So this is basically bellerophon, i guess

So basically, this is Bellerophen

So there was this place in Asia
Where this monster known as the Chimaera
A big boy, with 3 heads,
a lion, a snake, and a goat
was basically fucking everything to shit
and a king is like, well fuck
this is balls, and decides to send a hero to kill it
and Bellerophen is like shit bro, i need the cash and the clout
so he goes out and decides to kill the monster
and realises, fuck bro, i'm weaker than my grandma,
and she died fuckin years ago
So he hears about Horse Broseph Pegasus
who drinks from the dank fountain Hippocrene
and is like shit man,
magic flying horse bro is correct
I need that shit
so he goes to this fontain and waits all night
and hors is like bro, i need that sweet sweet chemical compound
and drinks from the fountain
Bellerophen aits and watches like a lil bitch
and pegabroseph flies off
This goes on for far too fucking long
and evetually while heading to the mountain
Bellerophen finds a fuckin lil babby on the side of a mountain
and hes like,
shit bro thats a baby
and takes to to a sheep herder to raise
because that is a viable fuckin future for the kid
thanks Bellerophen, asshole,
but so this makes him late,
and he only just misses that sweet horse ass
so he sleeps near the fountain for a night
but apparently
the fountain
its DrUgS
so he dreams that Athena/minerva
i dont know which fuck you
gives him this bigass golden horse saddle with gemstones
which must']ve weighed as much as like 12 of my grandma
and says, bro this is for the hors
embrance the hors
and then she fucks off from dreamland
and so Bellerophen wakes up
and is like holy shit hold the fuck what
because it turns out he was fuckin coddling that damn saddle and he is like
shit bro
its for the hors
and so he basically becomes a goddamn forest hobo
eating squirrels and shit
fuckin berries
and shrooms
and this is all one day like jesus bro
take a reverse chill pill
get a frappachino or whatever
but like night comes
and lo and motherfuckin behold,
the hors
is no lie
and the Pegaboy is like
m'saddle
and walks up to Bellerophen and puts on the saddle
and Bellerophen is like shit bro do i ride you or
and pegasus is like yeah dumbass what the fuck did you think
and Bellerophen gets on that hors ass and fuckin books it into the sky
so they train and shit
cue shitty staticky stock montage music
and when Bellerophen is like bro
look at these sweet gains
and horse bro is like
yeah bro thats aight
they decide to go to ramenland and kill the Chimaera
so they kill it and shit
and Bellerophen marries that kings daughter
but then hes like ha im a god basically
and tries to go to the land of upstairs
and zeus was like what the fuck boy get on my level bitch gtfo
and fucking bitch slapped Bellerophen off the hors
and basically now Bellerophen was blind old and lame
and wandered around like that for years
that shepard baby was also never heard form again
probably dead
who fuckin knows
maybe hes the hors
and maybe the real hors wasn't the zeus,
but the hors we made along the way
long story short
don't think your dick is big
when youre standing next to a fucking magic hors
the end
fuck you