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  1. Here's everything DSP said in chat. I checked, he didn't do any emote lines aka /me e.g. * darksydephil waves hello!
  2. Check the individual logs for any context you need.
  3.  
  4. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170701-01 CRASH 3 1ST.LOG
  5. [12:33] <darksydephil> okay
  6. [12:33] <darksydephil> gota couple of things to add and then we can get started
  7. [12:34] <darksydephil> got some fanart, nice
  8. [12:37] <darksydephil> ive got good Patreon news today, sweet
  9. [12:43] <darksydephil> why do i need a death counter for a game made for quick and easy deaths. this isn't dark souls
  10. [12:44] <darksydephil> exactly, in a game wehre theresr potential to die a million times in a very short period, theres no point in a death counter. more of a hassle than anything else to have to constantly update it
  11. [12:44] <darksydephil> and ill forget anyway
  12. [12:44] <darksydephil> okay so stream is working fine?
  13. [12:44] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet that we're live then
  14. [12:47] <darksydephil> call me daddy again and you'll enjoy a nice timeout lol
  15. [12:47] <darksydephil> that shit is creepy man
  16. [12:48] <darksydephil> im pretty sure no streamer would enjoy being called daddy by their viewing audience lol
  17. [12:48] <darksydephil> im pretty sure im no father figure! holy crap
  18. [12:49] <darksydephil> so this collection was $40
  19. [12:49] <darksydephil> hopefully people like it and it gets some traction
  20. [12:50] <darksydephil> wait its only 30fps?? seriously1?!?!
  21. [12:50] <darksydephil> i fucking though tit was 60
  22. [12:50] <darksydephil> shit
  23. [12:50] <darksydephil> i gotta restart the stream then
  24. [12:50] <darksydephil> its set up wrong
  25. [12:50] <darksydephil> i was told it was 60 lol
  26. [12:50] <darksydephil> ok brb gonna restart
  27. [12:53] <darksydephil> i guess he thought i was joking or something
  28. [12:54] <darksydephil> okay stream should be back at 1080p/30fps now
  29.  
  30. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170702-01 CRASH 3 2ND.LOG
  31. [12:29] <darksydephil> hello al
  32. [12:29] <darksydephil> all
  33. [12:29] <darksydephil> wow first line i type is a typo lol
  34. [12:30] <darksydephil> yeah yesterday someone tipped me and called me Dave so it's a running joke now
  35. [12:31] <darksydephil> hotsauceistoohot : drinking an energy drink at noon doesn't keep me up at 2am. just saying, that pretty much defies science
  36. [12:32] <darksydephil> hotsauceistoohot again, ill say it: you don't understand basic science. please stop now.
  37. [12:32] <darksydephil> it's like arguing with a flat earther.
  38. [12:33] <darksydephil> stream working?
  39. [12:34] <darksydephil> we're already got some muttonheads here today i see
  40. [12:34] <darksydephil> okay ill tweet that we're live
  41. [12:35] <darksydephil> ok brb grabbing drinks
  42. [12:39] <darksydephil> anyone else want to spew some nonsense before we get started?
  43. [12:39] <darksydephil> i figure we'll make it easy on the mods by just banning your dumb asses now lol
  44. [12:41] <darksydephil> hotsauceistoohot ive talked about this topic numerous times with full explanations why, you just didn't listen or weren't around and im not going to fully repeat myself just for you
  45. [12:42] <darksydephil> as it is my schedule is working for now so i have no idea how this is your concern either
  46. [12:42] <darksydephil> so how about you just sit back, enjoy the stream and stop being so intrusive?
  47. [19:56] <darksydephil> what an idiot
  48.  
  49. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170703-01 CRASH 3 3RD.LOG
  50. [12:31] <darksydephil> sup everyone
  51. [12:32] <darksydephil> i still dont udnerstand how to 100% thi sgame, everyone says conflicting stuff so
  52. [12:32] <darksydephil> btw we have a new cheer image thanks to Dr Zombius, better late than never
  53. [12:33] <darksydephil> hotsauce does nothing but start shit and try to stir up drama, and nobody cares. so no, he can't come back
  54. [12:33] <darksydephil> and don't bother asking me shit like that, he can ask himself
  55. [12:34] <darksydephil> i dont know anything about it EricEEricson , as ive said hundreds of times, i only pay attention to my own stuff
  56. [12:35] <darksydephil> i already fought the darklurker, remember i just did the DS3 DLC and it's in there as a normal enemy you have to avoid lol
  57. [12:38] <darksydephil> if there really is THIS much hidden stuff i dunno if im going to 100% then
  58. [12:38] <darksydephil> we'll see, i want to play every stage at least once but im not going to spend tons of hours redoing the same shit over and over
  59. [12:40] <darksydephil> um, pasta is actually supposed to be cooked al dente at all times, but I actually overcooked it a bit more than that. so you fail xthewrath93x
  60. [12:40] <darksydephil> ok stream working?
  61. [12:40] <darksydephil> cool ill tweet out then
  62. [12:41] <darksydephil> ok just tweeted
  63. [12:41] <darksydephil> brb
  64. [12:42] <darksydephil> btw if anyone cheers you'll see a new popup notification, its pretty sweet
  65. [12:45] <darksydephil> hilarious
  66. [12:46] <darksydephil> enjoy your timeout asshole
  67. [12:47] <darksydephil> the stream did start 20 minutes ago
  68. [12:48] <darksydephil> time to flush the turd lol
  69.  
  70. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170703-02 DANGANRONPA 2 4TH.LOG
  71. [19:25] <darksydephil> sup
  72. [19:25] <darksydephil> setting up on my end
  73. [19:31] <darksydephil> you dare watch another streamer?
  74. [19:31] <darksydephil> PERMANENT BANHAMMER!
  75. [19:33] <darksydephil> okay, is the stream working?
  76. [19:33] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet that we're live
  77. [19:37] <darksydephil> okay i tweeted, time to head to the loveseat lol
  78.  
  79. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170704-01 ID4 INJUSTICE 2 & TEKKEN 7.LOG
  80. [12:30] <darksydephil> hello all
  81. [12:32] <darksydephil> the order is injustice 2, then tekken 7. tonight its usf2 on 2nd stream
  82. [12:32] <darksydephil> unless people overwhelmingly demand otherwise
  83. [12:32] <darksydephil> im not getting the dlcs
  84. [12:32] <darksydephil> ollyorange : becuase i dont have money to blow
  85. [12:34] <darksydephil> i have no idea what the dlcs cost, but i can put any funds to better use than to play a character once and never again
  86. [12:35] <darksydephil> im only playing as batman and aquaman today, maybe darkseid, bc thats all i can remember lol. can't even really remember darkseid
  87. [12:37] <darksydephil> okay stream working?
  88. [12:37] <darksydephil> ill tweet that we're live
  89. [12:37] <darksydephil> ok brb, grabbing drinks
  90. [12:38] <darksydephil> no, its only noon here. im having chicken burgers later but no grill, i dont have one
  91. [12:44] <darksydephil> oh my god
  92. [12:44] <darksydephil> are we starting already with the bs?
  93. [12:44] <darksydephil> the first thing i see when i sit down is shittalking from idiots lol
  94. [12:46] <darksydephil> okay
  95. [12:46] <darksydephil> everyone ready?
  96.  
  97. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170704-02 ID4 ULTRA SF2 SWITCH 7TH.LOG
  98. [19:17] <darksydephil> yo
  99. [19:21] <darksydephil> setting u pnow
  100. [19:21] <darksydephil> its always like that with fighting games
  101. [19:22] <darksydephil> yup stupid "stream monster" idiots gotta come on and shit all over the place
  102. [19:25] <darksydephil> its part fact, part act. like im not THAT ANGRY most of the time if i lose. i realize online play is shit
  103. [19:25] <darksydephil> but i let that innate anger just explode and people react to it lol
  104. [19:25] <darksydephil> most people wont' do that on a stream because they want people to come back and watch them constantly play that same game to make money etc
  105. [19:26] <darksydephil> i dont care, because i dont only play one kind of game. i can shit on USF2 tonight and play it again in a week
  106. [19:26] <darksydephil> if i ONLY plays USF2 and shat on it constantly, that wouldn't work lol
  107. [19:26] <darksydephil> you do notice though, i will quit games i hate. like SFV. i'm never playing that piece of shit again
  108. [19:29] <darksydephil> ive been covering fighting games since the launch of SFIV. and ive never changed. its the viewing audience that did
  109. [19:29] <darksydephil> i won't suck a game dev's dick over a game to get more people to watch lol
  110. [19:30] <darksydephil> it was like 300 idiots from 4chan coming in here
  111. [19:30] <darksydephil> they didn't even understand fighting games lol
  112. [19:30] <darksydephil> the dregs of society
  113. [19:34] <darksydephil> holy fuck, i can do all the gief combos now
  114. [19:34] <darksydephil> lol
  115.  
  116. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170705-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 1ST.LOG
  117. [12:26] <darksydephil> um, this isn't a redemption run
  118. [12:26] <darksydephil> so stop this shit already, because im not gonna have drama-filled debates
  119. [12:26] <darksydephil> im here to play a game and have fun, and the only guarantee is no dick lightningin spam
  120. [12:27] <darksydephil> anybody bitching about stream chat interaction in a stream where ive been massively interacting with chat since March can be shown the door right now lol
  121. [12:29] <darksydephil> yes i got your intro thirdeyethethird 'no worries
  122. [12:29] <darksydephil> Onoderalost im not sure, i may summon, i may not, i may do pvp, i may not
  123. [12:30] <darksydephil> gwent
  124. [12:30] <darksydephil> to play the game and have fun?
  125. [12:30] <darksydephil> and to not dick lightning cheese like i did the first run
  126. [12:30] <darksydephil> plus they changed the game in this version
  127. [12:30] <darksydephil> Leonaras : in 2 months
  128. [12:30] <darksydephil> see you in september
  129. [12:31] <darksydephil> wow apparently 2 people subbed at like 9 in the morning
  130. [12:31] <darksydephil> nice!
