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  1. RETARDED UNREALISTIC CICADA 3301 THEORIES
  2.  
  3. 0) 7 / 7 = ?
  4.  
  5. 1) pi.mobi
  6.  
  7. 2) nox is canada
  8.  
  9. 3) box is canadian
  10.  
  11. 4) nox is box
  12.  
  13. 5) box is nox
  14. 5.5) the box can be foxed i love this
  15. 6) cicada is vault7
  16.  
  17. 7) whatever iam zero thinks
  18.  
  19. 8) A fludd approaches
  20.  
  21. 9) There was a 2017 puzzle
  22.  
  23. 10?) cicada is god
  24.  
  25. 11) cicada 3301 is a troll
  26.  
  27. 11) thomas schoenberger is related to 3301
  28.  
  29. 12) cicada3301 is the mothman from the magicians TV show/book
  30.  
  31. 13) cicada is a hivemind of cicadas
  32.  
  33. 14) sam blythe
  34.  
  35. 15) marcusw is a real person
  36.  
  37. 3301) cicada is illuminati //this is true
  38.  
  39. 16) cicadasolvers are cicada
  40.  
  41. 17) cicada 3301 is a front for paid protestors
  42.  
  43. 18) putin used 3301 to hack the US election
  44.  
  45. 19) winning 3301 lets you exit the matrix
  46.  
  47. 19) cicada3301 is like the matrix movie and we are all asleep
  48.  
  49. 12) numbers lol
  50.  
  51. 20) william gibson black ops marketing squadron
  52.  
  53. 21) cicada 3301 is a religion?
  54.  
  55. 22)mugsy is cicada
  56.  
  57. 23) pi.mobi is a fed
  58.  
  59. 24) slenderman did cicada
  60.  
  61. 25) cicada did slenderman
  62.  
  63. 26) they had a baby and named it alex jones
  64.  
  65. 27) pi mobi is just a front for cicada 3301's real plans
  66.  
  67. 28) brotherbox is a girl
  68.  
  69. 29) fuck you
  70.  
  71. 30) 3301 is an argentinian drug cartel
  72.  
  73. 31) planned parenthood is a cover story for 3301's illegal medical services division
  74.  
  75. 32) cicada 3301 is john dee ressurected from the dead and now he wants blood
  76.  
  77. 33) 3301 is national treasure with nicholas cage
  78.  
  79. 34) terry davis is 3301
  80.  
  81. 35) beeef is cicada 3301 //exactly
  82.  
  83. 36) 3301 is wikileaks
  84.  
  85. 37) Remnants/pendulum is 3301
  86.  
  87. 38) 3301 hacked planned parenthood
  88.  
  89. 39) everyone is cicada but you
  90.  
  91. 40) arent we all cicida 3301?
  92. 40.5) "the real cicada is the friends you make along the way" --brotherBox, 1945
  93. 41) except for you
  94.  
  95. 42) cicada 3301 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything,No, thats 42 dumbass! whats 42?
  96.  
  97. 43) Cicada 3301 originates from UC McChicken group - McDonalds
  98.  
  99. 44) Cicada is Ronald McDonald https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McChicken
  100.  
  101. 45) Yep, I got into the whole "Cicada 3301" thing a little just researching it - pretty sure that they are the infamous McChicken Squad.
  102.  
  103. 46) Cicada has the best mcchicken recipe available tf
  104.  
  105. 47) Terry Davis is not 3301 //HE IS
  106.  
  107.  
  108. Cicada researcher here, I just went through this list and it appears to be nothing substantial sadly. // there are substantial memes here no shit
  109.  
  110. 48) cicada is not looking for smart peeps
  111.  
  112. 49) cicada 3301 is ashton kutcher and is part of punk'd
  113.  
  114. 50) Cicada 3301 is Group of extraterrestrials, and they abduct people, if you solve something,UFO will visit ur home and abduct u
  115.  
  116. 51) cicada is an insect/ no shit
  117.  
  118. 52) Donald trump is cicada?
  119.  
  120. 53) Liber Primus contains the recipe for the famous Big Mac sauce ahahah
  121.  
  122. 54) cicada is really a bird
  123.  
  124. 55) Cicada 3301 is real, in here. *starts pounding heart*
  125.  
  126. 56) cicada is mugsy
  127.  
  128. 57)Liber Primus is the bee movie script
  129.  
  130. 58) Nox Populi is actually the sexiest man alive/lol
  131.  
  132. 58) seinfeld did cicada
  133.  
  134. 59) Defango is actually Paul Bearer in disguise
  135.  
  136. 60)brotherBox is hitler's secret son
  137. ^nigga, don't you dare capitalize the first letter. kek
  138.  
