Eatingassia

It was a delightful day in the land of Eatingassia, the assbirds were chirping and the assbugs were humming. The gays were walking down the street and they spotted a lawbreaker named SpaceJohn. He was an illegal immigrant to the country, and the Gays were the council, so the banished him from the land of the ass. The other illegal immigrants became scared, and the Gays also punished them. But the illegal immigrants had it in their heads: a plan. They would tell the Hevitato that they had been banished, and they hoped the Hevitato would let them come back. But the hevitato refused such an offer. 'If they had been banned, they shall stay banned' he had said. So the illegal immigrants kept on trying with different people: the Momsi, the Slabsi, and finally, the Hevisi. The hevisi said they could enter if they completed a task for him. The task was 'Go out and find my girlfriend. If you do, I will let you back in.' The immigrants tried and tried, but they knew they could never. But on that fateful day where they thought all hope was lost, they saw Hevisi's girlfriend. They raced towards the woman on the horizon, and asked 'You are hevisi's girlfriend, aren't you?' the woman responded with a nod of her head. 'Who sent you, and why are you here?' she asked. 'We were sent by the Hevisi, and we are here so we can be let back in the land of Eatingassia. We had been banished by the gays, and Hevisi says he can let us in if we bring you back.' The woman obliged to follow them.

Soon, they were back in the kingdom. Hevisi said to let them in, and the Gays did as told. 'But one more crime...' said the hevisi, and the immigrants knew how to fill in the blanks.

Years later, they had forgotten what Hevisi had said. One said 'we should rob the bank on high street...while high!' another said ' PIPI PIPIPI PI!' So off they went, to the bank on High, while high!, and as soon as they walked in, the alarms were set off and they were imediatly thrown into handcuffs. Now, they had been truly banned from the kingdom of Eatingassia.

All was well until there was a ring from the church bell. A ping, the Gays thought. There was another one, and someone said 'anyone ^^?'. They pinged again. The Hevisi was unhappy at this. Another ping rang out. And another. Another. Another. Hevisi was incredibly angry. He said to this person 'You've been banished immediately! GAH!'. This was it.