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Neo Iornia Session 11: Civilization!!

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  1. Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
  2. Warlord has connected.
  3. Agi has connected.
  4.  
  5. Swablu:
  6. fuckin
  7.  
  8. Swablu:
  9. I need to figure out which 'mon I even have
  10. Thrice:
  11. ull be ok
  12.  
  13. Swablu:
  14. I might, I might not.
  15.  
  16. Tidus:
  17. We can count on the Iornia Regional Map always existing, right
  18. Thrice:
  19. yeah sure i guess
  20. Thrice:
  21. I won't delete the map or anything if that's what you mean
  22. Tokens dropped onto map 'Iornia Regional Map' by player Agi (Player)
  23. Tokens dropped onto map 'Iornia Regional Map' by player Agi (Player)
  24. Tidus:
  25. yeh
  26. Tokens dropped onto map 'Iornia Regional Map' by player Agi (Player)
  27. Tidus:
  28. ...I caught one of the Poochyena didn't I
  29. Emergency has connected.
  30. Tidus:
  31. I didn't save it.
  32. Tokens dropped onto map 'Iornia Regional Map' by player Agi (Player)
  33.  
  34. Foongus:
  35. fkn Foongus
  36.  
  37. Poochyena:
  38. im right here son
  39.  
  40. Poochyena:
  41. on the bay
  42.  
  43. Poochyena:
  44. top right
  45.  
  46. Poochyena:
  47. i have nine aychpeezles
  48.  
  49. Poochyena:
  50. found it
  51. Poochyena:
  52. i'd recommend makingi t a PC.
  53. Thrice:
  54. So it has vision that you can see
  55. Poochyena:
  56. So Irwin's with the prof
  57. Poochyena:
  58. I'll send Tidus to the prof too, give him some rest
  59. Poochyena:
  60. Keeping the Swablu in the party
  61. Poochyena:
  62. And those shitter non-deltas in the PC
  63. Poochyena:
  64. I -assume- the Professor has no need to research our starter deltas.
  65. Thrice:
  66. Not their base forms
  67. Thrice:
  68. Their evolutions, maybe
  69. Poochyena:
  70. fair enough.
  71. Poochyena:
  72. We're waiting for Merge to finish his dinner, yeah?
  73. Poochyena:
  74. I'm sitting in the voice chat, making sure I'm done all my upkeep
  75. Emergency:
  76. just do your thing start it up
  77. Emergency:
  78. i'll join in as soon as I'm done cooking
  79. Emergency:
  80. which is 80% finished
  81.  
  82. Swablu:
  83. Historically, we won't
  84.  
  85. Swablu:
  86. and we'll just wait until you're done
  87.  
  88. Swablu:
  89. and then wait another 45 minutes to get startled
  90. Thrice:
  91. So, at the end of last session, you had trekked around the stormy bay and followed the southern river to the low eastern cliffs of the --what the fuck did I name these things right the Corraire Furths which is the only Irish word pronounced anything like what it's spelled, Core-Ire. or Corrarr. Leaning against a sharp cliff ahead, with nobody and nothing else in sight, is a strangely-dressed teenage boy playing a fiddle.
  92.  
  93. Swablu:
  94. How long has he been fiddling there
  95.  
  96. Fiddler:
  97. You dunno, he just popped into view when you rounded the corner. He DID address you last session
  98.  
  99. Swablu:
  100. also u def said Harriet was wearing a T-shirt what is this
  101.  
  102. Fiddler:
  103. But he shall again now
  104.  
  105. Harriet:
  106. She put a jacket and vest on so as to not be super cold
  107.  
  108. Harriet:
  109. During the trek
  110.  
  111. Harriet:
  112. still not a hoodie tho
  113.  
  114. Swablu:
  115. >SHE HAD AN EXTRA JACKET
  116.  
  117. Harriet:
  118. It's not exactly a raincoat
  119.  
  120. Harriet:
  121. It's a blazer
  122.  
  123. Harriet:
  124. it's just something with sleeves
  125.  
  126. Fiddler:
  127. He cuts a jaunty tune in minor key with his fiddle, then points at you with the fiddlestick, "What, did ya not hear me? I SAID, murdered anyone interesting lately?"
  128.  
  129. Fiddler:
  130. rare footage of the word 'fiddlestick' being used for a fiddlestick
  131.  
  132. Ivan:
  133. Ivan was unimpressed with the obviously insane hipster fiddler. "I think the weather's done plenty enough murdering for the day."
  134.  
  135. Nick:
  136. "The hell, man? You just ask that of every person who passes by?"
  137.  
  138. Fiddler:
  139. "Well, no- wait - are you stupid or something?"
  140.  
  141. Nick:
  142. Obviously Nick knows what's going on, he just hopes to play it off. He doesn't know HOW the girl was killed, though obviously knows he's responsible, in part
  143.  
  144. Nick:
  145. -one of those obviouslies
  146.  
  147. Fiddler:
  148. "Wow. Stupid, or egregiously inconsiderate. I come ALL THIS WAY - well, not PHYSICALLY, you know, but it's the thought that counts - and you're just gonna lie to me?"
  149.  
  150. Ivan:
  151. Ivan was clueless as to what was going on but could tell he obviously had a beef with him. "What did you do to piss this guy off? You know him?" He mainly said it to take the opportunity to distance himself from it.
  152.  
  153. Ivan:
  154. (need to rejoin server)
  155. Warlord is disconnected.
  156.  
  157. Eliza:
  158. Eliza finishes off feeding her mons and meets up with the crowd, "Hey, hey, what's going on. Something about murder?"
  159. Warlord has connected.
  160.  
  161. Eliza:
  162. Eliza finishes off feeding her mons and meets up with the crowd, "Hey, hey, what's going on. Something about murder?"
  163.  
  164. Nick:
  165. hiimdaisy.jpg
  166.  
  167. Harriet:
  168. "Is this real life right now?"
  169.  
  170. Nick:
  171. "Never met the guy before, but whatever he thinks we did, he's got another think coming!"
  172.  
  173. Eliza:
  174. Eliza sweats, and thinks to herself, "Have I been had? Shit."
  175.  
  176. Fiddler:
  177. "Something about murder, she says! Well, YEAH. God, do you really not know who I am? Hell, and here I was - you know, the fiddler on the road??? I was trying to be symbol--ah, fuck it, you don't get it, do ya?"
  178.  
  179. Ivan:
  180. Ivan definitely had his doubts on Nick telling the truth given recent events. He assumed this man wasn't just stupid. "Why don't you tell us about what Nick apparently did?"
  181.  
  182. Ivan:
  183. He still assumed he was not included in this accusation.
  184.  
  185. Nick:
  186. spoilers he was
  187.  
  188. Eliza:
  189. "I heard about someone died on the way here, if I committed a death of someone, it'd go against my ethical code since I'm supposed to report those things. But I also want to know what's going on, been feeling a bit otherworldly lately."
  190.  
  191. Fiddler:
  192. The fiddler scratches his head with his fiddlestick, "Oh, for fuck's sake..."
  193.  
  194. Nick:
  195. I can't believe Arawn picked up fiddlin'
  196.  
  197. Fiddler:
  198. "You murdered my sister, have you already forgotten? Are your consciences so arid?"
  199.  
  200. Nick:
  201. Who I saw http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/codeofprincess/images/7/71/Allegro.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130710041115
  202.  
  203. Eliza:
  204. "As a matter of fact, yes. It was the most mythical experience. I thought my soul got ripped out of my body. I really would classify it as out of body."
  205.  
  206. Eliza:
  207. "My conscience, to clarify."
  208.  
  209. Fiddler:
  210. "Oh, please, you barely did anything, don't take credit for that shit."
  211.  
  212. Nick:
  213. "Oh, BULLshit! She fell out of the sky or something! Besides, I was konked out in that freaking fog room, I didn't do anything! I didn't even want to go after her!"
  214.  
  215. Fiddler:
  216. "It's those two I'm talking to. Seaweed-head and mudman."
  217.  
  218. Eliza:
  219. Eliza visibily surprised as she tries to hide her childish 'I got away with, hell yeah' expression. She pulls out another joint, "Yiiiiss..."
  220.  
  221. Fiddler:
  222. He shrugs at Nick and spreads his arms wide, directing your gaze to the empty, dreary mountain path. The boy bellows, "Behold the fields in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and see that it is barren!" His arms drop back to his side, and reiterates in a flat tone, "In other words, I don't give a shit what your intentions were. Ya killed my sister, and I'mma get revenge."
  223.  
  224. Nick:
  225. "Like, I'm sorry, I guess? But you guys ripped out Eliza's soul first!"
  226.  
  227. Eliza:
  228. "Wait what."
  229.  
  230. Fiddler:
  231. "Hey, hey, so what? Maybe I'm tryin' to make the whole world blind here. Gotta take eyes when they're due."
  232.  
  233. Ivan:
  234. He blinks when Eliza admits to it. She is more crazy than he remembered. He didn't have any proof of his sister being an insane cultist and was more keen to take his side when they just practically admitted to it. "Thanks for dragging me into this, guys." He addressed the fiddler. "You know there is this thing called the law. I just heard 'em confess and all."
  235.  
  236. Nick:
  237. "Maaan, seriously?!"
  238.  
  239. Fiddler:
  240. "Bahahahaha! You think those crotchety old Rangers would let me kill these guys?"
  241.  
  242. Eliza:
  243. Eliza hands off the joint to Ivan, "I didn't kill anyone, in case that's what your face is trying to tell me."
  244.  
  245. Fiddler:
  246. "Come on, they'd be all 'due process' and 'cruel and unusual punishment' and 'that's not supposed to bend that way'!"
  247.  
  248. Harriet:
  249. "I swear to god... It was YOUR idea to get involved in this whole 'death cult' horseshit in the first place."
  250.  
  251. Ivan:
  252. "Didn't you just say you killed her after whatever mumbo jumbo?" He groaned and addressed the fiddler again. "Well I'm obviously not going to help you fucking kill them. That's not nearly a good enough reason to get my hands dirty. Going onto death row isn't enough for you?" Obviously the man was also insane.
  253.  
  254. Nick:
  255. "I was -perfectly- happy with just sticking to the grass lady's cult, and EVEN THEN!" Nick agrees with Harriet
  256.  
  257. Fiddler:
  258. "Oh, hey, don't misunderstand me here!"
  259.  
  260. Fiddler:
  261. "I AM gonna kill you, at some point! But you're pretty low on my priorities list right now."
  262.  
  263. Nick:
  264. "I was unconscious dude!" @Ivan
  265.  
  266. Nick:
  267. "We were just supposed to go jostle some gem, or something, I don't even freaking know!"
  268.  
  269. Fiddler:
  270. "'m more concerned about my REMAINING sister at the moment. Gotta make sure she doesn't do something stupid like kill herself or run off into the woods alone again. She's been totally inconsolable."
  271.  
  272. Fiddler:
  273. "Could not tell you why, you'd think she'd be happy."
  274.  
  275. Eliza:
  276. Eliza watches the exchanges and laughs as the drugs kick in, "Oh yeah, tell her she sucks at convincing people to not do things. It was a very sad sight to see."
  277.  
  278. Nick:
  279. "...Okay, yeah, her I feel bad for. I don't really get why she helped us in the first place, but..."
  280.  
  281. Fiddler:
  282. "No idea Maybe this'll be a learning experience for her - don't bother helping strangers. Never works out,"
  283.  
  284. Eliza:
  285. "She's a nice gal though, be proud big bro."
  286.  
  287. Fiddler:
  288. "Little bro, actually!"
  289.  
  290. Ivan:
  291. he -assumed- the fiddler was still talking about the people who were not him, and could tell he had something to do with all those very scary cult warnings. He continued speaking as an observer. "Just gotta do it yourself, huh? Even if they did do what you say, I didn't see them do it. I'd see you kill them."
  292.  
  293. Fiddler:
  294. "Then I guess I'd have to kill you too, yeah?"
  295.  
  296. Eliza:
  297. "Oh shit, well look up to your big sis, and take care of her."
  298.  
  299. Fiddler:
  300. "What's one more notch in the fiddle?"
  301.  
  302. Ivan:
  303. "Well aren't you just such an upstanding guy."
  304.  
  305. Nick:
  306. "Man, you aren't killing anyone."
  307.  
  308. Fiddler:
  309. "Hell, I don't even PLAY the fiddle. What do I care if I go scratching it up?"
  310.  
  311. Fiddler:
  312. "Well not right NOW, no!"
  313.  
  314. Fiddler:
  315. "What am I going to do, mean mug you to death?"
  316.  
  317. Nick:
  318. "You could try."
  319.  
  320. Fiddler:
  321. "With your bitch ass, it might work."
  322.  
  323. Nick:
  324. "I might in a sec."
  325. Ivan: (( in-character it would probably make more sense to attack, OOC of course the NPC is overly powerful ))
  326. Nick: (( I think he's just a projected image ))
  327.  
  328. Eliza:
  329. Eliza wobbles over to the fiddler and offers him the joint since Ivan refused, "I think you look kinda familiar... Maybe I saw you in a dream?" She hmms and hums, "Maybe?"
