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  1. Moshimo μ's no Mune ga Irekawattara Sairoku + α (What if u's breast sizes swapped?)
  2.  
  3. p3
  4. >Mm...
  5.  
  6. >Aw man... I'm so sleepy...
  7. >I need to do my best at practise...
  8.  
  9. p4
  10. >Fwah~
  11.  
  12. >Mm
  13.  
  14. >...
  15.  
  16. >!?
  17.  
  18. >KYAAAAAA
  19.  
  20. p6
  21. >Everyone! It's terrible!
  22. >My boobs have...!
  23.  
  24. >wait...
  25.  
  26. >EH?
  27.  
  28. p7
  29. >Everyone's boobs...
  30. >Eh?
  31.  
  32. >Nozomi-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
  33. >Kya!?
  34.  
  35. >Help me, nya! When I woke up this morning...
  36. >C-Can't breathe...
  37. >my boobs became like this -nya!
  38.  
  39. >Rin-chan's experiencing symptoms similar to mine!?
  40. >It can't be...
  41. >Wait a minute, Rin-chan!!
  42.  
  43.  
  44. p8
  45. >I've...
  46. >I've somehow...
  47.  
  48. >ended up like this!
  49. >Somebody help me...
  50. >Kayochin! It's like you're a chopping board -nya!
  51. >How cruel!!
  52.  
  53.  
  54. >It's not just Hanayo-chan!
  55. >Look at me too!
  56. >Me too, Nozomi!
  57. >Kotori-chan and Elichi too!?
  58.  
  59. >Th-th-th-th-th-they're so soft...
  60. >We've got the same problem as Rin-chan.
  61.  
  62. >Maki-chan...
  63. >hasn't really changed.
  64. >Oh shut up!
  65.  
  66. p9
  67. >Now that you mention it, N-No-Nozomi-chan has gotten s-small too...?
  68. >>FLAT
  69. >Yup, flat as a pancake... I woke up like this too.
  70.  
  71. >My shoulders do feel lighter but...
  72. >it's hard to keep my balance
  73. >What an extravagant problem nya...
  74.  
  75. >So~
  76. >Nya!?
  77.  
  78. >Give me your boobs!
  79. >Nyaaaa!?
  80.  
  81. p10
  82. >!
  83.  
  84. >N-
  85. >Nozomi-chan?
  86.  
  87. >Ah
  88. >Nya...
  89. >N-Nozomi-chan. Hold on...hah...
  90.  
  91. >Hah hah
  92. >How shameful!
  93. >H-
  94. >Hey, Nozomi!
  95. >That's going way too far!
  96.  
  97. p11
  98. >Fufufu...
  99. >I understand now...
  100. >What exactly did you understand...?
  101.  
  102. >Rin-chan's breasts...
  103.  
  104. >have had Elichi's boobs stuck onto them!!
  105.  
  106. p12
  107. >>Rin-chan is down here
  108.  
  109. >?
  110. >So...what are you getting at?
  111.  
  112. >Rin-chan's breasts are Eli-chan's breasts?
  113. >Sorry, I don't get it either.
  114. >Nozomi, please explain it properly.
  115. >Sorry.
  116.  
  117. p13
  118. >Hmm, how should I put this...
  119. >Hmm...
  120. >Like, it's Rin-chan's body, but the breasts alone are Elichi's...
  121.  
  122. >What the heck?
  123. >That makes no sense.
  124. >So basically, Eli's breasts wound up on Rin's body...
  125. >Something along those lines. When I was giving her the old "washi washi", the shape and elasticity felt exactly the same as Elichi's.
  126.  
  127. >I have mixed feelings about that.
  128. >Hah...
  129. >Really? I'm kinda curious about whose boobs you have on you, Elichi.
  130. >Mind if I touch them?
  131. >PFFFFFFT!!
  132.  
  133. p14
  134. >Wa-
  135. >Wait a minute! Everyone's watching...!
  136. >Hm? It's fine. These are difference circumstances <3
  137.  
  138. >Ah... No
  139. >Hey, Nozomi!!
  140.  
  141. >That's
  142. >S-s-s-s-s-s-shameful! Where do you think you are right now!?
  143.  
  144. >...
  145. >Geez! Take this somewhere else!!
  146.  
  147. >They're Rin-chan's...
  148.  
