold AMG Mercedes did cruiseith down from the heavens. And thus did the archangel B.I.G. beckon us all into his heavenly crib.
!quote 98: "No good story ever starts with '... so there I was pouring gasoline all over the dead girls body... " -Bill watching Ghosthouse
!quote 99: "Die! Die in a fire! Live again, and then die!" - Mike watching The Revenge of Dr. X
!quote 100: "Alright. That does it. I officially have no idea what we're looking at, why we're here, or even who I am anymore." - Mike watching Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
!quote 101: "Do not question or analyze it further!" - Mike watching Death Promise
!quote 102: "This guy has a history of sticking things anywhere." --Bill, watching The Apple
!quote 103: "Why do chicks always get weird after I show them my tiny bottle man?" - Kevin watching Jack the Giant Slayer
!quote 104: "Wait a minute? That's money, honey!" - Harry in The Guy From Harlem
!quote 105: "Hurray! I'm free to sculpt reality with flame once more." - Bill watching R.O.T.O.R.
!quote 106: "This ain't gonna be no lady's picnic." - Arachnia
!quote 107: "I love it when a plan sort of slowly congeals together." - Kevin watching McBain
!quote 108: "Hey, look what I found, an idiot that doesn't know what 'blast radius' means!" - Bill watching The Last Shark
!quote 109: "Everybody bail, you're on your own." - Stone Cold
!quote 110: "Are you just mouth farting?" - Kevin watching The Apple
!quote 111: "FOOD FIIIGHT! Using our own poop instead of fooood!" - Bill watching Sword & Sorcerer
!quote 112: "Let's dishwater the gutter cheese, with centaur blankets." - Bill watching Ghosthouse
!quote 113: "BLAAHB!" - Night of the Lepus
!quote 114: "I need you tonight." - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
!quote 115: "I'm going to get some chili." - Ghosthouse
!quote 116: "Such as seals." - Birdemic
!quote 117: "Oh good. Something else for the Gallery of Things That Should Not Be." - Bill watching The Wonderful Land of Oz
!quote 118: "A man murdered his wife... and then turned the ax on himself." - Fever Lake
!quote 119: "*scoff* Idiot." - Bill watching The Last Shark
!quote 120: "It's like he's puking what we're all thinking!" - Mike watching Cool as Ice
!quote 121: "You're on my wavelength, and you're right." - R.O.T.O.R.
!quote 122: "I feel like somebody stuck a big club up my ass. And it hurts. Gotta figure out how to get it out of there." - Samurai Cop
!quote 123: "*sigh* I don't have to *bleep* the puppet, do I?" - PJ in Rollergator
!quote 124: "Globe. Meter. Watch." - Bill watching Attack From Space
!quote 125: "Um go do levytown." - Plan 9 From Outer Space
!quote 126: "Silk. Do you know an atomic trigger from a Bulgarian dildo?" - Honor & Glory
!quote 127: “They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me too! Oh my god!” - Troll 2
!quote 128: "You cannot live in isolation from the human race." - Carnival of Souls
!quote 129: "Filmed in front of an indifferent studio audience." - Welcome Back Norman
!quote 130: "Welp. Might as well get to it. Minor characters like me ain't gonna kill themselves." - Alien Outlaw
!quote 131: "Taaape." - Honor & Glory
!quote 132: "Well, Kevin, it's one thing to own a goldfish, but quite another to drive to Utah." - Mike watching Beast of the Yellow Night
!quote 133: "Guys, I'm starting to wonder: Were we too harsh on the Ice Cream Bunny?" - Kevin watching A Talking Cat!?!
