I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
fucking ducks

I do not like ducks,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
ducks.

Would you like ducks
Here or there?

I would not like ducks
here or there.
I would not like ducks
anywhere.
I do not like
fucking ducks.
I do not like ducks,
Sam-I-am

Would you like ducks
in a house?
Would you like ducks
with a mouse?

I do not like ducks
in a house.
I do not like ducks
with a mouse.
I do not like ducks
here or there.
I do not like ducks
anywhere.
I do not like fucking ducks.
I do not like ducks, Sam-I-am.


Would you eat ducks
in a box?
Would you eat ducks
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat ducks here or there.
I would not eat ducks anywhere.
I would not eat ducks.
I do not like ducks, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat ducks! Eat ducks!
Here they are.

I woould not,
could not,
in a car

You may like ducks.
You will see.
You may like ducks
in a tree?
Not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like ducks in a box.
I do not like ducks with a fox
I do not like ducks in a house
I do mot like ducks with a mouse
I do not like ducks here or there.
I do not like ducks anywhere.
I do not like fucking ducks.
I do not like ducks, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat ducks with a mouse
I will not eat ducks in a house.
I will not eat ducks here or there.
I will not eat ducks anywhere.
I do not like ducks, Sam-I-am.


Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like ducks, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat ducks here or there.
I do not like ducks anywhere!

You do not like
fucking ducks?

I do not
like ducks,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat ducks in the rain.
I will not eat ducks on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like ducks in a box.
I do not like ducks with a fox.
I will not eat ducks in a house.
I do not like ducks with a mouse.
I do not like ducks here or there.
I do not like ducks ANYWHERE!

I do not like
fucking ducks

I do not like ducks,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try ducks! Try ducks!
ANd you may.
Try ducks and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try ducks.
You will see.

Say!
I like fucking ducks!
I do! I like ducks, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat ducks in a boat!
And I would eat ducks with a goat...
And I will eat ducks in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Ducks are so good so good you see!

So I will eat ducks in a box.
And I will eat ducks with a fox.
And I will eat ducks in a house.
And I will eat ducks with a mouse.
And I will eat ducks here and there.
Say! I will eat ducks ANHYWHERE!

I do so like
fucking ducks!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am