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  1. lililnahid AKA Lil, lil bit retarded & lilnahid. Last active reg of Atlas Park.
  2.  
  3. PLEASE READ TOP AND BOTTOM FOR INFO.
  4. EVERYTHING ELSE IN BETWEEN IS SHITPOSTS/QUOTES.
  5. ____________________________
  6. People I know in AP:
  7. Twelve: Old.
  8. DJ: Gone
  9. Rach: Mod.
  10. 9th: Complex.
  11. _______________________________
  12. "Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
  13. - Ambrose Bierce
  14. _______________________________
  15. Occupation: Still trying to find a job
  16. Qualities : I can't phucking spel
  17. Goal : Find the phattest beatsies
  18. Status: finding beatsies (and myself)
  19. ________________________________
  20. Loki___loptr: Lilil =/
  21.  
  22. [10:29 PM] Loki___loptr: I WANT TO BE ON YOUR QUOTE WALL
  23.  
  24. [10:31 PM] hiladys: lol
  25.  
  26. [10:32 PM] Loki___loptr: I demand that you fix your colossal error of judgment
  27.  
  28. [10:32 PM] hiladys: oooooooooo
  29.  
  30. [10:32 PM] lililnahid: i'm sorry loki
  31.  
  32. [10:33 PM] hiladys: OOooooooOO
  33.  
  34. [10:33 PM] lililnahid: you must amuse me and yourself to be on the quote wall
  35.  
  36. [10:33 PM] lililnahid: in fact i'm going to use this as a title to the quote wall
  37. _______________________________
  38. Here's what happens when you don't know what a script does.
  39.  
  40. lililnahid: Nope, i'm done
  41.  
  42. [10:19 PM] lililnahid: i'm out
  43.  
  44. [10:19 PM] CrepeKing321: BYE
  45.  
  46. [10:19 PM] lililnahid: g'night
  47.  
  48. [10:19 PM] CrepeKing321: THANK GOD
  49.  
  50. [10:19 PM] lililnahid: buhbye
  51.  
  52. [10:19 PM] Kong Bot: Set status to away
  53.  
  54. [10:20 PM] CrepeKing321: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE LILINAHID??!!
  55.  
  56. [10:20 PM] To CrepeKing321: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  57.  
  58. [10:20 PM] CrepeKing321: LEAVE (reply)
  59.  
  60. [10:21 PM] To CrepeKing321: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  61.  
  62. [10:21 PM] CrepeKing321: WTF IS THAT (reply)
  63.  
  64. [10:21 PM] To CrepeKing321: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  65.  
  66. [10:21 PM] CrepeKing321: what is that (reply)
  67.  
  68. [10:21 PM] To CrepeKing321: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  69.  
  70. [10:21 PM] CrepeKing321: hello? what is AFK (reply)
  71. ________________________________
  72. Another example
  73. To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  74.  
  75. [11:10 AM] schayla: hi (reply)
  76.  
  77. [11:10 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  78.  
  79. [11:10 AM] schayla: what does that mean (reply)
  80.  
  81. [11:11 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  82.  
  83. [11:11 AM] schayla: i dont know what that means (reply)
  84.  
  85. [11:11 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  86.  
  87. [11:11 AM] schayla: a kid (reply)
  88.  
  89. [11:12 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  90.  
  91. [11:12 AM] schayla: tell me what that means (reply)
  92.  
  93. [11:13 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  94.  
  95. [11:13 AM] schayla: ho old are you im 14 (reply)
  96.  
  97. [11:13 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  98.  
  99. [11:13 AM] schayla: im 14 right know (reply)
  100.  
  101. [11:13 AM] ill0200: this sucks
  102.  
  103. [11:19 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  104.  
  105. [11:19 AM] schayla: why were you saying that stuff (reply)
  106.  
  107. [11:20 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  108.  
  109. [11:20 AM] schayla: tell me what that means (reply)
  110.  
  111. [11:20 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  112.  
  113. [11:20 AM] schayla: are you a boy (reply)
  114.  
  115. [11:22 AM] To schayla: [AFK] I am currently AFK
  116.  
  117. [11:22 AM] schayla: hi (reply)
  118. ________________________________
  119. Here's what a normal kong night looks like.
  120.  
  121. ranushy: i have this friend that tries to model but dresses up so ugly :)
  122.  
  123. [07:10 PM] lililnahid: i wouldn't stick my johnny in a pork pie
  124.  
  125. [07:10 PM] jwigames: true story... i'd sworn off dating, and the girl who worked the pizza counter at school gradually won me over with food
  126.  
  127. [07:10 PM] lililnahid: i would eat it
  128.  
  129. [07:10 PM] jwigames: food works
  130.  
  131. [07:10 PM] jwigames: just keep feeding the person
  132.  
  133. [07:11 PM] ranushy: she was an israeli pig :)
  134.  
  135. [07:11 PM] GelexaTheArcher: pizza works on just about anyone
  136.  
  137. [07:12 PM] jwigames: Ranushy, no she was not
  138.  
  139. [07:12 PM] ranushy: then she must have not known :)
  140.  
  141. [07:12 PM] GelexaTheArcher: don't say nasty things about ppl's crushes ran
  142.  
  143. [07:12 PM] ranushy: ok :)
  144.  
  145. [07:12 PM] ranushy: ya israelis are so nasty :)
  146.  
  147. [07:13 PM] jwigames: Ranushy... truce?
  148.  
  149. [07:13 PM] loki__loptr___: I hate zionists
  150.  
  151. [07:13 PM] loki__loptr___: Go to hell, jwi
  152.  
  153. [07:13 PM] jwigames: no thanks. We can send you there with a few more MOABs though
  154.  
  155. [07:13 PM] GelexaTheArcher: guys don't start a war
  156.  
  157. [07:13 PM] loki__loptr___: So long as a zionist breaths we will never stop fighting!
  158.  
  159. [07:14 PM] jwigames: Gelexa its an old argument. They never stop bashing jews and i always get pissed and start bashing back.
