more incorrect pokerp quotes

Zor: What's the largest thing you can think of?
Katarina: Infinity
Zor: Yeah, well how about infinity plus two?
Katarina: Infinity is not present on the number line, you uneducated shit. Infinity is but a concept and cannot be assigned a numerical value, and, thus, it cannot have something added to it to create a larger value. Fucking educate yourself on basic mathematical ideas before you come at me with this shit

  Kali: I never brag.
Anya: You once called yourself “proof of God’s existence.”

Kieran: I think you guys would be very happy here.
Rashad: No, we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple.
Kieran: Oh. Okay. Sorry.
Shiva: Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?
Rashad: We are not having this conversation again.

Zor: Hello there, long time no see!
Zor: Except in my revenge fantasies where I see you on an hourly basis.

Katarina: Your intellect is atrocious.
Jona: Your FACE is atrocious!
Katarina: Ha, yeah.
Jona: Wait, no-

Zor, at 3 a.m: [whispering] The easter bunny is jesus christ’s fursona.
Anya: If you talk again I’m going to choke you with a pillow.

Shelly: I scare them, don't I?
Lauren: They're terrified of you.
Shelly: That makes me so happy.

Zor: If you had 10 cookies and I asked for 5, how many would you have?
Jack: None.
Zor: Jack, it’s basic math, it’s not that ha—
Jack: I would give you all of them because I love you.
Zor:
Zor, holding back tears: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my room.

Val: Katarina, wake up!
Katarina: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out.

Zor: Listen, I know about your diabolical plan.
Anya: A diabolical plan? I wouldn’t even know how to begin a dia-
Zor: *holds up a manuscript with "My Diabolical Plan by Anya" scrawled on it in crayon*

Xan: You can’t let fear rule your life.
Zor: Of course I can! That’s my thing!

Shelly: Why is it whenever I have fun, it’s considered ‘wrong’?
Lauren: Shelly, when you have fun, people die.

Anya: Uh, Xan, can I ask you a question?
Xan: Yeah.
Anya: Why are we laying on the ground?
Xan: You got knocked out by a flying dumbbell, so I laid down next to you so people would think we were just chilling.

Zor: Today I saw the biggest dumb ass.
Anya: Oh you looked in a mirror?

Robin: Hold the fuck up.
Katarina: What?
Robin: No, I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

Lauren: Did you do it?
Shelly: Something goes wrong and you blame me. After all these years, where’s the trust?
    [pause]
Shelly: Yes, I did.

Anya: I have great hair and I love lying.

Zor: Bitch.
Anya: Blocked.
Zor: Wait, unblock me - I need to tell you something.
Anya: …Unblocked.
Zor: Bitch.

Zor: Z is just a sideways N.
Xan: It's 2am, please stop.
Zor: Zo.

Grace: I think I hate you.
Val: Y’know, I’m okay with that.

Jona: We need a distraction.
Sasha: Are any of us good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Val: My time has come.

Zviad: You have no idea what I’m capable of.
Beau: No offense, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

Katarina: I have a calcaneonavicular fracture in my foot.
Val: What’s that?
Katarina: It’s like a hand that you walk on

Zor: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Jack: [taking the coffee pot as he walks by] What if you don't?