SIStuck: Introductory Memo

[17:52]  * obeliskQuincunx has opened memo on board qwertyuiop
[17:52] <obeliskQuincunx> So this is a thing
[17:52] <pausePurpose> yup guess so XD
[17:52] <hextechAcolyte> It really is, yeah
[17:52] <pausePurpose> eloquently put my dude
[17:53] <hextechAcolyte> truly a master wordsmith, this one
[17:53] <invisibleIntrovert> Guess it is a thing, huh?
[17:53] <pausePurpose> oh boi
[17:53] <pausePurpose> things
[17:53] <obeliskQuincunx> Things sure do exist
[17:53] <obeliskQuincunx> Especially this one
[17:53] <hextechAcolyte> i find that most things tend to do that
[17:53] <pausePurpose> funny how they do that
[17:53] <invisibleIntrovert> It sure does seem to exist
[17:53] <pausePurpose> wow we are all idiots
[17:54] <obeliskQuincunx> Eeyup
[17:54] <hextechAcolyte> we really are, yeah
[17:54] <invisibleIntrovert> So what be the haps?
[17:54] <hextechAcolyte> not much, tkd in a half hour
[17:54] <obeliskQuincunx> Absolutely nothing
[17:54] <pausePurpose> wat is tkd
[17:54] <hextechAcolyte> taekwondo
[17:54] <pausePurpose> wait will google
[17:54] <pausePurpose> oh
[17:55] <pausePurpose> ...i see
[17:55] <pausePurpose> so you're a taekwondo type huh
[17:55] <hextechAcolyte> yeah
[17:55] <pausePurpose> well then
[17:56] <pausePurpose> i just expected more from a purveyor of fine roleplay experiences
[17:56] <hextechAcolyte> dude, i am like the mega nerd
[17:56] <hextechAcolyte> RPing, video games, and martial arts
[17:56] <hextechAcolyte> that's like the holy trinity of nerd-dom
[17:56] <pausePurpose> i feel this deep in my soul
[17:56] <pausePurpose> i have been moved by the trinity
[17:56] <obeliskQuincunx> Needs more comic books and anime
[17:57] <hextechAcolyte> those are part of the holy pentagon of ner-dom
[17:57] <obeliskQuincunx> Ah, of course
[17:57] <obeliskQuincunx> Now it all makes sense
[17:57] <pausePurpose> whereas the unholy pentagram would be 4chan, 9gag, new seasons of doctor who, and what?
[17:58] <hextechAcolyte> hey, doctor who is cool
[17:58] <hextechAcolyte> i mean, i dont watch it
[17:58] <hextechAcolyte> but its cool
[17:58] <pausePurpose> sure sure, but the NEW seasons
[17:58] <obeliskQuincunx> I will fight you
[17:58] <obeliskQuincunx> I'll get beat up, but I'll fight you
[17:59] <invisibleIntrovert> I don't think the new seasons are that bad
[17:59] <pausePurpose> well maybe not absolutely awful, but the writing's just not up to par
[17:59] <invisibleIntrovert> As compared to...?
[18:00] <pausePurpose> season 3 was like the high point
[18:00] <pausePurpose> the maximum, peak levels of whovian extasy
[18:01] <invisibleIntrovert> I've never been a fan of like the really early seasons.
[18:01] <pausePurpose> O___O
[18:01] <invisibleIntrovert> Though believe me, I've tried.
[18:01] <pausePurpose> O______O
[18:02] <hextechAcolyte> I still dont actually watch the show
[18:02] <invisibleIntrovert> What?
[18:02] <invisibleIntrovert> Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, I'll have you know.
[18:02] <obeliskQuincunx> As long as they understand they're wrong, yeah
[18:02] <pausePurpose> but just look at david tennant's weird sort of gaunt face, doing that thing it does where it's like his mouth is downturned and his eyes are sort of intensely cast in a direction
[18:03] <pausePurpose> and you will immediately love seasons 2-4 or whatever it was XD
[18:03] <obeliskQuincunx> ^
[18:03] <obeliskQuincunx> Tennant best nant
[18:03] <pausePurpose> tennant is best grill
[18:03] <hextechAcolyte> i dont actually remember which doctor i liked, but i think it was the 11th
[18:03] <hextechAcolyte> was that matt smith?