  160.  
  161. [07:14 PM] jwigames: Truces never seem to last
  162.  
  163. [07:14 PM] loki__loptr___: VIVA LA PALESTINE
  164.  
  165. [07:14 PM] ranushy: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YES!!!!!!!!! :)
  166.  
  167. [07:14 PM] loki__loptr___: REMAINS IN MY HEART FOREVER
  168.  
  169. [07:14 PM] GelexaTheArcher: eh don't feed the trolls
  170.  
  171. [07:14 PM] ranushy: BLESS YOU LOKI!! <3
  172.  
  173. [07:18 PM] GelexaTheArcher: i'm out, y'all. peace and try not to kill anyone
  174.  
  175. [07:19 PM] jackal8888: kys
  176.  
  177. [07:20 PM] ranushy: lol :)
  178.  
  179. [07:20 PM] cheating_liar: JEWS
  180.  
  181. [07:20 PM] cheating_liar: JEWS
  182.  
  183. [07:21 PM] cheating_liar: LONG LIVE THE JEWS
  184.  
  185. [07:21 PM] cheating_liar: *hides*
  186.  
  187. [07:21 PM] cheating_liar: bye
  188.  
  189. [07:21 PM] ranushy: BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
  190.  
  191. [07:23 PM] lililnahid: I have joined kongregate's most chaotic chatroom
  192.  
  193. [07:23 PM] lililnahid: and became a reg for it
  194.  
  195. [07:30 PM] LeeS518: yep u have
  196. ________________________________
  197.  
  198. lililnahid: i think i'll try going out tonight
  199.  
  200. [07:27 PM] twelvedoors: whoo
  201.  
  202. [07:27 PM] lililnahid: who?
  203.  
  204. [07:28 PM] twelvedoors: whoo-hoo
  205.  
  206. [07:28 PM] lililnahid: woo*
  207.  
  208. [07:28 PM] twelvedoors: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whoo
  209.  
  210. [07:29 PM] twelvedoors: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/woo
  211.  
  212. [07:29 PM] lililnahid: maybe take the same girl along like last time
  213.  
  214. [07:29 PM] lililnahid: we'll see what happens
  215.  
  216. [07:29 PM] twelvedoors: you little romeo you
  217.  
  218. [07:29 PM] lililnahid: stop that, i'm gonna blush
  219.  
  220. [07:29 PM] JeniseS: woo whoo?
  221.  
  222. [07:30 PM] twelvedoors: chugga chugga chugga chugga
  223. ________________________
  224.  
  225. celestialheart: https://funnyjunk.com/Wtp+comp+1/funny-pictures/6001659/
  226.  
  227. [10:22 PM] celestialheart: i warn you
  228.  
  229. [10:22 PM] celestialheart: if you get pissed
  230.  
  231. [10:22 PM] celestialheart: it's not my fault
  232.  
  233. [10:22 PM] twelvedoors: pissed off by bodily fluid jokes? please
  234.  
  235. [10:23 PM] twelvedoors: pretty cute
  236.  
  237. [10:23 PM] smokkin: im pissed its so long
  238.  
  239. [10:23 PM] lililnahid: pretty chill
  240.  
  241. [10:23 PM] lililnahid: i wonder if my partner would like it
  242.  
  243. [10:23 PM] lililnahid: brb, gonna call her
  244.  
  245. [10:24 PM] twelvedoors: ooo i didn't realize things were so serious
  246.  
  247. [10:26 PM] celestialheart: did you like it?
  248.  
  249. [10:26 PM] twelvedoors: i did
  250.  
  251. [10:27 PM] celestialheart: https://funnyjunk.com/Wtp+comp+2/funny-pictures/6002501/
  252.  
  253. [10:27 PM] celestialheart: i have more
  254.  
  255. [10:28 PM] twelvedoors: cute
  256.  
  257. [10:28 PM] celestialheart: you actually think it's cute?
  258.  
  259. [10:29 PM] twelvedoors: yes
  260.  
  261. [10:29 PM] celestialheart: well it has a cute art style
  262.  
  263. [10:29 PM] twelvedoors: cute subject matter too
  264.  
  265. [10:30 PM] lililnahid: she likes both
  266.  
  267. [10:30 PM] celestialheart: likes what?
  268.  
  269. [10:30 PM] lililnahid: those suggestive comics
  270.  
  271. [10:30 PM] lililnahid: all of them
  272.  
  273. [10:31 PM] lililnahid: but now its giving her other ideas
  274.  
  275. [10:31 PM] lililnahid: and i'm scared
  276.  
  277. [10:31 PM] celestialheart: the one that I linked?
  278.  
  279. [10:31 PM] twelvedoors: like butt stuff?
  280.  
  281. [10:32 PM] lililnahid: i think...
  282.  
  283. [10:32 PM] twelvedoors: no need to just dive right in
  284.  
  285. [10:32 PM] twelvedoors: you can dip a toe
  286.  
  287. [10:33 PM] lililnahid: put my toe in her butt?
  288.  
  289. [10:33 PM] lililnahid: uhm
  290.  
  291. [10:33 PM] twelvedoors: lol well i was speaking metaphorically, but yes you could also do that
  292. ________________________
  293. derp4life: Hum.
  294.  
  295. [07:11 PM] twelvedoors: blurf
  296.  
  297. [07:12 PM] derp4life: Blergh
  298.  
  299. [07:14 PM] lililnahid: ech
  300.  
  301. [07:14 PM] lililnahid: blech
  302.  
  303. [07:14 PM] twelvedoors: thlurp
  304.  
  305. [07:15 PM] derp4life: Chek
  306.  
  307. [07:16 PM] lililnahid: ucch
  308.  
  309. [07:17 PM] derp4life: Memes
  310.  
  311. [07:17 PM] lililnahid: yup
  312. ______________________________________
  313. jackal8888: who let the dogs out WOOOF WOOOF WOOOF WOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  314.  
