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- Morning, everyone. Here's the news.
- Farage's Influence on Next Tory Leader as Party Wakes Up to Trad Values
- UK to Ban Transgenders from Female Hospital Wards
- Robert Pattinson Reveals Anxiety Over Lack of Job Security in Film Industry
- ‘Breaking Biden’: China-Linked Univ. of Delaware Biden Partnership
- Newsom Upends 2024 Senate Race: Laphonza Butler Can Run If She Wants
- Israeli Police Arrest Fugitive Mexican Diplomat on Rape Charges
- Sinaloa’s Chapitos Place Banner Ordering a Stop to All Fentanyl Production
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- Exclusive: China-Linked University of Delaware Biden Partnership Was Hunter’s ’Baby’
- Revealed: Part of ‘Wealth Creation’ Strategy for Joe
- Family, Friends Bagged Cash
- *’Breaking Biden’ Hits Shelves*
- UD-Biden-BB
- The follow article was adapted from Breitbart Editor-in-Chief Alex Marlow’s new book “Breaking Biden: Exposing the Hidden Forces and Secret Money Machine Behind Joe Biden, His Family, and His Administration,” which is out now.
- Laphonza Butler Removes 'Maryland' as Residence After CA Senate Seat Pick
- Laphonza Butler Removes 'Maryland' as Residence After CA Senate Seat Pick
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- Mark Levin Hits Gaetz: McCarthy Is ‘More Conservative Than He Is’
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- EU Will Expand into Russian-Controlled Areas of Ukraine: German Minister
- EU Will Expand into Russian-Controlled Areas of Ukraine: German Minister
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- Oregon Middle School Won't Say if Student Who Attacked Girls is Transgender
- Oregon Middle School Won't Say if Student Who Attacked Girls is Transgender
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- Survey: More Than 4 in 10 Transgender Adults Feel Depression, Anxiety
- Survey: More Than 4 in 10 Transgender Adults Feel Depression, Anxiety
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- Report: Newsom Will Appoint Laphonza Butler to Replace Feinstein
- Report: Newsom Will Appoint Laphonza Butler to Replace Feinstein
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- Rep. Jamaal Bowman Throws Staffer Under the Bus for 'Nazi' Controversy
- Rep. Jamaal Bowman Throws Staffer Under the Bus for 'Nazi' Controversy
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- White House: Crucial We Fund Ukraine to Fund Gov't, We'll See About Border
- White House: Crucial We Fund Ukraine to Fund Gov't, We'll See About Border
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- Rep. Matt Gaetz Formally Makes His Move to Oust Speaker Kevin McCarthy
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- Trump Called on ‘Democrat Operative’ Judge in NY Case to Be ‘Disbarred’
- Trump Called on ‘Democrat Operative’ Judge in NY Case to Be ‘Disbarred’
- Negress Bitch Arrested After Shooting up Goodyear Walmart.
- Diz sow shoot up dat Walmart.
- Old Nigga Shoves White Man onto Manhattan Subway Tracks.
- Monkey to Face Life After Killing Fellow Oxford High Students.
- Police Searching for Nig Who Killed White EcoMapTech CEO.
- 2 Spic Migrants Arrested at Roosevelt Hotel in Manhattan.
- ............ Weather.
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- Current threat: Vampires. 🧛♂️
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- Dan Schneider
- Dan Schneider was the fat, greasy pedophile responsible for Nickelodeon's transition from decent cartoon channel into a smorgasbord of terrible live action sitcoms geared towards children, most of which contained transparent fetish fap material, until they finally, mercifully cut ties with Schneider in March of 2018. Schneider's works include Drake & Josh, All That, Sam & Cat, Victorious, iCarly, The Amanda Show, Zoey 101, Good Burger, Henry Danger and, most recently, Game Shakers. He is notorious for having a foot fetish, and has regularly featured questionable scenes in his shows involving young actresses' feet. Many wills were broken during the making of his shows, and some have gone off to do more undesirable things to suppress the trauma brought on from Danny's iron fist of pedophilia power.
- (( INVESTIGATE DAN SCHNEIDER ))
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- The yellow-bellied sapsucker (Sphyrapicus varius) is a medium-sized woodpecker which is found across Canada, eastern Alaska and the northeastern United States. These birds winter in the eastern United States, West Indies and Central America. They have also been found as a very rare vagrant in Ireland and Great Britain. The yellow-bellied sapsucker has a length of around 20 centimetres and an average weight of around 50 grams, with a wingspan that ranges from 34 to 40 centimetres. The forehead is coloured bright red in the male (and very occasionally yellow), and a lighter shade of red in the female. This male was photographed in Central Park, New York City, United States.
- Photograph credit: Rhododendrites
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- Well, guys. I gotta go. Please don't tell my houseplant that I was cheating on her... I had sex with a cantaloupe that I cut in half.
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