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  1. 1
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  3. Last summer, Mama gave me
  4.  
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  7. this flashlight to signal the aliens.
  8.  
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  11. She said, "Of course
  12. there’s life out there.
  13.  
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  16. Now go outside."
  17.  
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  20. But now it’s just me and y’all,
  21. the aliens of the universe,
  22.  
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  24. 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,883
  25. so if you can hear me...
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  29. I am Christmas Flint, human female.
  30.  
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  33. I think you’d like me.
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  36. 00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:25,104
  37. I think you’d want to be my friend.
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  41. Dang it.
  42.  
  43. 11
  44. 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,986
  45. And I don’t want no ketchup stains
  46.  
  47. 12
  48. 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:16,196
  49. - on those pages again.
  50. - Yes, ma’am.
  51.  
  52. 13
  53. 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,552
  54. Mama believed that sound waves
  55.  
  56. 14
  57. 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:40,888
  58. travel out into the universe.
  59.  
  60. 15
  61. 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,184
  62. She said that if I ever got lonely,
  63.  
  64. 16
  65. 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,144
  66. I should just send my message out.
  67.  
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  70. Joseph!
  71.  
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  73. 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:56,779
  74. All right, give me the ball.
  75.  
  76. 19
  77. 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,031
  78. - Uh-huh.
  79. - Here you go.
  80.  
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  83. Ramsey Flint, attorney-at-law.
  84.  
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  86. 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,958
  87. - What it is, boss?
  88. - What it is, boss.
  89.  
  90. 22
  91. 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:12,336
  92. Now, now, hold up, Joe Frank.
  93. I’m your attorney.
  94.  
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  96. 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,630
  97. Yeah, you got to listen to me.
  98.  
  99. 24
  100. 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:17,091
  101. Not about the property line now.
  102.  
  103. 25
  104. 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,968
  105. That is a big tractor, Joe Frank.
  106.  
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  108. 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:21,845
  109. I’d advise you get out of the way.
  110.  
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  112. 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,723
  113. This is legal advice.
  114.  
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  116. 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,266
  117. You not hungry?
  118.  
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  120. 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,310
  121. No, I’m talking to the dog.
  122.  
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  124. 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:30,437
  125. Hey, I’m just trying to save your life.
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  128. 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,231
  129. That’s the boss man.
  130.  
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  132. 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,149
  133. He’s my dad.
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  137. Damn it.
  138.  
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  140. 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:36,777
  141. He’s doing his best.
  142.  
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  144. 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,529
  145. It ain’t his fault he loses so much.
  146.  
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  148. 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,614
  149. - Where are my pants?
  150. - Since Mama died,
  151.  
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  153. 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,116
  154. he’s been losing everything.
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  158. Boss, when we’re done talking,
  159.  
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  162. you think our words travel
  163. out into the universe forever?
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  166. 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,790
  167. I sure as heck hope not.
  168.  
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  171. I swear...
  172.  
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  174. 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:54,586
  175. I’m gonna pop somebody,
  176. I don’t get my damn money.
  177.  
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  179. 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:55,963
  180. Miss Rayleen?
  181.  
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  184. I got to go down,
  185.  
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  187. 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:59,550
  188. take care of Joe Frank in Live Oak.
  189.  
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  192. Where are your pants?
  193.  
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  195. 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,803
  196. You 400 in the hole, and you talking
  197.  
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  200. - about Joe Frank.
  201. - Now, listen...
  202.  
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  205. That’s Miss Rayleen.
  206.  
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  208. 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:08,559
  209. She’s an intergalactic warrior.
  210.  
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  213. You know what? You the boss,
  214. but you a broke-ass boss.
  215.  
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  218. But she crash-landed here,
  219.  
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  221. 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,482
  222. working for my dad
  223. instead of going to law school.
  224.  
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  226. 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:17,735
  227. Ain’t nothing wrong helping somebody.
  228.  
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  230. 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,194
  231. Still, she’s the smartest person
  232.  
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  234. 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:20,672
  235. - you’re gonna meet.
  236. - We can discuss this later.
  237.  
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  240. I got to find my pants. You move my pants?
  241.  
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  243. 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:25,301
  244. I don’t have anything to do
  245. with your pants.
  246.  
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  248. 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,994
  249. Mr. Ramsey, hi. I can’t pay you yet,
  250.  
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  252. 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,787
  253. but I brought you some avocados.
  254.  
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  256. 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:31,290
  257. - Avo-what?
  258. - A-Avocados.
  259.  
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  262. It’s the good Lord’s way
  263. of saying "mayonnaise."
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  267. Huh?
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  271. Uh, we’ll get your payment soon.
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  275. You don’t need no mayonnaise.
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  278. 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,465
  279. You need some money. You know how much
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  283. you have in your bank account?
  284.  
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  286. 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,777
  287. - I do. It ain’t pretty.
  288. - You pay... Th-Thank you, miss.
  289.  
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  292. You pay her no mind.
  293.  
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  295. 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:45,697
  296. - Everybody’s doing their best.
  297. - I’m going to the deck.
  298.  
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  300. 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,640
  301. I’m doing my best
  302. not to whup your ass.
  303.  
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  306. Boss... h-hold up.
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  310. Got to make contact, though.
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  314. I know you ain’t walking around
  315. looking like that.
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  319. Take that off.
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  323. Look at that hair.
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  327. People gonna think
  328. you were raised by wolves.
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  332. | Oh, yes |
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  336. | I’m the great defender... |
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  340. - What it is, boss?
  341. - What it is, Dwayne.
  342.  
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  345. What it is, Miss Rayleen?
  346.  
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  348. 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:10,891
  349. If it ain’t $200 for the petty theft,
  350.  
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  352. 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,873
  353. - I don’t want to hear it.
  354. - That can wait.
  355.  
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  358. I’m gonna need his services, actually.
  359.  
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  362. Let’s go. Prepare to fall out.
  363.  
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  365. 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,130
  366. Joe Frank got himself
  367. arrested again.
  368.  
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  370. 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,049
  371. We got to go bail him out.
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  375. Hey, there are my pants. All right.
  376.  
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  379. People ain’t got no sense.
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  383. Boss, don’t you touch
  384. that hair! You’ll mess it up!
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  388. You be a real sweet, go grab me a beer?
  389.  
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  392. Now, I know you already
  393. offered one to Mr. Dwayne.
  394.  
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  396. 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:41,401
  397. - Isn’t she sweet?
  398. - Just like her mama.
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  402. I can’t do it.
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  406. Hey. What the hell?
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  410. Why’d you say that?
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  414. Now, now, now, now, now, now.
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  417. 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:50,994
  418. Like this, boss.
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  422. That’s how it go.
  423.  
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  426. King of Beers. Clink it up.
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  430. King of Beers.
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  434. Mmm. Tell you what.
  435.  
  436. 103
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  438. You don’t back down till you
  439. reach them aliens, huh?
  440.  
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  442. 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,131
  443. Give me that.
  444.  
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  447. Maybe they can come down here
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  451. and babysit or something.
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  455. Sir, yes, sir.
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  459. All right.
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  463. Uh, all right, come on, Fluffy.
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  466. 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,515
  467. Y’all have a good time.
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  471. - Whoop!
  472. - Dwayne, fall out!
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  475. 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,821
  476. Miss Rayleen?
  477.  
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  480. Can you help me get
  481. my flashlight brighter?
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  484. 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,616
  485. You going up on that deck again?
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  489. Mm, I don’t know.
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  492. 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,704
  493. Don’t you have any girlfriends?
  494.  
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  496. 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,956
  497. - I got you.
  498. - Uh-uh.
  499.  
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  501. 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,333
  502. I’m not a friend. I’m a grown-up.
  503.  
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  506. Then I guess nah.
  507.  
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  509. 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,046
  510. What about that little sparkly friend?
  511.  
  512. 121
  513. 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:46,341
  514. His daddy’s making him football-practice.
  515.  
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  518. God help that boy.
  519.  
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  521. 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,429
  522. Nobody at school?
  523.  
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  525. 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:53,390
  526. They all say I pee myself,
  527. even though I don’t.
  528.  
  529. 125
  530. 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,018
  531. No. No, no, no, I know.
  532.  
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  534. 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,399
  535. What’s that?
  536.  
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  538. 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,401
  539. It’s a curler.
  540.  
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  542. 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,195
  543. What’s it for?
  544.  
  545. 129
  546. 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:08,530
  547. Make your eyelashes look longer.
  548.  
  549. 130
  550. 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,699
  551. Weird.
  552.  
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  554. 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,329
  555. Miss Rayleen?
  556.  
  557. 132
  558. 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,581
  559. You think I could be part alien?
  560.  
  561. 133
  562. 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:22,336
  563. I worry about you, Christmas.
  564.  
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  566. 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:26,548
  567. Do you want to watch
  568. The Outer Limits later?
  569.  
  570. 135
  571. 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:30,427
  572. I’m sorry, boo, but I’m busy tonight.
  573.  
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  575. 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,663
  576. When Mama died, everyone said
  577.  
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  579. 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,373
  580. all kinds of different stuff.
  581.  
  582. 138
  583. 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,791
  584. She’s in Heaven.
  585.  
  586. 139
  587. 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,501
  588. She’s here with me but invisible.
  589.  
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  591. 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,128
  592. The boss man says
  593. she got turned into stars
  594.  
  595. 141
  596. 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:08,507
  597. and comets and meteors,
  598. and I think that’s what’s true.
  599.  
  600. 142
  601. 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:12,636
  602. I think she’s stars
  603. and comets and meteors.
  604.  
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  606. 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,658
  607. I would like to introduce
  608.  
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  610. 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:38,412
  611. this bill of sale as Defense Exhibit A.
  612.  
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  614. 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,414
  615. That’s what I would do, too.
  616.  
  617. 146
  618. 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,499
  619. Were involved
  620. in something more frivolous.
  621.  
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  623. 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,001
  624. Well, there are those of us
  625.  
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  627. 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,919
  628. who still side with the establishment.
  629.  
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  632. Case dismissed.
  633.  
  634. 150
  635. 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,180
  636. Go! Go, run, run, run!
  637.  
  638. 151
  639. 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,391
  640. Hey, get them legs up! Get them legs up!
  641.  
  642. 152
  643. 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,393
  644. Yeah! All right, now zigzag. Zigzag.
  645.  
  646. 153
  647. 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,770
  648. Zigzag. Serpentine. Yeah!
  649. They ain’t gonna catch you
  650.  
  651. 154
  652. 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,480
  653. if you serpentine. All right.
  654.  
  655. 155
  656. 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:06,857
  657. Good hustle. All right.
  658.  
  659. 156
  660. 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,734
  661. All right, now go long,
  662. go long. Go, go, go.
  663.  
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  665. 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,569
  666. I want you to tell Joseph
  667.  
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  669. 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,279
  670. it gets better for people like us.
  671.  
  672. 159
  673. 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,614
  674. For the ones with no mamas.
  675.  
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  677. 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,759
  678. Or the girl boys
  679. and the falsely accused bed wetters.
  680.  
  681. 161
  682. 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,076
  683. Hey! Hey.
  684.  
  685. 162
  686. 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,514
  687. - But you might have to lie.
  688. - That’s all right.
  689.  
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  691. 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:22,873
  692. Come on, bring it back in.
  693.  
  694. 164
  695. 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,475
  696. Bring it back in.
  697. Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle.
  698.  
  699. 165
  700. 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,460
  701. - Are we done yet?
  702. - Give me the ball.
  703.  
  704. 166
  705. 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,086
  706. All right, now, you got to be faster.
  707.  
  708. 167
  709. 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,297
  710. - You have got to be fast.
  711. - I don’t need to be fast.
  712.  
  713. 168
  714. 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,007
  715. - No, you’re gonna be faster.
  716. - Joseph.
  717.  
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  719. 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,592
  720. I’ve been watching you.
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  722. 170
  723. 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,595
  724. You’re gonna have to learn
  725. to run fast as all hell.
  726.  
  727. 171
  728. 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,847
  729. Right? All right. So go long.
  730.  
  731. 172
  732. 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,390
  733. Set, hut!
  734.  
  735. 173
  736. 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,184
  737. Okay, turn around.
  738.  
  739. 174
  740. 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,269
  741. Hands up. Back up.
  742.  
  743. 175
  744. 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:46,313
  745. - Here we go!
  746. - | I say a little prayer for you |
  747.  
  748. 176
  749. 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:51,234
  750. | I’m combing my hair now |
  751.  
  752. 177
  753. 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,904
  754. | And wondering what dress to wear now |
  755.  
  756. 178
  757. 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,197
  758. | Wear now |
  759.  
  760. 179
  761. 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,367
  762. | I say a little prayer for you |
  763.  
  764. 180
  765. 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,118
  766. | Forever and ever |
  767.  
  768. 181
  769. 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,828
  770. | You’ll stay in my heart... |
  771.  
  772. 182
  773. 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,455
  774. - Run!
  775. - It’s Hell-No!
  776.  
  777. 183
  778. 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,457
  779. Let’s get out of here!
  780.  
  781. 184
  782. 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,543
  783. Tax day. I’m y’all tax collector.
  784.  
  785. 185
  786. 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,796
  787. Give me y’all’s tax!
  788.  
  789. 186
  790. 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,547
  791. You’d be advised
  792.  
  793. 187
  794. 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:15,092
  795. to stay the hell away from Hell-No Price.
  796.  
  797. 188
  798. 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,386
  799. Hey, Betsy-Wetsy.
  800.  
  801. 189
  802. 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,054
  803. - It’s not true.
  804. - It don’t matter.
  805.  
  806. 190
  807. 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,347
  808. Come on, just run.
  809.  
  810. 191
  811. 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,057
  812. Hey! I will hunt you down!
  813.  
  814. 192
  815. 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,517
  816. She’s got the ferocity
  817.  
  818. 193
  819. 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,103
  820. of a T. rex and twice the appetite.
  821.  
  822. 194
  823. 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,980
  824. Hell-No Price, I heard
  825. she done ate her parents.
  826.  
  827. 195
  828. 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:31,316
  829. Get down here!
  830.  
  831. 196
  832. 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,859
  833. I said get down here!
  834.  
  835. 197
  836. 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,238
  837. - Crap.
  838. - You got to pay.
  839.  
  840. 198
  841. 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,365
  842. You don’t got tax...
  843.  
  844. 199
  845. 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,075
  846. Smash attacks.
  847.  
  848. 200
  849. 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,204
  850. - We ain’t coming down.
  851. - Nah.
  852.  
  853. 201
  854. 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,498
  855. We ain’t got candy. We ain’t got nothing.
  856.  
  857. 202
  858. 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,166
  859. Come on. We’ll get ’em later.
  860.  
  861. 203
  862. 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,711
  863. | For the sake of all mankind |
  864.  
  865. 204
  866. 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,630
  867. | We pity the less lucky ones |
  868.  
  869. 205
  870. 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,632
  871. | The weak and the begrimed |
  872.  
  873. 206
  874. 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,260
  875. | Those that good fortune left behind |
  876.  
  877. 207
  878. 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,138
  879. | Be brave, be true |
  880.  
  881. 208
  882. 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,931
  883. | In everything you do... |
  884.  
  885. 209
  886. 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,976
  887. Beware of
  888. nasty Principal Massey.
  889.  
  890. 210
  891. 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,146
  892. She grew up right next door
  893. to Miss Rayleen.
  894.  
  895. 211
  896. 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,440
  897. She pretends she’s better than everybody.
  898.  
  899. 212
  900. 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,776
  901. Good afternoon, Birdies.
  902.  
  903. 213
  904. 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,612
  905. Good afternoon, Miss Massey.
  906.  
  907. 214
  908. 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,781
  909. Have we got a treat for you today.
  910.  
  911. 215
  912. 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,659
  913. Who’s excited for some Jamboree?
  914.  
  915. 216
  916. 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,996
  917. Who’s excited for some winning?
  918.  
  919. 217
  920. 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,248
  921. And this year,
  922.  
  923. 218
  924. 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,834
  925. I know we’re gonna bring home
  926. that trophy like always.
  927.  
  928. 219
  929. 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,878
  930. Otherwise, y’all gonna be
  931. staying in Marietta.
  932.  
  933. 220
  934. 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,421
  935. I’m playing.
  936.  
  937. 221
  938. 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,547
  939. I’m playing.
  940.  
  941. 222
  942. 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,215
  943. So...
  944.  
  945. 223
  946. 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,968
  947. there’s something special
  948. happening this year.
  949.  
  950. 224
  951. 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:45,515
  952. An opportunity for all of us
  953. to be a part of science.
  954.  
  955. 225
  956. 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,268
  957. Hi. Hi, everybody.
  958.  
  959. 226
  960. 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,228
  961. This is Doctor... Pers...
  962.  
  963. 227
  964. 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,730
  965. - Persad.
  966. - Persad.
  967.  
  968. 228
  969. 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,733
  970. - All the way from NASA.
  971. - Hello. Hello.
  972.  
  973. 229
  974. 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:58,778
  975. Raise your hands if you like
  976. to think about outer space.
  977.  
  978. 230
  979. 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,451
  980. They’re girls.
  981.  
  982. 231
  983. 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,119
  984. That’s okay, huh.
  985.  
  986. 232
  987. 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,330
  988. You know, someone who loves to think
  989.  
  990. 233
  991. 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,707
  992. about outer space is our president.
  993.  
  994. 234
  995. 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,251
  996. - Oh, my.
  997. - He has sent some of us
  998.  
  999. 235
  1000. 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,212
  1001. on a mission across the Earth.
  1002.  
  1003. 236
  1004. 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,756
  1005. We are putting together a record of life.
  1006.  
  1007. 237
  1008. 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,216
  1009. A record?
  1010.  
  1011. 238
  1012. 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,051
  1013. Yes. The Golden Record.
  1014.  
  1015. 239
  1016. 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,761
  1017. The greatest hits of planet Earth.
  1018.  
  1019. 240
  1020. 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,889
  1021. An account of all of us
  1022. to be launched into space.
  1023.  
  1024. 241
  1025. 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,391
  1026. - Ooh.
  1027. - But I don’t want to go to space.
  1028.  
  1029. 242
  1030. 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,727
  1031. Hush up, precious. Shh, shh.
  1032.  
  1033. 243
  1034. 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,438
  1035. We are recording people
  1036. from all over the world,
  1037.  
  1038. 244
  1039. 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,482
  1040. giving greetings
  1041. in their native languages.
  1042.  
  1043. 245
  1044. 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:39,027
  1045. If there is a chance there is other life,
  1046.  
  1047. 246
  1048. 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,197
  1049. there is a chance someone will hear this.
  1050.  
  1051. 247
  1052. 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,535
  1053. There’s no such things as aliens, though.
  1054.  
  1055. 248
  1056. 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,079
  1057. Piper, please.
  1058.  
  1059. 249
  1060. 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,665
  1061. Don’t interrupt.
  1062.  
  1063. 250
  1064. 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:55,627
  1065. Our president is a humble man
  1066. from Georgia,
  1067.  
  1068. 251
  1069. 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:59,839
  1070. so why not a little girl
  1071. from somewhere like...
  1072.  
  1073. 252
  1074. 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,801
  1075. - Wiggly.
  1076. - Somewhere like Wiggly
  1077.  
  1078. 253
  1079. 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,220
  1080. be the keeper of our immortality?
  1081.  
  1082. 254
  1083. 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,180
  1084. That’s quite a job.
  1085.  
  1086. 255
  1087. 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,598
  1088. Well, um, I appreciate your time.
  1089.  
  1090. 256
  1091. 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,809
  1092. A group of us will be there
  1093. at the Jamboree.
  1094.  
  1095. 257
  1096. 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:13,353
  1097. We are looking forward
  1098. to recording the winners.
  1099.  
  1100. 258
  1101. 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,981
  1102. All right, let’s go get changed
  1103. into our Jamboree costumes.
  1104.  
  1105. 259
  1106. 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,693
  1107. Come on, get going!
  1108.  
  1109. 260
  1110. 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,279
  1111. Let’s bring home the gold
  1112. like we do, right?
  1113.  
  1114. 261
  1115. 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,530
  1116. - Christmas!
  1117. - Ow!
  1118.  
  1119. 262
  1120. 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,533
  1121. Why you always got to be
  1122. the one in the front, Piper?
  1123.  
  1124. 263
  1125. 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,577
  1126. - I got more badges than you...
  1127. - Piper! Hold up!
  1128.  
  1129. 264
  1130. 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,620
  1131. So why don’t you
  1132. pour yourself a big old glass
  1133.  
  1134. 265
  1135. 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,622
  1136. - of hush up.
  1137. - Hey. Hey.
  1138.  
  1139. 266
  1140. 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,957
  1141. Hey, Piper.
  1142.  
  1143. 267
  1144. 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,875
  1145. Do y’all smell something?
  1146.  
  1147. 268
  1148. 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,962
  1149. Did somebody pee on themselves?
  1150.  
  1151. 269
  1152. 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,257
  1153. I want to be a Birdie Scout.
  1154.  
  1155. 270
  1156. 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,551
  1157. I want to go to Jamboree.
  1158.  
  1159. 271
  1160. 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,636
  1161. Go run into trees, bed wetter.
  1162.  
  1163. 272
  1164. 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,680
  1165. - I’m not a bed wetter.
  1166. - Yes, huh.
  1167.  
  1168. 273
  1169. 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,098
  1170. She’ll get the uniform nasty.
  1171.  
  1172. 274
  1173. 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,392
  1174. You’ll get the uniform nasty.
  1175.  
  1176. 275
  1177. 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,146
  1178. I just said that.
  1179.  
  1180. 276
  1181. 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,815
  1182. I can be good for you.
  1183. I know stuff about space.
  1184.  
  1185. 277
  1186. 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,317
  1187. I could help you win.
  1188.  
  1189. 278
  1190. 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,736
  1191. Jamboree is a talent show.
  1192.  
  1193. 279
  1194. 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,696
  1195. The best of the best.
  1196.  
  1197. 280
  1198. 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:08,783
  1199. Is that you, or is trash you?
  1200.  
  1201. 281
  1202. 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,786
  1203. Why y’all so mean to me?
  1204.  
  1205. 282
  1206. 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,288
  1207. I don’t know.
  1208.  
  1209. 283
  1210. 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,041
  1211. Just feels right.
  1212.  
  1213. 284
  1214. 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,543
  1215. I’m at the top, and you’re at the bottom.
  1216.  
  1217. 285
  1218. 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,713
  1219. It’s just how we was made.
  1220.  
  1221. 286
  1222. 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,591
  1223. Go, go, go.
  1224.  