  330.  
  331. Fiddler:
  332. "Oh, hey, you can recognize me through the guise? Well, I guess my hair's the same...kinda... But kudos!"
  333.  
  334. Ivan:
  335. "If you're done threatening people, I guess you should probably get back to your very busy schedule of doing whatever tacky cult mumbo jumbo it is you kinds of people do."
  336.  
  337. Nick:
  338. "Yeah, maybe praying to your god to bring her back? That's an actual suggestion, by the way. Dunno if that works, but it's worth a shot."
  339.  
  340. Nick:
  341. "Not really my field."
  342.  
  343. Fiddler:
  344. "Oh yeah, avatar of death and all, sure loves bringing people back to life. Great Iornian pasttime, right after this whole 'beating up each others' pets' craze."
  345.  
  346. Fiddler:
  347. "And hey - nothing to do with the death cult for me! I don't really care about all that nonsense. I'm a lone wolf! Just gotta make sure my Good Sis takes over and then I can make progress on you guys."
  348.  
  349. Eliza:
  350. Eliza slurs a bit, "Betcha you're happy that big ol Giratina's got a new hip vassal, eh?"
  351.  
  352. Fiddler:
  353. "Ahaha! Nah, not really. I mean,it's me after all! I can't force little ol' Hekate to take on that kind of responsibility. I'm just putting her in charge of that particular spot."
  354.  
  355. Fiddler:
  356. "So I'm stuck with it! But it makes sense, what with how strong I am. You'll find that out yourselves soon!"
  357.  
  358. Eliza:
  359. "Do you guys do like recruitment or something, I think it was Sirksy give me that trip I was talking about."
  360.  
  361. Eliza:
  362. that gave me*
  363. Ivan: (( very little else to say to him, any more talking would be to party after he leaves. ))
  364.  
  365. Nick:
  366. Eliza needs her bitching out session
  367.  
  368. Eliza:
  369. no u
  370.  
  371. Fiddler:
  372. "Oh, you'd have to check in with Hekate for that! Like I said, lone wolf! Awooo~!"
  373.  
  374. Eliza:
  375. im not part of the system
  376.  
  377. Nick:
  378. don't u DARE awoo
  379.  
  380. Eliza:
  381. awooooo
  382.  
  383. Eliza:
  384. "Well I won't keep you, if you see her send word... Awooo..."
  385.  
  386. Fiddler:
  387. "But YOU didn't have any active part in the whole sister-slaughter thing, so, maybe!"
  388.  
  389. Nick:
  390. "SHE'S THE WHOLE REASON WE HAD TO GO THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
  391.  
  392. Eliza:
  393. "Just let me know or something, I think I still got that mark she gave m-"
  394.  
  395. Nick:
  396. "Man, if we're getting cursed, you are NOT getting off the hook by switching sides!"
  397.  
  398. Fiddler:
  399. "Hey, don't get mad at me just because you can't train your Pokemon not to knock people out of the sky from 60 feet high."
  400.  
  401. Eliza:
  402. "Wasn't I just tucked out in the middle of a grave?"
  403.  
  404. Eliza:
  405. "Wasn't I just tripping out?"
  406.  
  407. Fiddler:
  408. "ANYWAY! Sheesh, I come here for one little thing and get dragged into all this! Talkative loons, you lot."
  409.  
  410. Nick:
  411. "They HAD your SOUL!"
  412.  
  413. Fiddler:
  414. "Oh can you lay off that already? She got it back!"
  415.  
  416. Nick:
  417. no harm, no foul
  418.  
  419. Fiddler:
  420. "I'm the one with the revenge plot here."
  421.  
  422. Eliza:
  423. Eliza waves him off, "See you fiddler dooder guyarino."
  424.  
  425. Fiddler:
  426. "Whoa! Hey, don't kill me off yet!"
  427.  
  428. Eliza:
  429. "You sure you don't want to take the last puff on this thing."
  430.  
  431. Nick:
  432. Nick buries his face in his hands. "I can't fucking believe this bullshit..."
  433.  
  434. Fiddler:
  435. " Nah, I got my weeds right here." He jostles the stick of wheat in his mouth, "But anyway, I came here to give you a warning, generous fellow I am! You're headed to Connough Valley, right? I mean I hope so, be pretty fucking stupid to come this way if you weren't, but who am I to assume you're not fucking retarded?"
  436.  
  437. Nick:
  438. "Don't answer that."
  439.  
  440. Eliza:
  441. "Shiiiiit, I'm feeling pretty retarded right now." She blurts out and giigles.
  442.  
  443. Eliza:
  444. giggles*
  445.  
  446. Fiddler:
  447. "Nice."
  448. Ivan:
  449. "I feel more retarded for listening to this whole conversation."
  450.  
  451. Eliza:
  452. correct
  453.  
  454. Fiddler:
  455. "So anyway, gonna go ahead and do that thing I said I wasn't gonna do and assume you're NOT retarded, or at least not completely so - Connough Valley, the place itself is great, but there's some shady folk there right now! I think they'd be enemies to all of us!"
  456.  
  457. Ivan:
  458. "You had plenty of chances to get me and the others here on your side, or report the supposed murder, do anything a sane person would do. But no, you're just looking for an excuse to kill people. Oh, they're enemies of you? We might have an in then! They might not be such bad people!"
  459.  
  460. Nick:
  461. "Shadier than you? The occult guy who's swearing personal revenge on us?"
  462.  
  463. Nick:
  464. "Why are we still listening to this guy?"
  465.  
  466. Ivan:
  467. "Well you, or at least Eliza, APPARENTLY know him."
  468.  
  469. Fiddler:
  470. "Never met any of you bastards in my life, actually!"
  471.  
  472. Eliza:
  473. "I saw him in a dreeeeam...ahaha~"
  474.  
  475. Fiddler:
  476. "Not counting right now! Actually, counting right now! Still haven't physically met you."
  477.  
  478. Nick:
  479. "Oh my god she's high again."
  480.  
  481. Fiddler:
  482. "Oh, wow, you were dreaming about me?? That's kinda cute, actually! But, sorry, you're a little old for me."
  483.  
  484. Eliza:
  485. haHAA
  486.  
  487. Fiddler:
  488. "And actually, yeah! Way worse than me!"
  489.  
  490. Eliza:
  491. Eliza waves her hand in a 'Aw shucks' manner, "It'sok, I'm married."
  492.  
  493. Ivan:
  494. "Want to tell us anything, or should we take your word for it?"
  495.  
  496. Fiddler:
  497. "Some dude named Vasko's there, no idea why, but that's what I've heard! Also some young emissary from the Stone Villa, Ms. Early Grey there might get along with her, judging by her, uh, habits!"
  498.  
  499. Fiddler:
  500. "Neither of those'd be great to get involved with, and, well, I want to kill you MYSELF. Don't go pissing off anyone like that and getting murdered on your own!"
  501.  
  502. Nick:
  503. (Vasko, hold on a sec...)
  504.  
  505. Fiddler:
  506. "Wish I could throw some mind images your way, but I'm pushing my luck with ol' Tina as it is!"
  507.  
  508. Ivan:
  509. "What should we call you? So we can know who we should be cowering in fear of." He figured if he could get his name he could get popular with this rival cult by pissing on it. At this point it was practically like rival street gangs but with magic.
  510.  
  511. Nick:
  512. yeah uh
  513.  
  514. Nick:
  515. the actual rival street gangs have been shoved -so- far under the power creep by this arc
  516.  
  517. Nick:
  518. by the time we get to them who gives a fuk
  519.  
  520. Fiddler:
  521. sinisister
  522.  
  523. Eliza:
  524. sinister
  525.  
  526. Eliza:
  527. "Vaaaskooo?"
  528.  
  529. Fiddler:
  530. "Rhamnus! Or Rham for short! Don't worry, I don't really need your names! I'm not the type to remember those I kill!"
  531.  
  532. Eliza:
  533. Eliza is tripping harder now than two seconds ago.
  534.  
  535. Nick:
  536. "Do we need to get you a leash or something?" @Eliza
  537.  
  538. Ivan:
  539. "Well hopefully my corpse doesn't disappoint. We'll be off now, I know you're VERY busy."
  540.  
  541. Eliza:
  542. "I don't think you're old enough to be that kinky, Niiixon."
  543.  
  544. Nick:
  545. "Oh shut the hell up, I don't need this."
  546.  
  547. Fiddler:
  548. "Oh yeah, you'd feed my dogs for months, fatty!"
  549.  
  550. Eliza:
  551. Eliza laughs, and starts tripping herself toward the SpookySpiritman town, she tries to give Rham a pat on the shoulder, but I guess her hand would phase through it.
  552.  
  553. Fiddler:
  554. "See ya later, then! I'll be looking forward to our next meeting!" He plays out one more tune as he, then the fiddle, then the stick burn away with blue flame
  555.  
  556. Nick:
  557. Eliza becomes Burned.
  558.  
  559. Nick:
  560. Permanently.
  561.  
  562. Eliza:
  563. Eliza falls through, "Shiiiiit."
  564.  
  565. Nick:
  566. Nick watches. "Yeah, she doesn't get a vote on the leash thing."
  567.  
  568. Fiddler:
  569. It's very cold, actually
  570.  
  571. Nick:
  572. "Holy shit."
  573.  
  574. Fiddler:
  575. Not so much hot
  576.  
  577. Nick:
  578. Eliza becomes Frozen.
  579.  
  580. Nick:
  581. Permanently.
  582.  
  583. Eliza:
  584. best leash ever
  585.  
  586. Fiddler:
  587. Your hand DOES phase through, right before he burns away
  588.  
  589. Eliza:
  590. but let's go fam
  591.  
  592. Ivan:
  593. "Finally he's gone. Was Eliza this high when she pissed that fuck off? Shit."
  594.  
  595. Neal:
  596. whatthefuckdidijustwatch.avi
  597.  
  598. Eliza:
  599. whyamiyourdoctor
  600.  
  601. Nick:
  602. "She must have been high when she waltzed up to that god damn fortress. Augh..."
  603.  
  604. Ivan:
  605. He noticed Neal's expression and addressed him also. "You didn't know about this, right?!"
  606.  
  607. Nick:
  608. "No, THEY'RE completely off the hook. I hope. God, I hope."
  609.  
  610. Nick:
  611. "It was my dumb ass that went off looking for her in the first place."
  612.  
  613. Neal:
  614. "No! Like, good god, what did you guys do?! Did you piss off those lunatics from before?!"
  615.  
  616. Nick:
  617. Nick gives them the breakdown
  618.  
  619. Nick:
  620. @Warlord, is there anything that you didn't pick up on
  621.  
  622. Ciara:
  623. "I...I want my brother..."
  624.  
  625. Ivan:
  626. "THEY apparentely killed his sister. On accident, apparently. And now he wants to kill me too, because...Because he likes killing people? By that logic you lot might not be off the hook either."
  627.  
  628. Eliza:
  629. Eliza fizzes out on the last huff of her joint, and pushes herself up on her cane, "Wew..."
  630.  
  631. Nick:
  632. "Dude, I didn't even know she was dead until we were escaping."
  633.  
  634. Ivan:
  635. "You're gonna want to split off as soon as we're not surrounded by cults, hurricanes, chesnaughts, and whatever else is in this god forsaken region."
  636.  
  637. Harriet:
  638. "You threatened to turn him in if he killed them."
  639.  
  640. Nick:
  641. "I contributed nothing to that fight."
  642.  
  643. Harriet:
  644. "Makes sense to me he'd threaten you back."
  645.  
  646. Harriet:
  647. "As much sense as any of this shit makes."
  648.  
  649. Nick:
  650. "Harriet, did you see what happened?"
  651.  
  652. Ivan:
  653. "Err, forgive me, not god forsaken. This nation is nothing but a battle of gods."
  654.  
  655. Eliza:
  656. "I call dibs on his weeeed if you take him out though. I bet he knows his stuff..."
  657.  
  658. Harriet:
  659. "Oh, yeah. Your ghost thing bopped her and knocked her out about 60 feet off the ground. It wasn't pretty."
  660.  
  661. Eliza:
  662. rekt
  663.  
  664. Nick:
  665. "Awesome. Cool."
  666.  
  667. Harriet:
  668. "Yeah. So I'd watch your back."
  669.  
  670. Ivan:
  671. "Yeah yeah I believe you. Rhamnus there didn't give me much choice but to fucking believe you. What an idiot."
  672.  
  673. Harriet:
  674. "It's gonna be both of us he'll target most..."
  675.  
  676. Nick:
  677. "We need to call in the Rangers on this."
  678.  
  679. Nick:
  680. "Like, seriously."
  681.  
  682. Harriet:
  683. "Your Pokemon was responsible, and I...well, I might have been able to save her if I really tried."
  684.  
  685. Nick:
  686. "I don't even know what they can do."
  687.  
  688. Eliza:
  689. "Sit on their ass! Hahaa~"
  690.  