  131. [12:33] <darksydephil> ok got some fanart to add and then we'll get started
  132. [12:34] <darksydephil> ratchefan12 : closet homosexuals probably. can't fess up to their own sexuality, ashamed of it. Men who are confident in their sexuality don't care if other guys are shirtless
  133. [12:34] <darksydephil> i mean fuck, i watch wrestling every week and im not triggered by dozens of shirtless guys
  134. [12:35] <darksydephil> okay stream starting now
  135. [12:36] <darksydephil> 4 thousand pixels you can't see
  136. [12:37] <darksydephil> i like how Dead ambrose went off script on commentary this week and tore into teh Great Balls of Fire ppv name, he was like "who the hell named it that? it's it the stupidest thing ever?" and the other commentators were dead silent
  137. [12:37] <darksydephil> DEAN ambrose, not dead
  138. [12:38] <darksydephil> no games today, it's only serious business
  139. [12:39] <darksydephil> if your first comment is a bitch comment, you can enjoy a time out lol
  140. [12:40] <darksydephil> im trying to remember, this is the one with the giant dead king you fight, right? dont remember if he was optional or not
  141. [12:41] <darksydephil> i do remember this one has a bajillion fucking skeletons and tons of optional orders you can complete it in
  142. [12:41] <darksydephil> stream working?
  143. [12:41] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet that we're live
  144. [12:48] <darksydephil> it stands for Kicked Out of stream chat for being a worthless turd
  145. [15:29] <darksydephil> im back
  146. [15:29] <darksydephil> enjoy the ban nexx lol
  147. [17:21] <darksydephil> i love it when you braindead trolling idiots show up for dark souls streams
  148. [17:21] <darksydephil> the only downside is we get legitimately nice people who get turned off by the morons
  149. [17:21] <darksydephil> and i can't moderate because im playing the game
  150. [17:22] <darksydephil> yeah i saw that Zordon666
  151. [17:22] <darksydephil> the guy was just being nice and the fuckwads didn't like that one bit
  152. [17:22] <darksydephil> hopefully he'll come back
  153. [17:23] <darksydephil> okay time to upload these videos, see you guys tonight
  154.  
  155. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170705-02 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 2ND.LOG
  156. [19:27] <darksydephil> whose ready for more?
  157. [19:27] <darksydephil> oops that should have been who's not whose
  158. [19:34] <darksydephil> stream starting now
  159. [19:39] <darksydephil> stream working?
  160. [19:40] <darksydephil> okay ill tweet
  161. [19:41] <darksydephil> yeah someone on stream earlier was saying hter ewas an audio delay, but i checked the vids and they're fine
  162. [19:41] <darksydephil> so any delay must have been a twitch issue
  163. [22:01] <darksydephil> great stream folks! tons of progress
  164. [22:01] <darksydephil> i seriously hope theres a bonfire here lol
  165. [22:01] <darksydephil> okay well, a shortcut back works too
  166. [22:01] <darksydephil> hopefully its close,
  167. [22:01] <darksydephil> yeah that would pretty much erase my progress mouse lol
  168. [22:01] <darksydephil> no thanks
  169. [22:02] <darksydephil> okay see you all tomorrow, thanks for a great night stream
  170.  
  171. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170706-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 3RD.LOG
  172. [12:30] <darksydephil> hello folks
  173. [12:30] <darksydephil> stream going live now
  174. [12:32] <darksydephil> hope i can get power stance today
  175. [12:32] <darksydephil> guess we'll see
  176. [12:33] <darksydephil> DreamVoyagerF : yes. Happy Birthday Mr Lion
  177. [12:35] <darksydephil> whoa!
  178. [12:35] <darksydephil> thanks MsMonique ! We didnt even start yet haha
  179. [12:35] <darksydephil> last giant is dead, so is the dragonrider
  180. [12:36] <darksydephil> right now im in the stupid shipyard area that sucks ass
  181. [12:36] <darksydephil> i seriously hate this area from the first game
  182. [12:36] <darksydephil> and i only have one estus left lol
  183. [12:36] <darksydephil> using a torch means no shield
  184. [12:37] <darksydephil> ill probably give it a shot if it doesn't majorly interfere with other stuff
  185. [12:37] <darksydephil> i.e. if it releases before my time off. if during, theres pretty much no point
  186. [12:37] <darksydephil> okay stream working everyone?
  187. [12:37] <darksydephil> cool let me tweet
  188. [12:44] <darksydephil> theres an animated salt emote? lol
  189. [12:44] <darksydephil> i didnt even know you could make animated emotes
  190. [12:44] <darksydephil> derich it sure sounds that way
  191. [12:45] <darksydephil> i guess you can tell theres hype when we're getting in good cheers and i haven't said a word yet lol
  192. [12:45] <darksydephil> later Derich
  193. [17:05] <darksydephil> there is no rule to any of this shit, it's all an "honor code" by online idiots who think it actually makes them have a bigger dick if they artificially increase dificulty in something
  194. [17:05] <darksydephil> luckily i dont give a shit about appeasing those said idiots
  195. [17:06] <darksydephil> EricEEricson : its not hard to unplug the ethernet cable
  196. [17:07] <darksydephil> by the way, im pretty close to finding the blacksmith that makes the boss weapons, aren't i?
  197. [17:08] <darksydephil> i remember it being in this area bc those bugs are coming up
  198. [17:08] <darksydephil> I BETTER NOT GET HER FUCKING KILLED THIS TIMEi also better not kill the old man in the chair so i can fight darklurker lol
  199. [17:09] <darksydephil> Zahvone pink lemonade was my fave flavor, also fruit punch and the lemon lime one. i hated the blue one
  200. [17:09] <darksydephil> and watermelon too, tasted fake
  201. [17:10] <darksydephil> i dunno, i only had the pink before
  202. [17:11] <darksydephil> igoturcorona i might see it during my time off actually
  203. [17:17] <darksydephil> i think theres an option you have to turn off
  204. [17:17] <darksydephil> about Vodcasting
  205.  
  206. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170706-02 CRASH 3 4TH.LOG
  207. [19:26] <darksydephil> yo
  208. [19:26] <darksydephil> setting up now
  209. [19:26] <darksydephil> actually doing the dsii vids playlist first, then starting this tream
  210. [19:26] <darksydephil> stream
  211. [19:27] <darksydephil> dude twitter is astoundingly fun right now
  212. [19:27] <darksydephil> its like every braindead idiot is crying in unison
  213. [19:27] <darksydephil> its cool Derich
  214. [19:30] <darksydephil> probably once the sub expires
  215. [19:31] <darksydephil> they've mass reported me a ton of times
  216. [19:32] <darksydephil> im not breaking any rules of anything so its just more wasted time, Twitch just blows it off
  217. [19:32] <darksydephil> that....is some name isukfartsoutofaskunksass
  218. [19:32] <darksydephil> just some leftovers Derich, nothing special
  219. [19:32] <darksydephil> Zahvone copyright of what?
  220. [19:33] <darksydephil> yeah i own it and am renewing it, but its a moot point. if anybody else tried to get it, they have to provide a long running history of making gameplay videos and being called darksydephil, which they can't
  221. [19:34] <darksydephil> even if they paid to get the trademark, if they tried to do anything legally with it, they'd be stripped of it lol
  222. [19:35] <darksydephil> exactly Zahvone. it would be utterly useless. they'd actually pay a minimum of $500 or more to get a trademark they'd lose the instant they tried to do anything with it, because it can't be upheld in a court of law
  223. [19:37] <darksydephil> ok starting up stream now
  224. [19:41] <darksydephil> okay, stream working?
  225. [19:42] <darksydephil> ok great, tweeting it out now
  226. [19:44] <darksydephil> you wont get a straight answer from this chat lol
  227. [19:44] <darksydephil> I'm actually Muppet Man, which explains a lot
  228. [19:45] <darksydephil> ShyGuysaysHi i dont play full games outside of work, just some mobile game stuff on iphone
  229. [19:45] <darksydephil> ok let me swap over to my loveseat
  230. [22:01] <darksydephil> good night everybody!!!
  231. [22:01] <darksydephil> great day today!
  232.  
  233. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170707-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 4TH+EMERGENCY.LOG
  234. [12:28] <darksydephil> hello everyone
  235. [12:30] <darksydephil> well i was in the woods yesterday which isn't the sentinels
  236. [12:30] <darksydephil> ugh im sneezing already! damned allergies
  237. [12:32] <darksydephil> okay stream going live in a moment here, just gotta tweak 1-2 things
  238. [12:37] <darksydephil> did it update now?
  239. [12:37] <darksydephil> apparently it errored out the first time i tried
  240. [12:38] <darksydephil> ok are we good? is the stream working?
  241. [12:39] <darksydephil> ok im going to tweet
  242. [12:41] <darksydephil> ok i tweeted and holy crap, thanks MsMonique !
  243. [12:42] <darksydephil> LOL
  244. [12:42] <darksydephil> i clicked a tweet and it played audio i guess
  245. [12:42] <darksydephil> i didnt hear it myself, my speakers are muted
  246. [12:42] <darksydephil> that was trump and putin
  247. [12:43] <darksydephil> wassap all, i see many rolling into stream chat!
  248. [12:43] <darksydephil> just getting my laptop set up here
  249. [12:45] <darksydephil> isnt there a way to make the invisible guys visible in this forest im in? i remember a bell or something
  250. [12:45] <darksydephil> oh wtf
  251. [12:46] <darksydephil> i remember something in that misty part of the woods, an NPC that gives a quest for something great and sells good shit, but i didnt find them yet
  252. [12:46] <darksydephil> the problem is you can't target the fuckers, and my build doesn't have big sweeping strikes to hit them
  253. [17:02] <darksydephil> ok everyone
  254. [17:03] <darksydephil> dont go anywhere folks
  255. [17:03] <darksydephil> im about to stream
  256.  
  257. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170707-02 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 5TH.LOG
  258. [19:46] <darksydephil> hey everyone
  259. [19:46] <darksydephil> just finished eating so ill be setting up shortly
  260. [19:50] <darksydephil> i didnt get subway, i got a chicken sandwich and nuggets at wendys
  261. [19:50] <darksydephil> didnt have time to wait for them to make shit for me at subway
  262. [19:55] <darksydephil> okay setting up now
  263. [19:56] <darksydephil> LOL
  264. [19:56] <darksydephil> i like that
  265. [19:58] <darksydephil> evening all
  266. [19:58] <darksydephil> since i cant upload to YT ill leave the stuff archived here for now, but hopefully this false copyright shit gets fixed soon
  267. [19:59] <darksydephil> slowbeef looks, acts, and probably smells like a piece of shit. so yeah lol
  268. [20:00] <darksydephil> random? the guy shits on me constantly, he did so today after i told everyone about the strikes
  269. [20:01] <darksydephil> positive, not really. i just sent out a shitton of messages to people and am hoping for a positive outcome
  270. [20:02] <darksydephil> okay i just tweeted, give me a sec to use the restroom and then we'll get started
  271. [20:02] <darksydephil> ill give an update on everything
  272. [20:05] <darksydephil> oh shit
  273. [20:05] <darksydephil> i didnt update the stream
  274. [20:05] <darksydephil> give me a sec
  275. [20:06] <darksydephil> it still says IRL
  276. [20:07] <darksydephil> ugh just sneezed. fucking allergies
  277. [20:07] <darksydephil> ok is the stream name correct now?