  1225. 287
  1226. 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,842
  1227. Open the locker!
  1228.  
  1229. 288
  1230. 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,261
  1231. Does this mean I’m in?
  1232.  
  1233. 289
  1234. 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,601
  1235. Ain’t that some shit.
  1236.  
  1237. 290
  1238. 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,233
  1239. Greetings from planet Earth.
  1240.  
  1241. 291
  1242. 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:46,321
  1243. I am Krystal Massey.
  1244.  
  1245. 292
  1246. 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,533
  1247. And, um...
  1248.  
  1249. 293
  1250. 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,250
  1251. There we go.
  1252.  
  1253. 294
  1254. 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:09,260
  1255. And I wish you great tidings
  1256. and great joy.
  1257.  
  1258. 295
  1259. 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,137
  1260. I do.
  1261.  
  1262. 296
  1263. 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:13,139
  1264. Aliens out there.
  1265.  
  1266. 297
  1267. 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,732
  1268. Hello!
  1269.  
  1270. 298
  1271. 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,151
  1272. Anyone?
  1273.  
  1274. 299
  1275. 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,072
  1276. Oh, look, it’s Christmas.
  1277.  
  1278. 300
  1279. 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,991
  1280. Bless your heart.
  1281.  
  1282. 301
  1283. 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,744
  1284. I’m gonna tell you something, precious.
  1285.  
  1286. 302
  1287. 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,247
  1288. When we get put in a locker, it’s because,
  1289.  
  1290. 303
  1291. 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:41,126
  1292. one way or the other,
  1293. we got ourselves in there.
  1294.  
  1295. 304
  1296. 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:44,045
  1297. - You understand?
  1298. - No.
  1299.  
  1300. 305
  1301. 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,797
  1302. Oh, Christmas Flint.
  1303.  
  1304. 306
  1305. 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,800
  1306. We just don’t know about you, do we?
  1307.  
  1308. 307
  1309. 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:52,387
  1310. You’re sweet, but we just don’t know.
  1311.  
  1312. 308
  1313. 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,308
  1314. Christmas!
  1315.  
  1316. 309
  1317. 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:58,560
  1318. Hey.
  1319.  
  1320. 310
  1321. 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,478
  1322. Oh, my God, I love your hair.
  1323.  
  1324. 311
  1325. 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,771
  1326. It’s so different.
  1327.  
  1328. 312
  1329. 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:02,981
  1330. - Yeah.
  1331. - It’s abstract.
  1332.  
  1333. 313
  1334. 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,607
  1335. You’re abstract.
  1336.  
  1337. 314
  1338. 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,776
  1339. I want our band name to be Gemini.
  1340.  
  1341. 315
  1342. 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,778
  1343. We can dress in that shiny plastic.
  1344.  
  1345. 316
  1346. 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,447
  1347. Shiny plastic?
  1348.  
  1349. 317
  1350. 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,326
  1351. What the hell happened to your hair?
  1352.  
  1353. 318
  1354. 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,494
  1355. Fell off, I guess.
  1356.  
  1357. 319
  1358. 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,204
  1359. You look ferocious, boss.
  1360.  
  1361. 320
  1362. 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,789
  1363. Nothing more important than that.
  1364.  
  1365. 321
  1366. 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,040
  1367. She didn’t do this herself.
  1368.  
  1369. 322
  1370. 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,126
  1371. - Who did this?
  1372. - No one.
  1373.  
  1374. 323
  1375. 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,420
  1376. Just tell her she looks nice.
  1377.  
  1378. 324
  1379. 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,172
  1380. What’s wrong with y’all?
  1381.  
  1382. 325
  1383. 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,507
  1384. Why’s she letting people cut on her hair?
  1385.  
  1386. 326
  1387. 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,801
  1388. She ain’t letting nobody do nothing.
  1389.  
  1390. 327
  1391. 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,554
  1392. - Clarification, boss.
  1393. - Overruled!
  1394.  
  1395. 328
  1396. 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,347
  1397. Yep.
  1398.  
  1399. 329
  1400. 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,433
  1401. That’d be the judge.
  1402.  
  1403. 330
  1404. 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,352
  1405. You tell him I’m on my way, all right?
  1406.  
  1407. 331
  1408. 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,271
  1409. Oh. Come on, Fluffy.
  1410.  
  1411. 332
  1412. 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,315
  1413. Can you make sure
  1414. she got something to eat?
  1415.  
  1416. 333
  1417. 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,442
  1418. I ain’t got time for no children!
  1419.  
  1420. 334
  1421. 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,527
  1422. - And I ain’t her mama.
  1423. - Come on there, boss.
  1424.  
  1425. 335
  1426. 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,446
  1427. There you go, Fluffy.
  1428.  
  1429. 336
  1430. 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,785
  1431. Ramsey Flint, attorney-at-law.
  1432.  
  1433. 337
  1434. 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:12,675
  1435. | Have a little song |
  1436.  
  1437. 338
  1438. 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,678
  1439. | Won’t take long |
  1440.  
  1441. 339
  1442. 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,848
  1443. | Sing it right |
  1444.  
  1445. 340
  1446. 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,309
  1447. | Once or twice |
  1448.  
  1449. 341
  1450. 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,645
  1451. | Oh, Lordy, me |
  1452.  
  1453. 342
  1454. 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:27,398
  1455. | Didn’t I shake, sugaree? |
  1456.  
  1457. 343
  1458. 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:31,569
  1459. | Everything I got
  1460. Is done and pawned |
  1461.  
  1462. 344
  1463. 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,951
  1464. | Everything I got
  1465. Is done and pawned. |
  1466.  
  1467. 345
  1468. 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,540
  1469. See that?
  1470.  
  1471. 346
  1472. 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,625
  1473. No.
  1474.  
  1475. 347
  1476. 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,711
  1477. There’s gonna be
  1478. a meteor shower this year.
  1479.  
  1480. 348
  1481. 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,756
  1482. It only happens every 60 years, and...
  1483.  
  1484. 349
  1485. 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,052
  1486. that means I can make contact.
  1487.  
  1488. 350
  1489. 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,929
  1490. There ain’t no one up there.
  1491.  
  1492. 351
  1493. 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,448
  1494. And if there is,
  1495. your shabby-ass flashlight
  1496.  
  1497. 352
  1498. 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,015
  1499. ain’t gonna get it.
  1500.  
  1501. 353
  1502. 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,142
  1503. You ever actually seen Aretha Franklin?
  1504.  
  1505. 354
  1506. 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,686
  1507. No.
  1508.  
  1509. 355
  1510. 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,187
  1511. So?
  1512.  
  1513. 356
  1514. 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,945
  1515. I’m gonna get on that Golden Record.
  1516.  
  1517. 357
  1518. 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,239
  1519. What?
  1520.  
  1521. 358
  1522. 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,784
  1523. I’m gonna get on that Golden Record!
  1524.  
  1525. 359
  1526. 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,836
  1527. Joseph, we funna be Birdies.
  1528.  
  1529. 360
  1530. 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,838
  1531. What? I’m not a girl.
  1532.  
  1533. 361
  1534. 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,481
  1535. Well, there’s nothing in the whole book
  1536.  
  1537. 362
  1538. 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,133
  1539. that says you have to be. I checked.
  1540.  
  1541. 363
  1542. 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,177
  1543. We need a dance for Jamboree
  1544. so we can win.
  1545.  
  1546. 364
  1547. 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,388
  1548. You’re over your limit.
  1549. You can only get one more.
  1550.  
  1551. 365
  1552. 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,654
  1553. Hey. If I make that dance,
  1554.  
  1555. 366
  1556. 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,072
  1557. we funna win.
  1558.  
  1559. 367
  1560. 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,866
  1561. We funna win.
  1562.  
  1563. 368
  1564. 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,994
  1565. Go on, get out of here.
  1566.  
  1567. 369
  1568. 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,622
  1569. | Well, you rock my soul
  1570. Down in the bosom... |
  1571.  
  1572. 370
  1573. 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,540
  1574. We need a minimum of four scouts
  1575.  
  1576. 371
  1577. 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,125
  1578. so that we can make a troop
  1579.  
  1580. 372
  1581. 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,127
  1582. and I can get my voice on that record.
  1583.  
  1584. 373
  1585. 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,545
  1586. | He rocks my soul |
  1587.  
  1588. 374
  1589. 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,422
  1590. | Down in the bosom of Abraham... |
  1591.  
  1592. 375
  1593. 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:18,009
  1594. We have two weeks to find
  1595. Birdies with special skills.
  1596.  
  1597. 376
  1598. 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,844
  1599. | Whoa, rock my soul |
  1600.  
  1601. 377
  1602. 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,804
  1603. | Why don’t you rock my soul |
  1604.  
  1605. 378
  1606. 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,264
  1607. | Won’t you rock my soul |
  1608.  
  1609. 379
  1610. 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,933
  1611. | Down in the bosom of Abraham... |
  1612.  
  1613. 380
  1614. 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,019
  1615. We’re looking for girls
  1616.  
  1617. 381
  1618. 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,730
  1619. with talents that have to be
  1620. useful in some way.
  1621.  
  1622. 382
  1623. 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,398
  1624. | Down in the bosom of Abraham |
  1625.  
  1626. 383
  1627. 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,692
  1628. - Mm-mm.
  1629. - | Mm-hmm, oh, yeah... |
  1630.  
  1631. 384
  1632. 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,903
  1633. But I’d settle for anyone
  1634. who’d say yes to me.
  1635.  
  1636. 385
  1637. 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,571
  1638. | Whoa, rock my soul... |
  1639.  
  1640. 386
  1641. 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,990
  1642. Have you been saved?
  1643.  
  1644. 387
  1645. 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,951
  1646. That’s Anne-Claire.
  1647.  
  1648. 388
  1649. 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,662
  1650. Loves her Jesus.
  1651. She ain’t got but one eye.
  1652.  
  1653. 389
  1654. 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,121
  1655. Have you been saved?
  1656.  
  1657. 390
  1658. 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,289
  1659. Anne-Claire?
  1660.  
  1661. 391
  1662. 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,875
  1663. - Sorry.
  1664. - Do you want to help
  1665.  
  1666. 392
  1667. 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,211
  1668. the most poorest,
  1669. struggling fools of the Earth?
  1670.  
  1671. 393
  1672. 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,630
  1673. We’re gonna leave a message
  1674. for the aliens.
  1675.  
  1676. 394
  1677. 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,132
  1678. Let me ask.
  1679.  
  1680. 395
  1681. 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,552
  1682. Dear Lord Jesus,
  1683.  
  1684. 396
  1685. 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,305
  1686. um, do you think this is a good idea?
  1687.  
  1688. 397
  1689. 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,848
  1690. Amen.
  1691.  
  1692. 398
  1693. 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,684
  1694. Yes!
  1695.  
  1696. 399
  1697. 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,984
  1698. The Birdie manual says
  1699.  
  1700. 400
  1701. 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:19,404
  1702. we need girls with grace
  1703. and virtue to lead us to glory.
  1704.  
  1705. 401
  1706. 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,740
  1707. But I think we need Hell-No Price.
  1708.  
  1709. 402
  1710. 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,242
  1711. Papa gave it to me.
  1712.  
  1713. 403
  1714. 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,995
  1715. Bubblegum. My favorite.
  1716.  
  1717. 404
  1718. 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,955
  1719. Hell-No Price.
  1720.  
  1721. 405
  1722. 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,624
  1723. I made you an avocado sandwich.
  1724.  
  1725. 406
  1726. 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,211
  1727. What the hell is this?
  1728.  
  1729. 407
  1730. 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,422
  1731. It’s God’s way of saying "mayonnaise."
  1732.  
  1733. 408
  1734. 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,507
  1735. Get that nasty away from me.
  1736.  
  1737. 409
  1738. 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,634
  1739. Heads up, bed wetter.
  1740. We’re coming for you.
  1741.  
  1742. 410
  1743. 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,056
  1744. Let me help you.
  1745.  
  1746. 411
  1747. 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,433
  1748. No, get away from me. I’m fine.
  1749.  
  1750. 412
  1751. 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,059
  1752. That was real nice of you.
  1753.  
  1754. 413
  1755. 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,495
  1756. I ain’t doing this ’cause I’m nice.
  1757.  
  1758. 414
  1759. 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,645
  1760. Just like to fight.
  1761.  
  1762. 415
  1763. 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:53,980
  1764. Using you as bait.
  1765.  
  1766. 416
  1767. 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,232
  1768. Now, go away.
  1769.  
  1770. 417
  1771. 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,819
  1772. I started
  1773. a Birdie Scouting troop.
  1774.  
  1775. 418
  1776. 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,113
  1777. You’re fast, and you’re smarter
  1778. than everybody.
  1779.  
  1780. 419
  1781. 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,032
  1782. You could help us and be invaluable.
  1783.  
  1784. 420
  1785. 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,533
  1786. I don’t need to be invaluable.
  1787.  
  1788. 421
  1789. 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,201
  1790. Oh, don’t you want a chance
  1791.  
  1792. 422
  1793. 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,829
  1794. to leave a message
  1795. for the aliens in the future?
  1796.  
  1797. 423
  1798. 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,581
  1799. Or at least earn some badges?
  1800.  
  1801. 424
  1802. 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,583
  1803. - Hell no.
  1804. - But there’s a record
  1805.  
  1806. 425
  1807. 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,085
  1808. they funna send into space.
  1809.  
  1810. 426
  1811. 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:19,922
  1812. Smash is like the universe.
  1813.  
  1814. 427
  1815. 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,466
  1816. Easy, Smash. Go play.
  1817.  
  1818. 428
  1819. 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,176
  1820. Full of gas and mystery.
  1821.  
  1822. 429
  1823. 00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:29,182
  1824. Hell-No...
  1825.  
  1826. 430
  1827. 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,684
  1828. you...
  1829.  
  1830. 431
  1831. 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,936
  1832. you’re like a human volcano.
  1833.  
  1834. 432
  1835. 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:38,733
  1836. I see you walking around,
  1837. fixin’ to explode all the time.
  1838.  
  1839. 433
  1840. 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:42,278
  1841. I always wonder,
  1842. what that girl think about?
  1843.  
  1844. 434
  1845. 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,198
  1846. So, what do you think about?
  1847.  
  1848. 435
  1849. 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,784
  1850. Blowing everything to kingdom come.
  1851.  
  1852. 436
  1853. 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,788
  1854. How we’re all headed for the boneyard,
  1855.  
  1856. 437
  1857. 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,498
  1858. so what’s the difference.
  1859.  
  1860. 438
  1861. 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,168
  1862. Burning everything down
  1863.  
  1864. 439
  1865. 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,212
  1866. so I don’t have to look at nothing pretty,
  1867.  
  1868. 440
  1869. 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,380
  1870. ’cause none of that for me.
  1871.  
  1872. 441
  1873. 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,093
  1874. Well...
  1875.  
  1876. 442
  1877. 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,847
  1878. By us standing together and saying,
  1879.  
  1880. 443
  1881. 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,308
  1882. "We should be here forever,"
  1883.  
  1884. 444
  1885. 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,936
  1886. and winning it over them,
  1887.  
  1888. 445
  1889. 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,021
  1890. that’s burning their whole nasty operation
  1891.  
  1892. 446
  1893. 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,648
  1894. right to the ground.
  1895.  
  1896. 447
  1897. 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,985
  1898. Yeah.
  1899.  
  1900. 448
  1901. 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,030
  1902. - Hmm? Hmm?
  1903. - Not right now, Smash.
  1904.  
  1905. 449
  1906. 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,325
  1907. Smash gets to come, too.
  1908.  
  1909. 450
  1910. 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,119
  1911. All right.
  1912.  
  1913. 451
  1914. 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:34,205
  1915. Smash get all the cookies she wants.
  1916.  
  1917. 452
  1918. 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,040
  1919. Okay.
  1920.  
  1921. 453
  1922. 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:37,583
  1923. You know I ain’t your friend, right?
  1924.  
  1925. 454
  1926. 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:40,753
  1927. Yeah, I know that.
  1928.  
  1929. 455
  1930. 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,422
  1931. Good.
  1932.  
  1933. 456
  1934. 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:46,342
  1935. Birdie manual says
  1936.  
  1937. 457
  1938. 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,136
  1939. every troop needs a Troop Mother
  1940.  
  1941. 458
  1942. 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,805
  1943. who will show us how to be
  1944. shining examples of womanhood.
  1945.  
  1946. 459
  1947. 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,473
  1948. Ow!
  1949.  
  1950. 460
  1951. 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:56,602
  1952. Whatever that means.
  1953.  
  1954. 461
  1955. 00:23:56,686 --> 00:24:00,022
  1956. My client could not have been
  1957. present the night in question,
  1958.  
  1959. 462
  1960. 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,192
  1961. because we have receipts from Winn-Dixie
  1962.  
  1963. 463
  1964. 00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:06,028
  1965. that prove he spent the night shopping.
  1966.  
  1967. 464
  1968. 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,447
  1969. He was shopping for
  1970. lighter fluid for 20 minutes.
  1971.  
  1972. 465
  1973. 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,950
  1974. It’s right here on the receipt.
  1975.  
  1976. 466
  1977. 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,493
  1978. Dang.
  1979.  
  1980. 467
  1981. 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:15,204
  1982. I swear, you men and arson.
  1983.  
  1984. 468
  1985. 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,415
  1986. Why you feel like
  1987. you have to set things on fire
  1988.  
  1989. 469
  1990. 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:18,791
  1991. every time you have a problem?
  1992.  
  1993. 470
  1994. 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,543
  1995. That’s our way.
  1996.  
  1997. 471
  1998. 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:24,046
  1999. Life comes at you hard,
  2000. you set it the hell on fire.
  2001.  
  2002. 472
  2003. 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,923
  2004. Ain’t that right, boss?
  2005.  
  2006. 473
  2007. 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:27,550
  2008. - Miss Rayleen?
  2009. - Yeah?
  2010.  
  2011. 474
  2012. 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:30,344
  2013. - I need something.
  2014. - Welcome to life, sugar booger.
  2015.  
  2016. 475
  2017. 00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:34,599
  2018. Will you lead us to glory?
  2019.  
  2020. 476
  2021. 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:37,143
  2022. Hell no.
  2023.  
  2024. 477
  2025. 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:38,644
  2026. Prize is you get to leave a message
  2027.  
  2028. 478
  2029. 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,229
  2030. for the aliens on the Golden Record,
  2031.  
  2032. 479
  2033. 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:42,815
  2034. - with Mozart and them.
  2035. - What?
  2036.  
  2037. 480
  2038. 00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:44,150
  2039. Now, ho-hold up, hold up.
  2040.  
  2041. 481
  2042. 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,353
  2043. I’d be the representative of
  2044.  
  2045. 482
  2046. 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:47,236
  2047. all the children on planet Earth.
  2048.  
  2049. 483
  2050. 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,614
  2051. So, like, our music for aliens?
  2052.  
  2053. 484
  2054. 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:51,282
  2055. - Some of our music.
  2056. - Johnny Cash?
  2057.  
  2058. 485
  2059. 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:52,491
  2060. No.
  2061.  
  2062. 486
  2063. 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:53,492
  2064. - Waylon?
  2065. - No.
  2066.  
  2067. 487
  2068. 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,203
  2069. Gram Parsons? Rolling Stones?
  2070.  
  2071. 488
  2072. 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:57,205
  2073. No, more like Beethoven and them.
  2074.  
  2075. 489
  2076. 00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:59,332
  2077. Well, then I’m not interested in space.
  2078.  
  2079. 490
  2080. 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,375
  2081. I don’t care for that at all.
  2082.  
  2083. 491
  2084. 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:02,877
  2085. Yeah, well, I care.
  2086.  
  2087. 492
  2088. 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,922
  2089. There’s some other life out there,
  2090.  
  2091. 493
  2092. 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,132
  2093. and they funna know me.
  2094.  
  2095. 494
  2096. 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,726
  2097. No.
  2098.  
  2099. 495
  2100. 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:21,229
  2101. - It-it’d be office hours.
  2102. - You already owe me back pay.
  2103.  
  2104. 496
  2105. 00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:22,939
  2106. Well, I’ll get it. I’ll get it.
  2107.  
  2108. 497
  2109. 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,483
  2110. I mean, ain’t my fault everybody guilty.
  2111.  
  2112. 498
  2113. 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,526
  2114. Ain’t my fault you can’t
  2115. get people to pay you.
  2116.  
  2117. 499
  2118. 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:29,528
  2119. Joseph already started
  2120. our choreography, though.
  2121.  
  2122. 500
  2123. 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:30,696
  2124. No. No, sir.
  2125.  
  2126. 501
  2127. 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,990
  2128. I don’t get on good with little girls.
  2129.  
  2130. 502
  2131. 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:36,452
  2132. I do arsonists, murderers
  2133. and state prosecutors.
  2134.  
  2135. 503
  2136. 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,763
  2137. Little girls give me the creeps.
  2138.  
  2139. 504
  2140. 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:39,288
  2141. Plus, you can’t hit ’em no more.
  2142.  
  2143. 505
  2144. 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,581
  2145. They changed the laws.
  2146.  
  2147. 506
  2148. 00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:42,333
  2149. All right.
  2150.  
  2151. 507
  2152. 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,669
  2153. "Lead us to glory." I like that.
  2154.  
  2155. 508
  2156. 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:45,962
  2157. And it would’ve been good
  2158.  
  2159. 509
  2160. 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,838
  2161. for you to be around other girls, boss.
  2162.  
  2163. 510
  2164. 00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:51,133
  2165. Lord knows I raise you like one
  2166. of them hillbillies next door.
  2167.  
  2168. 511
  2169. 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:54,220
  2170. You’ll be doing dip
  2171. if I don’t take some action.
  2172.  
  2173. 512
  2174. 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:59,058
  2175. Miss Rayleen, take your
  2176. office days down to two.
  2177.  
  2178. 513
  2179. 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,434
  2180. No. Hell no.
  2181.  
  2182. 514
  2183. 00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:01,727
  2184. I’m the boss man.
  2185.  
  2186. 515
  2187. 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:03,396
  2188. You the leader of the Birdies.
  2189.  
  2190. 516
  2191. 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:04,897
  2192. Me and Fluffy,
  2193.  
  2194. 517
  2195. 00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:07,984
  2196. we gonna go and try and get paid.
  2197.  
  2198. 518
  2199. 00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:12,196
  2200. Here you go.
  2201.  
  2202. 519
  2203. 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:16,450
  2204. Fall out, Fluffy.
  2205.  
  2206. 520
  2207. 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,625
  2208. I don’t do nothing half-ass.
  2209.  
