-- ectoBiologist [EB] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 02:08 --
EB: hey karkat!
EB: (its lilcam hehehehe)
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT EGBERT?
EB: just wanted to say hi!
EB: so hi!
EB: hahaha!
CG: JOHN GUESS WHAT? SOMETIMES I CAN IMAGINE YOUR HORRENDOUS LAUGHTER IN MY THINKPAN AND EVERY FUCKING TIME IT HAPPENS I FEEL THE INTENSE NEED TO BANG MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL.
EB: you probably have a headache!
EB: take some medicine!
CG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE A MEDICINE THAT FUCKING MAGNIFICENT TO CURE ME OF THE HEADACHES YOU INDUCE EGBERT.
CG: THEY PROBABLY DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TRIAL FOR IT YET.
EB: so you cant stop the cures of thinking of me?
EB: heheheheh
CG: EGBERT I WANT TO PAINT YOU A  FUCKING PICTURE.
CG: OKAY THERE IS YOU BEING ALL STUPID AND DERPY.
EB: aw youre doing this all for me!
CG: AND THEN THERE IS ME, BEING ALL AMAZING AND THE BEST FUCKING LEADER.
CG: I AM NOW SLOWLY REACHING MY CLAWS FORWARD
CG: TOWARDS YOU.
CG: CAN YOU SEE MY FINGERS TWITCHING EGBERT?
CG: CAN YOU SEE THEM?
EB: nope!
CG: WELL TOO FUCKING BAD. THEY ARE NOW WRAPPING AROUND YOUR PATHETIC SCRAWNY WIGGLER NECK.
EB: really?
CG: YES! AND NOW, BELIEVE OR NOT, I AM SHAKING YOUR PUNY HEAD BACK AND FORTH IN A VIOLENT MANNER.
EB: how do you draw that?
EB: are you making a gif?
EB: hahaha!
CG: NO FUCKASS, IT'S A METAPHOR.
EB: oh okay.
EB: well im not choking right now.
EB: so im fine.
( And then internet died. 8D )