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  1. <ProcyonDM> So you are both at your computers/
  2. <ProcyonDM> The game popus up, unbidden, once again
  3. <ProcyonDM> Lily, this time the button says "server"
  4. <ProcyonDM> Ciztei's says Cient
  5. <CizteiRanvon> I click the button and pester Lily on espernet
  6. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Greetings, Red Renegade!
  7. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Are you ready for this? 0u0
  8. <Lily_Palmer> SB: hey
  9. <Lily_Palmer> SB: you ready to not die
  10. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I certainly hope so
  11. <Lily_Palmer> SB: cuz i intend you to not die
  12. <Lily_Palmer> SB: oh yeah
  13. <Lily_Palmer> SB: take a look at this https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Qijso68CgZgJonB0NaiyV1F-EPEZL9o8PxTGjAzGhWo/edit
  14. <Lily_Palmer> SB: i made this to help compile all the information regarding this game weve found so far B)
  15. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I've read it
  16. <Lily_Palmer> SB: wait
  17. <Lily_Palmer> SB: what
  18. <Lily_Palmer> SB: how
  19. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Caelia sent it to me
  20. <Lily_Palmer> SB: WHAT
  21. <Lily_Palmer> SB: did she really have to steal my thunder B(
  22. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I can pretend to read it for the first time if you want 0n0
  23. <Lily_Palmer> SB: yeah lets go ahead and act like this is your first time reading it
  24. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Wow, look at all this useful info!
  25. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Who's this fellow who types in green? He must be the smartest and most amazing person playing this game!
  26. <CizteiRanvon> DA: And that one in red who everyone keeps quoting? "Don't die"? Genius! 0u0
  27. <Lily_Palmer> SB: oh yeah there was that whole "don't die" thing
  28. <Lily_Palmer> SB: lets uh
  29. <Lily_Palmer> SB: make sure that happens
  30. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Sounds good 0u0
  31. <Lily_Palmer> I click the server button.
  32. <ProcyonDM> A feed of Ciztei's rooom appears
  33. <ProcyonDM> www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002038
  34. <ProcyonDM> This gui is around it
  35. <Lily_Palmer> SB: oh ok so this is how it works
  36. <Lily_Palmer> SB: wow this is kinda creepy
  37. <Lily_Palmer> SB: spying on people n all
  38. <Lily_Palmer> SB: oh thats you! i see you!
  39. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I have no secrets
  40. <Lily_Palmer> SB: ok what room in your house can i use to put down machines
  41. <Lily_Palmer> SB: or er
  42. <CizteiRanvon> DA: well, none that can be seen from that angle anyways
  43. <Lily_Palmer> SB: what cave in your... cave?
  44. <CizteiRanvon> DA: You could probably put a machine or two out on the balcony
  45. <CizteiRanvon> DA: At least one will fit in the Arcanium
  46. <CizteiRanvon> DA: That's the one full of fake magic shit 0u0
  47. <Lily_Palmer> SB: balcony i can do
  48. <Lily_Palmer> SB: ok thanks for directions
  49. <Lily_Palmer> SB: let me set this crap up
  50. <CizteiRanvon> DA: and if worst comes to worst, we could always put one on the side of the mountain itself
  51. <Lily_Palmer> I put the cruxtruder in the Arcanium
  52. <ProcyonDM> The timer starts
  53. <ProcyonDM> 20:00
  54. <Lily_Palmer> SB: countdowns started sir
  55. <Lily_Palmer> SB: better get your ass in gear
  56. <CizteiRanvon> DA: right then
  57. <Lily_Palmer> SB: let me know if you need help popping the lid off that sucker
  58. <CizteiRanvon> I go up to the arcanium
  59. <Lily_Palmer> Next I put the Alchemiter and the Totem Lathe on the balcony
  60. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Yeah, I don't think i'll be able to get this off myself
  61. <CizteiRanvon> DA: hold up, i just read on the infordump
  62. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Meteors?! 0n0
  63. <Lily_Palmer> SB: you didnt already know???
