##GREETING## (could be blank also)
r"(To the Federal Communications Commission:|To the FCC:|Dear FCC,|Dear Chairman Pai,|Dear Mr\. Pai,|Dear Commissioners:|To whom it may concern:|Chairman Pai:|FCC:|Mr Pai:|FCC commissioners,)"
##TOPIC##
r"(My comments re:|I'm concerned about|Hi, I'd like to comment on|With respect to|I'm very worried about|Regarding|I have thoughts on|I want to give my opinion on|I'm a voter worried about|I am a voter worried about|In the matter of|I'm contacting you about|I would like to comment on|I want to give my opinion on|I'd like to share my thoughts on|I'm very concerned about|I am concerned about|I have concerns about|In reference to|With respect to) (the FCC's so-called Open Internet order\.|Net Neutrality and Title II\.|net neutrality and Title II\.|the Open Internet order\.|restoring Internet freedom\.|an open Internet\.|Network Neutrality\.|the FCC's Open Internet order\.|network neutrality regulations\.|Internet regulation\.|Internet regulation and net neutrality\.|net neutrality regulations\.|Internet freedom\.|net neutrality rules\.|Net neutrality\.|internet regulations\.|Title 2 and net neutrality\.|net neutrality\.|regulations on the Internet\.|the Obama takeover of the Internet\.|the FCC rules on the Internet\.|the FCC regulations on the Internet\.|Internet Freedom\.|the future of the Internet\.|Title II rules\.|NET NEUTRALITY\.) "
##DEMAND##
r"I( strongly|'d like to| want to| would like to|) (encourage|recommend|demand|suggest|advocate|ask|implore|request|urge) (the Federal Communications Commission|Chairman Pai|the commission|the commissioners|the FCC|you|the government|Ajit Pai|) to (undo|repeal|rescind|overturn|reverse|) (Barack Obama's|President Obama's|The previous administration's|Obama's|The Obama\/Wheeler|Tom Wheeler's|) (order|plan|scheme|power grab|decision|policy) to (take over|regulate|control|) (the Internet|Internet access|broadband|the web)\."
##BELIEF##
r"(Individual Americans|Individuals|Americans|Citizens|Internet users|Individual citizens|People like me|), (rather than|as opposed to|not) (so-called experts|the FCC|big government|unelected bureaucrats|non-elected bureaucrats|Washington|Washington bureaucrats|the FCC Enforcement Bureau|), ((deserve|should be empowered|should be able|should be free|ought) to|(should)) (enjoy|use|purchase|buy|select) (whatever|whichever|the|which) (services|products|applications) (we|they) (prefer|want|choose|desire)\."
##ACCUSATION##
r"(Barack Obama's|President Obama's|The previous administration's|Obama's|The Obama\/Wheeler|Tom Wheeler's|) (order|plan|scheme|power grab|decision|policy) to (take over|regulate|control|) (the Internet|Internet access|broadband|the web) is a (corruption|betrayal|perversion|exploitation |exploitation|distortion) of (the open Internet|net neutrality)\."
##ASSERTION##
r"It (reversed|stopped|disrupted|broke|ended|undid) a (hands-off|free-market|pro-consumer|market-based|light-touch) (framework|approach|system|policy) that (worked|functioned|performed) (remarkably|supremely|very|very, very|exceptionally|fabulously|) (smoothly|successfully|well) for (many years|a long time|decades|two decades) with (bipartisan|Republican and Democrat|nearly universal|both parties'|broad bipartisan) (approval|backing|consensus|support)\."