!quote 134: "Women, right? Always like, 'This seems fatally stupid!' Blah, blah, blah." - Bill watching I Believe in Santa Claus
!quote 135: "Time... space... meaning... all dissolve like a tissue under the faucet here at Balloon Land." - Bill
!quote 136: "Okay." - Honor and Glory
!quote 137: "Now they're just saying random lines whenever they feel like it." ` Bill watching McBain
!quote 138: "Okay, so this is a movie that came out in 1991 that references low temperatures in the title, about a dumbass white guy with a terrible haircut that rides a motorcyle - whose career ended immediately after - and it's not 'Stone Cold' starring Brian Bosworth?" - Kevin, watching "Cool as Ice"
!quote 139: "This whole block is owned by the Iguana Realty Company. It's what you call a dummy corporation. Nobody knows the real owners." - Death Promise
!quote 140: "Just ease down, cowboy." - Cyber Tracker
!quote 141: "Wolves are no different from other animals: if you believe they're nice they'll be nice, and if you believe they're mean they'll be mean. That's all there is to it." - I Believe in Santa Claus
!quote 142: "Alright! Now for some real action! F%#@ YEAH!" - Kevin watching Future Force
!quote 143: "Cats eat rats. Then, rats eat raw meat. That is, they eat the carcasses of the cats. So, the rats eat the cats. The cats eat the rats. And I get the skins." - Maniac
!quote 144: "And so our hero bravely stood there, his valiant jaw slack." - Bill watching The Magic Sword
!quote 145: "You can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!" - Troll 2
!quote 146: "If you wish for something very hard, your wish will always come true." - I Believe in Santa Claus
!quote 147: "I am Chairman of the Board. For life. Only death can retire Jason Slade." - Honor & Glory
!quote 148: "I am like a god. I piss on you, from a great height." - Honor & Glory
!quote 149: "It is pleasant to be happy because it increases our amount of gladness." - Kevin watching Dining Together
!quote 150: "It's in your own interest." - The Apple
!quote 151: "When I stack 'em, they stay stacked." - R.O.T.O.R.
!quote 152: "Bentals Unlimited... I wonder if they bent roats, I'd love to take my fids kishing." - Bill watching Honor & Glory
!quote 153: "He grows organic apples which I buy from him." - Abraxas
!quote 154: "Gimme a good beer belly beer. Gotta maintain." - Mike watching Future Force
!quote 155: "Now I really hate sharks, too." - Sharknado
!quote 156: "For the same reason a dog licks itself, boy: because it can. Because he's got a hold of me in the same place." - R.O.T.O.R.
!quote 157: "They were big as hog's dicks on Sunday." - Firehead
!quote 158: "Go to hell citizens and officials of Rutland and West Rutland, Vermont!" - Kevin watching Radical Jack
!quote 159: "What the hell is wrong with you people?!" - Buttfish in Stone Cold
!quote 160: "I'm the biggest party animal dead guy, suck it Bernie!" - Kevin watching 'Ruby'
!quote 161: "Statement not based on fact or reason." - Kevin watching Reefer Madness
!quote 162: "Well whoopty-shit." - Bill watching The Magic Sword
!quote 163: "And now the pickled babies sing soft rock hits straight from the mouth of hell." - Swamp of the Ravens
!quote 164: "This planet's got a great deal of.. potential." - Abraxas
!quote 165: "Norman's in a hell-realm of despair." - Bill watching Welcome Back Norman
!quote 166: "Read the caption, dumb fish." - Mike watching Killer Shrimp N' Friends
!quote 167: "Sir, how late were you up making trees for your little map?" - Kevin watching The Last Shark
!quote 168: "Bullwinkle smells dead people." - Guy and a Goose
!quote 169: "Your mother was the earth - the rain your blood - the lightning your power! Bwahahaha!" - Revenge of Dr. X
!quote 170: "You know, until you walk in the woods with a human foot in a cooler, you really don't understand the feelin'.. but, lemme tell ya.. it's gross." - Guy and a Goose
!quote 171: "There must be a logical reason for all this." - Troll 2
!quote 172: "I find words difficult because I can't punch them." - Bill watching Fist of Fury
!quote 173: "Bongo chuko." - Death Promise
!quote 174: "That was close." - Demon Bat
!quote 175: 'Hats, Crispian, Applebee's' Bill watching Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
!quote 176: 'an alert for a stolen Yeti? The guys at headquarters would kill themselves' To Catch a Yeti
!quote 177: "Yuck! I want happy meal!" - Birdemic
!quote 178: "When the griffin got you, all's they'd ever find, is your shoes." - Curse of Bigfoot
!quote 179: "Let's beat 'em up!" - Fist of Fury
!quote 180: "*bleep* you, pay me." - Bill watching Julie and Jack
!quote 181: "How about you and I balling it up in Albuquerque?" - Plan 9 from Outer Space
!quote 182: "The earth trembles like a virgin being drawn to the nuptial bed." - Ator
