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- >"Urgh", you gurgle out, as you awake to a splitting headache.
- >You take a moment to admire the amazing view of....Tartarus.
- > Well fuck, just....fuck this
- >It's too early for this shit.
- >You get up, not bothering to check your immediate surroundings as you try to will away the pain in your head
- >As you get to your feet, Your wondering why you weren't dead, as you turn around.
- >Only to come face to face with...a trumpet?
- >You stare at it absentmindedly, not even noticing the creature holding the instrument.
- >Your eyes slowly widen in realization of what's about to happen.
- >A single thought runs through your head as you get blasted back on your ass by the force of the trumpet
- >It's WAY too early for this shit
- >you scrabble to your feet, fists raised in anticipation, as you look upon..... Something?
- >No, seriously, what the hell is that thing?
- >You struggle to come up with an adequate description for such a bizarrely mismatched creature.
- >The...thing seems to have gotten its jollies off at your expense, as it somehow floats in the air, clutching it's stomach as it laughs hysterically
- >While it laughs, you spend the time studying....it? Her?
- >The head seems closest to that of a doe, yet it had two horns protruding from its mane of shockingly white hair.
- >It also had a small bit of extra hair going down the back of its neck, as well as having distinctly goat-like ears.
- >Her body , because your starting to think it's female, and left arm seem to be that of an eagle.
- >Her right arm was that of a lion, with the right foot of a dinosaur and the left foot of a goat.
- >She also appeared to have the tail of a Dragon, along with wings belonging to both bird and bat.
- >Your suspicions as to her gender are immediately put to rest, while your jimmies start rustling, when she finally stops laughing, and starts...insulting
- >"Oh boy mister, you'r a real riot, you know that? I haven't had a laugh like that in quite a while!" she proclaims rather gleefully
- >A bit Too gleefully for your liking.
- >You Ignore her jab, and instead ask her your two most prominent questions
- >"Who, or what, are you?"
- >She takes a few seconds to respond, looking at your still raised fists and smiling a little
- >Well mister i'm a Draconequus, and my name's Eris.....
- TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS, I WILL UPDATE SOON, very soon
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