  2210. 521
  2211. 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:26,752
  2212. I don’t want to do anything
  2213. with half an ass.
  2214.  
  2215. 522
  2216. 00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:28,188
  2217. You know you’re just setting yourself up
  2218.  
  2219. 523
  2220. 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,256
  2221. for your little heart to get broke.
  2222.  
  2223. 524
  2224. 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,758
  2225. No, setting myself up
  2226. to change my whole life.
  2227.  
  2228. 525
  2229. 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:39,515
  2230. He forgot to open
  2231. the damn beer can.
  2232.  
  2233. 526
  2234. 00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:44,520
  2235. Mmm!
  2236.  
  2237. 527
  2238. 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,694
  2239. Rayleen Mosely?
  2240.  
  2241. 528
  2242. 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,070
  2243. Hi, Krystal.
  2244.  
  2245. 529
  2246. 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,572
  2247. Hey.
  2248.  
  2249. 530
  2250. 00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:56,824
  2251. It’s been a minute.
  2252.  
  2253. 531
  2254. 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,660
  2255. Mm-hmm.
  2256.  
  2257. 532
  2258. 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:02,288
  2259. Since, uh...
  2260.  
  2261. 533
  2262. 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:05,124
  2263. Pavo Possum Fest.
  2264.  
  2265. 534
  2266. 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:08,794
  2267. Well, hey. Sure is nice to see you.
  2268.  
  2269. 535
  2270. 00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:13,382
  2271. And are you a... are you a mama?
  2272.  
  2273. 536
  2274. 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,177
  2275. I’m the Troop Mama.
  2276.  
  2277. 537
  2278. 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,641
  2279. Yeah.
  2280.  
  2281. 538
  2282. 00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:24,477
  2283. For real?
  2284.  
  2285. 539
  2286. 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,313
  2287. - Are you playing?
  2288. - I don’t play. You know that.
  2289.  
  2290. 540
  2291. 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,648
  2292. They can’t be Birdies.
  2293.  
  2294. 541
  2295. 00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:31,275
  2296. - Why not?
  2297. - Because these children
  2298.  
  2299. 542
  2300. 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,693
  2301. are not...
  2302.  
  2303. 543
  2304. 00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:35,738
  2305. Because Birdies have
  2306. a strict quality code.
  2307.  
  2308. 544
  2309. 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,365
  2310. My boos are quality.
  2311.  
  2312. 545
  2313. 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,414
  2314. And you think you can get these children
  2315.  
  2316. 546
  2317. 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:46,916
  2318. to follow these standards?
  2319.  
  2320. 547
  2321. 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,877
  2322. Does a fat puppy poot? I got this.
  2323.  
  2324. 548
  2325. 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,089
  2326. That kind of language isn’t necessary.
  2327.  
  2328. 549
  2329. 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,924
  2330. All right, then.
  2331.  
  2332. 550
  2333. 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,967
  2334. Got to give you a number.
  2335.  
  2336. 551
  2337. 00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:58,719
  2338. Troop...
  2339.  
  2340. 552
  2341. 00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:00,805
  2342. Oh, dear, well...
  2343.  
  2344. 553
  2345. 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:05,643
  2346. Huh. The only number left in
  2347. the state of Georgia is zero.
  2348.  
  2349. 554
  2350. 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,311
  2351. Isn’t that sweet?
  2352.  
  2353. 555
  2354. 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:08,938
  2355. Perfectly appropriate.
  2356.  
  2357. 556
  2358. 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,314
  2359. Yes, precious.
  2360.  
  2361. 557
  2362. 00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:12,733
  2363. Zero’s the number of infinity.
  2364.  
  2365. 558
  2366. 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:15,277
  2367. Is that right?
  2368.  
  2369. 559
  2370. 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,571
  2371. - Yeah.
  2372. - Well...
  2373.  
  2374. 560
  2375. 00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:21,409
  2376. Troop Zero, welcome to Birdie Scouting.
  2377.  
  2378. 561
  2379. 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,163
  2380. I don’t know if you thought
  2381. this was gonna be easy.
  2382.  
  2383. 562
  2384. 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:30,042
  2385. Being a woman of substance is never easy.
  2386.  
  2387. 563
  2388. 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:31,752
  2389. It’s not pageantry,
  2390.  
  2391. 564
  2392. 00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:34,130
  2393. where you look pretty for the boys.
  2394.  
  2395. 565
  2396. 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:38,717
  2397. It’s not 4-H, where you birth
  2398. a calf and call it a day.
  2399.  
  2400. 566
  2401. 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:41,220
  2402. Before you’re taking care of your babies,
  2403.  
  2404. 567
  2405. 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,639
  2406. before you’re
  2407. taking care of your husbands,
  2408.  
  2409. 568
  2410. 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,142
  2411. your old parents and whoever
  2412. else needs you to hold them up,
  2413.  
  2414. 569
  2415. 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:47,768
  2416. you’re taking care of your troop.
  2417.  
  2418. 570
  2419. 00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:51,105
  2420. You’re making sure you’re all winners.
  2421.  
  2422. 571
  2423. 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,649
  2424. Each member is required to earn one badge.
  2425.  
  2426. 572
  2427. 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:57,695
  2428. That’s the bare minimum
  2429. to qualify for Jamboree.
  2430.  
  2431. 573
  2432. 00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,238
  2433. You will earn them honestly...
  2434.  
  2435. 574
  2436. 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:02,575
  2437. No cheating... and if you earn ’em,
  2438.  
  2439. 575
  2440. 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,368
  2441. then you got a shot at Marietta.
  2442.  
  2443. 576
  2444. 00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:08,539
  2445. So, welcome, Troop Zero.
  2446.  
  2447. 577
  2448. 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,749
  2449. We’ll see you on the other side.
  2450.  
  2451. 578
  2452. 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,543
  2453. If you make it out alive.
  2454.  
  2455. 579
  2456. 00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,547
  2457. I’m playing. I’m playing.
  2458.  
  2459. 580
  2460. 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:18,716
  2461. I’m not.
  2462.  
  2463. 581
  2464. 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,176
  2465. Come on, y’all.
  2466.  
  2467. 582
  2468. 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,927
  2469. Come on. Don’t take nothing.
  2470.  
  2471. 583
  2472. 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:23,512
  2473. She’ll say you got it dirty.
  2474.  
  2475. 584
  2476. 00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:37,193
  2477. - I will destroy you!
  2478. - Stop it! Stop it!
  2479.  
  2480. 585
  2481. 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,737
  2482. All right, all right.
  2483.  
  2484. 586
  2485. 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,780
  2486. Ow.
  2487.  
  2488. 587
  2489. 00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:43,824
  2490. Y’all want to do this.
  2491.  
  2492. 588
  2493. 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,702
  2494. Hey, hey.
  2495.  
  2496. 589
  2497. 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:56,337
  2498. - Y’all my Birdies now.
  2499. - He can’t be a Birdie.
  2500.  
  2501. 590
  2502. 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:58,214
  2503. Can’t be a Birdie ’cause he’s half boy.
  2504.  
  2505. 591
  2506. 00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,566
  2507. Can’t be a football player
  2508. ’cause he’s half girl.
  2509.  
  2510. 592
  2511. 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:01,509
  2512. No, ma’am, that would be a "no, ma’am."
  2513.  
  2514. 593
  2515. 00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:02,718
  2516. We are sweet to each other.
  2517.  
  2518. 594
  2519. 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,196
  2520. Smash, get your finger out your nose.
  2521.  
  2522. 595
  2523. 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:05,930
  2524. Get the straw out of your mouth.
  2525.  
  2526. 596
  2527. 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,407
  2528. Hell-No, you get the straw
  2529. out of your mouth, too.
  2530.  
  2531. 597
  2532. 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,016
  2533. Put your foot down.
  2534.  
  2535. 598
  2536. 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:12,686
  2537. Joseph, welcome to the Birdie Scouts.
  2538.  
  2539. 599
  2540. 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:16,232
  2541. Smash, I don’t care about the law.
  2542.  
  2543. 600
  2544. 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,317
  2545. Rayleen funna whup your ass.
  2546.  
  2547. 601
  2548. 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:24,156
  2549. Joseph is one of y’all now, all right?
  2550.  
  2551. 602
  2552. 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,784
  2553. And we are gonna do the best we can.
  2554.  
  2555. 603
  2556. 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,202
  2557. - Yeah.
  2558. - Nah.
  2559.  
  2560. 604
  2561. 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:29,370
  2562. We funna lose.
  2563.  
  2564. 605
  2565. 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:30,829
  2566. This a bunch of losers and trash
  2567.  
  2568. 606
  2569. 00:30:30,913 --> 00:30:32,122
  2570. - nobody wants.
  2571. - No.
  2572.  
  2573. 607
  2574. 00:30:32,206 --> 00:30:33,916
  2575. We funna win.
  2576.  
  2577. 608
  2578. 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:36,168
  2579. Here we are.
  2580.  
  2581. 609
  2582. 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,963
  2583. Leftovers for the leftovers.
  2584.  
  2585. 610
  2586. 00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:41,966
  2587. I’m playing. Y’all know I am.
  2588.  
  2589. 611
  2590. 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,842
  2591. For real.
  2592.  
  2593. 612
  2594. 00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:46,428
  2595. Good luck with whatever
  2596. you find in this badge jar.
  2597.  
  2598. 613
  2599. 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:48,514
  2600. My girls have won almost every one.
  2601.  
  2602. 614
  2603. 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:50,224
  2604. Can you believe it?
  2605.  
  2606. 615
  2607. 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:53,310
  2608. I’m sure there’s something
  2609. in there for you.
  2610.  
  2611. 616
  2612. 00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:54,812
  2613. I appreciate you.
  2614.  
  2615. 617
  2616. 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:57,481
  2617. - Mm.
  2618. - And let’s see what we got here.
  2619.  
  2620. 618
  2621. 00:30:57,565 --> 00:30:58,857
  2622. What’s that?
  2623.  
  2624. 619
  2625. 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:00,359
  2626. Dang, these are ugly.
  2627.  
  2628. 620
  2629. 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,652
  2630. Take it.
  2631.  
  2632. 621
  2633. 00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:04,530
  2634. What the hell is this?
  2635.  
  2636. 622
  2637. 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:06,949
  2638. Oh, that’s Survival in the Wilderness.
  2639.  
  2640. 623
  2641. 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,493
  2642. Can we have something
  2643. more in their ballpark?
  2644.  
  2645. 624
  2646. 00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:12,830
  2647. I mean, "Dress-idge,"
  2648. that ain’t gonna work.
  2649.  
  2650. 625
  2651. 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:15,082
  2652. "Dressage" is the correct pronunciation.
  2653.  
  2654. 626
  2655. 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:16,601
  2656. Whatever it is, it ain’t gonna work.
  2657.  
  2658. 627
  2659. 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,044
  2660. - Ceramics. Table Settings?
  2661. - Hell-No.
  2662.  
  2663. 628
  2664. 00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:21,255
  2665. - No.
  2666. - Just remind me,
  2667.  
  2668. 629
  2669. 00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:24,049
  2670. what do they say about beggars again?
  2671.  
  2672. 630
  2673. 00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:28,178
  2674. I’m playing. I’m playing.
  2675.  
  2676. 631
  2677. 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,807
  2678. Y’all clean up this mess in here.
  2679.  
  2680. 632
  2681. 00:31:33,976 --> 00:31:35,561
  2682. - These smell.
  2683. - Mm!
  2684.  
  2685. 633
  2686. 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:37,813
  2687. All right.
  2688.  
  2689. 634
  2690. 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,441
  2691. All y’all got to do is win one badge each
  2692.  
  2693. 635
  2694. 00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:42,234
  2695. to go to Jamboree.
  2696.  
  2697. 636
  2698. 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:43,694
  2699. So, it shouldn’t be that hard.
  2700.  
  2701. 637
  2702. 00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:46,947
  2703. Have y’all ever won
  2704. anything in your lives?
  2705.  
  2706. 638
  2707. 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,246
  2708. All right, Troop Zero, let’s just...
  2709.  
  2710. 639
  2711. 00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:56,749
  2712. You know what? Let’s just do what we can.
  2713.  
  2714. 640
  2715. 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,793
  2716. You too thick, wear the sash.
  2717.  
  2718. 641
  2719. 00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:03,130
  2720. You don’t want to wear
  2721. girl clothes, wear the sash.
  2722.  
  2723. 642
  2724. 00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,757
  2725. You pee your pants, wear the sash.
  2726.  
  2727. 643
  2728. 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,468
  2729. - Just don’t get any pee on it.
  2730. - I don’t pee myself.
  2731.  
  2732. 644
  2733. 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,178
  2734. Yeah, that’s just
  2735. in principle. Here.
  2736.  
  2737. 645
  2738. 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,471
  2739. Well, come on, now, Hell-No.
  2740.  
  2741. 646
  2742. 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:11,972
  2743. Come on. Even if y’all don’t win,
  2744.  
  2745. 647
  2746. 00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:13,724
  2747. you got to show them that you’re serious.
  2748.  
  2749. 648
  2750. 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,726
  2751. - Y’all serious?
  2752. - Yes, ma’am.
  2753.  
  2754. 649
  2755. 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:17,102
  2756. All right.
  2757.  
  2758. 650
  2759. 00:32:17,186 --> 00:32:19,063
  2760. Let’s get this, my boos.
  2761.  
  2762. 651
  2763. 00:32:20,898 --> 00:32:23,776
  2764. Cookie Selling badge.
  2765.  
  2766. 652
  2767. 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:26,236
  2768. Blood makes the grass grow.
  2769.  
  2770. 653
  2771. 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,280
  2772. Kill, kill, kill!
  2773.  
  2774. 654
  2775. 00:32:28,364 --> 00:32:30,074
  2776. Come on. Come on.
  2777.  
  2778. 655
  2779. 00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:32,618
  2780. - Come on.
  2781. - Let’s do this!
  2782.  
  2783. 656
  2784. 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,912
  2785. - Let’s go!
  2786. - Oh, I’m a real-life Birdie Scout!
  2787.  
  2788. 657
  2789. 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,918
  2790. | Yeah |
  2791.  
  2792. 658
  2793. 00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:48,884
  2794. | Lookin’ back on the track
  2795. For a little green bag |
  2796.  
  2797. 659
  2798. 00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:51,804
  2799. | Got to find just the kind |
  2800.  
  2801. 660
  2802. 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,306
  2803. | Or losin’ my mind |
  2804.  
  2805. 661
  2806. 00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:58,769
  2807. | Out of sight in the night,
  2808. Out of sight in the day |
  2809.  
  2810. 662
  2811. 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:03,524
  2812. | Lookin’ back on the track,
  2813. Gonna do it my way |
  2814.  
  2815. 663
  2816. 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:07,945
  2817. | Out of sight in the night,
  2818. Out of sight in the day |
  2819.  
  2820. 664
  2821. 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:12,282
  2822. | Lookin’ back on the track,
  2823. Gonna do it my way |
  2824.  
  2825. 665
  2826. 00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:14,076
  2827. | Lookin’ back |
  2828.  
  2829. 666
  2830. 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:21,917
  2831. | Ah |
  2832.  
  2833. 667
  2834. 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,919
  2835. | Lookin’ for some happiness |
  2836.  
  2837. 668
  2838. 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,380
  2839. | But there is only loneliness |
  2840.  
  2841. 669
  2842. 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:29,967
  2843. | To find... |
  2844.  
  2845. 670
  2846. 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,927
  2847. Buy my cookies, Ray-Ray.
  2848.  
  2849. 671
  2850. 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,847
  2851. - I got to ask my mama.
  2852. - They’re two dollars.
  2853.  
  2854. 672
  2855. 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,140
  2856. Two boxes.
  2857.  
  2858. 673
  2859. 00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:37,891
  2860. Give me four dollars for my cookies
  2861.  
  2862. 674
  2863. 00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:39,810
  2864. so I can be a woman of substance.
  2865.  
  2866. 675
  2867. 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:41,520
  2868. Now, Ray-Ray.
  2869.  
  2870. 676
  2871. 00:33:41,603 --> 00:33:43,397
  2872. Do it.
  2873.  
  2874. 677
  2875. 00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:54,324
  2876. Give that back.
  2877.  
  2878. 678
  2879. 00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:56,827
  2880. Now, get out of here.
  2881.  
  2882. 679
  2883. 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:01,373
  2884. | Lookin’ for some happiness |
  2885.  
  2886. 680
  2887. 00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:03,417
  2888. | But there is only loneliness... |
  2889.  
  2890. 681
  2891. 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,711
  2892. There, take some cookies.
  2893.  
  2894. 682
  2895. 00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:07,880
  2896. Come on.
  2897.  
  2898. 683
  2899. 00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:11,967
  2900. | Jump to the left,
  2901. Turn to the right |
  2902.  
  2903. 684
  2904. 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,595
  2905. - | Lookin’ upstairs... |
  2906. - JOSEPH: Hi.
  2907.  
  2908. 685
  2909. 00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,972
  2910. Would you like to buy
  2911. some delicious Birdie cookies?
  2912.  
  2913. 686
  2914. 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,974
  2915. - You’re not a Girl Scout.
  2916. - It’s Birdie Scouts,
  2917.  
  2918. 687
  2919. 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,201
  2920. and we work on building communities
  2921.  
  2922. 688
  2923. 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:21,286
  2924. through strengthening ourself...
  2925.  
  2926. 689
  2927. 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,187
  2928. No. No. No.
  2929.  
  2930. 690
  2931. 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,897
  2932. We...
  2933.  
  2934. 691
  2935. 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:26,774
  2936. Well...
  2937.  
  2938. 692
  2939. 00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:28,484
  2940. Damn.
  2941.  
  2942. 693
  2943. 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:32,321
  2944. Please? I get so scared
  2945. talking in front of strangers.
  2946.  
  2947. 694
  2948. 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:34,656
  2949. What kind of evangelist
  2950. does that make you?
  2951.  
  2952. 695
  2953. 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,450
  2954. Real bad one.
  2955.  
  2956. 696
  2957. 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,368
  2958. All right, well, just hold my hand.
  2959.  
  2960. 697
  2961. 00:34:38,452 --> 00:34:39,971
  2962. | Out of sight in the night,
  2963. Out of sight... |
  2964.  
  2965. 698
  2966. 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,288
  2967. I funna puke, Miss Rayleen.
  2968.  
  2969. 699
  2970. 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,874
  2971. Don’t puke before you get the money, boo.
  2972.  
  2973. 700
  2974. 00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:46,668
  2975. - Hello.
  2976. - Hello.
  2977.  
  2978. 701
  2979. 00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:49,421
  2980. Would you please...
  2981.  
  2982. 702
  2983. 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:52,674
  2984. give me some... some money?
  2985.  
  2986. 703
  2987. 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:55,928
  2988. I’ll be happy to.
  2989. I used to be a Birdie myself.
  2990.  
  2991. 704
  2992. 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,346
  2993. | Lookin’ for some happiness... |
  2994.  
  2995. 705
  2996. 00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:00,307
  2997. Is she gonna be all right?
  2998.  
  2999. 706
  3000. 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:01,683
  3001. She’ll be fine.
  3002.  
  3003. 707
  3004. 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,435
  3005. It’s good for the grass.
  3006.  
  3007. 708
  3008. 00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:04,645
  3009. Come on.
  3010.  
  3011. 709
  3012. 00:35:04,728 --> 00:35:06,605
  3013. | Jump to the left |
  3014.  
  3015. 710
  3016. 00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:08,899
  3017. | Turn to the right |
  3018.  
  3019. 711
  3020. 00:35:08,982 --> 00:35:10,150
  3021. | Lookin’ upstairs |
  3022.  
  3023. 712
  3024. 00:35:10,234 --> 00:35:12,778
  3025. - There. Come on.
  3026. - | Lookin’ behind... |
  3027.  
  3028. 713
  3029. 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:16,532
  3030. Every little girl dreams
  3031. about getting married
  3032.  
  3033. 714
  3034. 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,743
  3035. and having their own babies.
  3036.  
  3037. 715
  3038. 00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:22,496
  3039. Child Care badge prepares you
  3040.  
  3041. 716
  3042. 00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:24,998
  3043. for the ultimate joys of motherhood.
  3044.  
  3045. 717
  3046. 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,419
  3047. Dang.
  3048.  
  3049. 718
  3050. 00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,173
  3051. Act right. Stop that.
  3052.  
  3053. 719
  3054. 00:35:33,257 --> 00:35:34,925
  3055. Stop that.
  3056.  
  3057. 720
  3058. 00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:36,760
  3059. - | Lookin’ for some happiness |
  3060. - Ow!
  3061.  
  3062. 721
  3063. 00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:39,513
  3064. | But there is only loneliness |
  3065.  
  3066. 722
  3067. 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,474
  3068. - | To find... |
  3069. - Perfect trust falls.
  3070.  
  3071. 723
  3072. 00:35:42,558 --> 00:35:44,101
  3073. Again.
  3074.  
  3075. 724
  3076. 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,353
  3077. What the hell they trying
  3078. to teach you, trust?
  3079.  
  3080. 725
  3081. 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,938
  3082. Try that in the real world.
  3083.  
  3084. 726
  3085. 00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:49,523
  3086. Get up, now.
  3087.  
  3088. 727
  3089. 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:51,108
  3090. Get up.
  3091.  
  3092. 728
  3093. 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,193
  3094. Get going. Come on.
  3095.  
  3096. 729
  3097. 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,239
  3098. Dear Lord in Heaven,
  3099. be safe, be safe.
  3100.  
  3101. 730
  3102. 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,662
  3103. All right, I got you, I got you.
  3104.  
  3105. 731
  3106. 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,956
  3107. Trust.
  3108.  
  3109. 732
  3110. 00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:15,507
  3111. - Hey, don’t mess this up.
  3112. - Right.
  3113.  
  3114. 733
  3115. 00:36:15,591 --> 00:36:17,342
  3116. All right, I got this.
  3117.  
  3118. 734
  3119. 00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:18,969
  3120. You better. I need this.
  3121.  
  3122. 735
  3123. 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,345
  3124. Ow!
  3125.  
  3126. 736
  3127. 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,558
  3128. No, no, no.
  3129.  
  3130. 737
  3131. 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:27,185
  3132. No. No, no.
  3133.  
  3134. 738
  3135. 00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:34,860
  3136. We never gonna get to Jamboree like this.
  3137.  
  3138. 739
  3139. 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:36,945
  3140. Shouldn’t have taken them.
  3141.  
  3142. 740
  3143. 00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:38,947
  3144. They’re ruining everything.
  3145.  
  3146. 741
  3147. 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,743
  3148. They’re even bigger losers than I am.
  3149.  