!quote 183: "Hi, I'm Batshit Crazy Stereotype Man." - Kevin watching Day of the Animals
!quote 184: "What you see behind me is the FBI cleaning up a triple cross so total it almost stole the world." - Honor & Glory
!quote 185: "We are reconciled now through the cleansing power of violence." - Bill watching Honor & Glory
!quote 186: "I did a very stupid thing." - Planet of Dinosaurs
!quote 187: "We just need to sand off that hideous face..." - Mike watching The Christmas Tree
!quote 188: "I'm a shuffling pantomime mole in a poorly lit tunnel." - Kevin watching Thumbelina
!quote 189: "I'm partial to flesh syrup myself." - Bill watching Clean and Neat
!quote 190: none
!quote 191: "I'm so glad it's now, and not the then." - Bridget watching Duties of a Secretary
!quote 192: "I'm not actually sure, but we should be headed south." - The Wonderful Land of Oz
!quote 193: "Don't even need to learn how to dance, just jump around like there's a monkey in yuh underpants!" -Cool as ice
!quote 194: "I really don't care" Grizzly
!quote 195: "We have a few other things for ya..." - Setting Up a Room
!quote 196: none
!quote 197: "Kill the pig, cut its throat, spill its blood!" - Bill watching Planet of Dinosaurs
!quote 198: "For Torin cast his seed upon the wind, and even in death is born unto him a son." - Ator
!quote 199: "You're kinda pretty for a girl" - Kingdom of the Spiders
!quote 200: "I've got more than a newspaper. And you get to guess what it is." - R.O.T.O.R.
!quote 201: "Looks like it's back to stripping for Chuck E. Cheese tokens for me." - Future Force
!quote 202: 'You suck, not Scott!' Bill watching Last Slumber Party.
!quote 203: "Silk. Do you know an atomic trigger from a Ballgarian dildo?" - Honor & Glory
!quote 204: 'Nearly got myself Argo'd.' Bill watching Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
!quote 205: "At the end of the day, the monsters can at least take off their ugly mask." - Mike watching Troll 2
!quote 206: "Man, that's a lot of nothing." - What Is Nothing?
!quote 207: "Slurmpee! One letter better than Slurpee!" Mike watching When a Stranger Calls Back
!quote 208: "Guys... I miss Jim." Kevin watching Last Slumber Party.
!quote 209: "This, is a window." Charles Durning in When a Stranger Calls Back
!quote 210: "What is wrong with this picture!" Julie and Jack
!quote 211: "How else do you expect me to warm up the ol' wammy?" - Dreamscape
!quote 212: "Let's get you a rope, a chair and a magazine. What?!" Mike & Bill watching Future Zone
!quote 213: "Mom-- I decided not to be in movies!" Angel's Revenge
!quote 214: "He shuffles like the 'before' person in a hemorrhoids commercial." Bill watching Future Force
!quote 215: "It worth it." - Alcohol
!quote 216: "He won't get hurt" - The Tiny Astronaut
!quote 217: "Good idea waiting 'til night. I always thought NASA were daft launching rockets in the day when space isn't there yet." - Flight to Mars
!quote 218: "Why don't you write a how to book" - Grizzly
!quote 219: "What the hell is going on here" - Peter Graves during Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
!quote 220: "We are all interested in the future for that is where you and I will spend the rest of our lives; future events such as these will affect you in the future." - Plan 9
!quote 221: "Let me start at the beginning of the story" - Curse of Bigfoot
!quote 222: "What have we got to lose?" - Silent Rage
!quote 223: "One scene limps to a close *just* as the next struggles weakly to start... Who can keep up?!" - Kevin watching L.S.P.
!quote 224: "I know almost every thing there is to know!" - Tooth Truth with Harv and Marv
!quote 225: "Once a ham, always a ham." - Maniac
!quote 226: "That's my opinion." - Future Zone
!quote 227: "That's clean, babe. Clean as a wolf's tooth." - Firehead
!quote 228: "Suddenly I'm blind... What a day." Icebreaker
!quote 229: "You're wrong." - Swamp of the Ravens
!quote 230: "I haven't seen you since you took a bullet trying to save my life." Deadly Prey
!quote 231: "Meanwhile, somewhere... a box." Frankenstein Island
!quote 232: "A triple-cross so total, it almost stole the EarthDay " Honor & Glory
!quote 233: "The race died out that day, as no humans were ever aroused again." Mike watching R & R Nightmare
!quote 234: "Evel are your wife and kids going to be in this story or are you going to pretend they don't exsist so you can make out with Lauren Hutton! Mr Kinevel!" - Bill watching Viva Kinevel
!quote 235: "Nothing was ever all right again." Bill watching Whizzo
!quote 236: "The thing I like about this scene, is knowing it eventually has to end." Mike watchiing Laser Mission
!quote 237: "Mimi? Who the hell's Mimi? Who's she?!" - Supersonic Man
!quote 238: "I think it was from outer space, but friendly" - Flying Saucer Mystery
!quote 239: "...and at our payscale, I'd say we're heroes" - R.O.T.O.R.