  278. [22:11] <darksydephil> the best part is that these idiots don't realize that sok viewbot everything they do, including their own streams and YT channels lol
  279.  
  280. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170708-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 6TH.LOG
  281. [12:20] <darksydephil> hey everyone
  282. [12:20] <darksydephil> fyi im running behind, no surprise after last night
  283. [12:20] <darksydephil> ill be back in a few minutes and start setting up
  284. [12:20] <darksydephil> today should be interesting, not nearly enough sleep and kind of loopy trying to play dark souls ii lol
  285. [12:22] <darksydephil> ok brb
  286. [12:38] <darksydephil> okay
  287. [12:38] <darksydephil> im setting up now
  288. [12:39] <darksydephil> im tired as hell, thats pretty much an accurate description
  289. [12:39] <darksydephil> would have been nice to fall asleep before around 6:30am when i finally passed out
  290. [12:41] <darksydephil> the only update i have Nich2440 is exactly what you'd expect from youtube, and ill talk about it as the stream starts
  291. [12:42] <darksydephil> this has nothing to do with pent up energy, come on now
  292. [12:42] <darksydephil> its obviously a stress related issue
  293. [12:43] <darksydephil> okay starting up the stream
  294. [12:45] <darksydephil> hopefully we have mods today
  295. [12:45] <darksydephil> i predict tons of trolling after last night
  296. [12:46] <darksydephil> may have to go sub only if it gets bad enough
  297. [12:46] <darksydephil> thanks gamemaster2003isdead
  298. [12:46] <darksydephil> ok brb gonna grab drinks
  299. [12:57] <darksydephil> Goldencolts : were you here last night?
  300. [12:57] <darksydephil> that was pretty much all i did last night, pound the enemies with drumsticks hahaha
  301. [12:57] <darksydephil> i beat two bosses like a goddamn drum
  302.  
  303. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170709-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 7TH.LOG
  304. [11:24] <darksydephil> settting up
  305. [11:24] <darksydephil> of course!
  306. [11:24] <darksydephil> wait a minute
  307. [11:25] <darksydephil> did i already get a 2400 cheer? wow!
  308. [11:25] <darksydephil> well we have good news and bad news today, ill discuss on prestream
  309. [11:29] <darksydephil> nice, i got new fanart!
  310. [11:30] <darksydephil> yes
  311. [11:32] <darksydephil> blue_blur64 : monetization, no. but id lose my partnership and be banned from any others. so its just as bad
  312. [11:32] <darksydephil> id have to wait until like, October to be repartnered
  313. [11:34] <darksydephil> wow even MORE fanart
  314. [11:34] <darksydephil> i just added it
  315. [11:35] <darksydephil> 2 new fanarts today
  316. [11:37] <darksydephil> actually stuart my pc can stream 1080p/60fps but i can't both capture AND stream simultaneously without massive frame drops. i think what most Twitch streamers do is just auto-archive the streams and dump them raw onto youtube, but i dont do that. i split into parts etc
  317. [11:37] <darksydephil> stream working fore verone?
  318. [11:37] <darksydephil> wtf
  319. [11:38] <darksydephil> lets try that again
  320. [11:38] <darksydephil> stream working for everyone?
  321. [11:39] <darksydephil> stuart: youtube lets you stream at unlimited bandwidth, so i could stream at 9k AND record at 9k quality. Twitch only allows 6k, so forcing the CPU to encode at two completely different bitrates simultaneously is what kills it
  322. [11:44] <darksydephil> your bowels had better be ready! lol
  323. [18:08] <darksydephil> hold up
  324. [18:08] <darksydephil> guess what all?
  325. [18:08] <darksydephil> got a new response from Curse
  326. [18:08] <darksydephil> after showing them all the info and that the claims came from a gmail account, they believe the claims are 100% bogus too
  327. [18:09] <darksydephil> they said to file counter notifications, but also keep following up with ROckstar to see if they'll intervene
  328. [18:09] <darksydephil> but the good news is, obviously Curse won't drop me if we both think the stirkes are bogus
  329.  
  330. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170710-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 8TH.LOG
  331. [11:24] <darksydephil> hello everyone
  332. [11:24] <darksydephil> im obviously running a bit behind, writing a few emails in celebration of today's news
  333. [11:34] <darksydephil> why swedish fish? lol
  334. [11:40] <darksydephil> okay
  335. [11:40] <darksydephil> is the stream working everyone?
  336. [11:41] <darksydephil> what a day today shall be
  337. [11:41] <darksydephil> time to tweet that we're live
  338. [11:46] <darksydephil> i seriously can't believe youtube removed the strikes like this
  339. [11:46] <darksydephil> its the first time ever they've admitted fault
  340. [11:46] <darksydephil> and done something right
  341. [11:46] <darksydephil> is this a sign of....change?!?
  342. [11:47] <darksydephil> you guys have no idea. this is one of the best days in my entire run doing this as a job
  343. [11:47] <darksydephil> by far
  344. [11:48] <darksydephil> nah we honestly need a new intro
  345. [11:48] <darksydephil> no more dick lighting, now powerstance madness
  346. [11:49] <darksydephil> thanks MsMonique !
  347. [11:49] <darksydephil> fyi i got your messages and will respond tonight
  348. [15:41] <darksydephil> its legit, they also sent an email
  349. [17:19] <darksydephil> the trolls are so salty
  350. [17:19] <darksydephil> they're forming conspiracy theories about it
  351. [17:19] <darksydephil> like I lied about the Atlus strike and the rockstar strikes to make money
  352. [17:20] <darksydephil> they just posted a thread on Neogaf about it, with zero evidence of anything
  353.  
  354. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170710-02 CRASH 3 5TH FINALE.LOG
  355. [19:11] <darksydephil> sorry i didnt update the schedule
  356. [19:11] <darksydephil> it's Crash 3 at 7:30pm
  357. [19:33] <darksydephil> anyone here?
  358. [19:34] <darksydephil> cool, sup guys
  359. [19:34] <darksydephil> stream will be live shortly
  360. [19:36] <darksydephil> stream should be live, right?
  361. [19:37] <darksydephil> ok cool
  362. [21:59] <darksydephil> whoa we had 400 viewers?
  363. [21:59] <darksydephil> thats surprising
  364. [21:59] <darksydephil> Lucifarrow i know right? its almost like karma or something.
  365. [21:59] <darksydephil> because im pretty sure i didnt orchestrate copyright strikes myself lol
  366.  
  367. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170711-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 9TH.LOG
  368. [11:28] <darksydephil> hello folks
  369. [11:29] <darksydephil> good, setting up the stream no
  370. [11:29] <darksydephil> now
  371. [11:31] <darksydephil> wassap kekon
  372. [11:34] <darksydephil> how did you lose it Zahvone ?
  373. [11:34] <darksydephil> so it was just random tehn
  374. [11:34] <darksydephil> then
  375. [11:34] <darksydephil> at least not a hacker or something
  376. [11:35] <darksydephil> zahvone i appreciate that! But ill be having time off starting tomorrow, wont return to stream until sunday at the earliest
  377. [11:36] <darksydephil> stream working well all?
  378. [11:36] <darksydephil> the conclusion of crash was equally fun and frustrating lol
  379. [11:37] <darksydephil> i was a bit tired so i was dying more than id like to have been but i got it done, saw the real ending
  380. [11:37] <darksydephil> i did everything yes, i just didnt get the fastest times in every time trial
  381. [11:38] <darksydephil> lame trolls already
  382. [11:38] <darksydephil> ok let me tweet out
  383. [11:38] <darksydephil> ok brb, grabbing drinks
  384. [11:47] <darksydephil> ok let me help you with that
  385.  
  386. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170711-02 DANGANRONPA 2 5TH.LOG
  387. [19:29] <darksydephil> hello!
  388. [19:30] <darksydephil> setting up now
  389. [19:31] <darksydephil> soooo whats sad right now, is youtube ad revenue. its been halved for the summer, as always. im getting the same views i had the last 2 months and making 50% as much daily. what a great website
  390. [19:31] <darksydephil> here's hoping it really picks up once new releases hit in august and september
  391. [19:32] <darksydephil> Twitch, however, remains good as none of that stuff matters here lol
  392. [19:32] <darksydephil> yeah
  393. [19:32] <darksydephil> theres nothing to stop Atlus from making the same mistake all over again
  394. [19:33] <darksydephil> since there was no logical reason for them to do it the first time
  395. [19:36] <darksydephil> ok stream starting up in a sec
  396. [19:38] <darksydephil> youtube would need an actual human to implement a change like that, but its all run by algorithms and bots now
  397. [19:38] <darksydephil> SanguineNite
  398. [19:38] <darksydephil> youtube lost around 50% of their advertiser base
  399. [19:39] <darksydephil> most of their remaining advertisers are US based
  400. [19:39] <darksydephil> they used to have WAY more international ads but they all got pulled
  401. [19:40] <darksydephil> it just started like 2 minutes ago so
  402. [19:42] <darksydephil> youtube gaming doesn't even exist lol
  403. [19:42] <darksydephil> okay let me tweet that we're live and we'll get staretd
  404.  
  405. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170712 VACATION DAY 1.LOG
  406. [18:34] <darksydephil> i will now sorry
  407. [18:35] <darksydephil> thanks, scheduel is fixed
  408. [18:35] <darksydephil> !schedule
  409.  
  410. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170713 VACATION DAY 2.LOG
  411. [12:02] <darksydephil> test
  412. [12:02] <darksydephil> wow is twitch completely messed up today? good thing im not using it lol
  413. [12:09] <darksydephil> dspCowboy
  414.  
  415. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170714 VACATION DAY 3.LOG
  416.  
  417. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170715 VACATION DAY 4.LOG
  418.  
  419. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170716 VACATION DAY 5.LOG
  420.  
  421. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170717-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 10TH.LOG
  422. [12:21] <darksydephil> hello everyone!
