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- RETARDED UNREALISTIC CICADA 3301 THEORIES
- 0) 7 / 7 = ?
- 1) pi.mobi
- 2) nox is canada
- 3) box is canadian
- 4) nox is box
- 5) box is nox
- 5.5) the box can be foxed i love this
- 6) cicada is vault7
- 7) whatever iam zero thinks
- 8) A fludd approaches
- 9) There was a 2017 puzzle
- 10?) cicada is god
- 11) cicada 3301 is a troll
- 11) thomas schoenberger is related to 3301
- 12) cicada3301 is the mothman from the magicians TV show/book
- 13) cicada is a hivemind of cicadas
- 14) sam blythe
- 15) marcusw is a real person
- 3301) cicada is illuminati //this is true
- 16) cicadasolvers are cicada
- 17) cicada 3301 is a front for paid protestors
- 18) putin used 3301 to hack the US election
- 19) winning 3301 lets you exit the matrix
- 19) cicada3301 is like the matrix movie and we are all asleep
- 12) numbers lol
- 20) william gibson black ops marketing squadron
- 21) cicada 3301 is a religion?
- 22)mugsy is cicada
- 23) pi.mobi is a fed
- 24) slenderman did cicada
- 25) cicada did slenderman
- 26) they had a baby and named it alex jones
- 27) pi mobi is just a front for cicada 3301's real plans
- 28) brotherbox is a girl
- 29) fuck you
- 30) 3301 is an argentinian drug cartel
- 31) planned parenthood is a cover story for 3301's illegal medical services division
- 32) cicada 3301 is john dee ressurected from the dead and now he wants blood
- 33) 3301 is national treasure with nicholas cage
- 34) terry davis is 3301
- 35) beeef is cicada 3301 //exactly
- 36) 3301 is wikileaks
- 37) Remnants/pendulum is 3301
- 38) 3301 hacked planned parenthood
- 39) everyone is cicada but you
- 40) arent we all cicida 3301?
- 40.5) "the real cicada is the friends you make along the way" --brotherBox, 1945
- 41) except for you
- 42) cicada 3301 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything,No, thats 42 dumbass! whats 42?
- 43) Cicada 3301 originates from UC McChicken group - McDonalds
- 44) Cicada is Ronald McDonald https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McChicken
- 45) Yep, I got into the whole "Cicada 3301" thing a little just researching it - pretty sure that they are the infamous McChicken Squad.
- 46) Cicada has the best mcchicken recipe available tf
- 47) Terry Davis is not 3301 //HE IS
- Cicada researcher here, I just went through this list and it appears to be nothing substantial sadly. // there are substantial memes here no shit
- 48) cicada is not looking for smart peeps
- 49) cicada 3301 is ashton kutcher and is part of punk'd
- 50) Cicada 3301 is Group of extraterrestrials, and they abduct people, if you solve something,UFO will visit ur home and abduct u
- 51) cicada is an insect/ no shit
- 52) Donald trump is cicada?
- 53) Liber Primus contains the recipe for the famous Big Mac sauce ahahah
- 54) cicada is really a bird
- 55) Cicada 3301 is real, in here. *starts pounding heart*
- 56) cicada is mugsy
- 57)Liber Primus is the bee movie script
- 58) Nox Populi is actually the sexiest man alive/lol
- 58) seinfeld did cicada
- 59) Defango is actually Paul Bearer in disguise
- 60)brotherBox is hitler's secret son
- ^nigga, don't you dare capitalize the first letter. kek
- 61) thinkingobserver is the worst username of all time lollllllllllll//My username is worse, it is from a fucking kids show, I think it was a meme, idk true
- 62) brotherbox loves the D
- 63)cicada 3301 is group of NAZIS and they want to finish hitler's job and kill all the jews, holy shit, so that's why they upload on 4chan!!1!//le twiteroni is white cis conspriccie
- 64) KSI has cancer and is going to die soon.
- 65)Cicada 3301 Facebook groups are most reliable sources of cicada, and what the fuck is uncovering cicada wiki, lol #cicadasolvers? seriously??? your mom and the fb group is awesome fuck you
- 2.5) fuck off
- 66) cicada is your mom
- 67)Lurker69 is secretly part of cicada 3301. we know that Lurker69 Just admit it FFS!
- 68)Cicada is AI secretly created by brotherBox to troll us.
- SIXTY-NINE) 69 ;) Every single person on the planet is Leon Simmons. Yes, even you.//holy shit...
- 70) Cicada more like CIcadA
- 71) rape no
- 72) CICADA IS AN EDGY 13 YEAR OLD
- Aren't we all?
- 73)anybody knows what is log 1000? lol depends on the base you're talking about base 10 should be 3 yeah, i know i was JK
- 74)what is a prime number? XD xde
- 75)PGP is NOT broken , they are just trolling us, Damn you cicada!
- 76)Cicada is part of ISIS
- 77)brotherBox and trump are friends.<<jealous
- 78)sicadacolvers are bunch of 12 year olds awww/someone didnt make it
- 79)cicada 3301 is full of 10 year olds, oh wait....
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- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- 80)Trump will build the wall fuck off/I am not a trump supporter ffs hmmmm
- 81)is square of a nine
- remember when this was cicada related
- me neither lol
- 82)cicada is run by a one guy from his mom's basement this is actually not a bad theory
- 83)Nox Populi did 9/11
- hey guys where can i download cicada (>inb4 goatse)
- here's the download link
- https://my.mixtape.moe/xclkht.jpg
- fuck off with your shit chicken sandwsandwich hahaha
- cicada is actually just a mcchicken
- >>> math.log(1000, 10)
- 2.9999999999999996
- wew
- however:
- >>> math.log10(1000)
- 3.0
- 84)cicada is run by jews lol women is more funny
- 85) cicada is run by a dvd copy of shark tale sitting in a chair
- 86) cicada 3301 is really a death grips promo// no its a rap group// no it's for ginny debt part deux
- oh jesus christ/walks into a bar/
- what is wrong with youautism/vaccines/incest/libberprimuseludes/mcchickens/McRib
- Yellow is brotherbox no /yes im mugsy tf/who your daddy bitchfakenenews
- 87)LP sucksrudeit's true brah
- 88) cicada is really john wayne gaycy lol**actually it's zodiac killer, so ted cruz?? huh
- 89)Did you knew that someone from 7 billion people will be part of cicada? ok
- 90)Cicada 3301 is named after cicada are you that bored yeah lol
- 91)3301 is a prime number, lmfao
- 92)Cicada wants to start 10th Crusade /10 is not prime/so your
- 93)if box is fox and Nox is box, is Nox fox?
- 94)what if Erwin Schrödinger had fox instead of cat in the box, would it be nox?
- 95)Cicada 3301 is a terrorist organization, part of al qaeda and it was wiped out by a drone - Bill Lydinsky (illinois Institute of tecnology) 2012
- 97) Defango is 3301
- 98 ) Shoenberger isn't a faggot Or Is he?
- 99) cicada 3301 are some cia niggas
- 100. cicada wants us to do the opposite of what they say, so we need to dox them, and the names we get from doxing will lead us to new clues
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