Jump 427: Zootopia

Jump #427: Zootopia
>The Hierophant, reversed: A calcified old regime.
>Age: 27
>Location: Rainforest District
>Identity: Wolf, Shyster (-100)
>Slick (Free, Shyster)
This also works effectively when you say everything like a deadpan snarker.
>All About the Bengals, Baby! (800, Shyster)
Wheeling and dealing, it makes the world go round.
>Organized Crime (600, Shyster)
Ah, and the ability to easily attract people to my completely legitimate business! Always a help.
>I Know Everybody (300, Shyster)
Sometimes you want to go to a jump where everybody knows your name. Until someone creates the Cheers Jumpchain (with optional Frasier drawback) I've got this perk.
>Political Face (100)
Doesn't help to be able to keep a straight face when you're pulling the rug out from someone.
>Guide Book (Upgraded) (0)
Having an updated guide to any city I visit is a useful thing!

So. Zootopia! Actually this is basically a vacation. The tech here is a bit eclectic, and CruxCorp comes in and does its own thing while I take my time and oh hey someone just shot me with a dart gun except I'm immune to poisons so Assistant Mayor Bellweather just ended up spontaneously getting sheared in her sleep because that's how we do revenge while keeping the rating and comedic theme.

Ah, Disney movies....