Mountain Dewrito

Bless my soul
IGN is on a roll
Giving perfect scores at the top of every poll
It's okay, we don't need gameplay
Throw in a little money and we're talkin VGAs
Jump in the hype train (fanboys unchained)
Paid off by EA (Citizen Kane)
Here was a game with its budget gone fat
Mountain Dewritos, in no time flat
Mountain Dewritos, just like that

When it raised, the casuals praised "It's a cinematic phase!"
And they slapped a review on every case (on every case)
From season fees and DLC
The money devs never saw
Now publishers have power
They can tell you what the map pack costs

Say "amen"
There they go again
Only one year later, it's another 10 for 10
Folks lined up, pre-order in droves
And the "special" version has a single player mode
Kotaku, they come
They see, they complain
On it, somewhere
Going insane
It's time to take down the cis way
Mountain Dewrito, we're here to stay
Mountain Dewrito and time to paaaaaay

Who does the Dew and doesn't hide it?
Geoff Keighley
Whose journalisms total bullshit?
Geoff Keighley
Dew they pander? They're gaining favor
Gamer fuel! Our favorite flavor!
(Modern games! modern games! modern games! modern games! modern games! modern games!)
Bless my soul, writers on a roll
Spreading the blame
Riding high, hatin on my guys
Giving them shame
Gone Home was nothing! (A zero! zero!)
Now it's a nacho! (Gaming's hero!)
Rising the charge at break-neck speed!
(Modern games! Modern games! Modern games!)
Mountain Dewrito! Well, games are finito!
Yes, indeed!