why the fuck not

Dwebble (M) @ Oran Berry
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 36 HP / 236 Atk / 236 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Stealth Rock
- X-Scissor
- Spikes
- Rock Blast

Staryu @ Life Orb
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 36 HP / 200 SAtk / 236 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Rapid Spin
- Hydro Pump
- Thunderbolt
- Recover

Porygon @ Eviolite
Trait: Trace
EVs: 236 HP / 196 Def / 76 SAtk
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Thunder Wave
- Tri Attack
- Recover
- Shadow Ball

Mienfoo (M) @ Eviolite
Trait: Regenerator
EVs: 156 HP / 76 Atk / 196 Def / 76 Spd
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Substitute
- Hi Jump Kick
- Drain Punch
- Payback

Chinchou (M) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Volt Absorb
EVs: 52 Def / 228 SAtk / 220 Spd
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Volt Switch
- Hydro Pump
- Icy Wind
- Thunderbolt

Murkrow (F) @ Life Orb
Trait: Super Luck
EVs: 236 Atk / 84 SAtk / 188 Spd
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Heat Wave
- Sucker Punch
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Brave Bird