  64. <Lily_Palmer> SB: I was serious about that death thing
  65. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Well, yeah, but
  66. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Snakedad lives on the roof 0n0
  67. <Lily_Palmer> SB: oh
  68. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I have to go make sure he's ok!
  69. <Lily_Palmer> SB: fuck
  70. <Lily_Palmer> SB: uhh
  71. <Lily_Palmer> SB: maybe you shouldnt do that?
  72. <Lily_Palmer> SB: or at least be quick
  73. <Lily_Palmer> Is there anything heavy enough around i can use to pop the cap off of that sucker?
  74. <CizteiRanvon> DA: ok, we'll multitask
  75. <CizteiRanvon> DA: most of the books in the Arcanium are pretty heavy
  76. <Lily_Palmer> SB: i'll drop that down on it
  77. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Especially the Expanded FLARPers handbook and Encyclopedia of the Zoologically Dubious
  78. <Lily_Palmer> I pick up a random book and drop it down on top of the cruxtruder
  79. <ProcyonDM> It drops down and doesnt manage to pop the lid
  80. <Lily_Palmer> SB: heyyy look at that
  81. <CizteiRanvon> DA: 0n0
  82. <CizteiRanvon> DA: It's getting really annoying having to go back down to the computer room every time we talk
  83. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Remind me to remedy that asap
  84. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Once we're done with the meteor crisis
  85. <Lily_Palmer> SB: get a phone yo
  86. <Lily_Palmer> SB: uhh yeah
  87. * Anarchive is now known as Ember_Glow
  88. <Lily_Palmer> SB: go take care of your weird snake father and hurry up!
  89. <CizteiRanvon> I run up to the balcony, searching for Snakedad
  90. <ProcyonDM> You find the massive snake.
  91. <CizteiRanvon> ...Alive?
  92. <ProcyonDM> The meteors havent hit it right on yet
  93. <ProcyonDM> It looks like its injured though
  94. <Lily_Palmer> I look for the prepunched card to place for Ciztei
  95. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Damn it! >m<
  96. <Lily_Palmer> SB: yo everything alright with papa hiss?
  97. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Ok, we need to get that cruxtruder open asap
  98. <CizteiRanvon> DA: The infodump said the game has a tendancy to start killing people
  99. <CizteiRanvon> DA: lusii
  100. <CizteiRanvon> DA: maybe if we can get him into the glowy light thing, it'll save him
  101. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Do you think you can pick up an entire bookshelf?
  102. <ProcyonDM> You try, but you cant manage it.
  103. <ProcyonDM> Maybe if you got rid of the books
  104. * Jaczac (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:f9a5:7ffe:9a44:4751) has joined
  105. <CizteiRanvon> I grab the books out of the bookcase and throw them in the corner
  106. <CizteiRanvon> DA: there
  107. <CizteiRanvon> DA: even without the books, it's still a huge piece of furniture
  108. * Lily_Palmer has quit (Ping timeout: 204 seconds)
  109. * KevRedditt has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  110. * KevRedditt (KevRedditt@c-76-100-50-255.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined
  111. * CizteiRanvon has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  112. * CizteiRanvon (CizteiRanv@ip68-5-34-67.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined
  113. * Lily_Palmer (webchat@66.232.204.178) has joined
  114. <Lily_Palmer> ((post what i missed))
  115. <CizteiRanvon> ((nothing))
  116. <Lily_Palmer> ((oh ok))
  117. <Lily_Palmer> I deploy the prepunched card ((assuming i found it))
  118. <ProcyonDM> <CizteiRanvon> DA: Ok, we need to get that cruxtruder open asap
  119. <ProcyonDM> <CizteiRanvon> DA: The infodump said the game has a tendancy to start killing people
  120. <ProcyonDM> <CizteiRanvon> DA: lusii
  121. <ProcyonDM> <CizteiRanvon> DA: maybe if we can get him into the glowy light thing, it'll save him
  122. <ProcyonDM> <CizteiRanvon> DA: Do you think you can pick up an entire bookshelf?
