Virginia Woolf's To the White Genocide

I'm going through Virginia Woolf's To the Lighthouse. So far, it might be the most boring book of all time.
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All I can think so far is, "Look at these fucking white people."
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Like, so far, a major element of the book is that a young child wants to go to the lighthouse and Grandmother says yes, but Grandfather says "the weather will be bad".
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This creates tension in the Ramsay household.
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Are you fucking kidding me.
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White people have so much time and so much privilege, that a disagreement on tomorrow's weather is just this major deal.
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"White culture is doomed. Thanks a lot, Virginia."
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I'm almost certain at this point that Virginia world directly created Black Lives Matter. Tear it down. Tear it all down.
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Woolf
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And look at how she spells her damn name.
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Double O. Are you kidding me.
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She probably had some white sister who pronounced 'wolf' as 'woof' as some idiots do, then focused on becoming a writer to help popularize this misspelling so as to provide cover for her demanding kin.
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The entire affair makes me sick to my stomach.
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I see now that the artistic portrayal of Daenarys Stormborn was a manifestation of the White id for self-destruction. Wypipo realize they deserve to die for these novels they allowed to be created. And I celebrate that. I celebrate this most noble of efforts at self-rectification.
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<Contemporary person> "You should like to destroy all of white culture for the failures of Virginia Woolf's most beloved novel?"
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<Me, biting veganly into a soy burger> "Yes, I should like that."