  423. [12:25] <darksydephil> ok setting up now
  424. [12:27] <darksydephil> people still play SFV because they're mindless sheep. they have to buy into what's popular and Capcom needs to push it because they literally have nothing else to sell right now in the realm of fighters. so the peripheral companies, streamers and everyone will keep pushing the golden turd to keep Capcom fighters alive despite it being the worst one in competitive history. it's a pathetic situation
  425. [12:28] <darksydephil> yup i heard about TOkido winning
  426. [12:29] <darksydephil> it seems like i took the perfect time off
  427. [12:29] <darksydephil> i missed multiple days of twitch being messed up, whether it was intentional or not lol
  428. [12:30] <darksydephil> theres my opinion
  429. [12:32] <darksydephil> Kinggoken its just becuase its the last vid i uploaded on saturday and nothing since then, thats all
  430. [12:32] <darksydephil> the mongoloids all pile their toxic shit on whatever video is the last i upload
  431. [12:34] <darksydephil> good to hear that EVO still has no idea how to properly schedule time for their finals all this time later lol. things never change
  432. [12:34] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet that we're live, then grab some drinks
  433.  
  434. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170717-02 ULTRA SF2 SWITCH 8TH.LOG
  435. [19:25] <darksydephil> okay
  436. [19:25] <darksydephil> hello all
  437. [19:25] <darksydephil> setting up now, actually adding the DSII vids to playlist first
  438. [19:31] <darksydephil> okay stream will be starting shortly
  439. [19:34] <darksydephil> info updated
  440. [21:24] <darksydephil> because he's a piece of shit
  441. [21:24] <darksydephil> pretty simple concept lol
  442.  
  443. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170718-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 11TH.LOG
  444. [12:25] <darksydephil> hello everyone
  445. [12:26] <darksydephil> i just updated the stream info, did it work?
  446. [12:27] <darksydephil> okay good
  447. [12:27] <darksydephil> so the destiny 2 beta is a huge flop on ps4 lol
  448. [12:27] <darksydephil> entire thing doesn't work, everyone just gets the same error code
  449. [12:28] <darksydephil> for 2 hours running now
  450. [12:28] <darksydephil> now i have to wonder about tomorrow on xbox one for me
  451. [12:28] <darksydephil> oh it finally started working TaurusOxford ? how long did it take? twitter has over 52k tweets about it not working lol
  452. [12:29] <darksydephil> well good, that makes me feel better about tomorrow then
  453. [12:30] <darksydephil> danielsvenson2 : you don't pay much attention, do you? I'm playing on Xbox One and that doesn't launch until tomorrow
  454. [12:30] <darksydephil> because the viewer provided an xbox one code?
  455. [12:32] <darksydephil> just be happy i didnt say i wanted to rip your head off and slam dunk it like a basketball. apparently my SJW stalkers got triggered last night lol
  456. [12:33] <darksydephil> luckily Twitch doesn't take them seriously. these assholes mass report me daily for every little thing hoping they'll ban me from here for no apparent reason
  457. [12:34] <darksydephil> KushiYakitori : last night someone was using lag tactics in USF2 and i got REALLY enraged, and said i'd like to rip their head off and slam dunk it like a basketball. so the SOK mass reported me on twitch for it LOL
  458. [12:35] <darksydephil> see here's the thing
  459. [12:35] <darksydephil> they've mass reported me so much and "cried wolf" that they've completely lost any power to actually legitimately report me for anything
  460. [12:35] <darksydephil> twitch doesn't care because they know these kids do it daily
  461. [12:35] <darksydephil> and its always bullshit
  462. [12:36] <darksydephil> lol
  463. [12:36] <darksydephil> so their channel got shut down, is back up, i had nothing to do with it, but they're taking it out on me? that's some high level intellect there
  464. [12:39] <darksydephil> okay is the stream working?
  465. [12:39] <darksydephil> okay ill tweet that we're live
  466. [12:41] <darksydephil> ok brb, grabbing drinks
  467. [12:41] <darksydephil> then we'll get started
  468. [12:46] <darksydephil> um in 6 feet tall
  469. [12:46] <darksydephil> did that guy really make a height joke about me???
  470. [12:46] <darksydephil> lol
  471. [12:47] <darksydephil> damn i think i need to power down my ps4
  472. [12:47] <darksydephil> its giving me that error wher eit thinks im trying to eject a disc
  473. [17:35] <darksydephil> Jessica_Parker , instead of talking out of your ass, why don't you actually ask a twitch mod about what is and isn't allowed on streams
  474. [17:35] <darksydephil> because i did. and what i do IS allowed.
  475. [17:36] <darksydephil> or else i'd have been banned a LONG time ago'
  476. [17:36] <darksydephil> um, ive talked to a REAL twitch mod via their email system
  477. [17:37] <darksydephil> what isn't allowed is specifically asking for people to give bits for a certain reason. so like saying "i need to buy a game, please send me $60 in bits today" etc
  478. [17:37] <darksydephil> or demanding people pay you bits in order to stream etc
  479. [17:37] <darksydephil> you can mention bits. they exist, it's not supposed to be kept a huge secret
  480. [17:38] <darksydephil> and in fact, when it comes to tips, you can do whatever you want. tips are outside of the bit system and you can literally say or do whatever in regards to them
  481. [17:38] <darksydephil> twitch has no say over what you do with tips since its not part of their business model
  482. [17:39] <darksydephil> Jessica_Parker are you retarded or something? i just laid out factual discussion from a real conversation with twitch mods and your response is "kettle meet pot." No, really, are you slow?
  483. [17:39] <darksydephil> Skooma: asking for tips is actually fine, I've confirmed it. I have it in writing lol. but I wouldn't specifically ask for tips anyway in the manner that's not allowed for bits
  484. [17:40] <darksydephil> simply saying you can support a stream by cheering with bits, subbing or tipping and that it helps stuff out is 100% allowed and always has been. or else how the fuck would viewers even know that they exist?
  485. [17:40] <darksydephil> these dumbfuck kids are just that: dumb as fuck. they don't understand that the world isn't black and white and that things are subjective. im not on here constantly begging nonstop for money. that's what twitch doesn't want: people holding viewers over the fire to pay them for stuff
  486. [17:42] <darksydephil> doritoslayerz : what that means is, you can't use bits as e-currency for transactions. you can't ask someone for $60 in bits and then send them a game, for example.
  487. [17:42] <darksydephil> if someone is just sending you bits as a donation/tip, then it's 100% allowed and yes, you can even call it your business. but you can't PURCHASE things legally with bits
  488. [17:43] <darksydephil> the problem is, kids aren't smart enough to read legalese and understand what it means because none of them have an IQ high enough
  489. [17:43] <darksydephil> and yes, i'm well aware that a lot of people who constantly false report me are adults. but they have pea brains of children lol
  490. [17:44] <darksydephil> anyway im off to eat dinner
  491. [17:44] <darksydephil> enough of that dumbass
  492.  
  493. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170718-02 DANGANRONPA 2 6TH.LOG
  494. [19:31] <darksydephil> um
  495. [19:31] <darksydephil> ...
  496. [19:32] <darksydephil> it's obvious two chatters are having a disagreement of some sort
  497. [19:32] <darksydephil> i also just got here
  498. [19:33] <darksydephil> so how about everyone cuts it out so i can get the stream started lol
  499. [19:35] <darksydephil> i dunno whats happening, but im starting the stream
  500. [19:39] <darksydephil> no problem MythStorm24
  501. [19:39] <darksydephil> we're good? I will tweet that we're live and then get started w/talking etc
  502. [19:39] <darksydephil> ok brb tweet time
  503.  
  504. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170719-01 DESTINY 2 BETA.LOG
  505. [12:22] <darksydephil> soon
  506. [12:22] <darksydephil> fucking idiot
  507. [12:24] <darksydephil> yeah im definitely interested in pvp
  508. [12:25] <darksydephil> Danganronpa 2 was actually great last night, i loved the story developments
  509. [12:28] <darksydephil> setting up now
  510. [12:28] <darksydephil> i KNOW this is only 30fps so ill be streaming at 1080p today lol
  511. [12:31] <darksydephil> oh damn, apparently the beta has an update that triggered overnight, let me get that going now
  512. [12:33] <darksydephil> thanks GriffinBox !
  513. [12:33] <darksydephil> okay the update was finy, good
  514. [12:33] <darksydephil> tiny that is
  515. [12:33] <darksydephil> time to get the stream going
  516. [12:38] <darksydephil> okay, are we good? stream working?
  517. [12:38] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet that we're live thanks
  518.  
  519. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170719-02 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 12TH.LOG
  520. [19:25] <darksydephil> nobody here lol
  521. [19:28] <darksydephil> im at the third bonfire of the old iron king dlc
  522. [19:30] <darksydephil> stream working?
  523. [19:31] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet that we're live then
  524. [19:33] <darksydephil> i know, you should really blame Nintendo for that since they're not releasing any good games on it
  525. [19:34] <darksydephil> ARMS was boring after 2 days, as i predicted it would be
  526. [19:34] <darksydephil> splatoon 2 looks awful
  527. [19:34] <darksydephil> next game is mario x rabbids
  528. [19:34] <darksydephil> then the new mario title nd thats it for this year
  529. [19:35] <darksydephil> xenoblade 2 is like, a non entity lol. great for fans but that's a niche title for sure
  530. [19:35] <darksydephil> "i bought this mainstream game console to sit around and play indie games on exclusively" said nobody
  531. [19:36] <darksydephil> pokken tournament was out in march 2016 lol
  532.  
  533. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170720-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 13TH.LOG
  534. [12:27] <darksydephil> hello all
  535. [12:28] <darksydephil> setting up now, live shortly
  536. [12:28] <darksydephil> that would depend on when its out and how you get access to it jack
  537. [12:30] <darksydephil> whoa thanks MsMonique !