!quote 240: "Birds don't forget" - Guy and a Goose
!quote 241: "The closest Max ever got was wetting his pants during Space Jam." - Bill watching The Value of Teamwork
!quote 242: "I forgot how all physical things work! HELP!!" Last Slumber Party
!quote 243: "Our friendly bartender!" - Battlefield Earth
!quote 244: "He's got a face like a full diaper." - Mike watching Final Justice
!quote 245: 'I'm sorry, sir... Did you just say 'The Nave'?' Bill watching Deadly Prey
!quote 246: "It's living! It's living! Claudia! Replica!" - Replica
!quote 247: "And as the camera pans left, we hear a single gunshot, followed by a thud." Mike watching Whizzo
!quote 248: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the quiet dignity of an actor in the autumn of his career." Kevin watching Uninvited
!quote 249: "I like 'em stupid." - Cat-Women of the Moon
!quote 250: "That's how it's done 50's style! when 'No' always meant 'Maybe'!" - Bridget watching Cat-Women of the Moon
!quote 251: "Baseball cap? Yeah." - Cyborg Cop 2
!quote 252: "Ass Tilly, ass!" - Icebreaker
!quote 253: "Don't, son! That gun is loaded!" - Stone Cold
!quote 254: "Patricide-- That's a good word, too". "What?!" "...Nothing." Star Games
!quote 255: "Let's just crash that scene into a telephone pole and leave it for dead." Kevin watching Star Games
!quote 256: "He looks like a police sketch of himself." Mike watching Curse of Bigfoot
!quote 257: "Die, you corpse" - The Dark Power
!quote 258: "Hike 1 2 3 football player, how ya like to tackle this?" - Day of the Animals
!quote 259: "Gosh all fishhooks!" - Voodoo Man
!quote 260: "We'd like to remind you that, in theory, actual humans made this and showed it to people." - Mike watching Perc! Pop! Sprinkle!
!quote 261: "A rabid cellist wanders the woods, thirsting for blood." Bill watching The Dark Power
!quote 262: "I declare this scene over... Goodbye." Mike watching The Dark Power
!quote 263: "...The pot and kettle quietly tender their resignation." Mike watching The Dark Power
!quote 264: "And the scene just sort of... wanders away." - Kevin watching Future Zone
!quote 265: "We manufactured some penis monsters for one of our tours" - Jon_Mikl_Thor while watching Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare
!quote 266: "Yes... Just take a moment to savor *everything* about this." - Bill watching Fun in Balloonland
!quote 267: "I haven't seen you since the time you took a bullet trying to save my life." - Deadly Prey
!quote 268: "Screaming? Laughter? At this point, what's the difference?" - Mike watching Whizzo
!quote 269: "Welp, time to shoot heroin under my tongue and desecrate a corpse." - Bill watching Swamp of the Ravens
!quote 270: none
!quote 271: "...I'm going crazy." - Bill watching A Talking Cat!?!
!quote 272: "We did something!" - A Talking Cat!?!
!quote 273: "...We'd like to remind you that, yes-- This is a real movie. riffThink " - Bill watching A Talking Cat !?!
!quote 274: "Did everyone here suffer a recent head injury?" - Bill watching A Talking Cat!?!
!quote 275: "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford!?!" - Mike watching A Talking Cat!?!
!quote 276: "This movie is a buffet of impossible wonders!" - Bill watching A Talking Cat?!?
!quote 277: "Stop looking for logic in the dialogue." - Mike watching A Talking Cat!?!
!quote 278: "THIS MOVIE WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED THE HUMAN WHISPERER" - sneakysieke (Alison Sieke) during A Talking Cat!?!
