<+Otend> I have determined THE ULTIMATE METHOD to get banned from a mall.
<+Otend> It needs a minimum of six people to be effective.
<+Pieman> run around naked cockslapping people?
<+Otend> All but two people wear kid leashes and yellow safety helmets.
<+Otend> One brings a camera.
<+Otend> Another holds the leashes with the nametag saying RETARD WRANGLER.
<+Pieman> xD
<+Otend> Needless to say, everyone on the leashes will act like they have severe retardation.
<+ProgOtter> you know what's the best
<+ProgOtter> when you spend 10 hours mining a block of obsidian
<+Otend> "Okay, kids, this is our first trip to the mall!  You have to stick together!"
<+Otend> *kids run off*
<+ProgOtter> and then it disappears
<@sid> owned
<+Otend> One of them will  go into a Build-a-Bear.
<+ProgOtter> seriously though obsidian blocks disappear ALL THE TIME
<+ProgOtter> where do they go
<+Otend> "OOH, GUMMY BEAR!...  Eww, it's NASTY!"
<+ProgOtter> we may never find out
<+Otend> "COTTON CANDY!"
<+Pieman> blame the liquid hot mag-ma ProgOtter
<+Otend> "SWEET HEARTS"
<+Otend> And also, they will try on the clothes.
<+ProgOtter> MAG-MA
* +ProgOtter holds pinky up to mouth
<+Otend> One of them will probably go into Victoria's Secret, grab the smallest pair of underwear, put it on over their clothes, and run around the mall.
<+Otend> And just imagine the rest.
<+Otend> If this isn't one of the best ways to get banned from a mall, I don't know what is.
<+Pieman> what about a bunch of people drinking
<+Pieman> singing bohemian rhapsody
<+Otend> One of.
<+Pieman> or something
<+Pieman> <_<
<+Otend> There can be others.
<+Otend> But this would be up there.
<+Otend> Oh, and remember: some malls have play areas designed for small children.  Imagine high school juniors playing on them acting like they are literally retarded.