  315. [06:26 PM] lililnahid: the dogs let themselves out
  316.  
  317. [06:26 PM] lililnahid: borf
  318. ______________________________________
  319. lililnahid: hello bio
  320.  
  321. [07:30 PM] BiologyMajor: oi mate
  322.  
  323. [07:30 PM] lililnahid: that's not how the british say hello
  324.  
  325. [07:30 PM] lililnahid: but i'll accept it
  326.  
  327. [07:31 PM] BiologyMajor: u w9 m9?
  328.  
  329. [07:31 PM] lililnahid: okay too much now
  330.  
  331. [07:31 PM] BiologyMajor: i know
  332.  
  333. [07:33 PM] twelvedoors: ello gubna
  334.  
  335. [07:34 PM] lililnahid: not helping twelve
  336.  
  337. [07:34 PM] twelvedoors: 'at's a roight pip
  338.  
  339. [07:34 PM] lililnahid: twelve i'm putting this on the quote wall if you don't stop
  340.  
  341. [07:35 PM] twelvedoors: jam your hype mate
  342.  
  343. [07:35 PM] lililnahid: okay its going on
  344. ______________________________________
  345. DJ_Church: He's retiring
  346.  
  347. [07:35 PM] DJ_Church: From comedy that is
  348.  
  349. [07:35 PM] taciturn057: oh that s why
  350.  
  351. [07:35 PM] Viridis_Jubar: who is?
  352.  
  353. [07:36 PM] DJ_Church: Filthy Frank
  354.  
  355. [07:36 PM] Viridis_Jubar: He must think It's Time to Stop.
  356.  
  357. [07:36 PM] DJ_Church: Yeah he does
  358.  
  359. [07:36 PM] DJ_Church: His health is getting worse so he decided it was time to move on to focusing on his music full time
  360.  
  361. [07:36 PM] DJ_Church: I support his decision, it's very reasonable.
  362.  
  363. [07:37 PM] lililnahid: you don't like it do you?
  364.  
  365. [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: Of course I don't, I love his work
  366.  
  367. [07:39 PM] lililnahid: aww DJ
  368.  
  369. [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: But I would rather he not... you know... die.
  370.  
  371. [07:39 PM] lililnahid: you need a moment?
  372.  
  373. [07:39 PM] lililnahid: We can do it together y'know
  374.  
  375. [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: But
  376.  
  377. [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: Now that he's dead
  378.  
  379. [07:39 PM] lililnahid: We can grieve
  380.  
  381. [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: It's time for me to rise up to power
  382.  
  383. [07:39 PM] lililnahid: Oh god no
  384.  
  385. [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: I will be the new Filthy Frank
  386.  
  387. [07:39 PM] lililnahid: stay down there
  388.  
  389. [07:39 PM] lililnahid: eat memes
  390.  
  391. [07:40 PM] lililnahid: watch hentai or something
  392.  
  393. [07:40 PM] DJ_Church: I'm actually gonna order myself and one of my employees a Pink Guy outfit
  394.  
  395. [07:40 PM] lililnahid: you need some training my good man
  396.  
  397. [07:40 PM] DJ_Church: And we're gonna get ourselves fired
  398.  
  399. [07:40 PM] lililnahid: you're gonna get fired the best way possible
  400.  
  401. [07:40 PM] taciturn057: i d love to see that
  402.  
  403. [07:40 PM] lililnahid: by trashing the place
  404.  
  405. [07:41 PM] lililnahid: and rubbing your nipples
  406.  
  407. [07:41 PM] lililnahid: is that another character?
  408.  
  409. [07:41 PM] lililnahid: idk
  410.  
  411. [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: I'm gonna have to rename myself
  412.  
  413. [07:41 PM] lililnahid: DJ_Filth
  414.  
  415. [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: Yes
  416.  
  417. [07:41 PM] lililnahid: DJ_Filthy
  418.  
  419. [07:41 PM] lililnahid: your choice
  420.  
  421. [07:41 PM] lililnahid: or
  422.  
  423. [07:42 PM] lililnahid: Filthy_DJ
  424.  
  425. [07:42 PM] DJ_Filth: Too late
  426.  
  427. [07:42 PM] taciturn057: 0_0 O_O
  428.  
  429. [07:43 PM] lililnahid: welp
  430.  
  431. [07:43 PM] lililnahid: its a new leaf
  432.  
  433. [07:43 PM] lililnahid: and a new name
  434.  
  435. [07:44 PM] lililnahid: might wanna fix up the pic with something else
  436.  
  437. [07:47 PM] lililnahid: you're gonna need it buddy
  438. ______________________________________
  439. ThePassingVoid: ranu do you even lift?
  440.  
  441. [08:42 PM] isaiahdunk: noone cares
  442.  
  443. [08:42 PM] ThePassingVoid: I curl 35 pound dumbbells
  444.  
  445. [08:42 PM] celestialheart: weak
  446.  
  447. [08:42 PM] ranushy: lol silky i cant be malak even if i wanted to :)
  448.  
  449. [08:42 PM] PuRe_Salt: You're right
  450.  
  451. [08:42 PM] isaiahdunk: xD
  452.  
  453. [08:42 PM] ranushy: void, i lift :)
  454.  
  455. [08:42 PM] PuRe_Salt: It's impossible for you to go into the negatives on IQ you're too smart for that. :D
  456.  
  457. [08:42 PM] ThePassingVoid: how much can you curl?
  458.  
  459. [08:43 PM] ranushy: true <3
  460.  
  461. [08:43 PM] PuRe_Salt: <3
  462.  
  463. [08:43 PM] ranushy: 3lb :)
  464.  
  465. [08:43 PM] ThePassingVoid: weak
  466.  
  467. [08:43 PM] lililnahid: i lift 100
  468.  
  469. [08:44 PM] ThePassingVoid: lil is a legend
  470.  
  471. [08:44 PM] PuRe_Salt: Void how much can you bench?