[18:03] <hextechAcolyte> or was that another guy?
[18:04] <obeliskQuincunx> Yeah
[18:04] <obeliskQuincunx> Smith was 11
[18:04] <pausePurpose> that was either best grill or bowtie man, yup
[18:04] <hextechAcolyte> was he the guy that did the buttons thing?
[18:04] <hextechAcolyte> in that one episode?
[18:04] <hextechAcolyte> with the buttons?
[18:04] <obeliskQuincunx> ??
[18:04] <pausePurpose> ...?
[18:04] <hextechAcolyte> he was like "y'shouldnt have let me hit all those buttons"
[18:04] <obeliskQuincunx> Okay yeah that was Tennant
[18:05] <hextechAcolyte> alright
[18:05] <hextechAcolyte> then yeah, he is best nant
[18:05] <pausePurpose> button boy is best grill
[18:05] <obeliskQuincunx> Or rather
[18:05] <obeliskQuincunx> John Smith
[18:05] <invisibleIntrovert> Tennant is best Doctor in my opinion.
[18:05] <hextechAcolyte> keep in mind, i will completely forget this by the next time it's brought up
[18:05] <pausePurpose> awwww the feeeeeeeeeeeels on that episode
[18:05] <pausePurpose> *arc?
[18:05] <pausePurpose> arc
[18:05] <obeliskQuincunx> Pretty sure John Smith was just one episode
[18:06] <pausePurpose> thought it was 2?
[18:06] <hextechAcolyte> i thought that was his whole alt persona?
[18:06] <pausePurpose> whatever
[18:06] <hextechAcolyte> like, any time he needed to tell his name, he used john smith
[18:06] <invisibleIntrovert> I'd just like to point out.
[18:06] <pausePurpose> yeah but there was a thing in one arc that i cannot spoil but is great
[18:06] <hextechAcolyte> im probably not gonna watch it, so if you guys wanna nerd out about this, feel free
[18:06] <invisibleIntrovert> The transition from Tennant to Smith was very awkward and anti-climatic
[18:07] <obeliskQuincunx> Blame Smith
[18:07] <hextechAcolyte> ^
[18:07] <invisibleIntrovert> Won't say why because spoilers.
[18:07] <invisibleIntrovert> But PP probably knows what I mean.
[18:07] <obeliskQuincunx> C'mon.  Has anyone here, other than Hex, not already seen it?
[18:07] <hextechAcolyte> wait, was smith the weird army guy?
[18:08] <pausePurpose> that was ear man
[18:08] <obeliskQuincunx> No, that was Eccleston
[18:08] <pausePurpose> exactly
[18:08] <obeliskQuincunx> Smith was the fez guy
[18:08] <hextechAcolyte> oh, right, that guy
[18:08] <pausePurpose> ear man, button boy, button boy^2, and fez guy
[18:08] <pausePurpose> wait shit
[18:08] <invisibleIntrovert> Also, in response to your question OQ, I only recently saw that episode.
[18:09] <obeliskQuincunx> So what you're saying is
[18:09] <obeliskQuincunx> Yes, except for Hex we've all seen it?
[18:09] <hextechAcolyte> yeah
[18:09] <hextechAcolyte> go ahead and nerd out about it, i wont watch it, probably
[18:09] <pausePurpose> that's just such a sad thought though
[18:10] <pausePurpose> somebody just not watching dw
[18:10] <hextechAcolyte> i watched most of tennant
[18:10] <hextechAcolyte> i think
[18:10] <invisibleIntrovert> I only watch it periodically.
[18:10] <invisibleIntrovert> Mainly whenever its on BBC.
[18:10] <invisibleIntrovert> Which is like
[18:10] <obeliskQuincunx> Yeah, when it's on
[18:10] <invisibleIntrovert> Mid-morning.
[18:10] <obeliskQuincunx> Too lazy to go through the saved episodes
[18:10] <obeliskQuincunx> Bluh.  AFK a bit
[18:10] <invisibleIntrovert> And I sleep in until late Morning.
