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- lililnahid AKA Lil, lil bit retarded & lilnahid. Last active reg of Atlas Park.
- PLEASE READ TOP AND BOTTOM FOR INFO.
- EVERYTHING ELSE IN BETWEEN IS SHITPOSTS/QUOTES.
- ____________________________
- People I know in AP:
- Twelve: Old.
- DJ: Gone
- Rach: Mod.
- 9th: Complex.
- _______________________________
- "Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
- - Ambrose Bierce
- _______________________________
- Occupation: Still trying to find a job
- Qualities : I can't phucking spel
- Goal : Find the phattest beatsies
- Status: finding beatsies (and myself)
- ________________________________
- Loki___loptr: Lilil =/
- [10:29 PM] Loki___loptr: I WANT TO BE ON YOUR QUOTE WALL
- [10:31 PM] hiladys: lol
- [10:32 PM] Loki___loptr: I demand that you fix your colossal error of judgment
- [10:32 PM] hiladys: oooooooooo
- [10:32 PM] lililnahid: i'm sorry loki
- [10:33 PM] hiladys: OOooooooOO
- [10:33 PM] lililnahid: you must amuse me and yourself to be on the quote wall
- [10:33 PM] lililnahid: in fact i'm going to use this as a title to the quote wall
- _______________________________
- Here's what happens when you don't know what a script does.
- lililnahid: Nope, i'm done
- [10:19 PM] lililnahid: i'm out
- [10:19 PM] CrepeKing321: BYE
- [10:19 PM] lililnahid: g'night
- [10:19 PM] CrepeKing321: THANK GOD
- [10:19 PM] lililnahid: buhbye
- [10:19 PM] Kong Bot: Set status to away
- [10:20 PM] CrepeKing321: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE LILINAHID??!!
- [10:20 PM] To CrepeKing321: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [10:20 PM] CrepeKing321: LEAVE (reply)
- [10:21 PM] To CrepeKing321: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [10:21 PM] CrepeKing321: WTF IS THAT (reply)
- [10:21 PM] To CrepeKing321: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [10:21 PM] CrepeKing321: what is that (reply)
- [10:21 PM] To CrepeKing321: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [10:21 PM] CrepeKing321: hello? what is AFK (reply)
- ________________________________
- Another example
- To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [11:10 AM] schayla: hi (reply)
- [11:10 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [11:10 AM] schayla: what does that mean (reply)
- [11:11 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [11:11 AM] schayla: i dont know what that means (reply)
- [11:11 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [11:11 AM] schayla: a kid (reply)
- [11:12 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [11:12 AM] schayla: tell me what that means (reply)
- [11:13 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [11:13 AM] schayla: ho old are you im 14 (reply)
- [11:13 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [11:13 AM] schayla: im 14 right know (reply)
- [11:13 AM] ill0200: this sucks
- [11:19 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [11:19 AM] schayla: why were you saying that stuff (reply)
- [11:20 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [11:20 AM] schayla: tell me what that means (reply)
- [11:20 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [11:20 AM] schayla: are you a boy (reply)
- [11:22 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
- [11:22 AM] schayla: hi (reply)
- ________________________________
- Here's what a normal kong night looks like.
- ranushy: i have this friend that tries to model but dresses up so ugly :)
- [07:10 PM] lililnahid: i wouldn't stick my johnny in a pork pie
- [07:10 PM] jwigames: true story... i'd sworn off dating, and the girl who worked the pizza counter at school gradually won me over with food
- [07:10 PM] lililnahid: i would eat it
- [07:10 PM] jwigames: food works
- [07:10 PM] jwigames: just keep feeding the person
- [07:11 PM] ranushy: she was an israeli pig :)
- [07:11 PM] GelexaTheArcher: pizza works on just about anyone
- [07:12 PM] jwigames: Ranushy, no she was not
- [07:12 PM] ranushy: then she must have not known :)
- [07:12 PM] GelexaTheArcher: don't say nasty things about ppl's crushes ran
- [07:12 PM] ranushy: ok :)
- [07:12 PM] ranushy: ya israelis are so nasty :)
- [07:13 PM] jwigames: Ranushy... truce?
- [07:13 PM] loki__loptr___: I hate zionists
- [07:13 PM] loki__loptr___: Go to hell, jwi
- [07:13 PM] jwigames: no thanks. We can send you there with a few more MOABs though
- [07:13 PM] GelexaTheArcher: guys don't start a war
- [07:13 PM] loki__loptr___: So long as a zionist breaths we will never stop fighting!