!quote 279: "You've done something right in your life if you've never called a corpse, "Sweetheart". - Bill watching Grizzly
!quote 280: "And our movie, having run out of things to say or do... simply wanders off." - Kevin watching Frankenstein Island
!quote 281: "I can't state any scientific reason without evidence." - Birdemic
!quote 282: "So as you can see, gentlemen, this noise is extremely irritating." - Kevin watching Astro-Zombies
!quote 283: "And the movie dies like it lived-- Vague, slow... nobody doing anything." - Mike watching Curse of Bigfoot
!quote 284: "They've had it" - Day of the Animals
!quote 285: "What kind of tomfoolery is this?" - Supersonic Man
!quote 286: "It's official... I am rooting for Diabetes." - Mike watching Star Games
!quote 287: "They've had it" - Day of the Animals
!quote 288: "It's not over yet!" - Uninvited
!quote 289: "Enough nipple already!" - Mike during Sons of Hercules
!quote 290: "I don't understand" - John Carradine during Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident
!quote 291: "Nothing says 'I'm a recently divorced Dad who didn't fight too hard for custody'... like a waterbed." - Mike watching Deadly Prey
!quote 292: "He's not stupid. When my mom needs him, he'll turn into a lawyer." - Star Games
!quote 293: “I would give every last dollar in my checking account for the chance to watch *this* family play a game of Scrabble.” - Mike watching The Galaxy Invader riffInvader
!quote 294: "And the movie... dies." "I wish."- Bill and Kevin watching The Galaxy Invader riffInvader
!quote 295: "What if I died now, and that face was the last thing I saw?" - Mike watching Oblivion
!quote 296: "It's already a feast for the senses... Thanks, John." - Kevin watching R & R Nightmare
!quote 297: "The proper response is to toss it in a furnace and call an exorcist." - Kevin watching A Christmas Dream
!quote 298: "So... Kill Whizzo?" "Oh yeah." "I'd serve the time." - Kevin, Bill and Mike watching riffWhizzo
!quote 299: "...And the doomsday clock ticks to 11:59." - Kevin watching riffWhizzo
!quote 300: "And your childhood's just ended. Wheeeee!" Kevin watching riffWhizzo
!quote 301: "...He doesn't understand questions, does he?" - Bill watching Cool as Ice
!quote 302: "When will sweet death take me?" - Mike watching Welcome Back, Norman riffUghh
!quote 303: "The old guy died of emphysema literally that same minute and his dog was hit by a car." - Mike watching Alien Outlaw
!quote 304: "...Is this still a scene?" - Bill watching Future Force
!quote 305: "...I've never seen an OS commit suicide before." - Kevin watching Star Games
!quote 306: "Does anyone know that the camera's on?" - Mike watching Frankenstein Island
!quote 307: "And the walrus, filled with shame, simply... dies." - Kevin watching Fun in Balloonland riffTurkey
!quote 308: "It's just full on nursery rhyme word salad at this point." - Mike watching Fun in Balloonland riffTurkey
!quote 309: "Welp... Forgone conclusion ain't gonna forgone conclude itself." - Mike Watching Breaker! Breaker!