  472.  
  473. [08:44 PM] lililnahid: i bench 150
  474.  
  475. [08:44 PM] ranushy: loki can lift 500lb :)
  476.  
  477. [08:44 PM] ThePassingVoid: 45 pound dumbbells
  478.  
  479. [08:44 PM] isaiahdunk: i bench 300
  480.  
  481. [08:44 PM] isaiahdunk: jk
  482.  
  483. [08:44 PM] Malakhie: i dont even know what show yet but im not watching what my sister is watching
  484.  
  485. [08:44 PM] ThePassingVoid: i dont barbell
  486.  
  487. [08:45 PM] PuRe_Salt: You won't impress anyone if you don't bench
  488.  
  489. [08:45 PM] isaiahdunk: mal why talk when you know that nobodty cares
  490.  
  491. [08:45 PM] Malakhie: shut up
  492.  
  493. [08:45 PM] ranushy: #ROASTED :)
  494.  
  495. [08:45 PM] celestialheart: so mean mal
  496.  
  497. [08:45 PM] ranushy: Malakhie: shut up
  498.  
  499. [08:45 PM] isaiahdunk: thats right
  500.  
  501. [08:45 PM] isaiahdunk: deny the truth
  502.  
  503. [08:45 PM] ranushy: i have never heard anyone say something this cool before :)
  504. ______________________________________
  505. DJ_Church: I want a kitten
  506.  
  507. [07:39 PM] DJ_Church: Where do you get a kitten from
  508.  
  509. [07:40 PM] lililnahid: from a pet store DJ?
  510.  
  511. [07:40 PM] DJ_Church: There's really no pet store with kittens near me
  512.  
  513. [07:40 PM] DJ_Church: Just one with rescues
  514.  
  515. [07:40 PM] DJ_Church: I don't want a rescue I want a baby kitten
  516.  
  517. [07:40 PM] lililnahid: Have you got no humanity or something?
  518.  
  519. [07:41 PM] lililnahid: "Where do you get a kitten from"
  520.  
  521. [07:41 PM] lililnahid: Literally anywhere
  522.  
  523. [07:41 PM] FK123: can anybody recommend any happy movies ?
  524.  
  525. [07:41 PM] lililnahid: there's strays
  526.  
  527. [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: I just said
  528.  
  529. [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: I don't want a recuse
  530.  
  531. [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: I want a baby, a very young kitten
  532.  
  533. [07:41 PM] DJ_Church: So I can raise it myself, and have it for as long as possible
  534.  
  535. [07:41 PM] lililnahid: then ask your neighbour
  536.  
  537. [07:42 PM] lililnahid: see if they have a pregnant cat or something
  538.  
  539. [07:42 PM] DanielB12354: XD, where did all of this started from
  540.  
  541. [07:44 PM] DJ_Church: I just want a kitten :(
  542.  
  543. [07:45 PM] lililnahid: well
  544.  
  545. [07:45 PM] lililnahid: you have a wife
  546.  
  547. [07:45 PM] lililnahid: deal with it
  548.  
  549. [07:46 PM] lililnahid: cause i don't
  550.  
  551. [07:46 PM] lililnahid: and i never will
  552.  
  553. [07:48 PM] DJ_Church: Lili after all this time
  554.  
  555. [07:48 PM] DJ_Church: I still sometimes don't understand what you're saying
  556.  
  557. [07:48 PM] lililnahid: I know DJ
  558.  
  559. [07:48 PM] DJ_Church: Are you sure English is your first language
  560.  
  561. [07:49 PM] lililnahid: shut up
  562. ______________________________________
  563. cheating_liar: bored
  564.  
  565. [05:30 PM] wind_talker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdaX8yYo1lw
  566.  
  567. [05:30 PM] twelvedoors: try having some deep thoughts
  568.  
  569. [05:30 PM] wind_talker: it helps boredom
  570.  
  571. [05:31 PM] wind_talker: any tips
  572.  
  573. [05:31 PM] twelvedoors: carrots
  574.  
  575. [05:31 PM] wind_talker: carrots?
  576.  
  577. [05:31 PM] twelvedoors: yup
  578.  
  579. [05:32 PM] wind_talker: in the video?
  580.  
  581. [05:32 PM] twelvedoors: in the ground
  582.  
  583. [05:32 PM] wind_talker: lol
  584. ______________________________________
  585. DJ_Church: lililililililil
  586.  
  587. [09:35 PM] lililnahid: how much do you rely on twelve?
  588.  
  589. [09:35 PM] lililnahid: for ideas
  590.  
  591. [09:35 PM] DJ_Church: For what?
  592.  
  593. [09:35 PM] lililnahid: and comments
  594.  
  595. [09:35 PM] DJ_Church: On a scale of 1 to 10
  596.  
  597. [09:35 PM] DJ_Church: I rely on no one.
  598.  
  599. [09:35 PM] lililnahid: maybe politics too
  600.  
  601. [09:35 PM] DJ_Church: Trust no bitch
  602. ______________________________________
  603. lililnahid: oh look
  604.  
  605. [08:16 PM] lililnahid: its jenny
  606.  
  607. [08:16 PM] twelvedoors: lol
  608.  
  609. [08:17 PM] twelvedoors: that's what i call genitals
  610.  
  611. [08:17 PM] JeniseS: cute
  612.  
  613. [08:17 PM] twelvedoors: you can use it if you'd like
  614.  
  615. [08:17 PM] JeniseS: that would be ....wierd
  616. ______________________________________
  617. DJ_Church: Oh I got it
  618.  
  619. [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: I've got the next big business plan
  620.  
  621. [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: Like airbnb
  622.  
  623. [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: for cars
  624.  
  625. [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: you can rent cars with an app
  626.  
  627. [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: It'll be perfect
  628.  
  629. [06:18 PM] twelvedoors: so, zipcar
  630.  
  631. [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: Zipcar?
  632.  
  633. [06:18 PM] twelvedoors: it's like airbnb for cars
  634.  