  691. Nick:
  692. "Oh my god will you please shut up."
  693.  
  694. Ciara:
  695. "Ugh...probably not much..."
  696.  
  697. Ivan:
  698. "How strong can he fucking be to just come up in front of us, tell us his name, then brag about how he's going to kill us in the future?!"
  699.  
  700. Ciara:
  701. "My brother always said they were useless."
  702.  
  703. Neal:
  704. "Nah...there are some strong ones. It's just a matter of whether they'd help us."
  705.  
  706. Ivan:
  707. "Oh nobody gives a shit about the rangers. This region needs some real law enforcement."
  708.  
  709. Eliza:
  710. "Unless they're the ones with a fire under their asses..."
  711.  
  712. Ivan:
  713. "There's six of us, they have to at least acknowledge it if we report a fucking death threat, right?"
  714.  
  715. Harriet:
  716. "Whatever...We can't exactly do that here. Let's get to the Valley first and see what's up."
  717.  
  718. Nick:
  719. "Yeah..."
  720.  
  721. Nick:
  722. And so we go to the valley?"
  723.  
  724. Nick:
  725. pls?
  726.  
  727. Harriet:
  728. you do, my son
  729. Thrice:
  730. There is a new map
  731. Warlord:
  732. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U6oqFCE440&t=1m36s
  733.  
  734. Nick:
  735. hey man
  736.  
  737. Nick:
  738. the Rangers are actually some shit
  739.  
  740. Nick:
  741. at least they were in the original
  742.  
  743. Eliza:
  744. perfect
  745.  
  746. Eliza:
  747. tagdh
  748.  
  749. Eliza:
  750. is a beast
  751. Thrice:
  752. tadgh
  753.  
  754. Nick:
  755. Tadgh
  756.  
  757. Eithne:
  758. You come up on the village proper. Or, rather, the smattering of smaller villages, all nestled in the huge valley
  759. Warlord:
  760. This place apparently has another cult, I don't think he has much reason to lie. Unless they intend to eat us in our sleep I don't especially care though.
  761.  
  762. Nick:
  763. this place also has a train station
  764.  
  765. Nick:
  766. hopefully
  767. Eliza:
  768. it's just a flinstone's car
  769.  
  770. Eliza:
  771. The GM is SOMEWHAT SHIT!
  772.  
  773. Eliza:
  774. dubz then, 87
  775.  
  776. Eliza:
  777. fuck
  778.  
  779. Eithne:
  780. The first one you get to is the main town, what most people call Connough Village. The only signs of industrialization are the very out-of-place railroad tracks
  781. Ivan: (( centers fall under industrialization? ))
  782.  
  783. Eithne:
  784. Taint no Center boy, not that you can see
  785.  
  786. Eithne:
  787. There's an inn tho
  788. Ivan: (( well even without a center there can be someplace to spend cash ))
  789. Ivan: (( even if it's not the official wal poke mart ))
  790.  
  791. Nick:
  792. "Do you sell COATS here?"
  793.  
  794. Eliza:
  795. do you have an animal we can skin
  796.  
  797. Eliza:
  798. then we can make u a coat
  799.  
  800. Nick:
  801. I have a Poochyena
  802.  
  803. Eithne:
  804. The woman standing guard stops you with a tried and true, tired greeting, "Hold on, I need to--" She stops when she sees Nick, and her eyes light up, "Nick! That's you, isn't it! It's been too long!" She runs up and bear-hugs the blondo, "I haven't seen you since you were half as tall!"
  805.  
  806. Nick:
  807. oh NO
  808.  
  809. Nick:
  810. d-do I recognize her
  811.  
  812. Eliza:
  813. is she your mum
  814.  
  815. Nick:
  816. I don't think so
  817.  
  818. Nick:
  819. Might be Regani's tho
  820.  
  821. Eithne:
  822. It takes the boy a minute to recognize her, but he eventually processes her shorter hair. She doesn't look like she's aged a whole lot since the last time you saw her, but she looks more mature. This is Eithne, your aunt, and Regani's mom
  823.  
  824. Nick:
  825. "Oof! Oh, uh, hey, Auntie Eithne..." god damn it why does she have the boob hole in her armor anyway
  826.  
  827. Eithne:
  828. flaunting mostly
  829.  
  830. Eithne:
  831. same reason all do
  832.  
  833. Nick:
  834. "Got you stationed here in Connough, huh?"
  835.  
  836. Ciara:
  837. "Ehh?? Is that your mom or something?"
  838.  
  839. Ivan:
  840. Ivan was legitimately surprised someone recognized Nick who didn't hate him. "Oh yeah, this place must be sooooo dangerous." He chuckles.
  841.  
  842. Eliza:
  843. Eliza still under the spells of being high, but the effect has since started to fade, "Who's that Nixon?"
  844.  
  845. Eithne:
  846. "What've you been up to? You look like you've been tossed around the sea! Did you swim over the lake??"
  847.  
  848. Nick:
  849. ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
  850.  
  851. Eithne:
  852. "What??"
  853.  
  854. Nick:
  855. "No, but we did move straight through the storm that's going on in the bay. It's been a long walk from the university..."
  856.  
  857. Ivan:
  858. "Pretty much. I had to free your little boy when he got frozen stiff and practically fused with a spire of rock."
  859.  
  860. Nick:
  861. "Oh. Right. That." Nick rubs his eyes. "It's been a long day."
  862.  
  863. Ciara:
  864. "Hey, Harriet...uh... I'd kinda like to buy some dry clothes..."
  865.  
  866. Eliza:
  867. "You should tell your mum all about your crazy adventures you've had. They're great stories."
  868.  
  869. Nick:
  870. "This is Ivan, and Harriet, and Eliza..." etc.
  871.  
  872. Nick:
  873. and those two back there they rly didn't do much
  874.  
  875. Harriet:
  876. "What am I, your mom? Am I the team mom now? Fine... All right, you guys. We'll leave you here. Nice meeting you, miss, uh...Eithne. Surely there's a clothes shop somewhere here..."
  877.  
  878. Ciara:
  879. my frillish was ok
  880. Warlord:
  881. does Rhamnus care about Harriet?
  882.  
  883. Ciara:
  884. this is all i contributed
  885.  
  886. Nick:
  887. Oh almost certainly
  888.  
  889. Eliza:
  890. harriet is an accomplice
  891.  
  892. Nick:
  893. Eliza sure as hell isn't team mom
  894. Warlord:
  895. I know she was there he just randomly excluded her in the conversation for some reason.
  896.  
  897. Harriet:
  898. harriet was the only one conscious
  899.  
  900. Harriet:
  901. Nah man
  902.  
  903. Harriet:
  904. she was seaweed head
  905.  
  906. Nick:
  907. Probably so as not to RP amongst himself
  908.  
  909. Nick:
  910. that is tru
  911. Warlord:
  912. I thought it said he was ignoring "seaweed"
  913. Warlord:
  914. whatever.
  915.  
  916. Harriet:
  917. "We'll see you guys later. I'll keep an eye out for anything...weird. Oh, and Nick - sorry for getting so mad at you. I'll just get another hoodie. It's whatever."
  918. Warlord:
  919. There's a clothes shop but they all have armor where you can poke the boobs like hers.
  920.  
  921. Eliza:
  922. ^
  923.  
  924. Ciara:
  925. but i don't even have boobs
  926.  
  927. Nick:
  928. "You're fine. Thanks for letting me borrow it there."
  929.  
  930. Nick:
  931. "Anyway, uh... is there a center here? We need to check in and clean up."
  932. Warlord:
  933. More than Harriet
  934.  
  935. Nick:
  936. tru
  937. Thrice:
  938. The three extra skedaddle on off toward a clothing shop so that they don't catch pneumonia
  939. Thrice:
  940. s
  941. Nick: (( fkn rap music ))
  942.  
  943. Eithne:
  944. "Center, no. But there's a skilled healer in town. She runs the inn, I can show you!"
  945.  
  946. Nick:
  947. I bet she also makes Poffins
  948. Warlord:
  949. skilled cultist
  950.  
  951. Nick:
  952. my Pokemon may consume and benefit from 2 more poffins each, by the way.
  953.  
  954. Nick:
  955. This will never, ever matter.
  956. Warlord:
  957. from 2 more imaginary items yes
  958.  
  959. Eithne:
  960. On the short trek there, she talks to Nick, "So that was your girlfriend? You really have grown up so quickly! Regani might go down that path soon herself."
  961.  
  962. Eithne:
  963. gonna grab a sodes
  964.  
  965. Nick:
  966. yeh
  967.  
  968. Eliza:
  969. ohboi
  970.  
  971. Nick:
  972. "No, not really. She's alright, though. Pretty resourceful, good head on her shoulders. ...That hasn't been a focus lately."
  973.  
  974. Nick:
  975. "What's going on with Regani, now?"
  976.  
  977. Eithne:
  978. "Oh, the usual. But she's been asking me about her father and I, in our younger days. She's never been a very...prim and proper sort of girl, but I guess she's gotten to that age. But I'm sure you don't want to hear about all that! We're here. Vessia will give you the proper treatment. Sort of marches to a different drum, though."
  979.  
  980. Nick:
  981. and then it was Hekate
  982.  
  983. Nick:
  984. or Valdis
  985.  
  986. Nick:
  987. prob Valdis.
  988. Nick: (( hoo shit I just noticed this edge. Trainer of Champions Prerequisites: Expert Command Effect: Whenever you apply Experience Training to a Pokemon, they gain an additional +5 Experience ))
  989. Nick: (( that's pretty good. ))
  990.  
  991. Vessia:
  992. You enter the old, well-kept Inn. The door creaks open, and a little bell on top rings clear through the air. There's a muffled bump from behind the counter, and a woman rises up from under it. She's dressed...pretty strangely, like a mix between a '20s flapper and a Victorian high-falooter. She sings out, "Well, well, look who it is! Oh, go on now, someone has to do it! I thought I heard Eithne's voice..."
  993.  
  994. Drinking UnLad:
  995. drinkin the SHIT outta them foodballs
  996.  
  997. Drinking Lad:
  998. There's a few patrons in the inn already, who look up when you come marchin' in
  999.  
  1000. Nick:
  1001. these are the only people who live here.
  1002.  
  1003. Eliza:
  1004. they're hobos
  1005.  
  1006. Nick:
  1007. Now, now
  1008.  
  1009. Nick:
  1010. they have a home
  1011.  
  1012. Nick:
  1013. They're not hobos, they're just trash
  1014.  
  1015. Eliza:
  1016. "This is where we can have our Pokemon healed?"
  1017.  
  1018. Drinking Lad:
  1019. They're drinking and talking about farms and dry cleaning
  1020.  
  1021. Drinking Lad:
  1022. For some reason
  1023.  
  1024. Drinking Lad:
  1025. Probably in demand around here
  1026.  
  1027. Nick:
  1028. can I get a dry cleaning coupon
  1029.  
  1030. Nick:
  1031. slash voucher
  1032.  
  1033. Vessia:
  1034. no they all got soaked
  1035.  
  1036. Nick:
  1037. fuk
  1038.  
  1039. Nick:
  1040. dry clean them
  1041.  
  1042. Vessia:
  1043. "Oh, of course! Which one of you is a Pokemon??"
  1044.  
  1045. Nick:
  1046. Nick nods to Ivan.
  1047.  
  1048. Vessia:
  1049. She does nothing, and keeps talking, "I can heal you, too, of course, but some of the men get all embarrassed, and...I think two of you are male?"
  1050.  
  1051. Nick:
  1052. "He's been a rambunctious one. Still heals up just the same, though he refuses to get in the ball."
  1053.  
  1054. Vessia:
  1055. "Unless one's a hefty ol'\ Pokemon!"
  1056.  
  1057. Nick:
  1058. what, is she blind?
  1059.  
  1060. Nick:
  1061. ^ actually a question
  1062.  
  1063. Nick:
  1064. Perception, intuition?
  1065.  
  1066. Nick:
  1067. just looking her way?
  1068.  
  1069. Vessia:
  1070. either would work I guess
  1071.  
  1072. Nick:
  1073. 7
  1074.  
  1075. Vessia:
  1076. gotta roll focus to look at her eyes tho
  1077.  
  1078. Nick:
  1079. oh
  1080.  
  1081. Vessia:
  1082. and not her tits
  1083.  
  1084. Nick:
  1085. fair
  1086.  
  1087. Nick:
  1088. 12 Focus
  1089.  
  1090. Nick:
  1091. dam
  1092.  
  1093. Eliza:
  1094. u lose
  1095.  
  1096. Nick:
  1097. DC 16
  1098.  
  1099. Ivan:
  1100. Ivan assumed she wasn't all that sane and would just leave it to Eliza's bag...When she was presumably less high. He just went to hand her his pokeballs with his damaged Pokemon like it was a center. "These two are the Pokemon."
  1101.  
  1102. Vessia:
  1103. Nick doesn't notice much off about her, but when Ivan clomps over, she lets out a small "Oh" and tries to fumble and catch the Poke Balls, but drops them all, "Oh, no! Sorry about that!" She hooks her feet around one and kicks it up into the air, where she catches it, "This is your ball, yes? Could always be one of the billiard balls again..."