  149. >Eh?
  150.  
  151. p15
  152. >The boobs on Elichi are Rin-chan's.
  153.  
  154. >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?
  155.  
  156. p16
  157. >Due to Nozomi-chan's through investigation of everyone's breasts, I think I get it...
  158. >Basically you're saying that the breast sizes of the members of u's have been swapped around, right?
  159.  
  160.  
  161. >That's right. I made a chart so it's easier to understand.
  162. >>Eli <-> Rin
  163. >>Umi <-> Hanayo
  164. >>Honoka <-> Kotori
  165. >>Nozomi <-> ?
  166. >>Maki (no change)
  167.  
  168. >Th-This means...! I've got Honoka-chan's breasts right now!?
  169. >>gulp...
  170. >Honoka
  171. >This is weird~ It's hard to walk because of how difference it is from the usual
  172. >But these are my boobs right now, right!?
  173. >Does that mean I am legally allowed to touch Honoka-chan's boobs!?
  174.  
  175. p17
  176. >Hah...
  177.  
  178. >Aah!
  179. >Honoka-chan!!
  180.  
  181. >Ahn!
  182. >More... Bind me tighter...!
  183. >Honoka-chaan
  184. >Aaah~ Honoka-chaan
  185. >Any idea on how to get back to normal?
  186. >We should probably think of one quickly.
  187.  
  188. p18
  189. >Come to think of it, Nico isn't here.
  190. >Ah<3 Honoka-chan...<3
  191.  
  192. >You're right. She didn't oversleep, did she?
  193. >Fuu...
  194. >Honoka-chan
  195. >Can't be helped. We'll have to start our dance practise without her.
  196. >Hold it right there!
  197.  
  198. >Sorry for the wait <3
  199. >UWAAH!?
  200.  
  201. p19
  202. >Wha-!! What the heck, Nico-chan!!?
  203. >Eh~~
  204. >Hiii
  205. >Fufufu
  206. >I have been reborn as of today. I am no longer the innocent Nico-ni you all knew.
  207.  
  208. >How is it, Nozomi!? Jealous much!?
  209. >You won't be able to call me small-boobs again! For this is my...
  210.  
  211. >nice bo...
  212. >Ah...
  213.  
  214. p20
  215. >Wha...
  216.  
  217. >Where did you get those knockers!!?
  218. >Don't ask me -nya! I woke up like this!
  219. >That can't be!
  220.  
  221. >Then what the heck was the point of me visiting the Shinto Shrine every night!?
  222.  
  223. >Oh? And just what exactly were you visiting the shrine every night for, I wonder~?
  224. >Fufufu...
  225. >Ah
  226.  
  227. p21
  228. >O, Oh
  229. >Lovely day, isn't it... Nozomi-san
  230.  
  231. >I thought I had spotted someone during my part time job lately. To think you'd use a deity for such impure purposes/
  232.  
  233. >Th-That's not it! I just...
  234. >Nicocchi...
  235.  
  236. >Actually, we were talking about making you the next center.
  237. >Eh!?
  238.  
  239. >Me, as the center!?
  240. >Thank you <3
  241.  
  242. p22
  243. >I'm so sorry!
  244. >How gracious of you.
  245.  
  246. >Care to explain everything in detail?
  247. >Yes, ma'am...
  248.  
  249. >Eeeh!? Nico-chan wanted to trade boobs with Nozomi-chan!?
  250.  
  251. p23
  252. >And when you visited the Shinto Shrine to accomplish that, we ended up getting mixed up in your mess.
  253. >Yes...
  254. >You caused everyone so much trouble.
  255. >I'm sorry...
  256.  
  257. >Not that I care, but shouldn't you put this back to normal?
  258.  
  259. >I don't really know what happened, but if we have the ringmaster over here go to the Shinto Shrine and apologise, we might be able to return to normal.
  260. >No way! I only just got these huge boobs...!
  261.  
  262. >Hm? And leave me with this chest that's as flat as a horizon?
  263. >I guess you're okay with not being the center, Nico-chan?
  264. >Hiiiiiiii! I'm sorry! I'll go apologise!
  265.  
  266. p24
  267. >Afterwards, Nico confessed her sins and everyone's breasts returned to normal the next day.
  268.  
  269. >Hey, Nozomi.
  270. >About that talk about me being the center~ What costume~?
