YuYuYui - Casino - 2

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[Sunday at the gymnasium]

Anz: Uuh... I lost. For the first time, I understand how Tamacchi-senpai feels~.

SON: While it seems possible to make a fortune, the game is generally rigged in the casino's favor~♪

Yuu: Even for real nobles?

SON: That's right~. Since their bets are higher than ordinary people, they lose more than they win, and then their whole lives collapse under the weight of debt~.

Yuu: Eeh. Even for great nobles? Ah, by the way, what was the highest nobility rank again?

Tou: Right, but even if they may have nobility, ranks aren't all.

Sum: In times of war, exemplary soldiers had it appended to their titles, and general barons were treated superior to earls.

Yuu: Mmh~? So who's at the top above a ranked soldier?

Sum/Tou: Eh!?

SON: Wouldn't that be the king~?

Yuu: So it's Utano-chan!

Uta: Me!? Waa ha ha, so be it!

Kar: No, there's a problem. You lost all your money at the roulette earlier...

Uta: Uuh... Right. The farmer kingdom's foundation is in a rough state...

Sek: Well. You invested all your government funds into gambling.

Tam: What an awful king, you're setting yourself up for a coup d'état!

Chi: There are historical precedents that tell us a bored king who turns to game leads to bad things...

Tak: It's a little pitiful that a king would want to play games.

Yuu: King... game... Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Suz/Shi: W-What!?

Yuu: I know! The king game! Let's play it all together!

Gin: Eh, where did that come from!? This goes perfectly in hand with today's theme. Let's do this!

Aya: What kind of game is it?

Yuu: The king game♪

Sek/Aki/Fuu: Eh...

Suz: The king game, you mean that one you often hear about...?

Tam: Maybe. It's referenced in "bring me to a get-together", Anzu has on her shelf.

Meb: Get-together!? If you don't mind me asking, what are the rules to the king game?

Yuu: You need one disposable chopstick per person, one has "king" written on it, and the others have numbers!

Its: I-It's not very kingly to use disposable chopsticks.

Yuu: Then people draw them, and the person who drew "king" can give a number any order they want♪

Chi/Tou/Hin: Eh, a-any...!?

[Interpretations]

Chi: I am the king. Takashima Yuuna, quickly give me a hug.

Tak: Your words are my orders. Hug~~♪

Hin: I'm the king. Wakaba-chan, marry me♪

Wak: With pleasure.

Tou: Yuuna-chan, let's ○×■△％◆☆％◎!!

Chi/Tou/Hin: Let's play the king game!

Its: Haa~...

Kir: If the only thing Itssun could come up with is a sigh drained of tsukkomi, thing's goin' south...


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Yos: Before we begin this king game, let us confirm a few things first.

Fuu: Keep in mind, no orders should be in violation of the law, and no orders should put someone in danger.

Fuu: Next, no orders should be against public morals, we will deliberate between ourselves when it's unclear.

Aki: So there are chopsticks for everyone, but that is one hell of a heap. Is the king game normally played with that many people?

Yum: I do not know about it, however, the chances to become the king are strikingly low.

Tam: A noble Hero bends probabilities to their will. Let's get started!

Yuu/Tak/Fuy: Who's the~king♪?

Tou: It's meeeeeeeeeeee♪.

Suz/Kar/Its: You gotta be kidding me!?

Tou: My order will be... Gulp. Yuuna-chan let's...

Sek: Not so fast! No nominative orders, weren't you listening when we said to order numbers?

Tou: Eh! N-Numbers!? But I don't know which number Yuuna-chan is!

Its: That's the point...

Tou: (Urk... But as long the chances of choosing Yuuna-chan aren't zero, I will bet on them!)

Tou: Number 3! Rub your cheek against the king's!

Sum: 3... that would be me.

Tou: Eeh!?

Yuu: The king's orders are absolute♪

Sum/Tou: U-Understood... Rub rub. / Aaaaaah~~... Rub rub.

Kir: Ahahahaha! Who's that appeal to!?

Gin: But still, it's a nice scene♪

Chi: Now that I think about it... With this game, you run the risk of giving orders to people you didn't want to...

Hin: Indeed. That is a bottleneck situation. Which makes the orders all the more difficult to choose...

Ren: Hmph. All are subjects to Miroku's commands. That is no issue.

Mit: I don't think it's common to worry about drawing king...

Aka/Aki/Aya: Who's the~king♪?

Suz: Yeaaaaaah, it's me, meeeee! Number 12, let me rest on your lap♪

SHI: Aah...?

Suz: Wait, that didn't count!

Meb: Withdrawing orders would be dishonest, you can't.

