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- Moshimo μ's no Mune ga Irekawattara Sairoku + α (What if u's breast sizes swapped?)
- p3
- >Mm...
- >Aw man... I'm so sleepy...
- >I need to do my best at practise...
- p4
- >Fwah~
- >Mm
- >...
- >!?
- >KYAAAAAA
- p6
- >Everyone! It's terrible!
- >My boobs have...!
- >wait...
- >EH?
- p7
- >Everyone's boobs...
- >Eh?
- >Nozomi-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
- >Kya!?
- >Help me, nya! When I woke up this morning...
- >C-Can't breathe...
- >my boobs became like this -nya!
- >Rin-chan's experiencing symptoms similar to mine!?
- >It can't be...
- >Wait a minute, Rin-chan!!
- p8
- >I've...
- >I've somehow...
- >ended up like this!
- >Somebody help me...
- >Kayochin! It's like you're a chopping board -nya!
- >How cruel!!
- >It's not just Hanayo-chan!
- >Look at me too!
- >Me too, Nozomi!
- >Kotori-chan and Elichi too!?
- >Th-th-th-th-th-they're so soft...
- >We've got the same problem as Rin-chan.
- >Maki-chan...
- >hasn't really changed.
- >Oh shut up!
- p9
- >Now that you mention it, N-No-Nozomi-chan has gotten s-small too...?
- >>FLAT
- >Yup, flat as a pancake... I woke up like this too.
- >My shoulders do feel lighter but...
- >it's hard to keep my balance
- >What an extravagant problem nya...
- >So~
- >Nya!?
- >Give me your boobs!
- >Nyaaaa!?
- p10
- >!
- >N-
- >Nozomi-chan?
- >Ah
- >Nya...
- >N-Nozomi-chan. Hold on...hah...
- >Hah hah
- >How shameful!
- >H-
- >Hey, Nozomi!
- >That's going way too far!
- p11
- >Fufufu...
- >I understand now...
- >What exactly did you understand...?
- >Rin-chan's breasts...
- >have had Elichi's boobs stuck onto them!!
- p12
- >>Rin-chan is down here
- >?
- >So...what are you getting at?
- >Rin-chan's breasts are Eli-chan's breasts?
- >Sorry, I don't get it either.
- >Nozomi, please explain it properly.
- >Sorry.
- p13
- >Hmm, how should I put this...
- >Hmm...
- >Like, it's Rin-chan's body, but the breasts alone are Elichi's...
- >What the heck?
- >That makes no sense.
- >So basically, Eli's breasts wound up on Rin's body...
- >Something along those lines. When I was giving her the old "washi washi", the shape and elasticity felt exactly the same as Elichi's.
- >I have mixed feelings about that.
- >Hah...
- >Really? I'm kinda curious about whose boobs you have on you, Elichi.
- >Mind if I touch them?
- >PFFFFFFT!!
- p14
- >Wa-
- >Wait a minute! Everyone's watching...!
- >Hm? It's fine. These are difference circumstances <3
- >Ah... No
- >Hey, Nozomi!!
- >That's
- >S-s-s-s-s-s-shameful! Where do you think you are right now!?
- >...
- >Geez! Take this somewhere else!!
- >They're Rin-chan's...
- >Eh?
- p15
- >The boobs on Elichi are Rin-chan's.
- >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?
- p16
- >Due to Nozomi-chan's through investigation of everyone's breasts, I think I get it...
- >Basically you're saying that the breast sizes of the members of u's have been swapped around, right?
- >That's right. I made a chart so it's easier to understand.
- >>Eli <-> Rin
- >>Umi <-> Hanayo
- >>Honoka <-> Kotori
- >>Nozomi <-> ?
- >>Maki (no change)
- >Th-This means...! I've got Honoka-chan's breasts right now!?
- >>gulp...
- >Honoka
- >This is weird~ It's hard to walk because of how difference it is from the usual
- >But these are my boobs right now, right!?
- >Does that mean I am legally allowed to touch Honoka-chan's boobs!?
- p17
- >Hah...
- >Aah!
- >Honoka-chan!!
- >Ahn!
- >More... Bind me tighter...!
- >Honoka-chaan
- >Aaah~ Honoka-chaan
- >Any idea on how to get back to normal?
- >We should probably think of one quickly.
- p18
- >Come to think of it, Nico isn't here.
- >Ah<3 Honoka-chan...<3
- >You're right. She didn't oversleep, did she?
- >Fuu...
- >Honoka-chan
- >Can't be helped. We'll have to start our dance practise without her.
- >Hold it right there!
- >Sorry for the wait <3
- >UWAAH!?
- p19
- >Wha-!! What the heck, Nico-chan!!?
- >Eh~~
- >Hiii
- >Fufufu
- >I have been reborn as of today. I am no longer the innocent Nico-ni you all knew.
- >How is it, Nozomi!? Jealous much!?
- >You won't be able to call me small-boobs again! For this is my...
- >nice bo...
- >Ah...
- p20
- >Wha...
- >Where did you get those knockers!!?
- >Don't ask me -nya! I woke up like this!