- [07:14 PM] jwigames: Gelexa its an old argument. They never stop bashing jews and i always get pissed and start bashing back.
- [07:14 PM] jwigames: Truces never seem to last
- [07:14 PM] loki__loptr___: VIVA LA PALESTINE
- [07:14 PM] ranushy: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YES!!!!!!!!! :)
- [07:14 PM] loki__loptr___: REMAINS IN MY HEART FOREVER
- [07:14 PM] GelexaTheArcher: eh don't feed the trolls
- [07:14 PM] ranushy: BLESS YOU LOKI!! <3
- [07:18 PM] GelexaTheArcher: i'm out, y'all. peace and try not to kill anyone
- [07:19 PM] jackal8888: kys
- [07:20 PM] ranushy: lol :)
- [07:20 PM] cheating_liar: JEWS
- [07:20 PM] cheating_liar: JEWS
- [07:21 PM] cheating_liar: LONG LIVE THE JEWS
- [07:21 PM] cheating_liar: *hides*
- [07:21 PM] cheating_liar: bye
- [07:21 PM] ranushy: BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
- [07:23 PM] lililnahid: I have joined kongregate's most chaotic chatroom
- [07:23 PM] lililnahid: and became a reg for it
- [07:30 PM] LeeS518: yep u have
- ________________________________
- lililnahid: i think i'll try going out tonight
- [07:27 PM] twelvedoors: whoo
- [07:27 PM] lililnahid: who?
- [07:28 PM] twelvedoors: whoo-hoo
- [07:28 PM] lililnahid: woo*
- [07:28 PM] twelvedoors: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whoo
- [07:29 PM] twelvedoors: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/woo
- [07:29 PM] lililnahid: maybe take the same girl along like last time
- [07:29 PM] lililnahid: we'll see what happens
- [07:29 PM] twelvedoors: you little romeo you
- [07:29 PM] lililnahid: stop that, i'm gonna blush
- [07:29 PM] JeniseS: woo whoo?
- [07:30 PM] twelvedoors: chugga chugga chugga chugga
- ________________________
- celestialheart: https://funnyjunk.com/Wtp+comp+1/funny-pictures/6001659/
- [10:22 PM] celestialheart: i warn you
- [10:22 PM] celestialheart: if you get pissed
- [10:22 PM] celestialheart: it's not my fault
- [10:22 PM] twelvedoors: pissed off by bodily fluid jokes? please
- [10:23 PM] twelvedoors: pretty cute
- [10:23 PM] smokkin: im pissed its so long
- [10:23 PM] lililnahid: pretty chill
- [10:23 PM] lililnahid: i wonder if my partner would like it
- [10:23 PM] lililnahid: brb, gonna call her
- [10:24 PM] twelvedoors: ooo i didn't realize things were so serious
- [10:26 PM] celestialheart: did you like it?
- [10:26 PM] twelvedoors: i did
- [10:27 PM] celestialheart: https://funnyjunk.com/Wtp+comp+2/funny-pictures/6002501/
- [10:27 PM] celestialheart: i have more
- [10:28 PM] twelvedoors: cute
- [10:28 PM] celestialheart: you actually think it's cute?
- [10:29 PM] twelvedoors: yes
- [10:29 PM] celestialheart: well it has a cute art style
- [10:29 PM] twelvedoors: cute subject matter too
- [10:30 PM] lililnahid: she likes both
- [10:30 PM] celestialheart: likes what?
- [10:30 PM] lililnahid: those suggestive comics
- [10:30 PM] lililnahid: all of them
- [10:31 PM] lililnahid: but now its giving her other ideas
- [10:31 PM] lililnahid: and i'm scared
- [10:31 PM] celestialheart: the one that I linked?
- [10:31 PM] twelvedoors: like butt stuff?
- [10:32 PM] lililnahid: i think...
- [10:32 PM] twelvedoors: no need to just dive right in
- [10:32 PM] twelvedoors: you can dip a toe
- [10:33 PM] lililnahid: put my toe in her butt?
- [10:33 PM] lililnahid: uhm
- [10:33 PM] twelvedoors: lol well i was speaking metaphorically, but yes you could also do that
- ________________________
- derp4life: Hum.