  123. <ProcyonDM> <ProcyonDM> You try, but you cant manage it.
  124. <ProcyonDM> <ProcyonDM> Maybe if you got rid of the books
  125. <ProcyonDM> * Jaczac (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:f9a5:7ffe:9a44:4751) has joined
  126. <ProcyonDM> <CizteiRanvon> I grab the books out of the bookcase and throw them in the corner
  127. <ProcyonDM> <CizteiRanvon> DA: there
  128. <ProcyonDM> <CizteiRanvon> DA: even without the books, it's still a huge piece of furniture
  129. <Lily_Palmer> I pick up the bookshelf using the select tool
  130. <Lily_Palmer> and drop it on the cruxtruder
  131. <ProcyonDM> It smashes apart, and manages to pop open the lid
  132. <ProcyonDM> The expected glowing orb and cylider pop out.
  133. <CizteiRanvon> I grab a cylinder and dash back up to the balcondy
  134. <CizteiRanvon> *balcony
  135. <Lily_Palmer> SB: hey we should probably let your little ball eat something
  136. <Lily_Palmer> SB: so itll leave you alone
  137. <CizteiRanvon> DA: The guide said that the game prefers dead or dying objects
  138. <CizteiRanvon> DA: it's like some sort of pseudo-ressurection
  139. <Lily_Palmer> SB: what
  140. <Lily_Palmer> SB: how
  141. <Lily_Palmer> SB: my bat was hardly dead or dying
  142. <Lily_Palmer> SB: and Levi put in a perfectly fine flower
  143. <Lily_Palmer> SB: well
  144. <Lily_Palmer> SB: I assume its a fine flower
  145. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Wasn't the flower dead once he picked it?
  146. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Even if it's not true, I don't have much to lose at this point
  147. <Lily_Palmer> SB: just put something in it
  148. <Lily_Palmer> SB: it really doesnt matter
  149. <CizteiRanvon> DA: ...
  150. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Lilu
  151. <CizteiRanvon> *Lily
  152. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I need you to do something for me
  153. <Lily_Palmer> SB: what
  154. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Do you see that giant white snake that's lying on the roof and has been hit by several small meteors?
  155. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Do you think we could get him into the glowy light thing
  156. <Lily_Palmer> SB: uhh no? im not sure that will even fit
  157. <Lily_Palmer> SB: also idk if i can actually pick up things that are still alive
  158. <Lily_Palmer> SB: hold on
  159. <Lily_Palmer> I attempt to pick Ciztei up using the select tool
  160. <ProcyonDM> It flashes red.
  161. <ProcyonDM> Turns out you cant do that
  162. <Lily_Palmer> SB: yeah i cant do that
  163. <CizteiRanvon> DA: 0n0
  164. <CizteiRanvon> DA: sigh
  165. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Sorry snakedad
  166. <Lily_Palmer> SB: you could try sliding its body into the ball
  167. <Lily_Palmer> SB: or you could kill it and then let me try to pick it up
  168. <Lily_Palmer> SB: or we could have faith that he will survive the transition
  169. <Lily_Palmer> SB: Caelias just paranoid about the whole "game killing people" thing
  170. <CizteiRanvon> DA: You're probably right
  171. <CizteiRanvon> DA: We're on a time limit anyway
  172. <CizteiRanvon> I put the cruxite and pre punched card in the totem lathe
  173. <ProcyonDM> The button turns green
  174. <Lily_Palmer> SB: uhh we still have to put something in it though
  175. <Lily_Palmer> SB: isnt there something smallish in your magic room i can chuck in it real fast
  176. <CizteiRanvon> I press the button
  177. <CizteiRanvon> DA: We could use one of the books downstairs
  178. <ProcyonDM> The lathe does its thing and slices the thing up
  179. <CizteiRanvon> DA: The Encyclopedia of the Zoologically Dubious, perhaps?