[18:10] <hextechAcolyte> alright, ive got tkd pretty soon, so im gonna head out
[18:11] <hextechAcolyte> ill be back in an hour or so, cya
[18:11] <pausePurpose> iight bye
[18:11] <invisibleIntrovert> See ya, HA
[18:11] <invisibleIntrovert> Ha. It's funny. Their name is HA.
[18:11] <pausePurpose> ha ha
[18:12] <invisibleIntrovert> So what else is going on?
[18:12] <pausePurpose> oh right
[18:12] <pausePurpose> who even started this shitfest?
[18:13] <pausePurpose> prolly oq
[18:13] <pausePurpose> tyyyyyyypical
[18:15] <pausePurpose> welp on my end, i have a project involving editing the head of my vice principal where i go to school onto that jesus meme
[18:16] <pausePurpose> so that'll be a thing in the background
[18:16] <pausePurpose> probably inextricably linked with this conversation in my memory later
[18:16] <pausePurpose> *shudder*
[18:16] <invisibleIntrovert> Oh, that sounds just splendid.
[18:17] <pausePurpose> it is
[18:17] <pausePurpose> it really is
[18:19] <invisibleIntrovert> I remember I used to photoshop Elmo's head onto everything
[18:19] <invisibleIntrovert> Obama, Bruce Willis, Katy Perry.
[18:19] <pausePurpose> that's just horrifying
[18:19] <invisibleIntrovert> Eeeeeeverything.
[18:21] <pausePurpose> that's not even ironic or memetic or anything it's just disturbing
[18:21] <invisibleIntrovert> Nope, it really is just disturbing.
[18:21] <invisibleIntrovert> I can also mimic his voice.
[18:21] <pausePurpose> oh hell no
[18:21] <invisibleIntrovert> I like to pretend he's a gang member and Sesame Street is his turf.
[18:22] <obeliskQuincunx> And back
[18:22] <obeliskQuincunx> Miss anything good?
[18:22] <pausePurpose> H E L P
[18:22] <obeliskQuincunx> No
[18:22] == hextechAcolyte [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
[18:23] <pausePurpose> H   E   L   P
[18:23] <obeliskQuincunx> N o
[18:24] <pausePurpose> H         E         L         P
[18:24] <obeliskQuincunx> N  o
[18:24] <pausePurpose> B E A T L E S
[18:24] <obeliskQuincunx> O h
[18:24] <invisibleIntrovert> ?
[18:24] <pausePurpose> H E L P
[18:24] <pausePurpose> I   N E E D   S O M E B O D Y
[18:25] <invisibleIntrovert> ???
[18:25] <obeliskQuincunx> PP is kill
[18:25] <pausePurpose> H E L P
[18:25] <obeliskQuincunx> F
[18:25] <pausePurpose> N O T   J U S T   A N Y B O D Y
[18:26] <pausePurpose> yeah i'll stop
[18:26] <invisibleIntrovert> Was that
[18:26] <invisibleIntrovert> ...What *was* that?
[18:27] <pausePurpose> It was H I GH   C U L T U R E
[18:28] <obeliskQuincunx> Uh... huh
[18:29] <pausePurpose> it's beatles
[18:29] <invisibleIntrovert> Oookay.
[18:29] <pausePurpose> i swear it's just music not a desperate plea for human affection
[18:29] <obeliskQuincunx> Subtle
[18:30] <pausePurpose> huehue
[18:32] <obeliskQuincunx> I mean I can start copy-pasting in my music if y'want
[18:32] <pausePurpose> i don't know if my body is ready for that
[18:33] <invisibleIntrovert> I don't think anyone's body is ready for that.
[18:34] <invisibleIntrovert> In any case, I gotta head out. Phone's about to die.