- [07:11 PM] twelvedoors: blurf
- [07:12 PM] derp4life: Blergh
- [07:14 PM] lililnahid: ech
- [07:14 PM] lililnahid: blech
- [07:14 PM] twelvedoors: thlurp
- [07:15 PM] derp4life: Chek
- [07:16 PM] lililnahid: ucch
- [07:17 PM] derp4life: Memes
- [07:17 PM] lililnahid: yup
- ______________________________________
- jackal8888: who let the dogs out WOOOF WOOOF WOOOF WOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- [06:26 PM] lililnahid: the dogs let themselves out
- [06:26 PM] lililnahid: borf
- ______________________________________
- lililnahid: hello bio
- [07:30 PM] BiologyMajor: oi mate
- [07:30 PM] lililnahid: that's not how the british say hello
- [07:30 PM] lililnahid: but i'll accept it
- [07:31 PM] BiologyMajor: u w9 m9?
- [07:31 PM] lililnahid: okay too much now
- [07:31 PM] BiologyMajor: i know
- [07:33 PM] twelvedoors: ello gubna
- [07:34 PM] lililnahid: not helping twelve
- [07:34 PM] twelvedoors: 'at's a roight pip
- [07:34 PM] lililnahid: twelve i'm putting this on the quote wall if you don't stop
- [07:35 PM] twelvedoors: jam your hype mate
- [07:35 PM] lililnahid: okay its going on
- ______________________________________
- DJ_Church: He's retiring
- [07:35 PM] DJ_Church: From comedy that is
- [07:35 PM] taciturn057: oh that s why
- [07:35 PM] Viridis_Jubar: who is?
- [07:36 PM] DJ_Church: Filthy Frank
- [07:36 PM] Viridis_Jubar: He must think It's Time to Stop.
- [07:36 PM] DJ_Church: Yeah he does
- [07:36 PM] DJ_Church: His health is getting worse so he decided it was time to move on to focusing on his music full time
- [07:36 PM] DJ_Church: I support his decision, it's very reasonable.
- [07:37 PM] lililnahid: you don't like it do you?
- [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: Of course I don't, I love his work
- [07:39 PM] lililnahid: aww DJ
- [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: But I would rather he not... you know... die.
- [07:39 PM] lililnahid: you need a moment?
- [07:39 PM] lililnahid: We can do it together y'know
- [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: But
- [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: Now that he's dead
- [07:39 PM] lililnahid: We can grieve
- [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: It's time for me to rise up to power
- [07:39 PM] lililnahid: Oh god no
- [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: I will be the new Filthy Frank
- [07:39 PM] lililnahid: stay down there
- [07:39 PM] lililnahid: eat memes
- [07:40 PM] lililnahid: watch hentai or something
- [07:40 PM] DJ_Church: I'm actually gonna order myself and one of my employees a Pink Guy outfit
- [07:40 PM] lililnahid: you need some training my good man
- [07:40 PM] DJ_Church: And we're gonna get ourselves fired
- [07:40 PM] lililnahid: you're gonna get fired the best way possible
- [07:40 PM] taciturn057: i d love to see that
- [07:40 PM] lililnahid: by trashing the place
- [07:41 PM] lililnahid: and rubbing your nipples
- [07:41 PM] lililnahid: is that another character?
- [07:41 PM] lililnahid: idk
- [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: I'm gonna have to rename myself
- [07:41 PM] lililnahid: DJ_Filth
- [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: Yes
- [07:41 PM] lililnahid: DJ_Filthy
- [07:41 PM] lililnahid: your choice
- [07:41 PM] lililnahid: or
- [07:42 PM] lililnahid: Filthy_DJ
- [07:42 PM] DJ_Filth: Too late
- [07:42 PM] taciturn057: 0_0 O_O
- [07:43 PM] lililnahid: welp
- [07:43 PM] lililnahid: its a new leaf
- [07:43 PM] lililnahid: and a new name
- [07:44 PM] lililnahid: might wanna fix up the pic with something else
- [07:47 PM] lililnahid: you're gonna need it buddy
- ______________________________________
- ThePassingVoid: ranu do you even lift?
- [08:42 PM] isaiahdunk: noone cares
- [08:42 PM] ThePassingVoid: I curl 35 pound dumbbells
- [08:42 PM] celestialheart: weak
- [08:42 PM] ranushy: lol silky i cant be malak even if i wanted to :)
- [08:42 PM] PuRe_Salt: You're right
- [08:42 PM] isaiahdunk: xD
- [08:42 PM] ranushy: void, i lift :)
- [08:42 PM] PuRe_Salt: It's impossible for you to go into the negatives on IQ you're too smart for that. :D
- [08:42 PM] ThePassingVoid: how much can you curl?
- [08:43 PM] ranushy: true <3
- [08:43 PM] PuRe_Salt: <3
- [08:43 PM] ranushy: 3lb :)
- [08:43 PM] ThePassingVoid: weak
- [08:43 PM] lililnahid: i lift 100
- [08:44 PM] ThePassingVoid: lil is a legend
- [08:44 PM] PuRe_Salt: Void how much can you bench?