  180. <ProcyonDM> It is now a totem
  181. <Lily_Palmer> SB: whats that book about
  182. <Lily_Palmer> SB: actually what would putting a book in it even do
  183. <Lily_Palmer> SB: would it take the contents from the book and become something or would it just become the book itself
  184. <CizteiRanvon> DA: It's about these weird eldrich beings on another plane that destroy reality
  185. <CizteiRanvon> DA: probably not the best thing to have as a custom game mechanic
  186. <CizteiRanvon> I pop the totem into the alchemiter and activate it
  187. <Lily_Palmer> SB: this thing should have something in it that can talk to you
  188. <Lily_Palmer> SB: do you have anything that could possibly talk
  189. <ProcyonDM> There is a flash of light, and a jack in the box is created
  190. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I have some drawings of my FLARP character
  191. <ProcyonDM> at least, you think so
  192. <CizteiRanvon> DA: some magic 8 balls
  193. <ProcyonDM> All you see is a box with a crank on it
  194. <CizteiRanvon> DA: a plush rabbitbeast in a hat
  195. <Lily_Palmer> SB: thats adorable
  196. <Lily_Palmer> SB: im putting the rabbit in
  197. <Lily_Palmer> SB: mr fluffybuns will be your guide to this hellhole murder game
  198. <CizteiRanvon> DA: sounds good
  199. <CizteiRanvon> DA: let me know when it's in so I can crack open this lovely musical jumpscare box 0u0
  200. <Lily_Palmer> I pick up the bunny and put it in the ball
  201. <ProcyonDM> The glowing orb accepts the bunny
  202. <Lily_Palmer> SB: all signs point to go
  203. <CizteiRanvon> DA: On the double! Ten four! Human jargon! 0u0
  204. <ProcyonDM> It is now a glowing Bunny
  205. <CizteiRanvon> I crank the handle on the side of the box
  206. <ProcyonDM> It stares at you.
  207. <ProcyonDM> it plays stereotypival jack in the box music
  208. <ProcyonDM> You keep turning it
  209. <ProcyonDM> After more than a minute, it still hasnt
  210. <ProcyonDM> popped
  211. <Lily_Palmer> SB: uhh
  212. <Lily_Palmer> SB: thats quite a jack in the box there
  213. <Lily_Palmer> SB: heh
  214. <Lily_Palmer> i look down at the countdown on the cruxtruder
  215. <ProcyonDM> It says 14:00
  216. <ProcyonDM> significantly longer than yours was
  217. <Lily_Palmer> SB: wtf why did you get so lucky with the whole countdown thing
  218. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Am I going to have to crank this handle for 14 more minutes 0n0
  219. <ProcyonDM> It appears so. Another few minutes and it still hasnt popped
  220. <Lily_Palmer> SB: try cranking it faster?
  221. <CizteiRanvon> I crank the handle as fast as possible. I shoot a sideways glance at Bunnysprite. This is his fault, somehow.
  222. <ProcyonDM> His mocking stare is as unrelenting as the box
  223. <ProcyonDM> 11:00
  224. <Lily_Palmer> SB: just uh
  225. <Lily_Palmer> SB: keep after it?
  226. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I'm trying!
  227. <CizteiRanvon> I try to pry the lid off
  228. <ProcyonDM> It does not.
  229. <ProcyonDM> (come off)
  230. <CizteiRanvon> I continue cranking the the handle
  231. <ProcyonDM> 10:0
  232. <ProcyonDM> 0
  233. <Lily_Palmer> I zoom out and check on snake dad
  234. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Lily? Bunnything? Snakedad?
  235. <ProcyonDM> At some point, he was hit on the head with a meteor
  236. <ProcyonDM> hes dead
  237. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I could use some advice here 0n0
  238. <ProcyonDM> Bunnything stares at you.
  239. <Lily_Palmer> SB: UHHH
  240. <Lily_Palmer> SB: SO UM
  241. <Lily_Palmer> SB: CHANGE OF PLANS
  242. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Bunny I swear to god if you keep staring at me
  243. <CizteiRanvon> DA: This is you last warning
  244. <Lily_Palmer> SB: IM GONNA BE DROPPING SOMETHING IN ON YOU
  245. <Lily_Palmer> SB: HOLD YOUR ASS
  246. <CizteiRanvon> DA: This is the last time I will warn you about stares.
