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  1. >2009: Disney buys Marvel
  2. >2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
  3. >2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
  4. >2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures
  5. >2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
  6. >2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros tells them to fuck off
  7. >2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
  8. >2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force
  9. >2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
  10. >2034: Disney buys Microsoft
  11. >2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry
  12. >2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places around the country
  13. >2038: Disney nukes Hollywood
  14. >2044: Disney buys the United States of America
  15. >2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney"
  16. >2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada with the military might of Mickey Mouse
  17. >2051: PRD buys celestial bodies such as the moon and Mars
  18. >2056: PRD colonizes Mars
  19. >2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
  20. >2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System
  21. >2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
  22. >2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed
  23. >2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
  24. >2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
  25. >2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete
  26. >2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
  27. >2104: Marvel and X-Men fans are still excited about new movies
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