RO/PT: Noncanan bipching

RO: working for the highbloods man you sold out
RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs the cool rebel now
PT: FUCK THAT STOP
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR told the high blood to shove it
PT: IM NOT WORKING FOR THE HIGHBLOODS STOP
PT: IM WORKING FOR SEISKA STOP
RO:  oooh kissy kissy
PT: YOU JELLY STOP
RO: technically CIRRIN RUNFAR was working for her for a while too
PT: SORT OF STOP
PT: BUT THATS NOT WHAT YOURE JELLY OF STOP
RO: tch fine so CIRRIN RUNFARs a little jellous but she doesnt hate you in that way
PT: REGARDLESS STOP
PT: I DIDNT SELL OUT STOP
PT: HELL I LOST ALL MY MONEY FOR THIS STOP
PT: THATS MORE BUYING OUT STOP
RO: no its called being a chump
PT: THERES NOTHING CHUMPLIKE ABOUT REDROM STOP
RO: theres nothing redromlike about being taken for a ride
PT: CIRRIN STOP
PT: THAT JOKE WAS TOO EASY STOP
PT: NOT EVEN GOING THERE STOP
RO: too easy?
RO: sounds a lot like you
PT: NOT COOL STOP
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR heard you used to hit on all the assassins that came your way
RO: that lonely sitting up by yourself on that mountain?
PT: I THINK YOU MISHEARD STOP
PT: I USED TO HIT ALL THE ASSASSINS STOP
PT: I ONLY HIT ON THE CUTE ONES STOP
RO: oh right you have standards
PT: YEP STOP
RO: well what are these standards?
PT: LOOK A FEW LINES UP STOP
PT: ONLY THE GOOD LOOKING ASSASSINS STOP
PT: THE ONES WHO LIVE UP TO THE ASS IN THEIR TITLE STOP
RO: describe good looking
RO: apart from the ass
PT: GOOD SHAPE STOP
PT: NICE FACE STOP
PT: ETC STOP
RO: thats so vague and lame
PT: FUCK YOU IM A FIGHTER NOT A POET STOP
RO: like how about an example?
RO: anyone CIRRIN RUNFAR knows you think is good looking?
PT: WELL STOP
PT: SEISKA STOP
PT: YOU COULD HAVE GUESSED THAT STOP
RO: yeah CIRRIN RUNFAR did
RO: shes not but shes got a weird looking eye
PT: YOU SPELLED COOL WRONG STOP
PT: ALSO STOP
PT: GO FUCK YOURSELF STOP
PT: SHES PRETTY MUCH AS CUTE AS IT GETS STOP
RO: you should tell her to keep the eyepatch on
RO: eyepatches get all the bitches
RO: also your a bitch
PT: MY A BITCH STOP
PT: WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN STOP
RO: shut up you know what CIRRIN RUNFAR said so theres no point in being all poncy and fancy with wordmaking
PT: TIARNAS NOT SO BAD EITHER STOP
PT:> CANT TELL WITH YOU BECAUSE YOUR LOWER TEETH COVER YOUR ENTIRE FACE STOP
RO: do you need a closer look~?
PT: MAYBE AFTER WE FIND YOU A DENTIST STOP
RO: hey maybe you need a dentist
PT: LEMME CHECK STOP
RO: also how does a dentist work anyway?
PT: NOPE I DONT HAVE AN UNDERBITE THE SIZE OF A CONTINENT STOP
PT: THAT WOULD BE YOU STOP
PT: AND THEY FIX YOUR DAMN TEETH STOP
PT: AND CLEAN THEM STOP
PT: AN ALIEN CONCEPT TO YOU STOP
RO: yeah thats pretty stupid CIRRIN RUNFAR usually breaks them off and waits for a new one to grow
PT: I CAN HELP WITH THAT STOP
PT: THOUGH IM NOT SURE IF THATD BE A GOOD IDEA STOP
RO: whys that?
PT: CANT BE TOO SANITARY IF YOUD RATHER BREAK THEM OFF THAN CLEAN THEM STOP
RO: whats sanitary?
PT: ELLIPSES STOP
PT: WOW STOP
PT: YOU MADE THE JOKE FOR ME AGAIN STOP
RO: whatever its just a word
PT: IT MEANS CLEAN YOU IDIOT STOP