  3150. 742
  3151. 00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:47,623
  3152. Oh, you’re right.
  3153.  
  3154. 743
  3155. 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,751
  3156. Better for you to be back
  3157. at home watching Outer Limits
  3158.  
  3159. 744
  3160. 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:54,880
  3161. and me to be living my life in peace.
  3162.  
  3163. 745
  3164. 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,965
  3165. What? No.
  3166.  
  3167. 746
  3168. 00:36:59,593 --> 00:37:01,803
  3169. Let me see them badges.
  3170.  
  3171. 747
  3172. 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,193
  3173. You got to work with what you got.
  3174.  
  3175. 748
  3176. 00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:17,569
  3177. Special skills.
  3178.  
  3179. 749
  3180. 00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,699
  3181. Beauty badge
  3182. was made for Joseph.
  3183.  
  3184. 750
  3185. 00:37:22,783 --> 00:37:24,660
  3186. If he can make my hair less ugly,
  3187.  
  3188. 751
  3189. 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,703
  3190. he can make the world less ugly.
  3191.  
  3192. 752
  3193. 00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:28,830
  3194. This is the time to say yes.
  3195.  
  3196. 753
  3197. 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:30,165
  3198. This is how I am.
  3199.  
  3200. 754
  3201. 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,125
  3202. This is what God gave me to work with.
  3203.  
  3204. 755
  3205. 00:37:32,209 --> 00:37:35,045
  3206. And I’m gonna make it beautiful
  3207. ’cause it’s mine.
  3208.  
  3209. 756
  3210. 00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,380
  3211. All right.
  3212.  
  3213. 757
  3214. 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,590
  3215. | And I’m so glad |
  3216.  
  3217. 758
  3218. 00:37:38,674 --> 00:37:41,802
  3219. | I took the chance on you, baby |
  3220.  
  3221. 759
  3222. 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:44,596
  3223. | Hey |
  3224.  
  3225. 760
  3226. 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,392
  3227. | My friends all say
  3228. He don’t play by the rules |
  3229.  
  3230. 761
  3231. 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:53,021
  3232. | So listen, don’t you be no fool |
  3233.  
  3234. 762
  3235. 00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:55,941
  3236. | Don’t you know
  3237. You’re just a beginner |
  3238.  
  3239. 763
  3240. 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:58,068
  3241. | So look at me now |
  3242.  
  3243. 764
  3244. 00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:00,278
  3245. | I’m a winner |
  3246.  
  3247. 765
  3248. 00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:01,780
  3249. | Oh, oh |
  3250.  
  3251. 766
  3252. 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:03,448
  3253. | I’m a winner |
  3254.  
  3255. 767
  3256. 00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:07,244
  3257. | Ooh, yes, I am |
  3258.  
  3259. 768
  3260. 00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:09,871
  3261. | Ow! |
  3262.  
  3263. 769
  3264. 00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:19,840
  3265. | Put that money down
  3266. And put them chips on nine |
  3267.  
  3268. 770
  3269. 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:26,013
  3270. | Ah, ah |
  3271.  
  3272. 771
  3273. 00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:29,391
  3274. - | Ah, ah |
  3275. - | Ah, ah |
  3276.  
  3277. 772
  3278. 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,727
  3279. - | Ooh |
  3280. - | Ah |
  3281.  
  3282. 773
  3283. 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,895
  3284. | I’m a winner |
  3285.  
  3286. 774
  3287. 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:36,189
  3288. | Yes, I am... |
  3289.  
  3290. 775
  3291. 00:38:36,273 --> 00:38:37,941
  3292. Dang, son.
  3293.  
  3294. 776
  3295. 00:38:38,025 --> 00:38:39,693
  3296. You survive nine more years of this,
  3297.  
  3298. 777
  3299. 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:42,320
  3300. you’re gonna make a whole
  3301. bucketload of damn money.
  3302.  
  3303. 778
  3304. 00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:43,697
  3305. Yes, ma’am.
  3306.  
  3307. 779
  3308. 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,282
  3309. Special skills.
  3310.  
  3311. 780
  3312. 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,367
  3313. All right, Christmas, who’s next?
  3314.  
  3315. 781
  3316. 00:38:47,451 --> 00:38:50,328
  3317. | I took a chance on you, baby |
  3318.  
  3319. 782
  3320. 00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:53,749
  3321. | Oh, I’m a winner... |
  3322.  
  3323. 783
  3324. 00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,713
  3325. Got some inspiring words, Mr. Ramsey?
  3326.  
  3327. 784
  3328. 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:02,758
  3329. - Thank you, Miss Rayleen.
  3330. - Yeah.
  3331.  
  3332. 785
  3333. 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:05,469
  3334. When I was in
  3335. the United States Army
  3336.  
  3337. 786
  3338. 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:07,179
  3339. with Mr. Dwayne,
  3340.  
  3341. 787
  3342. 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:10,348
  3343. we used to run a course
  3344. like this twice a day.
  3345.  
  3346. 788
  3347. 00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:12,934
  3348. And there were machine guns
  3349. going off over our heads.
  3350.  
  3351. 789
  3352. 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:15,896
  3353. We had bowls of rice
  3354. just once a day
  3355.  
  3356. 790
  3357. 00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:17,206
  3358. just to get us through the hardships.
  3359.  
  3360. 791
  3361. 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,940
  3362. Not about the rice right now.
  3363.  
  3364. 792
  3365. 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:23,236
  3366. What Mr. Dwayne is saying
  3367. is life ain’t about winning.
  3368.  
  3369. 793
  3370. 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,489
  3371. I mean, it is for some...
  3372. For those who win.
  3373.  
  3374. 794
  3375. 00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:28,200
  3376. But for the rest of y’all...
  3377.  
  3378. 795
  3379. 00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:30,368
  3380. the trick is to endure.
  3381.  
  3382. 796
  3383. 00:39:30,452 --> 00:39:34,372
  3384. Not let the kicks and the nasty words
  3385.  
  3386. 797
  3387. 00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:35,624
  3388. keep you down.
  3389.  
  3390. 798
  3391. 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,043
  3392. Then you wake up one day,
  3393.  
  3394. 799
  3395. 00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:41,296
  3396. and you’ll be the last one standing.
  3397.  
  3398. 800
  3399. 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:44,716
  3400. So...
  3401.  
  3402. 801
  3403. 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:50,347
  3404. Go get them Endurance badges, little boos!
  3405.  
  3406. 802
  3407. 00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:52,641
  3408. Go! Come on.
  3409.  
  3410. 803
  3411. 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:55,602
  3412. Smash, pick up those feet.
  3413.  
  3414. 804
  3415. 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:58,563
  3416. Pick up your feet!
  3417.  
  3418. 805
  3419. 00:40:00,482 --> 00:40:02,317
  3420. You go easy on my girl.
  3421.  
  3422. 806
  3423. 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:06,029
  3424. All right? You-you know she got
  3425. one leg shorter than the other?
  3426.  
  3427. 807
  3428. 00:40:06,113 --> 00:40:07,447
  3429. Ow!
  3430.  
  3431. 808
  3432. 00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:08,740
  3433. That poor thing can’t afford
  3434.  
  3435. 809
  3436. 00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:10,450
  3437. to do nothing easy, and you know that.
  3438.  
  3439. 810
  3440. 00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:12,619
  3441. - Come on!
  3442. - Come on, y’all.
  3443.  
  3444. 811
  3445. 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:15,330
  3446. - Come on! Come on!
  3447. - Come on! Come on!
  3448.  
  3449. 812
  3450. 00:40:16,957 --> 00:40:20,335
  3451. This badge was made
  3452. for Hell-No Price.
  3453.  
  3454. 813
  3455. 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,797
  3456. She eats obstacles for
  3457. breakfast, lunch and dinner.
  3458.  
  3459. 814
  3460. 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,007
  3461. Hell-No! Hell-No!
  3462.  
  3463. 815
  3464. 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,093
  3465. Hell-No!
  3466.  
  3467. 816
  3468. 00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:30,720
  3469. You done good, Hell-No.
  3470.  
  3471. 817
  3472. 00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:43,900
  3473. Smash, I figure you take things apart,
  3474.  
  3475. 818
  3476. 00:40:43,984 --> 00:40:47,154
  3477. you might be able
  3478. to put ’em back together.
  3479.  
  3480. 819
  3481. 00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:48,321
  3482. Go on.
  3483.  
  3484. 820
  3485. 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:15,932
  3486. My boo!
  3487.  
  3488. 821
  3489. 00:41:22,439 --> 00:41:24,441
  3490. That Smash will surprise you.
  3491.  
  3492. 822
  3493. 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:26,610
  3494. And I will, too.
  3495.  
  3496. 823
  3497. 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,111
  3498. Promise.
  3499.  
  3500. 824
  3501. 00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:31,114
  3502. Got to have one special skill.
  3503.  
  3504. 825
  3505. 00:41:31,198 --> 00:41:33,742
  3506. This is almost impossible to mess up.
  3507.  
  3508. 826
  3509. 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,619
  3510. Even for you, Christmas.
  3511.  
  3512. 827
  3513. 00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:37,162
  3514. Baking badge.
  3515.  
  3516. 828
  3517. 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,998
  3518. Bake a cake, get the badge.
  3519.  
  3520. 829
  3521. 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:42,500
  3522. Can’t you just give me one?
  3523.  
  3524. 830
  3525. 00:41:42,584 --> 00:41:46,004
  3526. - Are you a cheater?
  3527. - No, ma’am.
  3528.  
  3529. 831
  3530. 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:48,215
  3531. Oh, forgot the dang vanilla.
  3532.  
  3533. 832
  3534. 00:41:53,637 --> 00:41:55,180
  3535. What the "H" y’all doing?
  3536.  
  3537. 833
  3538. 00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:57,974
  3539. Baking badge.
  3540.  
  3541. 834
  3542. 00:41:58,058 --> 00:41:59,392
  3543. Why are y’all playing like this?
  3544.  
  3545. 835
  3546. 00:41:59,476 --> 00:42:02,812
  3547. Yeah, y’all suck at being girls.
  3548.  
  3549. 836
  3550. 00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:05,815
  3551. - Y’all suck at being girls.
  3552. - Yeah.
  3553.  
  3554. 837
  3555. 00:42:05,899 --> 00:42:07,901
  3556. - Why does she always do that to me?
  3557. - It’s okay.
  3558.  
  3559. 838
  3560. 00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:09,277
  3561. You...
  3562.  
  3563. 839
  3564. 00:42:09,361 --> 00:42:12,197
  3565. You ain’t even got no eye.
  3566.  
  3567. 840
  3568. 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:14,866
  3569. And you...
  3570.  
  3571. 841
  3572. 00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:18,286
  3573. You ain’t even a real girl.
  3574.  
  3575. 842
  3576. 00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:19,704
  3577. All of y’all.
  3578.  
  3579. 843
  3580. 00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:21,289
  3581. I don’t get y’all.
  3582.  
  3583. 844
  3584. 00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:23,500
  3585. How do any of y’all even get out of bed,
  3586.  
  3587. 845
  3588. 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,877
  3589. being so weird?
  3590.  
  3591. 846
  3592. 00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:27,837
  3593. Shut up.
  3594.  
  3595. 847
  3596. 00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:34,135
  3597. What’d you say, girl boy?
  3598.  
  3599. 848
  3600. 00:42:35,262 --> 00:42:37,889
  3601. I said, "Shut up."
  3602.  
  3603. 849
  3604. 00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:40,141
  3605. And my name’s Joseph.
  3606.  
  3607. 850
  3608. 00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,894
  3609. Call me Joseph like a normal person.
  3610.  
  3611. 851
  3612. 00:42:42,978 --> 00:42:45,563
  3613. You’re not a normal person.
  3614.  
  3615. 852
  3616. 00:42:45,647 --> 00:42:47,148
  3617. Don’t talk about him like that.
  3618.  
  3619. 853
  3620. 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:48,566
  3621. Be sweet, Hell-No.
  3622.  
  3623. 854
  3624. 00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:51,444
  3625. We’re just doing our badge.
  3626.  
  3627. 855
  3628. 00:42:51,528 --> 00:42:53,530
  3629. He didn’t mean any harm.
  3630.  
  3631. 856
  3632. 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:54,698
  3633. He ours.
  3634.  
  3635. 857
  3636. 00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:56,533
  3637. He our fellow Birdie Scout.
  3638.  
  3639. 858
  3640. 00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:57,993
  3641. He’s a freak.
  3642.  
  3643. 859
  3644. 00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,995
  3645. No, you are.
  3646.  
  3647. 860
  3648. 00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:03,039
  3649. Just let her say what she wants.
  3650.  
  3651. 861
  3652. 00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:04,708
  3653. Don’t matter.
  3654.  
  3655. 862
  3656. 00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:07,335
  3657. I need this badge, though.
  3658.  
  3659. 863
  3660. 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:12,340
  3661. It does too matter.
  3662.  
  3663. 864
  3664. 00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:13,842
  3665. We funna win.
  3666.  
  3667. 865
  3668. 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,969
  3669. We funna get on that record.
  3670.  
  3671. 866
  3672. 00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:20,807
  3673. You’re just one piece of dirt
  3674. on a bigger piece of dirt.
  3675.  
  3676. 867
  3677. 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:24,311
  3678. We’re gonna last forever,
  3679.  
  3680. 868
  3681. 00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:26,730
  3682. and you’re just gonna wash away.
  3683.  
  3684. 869
  3685. 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:39,284
  3686. Oh, hell no.
  3687.  
  3688. 870
  3689. 00:43:42,871 --> 00:43:44,914
  3690. Let’s get ’em!
  3691.  
  3692. 871
  3693. 00:44:01,473 --> 00:44:04,017
  3694. Flour!
  3695.  
  3696. 872
  3697. 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:20,700
  3698. Stop!
  3699.  
  3700. 873
  3701. 00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:39,719
  3702. Act right, y’all! Act right!
  3703.  
  3704. 874
  3705. 00:44:39,803 --> 00:44:41,846
  3706. Holy mother...
  3707.  
  3708. 875
  3709. 00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:44,307
  3710. Piper, stop!
  3711.  
  3712. 876
  3713. 00:44:44,391 --> 00:44:46,017
  3714. Stop! You are sweet.
  3715.  
  3716. 877
  3717. 00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:47,727
  3718. You are sweet!
  3719.  
  3720. 878
  3721. 00:44:47,811 --> 00:44:49,896
  3722. Where are my young ladies?
  3723.  
  3724. 879
  3725. 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:51,231
  3726. Right here.
  3727.  
  3728. 880
  3729. 00:44:53,942 --> 00:44:55,652
  3730. I have never seen
  3731.  
  3732. 881
  3733. 00:44:55,735 --> 00:45:00,281
  3734. such delinquency, such a lack of hygiene.
  3735.  
  3736. 882
  3737. 00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:03,952
  3738. Oh, the trash, the trash of it all!
  3739.  
  3740. 883
  3741. 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:06,830
  3742. And y’all... y’all were raised better.
  3743.  
  3744. 884
  3745. 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:09,249
  3746. Troop Zero...
  3747.  
  3748. 885
  3749. 00:45:10,834 --> 00:45:12,752
  3750. you were so close.
  3751.  
  3752. 886
  3753. 00:45:12,836 --> 00:45:15,588
  3754. You blazed through
  3755. all the badges on your level.
  3756.  
  3757. 887
  3758. 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:16,923
  3759. They sure in hell did.
  3760.  
  3761. 888
  3762. 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:19,134
  3763. - They’re sorry.
  3764. - I ain’t sorry.
  3765.  
  3766. 889
  3767. 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:22,387
  3768. Starting fights, acting ugly.
  3769.  
  3770. 890
  3771. 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,639
  3772. Y’all suspended.
  3773.  
  3774. 891
  3775. 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:28,476
  3776. Oh, come on.
  3777.  
  3778. 892
  3779. 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,438
  3780. Can’t I just use the cafeteria
  3781. to get my Baking badge?
  3782.  
  3783. 893
  3784. 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:33,898
  3785. No, ma’am. No.
  3786.  
  3787. 894
  3788. 00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:36,276
  3789. I can’t even pretend
  3790. y’all are cute anymore.
  3791.  
  3792. 895
  3793. 00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:37,652
  3794. It’s sad.
  3795.  
  3796. 896
  3797. 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,821
  3798. Sad, sad, sad.
  3799.  
  3800. 897
  3801. 00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:42,532
  3802. And, my troop, y’all are on thin ice.
  3803.  
  3804. 898
  3805. 00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:44,576
  3806. Let’s go. Get on out.
  3807.  
  3808. 899
  3809. 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,494
  3810. Piper. Come on, get.
  3811.  
  3812. 900
  3813. 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:49,873
  3814. And y’all clean this mess up.
  3815.  
  3816. 901
  3817. 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:03,136
  3818. - Family special.
  3819. - Coming right up.
  3820.  
  3821. 902
  3822. 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:12,770
  3823. Think y’all would be happier just doing...
  3824.  
  3825. 903
  3826. 00:46:12,854 --> 00:46:17,567
  3827. I don’t know... Bible school
  3828. or FFA or just watching TV.
  3829.  
  3830. 904
  3831. 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:21,571
  3832. Whatever happened to watching TV?
  3833.  
  3834. 905
  3835. 00:46:21,654 --> 00:46:23,823
  3836. I can’t give up.
  3837.  
  3838. 906
  3839. 00:46:23,907 --> 00:46:26,534
  3840. I mean, there must be
  3841. one badge I can earn.
  3842.  
  3843. 907
  3844. 00:46:26,618 --> 00:46:28,745
  3845. If y’all even get to Jamboree,
  3846.  
  3847. 908
  3848. 00:46:28,828 --> 00:46:32,081
  3849. which you won’t, y’all ain’t gonna win.
  3850.  
  3851. 909
  3852. 00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:34,709
  3853. I mean, I’m sorry, but...
  3854.  
  3855. 910
  3856. 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:37,504
  3857. I wish someone had told me that.
  3858.  
  3859. 911
  3860. 00:46:37,587 --> 00:46:39,297
  3861. No Jamboree?
  3862.  
  3863. 912
  3864. 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:41,925
  3865. I made a dance, though.
  3866.  
  3867. 913
  3868. 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,777
  3869. I really want to tell y’all
  3870. what you want to hear,
  3871.  
  3872. 914
  3873. 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:46,095
  3874. but this situation just ain’t salvageable.
  3875.  
  3876. 915
  3877. 00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:51,184
  3878. Could’ve been gone from here.
  3879.  
  3880. 916
  3881. 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:52,852
  3882. I could’ve been famous.
  3883.  
  3884. 917
  3885. 00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:55,271
  3886. I wanted to leave a permanent record.
  3887.  
  3888. 918
  3889. 00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:57,732
  3890. We still can.
  3891.  
  3892. 919
  3893. 00:47:02,946 --> 00:47:04,155
  3894. Smash!
  3895.  
  3896. 920
  3897. 00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,281
  3898. Quit it!
  3899.  
  3900. 921
  3901. 00:47:05,365 --> 00:47:06,616
  3902. Smash, come back.
  3903.  
  3904. 922
  3905. 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:08,826
  3906. Calm down.
  3907.  
  3908. 923
  3909. 00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:11,329
  3910. Smash, come back!
  3911.  
  3912. 924
  3913. 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:12,515
  3914. - No, come on!
  3915. - Come on, Smash.
  3916.  
  3917. 925
  3918. 00:47:12,539 --> 00:47:13,790
  3919. This ain’t us.
  3920.  
  3921. 926
  3922. 00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:15,500
  3923. This is some candy-ass,
  3924.  
  3925. 927
  3926. 00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:17,627
  3927. B-grade version of us
  3928. ’cause we ain’t got nobody
  3929.  
  3930. 928
  3931. 00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:19,504
  3932. - to show us how to be better.
  3933. - Hey!
  3934.  
  3935. 929
  3936. 00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:21,548
  3937. Show us.
  3938.  
  3939. 930
  3940. 00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:24,467
  3941. Be that one for us, please.
  3942.  
  3943. 931
  3944. 00:47:24,551 --> 00:47:25,802
  3945. No one was that for me.
  3946.  
  3947. 932
  3948. 00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:27,595
  3949. Yeah, well, it can be different now.
  3950.  
  3951. 933
  3952. 00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,472
  3953. It’s never gonna be different.
  3954.  
  3955. 934
  3956. 00:47:29,556 --> 00:47:32,141
  3957. Your life is gonna be the same
  3958. as you are right now.
  3959.  
  3960. 935
  3961. 00:47:32,225 --> 00:47:34,143
  3962. The sooner you learn that, the better.
  3963.  
  3964. 936
  3965. 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,400
  3966. That can’t be true.
  3967.  
  3968. 937
  3969. 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,151
  3970. ’Cause I’ll die.
  3971.  
  3972. 938
  3973. 00:47:44,571 --> 00:47:46,197
  3974. You were running after her
  3975.  
  3976. 939
  3977. 00:47:46,281 --> 00:47:47,633
  3978. - just the same.
  3979. - That doesn’t mean
  3980.  
  3981. 940
  3982. 00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:49,117
  3983. you can yell at her like that.
  3984.  
  3985. 941
  3986. 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,618
  3987. Will y’all help me
  3988. with this window?
  3989.  
  3990. 942
  3991. 00:47:51,953 --> 00:47:55,206
  3992. Sit down! Sit down.
  3993.  
  3994. 943
  3995. 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,918
  3996. Okay?
  3997.  
  3998. 944
  3999. 00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:01,087
  4000. One badge. One more badge.
  4001.  
  4002. 945
  4003. 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:03,047
  4004. Uh-uh. Give me that.
  4005.  
  4006. 946
  4007. 00:48:10,305 --> 00:48:13,474
  4008. Surviving in the Wilderness.
  4009.  
  4010. 947
  4011. 00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:17,020
  4012. Like Jesus.
  4013.  
  4014. 948
  4015. 00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:31,784
  4016. Enjoy your suspension.
  4017.  
  4018. 949
  4019. 00:48:31,868 --> 00:48:33,870
  4020. Ow!
  4021.  
  4022. 950
  4023. 00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:36,205
  4024. - Wow.
  4025. - Stay down, bed wetter.
  4026.  
  4027. 951
  4028. 00:48:36,289 --> 00:48:38,166
  4029. We do not stay down
  4030.  
  4031. 952
  4032. 00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:39,476
  4033. because they tell us to, Christmas.
  4034.  
  4035. 953
  4036. 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,085
  4037. That is a "no, ma’am."
  4038.  
  4039. 954
  4040. 00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:47,467
  4041. - Smash get a snack break?