!quote 310: "The 70's: when the line between abduction and courtship was simply ignored." - Mike watching Kingdom of the Spiders
!quote 311: "Suck worms!" - Alien Outlaw
!quote 312: "Hey, where ya doin'?" - Samurai Cop
!quote 313: "Gentlemen, it is a privilege to see comedy done... perfectly." - Mike watching Rollergator riffGator
!quote 314: "I have trust in the things of the universe." - Flight to Mars
!quote 315: "When falling stars fall, where do they fall to?" - Arachnia
!quote 316: "probably that way" - The Kids in RiffTrax Christmas Circus with Whizzo the Clown
!quote 317: "Gotta hand it to them sharks, never saw this coming." - Sharknado
!quote 318: "Alright-- This film has veered all the way off into utter madness." - Mike watching The Revenge of Dr. X
!quote 319: "My stereotype don't take kindly to your stereotype." - Kevin watching Mutant
!quote 320: "So the correct link is https://pastebin.com/Ywb3et5j ?" - @Pawsed, when fixing this quote during Neutron the Atomic Superman vs. the Death Robots (aka Los autómatas de la muerte) (1962)
!quote 321: "Amazing... Someone actually took the time to think up that line and write it down." - Mike watching To Catch A riffYeti
!quote 322: "Make them pay!" - Godmonster of Indian Flats
!quote 323: "Run them down!" - Godmonster of Indian Flats
!quote 324: "the last guy i fired, i chased out of here with a samurai Sword" - Donald G Jackson, Director of Rollergator
!quote 325: "It's no shame to have your ass kicked by Sugar Ray." - Death Promise
!quote 326: "Well-- The movie has reverted to a non-verbal state." - Bill watching Godmonster of Indian Flats
!quote 327: "Yes-- It irritates me too that I can defy logic, time and physics." - Bill watching Wes Craven's Mind Ripper
!quote 328: "I guess it hurts when your acting career ends." - Mike watching Merlin the Return
!quote 329: "No dialogue needed-- Just let the acting and cinematography work their magic." "Mmhmm... And magic it is." - Mike & Bill watching Merlin the Return
!quote 330: "Nothing funny, or he dies laughing." - Missile X
!quote 331: "He's doing his signature dance: the very excited toddler." - Bridget watching Freddie Steps Out
!quote 332: "This movie won't die! Stab it!" - Bridget watching Freddie Steps Out
!quote 333: "I dunno." - Star Games
!quote 334: "It's a polymorphonuclear substance. It offers infinite flexibility. You could put your hand right into it, and still not even puncture it." - Cyber Tracker
!quote 335: "I'm clairvoyant, remember? I can see in the dark." - Godmonster of Indian Flats
!quote 336: "It's the face of madness itself." Bill watching A Talking Cat !?! riffDuffy
!quote 337: "Day... Night... Where's he looking? Where were they going? Where am I? What does it mean to be human?" - Mike watching Planet of Dinosaurs
!quote 338: "...This is gonna get worse before it gets better." - Mike watching I Believe in Santa Claus riffKappa
!quote 339: "Rush in blindly! A plan can only hinder us!" - Bill watching Dr. Who
!quote 340: "If you're good, somehow you'll be rewarded." - Santa Claus
!quote 341: "Adjusting the treble won't help the dull." - Mary Jo watching Beyond Christmas riffMaryJo
!quote 342: "What is it that there is nothing in the paper about?" - The Magic Christmas Tree
!quote 343: "What happens to the characters of this picture, shouldn't happen to a dog." - Freddie Steps Out
!quote 344: "...I've got all the ice cream flavors-- From sawdust to Robitussen to backwash! Hyuh Hyuh Hyuh!" Bill watching Santa and the riffHurrHurr
!quote 345: "Jesse is going to perform on my skull if I don't get this show on the road." - Alien Outlaw
!quote 346: "I think she gets this stuff more than she lets on i think" - A Talking Cat!?!
!quote 347: "So... You give up here often?" - Bill watching Godmonster of Indian Flats
!quote 348: "Never have I cared so little about so few, for so long." - Kevin watching Mind Ripper riffOhGod
!quote 349: "I will never stop throwing up." - Bill watching The Crater Lake Monster
!quote 350: riffROTOR "How you doin' bro?" - R.O.T.O.R.