  1104.  
  1105. Nick:
  1106. So
  1107.  
  1108. Nick:
  1109. She's the Teagan expy.
  1110.  
  1111. Vessia:
  1112. "I'll...take that as a yes!"
  1113.  
  1114. Eliza:
  1115. "Are you alright to take care of multiple balls? I'm still seeing doubles of everything, but I've got more to give you."
  1116.  
  1117. Vessia:
  1118. "If anyone else has Pokemon which need to be healed, please leave them in the holder to the...the right? Oh, I'm terrible with directions. It's on the counter!"
  1119.  
  1120. Nick:
  1121. I totally read that as "I've got to have more of you" somehow.
  1122.  
  1123. Vessia:
  1124. lewd
  1125.  
  1126. Vessia:
  1127. Indeed there's a wooden board on the counter, with indents in it for placing Poke Balls
  1128.  
  1129. Vessia:
  1130. "Um, but please do mark them somehow so you know they're yours!"
  1131.  
  1132. Nick:
  1133. "Yeah, I have a couple. Sent the ones in really bad condition off to the professor already..."
  1134.  
  1135. Ivan:
  1136. "Oh, uh, sorry. My mistake." He generically did as he was told, more used to people just being stupid today.
  1137.  
  1138. Vessia:
  1139. "And place them in the correct size slot! I wouldn't want to release a Feraligatr in the kiddie pool..."
  1140.  
  1141. Vessia:
  1142. "That's happened before!"
  1143.  
  1144. Eliza:
  1145. Eliza slides her balls onto the counter for Vessia, "Mine smell pretty nice, but I'll mark them with something."
  1146.  
  1147. Nick:
  1148. "There isn't a PC in town, is there? I'd like to check up on one of the Deltas I sent - sizes...?" Nick inspects
  1149.  
  1150. Vessia:
  1151. They're marked S, M, L, and G
  1152.  
  1153. Vessia:
  1154. the G may stand for gigantic, or gravy
  1155.  
  1156. Vessia:
  1157. couldn't tell ya
  1158.  
  1159. Nick:
  1160. Fefe and Swablu to the healins
  1161.  
  1162. Eliza:
  1163. Eliza finds the appropriate tray and sets Passe and Shaman's balls there.
  1164.  
  1165. Vessia:
  1166. "Two...four...six, total??"
  1167.  
  1168. Vessia:
  1169. "That won't take me very long at all! I'm quicker than those Center machines, you know!"
  1170.  
  1171. Vessia:
  1172. "But I would still give me an hour or two... Oh, and if any of you are hurt, let me know!"
  1173.  
  1174. Nick:
  1175. "Honestly, I really just need a nap or something..."
  1176.  
  1177. Nick:
  1178. "This is an inn too, right? How much does a room cost?"
  1179.  
  1180. Eliza:
  1181. "You should probably ask about riding back to Boole too."
  1182.  
  1183. Vessia:
  1184. "You have three people, so five hundred! Or three hundred each if you all want a separate room."
  1185.  
  1186. Vessia:
  1187. "Oh, and don't try to cheat me! I can feel the difference."
  1188.  
  1189. Eliza:
  1190. "How do you cheat a credit card?"
  1191.  
  1192. Nick:
  1193. S H E C A N F E E L
  1194.  
  1195. Vessia:
  1196. "Huh? Oh! Right! Tourists! We still have old-fashioned coins around here!"
  1197.  
  1198. Vessia:
  1199. "Those cards work fine, though. I'm just less used to them."
  1200.  
  1201. Nick:
  1202. Nick looks at the other two. "Either of you care about separate rooms? After sharing a tent I think I'm used to any smells."
  1203.  
  1204. Eliza:
  1205. "Up to you," she turns to Vessia, "Is smoking allowed?"
  1206.  
  1207. Vessia:
  1208. The three drinking patrons stumble up and pay woman in change, which she runs through her fingers, "Yep! See what I mean? Coins feel so much better than those plasticky cards. But I thought they were tourists, too...Guess they did their research!"
  1209.  
  1210. Vessia:
  1211. She turns to Nick and replies, "Only on the balcony! Please, no smoking in the room itself."
  1212.  
  1213. Eliza:
  1214. "Yeah, Nixon. Jeez."
  1215.  
  1216. Nick:
  1217. Nick just rolls his eyes
  1218.  
  1219. Eliza:
  1220. "I could probably use some healing myself though, I'm pretty worse for wear."
  1221.  
  1222. Nick:
  1223. Nick pays the 500 in full. "Just grab me a potion or something later, we'll call it good."
  1224.  
  1225. Vessia:
  1226. "Oh? I'm sorry! My ears must have slipped! Forgive m--oh my, watch out!" There's a stumble as the three lad/unlads walk out, which she heard. One of 'em drunkenly walks straight into Ivan, spilling their beer on him. "Aww..but I said watch out..."
  1227.  
  1228. Nick:
  1229. Naptime for Nick
  1230.  
  1231. Drinking Lad 2:
  1232. "Aww...shit, man, I'm sorry! You okay, dude?"
  1233.  
  1234. Drinking Lad:
  1235. "Hah! You're the clumsiest drunk I've ever seen!"
  1236.  
  1237. Eliza:
  1238. Eliza backs away from the spill, "Oh."
  1239.  
  1240. Drinking Lad:
  1241. "God, I remember when you just 'bout walked off the cliff when we had that weird spirit shit."
  1242.  
  1243. Drinking UnLad:
  1244. "Yeah, that was hilarious!"
  1245.  
  1246. Drinking Lad 2:
  1247. "Hilarious? I coulda die--wait, no, dude, seriously, man...you okay?"
  1248.  
  1249. Ivan:
  1250. Ivan gives him a gruff look out of reflex when he gets beer spilled on him, though he's been through enough shit today he can't bring himself to especially care. "You blind too? How about you get me a drink and we'll call it even?"
  1251.  
  1252. Eliza:
  1253. "We sharing a room then Ivan?" She pulls her plastic badge out, and looks over her shoulder as she approaches the innkeep
  1254.  
  1255. Ivan:
  1256. He gives her a dismissive hand motion. "Yeah yeah, we'll split it."
  1257.  
  1258. Drinking Lad 2:
  1259. "Sure, why not? Heck, I'll pay for yer room, too! Least I can do, man."
  1260.  
  1261. Eliza:
  1262. "Oh?"
  1263.  
  1264. Nick:
  1265. shit I already paid for it
  1266.  
  1267. Eliza:
  1268. fuk u
  1269.  
  1270. Eliza:
  1271. didn't' you but your own room
  1272.  
  1273. Eliza:
  1274. buy*
  1275.  
  1276. Nick:
  1277. I paid 500
  1278.  
  1279. Nick:
  1280. I asked if anyone cared about sharing one
  1281. Warlord:
  1282. RIP money
  1283.  
  1284. Eliza:
  1285. Ah, for some reason I thought it was 300 for shared, 500 per for individual
  1286.  
  1287. Nick:
  1288. Take the 500 anyway
  1289.  
  1290. Drinking Lad 2:
  1291. "Well, I'll pay for tomorrow's room! I don't mind! Everyone stays awhile in this place! It's a great escape out here."
  1292.  
  1293. Ivan:
  1294. He smiled at the guy. He didn't know why he was being generous but he wasn't in the mood to question it. He wa due for some good luck. "Thanks, man, really appreciate it. Yeah wouldn't mind staying here awhile, it's crazy out there."
  1295. Ivan: (( cult ))
  1296. Eliza: (( stupid people in mass ))
  1297. Eliza: (( can't escape them tho ))
  1298.  
  1299. Drinking Lad 2:
  1300. So if Ivan's gonna drink and Nick's gonna sleep while wishing he'd taken the blind chick up on her offer what's Eliza gonna do
  1301.  
  1302. Nick:
  1303. I'm p sure she said they're out of towners
  1304.  
  1305. Nick:
  1306. whoanow what offer
  1307.  
  1308. Drinking Lad 2:
  1309. healing lol
  1310.  
  1311. Drinking Lad 2:
  1312. Though tbh I thought you were more hurt
  1313.  
  1314. Eliza:
  1315. eliza wants to be healed
  1316.  
  1317. Eliza:
  1318. i mentioned that
  1319.  
  1320. Nick:
  1321. nah just frozen
  1322.  
  1323. Drinking Lad 2:
  1324. Ah, that's fair
  1325.  
  1326. Vessia:
  1327. "Okay! You sound like you're in pretty good shape, so it won't take long!" She reaches out and pulls on a long tassle above a door, which swings open. "There's a private room back here, you wouldn't want to be healed out here in front of all the men! I heal through touch!"
  1328.  
  1329. Eliza:
  1330. "Oooh, sounds nice. I don't remember the last time I've actually had a non-chemical based heal. I could learn a lot from this." She follows along.
  1331.  
  1332. Vessia:
  1333. She leads you to the back, where there's some food and drink laid out, presumably to make people more comfortable with the healing
  1334.  
  1335. Ivan:
  1336. Ivan went off to get a drink, probably looking pretty raggedy by now but not caring. He wanted to forget about the fact there was another cult member how to get him. "So any of you guys seen the crazies around these parts? A lot more dangerous being a pokemon trainer in this place." He wanted to try to feel them out a little before just telling them about the cults outright.
  1337.  
  1338. Drinking Lad:
  1339. "Oh, yeah! Everyone 'round here's nuts! Pokemon this, spirits that, gods and so on! I mean, what's the point of all that balogna?"
  1340. Nick: (( I can heal to full Nick/his active mon, right? ))
  1341.  
  1342. Eliza:
  1343. Eliza has been craving munchies ever since she lit herself up, she politely grabs some fruit and polishes it off before biting into it. Nomnomnom.
  1344.  
  1345. Vessia:
  1346. "Oh! I need to ask! Miss, do you have any ties to Mythical Pokemon, or any Brands I should know of?"
  1347.  
  1348. Nick:
  1349. oh no
  1350.  
  1351. Eliza:
  1352. "Not that I really know of? Is there a way to check?"
  1353.  
  1354. Ivan:
  1355. "Okay good, it's not just me. There's all these folks worshipping legendaries out there, some I haven't even heard of. None of em are, exactly, you know, friendly."
  1356.  
  1357. Vessia:
  1358. "Oh, you would know! As long as you have no ties to Darkrai, there won't be any problems! I receive my abilites through Cresselia, and the two...their Touched and Branded don't get along very well!"
  1359.  
  1360. Drinking Lad 2:
  1361. "Ahhahaha! The ones 'round the town ain't so bad! Just a different way of life, yeah? Heck, the innkeep here, I think she's involved in that kinda stuff herself. She doesn't seem all that bad, does she?"
  1362.  
  1363. Vessia:
  1364. also yes you cfan agi
  1365.  
  1366. Eliza:
  1367. "Darkrai huh." She lifts her hand and removes her glove and looks around for anything suspicious, "I've been having some pretty intense trips. Cults and all that, Giratina too."
  1368.  
  1369. Nick:
  1370. thx
  1371.  
  1372. Vessia:
  1373. "Oh! I've heard some rumors about Giratina...they say its worshippers have a tendency to go...overboard... I think maybe the promise of its power attracts the wrong sort!"
  1374.  
  1375. Vessia:
  1376. "But I don't have anything against it personally!"
  1377.  
  1378. Ivan:
  1379. "Guess not." Now he knew their pokemon were in the hands of someone involved, great. "There's just this one particular group. I don't know which church they're from, but there was this guy threatening to kill us unless we converted to it, whatever it was. Guy called himself Rhamnus. Played a fruity magic fiddle and vanished off into nothing after talking about how he was gonna kill us all. I don't -think- he was high. People round here are just weird."
  1380.  
  1381. Eliza:
  1382. "I met a sibling cricle of them on the way here, they seem like a nice bunch. One of them passed away recently though which kinda sucks. But if I'm Branded by them, that won't mess this up will it?"
  1383.  
  1384. Drinking Lad:
  1385. "Whoa, seriously?! Wicked shit, man!"
  1386.  
  1387. Drinking UnLad:
  1388. "That's...that's some serious committment to the cause..."
  1389.  
  1390. Vessia:
  1391. "Even if you are, you'll be fine! Giratina and Cresselia don't interact a whole lot, there's no blood feud going on there!"
  1392.  
  1393. Ivan:
  1394. He didn't want to play it up super seriously. "Oh yeah, I thought the same thing. For all his talk he didn't actually do anything, though. He was pretty close to here, figured some of you might know about him."
  1395.  
  1396. Eliza:
  1397. "Well good. Walk me through your process, I probably want to learn a thing or two while I'm out here."
  1398.  
  1399. Vessia:
  1400. "Hmm...well, that's a little... I need to touch the affected skin, and then my bond with Cresselia, her powers flow through me! To the uninitiated, it can be dangerous! The weaker healers must sacrifice their own energy to cure others. I've moved a bit beyond that...but even still, I have to sometimes!"