SHI: Viscountess Kagajou, feel free to rest on my lap, come~.

Suz: H-Hyeeeh~~! Sorry sorry! Forget this round, sorry!

Uta/Sek/Kar: Who's the~king♪?

Kar: It's me! Alright then~. Number 27 will receive a tickling sentence from the king!

Yuz: Mmh... Go ahead...

Kar: You're 27!? O-Of course I will. Brace yourself, here comes the perfect tickle!

Yuz/Kar: ...Mgh... Npft, mkk... / Tickle tickle tickle~♪

Anz: H-Huh...? Sorry. I've had this on my mind for a while...

Anz: In the king's game, the king has the right to give orders,

Anz: But the orders mustn't include the king, for example "number so do this to number so", or "number so and so do this".

Sek: Now that you mention it, yeah. Alright, no more selfish kings from here on out.

Chi/Tou/Hin: Eeh!?

Gin/Its/Fuu: Who's the~king♪?

Kir: It's~me♪.

Yos/Mit: Eeh~...


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Aka: Shizu-senpai of all people is the king...

Ren: Hmph... Tyranny is upon us.

Kir: What're ya sayin'? I'm totally capable of takin' things seriously.

Kir: So no need to... worr-... Pft. Kuku... Upupu, ahahahahahahaha!

Mit: Did you really burst into laughter just imagining it!?

Suz: Please, don't pick me...

Kir: Eeh eeh... number 6, spank number 19 on the butt 10 times!

Chi/Yos: Me!? E-... Eeeeeeeeh!?

Chi: Didn't we say at the very start, orders that can cause injuries are forbidden!?

Aki: How hard do you intend to hit her!?

Yos: I-If it were to strike my bottom, Koori-sama's hand would be afflicted with filth!

Tam: What's wrong with your butt!?

Kir: The king's orders are absolute~? That's the rule of the game. Remember~?

Chi: Guh... Fine. Hanamoto-san. Come on my knees. Hurry.

Yos: O-Okay. E-E-Exchuse me...!

Chi: Forgive me...... One.

Yos: ...Ah.

Kir: No... That's way too soft to count. Slap slap! Make it sound like a punishment~.

Yos: Koori-sama, follow along with the king's orders. Do... Do not worry about me!

Chi: O-Okay... Then 2.

Yos: !? F-Feel free... to hit much harder. My rear can handle it!

Chi: 3! 4! 5!

Yos: .........! ! !

Sum: Yo-Yoshika-san is clenching her teeth with tears in her eyes... and her face is completely red...

Kar: Isn't that against public morals...? Should we call an assembly meeting?

Fuu: I don't know... I don't know anymore...

Kir: Ahyahyahyahya! That's the best! Funniest stuff! I'm so great!

Chi: 8! 9! 10!

Yos: Nine... Ten~~... Koori-sama... I beg pardon for what I subjected your hand to...

Chi: Ha-Hanamoto-san, sorry. Did it hurt...?

Yos: Not at all. I... I have defiled Koori-sama's hand... Hauu.

Ren/Yum/Hin: Who's the~king♪?

SON: Ooh, it's me~♪

Its: Hyeh! We're not getting off the chaos train!

SON: Th~en~, I'll tell the numbers later, what I want you to do...

Wak: Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!! That will obviously not be approved!

SON: What is it~?

Hin: I second her, Wakaba-chan. What are you referencing?

Anz: She hasn't even given any numbers, let's hear her out to the end. Okay? Okay!?

SON: Ahem. Can I go on~? 1 and 20 have to act a chirping confession~♪

Anz/Wak/Hin: Haa!?

Suz: What's a chirping confession!? I'm not part of it!

SON: Chunsuke's speech habit is cute, so I want to see a confession in all chirps~.

Nat: So... Who are 1 and 20?

Fuy/Meb: I'm... 1. / I'm... 20.


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SON: For starters, the two of you will have to improvise a confession scene with only chirps~♪

Meb: (Improvise...? I can't. I'm unable to act without a script...)

Fuy: I see, a play in only "chirps". It's worth it for the challenge!

Fuy: Aahaah. Mmh. Aeiuoeochirp! kakekikukekochirp, saseshisusochirp!

Meb: (!? Vocal training. While I'm complaining, Lily plans to give it her best? That... I, I...)

Tam: Heey, what happened to the great actress!? You don't wanna warm up?

Aya: Mebuki-senpai, do your best♪

Meb: (Yes... That's right. I am Kusunoki Mebuki... I can do this... I am... the great actress!)

