Paladin Teacher: Chapter 2

>Little yeti in my street is selling homemade icecream
>Buy one
>Immideatly spit it out
>it's not lemon
>It's fucking apple
>Demand an explanation for this bullshittery
>She says she doesn't have any lemons today
>Girl, I tasted your mother's lemon icecream last summer, that shit was so tart my fucking helmet scrunched up, now give me my fucking lemons
>Says she'll be back tomorrow
>That's fine, I leave for work
>Next day, yeti's back, and she brought lemons
>One problem
<There's a fucking line
>Fine, I can wait
>I want my fucking lemons
>Time goes by, finally my turn
>She's sold out
>Ultrafuckingdepressed.gif
>Take the rest of the day off, not that there was much of it left anyway
>Visit the local icecream shop and order a lemon sundae
>It's not the same, but at least it's lemon

>Summertime, and the AC is broken
>Yuki-onnas and ice elementals are lamenting their cruel fate
>My sheer hatred for them makes the room temperature drop some thirty degrees
>I'm their fucking hero now, and they keep cozying up to me during class
>At least none of them are trying to grope me, and they are paying attention

>Get accosted by oni in the hallway
>She's like a head taller than me, but I'm not scared
>A bit more worried about her shirtbuttons, they are barely holding back her giant red tits
>She angrily yells at me for turning her bolli bait into Manly McManlyson
>Suddenly Squire outta nowhere!
>He wants to know why she's bulling his Master i.e. Teacher i.e. me
>Grab her by her waist
>She can't do anything, the combined scent of his manliness and virginity is overpowering her senses
>She's so drunk, she's making weird faces
>I think I confiscated a hentai doujin with that exact expression once
>Squire german suplexes her so hard the floor cracks
>It's fine, she's an oni, she can take it
>Manly handshake, and we go our seperate ways
>But not before covering the strings she calls panties with my cape

>Squire has subjugated all the onis into proper ladies of learning
>They arrive on time, take notes and keep quiet
>They even have a study group now
>Squire has graduated from onis to ushi-onis
>Currently handling three of them at once like he's fucking Steve Irvin in Jurassic Park
<It's working
>So proud of him

>Alp clings to my leg, begging for help
>Tell him to tackle a guy and yell a certain phrase
>Alp does his thing to the guy he likes
<"IF YOU DON'T LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK, YOU'RE GAY!"
>Victim is screaming and cursing at me
>Pedal home, laughing all the way

>Headmaster stops me on my daily patrol of the school grounds
>She wants to know if I have been nice to the mamono students
>Stuff the last piece of garlic bread I bullied the vampires with in my mouth
>Slide the silver crosses for werewolves under my tabard
>Drop the spray bottle of holy water I use on hellhounds down my pants
>Slip the riding crop for centaur discipline into my sleeve
>The lich's phylactery goes up the other
>Whisk the can of bugspray away to the small of my back
>Already got rid of the catnip
>Car battery clamps for combined Raiju-Automaton-Gremlin bullying neatly hidden behind my shield
>Shears hidden in my helmet
>Canisters of CO2 for making lamias cold tucked away in my fake scabbard
>State in my most honest voice that I would never willingly harm a student, monster or otherwise
>The dumb bitch believed me

>Have to actually teach for once
>It's the most boring part
>Explain to students the importante of being graceful in defeat
>Fuck it, I read them the entire "General MacArthur's poem to his son"
>Why are my student's crying?

>Get in fight with Jinko student
>She wouldn't pay attention, keeps disrupting class, and now things have escalated
>Nearly break her back during the back
>I'm fucking strong, don't mess with me
>She finally admits defeat when I force her arm out of socket as payback for sundering my helmet
>She won't stop staring at my face
>It's embarrassing, I feel naked without my helmet
>Have to use a paper bag for the rest of the day
>Commission a new helmet from my blacksmith buddy
>Now that Jinko won't stop stalking me
>At least I had a spare helmet at home