  247. <ProcyonDM> The bunny continues to stare
  248. <Lily_Palmer> I attempt to pick up snake father
  249. <ProcyonDM> You make it go from ______ to ____n__
  250. <ProcyonDM> ((that made sense right))
  251. <Lily_Palmer> ((yeah))
  252. <Lily_Palmer> I then try to... drag him? to the ball
  253. <Lily_Palmer> err
  254. <Lily_Palmer> bunny
  255. <Lily_Palmer> bunnyball
  256. <ProcyonDM> The bunnyball slowly turns to look at the sphere
  257. <ProcyonDM> ((snake))
  258. <ProcyonDM> It stares as it is dragged toward it and slowly into it
  259. <ProcyonDM> Then you have
  260. <ProcyonDM> SNAKEBUNNYSPRITE
  261. <Lily_Palmer> SB: so uh
  262. <Lily_Palmer> SB: yeah
  263. <Lily_Palmer> SB: sorry about that but your caretaker is now a rabbit and is also glowing
  264. <Lily_Palmer> SB; just keep cranking away there alright?
  265. <ProcyonDM> instead of what you expected, the orb turns into just a bunny, but larger, and with a next that turns into a snake, and at the end, turns back into a bunny
  266. <Lily_Palmer> SB: that is fucking horrifying jesus
  267. <ProcyonDM> It continues to stare.
  268. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Lily, bro?
  269. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I thought we weren't using the book of horrorterrors
  270. <Lily_Palmer> SB: yeah sorry about that
  271. <CizteiRanvon> DA: nah man this is fine
  272. <CizteiRanvon> DA: or at least if would be
  273. <CizteiRanvon> DA: if I could get this GOGFORSAKEN MUSIC CUBE open! 0n0
  274. <CizteiRanvon> DA: AND STOP STARING AT ME!
  275. <ProcyonDM> 7:00
  276. <Lily_Palmer> SB: i was kind of expecting it to become a cute snake with a silly hat and some bunny ears
  277. <Lily_Palmer> SB: ignore it and CRANK THAT SHIT
  278. <CizteiRanvon> I crank that shit
  279. <ProcyonDM> You crank that shit so hard
  280. <ProcyonDM> 5:00
  281. <Lily_Palmer> I start getting nervous
  282. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Did we miss a step?
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  284. <CizteiRanvon> DA: It's cruxite, card, totem, alcehemizer
  285. <CizteiRanvon> DA: That's how it works
  286. <CizteiRanvon> DA: It should be working
  287. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Why isn't it working 0n0
  288. <Lily_Palmer> SB: this should be all right
  289. <Lily_Palmer> SB: maybe uh
  290. * KevRedditt (KevRedditt@c-76-100-50-255.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined
  291. <Lily_Palmer> SB; try throwing it
  292. <CizteiRanvon> I hurl the box at Bunnysprite's face
  293. <ProcyonDM> It hits it.
  294. <ProcyonDM> Its stares
  295. <ProcyonDM> The timer has stopped.
  296. <CizteiRanvon> DA: what
  297. <Lily_Palmer> SB: uhhh
  298. <CizteiRanvon> DA: does that mean it worked?
  299. <Lily_Palmer> SB: ok maybe the timer is how long you have to crank it for?
  300. <Lily_Palmer> SB: you should really keep going
  301. <CizteiRanvon> DA: alright
  302. <CizteiRanvon> DA: It's only a few more minutes anyways
  303. <CizteiRanvon> I pick the box back up and continue cranking
  304. <ProcyonDM> The timer continues
  305. <ProcyonDM> 6:00
  306. <CizteiRanvon> DA: does it just not move unless I'm cranking it?
  307. <CizteiRanvon> DA: could I stop and be safe from firey doom forever?
