crackship Vaggie X Moxxie

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #NaN
QOTT: What do you want from Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss?
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Vaggie!
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objectively the hottest character
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New crackship: VaggieXMoxxie
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That's quite the crackship
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They're both the grounded, practical sticks in the mud of their respective casts, they're both in relationships with flighty goofballs, and they both like coffee. They're perfect for each other.
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Except one is a strict homosexual and the other is either heterosexual or bisexual and in a committed marriage

Which is why we call them crackships.
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>Vaggie and Moxxie meet on a Forum for Coffee-Enthusiasts.
>Most of their talks is about subject matters and their attempts to introduce their ‘friends’ to proper coffee.
>Discussions naturally moves on to rants and complains about some of the people in their lives, while also takling highly about their significant others.
>They both realize that they’re the grounded counterparts of their respective Groups.
>Talks soon move onto a Chaos server (Hell-Discord).
>They become eachothers support when the need to went rises.
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>Vaggie discovers her new friend is a musician and musical theater enthusiast and gets some pointers from him to impress Charlie
>Moxxie finds out about Vaggie's collection of exterminator weaponry and gets her to teach him fancy new blade sharpening techniques for him to use on Millie's favorite knives
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>"wait don't you kill people for a living?"
>"people on the surface yes, but sometimes down here to"
>"you do realize that's just going to make my girlfriends job harder, right?"
>"pfft, as if that was ever going to work out, princess charlie is just a dumb kid-"
>*Vaggie dumps her hot coffee on Moxxie and leaves*

Moxxie is a little sht, people tend to forget that.
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this is already a really fking fascinating story
I love it
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>Moxxie feels a bit guilty - more over the fact that he committed a faux pas and lost the first friend he made in many years over it, rather than actually feeling bad about what he said
>Vaggie, on the other hand, feels betrayed
>she brings it up to Charlie at one point, and manages to wind herself up over it, outright asking Charlie if she could shut I.M.P. down
>Meanwhile, Charlie's more concerned over the fact that her love lost a friend over what she sees as a disagreement - she had gotten used to people finding the Hotel impossible at this point, and it just makes her feel all the more determined to prove them wrong

>some months pass
>though forgetting it for a while, Moxxie still has Vaggie in his contacts
>discussing the event with Millie (who was at first peeved at the Sinner for dumping coffee on her hubby, before Moxxie explained the situation on more detail), he decides to contact her again
>Vaggie's anger has evaporated since, and she's been busy stressing about managing the Hotel and making sure it doesn't burn down every other day, so she's rather listless in her response
>it comes off as her having not forgiven Moxxie since, though she keeps contact with him
>this eventually begins to frustrate the imp