- [08:44 PM] lililnahid: i bench 150
- [08:44 PM] ranushy: loki can lift 500lb :)
- [08:44 PM] ThePassingVoid: 45 pound dumbbells
- [08:44 PM] isaiahdunk: i bench 300
- [08:44 PM] isaiahdunk: jk
- [08:44 PM] Malakhie: i dont even know what show yet but im not watching what my sister is watching
- [08:44 PM] ThePassingVoid: i dont barbell
- [08:45 PM] PuRe_Salt: You won't impress anyone if you don't bench
- [08:45 PM] isaiahdunk: mal why talk when you know that nobodty cares
- [08:45 PM] Malakhie: shut up
- [08:45 PM] ranushy: #ROASTED :)
- [08:45 PM] celestialheart: so mean mal
- [08:45 PM] ranushy: Malakhie: shut up
- [08:45 PM] isaiahdunk: thats right
- [08:45 PM] isaiahdunk: deny the truth
- [08:45 PM] ranushy: i have never heard anyone say something this cool before :)
- ______________________________________
- DJ_Church: I want a kitten
- [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: Where do you get a kitten from
- [07:40 PM] lililnahid: from a pet store DJ?
- [07:40 PM] DJ_Church: There's really no pet store with kittens near me
- [07:40 PM] DJ_Church: Just one with rescues
- [07:40 PM] DJ_Church: I don't want a rescue I want a baby kitten
- [07:40 PM] lililnahid: Have you got no humanity or something?
- [07:41 PM] lililnahid: "Where do you get a kitten from"
- [07:41 PM] lililnahid: Literally anywhere
- [07:41 PM] FK123: can anybody recommend any happy movies ?
- [07:41 PM] lililnahid: there's strays
- [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: I just said
- [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: I don't want a recuse
- [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: I want a baby, a very young kitten
- [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: So I can raise it myself, and have it for as long as possible
- [07:41 PM] lililnahid: then ask your neighbour
- [07:42 PM] lililnahid: see if they have a pregnant cat or something
- [07:42 PM] DanielB12354: XD, where did all of this started from
- [07:44 PM] DJ_Church: I just want a kitten :(
- [07:45 PM] lililnahid: well
- [07:45 PM] lililnahid: you have a wife
- [07:45 PM] lililnahid: deal with it
- [07:46 PM] lililnahid: cause i don't
- [07:46 PM] lililnahid: and i never will
- [07:48 PM] DJ_Church: Lili after all this time
- [07:48 PM] DJ_Church: I still sometimes don't understand what you're saying
- [07:48 PM] lililnahid: I know DJ
- [07:48 PM] DJ_Church: Are you sure English is your first language
- [07:49 PM] lililnahid: shut up
- ______________________________________
- cheating_liar: bored
- [05:30 PM] wind_talker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdaX8yYo1lw
- [05:30 PM] twelvedoors: try having some deep thoughts
- [05:30 PM] wind_talker: it helps boredom
- [05:31 PM] wind_talker: any tips
- [05:31 PM] twelvedoors: carrots
- [05:31 PM] wind_talker: carrots?
- [05:31 PM] twelvedoors: yup
- [05:32 PM] wind_talker: in the video?
- [05:32 PM] twelvedoors: in the ground
- [05:32 PM] wind_talker: lol
- ______________________________________
- DJ_Church: lililililililil
- [09:35 PM] lililnahid: how much do you rely on twelve?
- [09:35 PM] lililnahid: for ideas
- [09:35 PM] DJ_Church: For what?
- [09:35 PM] lililnahid: and comments
- [09:35 PM] DJ_Church: On a scale of 1 to 10
- [09:35 PM] DJ_Church: I rely on no one.
- [09:35 PM] lililnahid: maybe politics too
- [09:35 PM] DJ_Church: Trust no bitch
- ______________________________________
- lililnahid: oh look
- [08:16 PM] lililnahid: its jenny
- [08:16 PM] twelvedoors: lol
- [08:17 PM] twelvedoors: that's what i call genitals
- [08:17 PM] JeniseS: cute
- [08:17 PM] twelvedoors: you can use it if you'd like
- [08:17 PM] JeniseS: that would be ....wierd
- ______________________________________
- DJ_Church: Oh I got it
- [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: I've got the next big business plan
- [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: Like airbnb
- [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: for cars
- [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: you can rent cars with an app
- [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: It'll be perfect
- [06:18 PM] twelvedoors: so, zipcar
- [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: Zipcar?
