B4 AiE, during AiE, Fetishshy and Rainbro.

Will put up stuff here I posted as anon whenever I fucking get around to searching mah archives of the Flutterrapist, Fetishshy, Rainbro, and early AIE threads. For now just gonna drunkenly type up a new one.

>Be day something or other in Equestria
>Going with Tuesday.
>Just trying to do your normal routine.
>Unfortunately your normal routine involves a certain stalker yellow and pink pegasus.
>Always with the fetish guesses, retard level traps, and drugs.
>At least it was never the same thing twice. Kept you on your toes.
>Noon now and still no Fluttahs.
>Dammit Fluttershy hurry the fuck up. I got shit to do.
>Fuck it, you leave to go do shit and/or things.
>You open the front door to leave and catch Fluttershy about to knock.
>She stumbles foward into you. "Oh!, um sorry Anon I di.."
"You're late, just ask if whaterver it is is my fetish."
>"Ummm, ok... Anon, is a bashful, quiet girl who's too awkward to express herself reasonably, but just wants you to return the love she has for you your fetish?"
"No Fluttershy, a bashf... Wait, you love me? Like, love me for me love? Not just love for[spoiler]my hot monkey dick?[/spoiler]"
>Her cheeks darken at your vulgarity. "...mumblemumblyes...", she says quietly looking down. Her mane falling over her face.
>You reach down and cup your hand under her chin, lifting her face up to meet your gaze.
"Well damn Fluttershy, you finally guessed my fetish.", you say with a genuine smile.