ponysay

#Made by Smiba, edit everything to your needs!
#THIS IS THE WORST WAY TO GET THE LOAD.. i guess
load5M=$(uptime |grep load | awk '{print $10}')
load10M=$(uptime |grep load | awk '{print $11}')
load15M=$(uptime |grep load | awk '{print $12}')
users=$(uptime |grep load | awk '{print $6}')
hdduse=$(df -h | grep /dev/simfs | awk '{print $3}' | sed 's/G/GB/g' | sed 's/T/TB/g' | sed 's/M/MB/g')
hddspace=$(df -h | grep /dev/simfs | awk '{print $2}' | sed 's/G/GB/g' | sed 's/T/TB/g' | sed 's/M/MB/g')
datarecv1=$(ifconfig | grep "RX bytes" | sed 's/(//g' | sed 's/)//g'  | awk '{print $3}' | sed -n 2p)
datarecv2=$(ifconfig | grep "RX bytes" | sed 's/(//g' | sed 's/)//g'  | awk '{print $4}' | sed -n 2p)
datasent1=$(ifconfig | grep "TX bytes" | sed 's/(//g' | sed 's/)//g'  | awk '{print $7}' | sed -n 2p)
datasent2=$(ifconfig | grep "TX bytes" | sed 's/(//g' | sed 's/)//g'  | awk '{print $8}' | sed -n 2p)
money=$(dogecoind getbalance | cut -f1 -d".")
stats="Welcome $USER! Current Load: $load5M $load10M $load15M"
if [ $users > 1 ]
   then
    areis="are"
    userss="ponies"
   else
    areis="is"
    userss="pony"
fi
stats2="There $areis currently $users $userss logged in"
stats3="You have $hdduse in use of your $hddspace space"
stats4="In your doge wallet there are $money bits"
stats5="Since the last boot you've sent $datasent1$datasent2 and received $datarecv1$datarecv2"
ponysay -fderpy $stats $'\n'$stats2 $'\n'$stats3 $'\n'$stats4 $'\n'$stats5