  538. [12:30] <darksydephil> a good start. yesterday sucked, nobody really cared about Destiny 2 and it ended up being incredibly underwhelming
  539. [12:34] <darksydephil> what do you mean? all the YouTube and Twitch hype hounds are saying Destiny 2 is great! Looking forward to the tens of thousands of dollars they'll be pulling in from idiots who watch them play the crappiest most generic game lol
  540. [12:35] <darksydephil> tulliuscicero25 like i just said, idiots. there's no short supply of them
  541. [12:35] <darksydephil> they'll sit there watching generic garbage but hate on genuinely interesting stuff
  542. [12:35] <darksydephil> they're like fucking cows chewing their cud lol
  543. [12:36] <darksydephil> tulliuscicero25 : pretty much anything but destiny 2
  544. [12:37] <darksydephil> like i said in my final video, i refuse to give Bungie money for that phoned in crap. ill only play Destiny 2 if someone donates it
  545. [12:37] <darksydephil> talk about a fucking game studio that puts in zero effort and makes tons of money off it, what a joke. no talent fucks when theres TONS of other studios out there with massive talent busting their ass and struggling to make it
  546. [12:38] <darksydephil> stream working for everyone?
  547. [12:38] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet it out
  548. [12:38] <darksydephil> then grab drinks
  549. [12:39] <darksydephil> yeah i see all the icons too
  550. [12:39] <darksydephil> brb grabbing drinks
  551. [12:39] <darksydephil> LOL my dashboard says im offline
  552. [12:39] <darksydephil> we are still streaming right/
  553. [12:40] <darksydephil> ok its obivous the twitch dashboard is a bit glitchy today
  554. [12:40] <darksydephil> brb
  555. [12:45] <darksydephil> by the way, twitch changed dark mode, text is now white and its bright and annoying arg
  556. [15:22] <darksydephil> LOL
  557. [15:22] <darksydephil> sorry im texting
  558. [15:22] <darksydephil> follow up to the stuff earlier today
  559. [15:23] <darksydephil> ok give me another sec to finish this convo
  560. [15:24] <darksydephil> and then we'll resume sorry all
  561.  
  562. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170720-02 DANGANRONPA 2 7TH.LOG
  563. [19:27] <darksydephil> hello
  564. [19:27] <darksydephil> setting up now
  565. [19:28] <darksydephil> im good, hoping my throat holds out for tonight but i think we're starting a trial really soon
  566. [19:28] <darksydephil> fine. some chicken sausage and macaroni salad, nothign special
  567. [19:31] <darksydephil> wait, no more? crap!
  568. [19:31] <darksydephil> i thoguht it'd be back as evidence
  569. [19:31] <darksydephil> yes, it's the nurse's cooch
  570. [19:35] <darksydephil> ok stream working?
  571. [19:35] <darksydephil> great ill tweet it out then
  572.  
  573. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170721-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 14TH.LOG
  574. [12:23] <darksydephil> sup all
  575. [12:24] <darksydephil> lol what about my car?
  576. [12:24] <darksydephil> uuuuh
  577. [12:25] <darksydephil> they don't even make BMWs that color
  578. [12:25] <darksydephil> if you know about cars, its actually pretty easy to figure out which one i have bc only two models of car come in that particular shade of blue
  579. [12:26] <darksydephil> and its a pretty cheap car
  580. [12:26] <darksydephil> but yeah, sounds like the usual stupidity. yes, i bought TWO cars despite being almost broke. okay then lol
  581. [12:27] <darksydephil> you can't help people from being gullible sheep. just like last night, on twitter after I said Danganronpa 2 is worse than 1 and way too drawn out, idiots starting rumors that im dropping it despite it being on my damn schedule that's publicly listed for tonight's stream
  582. [12:28] <darksydephil> the first half of the trial was great
  583. [12:28] <darksydephil> the second half was convoluted bullshit
  584. [12:28] <darksydephil> as in, WAY too drawn out, way too much dialogue. it actually drained me to even finish it
  585. [12:28] <darksydephil> and thats only the second trial of 6
  586. [12:30] <darksydephil> you are a sub, why are you usinjg a generic emote instead of the real one? lol
  587. [12:32] <darksydephil> Toguro3 : no patrons have withdrawn their pledges. that's just the same idiots talking shit on twitter who don't pledge
  588. [12:33] <darksydephil> pop goes the moron
  589. [12:34] <darksydephil> why?
  590. [12:34] <darksydephil> its fun to kick him in the balls after he's gone
  591. [12:34] <darksydephil> ok stream working for everyone?
  592. [12:35] <darksydephil> do you really think i care what the detractors do? they twist everything into something negative, im not going to pussyfoot around my entire life for fear they'll say or do something because they're going to do it anyway
  593. [12:37] <darksydephil> thanks MsMonique !
  594.  
  595. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170721-02 DANGANRONPA 2 8TH.LOG
  596. [19:25] <darksydephil> hello
  597. [19:25] <darksydephil> i streamed until 11pm yesterday. it went that fucking long
  598. [19:25] <darksydephil> 3+ hour trial
  599. [19:26] <darksydephil> no, i have to end around the usual time tonight as ihave other stuff to do
  600. [19:31] <darksydephil> stream working?
  601. [19:31] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet and then grab a bottle of water
  602.  
  603. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170722-01 DARK SOULS 2 SCHOLAR 15TH FINALE.LOG
  604. [12:30] <darksydephil> hello all
  605. [12:31] <darksydephil> stream going live in just a sec
  606. [12:31] <darksydephil> today MAY be the final day
  607. [12:31] <darksydephil> depends on how long darklurker, ancient dragon, vendrick take etc
  608. [12:31] <darksydephil> its pretty much all bosses today
  609. [12:32] <darksydephil> considering how hard i tried to beat ancient dragon and failed in my first run, this should be interesting
  610. [12:32] <darksydephil> yeah blue_blur64 its like a 4 way tie or some shit
  611. [12:32] <darksydephil> lol
  612. [12:32] <darksydephil> ill see if i can get last minute votes this week
  613. [12:32] <darksydephil> if not i guess it'll really be at my discretion then
  614. [12:33] <darksydephil> Blk_Mage_Ctype nope, never got an email
  615. [12:35] <darksydephil> its gonna be sonic adventure 1 unless theres a crazy rally of votes this week
  616. [12:35] <darksydephil> and im happy with that bc i played the hell out of that game on dreamcast, loved it
  617. [12:35] <darksydephil> the soundtrack, omg
  618. [12:36] <darksydephil> no, i only played like 2 hours of adventure 2 bc it was a pirated copy that was corrupted and the entire game glitched out. i couldn't stop clipping through the egg destroyer mothership lol
  619. [12:36] <darksydephil> well
  620. [12:36] <darksydephil> whatever the ship was
  621. [12:36] <darksydephil> i distincly remember playing at the bat and just clipping through entire levels
  622. [12:36] <darksydephil> AS the bat
  623. [12:37] <darksydephil> btw is the stream working?
  624. [12:37] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet out then
  625. [12:37] <darksydephil> wow i'm close to 40k followers here and i just hit 35k less than a month ago
  626. [12:38] <darksydephil> thats huge growth
  627. [12:38] <darksydephil> i cant wait for new releases to hit, hiopefully we get big audiences. right now downtime stuff is always slow during the summer
  628. [12:39] <darksydephil> ok time to tweet
  629. [12:42] <darksydephil> top cheer reset
  630. [12:42] <darksydephil> brb gonna use the restroom and then start
  631. [12:47] <darksydephil> fuck my water bottle overflowed lol
  632. [12:47] <darksydephil> i opened it and i guess they overpressurizwd it because it eupted
  633. [12:47] <darksydephil> erupted
  634. [12:47] <darksydephil> no i drenched my laptopdesk
  635. [20:57] <darksydephil> !schedule
  636.  
  637. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170723-01 RDR UNDEAD NIGHTMARE 1ST.LOG
  638. [13:29] <darksydephil> hey folks
  639. [13:29] <darksydephil> stream starting in just a sec
  640. [13:33] <darksydephil> angelus, we dont have either of those flavors here lol
  641. [13:33] <darksydephil> so i can't help you
  642. [13:33] <darksydephil> heres its blackberry/raspberry, grape/something, orange/pineapple and kiwi/mango
  643. [13:34] <darksydephil> GreatestStoryNeverTold : they're not, at least in the case of Destiny 2, tons of big streamers were paid to play it all weekend. it got leaked
  644. [13:35] <darksydephil> GreatestStoryNeverTold it's all over twitter. people up in arms that all of twitch is Destiny 2 and then people revealing its bc they got paid lol
  645. [13:35] <darksydephil> and as for Splatoon 2, its not surprising considering its the only new game for the Switch in months.
  646. [13:35] <darksydephil> so of course people will play/cover it
  647. [13:37] <darksydephil> okay is the stream working?
  648. [13:37] <darksydephil> there is no sound, xbox one dashboard has none
  649. [13:38] <darksydephil> okay ill tweet that we're live
  650. [13:40] <darksydephil> purging the chat of morons before we start
  651. [13:40] <darksydephil> good think they spoke up early
  652. [13:41] <darksydephil> yeah, remember when DLCs meant a substantial amount of new content to a game that wasn't already in the base game? lol
  653. [13:41] <darksydephil> it seems Undead Nightmare was one of the last times DLCs were substantial, with the exception being From Software games
  654.  
  655. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170724-01 RDR UNDEAD NIGHTMARE 2ND.LOG
  656. [12:32] <darksydephil> hello all
  657. [12:32] <darksydephil> so inexplicably i need to unplug and replug in my hdmi cord every single time i boot my xbox one
  658. [12:32] <darksydephil> or else i dont get any video out
  659. [12:32] <darksydephil> i have no idea why this is or how to fix it but its done that since launch lol
  660. [12:33] <darksydephil> ok stream starting in a sec
  661. [12:34] <darksydephil> hope you guys have checked out the new merch, i already ordered 2 shirts its so good
  662. [12:37] <darksydephil> stream working?
  663. [12:37] <darksydephil> okay ill tweet that we're live
  664. [12:42] <darksydephil> im running around watering the bamboo plants lol
  665. [12:42] <darksydephil> gonna talk in a sec
  666. [12:44] <darksydephil> im debating getting hamsters again bc theyr'e so easy to take care of
  667. [12:44] <darksydephil> but i dunno
  668. [12:46] <darksydephil> i actually WANT fish but dont you have to clean out hte tank completely periodically? which would be a nightmare to do alone esp. with my back, dont want to reinjure it
  669. [12:46] <darksydephil> but i could be totally wrong, maybe there are pumps etc now that do it for you
  670. [12:47] <darksydephil> see fuck that, i couldn't lift an insanely heavy tank by myself etc its too risky
  671. [12:49] <darksydephil> yeah see, id want a nice tank with a variety of fish taht can live together
  672. [12:49] <darksydephil> i already know what i want, some of those dope cleaner shrimp and stuff
  673. [12:50] <darksydephil> exactly toiletanesthesia i think it'd be calming for the nerves
  674. [17:17] <darksydephil> you're banned
  675. [17:17] <darksydephil> next page
  676. [17:18] <darksydephil> enough of htese retards
  677. [17:18] <darksydephil> the fact is if they're coming here to discuss this they have no reason to use stream chat, because its not for that discussion
  678. [17:18] <darksydephil> let them talk about it on their own fucking social media
  679.  
