The Anon named Chappy (Part 11)

>Zecora, Shoeshine and you are sitting around the fireplace
>Usually, there's a big pot there to make potions. Today, it's to warm bodies from the cold temperature
>"Do tell the tale yours, on how you know about ours"
>Right
>Straight to the point
>Let the spaghetti flow
'I'm actually a spy for the invasion. You're dead kiddo'
>Haaa. That would make them lose their shits
>Clearing your throat, you begun speaking
"In our world, there's this TV show called My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic. Apparently it's about your world."
>Shoeshine mouth started to open
"Yes, Shoeshine. A TV show is like your movies but in series. Like a story comes to live on a projector screen."
>And it closes
"But it mostly focus on the bearer of the Elements."
>"Princess Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash."
"Thank you, Shoeshine."
>Stop interrupting, please
"The show was meant for little girls. Yet, something magical happened."
>You chuckled a bit.
"Somewhere along the line, us grown man, started to like the show. Some say it's the character, another said it's the settings and other said it's the story. Whatever it was, we're hooked on it. We took a seat in a wild ride that seems endless"
>You realized you're smiling right now
"The fans of the show always joking about going to Equestria, to meet the ponies."
>You look at Shoeshine and Zecora with a calm expression
"And here we are. Well...only some of us."
>Silence
>Probably it's too much for them
>Or just you're that bad at explaining
>"Chappy... Did you know about me before?"
"To be honest, no."
"Let me clarify something. The TV show only tell us about the adventure and some daily lives of the mane six. Think of them as the main character of a story."
>You can see that they're starting to understand what you are trying to say. Hopefully
"The funny thing is, this piece of fiction is based on real events on this world."
>"A-are you our c-creator?"
>Her voice was a mixture of fear and awe
>No, we're not your creator
>Yet in a sense, yes
>Fuck it
"I really don't know. All I know that the writers wrote a story that started from Twilight's first day in Ponyville until her battle with Tirek."
"It was supposed to be a fiction. A story that's made up for children to learn morals. Yet..here I am, feeling how real this world is."
>"It's alright, chappy. There's no need to be stressed out."
>She said with a calming tone
>"We'll find an answer. After all, we're adventurers!"
>That's actually very...reassuring
"Thanks, Shoeshine."
>Wait, did she just comfort me rather than freak out about the fact they're fiction in our world?
>Well I'll be...
"I'm just surprised that you guys accept this well."
"I mean, knowing you are a product of someone's writing...Isn't that scary?"
>"Fear is just a phase, knowledge will give it a chase."
>"Strange is your story, to find the answer you must journey."
>"In a world filled with magic, some things have no logic."
>"Ask the sisters about your kind, and the answers you shall find."
>That's some nice rhyming right there
"Looks like we know what's our next adventure, eh Shoeshine?"
>"Canterlot? Why not."
>Looks like you're not going to gather fat living here
>Instead, burning em
>"But first, the forest. Don't forget why we traveled here, Chappy."
>"Yeah, yeah."
>Celestia and Luna knows a human, eh
>Wait, if they know...
"Zecora, tell me... What is the recorded knowledge about human in Equestria."
>"Pffft...Hahahahahahaha!"
>Shoeshine suddenly burst into laughter
>Was it something I said?
"What? What's so funny?"
>There's no sign that's she will stop laughing sooner
"Zecora, tell me why she's laughing?"
>"Your sentences were funny, at least to her, Chappy."
>Well
>"Hue...."
>Finally!
"Had your fun?"
>"You spoke like a nerd, Chappy."
>She said with a giggle
>When you think about it
>It was
>God, that was horrible
>But... What sense of humour do you have, pony?
"Ugh. Nevermind that. Now, Zecora, about my question."
>"An intelligent, bipedal creature, with hands and fingers as features"
>"Taller than a pony, and that's no phony"
>"No fur and hairless, except for head hairs"
>Hmm, that's the general of it
>Guess not much of it
>"Legend once told, of a kind that is old"
>Oh, some lore
>"Before the Sisters, before the Equestria founders"
>"Of a creature, akin to your posture"
>"Leaf and meat, that's what they eat"
>"Unknown is their place, now gone without trace"
>"Only one way to know, and that's the place you have to go"
"Right."