  4042. - Hunger is good for you.
  4043.  
  4044. 955
  4045. 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:50,053
  4046. You starving us. You putting us in danger.
  4047.  
  4048. 956
  4049. 00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:52,680
  4050. Y’all in danger every day.
  4051.  
  4052. 957
  4053. 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:03,232
  4054. We ain’t going into
  4055. the South Woods, are we?
  4056.  
  4057. 958
  4058. 00:49:03,316 --> 00:49:06,235
  4059. It’s time y’all learned
  4060. to take it by the horns.
  4061.  
  4062. 959
  4063. 00:49:10,156 --> 00:49:11,407
  4064. Smash, wait up.
  4065.  
  4066. 960
  4067. 00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:12,909
  4068. Smash.
  4069.  
  4070. 961
  4071. 00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:14,952
  4072. I heard someone died in there.
  4073.  
  4074. 962
  4075. 00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,462
  4076. Don’t touch nothing.
  4077.  
  4078. 963
  4079. 00:49:29,676 --> 00:49:32,136
  4080. What was that? I’m ascared.
  4081.  
  4082. 964
  4083. 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:34,263
  4084. Will it be fast when I die?
  4085.  
  4086. 965
  4087. 00:49:34,347 --> 00:49:35,807
  4088. Y’all get ahold of y’all selves.
  4089.  
  4090. 966
  4091. 00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:47,652
  4092. Go. Go.
  4093.  
  4094. 967
  4095. 00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:53,741
  4096. And it’s really cool
  4097.  
  4098. 968
  4099. 00:49:53,825 --> 00:49:55,952
  4100. because the aliens, th-they’ll hear us
  4101.  
  4102. 969
  4103. 00:49:56,035 --> 00:49:57,370
  4104. because the sound waves,
  4105.  
  4106. 970
  4107. 00:49:57,453 --> 00:49:59,288
  4108. they go out, out, out into the universe
  4109.  
  4110. 971
  4111. 00:49:59,372 --> 00:50:00,474
  4112. until they hit something, then...
  4113.  
  4114. 972
  4115. 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,166
  4116. That is not how it works.
  4117.  
  4118. 973
  4119. 00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:03,543
  4120. Yeah, it is. My mama said.
  4121.  
  4122. 974
  4123. 00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:04,877
  4124. All right, now, y’all.
  4125.  
  4126. 975
  4127. 00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:07,964
  4128. We sleeping here?
  4129.  
  4130. 976
  4131. 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:09,841
  4132. I’m not gonna sleep with Christmas.
  4133.  
  4134. 977
  4135. 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:11,092
  4136. She funna pee on me.
  4137.  
  4138. 978
  4139. 00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:13,010
  4140. - I don’t wet the bed.
  4141. - Yes-huh.
  4142.  
  4143. 979
  4144. 00:50:13,094 --> 00:50:14,721
  4145. Y’all stop acting ugly.
  4146.  
  4147. 980
  4148. 00:50:14,804 --> 00:50:16,639
  4149. Smash.
  4150.  
  4151. 981
  4152. 00:50:16,723 --> 00:50:17,890
  4153. All right, my boos.
  4154.  
  4155. 982
  4156. 00:50:17,974 --> 00:50:20,435
  4157. It’s time y’all earned
  4158. that badge fair and square.
  4159.  
  4160. 983
  4161. 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:21,978
  4162. You leaving us?
  4163.  
  4164. 984
  4165. 00:50:22,061 --> 00:50:23,855
  4166. We funna die.
  4167.  
  4168. 985
  4169. 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:25,314
  4170. Ah, hell, hell no, I can’t stay...
  4171.  
  4172. 986
  4173. 00:50:25,398 --> 00:50:27,400
  4174. Hell yes, Hell-No.
  4175.  
  4176. 987
  4177. 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:29,461
  4178. And when y’all wake up
  4179. in the morning, y’all know that
  4180.  
  4181. 988
  4182. 00:50:29,485 --> 00:50:30,754
  4183. you spent the night in the wilderness,
  4184.  
  4185. 989
  4186. 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:32,071
  4187. didn’t no one help you.
  4188.  
  4189. 990
  4190. 00:50:32,155 --> 00:50:33,990
  4191. What if we don’t...
  4192.  
  4193. 991
  4194. 00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:35,491
  4195. All right, prove ’em wrong.
  4196.  
  4197. 992
  4198. 00:50:35,575 --> 00:50:36,909
  4199. Make me proud.
  4200.  
  4201. 993
  4202. 00:50:36,993 --> 00:50:39,537
  4203. But what if we don’t wake up?
  4204.  
  4205. 994
  4206. 00:50:57,472 --> 00:50:58,639
  4207. Yea, though I walk through
  4208.  
  4209. 995
  4210. 00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:00,163
  4211. the valley of the shadow of death...
  4212.  
  4213. 996
  4214. 00:51:01,601 --> 00:51:04,729
  4215. I will fear no evil,
  4216. for thou art with me...
  4217.  
  4218. 997
  4219. 00:51:23,623 --> 00:51:26,292
  4220. It’s rockin’ WZPZ Rock.
  4221.  
  4222. 998
  4223. 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:29,170
  4224. Coming up, David Bowie’s "Rebel Rebel."
  4225.  
  4226. 999
  4227. 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,426
  4228. My dear and holy God.
  4229.  
  4230. 1000
  4231. 00:51:45,937 --> 00:51:48,981
  4232. | You’ve got your mother in a whirl |
  4233.  
  4234. 1001
  4235. 00:51:49,065 --> 00:51:53,110
  4236. | She’s not sure
  4237. If you’re a boy or a girl |
  4238.  
  4239. 1002
  4240. 00:51:53,194 --> 00:51:56,239
  4241. | Hey, babe, your hair’s all right |
  4242.  
  4243. 1003
  4244. 00:51:57,657 --> 00:52:00,493
  4245. | Hey, babe, let’s go out tonight |
  4246.  
  4247. 1004
  4248. 00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:04,121
  4249. | They put you down,
  4250. They say I’m wrong |
  4251.  
  4252. 1005
  4253. 00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:07,583
  4254. | You tacky thing,
  4255. You put them on |
  4256.  
  4257. 1006
  4258. 00:52:07,667 --> 00:52:09,794
  4259. | Rebel Rebel |
  4260.  
  4261. 1007
  4262. 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:11,671
  4263. | You’ve torn your dress |
  4264.  
  4265. 1008
  4266. 00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:15,758
  4267. | Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess |
  4268.  
  4269. 1009
  4270. 00:52:15,842 --> 00:52:17,260
  4271. | Rebel Rebel |
  4272.  
  4273. 1010
  4274. 00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:19,428
  4275. | How could they know? |
  4276.  
  4277. 1011
  4278. 00:52:19,512 --> 00:52:22,723
  4279. | Hot tramp, I love you so |
  4280.  
  4281. 1012
  4282. 00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:27,645
  4283. | Don’t ya? |
  4284.  
  4285. 1013
  4286. 00:52:29,230 --> 00:52:30,773
  4287. Can you see us better
  4288.  
  4289. 1014
  4290. 00:52:30,857 --> 00:52:32,608
  4291. when we’re together like this?
  4292.  
  4293. 1015
  4294. 00:52:32,692 --> 00:52:34,986
  4295. Is our signal stronger?
  4296.  
  4297. 1016
  4298. 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,571
  4299. I think it is.
  4300.  
  4301. 1017
  4302. 00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:44,078
  4303. - Oh, Smash.
  4304. - Smash.
  4305.  
  4306. 1018
  4307. 00:52:46,581 --> 00:52:48,416
  4308. If there is wild animals,
  4309.  
  4310. 1019
  4311. 00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:51,294
  4312. I funna spit scuppernong seeds
  4313. in their eyes and blind them.
  4314.  
  4315. 1020
  4316. 00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:53,588
  4317. And then... then they’ll
  4318. run off and be scared.
  4319.  
  4320. 1021
  4321. 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:55,840
  4322. They’ll be the ones who’s scared.
  4323.  
  4324. 1022
  4325. 00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:58,843
  4326. ’Cause I’m not scared. I’m not scared.
  4327.  
  4328. 1023
  4329. 00:53:04,557 --> 00:53:06,893
  4330. Hell-No.
  4331.  
  4332. 1024
  4333. 00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:09,770
  4334. You’re out of the circle of protection.
  4335.  
  4336. 1025
  4337. 00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:11,314
  4338. I don’t need it.
  4339.  
  4340. 1026
  4341. 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:12,773
  4342. - Yes, you do.
  4343. - Nuh-uh.
  4344.  
  4345. 1027
  4346. 00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,442
  4347. - Yes-huh.
  4348. - Nuh-uh.
  4349.  
  4350. 1028
  4351. 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:16,319
  4352. It’s fixin’ to be a meteor shower.
  4353.  
  4354. 1029
  4355. 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:20,197
  4356. Just... just go over there
  4357. and look for it.
  4358.  
  4359. 1030
  4360. 00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:23,910
  4361. I’m responsible for you
  4362. not getting ate in the wilderness.
  4363.  
  4364. 1031
  4365. 00:53:23,993 --> 00:53:26,579
  4366. Now, come sleep with the rest of us.
  4367.  
  4368. 1032
  4369. 00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:29,165
  4370. I can’t.
  4371.  
  4372. 1033
  4373. 00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:31,417
  4374. - Why not?
  4375. - Because.
  4376.  
  4377. 1034
  4378. 00:53:33,419 --> 00:53:36,589
  4379. And it’s not true
  4380. that I wet the bed, but...
  4381.  
  4382. 1035
  4383. 00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:40,426
  4384. if I did,
  4385.  
  4386. 1036
  4387. 00:53:40,509 --> 00:53:43,971
  4388. maybe, whenever I get
  4389. emotional or nervous,
  4390.  
  4391. 1037
  4392. 00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:46,807
  4393. and maybe that’s when I’d pee on stuff.
  4394.  
  4395. 1038
  4396. 00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:49,143
  4397. If I did, I wouldn’t know why.
  4398.  
  4399. 1039
  4400. 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:54,899
  4401. I used to wet the bed.
  4402.  
  4403. 1040
  4404. 00:53:54,982 --> 00:53:57,234
  4405. Really?
  4406.  
  4407. 1041
  4408. 00:53:57,318 --> 00:53:59,278
  4409. Nah.
  4410.  
  4411. 1042
  4412. 00:54:01,113 --> 00:54:03,449
  4413. But if I did, I’d be shamed.
  4414.  
  4415. 1043
  4416. 00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:05,242
  4417. How come you pee the bed?
  4418.  
  4419. 1044
  4420. 00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:08,162
  4421. - Can’t help it?
  4422. - I don’t.
  4423.  
  4424. 1045
  4425. 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:10,081
  4426. Okay.
  4427.  
  4428. 1046
  4429. 00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:18,089
  4430. But maybe if I did...
  4431.  
  4432. 1047
  4433. 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:20,508
  4434. time was right after my mama’s death,
  4435.  
  4436. 1048
  4437. 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:22,593
  4438. and then I couldn’t stop.
  4439.  
  4440. 1049
  4441. 00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:29,016
  4442. And so, you-you can just go, you know.
  4443.  
  4444. 1050
  4445. 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:31,602
  4446. I leave, and you die
  4447. all alone in the wild,
  4448.  
  4449. 1051
  4450. 00:54:31,686 --> 00:54:33,187
  4451. covered in your own pee,
  4452.  
  4453. 1052
  4454. 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,855
  4455. and you’ll miss every meteor shower
  4456.  
  4457. 1053
  4458. 00:54:34,939 --> 00:54:37,191
  4459. that will ever happen
  4460. the whole rest of your life
  4461.  
  4462. 1054
  4463. 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:39,193
  4464. ’cause you be dead.
  4465.  
  4466. 1055
  4467. 00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:42,697
  4468. I’m gonna tell you some scary
  4469. stories to keep you awake.
  4470.  
  4471. 1056
  4472. 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:46,117
  4473. - Please don’t.
  4474. - Too late.
  4475.  
  4476. 1057
  4477. 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,370
  4478. One night, in the pouring rain,
  4479.  
  4480. 1058
  4481. 00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:53,207
  4482. a girl hears on the radio,
  4483. "Lock the doors.
  4484.  
  4485. 1059
  4486. 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:55,668
  4487. There’s a maniac!"
  4488.  
  4489. 1060
  4490. 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:58,421
  4491. And all that was left of her...
  4492.  
  4493. 1061
  4494. 00:54:58,504 --> 00:55:00,840
  4495. was her hand,
  4496.  
  4497. 1062
  4498. 00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:04,427
  4499. scratching at the door.
  4500.  
  4501. 1063
  4502. 00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:09,640
  4503. And when she came out,
  4504. she never spoke again,
  4505.  
  4506. 1064
  4507. 00:55:09,724 --> 00:55:13,978
  4508. and her hair was bright white.
  4509.  
  4510. 1065
  4511. 00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:16,814
  4512. - Bright white?
  4513. - Yeah.
  4514.  
  4515. 1066
  4516. 00:55:23,154 --> 00:55:25,781
  4517. Christmas. Christmas.
  4518.  
  4519. 1067
  4520. 00:55:25,865 --> 00:55:27,783
  4521. - What do you want?
  4522. - Get up.
  4523.  
  4524. 1068
  4525. 00:55:27,867 --> 00:55:29,368
  4526. Get up now. Now.
  4527.  
  4528. 1069
  4529. 00:55:29,452 --> 00:55:30,870
  4530. Look.
  4531.  
  4532. 1070
  4533. 00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:51,223
  4534. Think they might have been peacemakers
  4535.  
  4536. 1071
  4537. 00:55:51,307 --> 00:55:53,142
  4538. sent from-from the giant caterpillar?
  4539.  
  4540. 1072
  4541. 00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:54,393
  4542. Ah, something bit me.
  4543.  
  4544. 1073
  4545. 00:55:54,477 --> 00:55:55,620
  4546. There is no giant caterpillar.
  4547.  
  4548. 1074
  4549. 00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:56,872
  4550. - Yeah, there is.
  4551. - Yeah, there is.
  4552.  
  4553. 1075
  4554. 00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:57,938
  4555. No, there isn’t.
  4556.  
  4557. 1076
  4558. 00:55:58,022 --> 00:55:59,166
  4559. How do y’all believe in that?
  4560.  
  4561. 1077
  4562. 00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:00,357
  4563. Look what I found.
  4564.  
  4565. 1078
  4566. 00:56:00,441 --> 00:56:02,526
  4567. I brought scuppernongs.
  4568.  
  4569. 1079
  4570. 00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:04,361
  4571. - Hmm?
  4572. - Okay.
  4573.  
  4574. 1080
  4575. 00:56:04,445 --> 00:56:05,905
  4576. I want one.
  4577.  
  4578. 1081
  4579. 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:08,115
  4580. - Three.
  4581. - Don’t take all of them, now.
  4582.  
  4583. 1082
  4584. 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:10,201
  4585. Give me some.
  4586.  
  4587. 1083
  4588. 00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:11,911
  4589. Mm-hmm.
  4590.  
  4591. 1084
  4592. 00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:17,500
  4593. Anyone comes for you again,
  4594. I’m gonna beat their ass
  4595.  
  4596. 1085
  4597. 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:20,503
  4598. back to their gosh damn swamp shack.
  4599.  
  4600. 1086
  4601. 00:56:20,586 --> 00:56:23,297
  4602. Just come at them
  4603. with hair like that.
  4604.  
  4605. 1087
  4606. 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:29,762
  4607. My boos! Y’all did it!
  4608.  
  4609. 1088
  4610. 00:56:29,845 --> 00:56:31,722
  4611. Come on, get up.
  4612.  
  4613. 1089
  4614. 00:56:31,806 --> 00:56:33,599
  4615. You done it, Christmas.
  4616.  
  4617. 1090
  4618. 00:56:33,682 --> 00:56:35,768
  4619. There you go.
  4620.  
  4621. 1091
  4622. 00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:38,354
  4623. We funna go to Jamboree!
  4624.  
  4625. 1092
  4626. 00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:40,064
  4627. Yes, ma’am.
  4628.  
  4629. 1093
  4630. 00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:46,403
  4631. We got it, Miss Massey.
  4632.  
  4633. 1094
  4634. 00:56:46,487 --> 00:56:48,405
  4635. We’re gonna go to Jamboree.
  4636.  
  4637. 1095
  4638. 00:56:48,489 --> 00:56:49,698
  4639. Praise the living Jesus.
  4640.  
  4641. 1096
  4642. 00:56:49,782 --> 00:56:51,700
  4643. And we funna win, too.
  4644.  
  4645. 1097
  4646. 00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:52,910
  4647. We funna dance.
  4648.  
  4649. 1098
  4650. 00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:54,679
  4651. Me and Christmas
  4652. made a dance that’s amazing.
  4653.  
  4654. 1099
  4655. 00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:57,373
  4656. Y’all have a lot to be proud of.
  4657.  
  4658. 1100
  4659. 00:56:57,456 --> 00:56:58,958
  4660. Y’all do. I’m not even playing.
  4661.  
  4662. 1101
  4663. 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:00,167
  4664. We’re gonna go.
  4665.  
  4666. 1102
  4667. 00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:01,836
  4668. - We are.
  4669. - We’re going.
  4670.  
  4671. 1103
  4672. 00:57:03,129 --> 00:57:05,756
  4673. Oh, precious.
  4674.  
  4675. 1104
  4676. 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,633
  4677. You’re not.
  4678.  
  4679. 1105
  4680. 00:57:08,843 --> 00:57:10,261
  4681. We are.
  4682.  
  4683. 1106
  4684. 00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,596
  4685. They don’t have a legitimate troop leader.
  4686.  
  4687. 1107
  4688. 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,557
  4689. It’s so, so sad,
  4690.  
  4691. 1108
  4692. 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,642
  4693. but what I discovered last night
  4694.  
  4695. 1109
  4696. 00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:19,270
  4697. when I consulted statute 12,
  4698.  
  4699. 1110
  4700. 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:21,897
  4701. section eight of the Birdie Scout Code...
  4702.  
  4703. 1111
  4704. 00:57:21,981 --> 00:57:24,191
  4705. Here it is.
  4706.  
  4707. 1112
  4708. 00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:27,153
  4709. Troop Mothers must not have
  4710. any prior arrests.
  4711.  
  4712. 1113
  4713. 00:57:27,236 --> 00:57:29,738
  4714. And, Miss Rayleen, don’t you have one?
  4715.  
  4716. 1114
  4717. 00:57:29,822 --> 00:57:31,448
  4718. - No convictions.
  4719. - For an incident
  4720.  
  4721. 1115
  4722. 00:57:31,532 --> 00:57:32,926
  4723. in which a gentleman’s tires were slashed,
  4724.  
  4725. 1116
  4726. 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:34,493
  4727. his trailer broken into,
  4728.  
  4729. 1117
  4730. 00:57:34,577 --> 00:57:36,388
  4731. and all his mounted deer heads
  4732. spray-painted pink.
  4733.  
  4734. 1118
  4735. 00:57:36,412 --> 00:57:38,330
  4736. - You can’t prove it was me.
  4737. - It was you.
  4738.  
  4739. 1119
  4740. 00:57:38,414 --> 00:57:40,833
  4741. - Nuh-uh.
  4742. - Yes-huh.
  4743.  
  4744. 1120
  4745. 00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:47,047
  4746. That gentleman, if you recall...
  4747. And I think you do...
  4748.  
  4749. 1121
  4750. 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,924
  4751. Was some fool named Yellow-Teeth Davis
  4752.  
  4753. 1122
  4754. 00:57:49,008 --> 00:57:51,510
  4755. that saw a lot of silly-ass girls
  4756. back in the day.
  4757.  
  4758. 1123
  4759. 00:57:51,594 --> 00:57:54,013
  4760. And the reason why
  4761. Yellow-Teeth Davis wasn’t at home
  4762.  
  4763. 1124
  4764. 00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:56,765
  4765. when his trailer got broke into
  4766. is ’cause he was running around
  4767.  
  4768. 1125
  4769. 00:57:56,849 --> 00:57:58,517
  4770. with one or more of those silly-ass girls
  4771.  
  4772. 1126
  4773. 00:57:58,601 --> 00:58:00,728
  4774. instead of being
  4775. at my house like he promised
  4776.  
  4777. 1127
  4778. 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:02,897
  4779. to pick me up to take me
  4780. to Boutte’s Chicken.
  4781.  
  4782. 1128
  4783. 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:05,232
  4784. And then I started wondering
  4785. what was wrong with me
  4786.  
  4787. 1129
  4788. 00:58:05,316 --> 00:58:07,902
  4789. that made him treat me like trash.
  4790.  
  4791. 1130
  4792. 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,862
  4793. And then I waited so long figuring out
  4794.  
  4795. 1131
  4796. 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:12,239
  4797. what was wrong with me
  4798. that I didn’t go to law school
  4799.  
  4800. 1132
  4801. 00:58:12,323 --> 00:58:13,866
  4802. and I missed my whole life.
  4803.  
  4804. 1133
  4805. 00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:21,081
  4806. But lately, I’ve been wondering,
  4807.  
  4808. 1134
  4809. 00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:22,875
  4810. "You know what, Rayleen?
  4811.  
  4812. 1135
  4813. 00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:24,960
  4814. Who cares what people want?
  4815.  
  4816. 1136
  4817. 00:58:25,044 --> 00:58:26,921
  4818. What do you want?"
  4819.  
  4820. 1137
  4821. 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:29,423
  4822. So, from now on, my life is on me,
  4823.  
  4824. 1138
  4825. 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,383
  4826. not some fool with crowded yellow teeth
  4827.  
  4828. 1139
  4829. 00:58:31,467 --> 00:58:33,219
  4830. that put dead deer all over his walls.
  4831.  
  4832. 1140
  4833. 00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:35,012
  4834. It’s on me.
  4835.  
  4836. 1141
  4837. 00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:36,847
  4838. And I feel sorry for you, Miss Massey,
  4839.  
  4840. 1142
  4841. 00:58:36,931 --> 00:58:38,451
  4842. ’cause you gonna spend your whole life
  4843.  
  4844. 1143
  4845. 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,226
  4846. trying to impress fools,
  4847.  
  4848. 1144
  4849. 00:58:40,309 --> 00:58:43,229
  4850. and you ain’t never gonna
  4851. be enough for them, either.
  4852.  
  4853. 1145
  4854. 00:58:43,312 --> 00:58:45,439
  4855. What ever happened to you, Krystal?
  4856.  
  4857. 1146
  4858. 00:58:50,611 --> 00:58:52,863
  4859. You a bad example.
  4860.  