  680. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170724-02 DANGANRONPA 2 9TH.LOG
  681. [19:29] <darksydephil> setting up now folks
  682. [19:36] <darksydephil> is the stream working?
  683. [19:37] <darksydephil> ok great ill tweet it out
  684. [19:42] <darksydephil> ok gonna use the restroom quick, then well get started
  685. [22:06] <darksydephil> !schedule
  686. [22:09] <darksydephil> thanks, it was a good session
  687. [22:09] <darksydephil> i like when the murders are developing and you're investigating bc it leads to a lot of detective work
  688. [22:19] <darksydephil> yeah i have to agree
  689.  
  690. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170725-01 RDR UNDEAD NIGHTMARE 3RD FINALE.LOG
  691. [12:21] <darksydephil> hello everyone
  692. [12:22] <darksydephil> getting set up now
  693. [12:22] <darksydephil> whoa we're only 101 followers away from 40k, and we just hit 35k a little over a month ago
  694. [12:23] <darksydephil> yeah the follows have been pretty crazy this last month
  695. [12:23] <darksydephil> i just hope these people actually show up for new releases and arent all bots lol
  696. [12:25] <darksydephil> 40k viewers would never happen
  697. [12:25] <darksydephil> but a few thousand for big new releases? ive done it before
  698. [12:25] <darksydephil> and now that im doing cheers/subs/tips i imagine that would blow up
  699. [12:25] <darksydephil> so depending on how far i get today, it'll determine tomorrows stream
  700. [12:26] <darksydephil> i dunno if ill finish up undead nightmare or not
  701. [12:26] <darksydephil> so ill probably put tomorrow to a vote then
  702. [12:27] <darksydephil> either a 2nd Nier run, or Crash 1, or USF2
  703. [12:29] <darksydephil> i played crash 1 2 years ago fyi
  704. [12:29] <darksydephil> and crash 2 last year
  705. [12:29] <darksydephil> so crash 3 this year but of course the collection came out
  706. [12:31] <darksydephil> ok stream working for everyone?
  707.  
  708. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170725-02 DANGANRONPA 2 10TH.LOG
  709. [19:22] <darksydephil> wassap
  710. [19:25] <darksydephil> a message here on twitch?
  711. [19:26] <darksydephil> i dont see it, i recommend you send anything important to [email protected]
  712. [19:26] <darksydephil> i dont use PMs here or on youtube
  713. [19:28] <darksydephil> yup
  714. [19:28] <darksydephil> setting up now, almost ready
  715. [19:28] <darksydephil> should be pretty close tot hte trial, will probably begin it tonight
  716. [19:28] <darksydephil> i have no idea lol
  717. [19:29] <darksydephil> im only playing 2 hours tonight
  718. [19:29] <darksydephil> i have other stuff to do lol
  719. [19:33] <darksydephil> okay stream starting
  720. [19:35] <darksydephil> stream working?
  721. [19:35] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet that we're live
  722. [19:35] <darksydephil> audio needs to be low, this game is insanely loud
  723. [19:44] <darksydephil> holy fuck, that was depressing. just found that i had every single vlog from every single vacation i went on since 2012 besides the first one on this laptop. deleted them all.
  724. [19:45] <darksydephil> yeah all videos are obviously live on the vlogign channel
  725.  
  726. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170726-01 CRASH 1 PS4 1ST.LOG
  727. [12:31] <darksydephil> wassap everybody
  728. [12:32] <darksydephil> well back to crash for the week lol
  729. [12:33] <darksydephil> oh nice, I did hit 40k followers here now!
  730. [12:35] <darksydephil> yes Darkviking159 it actually was so thanks!
  731. [12:35] <darksydephil> ok should be good to go now
  732. [12:40] <darksydephil> okay, stream working for all?
  733. [12:40] <darksydephil> btw how do i get the extra level for crash 1?
  734. [12:41] <darksydephil> is it in the psn store or through the game?
  735. [12:41] <darksydephil> okay i should grab it beforehand then
  736. [12:42] <darksydephil> im not 100% this game lol
  737. [12:42] <darksydephil> fuck all that shit, its hard enough
  738. [12:44] <darksydephil> um
  739. [12:44] <darksydephil> the stormy ascent levle says "purchased" and doesn't let me download it
  740. [12:45] <darksydephil> but i never downloaded or installed it myself
  741. [12:45] <darksydephil> so i dunno
  742. [13:28] <darksydephil> the code is: 323GD-JQETN-FTHD3
  743. [16:56] <darksydephil> notices what?
  744. [16:56] <darksydephil> my mic is off
  745. [16:56] <darksydephil> all you're hearing is the game
  746.  
  747. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170726-02 DANGANRONPA 2 11TH.LOG
  748. [19:29] <darksydephil> lol
  749. [19:29] <darksydephil> sup all, setting up now
  750. [19:30] <darksydephil> oh come on
  751. [19:31] <darksydephil> haven't you ever watched a 7 hour podcast that ends up being 100% full of misinformation and bullshit? i mean, that's a great use of time
  752. [19:31] <darksydephil> its not like lives or jobs should get in the way of 7 straight hours of lies and nonsense. that's time that's meant to be wasted
  753. [19:31] <darksydephil> oh
  754. [19:32] <darksydephil> im referring to a 7 hour podcast that my detractors did a few months back in response to my leaving machinima and testing the waters with a new partnership company. they had "guests" on claiming to work for said company etc. when in the end, I never even WORKED with that company. It was 7 completely wasted hours lol
  755. [19:32] <darksydephil> of course they'd never admit that, they still to this day spin crazy conspiracy theories that i worked with that company so they dont look like complete fucking morons
  756. [19:34] <darksydephil> im sure there are probably tons of conspiracies right now about stuff like, what i did during my time off etc lol
  757. [19:35] <darksydephil> i was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. true story.
  758. [19:37] <darksydephil> im obviously to blame for the transgender ban on the US military, i mean come on
  759. [19:39] <darksydephil> no, the truth is, the ban was done bc there is a spending bill being massively help up over the fact that allowing the transgendered soldiers into the military, as Obama signed into law, would provide for sex change operations and therapies. and lawmakers did NOT want to approve that stipulation. so Trump finally just said fuck it and banned them all so that there wouldn't be a need for those sex change costs etc. So now, his spending bill can get approved and he can get his border wall
  760. [19:39] <darksydephil> that's 100% true by the way, its confirmed. the transgender ban has nothing to do with bias against transgendered people
  761. [19:40] <darksydephil> basically the US government is a fucking convoluted, evil system. i have no fucking idea how we even allow it
  762. [19:40] <darksydephil> people are just so complacent, they wont do anything about broken Washington DC is
  763. [19:41] <darksydephil> anyway, is the stream working? lol
  764. [19:41] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet that we're live. i'll leave the political discussion over now bc im so sick of the damn system we have, i dont even want to think abou tit
  765. [19:41] <darksydephil> Floofiez : well, i am a complete jerk, but sometimes i know what im talking about
  766. [19:44] <darksydephil> ok all, i appreciate you joining in the convo but lets kill the political talk now
  767. [19:44] <darksydephil> im gonna start talking in a sec on stream
  768.  
  769. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170727-01 OVERWATCH 22ND DOOMFIST.LOG
  770. [12:38] <darksydephil> hello everyone
  771. [12:38] <darksydephil> so kind of shitty news
  772. [12:38] <darksydephil> EVERYONE is having problems with overwatch
  773. [12:38] <darksydephil> apparently the update has completely f'ed up the matchmaking
  774. [12:39] <darksydephil> im downloading the patch right now, since you know, it didn't auto download like its supposed to
  775. [12:39] <darksydephil> same Popsicolo
  776. [12:39] <darksydephil> seems like a shitty launch
  777. [12:41] <darksydephil> yes i did derich
  778. [12:41] <darksydephil> lol
  779. [12:44] <darksydephil> ive heard Doomfist sucks ass lol
  780. [12:44] <darksydephil> but i dunno how people can determine that so early
  781. [12:45] <darksydephil> isn't he 100% punches?
  782. [12:46] <darksydephil> they nerfed roadhog? wow
  783. [12:46] <darksydephil> last time i played he was godlike
  784. [12:46] <darksydephil> wow thats a HUGE change then
  785. [12:47] <darksydephil> remember last time i played, he was hooking me THROUGH shit for easy instant kills
  786. [12:48] <darksydephil> winston is good? he get buffed or everyone else just got nerfed?
  787. [12:49] <darksydephil> this patch is still downloading lol
  788. [12:50] <darksydephil> i can download a gig in like 3 seconds, but over psn it takes 25 minutes
  789. [12:51] <darksydephil> okay it finally finished "preparing to download" and is now downloading very fast
  790. [12:51] <darksydephil> like 20+ mbps
  791. [12:51] <darksydephil> megabytes per second i mean
  792. [12:53] <darksydephil> what on earth is a non sequitar ending? the original IT had a very definitive ending
  793. [12:53] <darksydephil> yeah they split up IT into two movies, they're banking on the fact the first does well so they can make the sequel
  794. [12:56] <darksydephil> okay finally finished downloading
  795.  