  1401. Nick: (( How do you guys feel about having a basic rival battle with Harriet/Neal/Ciara tonight ))
  1402.  
  1403. Vessia:
  1404. "Oh, and I must bathe in moonlight at least every couple of days!"
  1405. Eliza: (( im down ))
  1406.  
  1407. Drinking Lad 2:
  1408. "Never heard of anything like that! Ya know which mythical Pokemon he followed? Sounds like a messed up kinda guy..."
  1409.  
  1410. Eliza:
  1411. "That actually sounds like a lot of dedication. Considered me blessed by your faith. Speaking of faith, how do you view the sciences of medicine? I always wondered if there was a huge disconnect between those views."
  1412.  
  1413. Ivan:
  1414. "He was angrier at those two that were with me. They might know which one it was. Aside from that, let's see, we saw, let's see now...People claiming they worked for Suicune, Entei, and Virizion? Shit."
  1415.  
  1416. Vessia:
  1417. "Ahaha! Dedication, you could say that! I even have to have a guard at night!, you know! My bathroom has a skylight to let the moonlight in and make things easy on me, but I can't see, so...Well, I trust everyone in the village, but even still! It's nice to know absotively for positlutely certain that nobody's peeping!" She considers your question for a little bit, "Ehhh...I'm biased, of course, but I believe the path of Cresselia is the better one! Th-there's nothing wrong with medicinal healing, but I feel as though I have a stronger bond with those I heal than traditional doctors! I can comfort them better!"
  1418.  
  1419. Drinking Lad 2:
  1420. "Hah! That doesn't surprise me. Those sacred beasties are popular 'round these parts! The whole village loves 'em."
  1421.  
  1422. Drinking Lad:
  1423. "Virizion, though, that's not one of 'em, is it? Thought the third one was that tiger thingie!"
  1424.  
  1425. Drinking Lad:
  1426. "They got pictures of it plastered all over!"
  1427.  
  1428. Eliza:
  1429. Eliza nods, "It's a bit different than how I handle it. Though I think my direct methods are less scary than people think after they've tried it." She shows off a X-Attack syringe, "It's a jab right into the blood stream and presto. The strengths are spread instantly."
  1430.  
  1431. Ivan:
  1432. "Anyway that's all in the past now. Punk like him wouldn't think of coming here. Been a long ass day."
  1433.  
  1434. Vessia:
  1435. "Ahahaha! Not to discredit your methods, but I think most people would take my touch over a...jab!"
  1436.  
  1437. Nick:
  1438. she's right u kno
  1439.  
  1440. Eliza:
  1441. She laughs with her, "It's a better rep than what people think already, really."
  1442.  
  1443. Drinking Lad:
  1444. "Hah! Even if he did, what's he gonna do? We got two Rangers right here, plus Rory's wife at the gate!"
  1445.  
  1446. Drinking Lad:
  1447. "And then there's Ailbhe, who knows what she's got up her sleeve?"
  1448.  
  1449. Vessia:
  1450. She runs her hands over your wounds, feeling them out. A pink, powdery energy washes your skin, seeping in from her touch. It almost feels like she's rubbing chilled salt into your wounds, but the sensation is far from that. It cools your skin down, flows into cuts to seal them and turn into fresh flesh, and shreds into a dust before phasing under your bruises, returning them to normal. It only takes a couple of minutes to heal your minor injuries, "All better??"
  1451.  
  1452. Ivan:
  1453. "Enough about that shit, though. Any of you guys making headway in that gym challenge? This place is rough. For Boole's challenge they broadcast your failure for the whole region to see."
  1454.  
  1455. Eliza:
  1456. Eliza loses 100 hit points.
  1457.  
  1458. Eliza:
  1459. god
  1460.  
  1461. Eliza:
  1462. no it didn't
  1463.  
  1464. Eliza:
  1465. Eliza is healed and gains 134 hit points.
  1466.  
  1467. Eliza:
  1468. Eliza breathes steadily as her body regenerates, "That was really plesant, I don't think I could ever do something like that with my own two hands."
  1469.  
  1470. Nick:
  1471. lewd
  1472.  
  1473. Drinking UnLad:
  1474. "Ahahaha! Oh, they do that for all of 'em! There's hidden cameras in the chapel on top of the peak here, too! Oh, that's where the Gym is, by the by."
  1475.  
  1476. Eliza:
  1477. rip nick
  1478.  
  1479. Drinking Lad:
  1480. "I've never bothered to challenge the Gyms myself! Never had a need! As a Ranger I can go where I please without bothering with any of that."
  1481.  
  1482. Nick:
  1483. I mean I chose this lol
  1484.  
  1485. Nick:
  1486. Definitely want a rival battle tho
  1487.  
  1488. Vessia:
  1489. "Oh, I think it's possible! It's never too late to devote yourself! I didn't, until I lost my sight. I had to find something to keep me busy!"
  1490. Warlord: (( may as well rival battle them before they die. ))
  1491.  
  1492. Nick:
  1493. exactly
  1494.  
  1495. Eliza:
  1496. "Hard to believe, but I'm not a big religion buff, just as you have your bias for faith, mine lies in the world of science and experimentation. But I'm definitely learning more about it now that I've come to the heart of the idea." She smiles and checks over her would-be damage.
  1497.  
  1498. Vessia:
  1499. It's all gone now son, you're good as new. "That's a shame! My methods aren't perfect, but they've got lots of heart!"
  1500.  
  1501. Ivan:
  1502. "Oh, Rangers, I see..." They certainly weren't doing a good job, but he wasn't gonna spit in their faces when they were being nice to him. "Can't address every single crazy, I suppose."
  1503. Warlord: (( the earlier posted video seems accurate. ))
  1504.  
  1505. Nick:
  1506. idk maybe there's prime directive shit going on
  1507.  
  1508. Drinking Lad:
  1509. "Aw, come on! I just learned about that guy! Like he said, the ones 'round here aren't bad people!"
  1510.  
  1511. Eliza:
  1512. "Heh, I know. Believe me I could feel it. Well I think it's about time I went to go check on my allies." She dresses herself.
  1513.  
  1514. Ivan:
  1515. While that was true enough, he was kind of biased when they were just drinking and doing nothing when he first met them. "Guess you're right. Like I said, he's probably just crazy, not dangerous."
  1516.  
  1517. Drinking UnLad:
  1518. "Besides, only TWO of us are Rangers! We have normal friends too! Can't bring them to official business!
  1519.  
  1520. Drinking Lad:
  1521. "Hah! Yeah, this guy's useless! Imagine! He'd end up bumping into an Ursaring and we'd have to save his ass!"
  1522.  
  1523. Drinking Lad 2:
  1524. "Agh...hey, that's goin' a little too far. Besides, I'm the only one who thought to bring a jacket. What's that say about you?"
  1525.  
  1526. Eliza:
  1527. Eliza emerges from the door and looks around to see that Ivan is enjoying himself with a bunch of pals.
  1528.  
  1529. Drinking Lad:
  1530. "That I ain't no pussy who needs a jacket for a little rain!"
  1531.  
  1532. Nick:
  1533. >a LITTLE rain
  1534.  
  1535. Nick:
  1536. biiitch
  1537.  
  1538. Eliza:
  1539. Eliza waves and gestures that she's going to go check in her things in the room. and to shit on nick's hair
  1540.  
  1541. Vessia:
  1542. Vessia comes out and grabs a few of the balls labeled S to bring to the back room. "Good luck with your friends! If they need any healing, I'm more than happy to help!"
  1543.  
  1544. Nick:
  1545. do not shit on my hair pls
  1546.  
  1547. Eliza:
  1548. Eliza vouches for the healing, "It was pretty quick and soothing."
  1549.  
  1550. Eliza:
  1551. She thanks the blind lewd toucher and heads on upstairs.
  1552.  
  1553. Eliza:
  1554. Obviously kicking open the door Nick's in.
  1555.  
  1556. Nick:
  1557. fuk off mom you're high again
  1558.  
  1559. Vessia:
  1560. She starts to walk through the door, but jumps a little, "Oh! Patrons, please don't drop things under the table! If they leave little bumps, that can throw me off so much when I'm cleaning!"
  1561.  
  1562. Drinking Lad 2:
  1563. "Uh...sorry! I'll be more careful, I promise! You hear that, guys?"
  1564.  
  1565. Ivan:
  1566. "Little rain? You call that a -little- rain? Maybe it didn't hit as hard here but the winds were strong enough to pick up one of my teammates and throw him into the sea. Was like a hurricane practically."
  1567.  
  1568. Nick:
  1569. Nick's just kinda sprawled out on the bed, having stripped down to his least-damp pair of skivvies
  1570.  
  1571. Drinking UnLad:
  1572. "Must be a light teammate!"
  1573.  
  1574. Drinking Lad:
  1575. "We're Rangers, man! We're a little tougher than that! Or in her case, heavier!"
  1576.  
  1577. Drinking UnLad:
  1578. "Fuck was that?"
  1579.  
  1580. Irwin:
  1581. d a m n
  1582.  
  1583. Eliza:
  1584. Eliza KICKS THE DOOR DOWN, with her fist, very politely, "I'm coming in."
  1585.  
  1586. Ivan:
  1587. He let out a decent laugh at that. "No way you could be as bad off as him. I doubt he's been out in nature a day in his life before he went and decided to become a trainer and all."
  1588. Nick: (( RPing waking up is always kinda shit tbh. Want to summarize it as just getting sorted and heading out ))
  1589.  
  1590. Eliza:
  1591. I was going to poison you
  1592. Nick: (( you bitch why ))
  1593.  
  1594. Eliza:
  1595. i aint gonna walk around with some murderer
  1596.  
  1597. Nick:
  1598. oh fuk u
  1599.  
  1600. Nick:
  1601. "I guess half an hour's good enough for now. Ugh. It'll be real nice to not bother with a watch tonight."
  1602.  
  1603. Drinking Lad 2:
  1604. "Heh...Reminds me of somebody I know. No clue how she's made it as far as she has."
  1605.  
  1606. Nick:
  1607. Nick straightens his tie and slaps his face around
  1608.  
  1609. Drinking Lad 2:
  1610. come on you didn't have to do that
  1611.  
  1612. Drinking Lad 2:
  1613. there are plenty of volunteers ready to pitch in
  1614.  
  1615. Eliza:
  1616. Eliza had setup in her corner and is fairly relaxed from the healing, "Was there anything you wanted to do in town before night time?"
  1617.  
  1618. Drinking Lad:
  1619. "All right, my guys! I think we oughta head out! Lots to do scope out tonight, if this guy's to be believed!"
  1620.  
  1621. Drinking Lad:
  1622. "Sure, Eithne might be here, but she can't leave! Up to us, I guess."
  1623.  
  1624. Nick:
  1625. "Oh, yeah - did you find out if there's a PC in town or not? I wanted to snag my Totodile, Prof should be done checking it out by now."
  1626.  
  1627. Drinking Lad 2:
  1628. "You two...? This place is doomed."
  1629.  
  1630. Nick:
  1631. "...also, I know I heard someone talking about dry cleaning."
  1632.  
  1633. Ivan:
  1634. "Yeah, see ya round, nice to meet a swell group of fellas like you for a change. Let's do this again some time, maybe have a friendly battle or something tomorrow." He went to go up and leave, though noticed them bring up the name of Nick's aunt. "She a ranger too?"
  1635.  
  1636. Eliza:
  1637. "I didn't actually see one in the lobby, maybe I missed it. I'm not sure technology is a real big integration in town."
  1638.  
  1639. Drinking Lad 2:
  1640. "You mean Eithne? Heh! Maybe you've heard of her husband, Rory?"
  1641.  
  1642. Drinking Lad 2:
  1643. "He's the head honcho in the Rangers."
  1644.  
  1645. Eliza:
  1646. "I wouldn't be surprised if you just washed it in some pond and then dry hung it."
  1647.  
  1648. Nick:
  1649. "Yeah. Dang it. The thing's going to be left in the dust if I don't drag it out in time."
  1650.  
  1651. Drinking Lad 2:
  1652. "Probably the strongest one, too, if we're talking brute force..but maybe the Red Tide Ultan would give him a run for his money."
  1653.  
  1654. Eliza:
  1655. ultan is a bitch
  1656.  
  1657. Drinking Lad:
  1658. "Naaah...I think in a straight fight, the White Wind'd beat Ultan'/s face in. I had a sparring match with him once, used up half the stock of type A blood bags stitchin me back together!"
  1659.  
  1660. Drinking Lad 2:
  1661. "Ah, come on, he can't be that bad."
  1662.  
  1663. Ivan:
  1664. He was pretty impressed, not thinking Nick was from an actually important family line. This could definitely be material to hang over his head for later, or explain why he was such a goody goody. "That strong, huh? What kinda level we talkin' here? Gym Leader? Elite four?"
  1665.  
  1666. Drinking UnLad:
  1667. "They're all nuts, man! Go and watch 'em on video some time! The look on their faces when they're fighting, it's creepy!"
  1668. Nick: (( gonna move down the stairs ))
  1669.  