!quote 351: "Oh good... Something sane and normal." - Mike watching Tourist Trap
!quote 352: "We shall walk together through the gates of eternity hand-in-hand." - The Woman in Green
!quote 353: "You ever feel like a movie makes TOO much sense?" - Mike watching riffROTOR
!quote 354: "I enjoyed your funeral... Janet." - Bill watching Space Mutiny riffRyder
!quote 355: "How in the hell can anybody be so utterly stupid as to build a rocket base on the coast of Florida?!" - The Revenge of Dr. X
!quote 356: "I'm not taking my top off until the check clears... How are you?" - Mike watching Replica
!quote 357: "Please... Bury me in a... better movie." - Bill watching Cyborg Cop II MrDestructoid
!quote 358: "Help! A furry is giving me a hickie!" - Cat-women of the Moon
!quote 359: "Joe Estevez... Like someone dumped an overinflated Martin Sheen sex-doll in a glycerine trough." - Kevin watching riffGator
!quote 360: "You should go easy on that hard stuff, it's a killer" - Axcellerator
!quote 361: "I've never had to unhostage myself from future technology! I don't know what the rules are." - Axcellerator
!quote 362: "Snakes are of interest to everyone, even if they're scared of them!" - The Revenge of Dr. X
!quote 363: "You can really feel the actor giving up at the end of that spell." - Kevin watching Merlin
!quote 364: "No! Never doubt that monsters exist..." - The Curse of Bigfoot
!quote 365: "We came though time, space and the boundaries of fiction to see THAT?!" - Santa and the riffHurrHurr
!quote 366: "That explains it all." - The Dark Power
!quote 367: "Ok at this pace his Jeep will contain 46 women by the end of the movie" - Bill Watching Omega Cop
!quote 368: "Boooo! Who is this guy? We want Mike, Kevin, and Bill!" - Matthew riffing Horror Express
!quote 369: "Mammary glands, you guys! These girls are mammals!" - Mike watching When a Stranger Calls Back
!quote 370: "You think I don't know what a flying saucer looks like?" - Starship Invasions
!quote 371: "The visual feast never ends." - riffKappa watching The Dark
!quote 372: "Did we miss the amazing part?" - riffBridget watching The Amazing Mr. X
!quote 373: "Refrigerated mercury-- Ensuring your poisoning will be cold and refreshing!" - Mike watching Trucker's Woman
!quote 374: "Well, aren't you glad you're you?" - Spiker
!quote 375: "Ah, they're going to play Good Cop - Actually, they've killed the good cop." - Mike watching Spiker
!quote 376: "At this point, the editing counts as a felony." - Mike watching Star Games
!quote 377: "I've got a feeling that the worst is yet to come." - Ghosthouse
!quote 378: "Is it possible for a movie to have *too* much self-respect?" - Kevin watching Oblivion
!quote 379: "Is that a cat?" - A Talking riffDuffy
!quote 380: "Marijuana is a thing that exists" - Mike watching The Phantom Creeps
!quote 381: "I'm-a foreign! Mamma mia, sacré bleu!" Bill, watching Pressure Point
!quote 382: "Buh-dubba doobie dunka dun!" - Kevin, watching Pressure Point
!quote 383: "Everyone in this movie looks like they had a bad guy in Final Fight based off them." Kevin, watching Stone Cold
!quote 384: "Come on, kill some animals, enjoy yourself!" - Alien Outlaw
!quote 385: "Secretaries were the internet in heels." - Bridget watching Duties of a Secretary
!quote 386: "I am small and of no account" - The Tree in Christmas Rhapsody
!quote 387: "Only death lives here." - Fairy King of Ar
!quote 388: "Cameraman couldn't take it-- Ducked out for a smoke." - Mike watching riffSamurai Cop
!quote 389: "I'm a sea pig." - The House on Sorority Row
!quote 390: "I am.. very.. happy.." - Kill and Kill Again
!quote 391: "Haha, who doesn't love an asshole!?" - Bill watching Ghosthouse
!quote 392: "I'd rather see Norman in an action movie than this guy." - Chat watching Pressure Point
!quote 393: "What about your own" - It Must Be the Neighbours
!quote 394: "It is also a certainty that not all alien encounters will be friendly!" - The Dark
!quote 395: "Please don't ruin this moment by surviving!" - Kevin, watching Planet of Dinosaurs
!quote 396: "Well I'm a teenage teen and I'm in my teens." - Coffeehouse Rendevous
!quote 397: "...and so the undefined curse was lifted from the creatures of indeterminate name and form through the action or inaction of one young boy, or girl.... possibly also their father. Look it was a paycheck, okay?" - Fairy King of Ar
!quote 398: "He's got a face like a full diaper." - Mike, watching Final Justice
!quote 399: "I been stuffing my shoes with newspaper for so long that my feet know more about whats happening than my head." - The Crater Lake Monster
!quote 400: "The moon wants to eat my brains!" - Crater Lake Monster
!quote 401: "Guys who don't wear masks... I just don't get it!" - Bill watching Miami Connection
!quote 402: "Be still, ugly one." - Hawk the Slayer
!quote 403: "Santa's Summer House! Where marriages go to die." - Bill watching Santa's Summer House
!quote 404: "I've tried nothing-- And it's not working!" - Mike watching Octaman Squid1 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
!quote 405: Ian: "You're not sure.. all RiffTrax sounds better with an American accent?" Matt: "Better not think about it." - watching Flash Gordon
!quote 406: "The movie won't bother to explain, because the movie does not know either." - Mike watching Killers from Space