  4861. 1147
  4862. 00:58:52,947 --> 00:58:54,657
  4863. This is my example.
  4864.  
  4865. 1148
  4866. 00:58:57,326 --> 00:59:01,330
  4867. I’m going to law school,
  4868. you sad snake lady.
  4869.  
  4870. 1149
  4871. 00:59:01,413 --> 00:59:03,540
  4872. I don’t like being like this.
  4873.  
  4874. 1150
  4875. 00:59:03,624 --> 00:59:06,043
  4876. I don’t like being Nasty Miss Massey.
  4877.  
  4878. 1151
  4879. 00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:09,546
  4880. Y’all will find life gets easier
  4881.  
  4882. 1152
  4883. 00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:11,507
  4884. if you don’t want so much.
  4885.  
  4886. 1153
  4887. 00:59:13,676 --> 00:59:16,262
  4888. - Hey!
  4889. - "Hey" yourself.
  4890.  
  4891. 1154
  4892. 00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:18,264
  4893. What’d you mean, law school?
  4894.  
  4895. 1155
  4896. 00:59:18,347 --> 00:59:20,975
  4897. I mean I’m out. I’m out.
  4898.  
  4899. 1156
  4900. 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:24,812
  4901. I can see about law school.
  4902. I can see about a job.
  4903.  
  4904. 1157
  4905. 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:26,313
  4906. You leaving me?
  4907.  
  4908. 1158
  4909. 00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:29,483
  4910. There’s no leaving you
  4911. if I was never with you.
  4912.  
  4913. 1159
  4914. 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:31,485
  4915. You’re supposed to stay here with me.
  4916.  
  4917. 1160
  4918. 00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:35,322
  4919. How can you ask me to be there for you
  4920.  
  4921. 1161
  4922. 00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:37,908
  4923. when I was never there for myself?
  4924.  
  4925. 1162
  4926. 00:59:40,661 --> 00:59:43,497
  4927. So, is it over?
  4928.  
  4929. 1163
  4930. 00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:47,876
  4931. We find a new Troop Mama now.
  4932.  
  4933. 1164
  4934. 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,670
  4935. Everyone we know got felonies.
  4936.  
  4937. 1165
  4938. 00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,588
  4939. There ain’t no one else.
  4940.  
  4941. 1166
  4942. 00:59:51,672 --> 00:59:53,215
  4943. Why’d you make me want it so bad?
  4944.  
  4945. 1167
  4946. 00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:57,845
  4947. I never wanted anything, and I was fine!
  4948.  
  4949. 1168
  4950. 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,596
  4951. Hell-No!
  4952.  
  4953. 1169
  4954. 01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:04,143
  4955. Why’d you do this to me?
  4956.  
  4957. 1170
  4958. 01:00:04,226 --> 01:00:05,394
  4959. I was happy before this.
  4960.  
  4961. 1171
  4962. 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:08,772
  4963. I was happy before I thought
  4964. I could talk to anyone or be permanent.
  4965.  
  4966. 1172
  4967. 01:00:08,856 --> 01:00:10,774
  4968. Why’d you make me so unsatisfied?
  4969.  
  4970. 1173
  4971. 01:00:12,026 --> 01:00:13,652
  4972. Stay down!
  4973.  
  4974. 1174
  4975. 01:00:13,736 --> 01:00:16,530
  4976. You can’t tell me to stay down!
  4977.  
  4978. 1175
  4979. 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,907
  4980. Jesus wept.
  4981.  
  4982. 1176
  4983. 01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:27,750
  4984. Hell-No!
  4985.  
  4986. 1177
  4987. 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:30,002
  4988. - Get away from me!
  4989. - Don’t leave me!
  4990.  
  4991. 1178
  4992. 01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:31,462
  4993. Why don’t you just leave me alone!
  4994.  
  4995. 1179
  4996. 01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:32,588
  4997. No!
  4998.  
  4999. 1180
  5000. 01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:34,965
  5001. We funna be permanent!
  5002.  
  5003. 1181
  5004. 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:43,015
  5005. You’re a dang fool.
  5006.  
  5007. 1182
  5008. 01:00:43,098 --> 01:00:45,017
  5009. Nuh-uh.
  5010.  
  5011. 1183
  5012. 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:47,478
  5013. - Yes-huh.
  5014. - Nuh-uh!
  5015.  
  5016. 1184
  5017. 01:00:48,854 --> 01:00:50,647
  5018. No one ever chased me before.
  5019.  
  5020. 1185
  5021. 01:00:53,776 --> 01:00:56,278
  5022. Here’s your damn sash.
  5023.  
  5024. 1186
  5025. 01:01:11,085 --> 01:01:13,045
  5026. Now, you said you borrowed it,
  5027.  
  5028. 1187
  5029. 01:01:13,128 --> 01:01:15,798
  5030. but you didn’t say whether
  5031. they knew you borrowed it.
  5032.  
  5033. 1188
  5034. 01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:18,050
  5035. Do they know you borrowed it?
  5036.  
  5037. 1189
  5038. 01:01:21,095 --> 01:01:23,806
  5039. Now, hold up. Hold on.
  5040.  
  5041. 1190
  5042. 01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:25,641
  5043. These little boos need a mama.
  5044.  
  5045. 1191
  5046. 01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:27,851
  5047. Uh, Miss Rayleen, I ain’t their mama.
  5048.  
  5049. 1192
  5050. 01:01:27,935 --> 01:01:30,229
  5051. You are now.
  5052.  
  5053. 1193
  5054. 01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:36,235
  5055. Boss, you there?
  5056.  
  5057. 1194
  5058. 01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:37,778
  5059. Let me call you back.
  5060.  
  5061. 1195
  5062. 01:01:40,072 --> 01:01:43,700
  5063. You ask for the boss man,
  5064. the boss man steps up.
  5065.  
  5066. 1196
  5067. 01:01:43,784 --> 01:01:46,620
  5068. - Big Eddie, let’s go.
  5069. - Joseph!
  5070.  
  5071. 1197
  5072. 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,455
  5073. Sam, Buddy, Robby, let’s go!
  5074.  
  5075. 1198
  5076. 01:01:48,539 --> 01:01:51,917
  5077. Miss Massey gonna learn a thing or two.
  5078.  
  5079. 1199
  5080. 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,294
  5081. Nancy. Mary.
  5082.  
  5083. 1200
  5084. 01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:55,671
  5085. Let’s go.
  5086.  
  5087. 1201
  5088. 01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:57,798
  5089. Y’all gonna want to see this.
  5090.  
  5091. 1202
  5092. 01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,633
  5093. - | Oh, Lord, you know |
  5094. - Here we go.
  5095.  
  5096. 1203
  5097. 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,051
  5098. | I can hardly wait... |
  5099.  
  5100. 1204
  5101. 01:02:01,135 --> 01:02:02,928
  5102. Look at that, boss.
  5103.  
  5104. 1205
  5105. 01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:04,388
  5106. Hell-No!
  5107.  
  5108. 1206
  5109. 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:06,098
  5110. - Hey, guys!
  5111. - Yeah!
  5112.  
  5113. 1207
  5114. 01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:07,766
  5115. Come on, fall out.
  5116.  
  5117. 1208
  5118. 01:02:07,850 --> 01:02:10,018
  5119. | I see those per-per-pearly gates |
  5120.  
  5121. 1209
  5122. 01:02:10,102 --> 01:02:14,398
  5123. | I’ll walk dem golden stairs
  5124. When I die, when I die |
  5125.  
  5126. 1210
  5127. 01:02:14,481 --> 01:02:17,067
  5128. | Well, well, well,
  5129. I’m gonna walk |
  5130.  
  5131. 1211
  5132. 01:02:17,151 --> 01:02:19,403
  5133. | Up dem golden stairs |
  5134.  
  5135. 1212
  5136. 01:02:19,486 --> 01:02:22,781
  5137. | ’Cause I know my Jesus
  5138. Answers all my prayers... |
  5139.  
  5140. 1213
  5141. 01:02:22,865 --> 01:02:25,784
  5142. Will you do the honors, Rayleen?
  5143.  
  5144. 1214
  5145. 01:02:25,868 --> 01:02:27,911
  5146. | To my home on high |
  5147.  
  5148. 1215
  5149. 01:02:27,995 --> 01:02:33,459
  5150. | I’ll walk dem golden stairs
  5151. When I die, when I die. |
  5152.  
  5153. 1216
  5154. 01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:35,586
  5155. Principal Massey,
  5156. may I have a word, ma’am?
  5157.  
  5158. 1217
  5159. 01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:37,629
  5160. I ain’t got time for this, Ramsey Flint.
  5161.  
  5162. 1218
  5163. 01:02:37,713 --> 01:02:39,006
  5164. Listen, devil woman.
  5165.  
  5166. 1219
  5167. 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:40,799
  5168. I read your rule book.
  5169.  
  5170. 1220
  5171. 01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:43,677
  5172. Nobody beat the boss man
  5173. when it come to rule books.
  5174.  
  5175. 1221
  5176. 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:48,474
  5177. Nothing in that book say
  5178. the Troop Mother has to be female.
  5179.  
  5180. 1222
  5181. 01:02:48,557 --> 01:02:52,603
  5182. Therefore, I am proud
  5183. to be the Troop Mother
  5184.  
  5185. 1223
  5186. 01:02:52,686 --> 01:02:54,813
  5187. for Birdie Scout Troop Zero of Wiggly.
  5188.  
  5189. 1224
  5190. 01:02:54,897 --> 01:02:58,233
  5191. There are ways things are done, Mr. Flint.
  5192.  
  5193. 1225
  5194. 01:02:58,317 --> 01:03:00,944
  5195. What kind of world
  5196. would it be if every homely,
  5197.  
  5198. 1226
  5199. 01:03:01,028 --> 01:03:03,864
  5200. strange little girl
  5201. thought she could just go out
  5202.  
  5203. 1227
  5204. 01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:05,616
  5205. and do whatever she wanted?
  5206.  
  5207. 1228
  5208. 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:09,411
  5209. To be laughed at
  5210. and humiliated and ruined?
  5211.  
  5212. 1229
  5213. 01:03:09,495 --> 01:03:11,622
  5214. I’m helping them more than you do.
  5215.  
  5216. 1230
  5217. 01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:14,374
  5218. You think this was easy for me?
  5219.  
  5220. 1231
  5221. 01:03:15,751 --> 01:03:18,128
  5222. These are our girls. All of us.
  5223.  
  5224. 1232
  5225. 01:03:18,212 --> 01:03:20,005
  5226. Whole damn town of Wiggly.
  5227.  
  5228. 1233
  5229. 01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:22,090
  5230. I don’t care how many eyes they got
  5231.  
  5232. 1234
  5233. 01:03:22,174 --> 01:03:24,051
  5234. or who wet the bed or...
  5235.  
  5236. 1235
  5237. 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:27,095
  5238. if some of them debatable as girls.
  5239.  
  5240. 1236
  5241. 01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:31,308
  5242. They our Birdies,
  5243. and I’m their Troop Mama.
  5244.  
  5245. 1237
  5246. 01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:33,685
  5247. You tell her, Ramsey.
  5248.  
  5249. 1238
  5250. 01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:38,232
  5251. How you gonna pay the $500 entry fee?
  5252.  
  5253. 1239
  5254. 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,359
  5255. Son of a puppy.
  5256.  
  5257. 1240
  5258. 01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:43,153
  5259. Five...
  5260.  
  5261. 1241
  5262. 01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:44,997
  5263. It costs money to pay
  5264. for these judges’ time.
  5265.  
  5266. 1242
  5267. 01:03:45,030 --> 01:03:47,449
  5268. You got $500, Ramsey Flint?
  5269.  
  5270. 1243
  5271. 01:03:47,533 --> 01:03:48,784
  5272. You don’t.
  5273.  
  5274. 1244
  5275. 01:03:48,867 --> 01:03:52,663
  5276. Because Ramsey Flint,
  5277. he just keeps on losing.
  5278.  
  5279. 1245
  5280. 01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:03,840
  5281. You know I’d give you
  5282.  
  5283. 1246
  5284. 01:04:03,924 --> 01:04:06,343
  5285. the whole gosh damn
  5286. solar system if I could.
  5287.  
  5288. 1247
  5289. 01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,303
  5290. Yeah, I know that.
  5291.  
  5292. 1248
  5293. 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:18,146
  5294. Mr. Ramsey?
  5295.  
  5296. 1249
  5297. 01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:24,695
  5298. I know I’ve been owing you 50 for a while.
  5299.  
  5300. 1250
  5301. 01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,071
  5302. Thanks.
  5303.  
  5304. 1251
  5305. 01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:28,323
  5306. And this is for Big Sam’s legal fees.
  5307.  
  5308. 1252
  5309. 01:04:29,408 --> 01:04:31,827
  5310. And the broken furniture.
  5311.  
  5312. 1253
  5313. 01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:35,998
  5314. Buddy’s public... urination.
  5315.  
  5316. 1254
  5317. 01:04:36,081 --> 01:04:37,791
  5318. A-And Robby’s truancy.
  5319.  
  5320. 1255
  5321. 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:40,460
  5322. I-I’m sorry it took me so long
  5323. to get it to you, Ramsey.
  5324.  
  5325. 1256
  5326. 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:42,963
  5327. That’s all right.
  5328.  
  5329. 1257
  5330. 01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:45,591
  5331. You know what for.
  5332.  
  5333. 1258
  5334. 01:04:45,674 --> 01:04:48,010
  5335. - Yeah.
  5336. - Here you go, Ramsey.
  5337.  
  5338. 1259
  5339. 01:04:48,093 --> 01:04:49,886
  5340. Oh. Thank you.
  5341.  
  5342. 1260
  5343. 01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:51,847
  5344. - Here’s mine.
  5345. - Thank you.
  5346.  
  5347. 1261
  5348. 01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,515
  5349. Ramsey, I got 17.
  5350.  
  5351. 1262
  5352. 01:04:56,602 --> 01:04:59,730
  5353. What you don’t seem
  5354. to understand, Miss Massey,
  5355.  
  5356. 1263
  5357. 01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:02,566
  5358. I’m the boss man,
  5359.  
  5360. 1264
  5361. 01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:05,694
  5362. and we going to the Birdie Jamboree.
  5363.  
  5364. 1265
  5365. 01:05:07,487 --> 01:05:09,906
  5366. And we funna kick everybody’s ass.
  5367.  
  5368. 1266
  5369. 01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:11,241
  5370. Yeah!
  5371.  
  5372. 1267
  5373. 01:05:11,325 --> 01:05:13,493
  5374. - Good day, ma’am.
  5375. - Yeah, Ramsey!
  5376.  
  5377. 1268
  5378. 01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:14,953
  5379. - Let’s fall out!
  5380. - Falling out.
  5381.  
  5382. 1269
  5383. 01:05:15,037 --> 01:05:16,955
  5384. All right, here we go.
  5385.  
  5386. 1270
  5387. 01:05:18,832 --> 01:05:20,792
  5388. | No more to roam |
  5389.  
  5390. 1271
  5391. 01:05:20,876 --> 01:05:23,545
  5392. | In the search of fortune and fame |
  5393.  
  5394. 1272
  5395. 01:05:23,629 --> 01:05:25,756
  5396. | The hand of fate... |
  5397.  
  5398. 1273
  5399. 01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:28,342
  5400. If it’s all gonna be okay,
  5401.  
  5402. 1274
  5403. 01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:31,511
  5404. will you please give me a sign?
  5405.  
  5406. 1275
  5407. 01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:33,472
  5408. Anything?
  5409.  
  5410. 1276
  5411. 01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:41,104
  5412. Look, I know
  5413. one thing... y’all funna win.
  5414.  
  5415. 1277
  5416. 01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:43,231
  5417. - Oh...
  5418. - No, I can feel it.
  5419.  
  5420. 1278
  5421. 01:05:43,315 --> 01:05:46,151
  5422. That’s gas. You eat like
  5423. you got a train to catch.
  5424.  
  5425. 1279
  5426. 01:05:46,234 --> 01:05:47,444
  5427. Nah.
  5428.  
  5429. 1280
  5430. 01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:49,279
  5431. What if I lose in front of everybody?
  5432.  
  5433. 1281
  5434. 01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:50,864
  5435. Ah, so what?
  5436.  
  5437. 1282
  5438. 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:56,203
  5439. Boss, get over here.
  5440.  
  5441. 1283
  5442. 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:58,246
  5443. Yes, sir.
  5444.  
  5445. 1284
  5446. 01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:02,959
  5447. Sit here.
  5448.  
  5449. 1285
  5450. 01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:09,257
  5451. Boss, you know I lose
  5452. in front of everybody
  5453.  
  5454. 1286
  5455. 01:06:09,341 --> 01:06:10,717
  5456. - every day.
  5457. - Mm-hmm.
  5458.  
  5459. 1287
  5460. 01:06:10,801 --> 01:06:12,386
  5461. Sure as hell do.
  5462.  
  5463. 1288
  5464. 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:16,306
  5465. When the judge says to me it’s over,
  5466.  
  5467. 1289
  5468. 01:06:16,390 --> 01:06:19,226
  5469. I go over to the prosecution,
  5470. and I shake their hand.
  5471.  
  5472. 1290
  5473. 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:21,144
  5474. Give me your hand.
  5475.  
  5476. 1291
  5477. 01:06:21,228 --> 01:06:24,106
  5478. ’Cause that show them they may beat me,
  5479.  
  5480. 1292
  5481. 01:06:24,189 --> 01:06:26,233
  5482. but I’m strong as hell,
  5483.  
  5484. 1293
  5485. 01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:29,403
  5486. and one day, maybe tomorrow,
  5487.  
  5488. 1294
  5489. 01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:31,613
  5490. I’ll kick their ass.
  5491.  
  5492. 1295
  5493. 01:06:31,697 --> 01:06:33,949
  5494. Right?
  5495.  
  5496. 1296
  5497. 01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:36,284
  5498. But you still lost.
  5499.  
  5500. 1297
  5501. 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:41,289
  5502. Yeah, boss, but it’s the principle.
  5503.  
  5504. 1298
  5505. 01:06:43,709 --> 01:06:46,086
  5506. - What?
  5507. - Forget it.
  5508.  
  5509. 1299
  5510. 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:48,880
  5511. - You a little young for it.
  5512. - Christmas!
  5513.  
  5514. 1300
  5515. 01:06:48,964 --> 01:06:50,173
  5516. Christmas!
  5517.  
  5518. 1301
  5519. 01:06:50,257 --> 01:06:52,968
  5520. Not too long. Big day tomorrow.
  5521.  
  5522. 1302
  5523. 01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:55,303
  5524. Y’all gonna win. I can feel it. I know it.
  5525.  
  5526. 1303
  5527. 01:06:55,387 --> 01:06:56,930
  5528. You know you’re drunk again.
  5529.  
  5530. 1304
  5531. 01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:57,931
  5532. Nah.
  5533.  
  5534. 1305
  5535. 01:06:58,014 --> 01:06:59,014
  5536. You’re drunk.
  5537.  
  5538. 1306
  5539. 01:06:59,057 --> 01:07:00,517
  5540. Yeah, he drunk as all hell.
  5541.  
  5542. 1307
  5543. 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,227
  5544. - You drunk.
  5545. - Yeah.
  5546.  
  5547. 1308
  5548. 01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:06,148
  5549. And you the best damn employee I ever had.
  5550.  
  5551. 1309
  5552. 01:07:06,231 --> 01:07:08,734
  5553. Well, I’m the only one that
  5554. hasn’t stole from you, so...
  5555.  
  5556. 1310
  5557. 01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:14,948
  5558. You know, I-I don’t want you
  5559. breaking my daughter’s heart.
  5560.  
  5561. 1311
  5562. 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,451
  5563. Well, it’s gonna break
  5564. if she let one of those
  5565.  
  5566. 1312
  5567. 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:19,619
  5568. nasty girls tell her who she is.
  5569.  
  5570. 1313
  5571. 01:07:19,703 --> 01:07:22,038
  5572. Well, now, that ain’t what I mean.
  5573.  
  5574. 1314
  5575. 01:07:22,122 --> 01:07:23,832
  5576. What do you mean?
  5577.  
  5578. 1315
  5579. 01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:25,459
  5580. You could, uh...
  5581.  
  5582. 1316
  5583. 01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:28,879
  5584. you could stay, right?
  5585.  
  5586. 1317
  5587. 01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:32,883
  5588. I can’t.
  5589.  
  5590. 1318
  5591. 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:35,302
  5592. There’s a spot at Emory.
  5593. I start in the fall.
  5594.  
  5595. 1319
  5596. 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:37,304
  5597. Yeah. All right.
  5598.  
  5599. 1320
  5600. 01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:40,682
  5601. I-I know. I know.
  5602.  
  5603. 1321
  5604. 01:07:40,766 --> 01:07:44,269
  5605. We’ll be fine.
  5606.  
  5607. 1322
  5608. 01:07:44,352 --> 01:07:46,229
  5609. We’ll be just fine.
  5610.  
  5611. 1323
  5612. 01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:52,152
  5613. Come on.
  5614.  
  5615. 1324
  5616. 01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:53,862
  5617. Hurry up!
  5618.  
  5619. 1325
  5620. 01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:55,655
  5621. Come on, get on, get on.
  5622.  
  5623. 1326
  5624. 01:07:57,491 --> 01:07:59,367
  5625. Here you go, honey.
  5626.  
  5627. 1327
  5628. 01:07:59,451 --> 01:08:01,369
  5629. Here you go.
  5630.  
  5631. 1328
  5632. 01:08:04,498 --> 01:08:06,249
  5633. Here you go, baby.
  5634.  
  5635. 1329
  5636. 01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:08,418
  5637. - What it is, Dwayne?
  5638. - What you say, boss?
  5639.  
  5640. 1330
  5641. 01:08:08,502 --> 01:08:12,047
  5642. Where’d you get that bike?
  5643. Dwayne, you are on parole.
  5644.  
  5645. 1331
  5646. 01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:15,133
  5647. I’m gonna give it back. I...
  5648. Look, I’m here for protection.
  5649.  
  5650. 1332
  5651. 01:08:15,217 --> 01:08:17,135
  5652. Yeah, I just, I just want to do
  5653.  
  5654. 1333
  5655. 01:08:17,219 --> 01:08:18,845
  5656. something nice, Miss Rayleen.
  5657.  
  5658. 1334
  5659. 01:08:18,929 --> 01:08:21,932
  5660. Dear God, blanket us with protection,
  5661.  
  5662. 1335
  5663. 01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:23,767
  5664. and I ask, God,
  5665.  