  139. 61) thinkingobserver is the worst username of all time lollllllllllll//My username is worse, it is from a fucking kids show, I think it was a meme, idk true
  140.  
  141. 62) brotherbox loves the D
  142.  
  143. 63)cicada 3301 is group of NAZIS and they want to finish hitler's job and kill all the jews, holy shit, so that's why they upload on 4chan!!1!//le twiteroni is white cis conspriccie
  144.  
  145. 64) KSI has cancer and is going to die soon.
  146.  
  147. 65)Cicada 3301 Facebook groups are most reliable sources of cicada, and what the fuck is uncovering cicada wiki, lol #cicadasolvers? seriously??? your mom and the fb group is awesome fuck you
  148.  
  149. 2.5) fuck off
  150.  
  151.  
  152. 66) cicada is your mom
  153.  
  154. 67)Lurker69 is secretly part of cicada 3301. we know that Lurker69 Just admit it FFS!
  155.  
  156. 68)Cicada is AI secretly created by brotherBox to troll us.
  157.  
  158. SIXTY-NINE) 69 ;) Every single person on the planet is Leon Simmons. Yes, even you.//holy shit...
  159.  
  160. 70) Cicada more like CIcadA
  161.  
  162. 71) rape no
  163.  
  164. 72) CICADA IS AN EDGY 13 YEAR OLD
  165. Aren't we all?
  166. 73)anybody knows what is log 1000? lol depends on the base you're talking about base 10 should be 3 yeah, i know i was JK
  167.  
  168. 74)what is a prime number? XD xde
  169.  
  170. 75)PGP is NOT broken , they are just trolling us, Damn you cicada!
  171.  
  172. 76)Cicada is part of ISIS
  173.  
  174. 77)brotherBox and trump are friends.<<jealous
  175.  
  176. 78)sicadacolvers are bunch of 12 year olds awww/someone didnt make it
  177.  
  178. 79)cicada 3301 is full of 10 year olds, oh wait....
  179. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  180. ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
  181. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  182. 80)Trump will build the wall fuck off/I am not a trump supporter ffs hmmmm
  183.  
  184. 81)is square of a nine
  185. remember when this was cicada related
  186. me neither lol
  187.  
  188. 82)cicada is run by a one guy from his mom's basement this is actually not a bad theory
  189.  
  190. 83)Nox Populi did 9/11
  191.  
  192.  
  193. hey guys where can i download cicada (>inb4 goatse)
  194. here's the download link
  195. https://my.mixtape.moe/xclkht.jpg
  196. fuck off with your shit chicken sandwsandwich hahaha
  197. cicada is actually just a mcchicken
  198.  
  199. >>> math.log(1000, 10)
  200. 2.9999999999999996
  201. wew
  202.  
  203. however:
  204. >>> math.log10(1000)
  205. 3.0
  206.  
  207.  
  208. 84)cicada is run by jews lol women is more funny
  209.  
  210. 85) cicada is run by a dvd copy of shark tale sitting in a chair
  211.  
  212. 86) cicada 3301 is really a death grips promo// no its a rap group// no it's for ginny debt part deux
  213.  
  214.  
  215. oh jesus christ/walks into a bar/
  216.  
  217. what is wrong with youautism/vaccines/incest/libberprimuseludes/mcchickens/McRib
  218. Yellow is brotherbox no /yes im mugsy tf/who your daddy bitchfakenenews
  219.  
  220. 87)LP sucksrudeit's true brah
  221.  
  222. 88) cicada is really john wayne gaycy lol**actually it's zodiac killer, so ted cruz?? huh
  223.  
  224. 89)Did you knew that someone from 7 billion people will be part of cicada? ok
  225.  
  226. 90)Cicada 3301 is named after cicada are you that bored yeah lol
  227.  
  228. 91)3301 is a prime number, lmfao
  229.  
  230. 92)Cicada wants to start 10th Crusade /10 is not prime/so your
  231.  
  232. 93)if box is fox and Nox is box, is Nox fox?
  233.  
  234. 94)what if Erwin Schrödinger had fox instead of cat in the box, would it be nox?
  235.  
  236. 95)Cicada 3301 is a terrorist organization, part of al qaeda and it was wiped out by a drone - Bill Lydinsky (illinois Institute of tecnology) 2012
  237.  
  238. 97) Defango is 3301
  239. 98 ) Shoenberger isn't a faggot Or Is he?
  240.  
  241. 99) cicada 3301 are some cia niggas
  242. 100. cicada wants us to do the opposite of what they say, so we need to dox them, and the names we get from doxing will lead us to new clues
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