- [06:18 PM] twelvedoors: it's like airbnb for cars
- [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: ****
- ______________________________________
- DJ_Church: My stepmom is a psychologist and she diagnosed me with autism
- [07:46 PM] twelvedoors: i don't buy it
- [07:46 PM] DJ_Church: I dunno man
- [07:47 PM] DJ_Church: A lot of people on the internet say the same thing
- [07:47 PM] twelvedoors: well if you can't trust people on the internet
- [07:48 PM] lililnahid: then don't use the internet
- ______________________________________
- DJ_Church: I'm seriously considering switching my cat to solid food
- [07:14 PM] DJ_Church: Just so this doesn't happen
- [07:15 PM] DarrylK6: I don't give my cats wet food. It gives them the runs, bad.
- [07:15 PM] DJ_Church: Mine is still young
- [07:16 PM] DJ_Church: i didn't think he was ready for solid food
- [07:16 PM] 9thDr: at first i didn't realize you were talking about a cat
- [07:17 PM] 9thDr: and i thought DJ had a child.
- [07:17 PM] DarrylK6: Mine are grown. I don't know, I had a litter of kittens in Ottawa that was eating mice at 2 weeks old and running around at 3 weeks.
- [07:17 PM] DJ_Church: If I had a child
- [07:18 PM] lililnahid: Hah
- [07:18 PM] DJ_Church: it'd probably be twelve
- [07:18 PM] lililnahid: DJ is unable to have children anyway
- [07:18 PM] 9thDr: doors, or years old?
- [07:18 PM] DJ_Church: I am?
- [07:18 PM] lililnahid: otherwise he'd have to review his child every year
- [07:18 PM] lililnahid: Yes DJ
- [07:19 PM] lililnahid: You are incapable of having children
- [07:19 PM] DJ_Church: Why?
- [07:19 PM] DJ_Church: and my kid is twelvedoors
- [07:19 PM] 9thDr: Because lil says so.
- ______________________________________
- Mouse223: yay I get to go over and drink beer with my friend
- [09:00 PM] jackal8888: is it a girl?
- [09:00 PM] Mouse223: yes
- [09:01 PM] jackal8888: must be a shemale
- [09:01 PM] Mouse223: lol yeah man, sure
- [09:03 PM] lililnahid: no wait
- [09:03 PM] lililnahid: is it a trap?
- [09:03 PM] Mouse223: no
- [09:03 PM] Mouse223: I've ****ed her several times
- [09:03 PM] Mouse223: gtfo
- [09:03 PM] lililnahid: oh
- [09:04 PM] ThatLampPost: we really dont care nor need to know
- [09:04 PM] lililnahid: that's a lotta information i don't need
- [09:04 PM] ThatLampPost: as proven
- [09:04 PM] Mouse223: hey, you asked if it was a trap
- [09:04 PM] lililnahid: i meant the ****ing part
- [09:04 PM] Mouse223: well.....
- [09:04 PM] Mouse223: I wanted to make it clear I was serious
- [09:04 PM] ThatLampPost: and he was clearly joking
- [09:05 PM] Mouse223: oh yes, so clear
- [09:05 PM] ThatLampPost: are you choosing to be ignorant or are you just ****ing daft?
- [09:05 PM] Mouse223: did you miss your daily dose of calm the **** down meds today?
- [09:05 PM] Mouse223: my god
- [09:05 PM] lililnahid: guys
- [09:06 PM] lililnahid: no need to argue
- [09:06 PM] ThatLampPost: gays*
- [09:06 PM] lililnahid: lamp
- [09:06 PM] lililnahid: you're gay?
- [09:06 PM] ThatLampPost: might as well
- [09:06 PM] Mouse223: lel
- [09:06 PM] ThatLampPost: might have more luck taking it in the ass
- [09:06 PM] Mouse223: probably
- [09:06 PM] lililnahid: i'll take that as a yes
- ______________________________________
- pop_tart_candy1: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNNtz8R_xKbj8yiFgF9SgBQ/videos
- [09:13 PM] pop_tart_candy1: savannah is a vid gaming chick
- [09:14 PM] DJ_Church: Awful
- [09:18 PM] lililnahid: isn't brandie the name of that weird family woman?
- [09:18 PM] lililnahid: deafamily?