>"Canterlot?"
"Canterlot."
>"They DO keep have a biiiig library."
"You've been there?"
>"When I said I'm the finest horseshoemaker, that's no exaggeration."
>You chuckled
"Can you make me a shoe when we get back?"
>"...Fine. If only you help me with my work."
>Shrug
>That's the only thing you can think of right now
>Because such thing seems little to what you will do in the following months
>"The sun is almost set, dinner is not done yet"
>Oh right. Food
>Shoeshine checking her bag and pull out... A loaf of bread
"Journeybread? From the morning?"
>"Yes. Never thought we would share the same recipe."
"So that's why it tasted funny."
>"That will not suffice, for my guests are in place"
>"I'll make a soup of great, one that you cannot forget!"
>Zecora loves cooking?
>themoreyouknow dot jay pee gee
"Do you need any help?"
>"No no no, just you stay and wait. For guests are here, I must celebrate."
>You sit there, warming yourself
>Warmth slowly covering your bodies
>das it mane
>You noticed that Shoeshine is feeling the same
>It's all over her face
>HHHNNNNGGG
>Damn, it's cute
>You can stare that face all day...
>QUICK!
>Turn away or it'll get awkward
>You stare into the fire, trying to---
>BAM!
>HOLY SHIT
>A pot just dropped on top of the fire!
>Shoeshine is just surprised as you
>You look around and see Zecora from the other room
"Zecora... Did you threw the pot from...waaay over there?"
>"Easier that way, than carrying it all the way"
"...Right. Wouldn't that crack it?"
>"I know my pot well, it will not crack from such fell"
>I know you have mad kung fu skills but holy shit
>This pot looks heavy as hell
>You knocked on the pot a bit, trying to 'test' it
>It give a very solid sound
>Yep, that's one tough pot
>"Psst... Chappy."
>You only lift an eyebrow and move closer to her
>"Is she trying to KILL us?" she said in a whisper
>Aw hell no. Even after all that
"You still scared of her? Relax. The show portrayed her friendly."
>"Are you sure?"
"Very. Ask the Princess yourself if you're so unsure."
>"Fine."
>From your place, you can see Zecora's preparing everything
>...And throws them into a bucket
>Probably to put them into the pot
>"Best we sit aside or we'll get in the way."
>Shoeshine and you move away from the center to a more comfortable place
>Zecora go back and forth, bringing ingredients
>There's nothing much to do but watch the master do the works
>Which is quite entertaining
>The way she cuts the vegetable mid air and it falls perfectly into the warming water
>Like a fukken kung fu chef master
>"A recipe that I learnt, from the land of the griffon"
>Griffon Kingdom
>Don't they like... eat meat?
>"With little adjustments, for our own digestion"
>She winks at you
>Not THAT wink you silly bugger
>There are some knowledge best kept secret from the ponies
>Especially the mare next to you
>What would happen if they know we eat meat?
>The Great Brony Purge
>Nah, they've been living with other creatures. I mean, other carnivore animals.
>They do keep cows, sheep and other animals
>...NAH
>They won't do that, right?
>These pastel coloured ponies... Aren't meat traders...right?
>You take a quick glance at Shoeshine
>Let's assume not, for now
>Note to self : go to the barn at night and ask cows and other animals
>And also, go to the Griffon Kingdom someday
>"The soup is done, it is time to dine!"
>Before you could get up, Shoeshine is already next to Zecora with a bowl in hoof
>When did she--- Cartoon logic, I tell ya
>Or she got up after you took that glance
>You comes closer to the pot
>Odd, there's no aroma coming from it
>Nevermind, free food bby!
>Nom
>Damn
>It tastes good
>Wait... what is this tasty aroma?
>You are practically sniffing
>Why didn't you smell the aroma before?
>"The magic of the soup, you won't smell until you take gulp"
>That some weird ass stuff, but in ponyland... anything is possible
>After a hearty meal and story telling, you lay down in the hall
>While the other when to their room
>What? You want to sleep with Zecora and Shoeshine?
>Fat chance
>Better get some sleep rather than fantasize about two mares
>Though...They are pretty and---- NO
>You need the rest, it will be a long trek tomorrow