- >That can't be!
- >Then what the heck was the point of me visiting the Shinto Shrine every night!?
- >Oh? And just what exactly were you visiting the shrine every night for, I wonder~?
- >Fufufu...
- >Ah
- p21
- >O, Oh
- >Lovely day, isn't it... Nozomi-san
- >I thought I had spotted someone during my part time job lately. To think you'd use a deity for such impure purposes/
- >Th-That's not it! I just...
- >Nicocchi...
- >Actually, we were talking about making you the next center.
- >Eh!?
- >Me, as the center!?
- >Thank you <3
- p22
- >I'm so sorry!
- >How gracious of you.
- >Care to explain everything in detail?
- >Yes, ma'am...
- >Eeeh!? Nico-chan wanted to trade boobs with Nozomi-chan!?
- p23
- >And when you visited the Shinto Shrine to accomplish that, we ended up getting mixed up in your mess.
- >Yes...
- >You caused everyone so much trouble.
- >I'm sorry...
- >Not that I care, but shouldn't you put this back to normal?
- >I don't really know what happened, but if we have the ringmaster over here go to the Shinto Shrine and apologise, we might be able to return to normal.
- >No way! I only just got these huge boobs...!
- >Hm? And leave me with this chest that's as flat as a horizon?
- >I guess you're okay with not being the center, Nico-chan?
- >Hiiiiiiii! I'm sorry! I'll go apologise!
- p24
- >Afterwards, Nico confessed her sins and everyone's breasts returned to normal the next day.
- >Hey, Nozomi.
- >About that talk about me being the center~ What costume~?
- >Oh, that?
- >That was just a little thing to persuade you <3
- >We weren't having any discussions about the center at all.
- >Huh!?
- >What the hell, Nozomi!? You titty monster!!
- p25
- >NEXT: The story of Nozomi and Nico going to the Shinto Shrine to apologise.
- p26
- >Okay.
- >Make sure to clap your hands properly and say sorry, okay
- >Right!
- >Oh, mighty God
- >I'm sorry for asking something so weird of you. From now on I'll be more...
- >A noisy one, aren't you?
- >!?
- >...What is it?
- >Geez
- >Apologise properly.
- >That voice just now... wasn't Nozomi?
- >Ho ho ho
- p27
- >So you can hear my voice, huh?
- >It's coming from within my head...!
- >Who's there!?
- >Eh? Someone's there!?
- >There's noone there...?
- >I am the god of this place... You must be a child to be able to hear my voice
- >Allow me to show you my true form...
- >...
- p28
- >...Looks kinda faint
- >Faint!? Is it a ghost!? Scary! Stop saying such weird things, Nicocchi!
- >Hou. You have a little bit of power in you. So, what business do you have with me?
- >Nicocchi...
- >Rather than business...
- >Earlier I came here and made a wish to have bigger boobs. And then the boob sizes of everyone around me got swapped around...
- >Nicocchi... Who are you talking to...?
- >A ghost? A youkai? Is it a youkai?
- >Awawawawawa...
- >Up we go
- >Young girls are nice...
- >Ah~ I remember~ I made sure to give that prayer an appropriate response...
- >Take this seriously!!
- >Yah!? What!? You're scaring me!!
- >After all the cruelness I've been faced with...
- >Just turn us back to normal, will ya?
- >But performing a miracle isn't an easy feat, y'know... You need preparation and appropriate compensation
- >Quit beating around the bush... Just come out and say that you want money.
- >...
- p29
- >Love.
- >...Huh?
- >It's love.
- >What are you talking about, old man? You're not making any sense.
- >Who are you calling "old man"? How rude!
- >Nicocchi... Not that I like it but, I'd prefer you'd call me "old lady"...
- >Old man is a bit wrong...
- >The people coming to my shrine for the past, say, one or three ****** years... have been only praying about one thing...
- >They want someone to love them... so...
- >So...?
- >I want you to say something nice to me for once.
- >Huh...?
- p30
- >If you don't I won't turn everyone back to normal.
- >Huh!? There's no way I could...
- >...
- >?
- >Oh~? I guess you're okay with not being the center, Nicocchi~?
- >I see... So boobs are more important than being the center, huh...
- >Just what is... an idol's pride...
- >Hey guys, listen to this! Nicocchi cares more about boobs than us!
- >I-
- >I'm only going to say this once so listen carefully...
- >Eh...
- >I've never seen Nicocchi act so serious before...
- >I...
- >Oh, she's gonna say it?
- >I...
- p31
- >I
- >I truly
- >love you, you friggin' moron!!
- >A sudden proposal!?
- >Nyuhoooooooo!
- >No... For Nico-chan to spring this on me... It's too sudden...
- >We haven't even started dating yet...
- >Nyaa That's nice~ A young girl confessing her love to me~
- >She could've left out there "friggin' moron" part, though.
- >Disgusting weirdo! Now do what you promised!!
- >Aaah! She's doing it again...! But a domestic Nicocchi is fine too...
- >And so, everyone's boobs were returned to normal
- >and Nozomi awakened to masochism.
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