- [09:19 PM] DJ_Church: Shhh no no
- [09:19 PM] DJ_Church: If we talk about her she might come back
- [09:19 PM] lililnahid: i think she found that stream
- [09:19 PM] lililnahid: and watched him play
- [09:19 PM] pop_tart_candy1: she may already be here
- [09:19 PM] lililnahid: as one of the 6 viewers
- [09:20 PM] WilliamTheBest1: Do you have her permission to say her real name out loud
- [09:20 PM] lililnahid: no i don't
- [09:20 PM] DJ_Church: Just a first name shouldnt be a big deal, but he's not wrong
- [09:20 PM] pop_tart_candy1: savannah is my daughter
- [09:21 PM] lililnahid: oh god
- [09:21 PM] DJ_Church: Oh god
- ______________________________________
- lililnahid: how bad is it if i pee blood?
- [09:54 PM] wizzkiller44: its cool bro i do it all the time
- [09:57 PM] 24braydenstrong: lmao
- ______________________________________
- lililnahid: DJ
- [07:12 PM] lililnahid: I HAVE FOUND PERFECTION
- [07:12 PM] DJ_Church: I've been here the whole time
- [07:13 PM] lililnahid: http://media.comicbook.com/2018/05/far-cry-5-shovel-launcher-1106518-1280x0.jpeg
- [07:13 PM] lililnahid: Its a Shovel Launcher
- [07:13 PM] DJ_Church: Interesting
- [07:13 PM] lililnahid: It is the pinnacle of weaponry
- [07:13 PM] lililnahid: No more guns
- [07:13 PM] oscar_barrow278: what game is that?
- [07:13 PM] lililnahid: only shovels
- [07:14 PM] DJ_Church: But
- [07:14 PM] DJ_Church: IT's a shovel gun
- [07:14 PM] lililnahid: Shhhhhhh.......
- [07:14 PM] lililnahid: Admire the gun DJ
- [07:15 PM] DJ_Church: I thought it wasn't a gun
- [07:15 PM] DJ_Church: I'm getting mixed signals from you
- [07:15 PM] DJ_Church: And if you don't stop it I'll shoot you with my shovel gun
- [07:16 PM] lililnahid: Well I'll just throw a shovel at you
- ______________________________________
- taciturn057: lilil, i have a question for u
- [07:13 PM] taciturn057: what do you mean by 'generic' ?
- [07:13 PM] lililnahid: as in
- [07:13 PM] lililnahid: "normal"
- [07:14 PM] taciturn057: lol, good then ;)
- ______________________________________
- lililnahid: /removechat
- [04:32 PM] lililnahid: oh
- [04:32 PM] lililnahid: wrong command
- [04:33 PM] taciturn057: don t remove us lil plz
- [04:33 PM] lililnahid: nah its just the script i got on here
- [04:34 PM] DJ_Church: Lil you get that one wrong a lot
- [04:35 PM] lililnahid: /removeDJ
- [04:35 PM] lililnahid: awww
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- lililnahid: twelve
- [06:38 PM] twelvedoors: lil
- [06:38 PM] lililnahid: in britain we'll be blendin up children's swag
- [06:38 PM] twelvedoors: mmk
- [06:38 PM] lililnahid: sorry i just had to repeat something
- [06:38 PM] lililnahid: don't take that srsly
- [06:39 PM] twelvedoors: so y'all won't be blendin up children's swag?
- [06:40 PM] lililnahid: well
- [06:40 PM] lililnahid: these guys will be
- [06:42 PM] lililnahid: https://youtu.be/jsOStvdgHX4?t=1m11s
- [06:42 PM] twelvedoors: oi
- [06:43 PM] lililnahid: u wot m8
- [06:45 PM] lililnahid: i have to quote that now....
- [06:45 PM] twelvedoors: is that really worth quoting?
- [06:46 PM] lililnahid: i'm not sure
- [06:46 PM] lililnahid: but its on my clipboard now
- [06:47 PM] twelvedoors: oh lil
- [06:47 PM] twelvedoors: you ol so and so
- [06:47 PM] lililnahid: maybe i should just quote that instead
- ______________________________________
- A random session.
- lililnahid: ech blech
- [10:45 PM] lililnahid: i'm rly bloody late
- [10:45 PM] whitetiger1234: hey lil
- [10:45 PM] lililnahid: is it normal to put sharpies ** **** *****
- [10:45 PM] lililnahid: ahem
- [10:45 PM] lililnahid: what was censored was
- [10:45 PM] lililnahid: in
- [10:45 PM] lililnahid: your
- [10:45 PM] lililnahid: ****
- [10:46 PM] lililnahid: oh
- [10:46 PM] lililnahid: bum
- [10:46 PM] whitetiger1234: lol
- [10:46 PM] Atheistman: in your jews?