  796. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170727-02 ULTRA SF2 SWITCH 9TH.LOG
  797. [19:26] <darksydephil> hello
  798. [19:30] <darksydephil> okay
  799. [19:30] <darksydephil> almost ready to go live
  800. [19:31] <darksydephil> not really lol
  801. [19:31] <darksydephil> tried a new kind of frozen dinner that took 45 minutes to cook and wasn't very good
  802. [19:31] <darksydephil> im glad i dont eat them often
  803. [19:32] <darksydephil> all frozen dinners take that long in the oven
  804. [19:32] <darksydephil> but if you make them in the microwave they're awful, often turn out dry as hell and flavorless
  805. [19:34] <darksydephil> LOL if you microwaved kid cuisine it turned out like rubber
  806. [19:36] <darksydephil> there was an update patch for USF2
  807. [19:36] <darksydephil> wonder what it changed
  808. [21:57] <darksydephil> im not mad at werktwerk
  809. [21:58] <darksydephil> i just think what he said was incredibly stupid and/or a bad joke. everyone knows that LTG and i are two completely different people who have no relation. we dont even do the same things. why would we road trip to evo? its fucking stupid
  810. [21:58] <darksydephil> now if im playing on stream im going to give him a thank you for the bits but i dont have to address that message bc it's just going to derail the stream chat more and honestly, i dont care about that subject
  811. [21:58] <darksydephil> i didnt think it was offensive btw no worries
  812. [21:59] <darksydephil> not like i got angry or banned you lol
  813. [21:59] <darksydephil> and yeah, it'd be popular with morons who just want to see drama and stupidity, both of which i try to avoid
  814. [22:01] <darksydephil> did she? wow nice
  815. [22:01] <darksydephil> hope you like it, i use my mug every day
  816. [22:03] <darksydephil> sonic, ive played street fighter since the day part 2 was released in US arcades in 1991. I'm pretty sure i know a thing or two about how to play it
  817. [22:03] <darksydephil> just saying lol
  818.  
  819. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170728-01 CRASH 1 PS4 2ND.LOG
  820. [12:27] <darksydephil> wassap folks
  821. [12:35] <darksydephil> errnoent it was some turkey shit
  822. [12:35] <darksydephil> like turkey slices, stuffing, fake gravy and mashed potatoes. it was gross. the only good thing was the veggies
  823. [12:35] <darksydephil> no, its a regular hungry man dinner lol
  824. [12:36] <darksydephil> it gave me indigestion all night
  825. [12:36] <darksydephil> hungry man is hit or miss. their fried chicken is actually quite good
  826. [12:36] <darksydephil> but i tried this backyard bbq one, everything was super dry
  827. [12:37] <darksydephil> okay, stream is working?
  828. [12:37] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet that we're live
  829. [12:40] <darksydephil> ok brb, gonna grab some drinks
  830. [12:40] <darksydephil> then we'll start
  831. [13:14] <darksydephil> 463RG-TXN94-YZ75C
  832.  
  833. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170728-02 DANGANRONPA 2 12TH.LOG
  834. [19:27] <darksydephil> hello all
  835. [19:27] <darksydephil> setting up righ tnow
  836. [19:27] <darksydephil> live shortly
  837. [19:29] <darksydephil> if they are directly rebroadcasting my stuf fon twitch, yes, its illegal
  838. [19:29] <darksydephil> and twitch will shut it down if reported
  839. [19:29] <darksydephil> if it's on youtube, theres nothing i can do as i cant afford a lawsuit to get a video actually taken down
  840. [19:30] <darksydephil> well i dont pay attention to what they do
  841. [19:30] <darksydephil> im here to play games and have fun
  842. [19:34] <darksydephil> none of you have any idea what you're talking about haha
  843. [19:35] <darksydephil> when you get reported for anything, first you get a warning and/or a first offense suspension. not an outright channel deletion. even if SOK was found guilty, they'd be back in a day or two anyway
  844. [19:35] <darksydephil> twitch is VERY lenient with what they allow if someone isn't known to be a repeat offender
  845. [19:35] <darksydephil> 'they usually give a slap on the wrist
  846. [19:37] <darksydephil> stream working everyone?
  847. [19:37] <darksydephil> okay ill tweet out that we're live
  848. [19:40] <darksydephil> ok just tweeted, so people should be coming by soon
  849. [19:41] <darksydephil> akio: the plothole i was referring to assumed that Mikan's love was from before the school days. I didn't know her love was a student, in fact that's a huge spoiler because everyone's been SO DESPERATE to explain to me how i was wrong for days, they didn't THINK that explaining that much revealed a spoiler. sigh
  850. [19:41] <darksydephil> in fact ill talk about it right now
  851.  
  852. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170729-01 CRASH 1 PS4 3RD FINALE & ULTRA SF2 SWITCH 10TH.LOG
  853. [12:27] <darksydephil> hello everyone
  854. [12:28] <darksydephil> setting up now
  855. [12:28] <darksydephil> wow got a new sub at 6am! nice
  856. [12:28] <darksydephil> its gonna be sonic adventure 1 it seems
  857. [12:28] <darksydephil> its leading by 6 votes and i think everyone whose going to vote has already
  858. [12:29] <darksydephil> congested bc of allergies but otherwise good
  859. [12:30] <darksydephil> what sucks is, i had switched from generic claritic to generic zyrtec and it was working better, but one of the side effects was dry skin. my face was becoming totally dried out so i had to switch back
  860. [12:30] <darksydephil> and it doens't work nearly as well fo rme
  861. [12:31] <darksydephil> im not playing crash 2, i 100%ed that game a year ago lol
  862. [12:31] <darksydephil> that would be complete waste fo tiem
  863. [12:31] <darksydephil> time
  864. [12:32] <darksydephil> Sonic Adventure was remade for xbox 360 i believe in hd
  865. [12:32] <darksydephil> yeah a graphical overhaul
  866. [12:33] <darksydephil> a few people bought the new teespring designs, but im surprised more havne't
  867. [12:33] <darksydephil> this is the kind of stuff people asked about for ages
  868. [12:34] <darksydephil> maybe it just needs time
  869. [12:36] <darksydephil> okay stream working? if so ill tweet and grab drinks
  870. [12:36] <darksydephil> ok cool
  871. [12:38] <darksydephil> ok brb getting drinks
  872. [12:43] <darksydephil> yeesh, stream chat is fighting me today lol
  873. [12:43] <darksydephil> doesn't want to load
  874. [12:43] <darksydephil> its not looking good for patreon this month ......more people lowered their pledges since its almost august
  875. [12:44] <darksydephil> no, its just that its the summer
  876. [12:44] <darksydephil> this same thing happened last year as well
  877. [12:45] <darksydephil> thanks MsMonique !
  878. [12:46] <darksydephil> because the people who do are trying to cause problems, its fairly simple
  879. [12:47] <darksydephil> they're here for drama
  880. [12:47] <darksydephil> and such
  881. [12:47] <darksydephil> immature kids
  882. [12:48] <darksydephil> um, isnt the lab in Crash 2?
  883. [12:48] <darksydephil> or am i wrong
  884. [12:48] <darksydephil> oh okay
  885. [12:49] <darksydephil> instant ban for that one
  886. [14:47] <darksydephil> okay
  887. [14:47] <darksydephil> almost ready to go live
  888.  
  889. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170730-01 DANGANRONPA 2 13TH.LOG
  890. [12:32] <darksydephil> hello everyone
  891. [12:35] <darksydephil> it's a plothole per my line of reasoning that Mikan's "love" was someone she knew before school. but since SO MANY people have rushed to tell me it's not a plothole and i'm wrong, you've all spoiled a key factor that shouldn't have been spoiled. so yeah.
  892. [12:36] <darksydephil> im alright, setting up now
  893. [12:37] <darksydephil> lol oh boy, is this #conspiracytalk this morning?
  894. [12:38] <darksydephil> maybe we didn't land on the moon. Maybe, just maybe, the moon landed on US.
  895. [12:39] <darksydephil> okay starting up the stream
  896. [12:40] <darksydephil> i already have an ID chip in side me, it tracks my GPS location in relation to all nearby tissue boxes so i can fap at a moment's notice without having to scramble to find one
  897. [12:40] <darksydephil> brb gonna grab drinks as the stream starts up
  898. [12:44] <darksydephil> stream working everybody?
  899. [12:44] <darksydephil> ok ill tweet it out, thanks
  900. [12:45] <darksydephil> enjoy your time out, asshole
  901. [12:45] <darksydephil> lol
  902. [12:46] <darksydephil> as long as my voice holds out until the trial im good, bc then its all voice acted
  903. [12:46] <darksydephil> and im assuming the investigation will be 1-2 hours so
  904. [12:46] <darksydephil> Emoji movie did well because Americans are braindead idiots
  905. [17:09] <darksydephil> ShyGuysaysHi
  906. [17:09] <darksydephil> im not rushing the game at all
  907. [17:10] <darksydephil> what im saying is, playin ga game that has needless filler and dialogue is tiring
  908. [17:10] <darksydephil> not evne just reading it, but playing it. its taking too damn long, its too long winded
  909. [17:10] <darksydephil> this happens a LOT with books by the way, and it comes through with this game because its a "visual novel"
  910. [17:10] <darksydephil> the writers didn't do a good job of keeping the game moving, instead drew stuff out way too long.
  911. [17:11] <darksydephil> let me give you an example: game of thrones which is actually called a Song of Ice and Fire
  912. [17:11] <darksydephil> in the first 3-4 books George RR Martin does a great job
  913. [17:11] <darksydephil> but then in the 5th book he completely loses his way. Takes entire chapters to explain nothing, just filler
  914. [17:11] <darksydephil> the entire thing just falls apart
  915. [17:11] <darksydephil> and i stopped reading hte books because of that
  916. [17:12] <darksydephil> its the same with Danganronpa 2, there are great moments and then sadly you get stuff like today when we could have been done with this entire thing in 2 hours, not 4+
  917. [17:12] <darksydephil> keep in mind theres like, 2 more hours to this trial, this was just the halfway point! lol
  918. [17:12] <darksydephil> it massively overstays its welcome
  919. [17:12] <darksydephil> thats the challenge of good writing. keeping your audience engaged. today totally disengaged me with that fucking puzzle room and the superfluous dialogue
  920. [17:13] <darksydephil> the same happened during the second trial
  921. [17:13] <darksydephil> does this mean the game is bad? not by any means. it just means they needed to do better writing
  922. [17:13] <darksydephil> flaws like this become HUGELY apparent in a game where you rmain focus i sthe story and writing. if this game had a ton of gameplay it would mask the flaws in the writing far better
  923. [17:14] <darksydephil> people expressed that they didn't want webcame etc during visual novel style games
  924. [17:15] <darksydephil> i dont use one for walking dead or other telltale games either
  925. [17:16] <darksydephil> yeah, im not saying i dont like Danganronpa 2, i do. trying to figure out the murders etc is crazy fun. But you can understand why i cant keep playing this kind of game. I mean i've dedicated like 10-12 hours this week ALONE to just this game and only beat 1.5 chapters! what the fuck
  926. [17:17] <darksydephil> people are telilng me this game is 30 hours long. it is NOT thirty hours long, its more like 50-60
  927. [17:17] <darksydephil> each chapter is taking anywhere from 5-7 hours to complete at a minimum. Chapter 4 we'd already played for an hour, then today was 4 hours, and the conclusion will probably be 2 hours more
  928. [17:18] <darksydephil> it pads it somewhat but not massively. remember the trials are fully voice acted
  929. [17:18] <darksydephil> so you can't really speed by those parts unless you actually skip the voice acting lol
  930. [17:20] <darksydephil> yeah i get that, theres no way this game is 30 hours long if you're actually playing it, doing free time, and paying attention. it's insanely long for any game's standards which is why i know this summer wasn't the tiem for it after just playing the first game. i mean we're literally getting half the amount of people watching thi splaythrough, most likely bc i JUST finished part 1
  931. [17:20] <darksydephil> $125 short, but keep in mind, people also get declined pledges too
  932. [17:20] <darksydephil> only way we're hitting it is if people step up and do big pledges just for that reason. no way we're getting 25 people to pledge $5 this close to the end of the month
  933. [17:21] <darksydephil> yup i still have the jak collection
  934. [17:22] <darksydephil> also people really dont seem to understand the power that the patrons choice gives you
  935. [17:22] <darksydephil> in this one for the sonic game? only 30 people voted
  936. [17:22] <darksydephil> i have over 80 people eligible to vote but more than half don't. just like the US government LOL
  937. [17:22] <darksydephil> so just think about that
  938. [17:23] <darksydephil> $5 and you could concretely mold a full playthrough i'd be doing over a close period of time. thats crazy amount of power
  939. [17:23] <darksydephil> people don't see it as that though
  940. [17:24] <darksydephil> okay guys im out, gotta upload and get working on dinner. see you tomorrow for the indies marathon!