  635. [06:18 PM] DJ_Church: ****
  636. ______________________________________
  637. DJ_Church: My stepmom is a psychologist and she diagnosed me with autism
  638.  
  639. [07:46 PM] twelvedoors: i don't buy it
  640.  
  641. [07:46 PM] DJ_Church: I dunno man
  642.  
  643. [07:47 PM] DJ_Church: A lot of people on the internet say the same thing
  644.  
  645. [07:47 PM] twelvedoors: well if you can't trust people on the internet
  646.  
  647. [07:48 PM] lililnahid: then don't use the internet
  648. ______________________________________
  649. DJ_Church: I'm seriously considering switching my cat to solid food
  650.  
  651. [07:14 PM] DJ_Church: Just so this doesn't happen
  652.  
  653. [07:15 PM] DarrylK6: I don't give my cats wet food. It gives them the runs, bad.
  654.  
  655. [07:15 PM] DJ_Church: Mine is still young
  656.  
  657. [07:16 PM] DJ_Church: i didn't think he was ready for solid food
  658.  
  659. [07:16 PM] 9thDr: at first i didn't realize you were talking about a cat
  660.  
  661. [07:17 PM] 9thDr: and i thought DJ had a child.
  662.  
  663. [07:17 PM] DarrylK6: Mine are grown. I don't know, I had a litter of kittens in Ottawa that was eating mice at 2 weeks old and running around at 3 weeks.
  664.  
  665. [07:17 PM] DJ_Church: If I had a child
  666.  
  667. [07:18 PM] lililnahid: Hah
  668.  
  669. [07:18 PM] DJ_Church: it'd probably be twelve
  670.  
  671. [07:18 PM] lililnahid: DJ is unable to have children anyway
  672.  
  673. [07:18 PM] 9thDr: doors, or years old?
  674.  
  675. [07:18 PM] DJ_Church: I am?
  676.  
  677. [07:18 PM] lililnahid: otherwise he'd have to review his child every year
  678.  
  679. [07:18 PM] lililnahid: Yes DJ
  680.  
  681. [07:19 PM] lililnahid: You are incapable of having children
  682.  
  683. [07:19 PM] DJ_Church: Why?
  684.  
  685. [07:19 PM] DJ_Church: and my kid is twelvedoors
  686.  
  687. [07:19 PM] 9thDr: Because lil says so.
  688. ______________________________________
  689. Mouse223: yay I get to go over and drink beer with my friend
  690.  
  691. [09:00 PM] jackal8888: is it a girl?
  692.  
  693. [09:00 PM] Mouse223: yes
  694.  
  695. [09:01 PM] jackal8888: must be a shemale
  696.  
  697. [09:01 PM] Mouse223: lol yeah man, sure
  698.  
  699. [09:03 PM] lililnahid: no wait
  700.  
  701. [09:03 PM] lililnahid: is it a trap?
  702.  
  703. [09:03 PM] Mouse223: no
  704.  
  705. [09:03 PM] Mouse223: I've ****ed her several times
  706.  
  707. [09:03 PM] Mouse223: gtfo
  708.  
  709. [09:03 PM] lililnahid: oh
  710.  
  711. [09:04 PM] ThatLampPost: we really dont care nor need to know
  712.  
  713. [09:04 PM] lililnahid: that's a lotta information i don't need
  714.  
  715. [09:04 PM] ThatLampPost: as proven
  716.  
  717. [09:04 PM] Mouse223: hey, you asked if it was a trap
  718.  
  719. [09:04 PM] lililnahid: i meant the ****ing part
  720.  
  721. [09:04 PM] Mouse223: well.....
  722.  
  723. [09:04 PM] Mouse223: I wanted to make it clear I was serious
  724.  
  725. [09:04 PM] ThatLampPost: and he was clearly joking
  726.  
  727. [09:05 PM] Mouse223: oh yes, so clear
  728.  
  729. [09:05 PM] ThatLampPost: are you choosing to be ignorant or are you just ****ing daft?
  730.  
  731. [09:05 PM] Mouse223: did you miss your daily dose of calm the **** down meds today?
  732.  
  733. [09:05 PM] Mouse223: my god
  734.  
  735. [09:05 PM] lililnahid: guys
  736.  
  737. [09:06 PM] lililnahid: no need to argue
  738.  
  739. [09:06 PM] ThatLampPost: gays*
  740.  
  741. [09:06 PM] lililnahid: lamp
  742.  
  743. [09:06 PM] lililnahid: you're gay?
  744.  
  745. [09:06 PM] ThatLampPost: might as well
  746.  
  747. [09:06 PM] Mouse223: lel
  748.  
  749. [09:06 PM] ThatLampPost: might have more luck taking it in the ass
  750.  
  751. [09:06 PM] Mouse223: probably
  752.  
  753. [09:06 PM] lililnahid: i'll take that as a yes
  754. ______________________________________
  755. pop_tart_candy1: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNNtz8R_xKbj8yiFgF9SgBQ/videos
  756.  
  757. [09:13 PM] pop_tart_candy1: savannah is a vid gaming chick
  758.  
  759. [09:14 PM] DJ_Church: Awful
  760.  
  761. [09:18 PM] lililnahid: isn't brandie the name of that weird family woman?
  762.  
  763. [09:18 PM] lililnahid: deafamily?
  764.  
  765. [09:19 PM] DJ_Church: Shhh no no
  766.  
  767. [09:19 PM] DJ_Church: If we talk about her she might come back
  768.  
  769. [09:19 PM] lililnahid: i think she found that stream
  770.  
  771. [09:19 PM] lililnahid: and watched him play
  772.  
  773. [09:19 PM] pop_tart_candy1: she may already be here
  774.  
  775. [09:19 PM] lililnahid: as one of the 6 viewers
  776.  
  777. [09:20 PM] WilliamTheBest1: Do you have her permission to say her real name out loud
  778.  
  779. [09:20 PM] lililnahid: no i don't
  780.  