- [10:52 PM] lililnahid: oh
- [10:52 PM] lililnahid: jen is here for once
- [10:52 PM] JeniseS: at least once ;)
- [10:53 PM] lililnahid: I feel like i charm women way too easily
- [10:53 PM] lililnahid: but that might not be the case in reality
- [10:54 PM] JeniseS: only you know your reality
- [10:55 PM] JeniseS: or is it....you only know your reality...
- [10:59 PM] HTCxREPEAT: oh hey lil
- [10:59 PM] lililnahid: hello htc
- [11:00 PM] AndrewW1556: hello
- [11:01 PM] DJ_Church: Lil
- [11:01 PM] lililnahid: DJ
- [11:01 PM] DJ_Church: That must be the most ridiculous thing you've ever said
- [11:01 PM] lililnahid: what thing?
- [11:01 PM] lililnahid: the sharpies or the charming?
- [11:03 PM] lililnahid: i'm thinking the sharpies
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- after spamming for a while....
- Ilovehack: Kongregate Notice: To prevent spamming, we've limited how fast you can submit messages. Please try again.
- [11:06 PM] twelvedoors: little bunny foo foo, i don't want to see you, spamming in the chat room and making it hard to chat
- [11:06 PM] twelvedoors: if you do it one more time, i'm going to turn you into a goon
- [11:06 PM] lililnahid: you're forcing twelve to do his job
- [11:06 PM] twelvedoors: and i hate to do my job
- [11:06 PM] Ilovehack: The chat told meh: "Kongregate Notice: To prevent spamming, we've limited how fast you can submit messages. Please try again."
- [11:07 PM] twelvedoors: take that message to heart
- ________________________________________
- lililnahid: did i miss anybody?
- [05:54 PM] lililnahid: in the list i mean
- [05:55 PM] DJ_Church: It's a list of people you know
- [05:55 PM] DJ_Church: How would we know who you do and don't know
- [05:55 PM] lililnahid: what about regs?
- [05:55 PM] 9thDr: i'm complex?
- [05:55 PM] DJ_Church: What about
- [05:55 PM] DJ_Church: White, cel, CL?
- [05:55 PM] lililnahid: ooooo
- [05:55 PM] twelvedoors: cel's on there
- [05:56 PM] celestialheart: what?
- [05:56 PM] lililnahid: i forgot who CL was..
- [05:56 PM] twelvedoors: lil's profile list of regs
- [05:56 PM] DJ_Church: Whoops
- [05:56 PM] celestialheart: lil i'm not a weeb
- [05:56 PM] DJ_Church: Overlooked it
- [05:56 PM] 9thDr: oh, i'm listed as complex on there
- [05:56 PM] celestialheart: does lump me in with tho *** *******
- [05:56 PM] celestialheart: wo
- [05:56 PM] celestialheart: w
- [05:56 PM] celestialheart: it wasn't even that bas
- [05:56 PM] DJ_Church: What?
- [05:56 PM] celestialheart: *ba
- [05:56 PM] celestialheart: *BAD
- [05:57 PM] DJ_Church: Did you mean "don't lump me in"?
- [05:57 PM] celestialheart: yes
- [05:57 PM] DJ_Church: With who?
- [05:57 PM] lililnahid: i think cel is even worse at spelling than me
- [05:57 PM] celestialheart: kong notice pls go away
- [05:57 PM] celestialheart: i'm eating somethin
- [05:58 PM] celestialheart: it can spell
- [05:58 PM] DJ_Church: The food can spell?
- [05:58 PM] celestialheart: i don't read what I type
- [05:58 PM] twelvedoors: are you eating a person?
- [05:58 PM] celestialheart: can you not
- [05:58 PM] DJ_Church: You should probably read what you type
- [05:58 PM] celestialheart: no
- [05:59 PM] celestialheart: also I'm not a weeb
- [05:59 PM] guisha09: that sounds like something a weeb would say
- [05:59 PM] celestialheart: i'm not
- [05:59 PM] DJ_Church: No a weeb would be happy to be a weeb
- [06:00 PM] celestialheart: that would be sad
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- xxriosparkxx: I'm impartial and constructive.
- [06:32 PM] DJ_Church: I'm bery viased
- [06:32 PM] DJ_Church: biased*
- [06:32 PM] DJ_Church: I hate you and everything you create
- [06:32 PM] twelvedoors: i'm the opposite
- [06:33 PM] DJ_Church: Together we're like, the perfectly balanced parental couple
- [06:33 PM] xxriosparkxx: Wait, what am I?
- [06:33 PM] twelvedoors: are you suggesting that we adopt lil and start a reality show
- [06:33 PM] xxriosparkxx: The impartial uncle?