[18:34] <obeliskQuincunx> Later
[18:34] <pausePurpose> iight bye
[18:34] <obeliskQuincunx> We'll miss you
[18:34] <invisibleIntrovert> Talk to you losers later c:
[18:34]  * invisibleIntrovert left the memo
[18:34] <pausePurpose> and then there were 2
[18:34] <obeliskQuincunx> And then there were two
[18:34] <obeliskQuincunx> Dang it
[18:34] <pausePurpose> oh my gos
[18:34] <pausePurpose> that is
[18:34] <pausePurpose> wow
[18:35] <obeliskQuincunx> Ninja'd by typing the letters
[18:35] <pausePurpose> i can't even spell, i am so tremendously flabbergasted
[18:35] <obeliskQuincunx> 10/10 well done
[18:36] <pausePurpose> this just makes me even happier than the furry face of vice jesus
[18:36] <obeliskQuincunx> wot
[18:36] <pausePurpose> i am in the process of editing my vice principal's face onto that like
[18:36] <pausePurpose> argentinian jesus statue that is a meme
[18:36] <obeliskQuincunx> And... your vice principal's face is furry?
[18:37] <pausePurpose> he has a very thorough beard
[18:37] <obeliskQuincunx> Ah
[18:37] <obeliskQuincunx> Majestic
[18:37] <pausePurpose> it just sorta wraps all the way around his face
[18:37] <pausePurpose> it's beautiful
[18:37] <pausePurpose> like a wild eagle soaring through the pale skyline of his near-retiree head
[18:38] <obeliskQuincunx> That sounds amazing
[18:38] <obeliskQuincunx> This man is a national treasure
[18:38] <obeliskQuincunx> Clearly
[18:39] <pausePurpose> if i could show you the edit without mildly violating his personal privacy rights i really would
[18:39] <pausePurpose> i have a legitimate respect for the ability to have a proper beard
[18:39] <obeliskQuincunx> Of course
[18:40] <obeliskQuincunx> I should try to grow a beard one of these days
[18:40] <pausePurpose> it's a lot of fun
[18:40] <pausePurpose> the real struggle is in the fact that your first try actually needs to be cut away several times before the beardage starts filling out
[18:40] <obeliskQuincunx> Why's that?
[18:41] <pausePurpose> elsewise you just look like a crazed amish dude
[18:41] <obeliskQuincunx> Ah
[18:41] <obeliskQuincunx> Don't want that
[18:41] <pausePurpose> you really don't, it's a terrible look
[18:42] <obeliskQuincunx> Sounds like
[18:42] <obeliskQuincunx> I'll do my best to keep that in mind
[18:42] <obeliskQuincunx> Does it still count if I already shave, just never really tried to, y'know, not?
[18:43] <pausePurpose> i'm not sure
[18:43] <pausePurpose> i started growing a beard right from when i first could
[18:43] <pausePurpose> so beard development was all i ever knew
[18:43] <obeliskQuincunx> Huh
[18:43] <obeliskQuincunx> Guess that's one way to do it
[18:44] <pausePurpose> yeah well it worked in a couple play parts so eh
[18:46] <obeliskQuincunx> Fair enough
[18:47] <pausePurpose> oh right so
[18:47] <pausePurpose> what's the deal with this memo?
[18:47] <obeliskQuincunx> Dunno
[18:47] <obeliskQuincunx> Bored
[18:47] <obeliskQuincunx> Thought why not
[18:47] <pausePurpose> as good a reason as any
[18:48] <obeliskQuincunx> Eeyup
[18:49] <pausePurpose> now debating whether to edit furry vp's head onto a fish as well
[18:49] <obeliskQuincunx> Do it
[18:49] <pausePurpose> yeah it was never much of a question really
[18:50] <obeliskQuincunx> It really wasn't
[18:52] <obeliskQuincunx> So...
[18:52] <obeliskQuincunx> Nice weather we've been having
[18:52] <pausePurpose> i have no idea where you are, but it's been cloudy as anything here
[18:52] <pausePurpose> so yeah, it's actually great XD
[18:53] <obeliskQuincunx> Nice
[18:53] <obeliskQuincunx> Today's been pretty good
[18:53] <obeliskQuincunx> Not too hot, not too cold
[18:54] <pausePurpose> have now edited a tie onto a coffee cup
[18:54] <pausePurpose> i think i am the world's best maker of situational shitposts
[18:54] <obeliskQuincunx> Heck yes
[18:56] <pausePurpose> branded-coffee-mugs-logo.png
[18:56] <pausePurpose> that failed
[18:56] <pausePurpose> that... just failed entirely
[18:57] <pausePurpose> wow ok
[18:57] <pausePurpose> genius here
[18:57] == invisibleIntrovert [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Bye]
[18:57] <obeliskQuincunx> Well done
[18:58] <obeliskQuincunx> Gotta post it on imgur or wherever first
[18:58] <pausePurpose> seems like
[18:58] <pausePurpose> but uuuugh
[18:58] <pausePurpose> idontwanna
[18:58] <pausePurpose> the tie mug can just remain a mystery for the ages
[18:59] <obeliskQuincunx> It'll haunt me to my grave
[18:59] <obeliskQuincunx> Never knowing
[18:59] <pausePurpose> uh did my internet just die?