  781. [09:20 PM] DJ_Church: Just a first name shouldnt be a big deal, but he's not wrong
  782.  
  783. [09:20 PM] pop_tart_candy1: savannah is my daughter
  784.  
  785. [09:21 PM] lililnahid: oh god
  786.  
  787. [09:21 PM] DJ_Church: Oh god
  788. ______________________________________
  789. lililnahid: how bad is it if i pee blood?
  790.  
  791. [09:54 PM] wizzkiller44: its cool bro i do it all the time
  792.  
  793. [09:57 PM] 24braydenstrong: lmao
  794. ______________________________________
  795. lililnahid: DJ
  796.  
  797. [07:12 PM] lililnahid: I HAVE FOUND PERFECTION
  798.  
  799. [07:12 PM] DJ_Church: I've been here the whole time
  800.  
  801. [07:13 PM] lililnahid: http://media.comicbook.com/2018/05/far-cry-5-shovel-launcher-1106518-1280x0.jpeg
  802.  
  803. [07:13 PM] lililnahid: Its a Shovel Launcher
  804.  
  805. [07:13 PM] DJ_Church: Interesting
  806.  
  807. [07:13 PM] lililnahid: It is the pinnacle of weaponry
  808.  
  809. [07:13 PM] lililnahid: No more guns
  810.  
  811. [07:13 PM] oscar_barrow278: what game is that?
  812.  
  813. [07:13 PM] lililnahid: only shovels
  814.  
  815. [07:14 PM] DJ_Church: But
  816.  
  817. [07:14 PM] DJ_Church: IT's a shovel gun
  818.  
  819. [07:14 PM] lililnahid: Shhhhhhh.......
  820.  
  821. [07:14 PM] lililnahid: Admire the gun DJ
  822.  
  823. [07:15 PM] DJ_Church: I thought it wasn't a gun
  824.  
  825. [07:15 PM] DJ_Church: I'm getting mixed signals from you
  826.  
  827. [07:15 PM] DJ_Church: And if you don't stop it I'll shoot you with my shovel gun
  828.  
  829. [07:16 PM] lililnahid: Well I'll just throw a shovel at you
  830. ______________________________________
  831. taciturn057: lilil, i have a question for u
  832.  
  833. [07:13 PM] taciturn057: what do you mean by 'generic' ?
  834.  
  835. [07:13 PM] lililnahid: as in
  836.  
  837. [07:13 PM] lililnahid: "normal"
  838.  
  839. [07:14 PM] taciturn057: lol, good then ;)
  840. ______________________________________
  841. lililnahid: /removechat
  842.  
  843. [04:32 PM] lililnahid: oh
  844.  
  845. [04:32 PM] lililnahid: wrong command
  846.  
  847. [04:33 PM] taciturn057: don t remove us lil plz
  848.  
  849. [04:33 PM] lililnahid: nah its just the script i got on here
  850.  
  851. [04:34 PM] DJ_Church: Lil you get that one wrong a lot
  852.  
  853. [04:35 PM] lililnahid: /removeDJ
  854.  
  855. [04:35 PM] lililnahid: awww
  856. ______________________________________
  857. lililnahid: twelve
  858.  
  859. [06:38 PM] twelvedoors: lil
  860.  
  861. [06:38 PM] lililnahid: in britain we'll be blendin up children's swag
  862.  
  863. [06:38 PM] twelvedoors: mmk
  864.  
  865. [06:38 PM] lililnahid: sorry i just had to repeat something
  866.  
  867. [06:38 PM] lililnahid: don't take that srsly
  868.  
  869. [06:39 PM] twelvedoors: so y'all won't be blendin up children's swag?
  870.  
  871. [06:40 PM] lililnahid: well
  872.  
  873. [06:40 PM] lililnahid: these guys will be
  874.  
  875. [06:42 PM] lililnahid: https://youtu.be/jsOStvdgHX4?t=1m11s
  876.  
  877. [06:42 PM] twelvedoors: oi
  878.  
  879. [06:43 PM] lililnahid: u wot m8
  880.  
  881. [06:45 PM] lililnahid: i have to quote that now....
  882.  
  883. [06:45 PM] twelvedoors: is that really worth quoting?
  884.  
  885. [06:46 PM] lililnahid: i'm not sure
  886.  
  887. [06:46 PM] lililnahid: but its on my clipboard now
  888.  
  889. [06:47 PM] twelvedoors: oh lil
  890.  
  891. [06:47 PM] twelvedoors: you ol so and so
  892.  
  893. [06:47 PM] lililnahid: maybe i should just quote that instead
  894. ______________________________________
  895. A random session.
  896. lililnahid: ech blech
  897.  
  898. [10:45 PM] lililnahid: i'm rly bloody late
  899.  
  900. [10:45 PM] whitetiger1234: hey lil
  901.  
  902. [10:45 PM] lililnahid: is it normal to put sharpies ** **** *****
  903.  
  904. [10:45 PM] lililnahid: ahem
  905.  
  906. [10:45 PM] lililnahid: what was censored was
  907.  
  908. [10:45 PM] lililnahid: in
  909.  
  910. [10:45 PM] lililnahid: your
  911.  
  912. [10:45 PM] lililnahid: ****
  913.  
  914. [10:46 PM] lililnahid: oh
  915.  
  916. [10:46 PM] lililnahid: bum
  917.  
  918. [10:46 PM] whitetiger1234: lol
  919.  
  920. [10:46 PM] Atheistman: in your jews?
  921.  
  922. [10:52 PM] lililnahid: oh
  923.  
  924. [10:52 PM] lililnahid: jen is here for once
  925.  
  926. [10:52 PM] JeniseS: at least once ;)
  927.  
  928. [10:53 PM] lililnahid: I feel like i charm women way too easily
  929.  
  930. [10:53 PM] lililnahid: but that might not be the case in reality
  931.  
  932. [10:54 PM] JeniseS: only you know your reality
  933.  