  941. [17:27] <darksydephil> Patreon isn't kickstarter. Why don't people understand that lol
  942. [17:27] <darksydephil> "someone who actually does something"
  943. [17:28] <darksydephil> i put out hours upon hours of stream and video footage a day, FOR FREE. I do tons, i just don't put it onto a painted canvas. You're a moron
  944. [17:28] <darksydephil> you know, because it was totally easy to spend 9 years of my life building up this internet following and making tons of sacrifices along the way to make it work. I do nothing! lol
  945. [17:30] <darksydephil> that wasn't even a troll though, that was a genuine idiot. it takes work to be that ignorant
  946. [17:31] <darksydephil> um
  947. [17:31] <darksydephil> im uploading videos right now....
  948. [17:31] <darksydephil> are you seriously complaining?
  949. [17:31] <darksydephil> "i was joking"
  950. [17:31] <darksydephil> LOL
  951. [17:31] <darksydephil> great rollback there haha
  952. [17:31] <darksydephil> thanks ThatAnonyMouse
  953. [17:32] <darksydephil> see you tomorrow hopefully
  954. [17:33] <darksydephil> it would depend upon when im playing them but more than likely the ps3 version considering i already have it. less money spent is the best option right now
  955. [17:41] <darksydephil> Joe is someone who got popular doing an incredibly difficult, complicated style of video (dress-up cosplay skits and the like) and now he wants to do easy, fun stuff instead. And his viewerbase don't want him to do that because that's not what he's known for. It's a pretty simple situation and he's basically fucked
  956. [17:41] <darksydephil> at least in my case I made sure to ENJOY the stuff I got popular for lol. I really like playing games and sharing daily with you guys
  957. [17:42] <darksydephil> both AVGN and Nostalgia critic also got into the same exact situation and both are now forced to keep doing the videos they dont like making for a living bc nobody else watches the other shit
  958. [17:43] <darksydephil> seriously. Watch the early AVGN vids from his first 4 years. watch ANYTHING he does now. holy fuck it's different
  959. [17:43] <darksydephil> SirJamesDTech1 : he tried to cash in on youtube fads and the like and do the easy shit that tons of other worthless, drama-queen morons were making a living doing. Only it insults his original fanbase
  960. [17:44] <darksydephil> imagine if i suddenly announced im only going to do 1/3rd as much gaming videos, but instead i'll be doing PHIL REACTS like everyone else as a major series
  961. [17:44] <darksydephil> i dont think it would fly so well lol
  962. [17:45] <darksydephil> when i started this thing on YT i made sure it was doing something i wouldn't end up hating. playing fun new and even retro games is just FUN to me. yeah there are frustrating parts about it but there's such a wide variety of games to play, i never run out of content
  963. [17:45] <darksydephil> Joe is fucked because he's pidgeonholed himself into a situation where he wants to do easier stuff but peopel ONLY want to see him down the complicated vids he's known for. People will go elsewhere to see people just play games, sadly, because others have done that for ages
  964. [17:46] <darksydephil> i wouldn't know, but when he's doing videos showing off "my free trip to Italy for Wticher 3" or "my new alienware PC" that he obviously got for free, i'd start questioning the validity of anything he does. i mean holy shit, imagine if i put out videos like that lol
  965. [17:49] <darksydephil> YouTube revenue will always be half of what it was IMO. You NEED either millions upon millions of views on every big video you release OR a great Twitch following to survive now
  966. [17:50] <darksydephil> Luckily i have a combo that's at least working for now
  967. [17:54] <darksydephil> yeah i dunno anything about him on that level, as i don't watch his stuff, so no idea if he overspent or anything like that. if he's in my situation, he's fucked lol
  968. [17:55] <darksydephil> It could just be that Joe is now used to a certain lifestyle of massive travel and industry attention,a nd being that he's now making half as much money, he can't maintain it anymore. And he's upset bc that was the part of his job he actually liked, while making the reviews etc. he hated over time bc of the incredible amount of work that went into them
  969. [17:56] <darksydephil> i mean Joe travels a ton for cons and events, and a lot of that is out of his pocket. He's not making tons of dough attention a convention or covering some gaming press event. His money comes from his videos
  970. [17:57] <darksydephil> i haven't had real in-person social interaction on a regular basis since like, 2007. before youtube started. once i started with youtube that all went away. thats part of the sacrifices i keep bringing up to make this work. i cant have regular friends with the amoutn of time i put into this job
  971. [17:57] <darksydephil> before that it was mostly cowworkers or my Street Fighter buddies
  972. [17:58] <darksydephil> SirJamesDTech1 i can personally attest to that
  973. [17:58] <darksydephil> when i lived in CT i had tons of money
  974. [17:58] <darksydephil> as soon as i moved out here, poof, gone
  975. [17:59] <darksydephil> and yeah i have a nice house but outside of that all the fun stuff i used to do, i couldn't afford. no more crazy fun vacations or attending cons, no more frivolous spending whenever i wanted. i mean shit, i can't even buy stuff for the business whenever i want anymore
  976. [17:59] <darksydephil> i live 1 hour from PAX West and never attended it. always had to stay home working
  977. [18:00] <darksydephil> moving back is impossible. it cost me over $7k to move here. I don't ahve anywehre to even put this stuff. it would take months to sell it all off. it would be a nightmare essentially to move back to connecticut, and would destroy the business as it'd take far too mcuh time away from being able to work
  978. [18:01] <darksydephil> plus that would just go right back to insanely high taxes etc
  979. [18:01] <darksydephil> i can't even get an apartment now, my credit is awful. wuldn't pass that check lol
  980. [18:01] <darksydephil> i need to make this keep working for at least a couple more years until i can pay down some debt
  981. [18:02] <darksydephil> i can't drive cross country! LOL
  982. [18:03] <darksydephil> i haven't driven on a highway in nearly 10years
  983. [18:03] <darksydephil> my back injury
  984. [18:04] <darksydephil> um my folks are old, and both of them also have bad backs
  985. [18:04] <darksydephil> it's not gonna happen. people think that everything is magically cheap or doable because they still think im 20 years old lol
  986. [18:06] <darksydephil> i need to do one of two things, both of which involve me making YT and twitch work for a while
  987. [18:06] <darksydephil> the first ideal situation would be wait a couple of years, pay down my debt, wait for my credit score to improve and then refinance this house. wrap all the awful CC debt etc into it at a low rate. That would save my credit and me
  988. [18:07] <darksydephil> worse case scenario, wait 1-2 years to pay down my debt and sell the house, using the money to pay off a lot of the existing debt. and then since my credit score will have improved, get a good apartment or condo out here that's way cheaper but still suits my needs
  989. [18:08] <darksydephil> but there's the likely 3rd scenario: shit doesn't work out with YT/twitch due to stuff outside my control, i'm forced to sell this house FAST, sell the shit inside FAST, move back to CT. i honestly dont even know if that would work bc it would harm the business so badly and i may not even be able to keep up with the shit back there. may lose the condo in CT and then what?
  990. [18:08] <darksydephil> thats not how life works
  991. [18:09] <darksydephil> only kids say that shit lol
  992. [18:09] <darksydephil> how do i magically formulate a plan b now? you can't
  993. [18:09] <darksydephil> exactly
  994. [18:09] <darksydephil> there was no way for me to tell in 2008 how things would go in 2010, or in 2012, or 2014, 2015 or now
  995. [18:12] <darksydephil> no, i dont think staying on twitch would have helped anything bc i wasn't streaming in the "twitch manner" until March of this year
  996.  
  997. ---------- #DARKSYDEPHIL 20170731-01 INDIES MARATHON #6.LOG
  998. [12:32] <darksydephil> hello everyone
  999. [12:33] <darksydephil> looks like we got some fanart overnight
  1000. [12:38] <darksydephil> rage arts ARE lame. blatantly lifted super moves from every other fighting game bc Namco had no idea what else to add to the franchise for 7, so just copied everyone else
  1001. [12:38] <darksydephil> tekken always relied on being unique, but in the case of rage arts they just copy/pasted
  1002. [12:39] <darksydephil> ive played tekken since the early 1990s, now 25 years later im supposed to remember they added in super moves from other franchises. my mind is already hard wired otherwise lol
  1003. [12:44] <darksydephil> "i like kekon better" but you're here on my channel instead of his, logic! lol
  1004. [12:45] <darksydephil> stream working for everyone?
  1005. [12:46] <darksydephil> ok great ill tweet it out
  1006. [12:46] <darksydephil> first game we'll talk about right now on prestream
  1007. [15:41] <darksydephil> uh oh
  1008. [15:41] <darksydephil> when did it go out?
  1009. [15:42] <darksydephil> i have to restart the stream
  1010. [15:42] <darksydephil> its a random windows driver isssue that happens from time to time
  1011. [15:42] <darksydephil> nothing i can do about it
  1012. [15:42] <darksydephil> brb
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