  308. <ProcyonDM> ((4:00))
  309. <Lily_Palmer> SB: considering you guardian just died, its safe to say you arent safe
  310. <ProcyonDM> Lily notices the meteors getting ever closer
  311. <Lily_Palmer> SB: UH YEAH HURRY UP DO IT FASTER
  312. * `DICE (~RayGold@pool-98-113-252-119.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  313. <ProcyonDM> roll 1d20 to react well
  314. <`DICE> ProcyonDM rolled 1d20 to react well [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
  315. <ProcyonDM> It suddenly pops open
  316. <ProcyonDM> The timer drops to 0
  317. <ProcyonDM> and you fall backwards onto your head
  318. <ProcyonDM> roll 1d2 damage
  319. <`DICE> ProcyonDM rolled 1d2 damage [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  320. <ProcyonDM> take a damage
  321. <ProcyonDM> You have now entered
  322. <CizteiRanvon> noted
  323. <ProcyonDM> There is a flash of light
  324. <CizteiRanvon> what's inside
  325. <Lily_Palmer> SB: hey you alright bro
  326. <Lily_Palmer> SB: you kind of took a trip B)
  327. <ProcyonDM> You didnt manage to catch a peek at the fruits of your labors
  328. <ProcyonDM> because you fell over
  329. <CizteiRanvon> DA: All that, and I never even saw what it was
  330. <Lily_Palmer> SB: its probably nothing important
  331. <Lily_Palmer> SB: dont sweat it
  332. <Lily_Palmer> SB: anyways how do things look where you are
  333. <CizteiRanvon> DA: um
  334. <CizteiRanvon> So, any huge floating letters?
  335. <ProcyonDM> ((what))
  336. <ProcyonDM> ((there arent?))
  337. * CizteiRanvon has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  338. <Lily_Palmer> ((when Anion reveals a planet, he has the name of the planet appear in big floaty letters a la canon))
  339. <ProcyonDM> ((so youre saying taht john could actually see the name))
  340. <ProcyonDM> ok jeez
  341. <ProcyonDM> "LAND OF CONVEYORS AND CAVERNS"
  342. <Lily_Palmer> ((i think? at the very least thats how Anion revealed my land name to me and Jakrens land name to him? idk yo))
  343. <ProcyonDM> ((well ok))
  344. <ProcyonDM> ((i didnt do that with anyoneelse's))
  345. <ProcyonDM> ((anyway there it is)
  346. <Lily_Palmer> ((yeah))
  347. * CizteiRanvon (CizteiRanv@ip68-5-34-67.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined
  348. <ProcyonDM> "LAND OF CONVEYORS AND CAVERNS"
  349. <Lily_Palmer> ((idk i liked discovering the land name for myself but i ran along with it))
  350. <CizteiRanvon> ((did i miss much))
  351. <Lily_Palmer> ((nope))
  352. <ProcyonDM> ((so you guys just saw a flash
  353. <ProcyonDM> ((gonna act on that?))
  354. <Lily_Palmer> SB: hey uh
  355. <Lily_Palmer> SB: i assume you dont have any meteors coming after you now
  356. <CizteiRanvon> DA: True
  357. <Lily_Palmer> SB: wanna verify that claim
  358. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Well, there was a bright flash
  359. <CizteiRanvon> DA: And the timer's gone
  360. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I'm not even sure what happened to the box
  361. * KevRedditt has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  362. <Lily_Palmer> SB: it disappears
  363. <Lily_Palmer> SB: all of those things do apparently
  364. <CizteiRanvon> DA: well
  365. <CizteiRanvon> DA: It appears we have been had by a monochromatic musical jumpscare sphere
  366. <CizteiRanvon> DA: what now?
  367. <Lily_Palmer> SB: well
  368. <Lily_Palmer> SB: you should find out where you are now
  369. <Lily_Palmer> SB: maybe talk to your new guide?
  370. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I'm not sure if it'll talk to me
  371. <CizteiRanvon> DA: It just keep staring
  372. <CizteiRanvon> DA: ANYTHING TO ADD, BUNNYSNAKE?
