Horsefest (JojoxMLP)

Based on the prompt:
So if all the writefags stories / characters were set in EqG 2 / battle of the bands and the main antagonist were the sirens / the only way they could win is to form their own stand bands and defeat other stand bands both musically and physically which character would do what?
Very confusing question but I like the idea of creating scenarios.

>A band of Anons, each on a different instrument and trying their best not to sing anime songs.
>Erich joins forces with Aryanne and her family, but only sing german songs so that costs them points.
>Care, Derpy and her sisters put on a great light show, but get defeated by the next round.
>The Storm Sisters don't participate, but instead try to profit from the situation by selling shirts and merchandise from the bands.

>A band of Anons, each on a different instrument and trying their best not to sing anime songs.
>Not to hide their power levels, but to keep themselves from getting into an argument over anime preference on stage.

>"What do you mean we aren't doing the Lucky Star op?!"
>"Hare Hare Yukai is way better than that bro."
>"My ass is way better than that! We are playing Raspberry Heaven!"
>"Toradora!"
>"Love Live!"
>"Idolmaster!"
>"Umaru-Chan!"
>"Barakamon!"
>"Watamote!"
>They continue to argue for a whole hour, until...
>"「Anon UNITS」, you are up in five."
>"Shit, what are we going to do?"
>"Perhaps, it's for the best. I've always wanted a siren waifu to walk all over me."
>"Uh, guys. I think I found something we can all compromise with."

>The song they end up perfoming was...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukCYa6BbyYA

>The competition ends up becoming much bigger than expected.
>Celestia and Luna get more people to judge the participants.
>Who are the new judges?

>Crystal prep gets involved
>Abacus Cinch decides to step in as judge for her institution
>The Shadowbolts form a group and have an extremely hard time deciding on what to play
>Scilight steps in and decides to give it a try
>Hell breaks loose one movie early and Midnight Sparkle slaughters the Dazzlings.

>As Midnight Sparkle breaks loose and begins to fight with the full powered Dazzlings, three Anons watch the battle from the top of a hill.
>"Dude..."
>"I know..."
>"This is Anime as fuck!"
>"We should totally start playing the soundtrack to this battle."
>"Yeah, let's get it on with some Darker Than Black!"
>"Darker Than,,, sometimes I think you say these things just to piss me off. We are playing motherfucking Magic Knight Rayearth."
>"Fuck you and your old school shit. We are gonna hype it up with some JAM Project!"
>"I'm gonna hype you up with my dick!"
>The Anons begin to brawl between themselves, their fists and stands filled with anger, cringe and strong opinions on who's waifu is the best.
>Suddenly, the Rainbooms emerge near the battle, begin to play their part of Welcome to the Show, resulting in a combo of Daydream Shimmer and a giant rainbow alicorn.
>The situation is resolved just like in the other movies.
>From the remains of the judges table, Ziggy Stardust contemplates in deep thought in his seat, the blasts, lasers and tears in the fabric of reality having conveniently missed the place where he was sitting.
"Well... it was impressive, but they ended up putting more effort in those CGI effects, and the lyrics seemed kind of improvised at certain points. Then again, maybe I'm not being completely objective since I'm not really into this genre of music, and I guess I should cut them some slack since they are children. What do you think?"
>He turns around only to find Celestia and Luna had fled the scene and only remained a fainted Cinch, and Cadence and Harshwhinny hidden under the table.
"Was it that bad?... Oh, right! They are all disqualified since that team lost in the semi finals and the Dazzlings weren't supposed to perform with a member of another team... Then who's left?"
>His attention is piqued by a group of beaten up guys on top of a hill, vaguely performing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La5SvNbViKE
"It's about a team of young women fighting toghether against evil... and the Saturn was great... I'm more into the Paris Group, but I digress. They are the true winners!" He declares by posing.
>「Anon UNITS」won free pizza coupons fro that night, but never played again since then.