Mev: Aah, aah. Suzume chirp chirp 2 chirp chirp. Together chirp chirp 3 chirp chirp!

Fuy: (! Mebuki-kun, she's ready for it... But I'm an acting pro. I'm not going to lose!)

SON: After school, two classmates met face to face at the gymnasium to avoid being seen... Staaaart!

Note for readers: We have subtitles but the characters don't, they only talk in chirps

Meb: ...What did you want to tell me?

Fuy: Sorry... I couldn't bring myself to say it in front of others...

Meb: Eeh? That's not like you. You're the class' center of attention usually.

Fuy: I only pretend to be... But I want you to see the real me.

Meb: Eh... Why is that...?

Mit: Eeh... W-What is going on...? I have no idea...

Its: But... I can guess somehow...

Anz: I can feel it... The setting sun shining down on them, the tense atmosphere...!

Fuy: I see... You didn't even suspect it. Haha... Even though I knew it, it's a little disappointing.

Meb: .........I did notice.

Fuy: Eh...?

Meb: How could I not have noticed? Because...! I... love you!

Fuy: Why did you say it before me? You dummy! And I even gathered all my courage so I could say it today!

Meb: Sorry... But I always... meant to tell you.

Fuy: I... I love you... I love you!

SON: Wonderful... That was wonderful, you two. Truly memotional acting...

Yum: Indeed! It was similar feeling to watching a western movie without subtitles!

Suz: You got me crying, it was moving. Take this money! Bonus for you, chirp!

Fuu: Don't throw chocolate!

Fuy: Phew~... Looks like we made it through. That was amazing, Mebuki-kun.

Meb: I expected no less from you Lily. You've put me to shame for being called great actress.

Meb: From now on, I am passing the name of the Hero Club's great actress onto you. I...

Meb: I will be no more than a normal girl starting today...

Fuy: Why would you need to? It's not like a king, there doesn't have to be only one great actress...

Meb: Lily...!

Fuy: Mebuki-kun!

Yuz: Aah... How is this called again? I think there's a specific word for this...

Chi: A farce...

Yuz: Yeah.

Kar: What has this king game devolved into!?


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Sum/Tou/SON: Who's the~king♪?

Anz: Ah... It's me.

Tam: Ooh! Lucky you, Anzu. Give us one fun order♪

Anz: (What should I do...? If I succumb to my desires but select the wrong people, it could result in a tragedy.)

Anz: (However... this could be the chance to see a desire of mine I could never talk about normally come true...)

Aki: Anzu-chan? Hey, Anzu-chan?

Anz: I want 4 embracing 13's waist from behind while 22 gives them both a kabedon with chin lift, all faces must be close!

Sek: Wait wait wait! 3 people!? Shouldn't it be limited to 2!?

Anz: We never agreed on this rule. If a loophole exists, I will take advantage of it.

SON: I expected no less from the Marugame team's tactician! Memo set to go! So? Who are 13, 4, and 22~?

Aka/Tam/Hin: ......Here.

Anz: Eh...

Aka: Embrace her waist... Like this?

Tam: Nyoeh!? I-It tickles, s-stop...

Hin: Is this what you mean... by kabedon and chin lift?

Tam/Aka: Hyoeh!?

Hin: Followed by closing in our faces... How much... is this good enough?

Tam: Aaah... I'm scared, it's hot, it tickles... Akamine, stop hugging me at least~.

Aka: I-I can't... I'm stuck right now. Wah... Hey, stop squirming around.

Anz: Uuh~... Tamacchi-senpai ended up hugged by someone else... I don't want this~!

Wak: Hinata... Isn't it a bit too close? Don't you think so too? Anzu...

Anz: Eek! I do, I'm sorry! Y-You can stop this, thank you!

Kir: That's what we call drownin' in your schemes♪ A'ight, who's it gonna be next~!?

Ren/Yuz/Nat: Who's the~king♪?

Shi: Ah, it's...

SHI: Meeeeeeeee!

Suz: Gyah! Gaining power changed her! There's a lot of those throughout history!

SHI: You said I can order as many numbers I want, huh? Here I go~. Everyone in the Hero Club must join the ramen faction!

Uta/Wak/Fuu: Whaaaat!?

Sek: Ooh! Nice, SHIZUKU!

Fuu: Kuh... Despite this being royal orders, I cannot...

SHI: Aah...? You talk big for a vassal!? The king's orders are absolute, capeesh?

Uta: This is tyranny... To... To betray soba, that I can nooooooooooooot!

SHI: So what if you can't? I say it, you do it!

Wak: Gnnn... If such disgrace is my only path, I chose to take my own life!

