Seryth Nortra 2

Re: REKT: God Throws Dice (Main Thread)

Postby Seryth Nortra » Wed May 27, 2015 8:28 pm
A significantly less OP profile:

Name:
Image
But you can call Image Jugjugmleep, because that's a sound he makes. The only sound he makes.

Age: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT ASK. THE LITTLE BASTARD GOES BERSERK!

Gender: Male. I think. It's not telling, but seems more male to me.

Personal Information: It's a small, tentacled thing with pincers and crab-like legs inside of a shell with two feeler antennae and two larger, shorter, thicker eye antennae. It's about twice the size of your head, with a brain so efficient that it's still smarter than most of you bastards.
Not that that's very hard.
Anyways, it comes from a water world, where it was a renowned writer and a somewhat competent engineer. A nice guy, wealthy, everyone liked him.
Then it left the planet, found its way into a dictatorship, and tried to introduce its books there. It would have been fine if the thing hadn't freaking downloaded his entire collected works into the dictator's BRAIN as a form of protest. Let's just say the dictator didn't like that.
Did I mention that the son of a bitch is telepathic? Yeah. Go figure. And it has no regard for privacy. You're just lucky that it can only communicate, and not read, unless it latches itself onto your ugly head, and even then, your minds are such a mess that most likely it won't pick up anything. Most likely. Beware, it can jump higher than you can, unless you're a motherfucking kangaroo.
Just so that you know, yes, it's mostly as squishy as you, just that its shell is as hard as your thigh bone. For your severely lacking information, that means that most weapons can get through it, but your fist cannot unless you're a motherfucking gorilla.

Personality: Loves puns, loves joking, and probably has the worst sense of tact and what is and isn't appropriate since the rest of you frakkers. Also, it doesn't want to be around you. And if you comment on its small size, it does a weird happy dance. I don't know, okay? And it hates you. With most people it takes the stance of, "I don't know you, but you got REKT, so you're probably the worst scum of the galaxy. I hate you by default." If I have to clean up ONE MORE mess from someone asking about its age, I will kill whoever dies and gets recovered from that fight (be it Jugjugmleep or the poor, stupid bastard that asked about its age) again. where do you think the hot girl from squad four went?

Reason your character got REKT: Dowloaded his entire collected works into a powerful dictator's head.

Stats:
  Energy: 0
  Durability: -1
  Maneuverability: 0
  Hacking Systems: 1
  Computer: -1
  PSI Unit: [color=40FF00]1[/color]
  Robotics: -1
  Engines: 0
Skills:
  Charisma: -2
  Intuition: 0
  Handiwork: 1
  Conventional Weapons: 0
  Unconventional Weapons: -1
  Exotic: 0
  General Knowledge: 1
  Auxiliary: 0

Purchases: 1 lasgun, grenade pack (1 smoke, 1 explosive, one proximity), 1 cargo pod, 2 sets of scout drones, 1 particle gun. (Soundcard installed; it plays a song of the thing's own devising whenever firing. The song, unless you have ears like Jugjugmleep does, mostly sounds like a horrible screech. Have fun on missions with the little bastard, screeches in your ear all day long.)