  5666. 1336
  5667. 01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:26,603
  5668. give these children
  5669. a long life with no fears.
  5670.  
  5671. 1337
  5672. 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:29,105
  5673. And that you put the love
  5674. that’s on your heart
  5675.  
  5676. 1338
  5677. 01:08:29,189 --> 01:08:30,189
  5678. unto my heart.
  5679.  
  5680. 1339
  5681. 01:08:30,232 --> 01:08:32,150
  5682. Shut your face up.
  5683.  
  5684. 1340
  5685. 01:08:32,234 --> 01:08:34,820
  5686. You don’t know what you talking about.
  5687.  
  5688. 1341
  5689. 01:08:34,903 --> 01:08:36,404
  5690. See you in Marietta.
  5691.  
  5692. 1342
  5693. 01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:02,305
  5694. Hey, that’s my motorcycle.
  5695.  
  5696. 1343
  5697. 01:09:02,389 --> 01:09:04,015
  5698. He stole that.
  5699.  
  5700. 1344
  5701. 01:09:55,025 --> 01:09:57,152
  5702. All right.
  5703.  
  5704. 1345
  5705. 01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:58,904
  5706. Here we are.
  5707.  
  5708. 1346
  5709. 01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:04,159
  5710. Prepare for battle.
  5711.  
  5712. 1347
  5713. 01:10:16,588 --> 01:10:19,716
  5714. I want y’all to know that y’all my boos.
  5715.  
  5716. 1348
  5717. 01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:22,093
  5718. And I wish I had y’all around
  5719.  
  5720. 1349
  5721. 01:10:22,177 --> 01:10:25,722
  5722. when I was little and dumb and sweet.
  5723.  
  5724. 1350
  5725. 01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:30,101
  5726. Come on, we funna win.
  5727.  
  5728. 1351
  5729. 01:10:30,185 --> 01:10:32,395
  5730. We funna win! Come on.
  5731.  
  5732. 1352
  5733. 01:10:40,528 --> 01:10:42,530
  5734. Hey.
  5735.  
  5736. 1353
  5737. 01:10:42,614 --> 01:10:44,658
  5738. "Hey" yourself.
  5739.  
  5740. 1354
  5741. 01:10:46,493 --> 01:10:48,912
  5742. Uh, if I was, um...
  5743.  
  5744. 1355
  5745. 01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:55,752
  5746. If I got on the record, I’d be important.
  5747.  
  5748. 1356
  5749. 01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:59,631
  5750. And you’d stay here with me.
  5751.  
  5752. 1357
  5753. 01:10:59,714 --> 01:11:02,008
  5754. Oh, God.
  5755.  
  5756. 1358
  5757. 01:11:02,092 --> 01:11:04,928
  5758. I’m gonna be all alone again.
  5759.  
  5760. 1359
  5761. 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:06,429
  5762. You are not alone.
  5763.  
  5764. 1360
  5765. 01:11:06,513 --> 01:11:08,014
  5766. - Yeah, I am.
  5767. - No...
  5768.  
  5769. 1361
  5770. 01:11:08,098 --> 01:11:09,557
  5771. And you don’t need that record.
  5772.  
  5773. 1362
  5774. 01:11:09,641 --> 01:11:12,310
  5775. - Yeah, I do.
  5776. - No, you don’t.
  5777.  
  5778. 1363
  5779. 01:11:14,354 --> 01:11:15,981
  5780. Who’s smarter, me or you?
  5781.  
  5782. 1364
  5783. 01:11:16,064 --> 01:11:18,692
  5784. - You.
  5785. - Right now.
  5786.  
  5787. 1365
  5788. 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,903
  5789. When you speak, it creates a sound wave,
  5790.  
  5791. 1366
  5792. 01:11:21,987 --> 01:11:24,489
  5793. and then it vibrates through the air,
  5794.  
  5795. 1367
  5796. 01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:26,449
  5797. and it keeps traveling out.
  5798.  
  5799. 1368
  5800. 01:11:26,533 --> 01:11:28,159
  5801. That means, if someone’s listening
  5802.  
  5803. 1369
  5804. 01:11:28,243 --> 01:11:30,870
  5805. for life on this Earth,
  5806. they gonna hear you.
  5807.  
  5808. 1370
  5809. 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:32,706
  5810. Are you sure that’s even true?
  5811.  
  5812. 1371
  5813. 01:11:33,915 --> 01:11:35,917
  5814. Shoot, no.
  5815.  
  5816. 1372
  5817. 01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:38,086
  5818. Probably not.
  5819.  
  5820. 1373
  5821. 01:11:42,173 --> 01:11:43,883
  5822. Probably all you can wish for
  5823.  
  5824. 1374
  5825. 01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:46,594
  5826. is someone fool enough to show up.
  5827.  
  5828. 1375
  5829. 01:11:46,678 --> 01:11:47,971
  5830. Hey, you want me to help?
  5831.  
  5832. 1376
  5833. 01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:49,556
  5834. I got it, I got it.
  5835.  
  5836. 1377
  5837. 01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:51,641
  5838. - I don’t mind helping.
  5839. - I got it.
  5840.  
  5841. 1378
  5842. 01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:52,827
  5843. Now, the wings, you can’t...
  5844.  
  5845. 1379
  5846. 01:11:52,851 --> 01:11:54,602
  5847. Hey, I don’t want them to bend.
  5848.  
  5849. 1380
  5850. 01:11:54,686 --> 01:11:56,604
  5851. - Big Eddie, you got that?
  5852. - I got it.
  5853.  
  5854. 1381
  5855. 01:11:56,688 --> 01:11:58,848
  5856. - I-I’m cool. I got it.
  5857. - All right. I’m happy to help.
  5858.  
  5859. 1382
  5860. 01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:02,360
  5861. Hold on to that rocket, all right?
  5862.  
  5863. 1383
  5864. 01:12:02,444 --> 01:12:04,237
  5865. Coming down. Coming down.
  5866.  
  5867. 1384
  5868. 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,239
  5869. - Let’s fall out!
  5870. - Coming down!
  5871.  
  5872. 1385
  5873. 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,949
  5874. We funna kick some butt today.
  5875.  
  5876. 1386
  5877. 01:12:08,033 --> 01:12:09,701
  5878. Slowly, slowly, slowly.
  5879.  
  5880. 1387
  5881. 01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:12,120
  5882. - Got it?
  5883. - Pull it on down.
  5884.  
  5885. 1388
  5886. 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:14,164
  5887. I got it, I got it, I got it.
  5888.  
  5889. 1389
  5890. 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:16,750
  5891. Oh, oh, oh, I ain’t got it.
  5892. I ain’t got it.
  5893.  
  5894. 1390
  5895. 01:12:29,137 --> 01:12:31,306
  5896. Don’t touch.
  5897.  
  5898. 1391
  5899. 01:12:31,389 --> 01:12:32,849
  5900. Stop.
  5901.  
  5902. 1392
  5903. 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:37,562
  5904. Bed wetter.
  5905.  
  5906. 1393
  5907. 01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:46,946
  5908. All right. Troop Zero, Wiggly.
  5909.  
  5910. 1394
  5911. 01:12:47,030 --> 01:12:48,490
  5912. Oh.
  5913.  
  5914. 1395
  5915. 01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:51,284
  5916. Precious. And you are?
  5917.  
  5918. 1396
  5919. 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,702
  5920. Oh, uh, Ramsey Flint.
  5921.  
  5922. 1397
  5923. 01:12:52,786 --> 01:12:54,454
  5924. - Troop Mama.
  5925. - Oh.
  5926.  
  5927. 1398
  5928. 01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:56,414
  5929. Isn’t that something?
  5930.  
  5931. 1399
  5932. 01:12:56,498 --> 01:12:58,124
  5933. Hmm.
  5934.  
  5935. 1400
  5936. 01:12:58,208 --> 01:13:00,585
  5937. Did y’all bring your... your fees?
  5938.  
  5939. 1401
  5940. 01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:02,295
  5941. Oh. Of course I got it.
  5942.  
  5943. 1402
  5944. 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:03,838
  5945. Yeah, that’s part of Jamboree.
  5946.  
  5947. 1403
  5948. 01:13:03,922 --> 01:13:05,340
  5949. Yeah, there you go.
  5950.  
  5951. 1404
  5952. 01:13:05,423 --> 01:13:06,800
  5953. Thank you.
  5954.  
  5955. 1405
  5956. 01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:08,635
  5957. I’m gonna need you to count that, please.
  5958.  
  5959. 1406
  5960. 01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:10,428
  5961. Well, we look forward
  5962.  
  5963. 1407
  5964. 01:13:10,512 --> 01:13:13,306
  5965. to seeing what you little girls
  5966. are made of.
  5967.  
  5968. 1408
  5969. 01:13:15,016 --> 01:13:16,601
  5970. Uh-huh. What is it, angel?
  5971.  
  5972. 1409
  5973. 01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:19,604
  5974. We’re made of organs and tissues.
  5975.  
  5976. 1410
  5977. 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:23,316
  5978. You guys got a latrine here?
  5979.  
  5980. 1411
  5981. 01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:24,818
  5982. Mm-hmm, we do have a latrine.
  5983.  
  5984. 1412
  5985. 01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:27,487
  5986. We have about eight latrines all around.
  5987.  
  5988. 1413
  5989. 01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:28,905
  5990. They are made for little girls,
  5991.  
  5992. 1414
  5993. 01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:30,628
  5994. so you’re gonna have to squeeze in there.
  5995.  
  5996. 1415
  5997. 01:13:30,698 --> 01:13:32,033
  5998. I could just use the woods.
  5999.  
  6000. 1416
  6001. 01:13:32,117 --> 01:13:33,952
  6002. Do not use the woods. I repeat,
  6003.  
  6004. 1417
  6005. 01:13:34,035 --> 01:13:36,412
  6006. - do not use the woods.
  6007. - All right. All right.
  6008.  
  6009. 1418
  6010. 01:13:36,496 --> 01:13:38,248
  6011. Well, y’all have some time to rehearse,
  6012.  
  6013. 1419
  6014. 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:41,960
  6015. and then we will see you
  6016. over in the tent at 4:00.
  6017.  
  6018. 1420
  6019. 01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:43,378
  6020. Let’s fall out.
  6021.  
  6022. 1421
  6023. 01:13:43,461 --> 01:13:46,131
  6024. See you by 4:00 for the show.
  6025.  
  6026. 1422
  6027. 01:13:46,214 --> 01:13:48,716
  6028. Fly, Birdies, to that tent,
  6029.  
  6030. 1423
  6031. 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,469
  6032. ’cause at Jamboree, fun and talent abound.
  6033.  
  6034. 1424
  6035. 01:13:51,553 --> 01:13:53,346
  6036. Don’t get too loose with that fun, though,
  6037.  
  6038. 1425
  6039. 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,807
  6040. ’cause you are being judged.
  6041.  
  6042. 1426
  6043. 01:13:55,890 --> 01:13:58,309
  6044. Let’s have a blast.
  6045.  
  6046. 1427
  6047. 01:13:58,393 --> 01:14:00,520
  6048. The tent at 4:00.
  6049.  
  6050. 1428
  6051. 01:14:27,839 --> 01:14:29,591
  6052. They are judging us. Do you understand?
  6053.  
  6054. 1429
  6055. 01:14:29,674 --> 01:14:31,176
  6056. Act right.
  6057.  
  6058. 1430
  6059. 01:14:35,346 --> 01:14:38,099
  6060. Welcome, Birdies, to Jamboree.
  6061.  
  6062. 1431
  6063. 01:14:38,183 --> 01:14:41,060
  6064. Oh.
  6065.  
  6066. 1432
  6067. 01:14:41,144 --> 01:14:42,937
  6068. Yes.
  6069.  
  6070. 1433
  6071. 01:14:44,689 --> 01:14:46,232
  6072. Now...
  6073.  
  6074. 1434
  6075. 01:14:46,316 --> 01:14:48,902
  6076. you have all worked so hard to get here,
  6077.  
  6078. 1435
  6079. 01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:51,070
  6080. and that work is not gonna stop now,
  6081.  
  6082. 1436
  6083. 01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:53,323
  6084. because this... this is the place
  6085.  
  6086. 1437
  6087. 01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:55,283
  6088. where we’re gonna see
  6089. the best of the best.
  6090.  
  6091. 1438
  6092. 01:14:55,366 --> 01:14:58,077
  6093. And who knows?
  6094. There may be a little bit of
  6095.  
  6096. 1439
  6097. 01:14:58,161 --> 01:15:01,122
  6098. international prestige
  6099. in with this as well.
  6100.  
  6101. 1440
  6102. 01:15:01,206 --> 01:15:03,499
  6103. Uh, Dr. Persad.
  6104.  
  6105. 1441
  6106. 01:15:05,752 --> 01:15:08,004
  6107. Young ladies are here on this Earth
  6108.  
  6109. 1442
  6110. 01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:11,424
  6111. to create beauty
  6112. wherever they set their feet.
  6113.  
  6114. 1443
  6115. 01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:13,384
  6116. So go on, now.
  6117.  
  6118. 1444
  6119. 01:15:13,468 --> 01:15:15,720
  6120. Show us your gifts.
  6121.  
  6122. 1445
  6123. 01:15:15,803 --> 01:15:18,681
  6124. We’re gonna begin
  6125. with Troop 28 from Moultrie.
  6126.  
  6127. 1446
  6128. 01:15:18,765 --> 01:15:20,391
  6129. Let’s do this.
  6130.  
  6131. 1447
  6132. 01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,035
  6133. Knock-knock. Who’s there?
  6134.  
  6135. 1448
  6136. 01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:41,412
  6137. - The Holy Spirit.
  6138. - Amen.
  6139.  
  6140. 1449
  6141. 01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:45,833
  6142. Y’all, get ready for Troop 17
  6143. from Alberta.
  6144.  
  6145. 1450
  6146. 01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:51,839
  6147. | Am I a soldier of the cross |
  6148.  
  6149. 1451
  6150. 01:15:51,923 --> 01:15:56,052
  6151. | A follower of the lamb |
  6152.  
  6153. 1452
  6154. 01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:58,638
  6155. | And shall I fear... |
  6156.  
  6157. 1453
  6158. 01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:01,975
  6159. The reigning champions of
  6160. Jamboree need no introduction.
  6161.  
  6162. 1454
  6163. 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:04,894
  6164. Please welcome Troop Five from Wiggly.
  6165.  
  6166. 1455
  6167. 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,775
  6168. You funna puke, Anne-Claire?
  6169.  
  6170. 1456
  6171. 01:16:52,859 --> 01:16:55,611
  6172. I get nervous in front of strangers.
  6173.  
  6174. 1457
  6175. 01:16:56,904 --> 01:16:58,781
  6176. Look, you funna puke,
  6177.  
  6178. 1458
  6179. 01:16:58,865 --> 01:17:01,951
  6180. just reach out, and one of us
  6181. will hold your hand, okay?
  6182.  
  6183. 1459
  6184. 01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:28,227
  6185. Whatever you do, don’t lose the song.
  6186.  
  6187. 1460
  6188. 01:17:28,311 --> 01:17:29,979
  6189. We got this, boos.
  6190.  
  6191. 1461
  6192. 01:17:30,063 --> 01:17:31,647
  6193. Y’all my boos.
  6194.  
  6195. 1462
  6196. 01:17:31,731 --> 01:17:32,940
  6197. All right, quit.
  6198.  
  6199. 1463
  6200. 01:17:33,024 --> 01:17:35,193
  6201. Funna give me lice.
  6202.  
  6203. 1464
  6204. 01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:38,488
  6205. How precious.
  6206.  
  6207. 1465
  6208. 01:17:38,571 --> 01:17:41,574
  6209. Oh, you still ain’t got no eye.
  6210.  
  6211. 1466
  6212. 01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:45,703
  6213. Well, you ain’t got no talent,
  6214. you snake from hell!
  6215.  
  6216. 1467
  6217. 01:17:45,787 --> 01:17:47,914
  6218. Come on.
  6219.  
  6220. 1468
  6221. 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:51,125
  6222. Next up, we have a new troop.
  6223.  
  6224. 1469
  6225. 01:17:51,209 --> 01:17:54,379
  6226. A troop that is, uh,
  6227. a number that I didn’t know
  6228.  
  6229. 1470
  6230. 01:17:54,462 --> 01:17:56,464
  6231. was a real number until today.
  6232.  
  6233. 1471
  6234. 01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:57,924
  6235. Please welcome, uh,
  6236.  
  6237. 1472
  6238. 01:17:58,007 --> 01:18:00,134
  6239. Troop Zero from Wiggly.
  6240.  
  6241. 1473
  6242. 01:18:00,218 --> 01:18:01,803
  6243. - Yeah!
  6244. - All right!
  6245.  
  6246. 1474
  6247. 01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:02,929
  6248. Come on!
  6249.  
  6250. 1475
  6251. 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:27,245
  6252. | Ground Control to Major Tom |
  6253.  
  6254. 1476
  6255. 01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:34,544
  6256. | Ground Control to Major Tom |
  6257.  
  6258. 1477
  6259. 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:37,171
  6260. Why are they singing?
  6261.  
  6262. 1478
  6263. 01:18:37,255 --> 01:18:39,173
  6264. | Take your protein pills |
  6265.  
  6266. 1479
  6267. 01:18:39,257 --> 01:18:41,884
  6268. | And put your helmet on |
  6269.  
  6270. 1480
  6271. 01:18:41,968 --> 01:18:43,886
  6272. - Is that a boy?
  6273. - Ten.
  6274.  
  6275. 1481
  6276. 01:18:43,970 --> 01:18:46,264
  6277. - | Ground Control |
  6278. - Nine.
  6279.  
  6280. 1482
  6281. 01:18:46,347 --> 01:18:49,183
  6282. - | To Major Tom |
  6283. - Eight. Seven.
  6284.  
  6285. 1483
  6286. 01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:52,645
  6287. - Six. Five.
  6288. - | Commencing countdown |
  6289.  
  6290. 1484
  6291. 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:53,771
  6292. | Engines on |
  6293.  
  6294. 1485
  6295. 01:18:53,855 --> 01:18:54,856
  6296. Four.
  6297.  
  6298. 1486
  6299. 01:18:54,939 --> 01:18:56,065
  6300. Three.
  6301.  
  6302. 1487
  6303. 01:18:56,149 --> 01:18:58,151
  6304. Two.
  6305.  
  6306. 1488
  6307. 01:18:58,234 --> 01:18:59,777
  6308. - | Check ignition |
  6309. - One.
  6310.  
  6311. 1489
  6312. 01:18:59,861 --> 01:19:01,946
  6313. - | And may God’s love |
  6314. - Liftoff!
  6315.  
  6316. 1490
  6317. 01:19:02,029 --> 01:19:04,782
  6318. | Be with you |
  6319.  
  6320. 1491
  6321. 01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:21,591
  6322. | This is Major Tom to Ground Control |
  6323.  
  6324. 1492
  6325. 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:25,386
  6326. | I’m stepping through the door |
  6327.  
  6328. 1493
  6329. 01:19:27,013 --> 01:19:29,265
  6330. | And I’m floating in a most |
  6331.  
  6332. 1494
  6333. 01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:32,768
  6334. | Peculiar way |
  6335.  
  6336. 1495
  6337. 01:19:32,852 --> 01:19:34,937
  6338. - Well, this is unusual.
  6339. - | And the stars |
  6340.  
  6341. 1496
  6342. 01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:38,524
  6343. | Look very different today |
  6344.  
  6345. 1497
  6346. 01:19:38,608 --> 01:19:41,319
  6347. Yeah, she’s unusual.
  6348.  
  6349. 1498
  6350. 01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:43,905
  6351. | This is Ground Control |
  6352.  
  6353. 1499
  6354. 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:46,574
  6355. | To Major Tom |
  6356.  
  6357. 1500
  6358. 01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:50,703
  6359. - | You’ve really made the grade |
  6360. - GIRL: You stink!
  6361.  
  6362. 1501
  6363. 01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:53,372
  6364. - | And the papers |
  6365. - Get off the stage, you weirdos!
  6366.  
  6367. 1502
  6368. 01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:54,665
  6369. | Want to know whose shirts |
  6370.  
  6371. 1503
  6372. 01:19:54,749 --> 01:19:57,043
  6373. - | You wear |
  6374. - RAMSEY: Watch your mouth, girl.
  6375.  
  6376. 1504
  6377. 01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,419
  6378. One-eyed freak!
  6379.  
  6380. 1505
  6381. 01:19:58,503 --> 01:20:00,004
  6382. - Shh. Stop it.
  6383. - | Now it’s time |
  6384.  
  6385. 1506
  6386. 01:20:00,087 --> 01:20:03,466
  6387. | To leave the capsule... |
  6388.  
  6389. 1507
  6390. 01:20:04,842 --> 01:20:06,677
  6391. Hey, bed wetter!
  6392.  
  6393. 1508
  6394. 01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:13,184
  6395. He’s not a girl!
  6396.  
  6397. 1509
  6398. 01:20:13,267 --> 01:20:15,394
  6399. Huh-uh. Uh, s-stop that music.
  6400.  
  6401. 1510
  6402. 01:20:27,907 --> 01:20:29,951
  6403. Don’t give up, boss.
  6404.  
  6405. 1511
  6406. 01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:58,104
  6407. Ew. That is disgusting.
  6408.  
  6409. 1512
  6410. 01:21:09,574 --> 01:21:12,201
  6411. Get off the stage.
  6412.  
  6413. 1513
  6414. 01:21:12,285 --> 01:21:14,203
  6415. You turn that back on.
  6416.  
  6417. 1514
  6418. 01:21:14,287 --> 01:21:16,205
  6419. - Turn that back on.
  6420. - Rayleen, stop.
  6421.  
  6422. 1515
  6423. 01:21:16,289 --> 01:21:17,456
  6424. Enough.
  6425.  
  6426. 1516
  6427. 01:21:20,793 --> 01:21:23,254
  6428. My name is Christmas Flint.
  6429.  
  6430. 1517
  6431. 01:21:26,424 --> 01:21:28,759
  6432. I am a human female.
  6433.  
  6434. 1518
  6435. 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:36,809
  6436. Sometimes I pee myself when I get nervous.
  6437.  
  6438. 1519
  6439. 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:40,896
  6440. I don’t know why.
  6441.  
  6442. 1520
  6443. 01:21:43,024 --> 01:21:45,651
  6444. I don’t want to.
  6445.  
  6446. 1521
  6447. 01:21:47,653 --> 01:21:50,156
  6448. I just want to tell you...
  6449.  
  6450. 1522
  6451. 01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:52,408
  6452. I hope...
  6453.  
