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- >Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
- >Your niece spoils the ever-loving crap out of her
- >Hugs, playing, singing together, they do it all
- >Once, found niece in her room playing with dolls, sans Fluffy Pony
- "Where's Fluffy?"
- >"She said something about cooking dinner, and I haven't seen her since."
- >Gotta get this kid some Ritalin or something...
- >... Wait, did she just say...
- >OHSHIT
- >Run to the kitchen, hoping to God that Fluffy can't work the oven
- >Look into living room as you run
- >Double-take
- >Find Fluffy stuck upside-down in your niece's doll house
- >In the kitchen
- >Trying to cook dinner for her doll friends
- >Fluffy looks up at you bashfully
- >"Fwuffy dunno wat-"
- "- I know, I know... You don't know what went wrong."
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