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- >2009: Disney buys Marvel
- >2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
- >2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
- >2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures
- >2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
- >2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros tells them to fuck off
- >2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
- >2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force
- >2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
- >2034: Disney buys Microsoft
- >2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry
- >2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places around the country
- >2038: Disney nukes Hollywood
- >2044: Disney buys the United States of America
- >2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney"
- >2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada with the military might of Mickey Mouse
- >2051: PRD buys celestial bodies such as the moon and Mars
- >2056: PRD colonizes Mars
- >2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
- >2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System
- >2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
- >2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed
- >2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
- >2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
- >2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete
- >2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
- >2104: Marvel and X-Men fans are still excited about new movies
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