  1670. Eliza:
  1671. Eliza concentrates and regains 0 AP.
  1672.  
  1673. Nick:
  1674. good concentration
  1675.  
  1676. Nick:
  1677. 10/10
  1678.  
  1679. Eliza:
  1680. blame your toggle bar macro
  1681.  
  1682. Nick:
  1683. your macro now bith
  1684.  
  1685. Nick:
  1686. c
  1687.  
  1688. Drinking Lad 2:
  1689. "Rory...well, no idea how he stacks up against the Aos Si. Nobody's ever seen 'em, right? But I'd say he's way above the Gym Leaders."
  1690.  
  1691. Drinking Lad:
  1692. "And Tadgh n' Ultan've gotta be at least that strong! I mean, if they weren't, would there really be a need for Rangers?"
  1693.  
  1694. Drinking Lad 2:
  1695. "Does that mean you're useless?"
  1696.  
  1697. Drinking Lad:
  1698. "Not as much as you!"
  1699.  
  1700. Drinking UnLad:
  1701. "But he doesn't deny it..."
  1702.  
  1703. Nick:
  1704. "Hey, Ivan, you up for a bit of training tonight? I was going to go flag down Harriet's crew."
  1705.  
  1706. Drinking Lad:
  1707. "All right, now really, we ought to be goin'! You look like ya got some friends to talk to anyway, wouldn't wanna keep ya!"
  1708.  
  1709. Eliza:
  1710. then they run off and never pay for the room or your drink
  1711.  
  1712. Ivan:
  1713. "The crew? You mean Ciara and that doctor who's name I forget? Yeah, sure. I've drunk enough off my pal's tab here anyway."
  1714.  
  1715. Drinking Lad 2:
  1716. Nah he just hands the cash over to Ivan
  1717.  
  1718. Drinking Lad 2:
  1719. For the room anyway
  1720.  
  1721. Drinking Lad 2:
  1722. the drinks just go on his tab
  1723.  
  1724. Drinking Lad 2:
  1725. presumably he will pay it
  1726.  
  1727. Nick:
  1728. "Yeaaah, they really didn't do much talking. Ciara's Pokemon looked pretty strong, though."
  1729.  
  1730. Nick:
  1731. "The doc... I'm sure he can do something?"
  1732.  
  1733. Eliza:
  1734. "You should really check out Vessia's healing touch. It's really legit."
  1735.  
  1736. Drinking Lad:
  1737. They head out the door, patting IVan on the back as they go
  1738.  
  1739. Drinking Lad 2:
  1740. Well except this guy, he comes back in shortly after
  1741.  
  1742. Drinking Lad 2:
  1743. "...Kind of forgot I can't go with 'em. Ranger business, and all that. Mind if I come along with you guys? I could show you around town if you want."
  1744.  
  1745. Nick:
  1746. "Ranger business?"
  1747.  
  1748. Drinking Lad 2:
  1749. "Yeah, they've got stuff to do. I'm no Ranger, y'know?"
  1750.  
  1751. Drinking Lad 2:
  1752. "Can't tag along."
  1753.  
  1754. Ivan:
  1755. He nods over at Nick and Eliza, trying to confirm with them this guy is cool. "Yeah, sounds good. I'm not sure the doc even has Pokemon anyway, you might have to substitute in."
  1756.  
  1757. Eliza:
  1758. "Pleasure to meet you." Eliza nods her head in response.
  1759.  
  1760. Nick:
  1761. "Huh. Yeah, sure, I don't mind."
  1762.  
  1763. Nick:
  1764. "It's the people you were with before, yeah? What're they up to?"
  1765.  
  1766. Drinking Lad 2:
  1767. "Ah, well, I think they're gonna look into that guy your friend here mentioned."
  1768.  
  1769. Drinking Lad 2:
  1770. "Something about a death threat...that's pretty serious business."
  1771.  
  1772. Nick:
  1773. "Yeah, bit more than just a death threat! This guy has some serious backing to it!"
  1774.  
  1775. Nick:
  1776. "I wouldn't hop in with just two people!"
  1777.  
  1778. Ivan:
  1779. He went to walk out of the building with them. "Yeah, yeah. I told them. A guy like that with an ego like he has? He's probably compensating for something. He can't be all -that- powerful, can he?"
  1780.  
  1781. Nick:
  1782. "Well, HIM probably not, not now, at least..."
  1783.  
  1784. Nick:
  1785. "I know for sure Hekate said that her sister and brother were both 'candidates' for... something something becoming the avatar. It's all way beyond me."
  1786.  
  1787. Nick:
  1788. "And with her sister gone, he's what's left. So."
  1789.  
  1790. Nick:
  1791. "I really don't want to escalate it to Uncle Rory or Tadgh, I don't even know how much the Rangers DEAL with stuff like this."
  1792.  
  1793. Nick:
  1794. "I just hope we can learn some stuff in town..."
  1795.  
  1796. Ivan:
  1797. "Well he's your uncle, shouldn't you know?!"
  1798.  
  1799. Drinking Lad 2:
  1800. "Whoa, what? You're Rory's nephew? Dang, kid! You're virtually famous."
  1801.  
  1802. Nick:
  1803. "Man, I'm not a Ranger yet, I'm still training! I don't know the hierarchies and responsibilities and stuff!"
  1804.  
  1805. Eliza:
  1806. "Right, so about Harriet and them...?"
  1807. Nick: (( yeah if we're gonna get the fight done tonight we should hustle ))
  1808.  
  1809. Eliza:
  1810. "We can do this walk and talk while our lovely new friend gives us a tour."
  1811. Nick: (( I do want to stop by the dry cleaners real quick and grab a voucher like I said I would, how much would that be ))
  1812. Nick: (( 200? ))
  1813. Nick: (( 150? ))
  1814.  
  1815. Ivan:
  1816. "Yeah, you can see why I asked earlier. Didn't know you were related to such big shots. Think they would've taught you more before you went out and got mauled by chesnaughts and Swablus and shit."
  1817.  
  1818. Drinking Lad 2:
  1819. idk like 150 probably
  1820. Ivan: (( this mud hut town has dry cleaners? ))
  1821.  
  1822. Drinking Lad 2:
  1823. they have people who beat the dust out of clothes
  1824.  
  1825. Drinking Lad 2:
  1826. that's dry cleaning
  1827.  
  1828. Drinking Lad 2:
  1829. "I can take you there! I showed a couple other people the way just before you showed up, actually. It's not far, just past the general store."
  1830. Ivan: (( chesnaught and swablu in same sentence as fearsome wild pokemon. ))
  1831.  
  1832. Nick:
  1833. "Oh, they taught me plenty. Not all of it stuck though. Mostly the parts about dealing with people."
  1834.  
  1835. Nick:
  1836. "The strategies have been SURPRISINGLY useless with the death cult thing. Who'da thunk it?"
  1837.  
  1838. Nick:
  1839. "The worst parts were when they'd actually come to visit..."
  1840.  
  1841. Drinking Lad 2:
  1842. "Hey now, don't count talking out. It can get you outta some real jams."
  1843.  
  1844. Ivan:
  1845. "If they don't deal with death cults who does? Does this region even have regular police?"
  1846.  
  1847. Nick:
  1848. "Regular police?"
  1849.  
  1850. Drinking Lad 2:
  1851. "The Rangers are the closest thing to the police you find in other regions. If anything, I'd say they're more competent..."
  1852.  
  1853. Nick:
  1854. "I'll have to ask. The different followings may balance themselves out..."
  1855.  
  1856. Ivan:
  1857. "Not to say the police are competent either, but from what we saw I wouldn't say either of them are doing too great of a job."
  1858.  
  1859. Drinking Lad 2:
  1860. "At least when the Rangers quash something, they do it for real. Did you know there are ex-Galactic and Rocket members in Iornia? Some of 'em never even got arrested, it's crazy."
  1861.  
  1862. Nick:
  1863. "They might not get involved unless a township is directly threatened."
  1864.  
  1865. Nick:
  1866. Voucher acquired anyway, where's the group
  1867.  
  1868. Drinking Lad 2:
  1869. "I mean, they say they've turned a new leaf and all that, but you never can tell with those people."
  1870.  
  1871. Ivan:
  1872. "Ex rockets and Galactic are small time compared to cults. You can't predict them, they kill for whatever reason they well please."
  1873.  
  1874. Nick:
  1875. "Honestly? Pretty solid reason on this guy's part."
  1876.  
  1877. Drinking Lad 2:
  1878. "Maybe so. I dunno, it just rubs me the wrong way."
  1879.  
  1880. Nick:
  1881. "It's awful, and obviously I'm not going to just let him do it, but man."
  1882.  
  1883. Nick:
  1884. "I was really hoping to avoid conflict there. Just wasn't in the cards."
  1885.  
  1886. Drinking Lad 2:
  1887. The guy leads you toward the general store, which is likely where your friends are. Looks like they're coming out of the store, good timing. At least, there's someone in a hoodie. Maybe Harriet switched from purple to black, or--- nope, guess not. Wrong peeps. "Oh, hey! It's you guys! How's it been?"
  1888.  
  1889. Nick:
  1890. who guys
  1891.  
  1892. Raphael:
  1893. The guy he's addressing starts to light up, "Haaah?! Who's talki---" He balks and takes a step back, "A-ah! S-sorry, man! I thought it was those punks from earlier! W-wait, what're you doing with these twerps??"
  1894.  
  1895. Raphael:
  1896. NOW PLAYING Wild Arms 5 - Dangerous Eyes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNHq1hodQ0M
  1897.  
  1898. Nick:
  1899. yeh figures
  1900.  
  1901. Nick:
  1902. "...Huh. That's right, you said you were going to Connough, didn't you. Staying out of trouble?"
  1903.  
  1904. Harper:
  1905. "...I should have never said that."
  1906.  
  1907. Harper:
  1908. "I was trying to throw you off our trail, but..."
  1909.  
  1910. Raphael:
  1911. "You can't do that! That's basically a challenge! 'Come and get us, losers' What if we'd just gone to Reyfad like we planned then? WE'D be the losers!"
  1912.  
  1913. Harper:
  1914. "We'd be intelligent!"
  1915.  
  1916. Eliza:
  1917. "How uplifting."
  1918.  
  1919. Ivan:
  1920. Raph was probably one of the last people he wanted to see at this point. He was impressed Myrtle was both still with him and in one piece. "We're not here for your incompetent ass anyway...But from that comment, it sounds like you're not exactly happy to see us again."
  1921.  
  1922. Harper:
  1923. He glances at the three of you, then the tagalong, "So...what brings you here?"
  1924.  
  1925. Myrtle:
  1926. "Uhh...W-well...I don't think it's that bad...We all got off on the wrong foot before..."
  1927.  
  1928. Raphael:
  1929. "The wrong foot? Doncha think that's a bit of an understatement? We hate each other now, that's been settled."
  1930.  
  1931. Drinking Lad 2:
  1932. "Hey, hey, calm down. How do you guys know each other?"
  1933.  
  1934. Raphael:
  1935. "Uh..r-right. Sorry. We met back in Boole! These guys were tryna stop me from dishin' out some much-deserved just desserts."
  1936.  
  1937. Eliza:
  1938. "To be fair, they were already beat up when we got there."
  1939.  
  1940. Ivan:
  1941. "With your luck you probably didn't run into half the cults we did along the way. This region's not exactly a safe place for you to go around doing your usual shit, Raph."
  1942.  
  1943. Nick:
  1944. "Just desserts? You beat the shit out of some girl."
  1945.  
  1946. Raphael:
  1947. "A bunch of girls! Get it right!"
  1948.  
  1949. Harper:
  1950. "Why the fuck do I hang out with you?"
  1951.  
  1952. Nick:
  1953. "Well I didn't -know- that!"
  1954.  
  1955. Ivan:
  1956. "Are you proud of that or something? Why do I even bother asking."
  1957.  
  1958. Raphael:
  1959. "Huh? Oh, you mean those dudes in robes who were all "WHERE IS THE VASSAL OF ENTEI, WE NEED TO KICK HIS ASS" or whatever? Nah, dude, we trashed those fucks."
  1960.  
  1961. Raphael:
  1962. "They were pathetic. I think Anya put up a better fight, and she was just a student."
  1963.  
  1964. Raphael:
  1965. "Gods forbid they actually FOUND the vassal. Wouldn't be jack left but ashes."
  1966.  
  1967. Ivan:
  1968. He can't really tell if he's lying or not from a casual glance. "Well, that was the weakest one anyway! You probably beat him up after he ran away from me with his tail between his legs." He couldn't tell if he was lying or not so he just lied back.
  1969.  
  1970. Raphael:
  1971. "Huh? What? No, dude, we didn't fight the vassal, man. Just some dudes out looking for him."
  1972.  
  1973. Raphael:
  1974. "Buncha cloaked freakshows."
  1975.  
  1976. Raphael:
  1977. "I ain't so stupid as to go pickin' a fight with someone like that, god damn."
  1978.  
  1979. Harper:
  1980. "Sometimes I wonder."