  934. [10:55 PM] JeniseS: or is it....you only know your reality...
  935.  
  936. [10:59 PM] HTCxREPEAT: oh hey lil
  937.  
  938. [10:59 PM] lililnahid: hello htc
  939.  
  940. [11:00 PM] AndrewW1556: hello
  941.  
  942. [11:01 PM] DJ_Church: Lil
  943.  
  944. [11:01 PM] lililnahid: DJ
  945.  
  946. [11:01 PM] DJ_Church: That must be the most ridiculous thing you've ever said
  947.  
  948. [11:01 PM] lililnahid: what thing?
  949.  
  950. [11:01 PM] lililnahid: the sharpies or the charming?
  951.  
  952. [11:03 PM] lililnahid: i'm thinking the sharpies
  953. ____________________________________
  954. after spamming for a while....
  955. Ilovehack: Kongregate Notice: To prevent spamming, we've limited how fast you can submit messages. Please try again.
  956.  
  957. [11:06 PM] twelvedoors: little bunny foo foo, i don't want to see you, spamming in the chat room and making it hard to chat
  958.  
  959. [11:06 PM] twelvedoors: if you do it one more time, i'm going to turn you into a goon
  960.  
  961. [11:06 PM] lililnahid: you're forcing twelve to do his job
  962.  
  963. [11:06 PM] twelvedoors: and i hate to do my job
  964.  
  965. [11:06 PM] Ilovehack: The chat told meh: "Kongregate Notice: To prevent spamming, we've limited how fast you can submit messages. Please try again."
  966.  
  967. [11:07 PM] twelvedoors: take that message to heart
  968. ________________________________________
  969. lililnahid: did i miss anybody?
  970.  
  971. [05:54 PM] lililnahid: in the list i mean
  972.  
  973. [05:55 PM] DJ_Church: It's a list of people you know
  974.  
  975. [05:55 PM] DJ_Church: How would we know who you do and don't know
  976.  
  977. [05:55 PM] lililnahid: what about regs?
  978.  
  979. [05:55 PM] 9thDr: i'm complex?
  980.  
  981. [05:55 PM] DJ_Church: What about
  982.  
  983. [05:55 PM] DJ_Church: White, cel, CL?
  984.  
  985. [05:55 PM] lililnahid: ooooo
  986.  
  987. [05:55 PM] twelvedoors: cel's on there
  988.  
  989. [05:56 PM] celestialheart: what?
  990.  
  991. [05:56 PM] lililnahid: i forgot who CL was..
  992.  
  993. [05:56 PM] twelvedoors: lil's profile list of regs
  994.  
  995. [05:56 PM] DJ_Church: Whoops
  996.  
  997. [05:56 PM] celestialheart: lil i'm not a weeb
  998.  
  999. [05:56 PM] DJ_Church: Overlooked it
  1000.  
  1001. [05:56 PM] 9thDr: oh, i'm listed as complex on there
  1002.  
  1003. [05:56 PM] celestialheart: does lump me in with tho *** *******
  1004.  
  1005. [05:56 PM] celestialheart: wo
  1006.  
  1007. [05:56 PM] celestialheart: w
  1008.  
  1009. [05:56 PM] celestialheart: it wasn't even that bas
  1010.  
  1011. [05:56 PM] DJ_Church: What?
  1012.  
  1013. [05:56 PM] celestialheart: *ba
  1014.  
  1015. [05:56 PM] celestialheart: *BAD
  1016.  
  1017. [05:57 PM] DJ_Church: Did you mean "don't lump me in"?
  1018.  
  1019. [05:57 PM] celestialheart: yes
  1020.  
  1021. [05:57 PM] DJ_Church: With who?
  1022.  
  1023. [05:57 PM] lililnahid: i think cel is even worse at spelling than me
  1024.  
  1025. [05:57 PM] celestialheart: kong notice pls go away
  1026.  
  1027. [05:57 PM] celestialheart: i'm eating somethin
  1028.  
  1029. [05:58 PM] celestialheart: it can spell
  1030.  
  1031. [05:58 PM] DJ_Church: The food can spell?
  1032.  
  1033. [05:58 PM] celestialheart: i don't read what I type
  1034.  
  1035. [05:58 PM] twelvedoors: are you eating a person?
  1036.  
  1037. [05:58 PM] celestialheart: can you not
  1038.  
  1039. [05:58 PM] DJ_Church: You should probably read what you type
  1040.  
  1041. [05:58 PM] celestialheart: no
  1042.  
  1043. [05:59 PM] celestialheart: also I'm not a weeb
  1044.  
  1045. [05:59 PM] guisha09: that sounds like something a weeb would say
  1046.  
  1047. [05:59 PM] celestialheart: i'm not
  1048.  
  1049. [05:59 PM] DJ_Church: No a weeb would be happy to be a weeb
  1050.  
  1051. [06:00 PM] celestialheart: that would be sad
  1052. ________________________________________
  1053. xxriosparkxx: I'm impartial and constructive.
  1054.  
  1055. [06:32 PM] DJ_Church: I'm bery viased
  1056.  
  1057. [06:32 PM] DJ_Church: biased*
  1058.  
  1059. [06:32 PM] DJ_Church: I hate you and everything you create
  1060.  
  1061. [06:32 PM] twelvedoors: i'm the opposite
  1062.  
  1063. [06:33 PM] DJ_Church: Together we're like, the perfectly balanced parental couple
  1064.  
  1065. [06:33 PM] xxriosparkxx: Wait, what am I?
  1066.  
  1067. [06:33 PM] twelvedoors: are you suggesting that we adopt lil and start a reality show
  1068.  
  1069. [06:33 PM] xxriosparkxx: The impartial uncle?
  1070.  
  1071. [06:33 PM] lililnahid: you're the third wheel
  1072.  
  1073. [06:34 PM] xxriosparkxx: Damn...
  1074.  
  1075. [06:34 PM] DJ_Church: Sorry man
  1076.  
