Monogatari, jump #23 indecisive mollusk edition

[Monogatari redux, jump #23}

Drawbacks: Hero Complex, Strange Places (1300)

Rolled Araragi Home

Araragi Sibling, age 16

Forgive, Never Forget (Free)
Blood Is Thicker (Free)
Creepy Octopi (Free)
Moral Compass Shield (1200)
Blazing Babes (1100)
Not So Naive (900)
Substitute Hero (700)
Love Magnet (400)
Monster of Justice (100)
Toothbrush (Free)
Vampire import: Arcuied, Sion (0)

I set up the Black Hole Hunters Club! For the longest time we couldn't figure out how to do anything to it because the Kurayami isn't an Oddity, so all the Oddities and Oddity Specialists we asked for advice were wrong. My brother actually ended up being more social and reigning in his perviness earlier because of having to field so many questions about why we put posters every. I accidentally incited my sisters to attack a courtroom "to absorb the ambient justice and become an all-powerful blind goddess" because I am both the best and worst person to ask about justice.

Eventually I gave up on a subtle restructuring of the collective unconsciousness, just handed everyone cans of Bat-black hole repellant with the dream fuckery devices I made from my fingers, and blasted the shit out of it whenever it showed up.

There's probably a metaphor for being disillusioned with your own teenage angst in there somewhere, but introspection doesn't put an end to potentially family-eating black holes so I missed it.