  1981.  
  1982. Ivan:
  1983. "Yeah, exactly. You could surprise me."
  1984.  
  1985. Nick:
  1986. damn it you gotta at least give us the -chance-
  1987.  
  1988. Drinking Lad 2:
  1989. "Ah, I think I get it now. You guys stopped this kid from bullying?"
  1990.  
  1991. Nick:
  1992. "I was just shocked to find out you guys actually -are- Rangers. Seriously, what kind of an example are you trying to make?"
  1993.  
  1994. Raphael:
  1995. "Whoa, wait, you know that's not what--"
  1996.  
  1997. Harper:
  1998. Harper smacks him upside the head, "No, that's basically what happened. Who cares if you think it's justified?"
  1999.  
  2000. Harper:
  2001. "And I'd say we set a decent example, personally. Any other Rangers you know taking out cultists?"
  2002.  
  2003. Ivan:
  2004. Ivan was just happy Harper was finally ready to throw him under the bus. "Yeah, he beat up a bunch of students at an academy and didn't even try to hide it. He bragged about it, you saw him brag right there. Him being a ranger made him think he was just totally above the law."
  2005.  
  2006. Raphael:
  2007. "I AM the law!"
  2008.  
  2009. Nick:
  2010. tbh you set him up for that.
  2011.  
  2012. Myrtle:
  2013. "Calm down, Raphael...It's okay!"
  2014.  
  2015. Nick:
  2016. "Technically, yeah, but who's counting?"
  2017.  
  2018. Raphael:
  2019. "I dunno, any of you know how?"
  2020.  
  2021. Raphael:
  2022. "There a REASON you tracked us down, or did you just wanna call me mean names?"
  2023.  
  2024. Eliza:
  2025. i saw that rotation
  2026.  
  2027. Ivan:
  2028. "Well he's the best example of a ranger I've seen. You see why I don't think so high of this place's law enforcement now?" He addresses drunk meme 2.
  2029.  
  2030. Nick:
  2031. "Don't think you're so special. We just decided to come this way."
  2032.  
  2033. Ivan:
  2034. "Doesn't mean we can't have a battle, though. I need to make sure you're not just gonna go and get your friends killed."
  2035. Ivan: (( did we ever get back shit from inn ))
  2036.  
  2037. Drinking Lad 2:
  2038. Not yet no, but there WAS a PC in there
  2039.  
  2040. Nick:
  2041. m
  2042.  
  2043. Drinking Lad 2:
  2044. "Haha, yeah, I get you. But are these guys even Rangers? I kinda want to watch you battle now. See what they can do."
  2045.  
  2046. Nick:
  2047. woulda been nice to uh, -have-
  2048.  
  2049. Nick:
  2050. or known that we hadn't
  2051.  
  2052. Nick:
  2053. she said it'd be like immediate
  2054.  
  2055. Raphael:
  2056. she literally said it'd be a couple of hours
  2057.  
  2058. Raphael:
  2059. an hour or two
  2060.  
  2061. Raphael:
  2062. "Ergh...I-I guess we don't have a choice, huh..."
  2063.  
  2064. Myrtle:
  2065. "Um! I'm not a Ranger! I'm...just a graduate..."
  2066.  
  2067. Harper:
  2068. "Sorry, we need three people. Don't worry, Raph won't let you get hurt."
  2069.  
  2070. Harper:
  2071. "He's worth a lot less than you are, after all. And he knows it."
  2072.  
  2073. Raphael:
  2074. "Holy shit, man, I thought we were friends?"
  2075. Nick: (( Okay good I kept Penny around anyway ))
  2076. Eliza: (( I was gonna use Mari from the start ))
  2077.  
  2078. Ivan:
  2079. "Well I don't know how else he got away with it otherwise." He replied to the drunk man before talking to them. "One Pokemon each. Use your strongest and don't hold back." He came up with a 'cool' excuse for them to not use more than one pokemon, seeing he only had his strongest and his fodder available.
  2080.  
  2081. Penny:
  2082. Penny hopefully has good resistances
  2083.  
  2084. Penny:
  2085. inb4 fighting/fire
  2086.  
  2087. Raphael:
  2088. "...wait, just Pokemon? You kidding me? You come all this way and you don't even want to let me beat your face in?"
  2089.  
  2090. Ivan:
  2091. "You said you would never go against a vassal, right? Well, I did. Half my Pokemon are out too. If you want to fight me face to face right this second, you can fight a vassal first then get back to me, alright, Raph?"
  2092.  
  2093. Raphael:
  2094. "That so? Well good on you, I guess. If one of 'em ATTACKED me, yeah, I'd fight back. Not dumb enough to start shit, though."
  2095.  
  2096. Raphael:
  2097. "Guess if ya wanna pussy out, we can just use Pokemon. Mine are shit, though."
  2098.  
  2099. Raphael:
  2100. "This is gonna be a boring fight..."
  2101.  
  2102. Harper:
  2103. "You realize the both of us are useless in a fist fight, right? This is probably better for us."
  2104.  
  2105. Ivan:
  2106. "Yeah yeah say what you have to in order to save face. If even you admit your own Pokemon are shit, I don't know how you're supposed to protect anybody."
  2107.  
  2108. Ivan:
  2109. "I'll play along. Raph and I will fight, and we all get one Pokemon."
  2110.  
  2111. Raphael:
  2112. "Hah! Your funeral, man! Well, I won't kill you, but..."
  2113.  
  2114. Drinking Lad 2:
  2115. "Heh. I think that's a better way to prove his strength, isn't it? Looks like he's more proud of himself than his Pokemon. Beating them up wouldn't prove much."
  2116.  
  2117. Ivan:
  2118. "Yeah yeah just give me a couple minutes to get ready, I've had enough problems today before I saw your stupid face again."
  2119.  
  2120. Nick:
  2121. "As long as Eliza and I don't have to put our necks on the line."
  2122. Drinking Lad 2:
  2123. There's a map
  2124. Drinking Lad 2:
  2125. that is new
  2126. Ivan: (( Is it past midnight or whatever for Eliza's doctor feats to be up? ))
  2127. Ivan: (( or do I have to use items ))
  2128.  
  2129. Nick:
  2130. voice chat is live again
  2131.  
  2132. Penny:
  2133. One day
  2134.  
  2135. Penny:
  2136. I'll be able to use Fake Out.
  2137. Penny: (( It's probably been enough time that you're at least healed to full ))
  2138. Penny: (( idk about injuries ))
  2139. Ivan: (( I have bandages that I may or may just slap on and use ))
  2140.  
  2141. Drinking Lad 1:
  2142. The wlak to Connough took you a couple of hours, so that would have healed you naturally, but it wasn';t enough for bandages
  2143. Ivan: (( *may or may not ))
  2144. Eliza: (( it wouldn't cure the injury right away ))
  2145.  
  2146. Drinking Lad 1:
  2147. bandages need 6 hours of not getting smacked in the dick to remove an injury
  2148. Eliza: (( even less if you're under Eliza's healthcare ))
  2149.  
  2150. Drinking Lad 1:
  2151. the mending gels remove one automatically, but don't heal the lost combat stage
  2152. Nick has received initiative.
  2153. Harper uses 2 AP!
  2154.  
  2155. Nick:
  2156. Ravager on Penny and Ivan
  2157. Nick has received initiative.
  2158.  
  2159. Penny:
  2160. Autotomize
  2161.  
  2162. Harper:
  2163. You hear some sort of staticy buildup
  2164. 14 | 5 | 12 | 8 | 14 | 0
  2165. 20 | 18 | 5 | 7 | 10 | 0
  2166. Eliza has received initiative.
  2167. Ivan: (( may have to brb ))
  2168.  
  2169. Eliza:
  2170. Eliza had planted a small root onto Mari, it's a X-Accuracy!
  2171.  
  2172. Eliza:
  2173. Is that illegal? As illegal as growing pot.
  2174. Ivan has received initiative.
  2175.  
  2176. Penny:
  2177. so yes, depending on the region
  2178.  
  2179. Penny:
  2180. checks out
  2181. Ivan: (( back ))
  2182. Mari has received initiative.
  2183.  
  2184. Ivan:
  2185. Focus Energy
  2186. Enya has received initiative.
  2187. Penny has received initiative.
  2188.  
  2189. Penny:
  2190. 17 Attack boost fish
  2191. 17 | 5 | 12 | 8 | 17 | 0
  2192. Nick has received initiative.
  2193. Eliza has received initiative.
  2194.  
  2195. Eliza:
  2196. Oddish is just made up of X-Accuracy
  2197. Ivan has received initiative.
  2198.  
  2199. Raphael:
  2200. NOW PLAYING Vs Delinquents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNHq1hodQ0M
  2201. Mari has received initiative.
  2202.  
  2203. Mari:
  2204. sprintin'
  2205. Enya has received initiative.
  2206.  
  2207. Raphael:
  2208. "Well, well, well! I'm gonna knock your head in real quick!"
  2209.  
  2210. Enya:
  2211. Shadow Punch @Red TMNT Turtle Ghost | Physical 2d8+10 | 38
  2212.  
  2213.  
  2214. Enya:
  2215. 17 crit check
  2216.  
  2217. Raphael:
  2218. Raphael took moderate damage!
  2219.  
  2220. Raphael:
  2221. "Hahaha! Not bad, I guess! But now it's time to get cookin'!"
  2222.  
  2223. Harper:
  2224. "GOOOD, my Pokemon is too slow! Why can't this thing grow legs already?"
  2225.  
  2226. Harper:
  2227. "Raphael, fall back!"
  2228. Penny has received initiative.
  2229.  
  2230. Ivan:
  2231. "Don't tell me you're scared now? You said you only need one hit, right?!"
  2232.  
  2233. Raphael:
  2234. "When'd I say that? As many hits as it takes! Hell, the more I get to hit you, the more fun it is for me!"
  2235.  
  2236. Myrtle:
  2237. "Oh, no..."
  2238.  
  2239. Penny:
  2240. Metal fish 19
  2241. Nick has received initiative.
  2242.  
  2243. Cesar:
  2244. Helloing
  2245.  
  2246. Nick:
  2247. "Get ready to unleash on this guy, Ivan!"
  2248.  
  2249. Raphael:
  2250. "Oh hey, you finally caught up to me! Get 'em, boy!"
  2251.  
  2252. Cesar:
  2253. The walking ears build up a purple blast of flame, then launch it into the air! It turns into a violently violet tornado and engulfs the lot of you!
  2254.  
  2255. Cesar:
  2256. 4
  2257.  
  2258. Cesar:
  2259. nice
  2260. Warlord: (( brb 2 min ))
  2261.  
  2262. Cesar:
  2263. Damage: 35, Special
  2264.  
  2265. Cesar:
  2266. Dragon-Typed
  2267.  
  2268. Penny:
  2269. Penny took 14 damage. It's not very effective...
  2270.  
  2271. Cesar:
  2272. 1 more damage
  2273.  
  2274. Cesar:
  2275. 36
  2276.  
  2277. Cesar:
  2278. Special
  2279.  
  2280. Enya:
  2281. Enya took moderate damage!
  2282.  
  2283. Ivan:
  2284. Ivan took heavy damage!
  2285.  
  2286. Ivan:
  2287. The injury lowered the Attack stat!
  2288.  
  2289. Raphael:
  2290. "Time to crack some skulls!"
  2291.  
  2292. Penny:
  2293. 13
  2294.  
  2295. Penny:
  2296. 1d8+6 | 32
  2297.  
  2298. Raphael:
  2299. Raphael took moderate damage!
  2300.  
  2301. Penny:
  2302. Penny gibs him the slishety slash!
  2303.  
  2304. Raphael:
  2305. "Nice try!"
  2306.  
  2307. Penny:
  2308. I mean it was def ok
  2309.  
  2310. Harper:
  2311. "GET BACK HERE YOU DUMBASS!"
  2312.  
  2313. Raphael:
  2314. He crashes his brass knuckles into Ivan's face! 14 Crit check
  2315.  
  2316. Raphael:
  2317. Damage: 37, Physical
  2318. Raphael uses 1 AP!
  2319.  
  2320. Ivan:
  2321. Ivan took 25 damage.
  2322.  
  2323. Raphael:
  2324. He hits you right in the eyes! Contest my Stealth boy
  2325.  
  2326. Raphael:
  2327. 23
  2328.  
  2329. Ivan:
  2330. 15
  2331.  
  2332. Raphael:
  2333. And he goes all in! He leans into the hit and goes full force! Take an additionally Injury, then lose 4 HP and
  2334. Cheater. You have been reported.
  2335.  
  2336. Raphael:
  2337. 2 Injuries: Until the end of the encounter, the target may not gain Hit Points or Temporary Hit Points from any source. Tis effect ends if the target is switched out or Takes a Breather.
  2338.  
  2339. Ivan:
  2340. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  2341.  
  2342. Ivan:
  2343. Ivan loses 4 hit points.
  2344.  
  2345. Raphael:
  2346. "Now your nurse bitch is useless!"
  2347. Eliza has received initiative.
  2348.  