  6454. 1523
  6455. 01:21:56,037 --> 01:21:58,372
  6456. hope you live a good life.
  6457.  
  6458. 1524
  6459. 01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:01,751
  6460. And I hope you have a friend.
  6461.  
  6462. 1525
  6463. 01:22:03,628 --> 01:22:06,797
  6464. I hope you got everything I got.
  6465.  
  6466. 1526
  6467. 01:22:09,759 --> 01:22:12,845
  6468. | Ground Control to Major Tom |
  6469.  
  6470. 1527
  6471. 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:15,389
  6472. | Your circuit’s dead |
  6473.  
  6474. 1528
  6475. 01:22:15,473 --> 01:22:18,059
  6476. | There’s something wrong |
  6477.  
  6478. 1529
  6479. 01:22:18,142 --> 01:22:22,313
  6480. | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
  6481.  
  6482. 1530
  6483. 01:22:22,396 --> 01:22:26,400
  6484. | Can you hear me,
  6485. Major Tom? |
  6486.  
  6487. 1531
  6488. 01:22:26,484 --> 01:22:30,154
  6489. | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
  6490.  
  6491. 1532
  6492. 01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:31,781
  6493. Oh, my God!
  6494.  
  6495. 1533
  6496. 01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:33,449
  6497. ...
  6498. - They nasty!
  6499.  
  6500. 1534
  6501. 01:22:33,532 --> 01:22:35,868
  6502. - | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
  6503. - They nasty!
  6504.  
  6505. 1535
  6506. 01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:39,789
  6507. | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
  6508.  
  6509. 1536
  6510. 01:22:39,872 --> 01:22:42,249
  6511. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
  6512.  
  6513. 1537
  6514. 01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:43,918
  6515. | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
  6516.  
  6517. 1538
  6518. 01:22:45,378 --> 01:22:48,798
  6519. | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
  6520.  
  6521. 1539
  6522. 01:22:48,881 --> 01:22:52,927
  6523. | Can you hear me,
  6524. Major Tom? |
  6525.  
  6526. 1540
  6527. 01:22:54,512 --> 01:22:57,640
  6528. | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
  6529.  
  6530. 1541
  6531. 01:22:57,723 --> 01:23:04,730
  6532. | Can you hear me, Major Tom? |
  6533.  
  6534. 1542
  6535. 01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:28,212
  6536. Yeah!
  6537.  
  6538. 1543
  6539. 01:23:52,445 --> 01:23:54,196
  6540. Yeah!
  6541.  
  6542. 1544
  6543. 01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:59,368
  6544. Oh, my boos! Kill, kill, kill!
  6545.  
  6546. 1545
  6547. 01:23:59,452 --> 01:24:01,078
  6548. Solid gold!
  6549.  
  6550. 1546
  6551. 01:24:01,162 --> 01:24:02,830
  6552. Yeah! That’s my boy.
  6553.  
  6554. 1547
  6555. 01:24:17,678 --> 01:24:19,263
  6556. Oh, my beautiful Birdies.
  6557.  
  6558. 1548
  6559. 01:24:19,346 --> 01:24:21,682
  6560. We have seen some examples today:
  6561.  
  6562. 1549
  6563. 01:24:21,766 --> 01:24:24,560
  6564. of how to be...
  6565.  
  6566. 1550
  6567. 01:24:24,643 --> 01:24:27,480
  6568. and how not to be.
  6569.  
  6570. 1551
  6571. 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:31,567
  6572. Y’all, we’ve come to possibly
  6573.  
  6574. 1552
  6575. 01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:33,319
  6576. the most exciting part of the day.
  6577.  
  6578. 1553
  6579. 01:24:33,402 --> 01:24:36,447
  6580. Dr. Persad is gonna hand out the awards.
  6581.  
  6582. 1554
  6583. 01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:38,783
  6584. Here he is. Dr. Persad.
  6585.  
  6586. 1555
  6587. 01:24:49,335 --> 01:24:53,964
  6588. We were really touched by
  6589. the courage every troop showed.
  6590.  
  6591. 1556
  6592. 01:24:54,048 --> 01:24:56,967
  6593. It wasn’t an easy call to make, because...
  6594.  
  6595. 1557
  6596. 01:24:57,051 --> 01:25:00,763
  6597. what does "the best"
  6598. even mean in the big picture?
  6599.  
  6600. 1558
  6601. 01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:04,600
  6602. Who decides what’s good, what’s worth it?
  6603.  
  6604. 1559
  6605. 01:25:05,893 --> 01:25:08,479
  6606. Who knows?
  6607.  
  6608. 1560
  6609. 01:25:08,562 --> 01:25:11,649
  6610. The winner of this year’s Jamboree...
  6611.  
  6612. 1561
  6613. 01:25:11,732 --> 01:25:15,861
  6614. and the troop whose voice
  6615. will go into outer space
  6616.  
  6617. 1562
  6618. 01:25:15,945 --> 01:25:18,405
  6619. is Troop Five from Wiggly.
  6620.  
  6621. 1563
  6622. 01:25:18,489 --> 01:25:22,660
  6623. Congratulations to our
  6624. ambassadors of the human race.
  6625.  
  6626. 1564
  6627. 01:25:22,743 --> 01:25:25,538
  6628. You all right, boo?
  6629.  
  6630. 1565
  6631. 01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:29,333
  6632. If there’s life out
  6633. there, they’ll know about you.
  6634.  
  6635. 1566
  6636. 01:25:31,961 --> 01:25:35,339
  6637. Thank you, and
  6638. congratulations to Troop Five.
  6639.  
  6640. 1567
  6641. 01:25:35,422 --> 01:25:37,550
  6642. You sparkly Birdies.
  6643.  
  6644. 1568
  6645. 01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:39,677
  6646. You sequined lovelies.
  6647.  
  6648. 1569
  6649. 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:42,179
  6650. Oh, inspiring, inspiring.
  6651.  
  6652. 1570
  6653. 01:25:42,263 --> 01:25:44,348
  6654. How inspiring in all capital letters...
  6655.  
  6656. 1571
  6657. 01:25:44,431 --> 01:25:46,058
  6658. Congratulations.
  6659.  
  6660. 1572
  6661. 01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:49,937
  6662. You gonna be okay, Christmas?
  6663.  
  6664. 1573
  6665. 01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:51,689
  6666. - Oh, heck yeah.
  6667. - Simply the best.
  6668.  
  6669. 1574
  6670. 01:25:51,772 --> 01:25:53,357
  6671. - You?
  6672. - And that’s what we’re
  6673.  
  6674. 1575
  6675. 01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:55,901
  6676. working for here at Jamboree:
  6677. to be clearly the best
  6678.  
  6679. 1576
  6680. 01:25:55,985 --> 01:25:58,487
  6681. and to clearly beat everyone else here,
  6682.  
  6683. 1577
  6684. 01:25:58,571 --> 01:26:00,322
  6685. and they did it, y’all.
  6686.  
  6687. 1578
  6688. 01:26:00,406 --> 01:26:03,951
  6689. Now, Mr. Persad, can you please record?
  6690.  
  6691. 1579
  6692. 01:26:07,288 --> 01:26:09,248
  6693. Can you give me a puff?
  6694.  
  6695. 1580
  6696. 01:26:14,461 --> 01:26:16,839
  6697. So, who’ll come up
  6698. for the statement?
  6699.  
  6700. 1581
  6701. 01:26:18,841 --> 01:26:21,302
  6702. Whenever you’re ready.
  6703.  
  6704. 1582
  6705. 01:26:21,385 --> 01:26:25,264
  6706. Greetings from the children
  6707. of planet Earth.
  6708.  
  6709. 1583
  6710. 01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:27,641
  6711. I hope you kick everybody’s ass
  6712. in law school.
  6713.  
  6714. 1584
  6715. 01:26:27,725 --> 01:26:29,894
  6716. The human race
  6717. is beautiful and peaceful...
  6718.  
  6719. 1585
  6720. 01:26:29,977 --> 01:26:31,979
  6721. Hmm. Sure.
  6722.  
  6723. 1586
  6724. 01:26:32,062 --> 01:26:33,606
  6725. You will, though.
  6726.  
  6727. 1587
  6728. 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:36,275
  6729. Tells you who we were.
  6730.  
  6731. 1588
  6732. 01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:38,736
  6733. Don’t take shit from anybody.
  6734.  
  6735. 1589
  6736. 01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:45,659
  6737. Thank you, Piper.
  6738.  
  6739. 1590
  6740. 01:26:45,743 --> 01:26:49,079
  6741. What a perfect representation
  6742. of a Birdie.
  6743.  
  6744. 1591
  6745. 01:26:49,163 --> 01:26:51,165
  6746. That just warms up my heart.
  6747.  
  6748. 1592
  6749. 01:26:51,248 --> 01:26:53,542
  6750. No, you can finish it.
  6751.  
  6752. 1593
  6753. 01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:56,503
  6754. You always did.
  6755.  
  6756. 1594
  6757. 01:26:56,587 --> 01:26:58,297
  6758. And raise our voices in song.
  6759.  
  6760. 1595
  6761. 01:26:58,380 --> 01:27:01,258
  6762. Let’s do that Birdie anthem, y’all.
  6763.  
  6764. 1596
  6765. 01:27:01,342 --> 01:27:04,470
  6766. EMCEE and TROOP FIVE:
  6767. | We’re good, we’re kind |
  6768.  
  6769. 1597
  6770. 01:27:04,553 --> 01:27:07,765
  6771. | We’re sweet to those we find |
  6772.  
  6773. 1598
  6774. 01:27:07,848 --> 01:27:10,017
  6775. | We’re beautiful and loving |
  6776.  
  6777. 1599
  6778. 01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:13,437
  6779. | For the sake of all mankind |
  6780.  
  6781. 1600
  6782. 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:16,607
  6783. | We pity the less lucky ones |
  6784.  
  6785. 1601
  6786. 01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:19,526
  6787. | The weak and the begrimed |
  6788.  
  6789. 1602
  6790. 01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:22,404
  6791. | Those that good fortune left behind |
  6792.  
  6793. 1603
  6794. 01:27:24,657 --> 01:27:27,326
  6795. | Be brave, be true |
  6796.  
  6797. 1604
  6798. 01:27:27,409 --> 01:27:29,495
  6799. | In everything you do... |
  6800.  
  6801. 1605
  6802. 01:27:31,538 --> 01:27:33,916
  6803. What it is, boss.
  6804.  
  6805. 1606
  6806. 01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:36,669
  6807. I’m proud of you, Major Tom.
  6808.  
  6809. 1607
  6810. 01:27:43,926 --> 01:27:45,928
  6811. I miss Mama.
  6812.  
  6813. 1608
  6814. 01:27:49,348 --> 01:27:51,767
  6815. I know I’m not supposed to tell you that.
  6816.  
  6817. 1609
  6818. 01:27:53,477 --> 01:27:55,437
  6819. But I miss her.
  6820.  
  6821. 1610
  6822. 01:27:57,272 --> 01:28:00,109
  6823. Hey, um...
  6824.  
  6825. 1611
  6826. 01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:02,945
  6827. you can tell me anything.
  6828.  
  6829. 1612
  6830. 01:28:03,028 --> 01:28:05,906
  6831. Ain’t nothing you can’t tell the boss man.
  6832.  
  6833. 1613
  6834. 01:28:09,034 --> 01:28:13,163
  6835. I’d do anything if you could have her.
  6836.  
  6837. 1614
  6838. 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:20,379
  6839. But it’s... it’s gonna have to
  6840. be just you and me, Christmas.
  6841.  
  6842. 1615
  6843. 01:28:22,548 --> 01:28:25,467
  6844. Just the way it’s got to be, I guess.
  6845.  
  6846. 1616
  6847. 01:28:28,846 --> 01:28:30,639
  6848. I wish I, uh...
  6849.  
  6850. 1617
  6851. 01:28:30,723 --> 01:28:32,725
  6852. I wish I could be better.
  6853.  
  6854. 1618
  6855. 01:28:34,768 --> 01:28:36,520
  6856. Nah.
  6857.  
  6858. 1619
  6859. 01:28:38,605 --> 01:28:41,108
  6860. You and me...
  6861.  
  6862. 1620
  6863. 01:28:41,191 --> 01:28:42,693
  6864. we’re solid gold.
  6865.  
  6866. 1621
  6867. 01:28:44,778 --> 01:28:46,822
  6868. We’re the King of Beers.
  6869.  
  6870. 1622
  6871. 01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:53,871
  6872. King of Beers.
  6873.  
  6874. 1623
  6875. 01:28:55,789 --> 01:28:58,375
  6876. Mmm.
  6877.  
  6878. 1624
  6879. 01:28:59,585 --> 01:29:01,712
  6880. Solid gold.
  6881.  
  6882. 1625
  6883. 01:29:12,890 --> 01:29:14,224
  6884. | Deep down in Louisiana |
  6885.  
  6886. 1626
  6887. 01:29:14,308 --> 01:29:16,018
  6888. - | Close to New Orleans |
  6889. - Ah, yeah!
  6890.  
  6891. 1627
  6892. 01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,228
  6893. | Way back up in the woods
  6894. Among the evergreens |
  6895.  
  6896. 1628
  6897. 01:29:18,312 --> 01:29:21,065
  6898. | There stood a log cabin
  6899. Made of earth and wood |
  6900.  
  6901. 1629
  6902. 01:29:21,148 --> 01:29:23,859
  6903. | Where lived a country boy
  6904. Named Johnny B. Goode... |
  6905.  
  6906. 1630
  6907. 01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:27,571
  6908. We didn’t win,
  6909. but it don’t matter none,
  6910.  
  6911. 1631
  6912. 01:29:27,654 --> 01:29:31,533
  6913. ’cause Dwayne stole
  6914. the trophies from Troop Five.
  6915.  
  6916. 1632
  6917. 01:29:31,617 --> 01:29:33,327
  6918. | Go, Johnny, go, go |
  6919.  
  6920. 1633
  6921. 01:29:34,328 --> 01:29:36,330
  6922. | Go, Johnny, go, go |
  6923.  
  6924. 1634
  6925. 01:29:37,331 --> 01:29:38,624
  6926. | Go, Johnny, go, go |
  6927.  
  6928. 1635
  6929. 01:29:39,792 --> 01:29:41,794
  6930. | Go, Johnny, go, go |
  6931.  
  6932. 1636
  6933. 01:29:43,045 --> 01:29:44,505
  6934. | Johnny B. Goode... |
  6935.  
  6936. 1637
  6937. 01:29:44,588 --> 01:29:46,006
  6938. There!
  6939.  
  6940. 1638
  6941. 01:29:47,716 --> 01:29:49,051
  6942. Hot damn.
  6943.  
  6944. 1639
  6945. 01:29:50,469 --> 01:29:52,805
  6946. When all the signals
  6947. have been received,
  6948.  
  6949. 1640
  6950. 01:29:52,888 --> 01:29:54,515
  6951. maybe you will know about us.
  6952.  
  6953. 1641
  6954. 01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:57,643
  6955. Sound waves travel, right?
  6956.  
  6957. 1642
  6958. 01:29:59,311 --> 01:30:01,438
  6959. Think aliens have the same
  6960. petty standards that we do?
  6961.  
  6962. 1643
  6963. 01:30:01,522 --> 01:30:02,815
  6964. Hell no.
  6965.  
  6966. 1644
  6967. 01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:04,399
  6968. They gonna hear you.
  6969.  
  6970. 1645
  6971. 01:30:06,443 --> 01:30:07,903
  6972. They gonna hear you.
  6973.  
  6974. 1646
  6975. 01:30:10,697 --> 01:30:12,533
  6976. Go on.
  6977.  
  6978. 1647
  6979. 01:30:15,494 --> 01:30:17,079
  6980. I’m here.
  6981.  
  6982. 1648
  6983. 01:30:17,162 --> 01:30:19,331
  6984. - I’m here.
  6985. - I’m here.
  6986.  
  6987. 1649
  6988. 01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:21,166
  6989. Here I am.
  6990.  
  6991. 1650
  6992. 01:30:21,250 --> 01:30:22,835
  6993. I’m here.
  6994.  
  6995. 1651
  6996. 01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:25,712
  6997. Here I am.
  6998.  
  6999. 1652
  7000. 01:30:35,889 --> 01:30:39,351
  7001. I hope you always safe and warm
  7002.  
  7003. 1653
  7004. 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:43,730
  7005. and dry and have foods always.
  7006.  
  7007. 1654
  7008. 01:30:43,814 --> 01:30:45,941
  7009. Nice, Hell-No.
  7010.  
  7011. 1655
  7012. 01:30:46,024 --> 01:30:47,818
  7013. I hope you have everything good,
  7014.  
  7015. 1656
  7016. 01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:50,612
  7017. in Christ Jesus’ name.
  7018.  
  7019. 1657
  7020. 01:30:50,696 --> 01:30:53,157
  7021. I hope you have Gladys Knight
  7022.  
  7023. 1658
  7024. 01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:55,576
  7025. and Aretha Franklin and Freddie Mercury.
  7026.  
  7027. 1659
  7028. 01:31:06,128 --> 01:31:08,922
  7029. I hope you got Mama.
  7030.  
  7031. 1660
  7032. 01:31:09,006 --> 01:31:11,800
  7033. I hope you keep her safe.
  7034.  
  7035. 1661
  7036. 01:31:44,208 --> 01:31:45,834
  7037. Now on,
  7038.  
  7039. 1662
  7040. 01:31:45,918 --> 01:31:47,669
  7041. you gonna be permanent.
  7042.  
  7043. 1663
  7044. 01:31:47,753 --> 01:31:49,421
  7045. You already are.
  7046.  
  7047. 1664
  7048. 01:31:57,554 --> 01:32:00,515
  7049. I am here!
  7050.  
  7051. 1665
  7052. 01:32:00,599 --> 01:32:02,893
  7053. - I’m here!
  7054. - I’m here!
  7055.  
  7056. 1666
  7057. 01:32:06,146 --> 01:32:08,148
  7058. - Here I am!
  7059. - I’m here.
  7060.  
  7061. 1667
  7062. 01:32:08,232 --> 01:32:09,316
  7063. I’m here, too.
  7064.  
  7065. 1668
  7066. 01:32:09,399 --> 01:32:10,609
  7067. We’re here!
  7068.  
  7069. 1669
  7070. 01:32:10,692 --> 01:32:12,611
  7071. - I’m here!
  7072. - I’m here.
  7073.  
  7074. 1670
  7075. 01:32:12,694 --> 01:32:14,029
  7076. We’re here!
  7077.  
  7078. 1671
  7079. 01:32:14,112 --> 01:32:16,406
  7080. - We’re here!
  7081. - We’re here!
  7082.  
  7083. 1672
  7084. 01:32:33,423 --> 01:32:35,175
  7085. We got on that record,
  7086.  
  7087. 1673
  7088. 01:32:35,259 --> 01:32:37,594
  7089. so I know you’re gonna hear me.
  7090.  
  7091. 1674
  7092. 01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:43,642
  7093. What I want to say is this:
  7094.  
  7095. 1675
  7096. 01:32:43,725 --> 01:32:46,144
  7097. I hope you got friends like mine.
  7098.  
  7099. 1676
  7100. 01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:50,399
  7101. Like Hell-No, Joseph,
  7102.  
  7103. 1677
  7104. 01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:53,694
  7105. little Smash, and my boo Anne-Claire.
  7106.  
  7107. 1678
  7108. 01:32:56,780 --> 01:33:00,492
  7109. I hope you see us
  7110. for all our bursting treasure.
  7111.  
  7112. 1679
  7113. 01:33:00,575 --> 01:33:02,744
  7114. Me and Miss Rayleen.
  7115.  
  7116. 1680
  7117. 01:33:02,828 --> 01:33:04,746
  7118. Boss man and Fluffy.
  7119.  
  7120. 1681
  7121. 01:33:04,830 --> 01:33:06,373
  7122. We’ll be right here.
  7123.  
  7124. 1682
  7125. 01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:13,630
  7126. | There’s a starman waiting in the sky |
  7127.  
  7128. 1683
  7129. 01:33:13,714 --> 01:33:16,091
  7130. | He’d like to come and meet us |
  7131.  
  7132. 1684
  7133. 01:33:16,174 --> 01:33:18,260
  7134. | But he thinks he’d blow our minds |
  7135.  
  7136. 1685
  7137. 01:33:18,343 --> 01:33:23,390
  7138. | There’s a starman waiting in the sky |
  7139.  
  7140. 1686
  7141. 01:33:23,473 --> 01:33:25,726
  7142. | He’s told us not to blow it |
  7143.  
  7144. 1687
  7145. 01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:27,978
  7146. | ’Cause he knows it’s all worthwhile |
  7147.  
  7148. 1688
  7149. 01:33:28,061 --> 01:33:31,523
  7150. | He told me,
  7151. Let the children lose it |
  7152.  
  7153. 1689
  7154. 01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:33,984
  7155. | Let the children use it |
  7156.  
  7157. 1690
  7158. 01:33:34,067 --> 01:33:36,194
  7159. | Let all the children boogie |
  7160.  
  7161. 1691
  7162. 01:33:45,454 --> 01:33:48,415
  7163. | La, la, la, la-la |
  7164.  
  7165. 1692
  7166. 01:33:48,498 --> 01:33:53,045
  7167. | La, la, la-la, La, la, la-la |
  7168.  
  7169. 1693
  7170. 01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:57,924
  7171. | La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la |
  7172.  
  7173. 1694
  7174. 01:33:58,008 --> 01:34:02,429
  7175. | La, la, la-la, La, la, la-la |
  7176.  
  7177. 1695
  7178. 01:34:02,512 --> 01:34:07,100
  7179. | La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la |
  7180.  
  7181. 1696
  7182. 01:34:07,184 --> 01:34:12,022
  7183. | La, la, la-la, La, la, la-la |
  7184.  
  7185. 1697
  7186. 01:34:12,105 --> 01:34:16,193
  7187. | La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la |
  7188.  
  7189. 1698
  7190. 01:34:16,276 --> 01:34:20,947
  7191. | La, la, la-la, La, la, la-la |
  7192.  
  7193. 1699
  7194. 01:34:21,031 --> 01:34:25,577
  7195. | La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la |
  7196.  
  7197. 1700
  7198. 01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:30,123
  7199. | La, la, la-la, La, la, la-la |
  7200.  
  7201. 1701
  7202. 01:34:30,207 --> 01:34:32,542
  7203. | La, la, la-la... |
  7204.  
  7205. 1702
  7206. 01:34:36,421 --> 01:34:40,133
  7207. Hello from
  7208. the children of planet Earth.
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