  271. >Oh, that?
  272.  
  273. >That was just a little thing to persuade you <3
  274. >We weren't having any discussions about the center at all.
  275. >Huh!?
  276. >What the hell, Nozomi!? You titty monster!!
  277.  
  278. p25
  279. >NEXT: The story of Nozomi and Nico going to the Shinto Shrine to apologise.
  280.  
  281. p26
  282. >Okay.
  283. >Make sure to clap your hands properly and say sorry, okay
  284. >Right!
  285.  
  286. >Oh, mighty God
  287. >I'm sorry for asking something so weird of you. From now on I'll be more...
  288. >A noisy one, aren't you?
  289. >!?
  290.  
  291. >...What is it?
  292.  
  293. >Geez
  294. >Apologise properly.
  295. >That voice just now... wasn't Nozomi?
  296. >Ho ho ho
  297.  
  298. p27
  299. >So you can hear my voice, huh?
  300. >It's coming from within my head...!
  301.  
  302. >Who's there!?
  303. >Eh? Someone's there!?
  304.  
  305. >There's noone there...?
  306.  
  307. >I am the god of this place... You must be a child to be able to hear my voice
  308. >Allow me to show you my true form...
  309.  
  310. >...
  311.  
  312. p28
  313. >...Looks kinda faint
  314. >Faint!? Is it a ghost!? Scary! Stop saying such weird things, Nicocchi!
  315.  
  316. >Hou. You have a little bit of power in you. So, what business do you have with me?
  317. >Nicocchi...
  318.  
  319. >Rather than business...
  320. >Earlier I came here and made a wish to have bigger boobs. And then the boob sizes of everyone around me got swapped around...
  321. >Nicocchi... Who are you talking to...?
  322. >A ghost? A youkai? Is it a youkai?
  323. >Awawawawawa...
  324. >Up we go
  325. >Young girls are nice...
  326. >Ah~ I remember~ I made sure to give that prayer an appropriate response...
  327.  
  328. >Take this seriously!!
  329. >Yah!? What!? You're scaring me!!
  330.  
  331. >After all the cruelness I've been faced with...
  332. >Just turn us back to normal, will ya?
  333. >But performing a miracle isn't an easy feat, y'know... You need preparation and appropriate compensation
  334. >Quit beating around the bush... Just come out and say that you want money.
  335. >...
  336.  
  337. p29
  338. >Love.
  339. >...Huh?
  340. >It's love.
  341. >What are you talking about, old man? You're not making any sense.
  342. >Who are you calling "old man"? How rude!
  343. >Nicocchi... Not that I like it but, I'd prefer you'd call me "old lady"...
  344. >Old man is a bit wrong...
  345.  
  346. >The people coming to my shrine for the past, say, one or three ****** years... have been only praying about one thing...
  347.  
  348. >They want someone to love them... so...
  349. >So...?
  350.  
  351. >I want you to say something nice to me for once.
  352. >Huh...?
  353.  
  354. p30
  355. >If you don't I won't turn everyone back to normal.
  356. >Huh!? There's no way I could...
  357. >...
  358. >?
  359.  
  360. >Oh~? I guess you're okay with not being the center, Nicocchi~?
  361. >I see... So boobs are more important than being the center, huh...
  362. >Just what is... an idol's pride...
  363. >Hey guys, listen to this! Nicocchi cares more about boobs than us!
  364.  
  365. >I-
  366. >I'm only going to say this once so listen carefully...
  367. >Eh...
  368. >I've never seen Nicocchi act so serious before...
  369. >I...
  370. >Oh, she's gonna say it?
  371. >I...
  372.  
  373. p31
  374. >I
  375. >I truly
  376. >love you, you friggin' moron!!
  377.  
  378. >A sudden proposal!?
  379. >Nyuhoooooooo!
  380.  
  381. >No... For Nico-chan to spring this on me... It's too sudden...
  382. >We haven't even started dating yet...
  383. >Nyaa That's nice~ A young girl confessing her love to me~
  384. >She could've left out there "friggin' moron" part, though.
  385.  
  386. >Disgusting weirdo! Now do what you promised!!
  387. >Aaah! She's doing it again...! But a domestic Nicocchi is fine too...
  388. >And so, everyone's boobs were returned to normal
  389. >and Nozomi awakened to masochism.
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