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  1. Doctor Pavelthorpe? Allow me to introduce myself. I am Scotland Yard.
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  3. He was accompanied.
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  5. Pardon, but you're not permitted to invite colleagues.
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  7. These ne'er-do-wells are most certainly no acquaintances of mine.
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  9. Fret not, for no compensation is required on account of the aforementioned.
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  11. And on what grounds should I desire their company?
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  13. These hooded gentlemen were attempting to abduct the good Doctor Pavelthorpe. We've deduced that they are employed by that dastardly sell-sword, the devilish fiend...
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  15. Banesworth?
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  17. Quite so, old bean.
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  19. Tally-ho and board these hooded goons into the whirligig, I shall send a telegram to my superiors post-haste!
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  21. The itinerary that was sent by myself to my benefactors has within its items; myself (henceforth referred to as Scotland Yard), the crew that was assigned me (who shall for obvious reasons remain unnamed), and the good Dr. Pavelthorpe here. But, I am sorry to say, that but one of you was listed in the program!
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  23. The most rapid of you to yap will be compensated with asylum upon my airship!
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  25. Who waged you to acquire custody of the good Doctor Pavelthorpe?
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  27. He has not experienced flight in an appropriate manner!
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  29. Who would like to probe the waters next?
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  31. Give up the information that I seek concerning Banesworth! Why would such a fearsome man conceal his face with a mechanical veil, what is it that he is hiding?
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  33. Quite an abundance of stubborn fidelity for a mere mercenary!
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  35. Or perhaps he is pondering why one would fire upon a gentleman, before proceeding to expel him from an airship.
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  37. At the very least you seem accustomed to vocation, reveal your identity to me at once!
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  39. I must say that our identities hold no value, when juxtaposed against the importance of our purpose.
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  41. No man paid me consideration until I donned the top hat.
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  43. If I remove your top hat will you cease to be?
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  45. It would be most excruciating.
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  47. You are a bloke of grand stature.
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  49. In comparison to yourself.
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  51. Pray tell, was being apprehended by Scotland Yard part of your grand machination?
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  53. Indubitably! Doctor Pavelthorpe denied our proposition with bias to your own. We have been tasked to deduce what exactly he has informed you of.
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  55. Nothing! I have not imparted any kind of meaningful information which I am presently suspected of imparting and so, I say once more, I have said nothing!
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  57. Well I congratulate your efforts, master, you have indeed found yourself in my custody.
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  59. Inspector?
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  61. Now let us proceed to the subsequent stride in your grand strategy!
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  63. Bursting this airship--WITH NOT ONE RESIDUAL PASSENGER!
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  65. (These actions cannot be proceeding in this manner, for I am surely in charge.)
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  67. Nay! They anticipate one of our own in the flotsam, my dear kindred!
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  69. Have we ignited the incandescent flames kept alit by whale oil?
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  71. Truly my brother! The flames shall engulf the heavens and be visible to all those who stand beneath!
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  73. Come now, my dear doctor. Presently, the circumstances do not permit us to be fearful.
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  75. Such emotions will be experienced at a subsequent time.
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