  1077. [06:34 PM] DJ_Church: you're like the college friendship that should've ended senior year
  1078.  
  1079. [06:34 PM] DJ_Church: but me and twelve, who met in French class, aren't prepared to tell you
  1080.  
  1081. [06:34 PM] twelvedoors: i only managed to keep one friend i met in college
  1082.  
  1083. [06:34 PM] xxriosparkxx: Its the tricycle situation all over again...
  1084. ____________________________________
  1085. martyn898: spark alcohol drugs smoking partying all banned in college i went to
  1086.  
  1087. [07:00 PM] xxriosparkxx: Martyn...that is a sad college.
  1088.  
  1089. [07:00 PM] martyn898: no dorms
  1090.  
  1091. [07:00 PM] twelvedoors: but he's talking about a UK college, i.e. a US high school
  1092.  
  1093. [07:00 PM] martyn898: 18 rated stuff is banned in college
  1094.  
  1095. [07:00 PM] xxriosparkxx: Even the private, catholic university I went to had block parties, and weed circles.
  1096.  
  1097. [07:01 PM] martyn898: college i went to has cctv cameras in every hallway lunch hall and library
  1098.  
  1099. [07:02 PM] lililnahid: the amount of weed in a single town is surprising
  1100.  
  1101. [07:02 PM] xxriosparkxx: Are you sure that's not the setting of 1984, Mart?
  1102.  
  1103. [07:02 PM] martyn898: nope 21 century college
  1104.  
  1105. [07:02 PM] lililnahid: in fact i used to be a stoner for a bit
  1106.  
  1107. [07:02 PM] lililnahid: kinda awesome
  1108.  
  1109. [07:02 PM] twelvedoors: i still am
  1110.  
  1111. [07:03 PM] xxriosparkxx: What made you put down the bong, Lil?
  1112.  
  1113. [07:04 PM] lililnahid: i ran out
  1114.  
  1115. [07:04 PM] lililnahid: of money
  1116.  
  1117. [07:04 PM] lililnahid: and weed
  1118.  
  1119. [07:04 PM] twelvedoors: lol that'll do it
  1120.  
  1121. [07:04 PM] xxriosparkxx: That's so sad...
  1122.  
  1123. [07:04 PM] lililnahid: and then i started studying
  1124.  
  1125. [07:04 PM] twelvedoors: "dankrupt," they call it
  1126.  
  1127. [07:04 PM] lililnahid: and then i found a cheaper alternative
  1128.  
  1129. [07:04 PM] lililnahid: which was leaning
  1130.  
  1131. [07:04 PM] twelvedoors: that's how lil wayne got himself into a coma, young man
  1132.  
  1133. [07:04 PM] lililnahid: and i still do it today
  1134.  
  1135. [07:05 PM] Rachiface: "Dankrupt"
  1136.  
  1137. [07:05 PM] Rachiface: I lol'd
  1138.  
  1139. [07:05 PM] xxriosparkxx: Dankrupcy is real, kids.
  1140. ______________________________________
  1141. lililnahid: But why is dj listed under gone but not forgotten?
  1142.  
  1143. twelvedoors: he's phasing out of here
  1144.  
  1145. lililnahid: Oh rly
  1146.  
  1147. lililnahid: Thats sad
  1148.  
  1149. twelvedoors: yeah, but so is everyone else too
  1150.  
  1151. lililnahid: Ok that's all I needed to know
  1152.  
  1153. lililnahid: I will stay loyal
  1154.  
  1155. lililnahid: I promise that
  1156.  
  1157. twelvedoors: haha i'll be here till they turn the lights off probably
  1158.  
  1159. lililnahid: In fact I'll quote it
  1160. ______________________________________
  1161. lililnahid: This was nice but I have work to do tommorow
  1162.  
  1163. lililnahid: Buhbye
  1164.  
  1165. twelvedoors: by elil
  1166.  
  1167. twelvedoors: bye lil, even
  1168.  
  1169. JUL 14 - 7:53PM
  1170. baepantre: ELIL!
  1171.  
  1172. twelvedoors: i have a buddy coming over to help me with my brakes so i too am leaving soon
  1173.  
  1174. lililnahid: I'm quoting that now
  1175.  
  1176. twelvedoors: hardly seems worth quoting
  1177.  
  1178. lililnahid: It's a golden moment
  1179.  
  1180. twelvedoors: you're a golden moment
  1181.  
  1182. twelvedoors: in the history of the world
  1183. ______________________________________
  1184. I can't explain this one...
  1185. https://pastebin.com/TvC3Ce6t
  1186. ______________________________________
  1187. celestialheart: 12 wanna hear a joke
  1188.  
  1189. twelvedoors: always
  1190.  
  1191. celestialheart: do you know what the french call pot?
  1192.  
  1193. twelvedoors: what do the french call pot?
  1194.  
  1195. celestialheart: oui'd
  1196. ______________________________________
  1197. [05:28 PM] lililnahid: twelve, i don't want to be that last reg on here
  1198.  
  1199. [05:28 PM] twelvedoors: oh, that will probably be me
  1200.  
  1201. [05:29 PM] lililnahid: What if i make an oath to attempt to outlast you?
  1202.  
  1203. [05:29 PM] twelvedoors: then it may be you!
  1204.  
  1205. [05:29 PM] lililnahid: that's pleasing but also saddening
  1206. ______________________________________
  1207. I am a current reg of atlas, working on a spotify playlist full of beatsies:
  1208.  
  1209. As of 04/09/18 this playlist is a WIP, i have literally no idea how to share it privately so pls wait until it is complete.
  1210.  
  1211. If you want any quick links to some chill beatsies, they're unfortunately gone... but the playlist will stuffed with'em!
  1212.  
  1213. If i do figure out a way the link to it will be underneath here:
  1214.  
  1215.  
  1216. Thanks for waiting.
  1217.  
  1218.  
  1219.  
  1220. (Not there yet...)
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