Hin: Wakaba-chan!?

Wak: Wha-... Yoshitsune!? Don't get in my way!

Yuu: Huh? I'm having deja-vu...

SHI: It's useless. Useless useless useless useless useless! Wryyy! Kneel before ramen!

Aya: Please, stop!

Aya: In the end, noodles are equal. Let's all accept each other and get along. All noodles are brothers.

SHI: Whaa-... Ko-Kokudooo, s-she's blinding me... Wooooh! Dammit, ramen... Rameeeeeeeee-...

Shi: ...Ha.

Fuu: N-Next! Let's appoint a new king before the tyrant comes back!

Chi/Yos/Tam: W-Who's the king...

Ren: Hmph, the time has come for Miroku.

Suz: Gyaaaaah! We've got another dangerously evil tyrant on our hands!


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Aka: Don't worry. It's Renchi we're talking about... she's just going to say "Shower Miroku in praise", or something like that.

Ren: Hmph, foolish Yuuna. It is but the natural flow of things for Miroku's subjects to worship Miroku, needn't I ask so.

Ren: After all, a sparrow understands not the intentions of a hero. He solely awaits orders in silence.

Nat: Oh...? Sorry. There's no number on my chopstick...

Son: Eh? Ah, sorry~. It seems like a spare one was mixed with the rest~.

Suz: I see! Then we're redrawing it! Yep, starting over!

Ren: Nay! For the sake of amusement, there shall be two kings!

Ren: Natsume, join forces with Miroku, and half the world will be yours.

Nat: Eh...?

Chi: Aaaah! This is a trick used by the evil king at the bottom of the dungeon! Kohagura-san, don't let yourself be fooled!

Kar: Before we consider that, is this game even compatible with 2 kings!?

Tou: Urgh... All this chaos, despite being the last order time-wise. I didn't even do anything with Yuuna-chan yet!

Nat: ......Sure. Let's split. King Renge.

SON: This moment... made history...

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Ren: Our alliance is now born! And the 2 kings order you to!

Nat: Love your neighbor...

Kar/Fuu/Aka: Haa...?

Ren: Hmph, king Kohagura. If you may put it into terms the lowly commoners would grasp.

Nat: But that's exactly what you whispered to me...

Ren: In a word, promptly embrace the person situated next to you. Now, once again.

Nat: Hero Club members... Quickly give a strong embrace to the person besa... I fumbled.

Sek: Waah~, that's a puppet government.

Tou: Haha! Kings, I will follow your orders!

Yuu: Ahaha! Tougou-san, you don't have to do it so hard, it hurts~♪

Chi: R-Right, the king's orders are absolute. We don't have a say in this, let's do it!

Tak: Gun-chan♪

Chi: Hawawawawa~. Ta-Ta-Takashima-san! Takashima-san is hugging me... Fwohyah~~♪

Yos: Aah... What a sight to behold, filling me with content. Here... Here is Sukhavati!

Tam: Anzuu, Tama hug incoming~♪

Anz: Tamacchi-senpai, stop this♪ It's embarrassing, ahaha!

Uta: Mii-chaaaan♪

Mit: Utanoooooon♪

Nat: What is happening...? Happy hugs everywhere...

Ren: Behold, their pleased expressions. Such is the underlying proof of the legitimacy of Miroku's reign.

Nat: Aah... So this is a king's power. As half of the king, I will hug you too.

Ren: Hmph, you may. Indulge in Miroku's body to your heart's content.

Aka: Re-Renchi!? Onee-sama!? Why are you hugging each other too!?

Kar: Uuh... At the end of the day, there wasn't really a point to pretending to be rich or the casino...

Tam: No there was! It was fun and interesting!

Suz: Yeah! Because I knew it was chocolate, I could give it away freely, and that felt great♪

Fuu: Wasting food is even more reprehensible than money!

Suz: N-No, uuh... at the very least, Tamako-san and I are satisfied to have experienced the feeling of being rich, chirp!

Tam: But also because all the coins we lost will be shared equally between all of us tomorrow♪

Sum: Equally? We had planned to distribute them according to each person's individual score....?

Suz/Tam: Eh!?

Sum: Besides, both of your expenses exceed fair distribution, you would require assessment...

Suz: Nooooo, stoooooop! Sumi-chan, are you a taxation office!?

Tam: We could finally feel what it feels to be rich, don't treat Tama like a tax evader!

Yum: You must resign yourselves. Such is another royal duty.

Ren: With great rank, come great responsibilities. Welcome to the world of noblesse oblige... Hmph.

Suz/Tam: I don't wanna be a noble or rich! Hooray for common people!