[19:00] <pausePurpose> oooo deer
[19:00] <pausePurpose> hello?
[19:00] <obeliskQuincunx> Nah, you're still here
[19:00] <pausePurpose> ah good
[19:00] <pausePurpose> then google is just rip in pepperoni
[19:01] <obeliskQuincunx> A moment of silence for our lost friend
[19:02] <pausePurpose> yeah i don't know what's up with that
[19:02] <pausePurpose> internet is very screwy
[19:02] <obeliskQuincunx> Works fine for me
[19:02] <pausePurpose> well yeah
[19:02] <pausePurpose> you don't have my literal yam for a router
[19:03] <obeliskQuincunx> That
[19:03] <obeliskQuincunx> Is true
[19:03] <pausePurpose> yeeeeeah my internet is slowly dying, it seems
[19:03] <pausePurpose> this happens when the bandwidth starts choking
[19:04] <obeliskQuincunx> So it goes
[19:04] <pausePurpose> at some point this conversation is probably gonna cut out, so let's just jabber about nothing until i fade away into infinity then go downstairs to drink juice and reset the yam
[19:04] <obeliskQuincunx> Makes sense
[19:04] <obeliskQuincunx> Any topics come to mind?
[19:05] <pausePurpose> well now i'm hungry, so let's discuss yams
[19:05] <obeliskQuincunx> Aright
[19:05] <obeliskQuincunx> Yams
[19:05] <obeliskQuincunx> They sure are yams
[19:06] <pausePurpose> did you know that yams were first brought to the united states by slaves coming to south carolina in the charleston area?
[19:06] <pausePurpose> fascinating stuff
[19:06] <obeliskQuincunx> Huh
[19:06] <obeliskQuincunx> TIL
[19:06] <pausePurpose> wat dat
[19:07] <obeliskQuincunx> Today I Learned
[19:07] <pausePurpose> ooh
[19:08] <pausePurpose> did you know that yams are really delicious when stewed with marshmallows?
[19:08] <obeliskQuincunx> ... Huh
[19:08] <obeliskQuincunx> I may need to try that at some point
[19:09] <pausePurpose> it's great
[19:09] <pausePurpose> yam casserole with marshmallows in it
[19:09] <pausePurpose> shit now i'm starving
[19:09] <obeliskQuincunx> Hah
[19:09] <pausePurpose> why did you enable me in my yam talk?
[19:10] <pausePurpose> i don't think i can satisfy this craving with other root vegetable either
[19:10] <obeliskQuincunx> I'm secretly a yam salesman
[19:10] <pausePurpose> so that's your scheme eh
[19:11] <pausePurpose> bait poor innocent teenagers into talking about yams late at night so you can take advantage of them?
[19:11] <pausePurpose> sick bastard
[19:11] <obeliskQuincunx> Yes
[19:11] <obeliskQuincunx> I really am
[19:11] <pausePurpose> It occurs to me
[19:11] <pausePurpose> I'm probably really misrepresenting myself right now
[19:12] <pausePurpose> My interests consist of beards and yams
[19:12] <pausePurpose> XD
[19:12] <obeliskQuincunx> Hah
[19:12] <obeliskQuincunx> The best combination
[19:12] <pausePurpose> fuck though i'm hungry
[19:12] <pausePurpose> i gotta go see if i can rustle up some root veggies
[19:13] <obeliskQuincunx> Aright
[19:13] <obeliskQuincunx> Later
[19:13] <pausePurpose> ((how are memos even left))
[19:14] <obeliskQuincunx> ((Just say something like "/me has left the memo"))
[19:14]  * pausePurpose has left the memo
[19:14]  * obeliskQuincunx has left the memo