- [06:33 PM] lililnahid: you're the third wheel
- [06:34 PM] xxriosparkxx: Damn...
- [06:34 PM] DJ_Church: Sorry man
- [06:34 PM] DJ_Church: you're like the college friendship that should've ended senior year
- [06:34 PM] DJ_Church: but me and twelve, who met in French class, aren't prepared to tell you
- [06:34 PM] twelvedoors: i only managed to keep one friend i met in college
- [06:34 PM] xxriosparkxx: Its the tricycle situation all over again...
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- martyn898: spark alcohol drugs smoking partying all banned in college i went to
- [07:00 PM] xxriosparkxx: Martyn...that is a sad college.
- [07:00 PM] martyn898: no dorms
- [07:00 PM] twelvedoors: but he's talking about a UK college, i.e. a US high school
- [07:00 PM] martyn898: 18 rated stuff is banned in college
- [07:00 PM] xxriosparkxx: Even the private, catholic university I went to had block parties, and weed circles.
- [07:01 PM] martyn898: college i went to has cctv cameras in every hallway lunch hall and library
- [07:02 PM] lililnahid: the amount of weed in a single town is surprising
- [07:02 PM] xxriosparkxx: Are you sure that's not the setting of 1984, Mart?
- [07:02 PM] martyn898: nope 21 century college
- [07:02 PM] lililnahid: in fact i used to be a stoner for a bit
- [07:02 PM] lililnahid: kinda awesome
- [07:02 PM] twelvedoors: i still am
- [07:03 PM] xxriosparkxx: What made you put down the bong, Lil?
- [07:04 PM] lililnahid: i ran out
- [07:04 PM] lililnahid: of money
- [07:04 PM] lililnahid: and weed
- [07:04 PM] twelvedoors: lol that'll do it
- [07:04 PM] xxriosparkxx: That's so sad...
- [07:04 PM] lililnahid: and then i started studying
- [07:04 PM] twelvedoors: "dankrupt," they call it
- [07:04 PM] lililnahid: and then i found a cheaper alternative
- [07:04 PM] lililnahid: which was leaning
- [07:04 PM] twelvedoors: that's how lil wayne got himself into a coma, young man
- [07:04 PM] lililnahid: and i still do it today
- [07:05 PM] Rachiface: "Dankrupt"
- [07:05 PM] Rachiface: I lol'd
- [07:05 PM] xxriosparkxx: Dankrupcy is real, kids.
- ______________________________________
- lililnahid: But why is dj listed under gone but not forgotten?
- twelvedoors: he's phasing out of here
- lililnahid: Oh rly
- lililnahid: Thats sad
- twelvedoors: yeah, but so is everyone else too
- lililnahid: Ok that's all I needed to know
- lililnahid: I will stay loyal
- lililnahid: I promise that
- twelvedoors: haha i'll be here till they turn the lights off probably
- lililnahid: In fact I'll quote it
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- lililnahid: This was nice but I have work to do tommorow
- lililnahid: Buhbye
- twelvedoors: by elil
- twelvedoors: bye lil, even
- JUL 14 - 7:53PM
- baepantre: ELIL!
- twelvedoors: i have a buddy coming over to help me with my brakes so i too am leaving soon
- lililnahid: I'm quoting that now
- twelvedoors: hardly seems worth quoting
- lililnahid: It's a golden moment
- twelvedoors: you're a golden moment
- twelvedoors: in the history of the world
- ______________________________________
- I can't explain this one...
- https://pastebin.com/TvC3Ce6t
- ______________________________________
- celestialheart: 12 wanna hear a joke
- twelvedoors: always
- celestialheart: do you know what the french call pot?
- twelvedoors: what do the french call pot?
- celestialheart: oui'd
- ______________________________________
- [05:28 PM] lililnahid: twelve, i don't want to be that last reg on here
- [05:28 PM] twelvedoors: oh, that will probably be me
- [05:29 PM] lililnahid: What if i make an oath to attempt to outlast you?
- [05:29 PM] twelvedoors: then it may be you!
- [05:29 PM] lililnahid: that's pleasing but also saddening
- ______________________________________
- I am a current reg of atlas, working on a spotify playlist full of beatsies:
- As of 04/09/18 this playlist is a WIP, i have literally no idea how to share it privately so pls wait until it is complete.
- If you want any quick links to some chill beatsies, they're unfortunately gone... but the playlist will stuffed with'em!
- If i do figure out a way the link to it will be underneath here:
- Thanks for waiting.
- (Not there yet...)
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