  373. <ProcyonDM> it stares
  374. <ProcyonDM> its neck slithers around, but its head stays gyroscopic
  375. <CizteiRanvon> DA: TuT
  376. <Lily_Palmer> SB: uhh
  377. <Lily_Palmer> SB: i guess youll have to go to us for all your information?
  378. <Lily_Palmer> SB: its ok
  379. <Lily_Palmer> SB: im in the same boat
  380. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Your guide is an insufferable prick too?
  381. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Who did you prototype, Caelia?
  382. <CizteiRanvon> DA: 0u0
  383. * Jaczac has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  384. <ProcyonDM> (BUUUUURN))
  385. <Lily_Palmer> SB: mine is just
  386. <Lily_Palmer> SB: oh
  387. <Lily_Palmer> SB: OHHH
  388. * Jaczac (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:f9a5:7ffe:9a44:4751) has joined
  389. <Lily_Palmer> SB: JESUS
  390. * Jaczach (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:f9a5:7ffe:9a44:4751) has joined
  391. <Lily_Palmer> SB: its illegal to burn a person like that from where im from
  392. * Jaczach has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  393. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Tu0
  394. <Lily_Palmer> SB: nah but mines a bat
  395. <Lily_Palmer> SB: it.... doesnt talk much
  396. <Lily_Palmer> SB: i need something else to put in it
  397. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Got a dead parental figure?
  398. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I jest, of course
  399. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I mean
  400. <CizteiRanvon> DA: That would be incredibly insensitive if you actually did have a dead parental figure
  401. <CizteiRanvon> DA: but also a valid course of action?
  402. <Lily_Palmer> SB: im... not sure?
  403. <Lily_Palmer> SB: i thought my bro got in the house before i was teleported
  404. <Lily_Palmer> SB: but
  405. <Lily_Palmer> SB: maybe he didnt
  406. <Lily_Palmer> SB: oh god
  407. <Lily_Palmer> SB: what if hes dead
  408. <Lily_Palmer> SB: WHAT IF HES DEAD
  409. <CizteiRanvon> DA: shoooooosh
  410. <CizteiRanvon> DA: shoooooooooooosh
  411. <Lily_Palmer> SB: OH GOD OH GOD CIZTEI WHAT IF MY BROTHER IS DEAD
  412. <Lily_Palmer> SB: right
  413. <Lily_Palmer> SB: right
  414. <Lily_Palmer> SB: gotta stay positive
  415. <CizteiRanvon> DA: sshhhhh
  416. <CizteiRanvon> DA: There are two options
  417. <CizteiRanvon> DA: either he was brought along when you teleported, and is now somewhere on your planet
  418. <CizteiRanvon> DA: or he wasn't in which case he likely left to escape the meteor
  419. <CizteiRanvon> DA: the point is
  420. <CizteiRanvon> DA: You helped me save my lusus
  421. <CizteiRanvon> DA: even if he is part snake now
  422. <CizteiRanvon> DA: And we're all going to do everything we can to help you find yours
  423. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I promise. 0u0
  424. <Lily_Palmer> SB: thank you
  425. <Lily_Palmer> SB: right
  426. <Lily_Palmer> SB: everythings going to be fine
  427. <Lily_Palmer> SB: just fine
  428. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I wonder if we'll be able to meet up soon
  429. <Lily_Palmer> SB: i hope so
  430. <Lily_Palmer> SB: its awfully lonely in this hole
  431. <CizteiRanvon> DA: well
  432. <CizteiRanvon> DA: I guess we'll just have to keep playing
  433. <Lily_Palmer> SB: yeah
  434. <Lily_Palmer> SB: im gonna go try and find something to put in my bat
  435. <Lily_Palmer> SB: talk to you later, aight?
  436. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Sure thing 0u0
  437. <CizteiRanvon> DA: keep the faith bro
  438. <CizteiRanvon> DA: Believe in yourself and all that
  439. <Lily_Palmer> SB: haha yeah
  440. <CizteiRanvon> DA: guess i'm off to go ride some conveyor belts
  441. <CizteiRanvon> DA:later Tu0
  442. <CizteiRanvon> --END--
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