*OUTDATED* Profile of Emma Strauss

NAME: Doctor Emma Strauss
	“Vhile you are here, you vouldn't mind tryink somesink for me, vould you? It is entirely harmless, I assure you.”
OFFICIO: Thirteenth, on the Love Boat™
RANK: Venenum, Warmaster
BIO: Emma Strauss has been around for as long as anyone can remember. She began her career formulating combat stimulants and other utility drugs more potent than ever thought possible. As her fame and funding grew, so too did her ambition. Strauss' experiments became more grandiose and elaborate by the day, all in the name of creating the perfect magical girl – no matter the cost.
ABILITY: EVEN MORE SCIENCE.
WEAPONRY: A syringe gauntlet, peerless intellect and morals looser than a Santa Destroy hooker.
	STRENGTH	 B
	SPEED		 D
	MELEE 		 C
	RANGED		 A
	SCIENCE		 EX
	TACTICS		 SS
	CHARM		 B

TRIVIA
-“Strauss” isn't her real last name. It's taken from her favourite composer, Johann Strauss II. Her true name is a mystery even to the Thirteenth himself.

-In contrast to her apprentice, Fran Madaraki, Strauss staunchly refuses to perform any alterations to her own body, nor will she sample any of her concoctions, no matter how “harmless”.

-Contrary to popular belief, the Doctor isn't all crazy mad scientist experiments. She has written numerous papers concerning the effects of various chemicals on soul gems and magical girl physiology and single-handedly created the foundation for many modern Venenum practices.

---provided wholesale by an anonymous bear-related source