  2349. Harper:
  2350. "Yeah, and you're gonna fucking die!"
  2351.  
  2352. Raphael:
  2353. He steadies himself after his overextended punch, "So what?! I took one out! That's good enough!"
  2354.  
  2355. Eliza:
  2356. Eliza sneaks her hand and inserts yet ANOTHER fake leaf of X-Accuracy because fuck you Raph
  2357.  
  2358. Harper:
  2359. "You are literally the only thing that can take a hit!"
  2360.  
  2361. Raphael:
  2362. "And I'm about to take ALL the hits!"
  2363.  
  2364. Penny:
  2365. I can't believe Raph is Doomfist
  2366.  
  2367. Myrtle:
  2368. "I-is he going to be okay..."
  2369.  
  2370. Harper:
  2371. "No! He's gonna get creamed!"
  2372.  
  2373. Harper:
  2374. "And he'll have deserved it!"
  2375.  
  2376. Nick:
  2377. UNLESS WE MISS
  2378. Ivan has received initiative.
  2379.  
  2380. Myrtle:
  2381. "Please be okay..."
  2382.  
  2383. Ivan:
  2384. "Oh you WOULD go for the fucking eyes." -4 chip away
  2385.  
  2386. Raphael:
  2387. "Come on, bitch! You think you can take me? I'm like one of those stuffed Teddiursa you see in stores; push my buttons, I light up! Try me, motherfucker!"
  2388.  
  2389. Harper:
  2390. "You are seriously the lamest person I know."
  2391. Mari has received initiative.
  2392.  
  2393. Nick:
  2394. "Ivan, step outta the way, you're blocking Mari's shot!"
  2395.  
  2396. Mari:
  2397. Mari runs around the corner and hops into the fucking ground like a sentry!
  2398.  
  2399. Mari:
  2400. ITS BASTION TIME BITCH
  2401.  
  2402. Raphael:
  2403. "Aw shit!"
  2404.  
  2405. Mari:
  2406. 15 Sleep Powder
  2407.  
  2408. Raphael:
  2409. "It's a plant!"
  2410.  
  2411. Mari:
  2412. fuck you
  2413.  
  2414. Raphael:
  2415. "God, do you think you're threaten--ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
  2416.  
  2417. Nick:
  2418. "Nice! Rest of them are paper, let's clean up!"
  2419. Enya has received initiative.
  2420.  
  2421. Myrtle:
  2422. I am not a fighter
  2423.  
  2424. Myrtle:
  2425. I am however dressed warmly
  2426.  
  2427. Myrtle:
  2428. This makes me more useful than all of you combined
  2429.  
  2430. Cesar:
  2431. Helloing
  2432.  
  2433. Cesar:
  2434. Please be moving away now
  2435.  
  2436. Enya:
  2437. 4 knock off frilled lizard
  2438.  
  2439. Cesar:
  2440. The lizard does not have a held ite
  2441.  
  2442. Cesar:
  2443. m
  2444.  
  2445. Enya:
  2446. Damage: 30, Physical
  2447.  
  2448. Cesar:
  2449. Cesar took heavy damage!
  2450.  
  2451. Enya:
  2452. "heavy"
  2453.  
  2454. Imhotep:
  2455. Welp
  2456.  
  2457. Imhotep:
  2458. -1 fuckin people in the way
  2459.  
  2460. Imhotep:
  2461. god dammit
  2462.  
  2463. Nick:
  2464. 13
  2465.  
  2466. Nick:
  2467. speed tie helioptile
  2468.  
  2469. Imhotep:
  2470. Hey wait
  2471.  
  2472. Imhotep:
  2473. that was a Poison move son
  2474.  
  2475. Imhotep:
  2476. A poisonous cloud bursts out from where the PREVIOUS poisonous cloud fuckin died RIP
  2477.  
  2478. Imhotep:
  2479. -4
  2480.  
  2481. Imhotep:
  2482. gd dammit
  2483.  
  2484. Imhotep:
  2485. technically I could do that again.
  2486.  
  2487. Imhotep:
  2488. But I shall not.
  2489. Penny has received initiative.
  2490. Nick has received initiative.
  2491.  
  2492. Cesar:
  2493. 17
  2494.  
  2495. Cesar:
  2496. FOH
  2497.  
  2498. Myrtle:
  2499. "Aaah! I-is it going to attack me?"
  2500.  
  2501. Raphael:
  2502. zzrt
  2503.  
  2504. Penny:
  2505. 2 Covet!
  2506.  
  2507. Harper:
  2508. "It better not!"
  2509.  
  2510. Penny:
  2511. 3d8+10 | 51
  2512.  
  2513. Cesar:
  2514. actually
  2515.  
  2516. Cesar:
  2517. no
  2518.  
  2519. Cesar:
  2520. F
  2521.  
  2522. Cesar:
  2523. O
  2524.  
  2525. Cesar:
  2526. H
  2527.  
  2528. Cesar:
  2529. You simply aren't envious enough
  2530.  
  2531. Penny:
  2532. ges not
  2533.  
  2534. Cesar:
  2535. 18 1 The Helio chops down on Dusclops with its ears, one by one!
  2536.  
  2537. Cesar:
  2538. nice
  2539.  
  2540. Cesar:
  2541. Damage: 41, Physical
  2542.  
  2543. Cesar:
  2544. It's Dragon type
  2545.  
  2546. Enya:
  2547. Enya took 21 damage.
  2548.  
  2549. Enya:
  2550. Move: Disable Type: Normal Frequency: Scene AC: None Class: Status Range: 1 Target, Trigger Effect: Disable may be used as a Free Action that does not take up a Command whenever the user is hit by a Move. That Move becomes Disabled for the attacker.
  2551.  
  2552. Enya:
  2553. The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!
  2554.  
  2555. Cesar:
  2556. Well SHIT
  2557.  
  2558. Nick:
  2559. "Ergh, they're gonna focus her down in a sec... ALRIGHT! Now's as good a time as any, Strike Again!" @ Enya, and Penny, as well as Swift Action for After You @ Enya
  2560.  
  2561. Harper:
  2562. "Whoa, holy shit, what?! When'd we --agh, whatever...I won't complain..."
  2563.  
  2564. Nick:
  2565. I'm unbinding and rebinding the AP from Ivan to Enya
  2566.  
  2567. Harper:
  2568. "I'll just do it myself!"
  2569.  
  2570. Harper:
  2571. next turn
  2572.  
  2573. Penny:
  2574. 2 Covet x2
  2575.  
  2576. Penny:
  2577. holy shit.
  2578.  
  2579. Cesar:
  2580. N I C E
  2581.  
  2582. Eliza:
  2583. "Hey what the hell are you guys doing?"
  2584.  
  2585. Enya:
  2586. 19 shadow punch crit check
  2587.  
  2588. Eliza:
  2589. "Let me amend my statement, Nixon what the hell are you doing?"
  2590.  
  2591. Nick:
  2592. "Giving orders, mostly?"
  2593.  
  2594. Nick:
  2595. "It's kind of what I do."
  2596.  
  2597. Eliza:
  2598. The GM should be JUST A LITTLE BIT MEAN!
  2599.  
  2600. Eliza:
  2601. fuck nixon
  2602.  
  2603. Enya:
  2604. Damage: 36, Physical
  2605.  
  2606. Enya:
  2607. 44
  2608.  
  2609. Cesar:
  2610. Cesar took major damage!
  2611.  
  2612. Cesar:
  2613. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  2614.  
  2615. Cesar:
  2616. The injury lowered the Attack stat!
  2617.  
  2618. Cesar:
  2619. The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
  2620.  
  2621. Imhotep:
  2622. Helloing
  2623.  
  2624. Imhotep:
  2625. Pls go away
  2626.  
  2627. Harper:
  2628. "So you're swarming the tactician? Not bad. Unfortunately, you can't hit me."
  2629.  
  2630. Enya:
  2631. 3 shadow sneak girliwag
  2632.  
  2633. Golda:
  2634. hah
  2635.  
  2636. Golda:
  2637. i too have inspired training
  2638.  
  2639. Golda:
  2640. So that unfortunately misses me
  2641.  
  2642. Harper:
  2643. "Hahaha! Maybe you guys should get a tactician!"
  2644.  
  2645. Nick:
  2646. mrgrgr
  2647.  
  2648. Eliza:
  2649. thats u
  2650.  
  2651. Nick:
  2652. mrgrGR
  2653.  
  2654. Golda:
  2655. The Poliwag blows a kiss-bubble at the Dusclops! 12
  2656.  
  2657. Ivan:
  2658. "Maybe your Pokemon wouldn't suck if you used them once in a while instead of having the retard punch everything to death."
  2659.  
  2660. Golda:
  2661. Damage: 28, Special
  2662.  
  2663. Golda:
  2664. Nah son
  2665.  
  2666. Golda:
  2667. I'm just attacki nu
  2668.  
  2669. Golda:
  2670. Neutral
  2671.  
  2672. Harper:
  2673. "He's strong. He punches things. It's pretty useful, honestly."
  2674.  
  2675. Enya:
  2676. Enya took 8 damage.
  2677.  
  2678. Harper:
  2679. "Now, MY Pokemon, it's pretty good."
  2680.  
  2681. Harper:
  2682. "As you're about to see."
  2683.  
  2684. Harper:
  2685. "In half an hour."
  2686.  
  2687. Raphael:
  2688. 9 WAKE ME UP(WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
  2689.  
  2690. Raphael:
  2691. FUCK MEEEE
  2692. Eliza has received initiative.
  2693.  
  2694. Eliza:
  2695. Eliza just sighs and sits on the wooden trunk of the building.
  2696.  
  2697. Eliza:
  2698. Brutal training
  2699.  
  2700. Eliza:
  2701. very brutal i know
  2702. Ivan has received initiative.
  2703.  
  2704. Ivan:
  2705. 3 low sweep
  2706.  
  2707. Ivan:
  2708. Damage: 31, Physical
  2709.  
  2710. Raphael:
  2711. Raphael took moderate damage!
  2712.  
  2713. Raphael:
  2714. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  2715.  
  2716. Raphael:
  2717. "Hgrrgah?! I live!"
  2718.  
  2719. Raphael:
  2720. "And you won't for much longer!"
  2721. Mari has received initiative.
  2722. 20 | 18 | 5 | 5 | 8 | -1
  2723. Mari has received initiative.
  2724.  
  2725. Mari:
  2726. Mari pops up from the ground before planting itself again, time to go on a trip 6
  2727.  
  2728. Mari:
  2729. (Acid)
  2730.  
  2731. Myrtle:
  2732. "Oh! I-I was going to do that..."
  2733.  
  2734. Raphael:
  2735. Fuck I've never done acid
  2736.  
  2737. Raphael:
  2738. That hits
  2739.  
  2740. Mari:
  2741. Acid @raph Poison | Special 2d6+8 | 31
  2742. trippin
  2743.  
  2744. Raphael:
  2745. Raphael took heavy damage!
  2746.  
  2747. Raphael:
  2748. nice
  2749.  
  2750. Raphael:
  2751. "ARGH! What the hell is this? Acid?! Shit!"
  2752.  
  2753. Raphael:
  2754. The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
  2755.  
  2756. Raphael:
  2757. Raphael loses 4 hit points.
  2758.  
  2759. Ivan:
  2760. "Yeah yeah yeah. I'm not the one dying to a fucking Oddish."
  2761.  
  2762. Raphael:
  2763. "ECH...agh...well then..."
  2764.  
  2765. Harper:
  2766. "I TOLD YOU TO STAY BACK YOU STUPID FUCK!"
  2767.  
  2768. Mari:
  2769. Mari just snickers somehow
  2770.  
  2771. Harper:
  2772. "God dammit I'm ripping your intestines out through your nose when you wake up!"
  2773.  
  2774. Mari:
  2775. as a plant
  2776.  
  2777. Mari:
  2778. halfway in the ground
  2779.  
  2780. Penny:
  2781. 8 Preemptive speed tie
  2782.  
  2783. Harper:
  2784. "Someone, do something useful before we get swarmed!"
  2785.  
  2786. Harper:
  2787. 8
  2788.  
  2789. Harper:
  2790. nice
  2791.  
  2792. Penny:
  2793. 17
  2794.  
  2795. Harper:
  2796. 1
  2797.  
  2798. Harper:
  2799. nice
  2800. Enya has received initiative.
  2801.  
  2802. Imhotep:
  2803. 3 It siphons your energy!
  2804.  
  2805. Imhotep:
  2806. it does not
  2807.  
  2808. Imhotep:
  2809. Damage: 27, Special
  2810.  
  2811. Imhotep:
  2812. super effective
  2813.  
  2814. Enya:
  2815. Enya took 14 damage. It's super effective!
  2816.  
  2817. Enya:
  2818. Enya is healed and gains 9 hit points.
  2819.  
  2820. Enya:
  2821. Enya took 10 damage. It's somewhat effective!
  2822.  
  2823. Enya:
  2824. Enya is healed and gains 5 hit points.
  2825.  
  2826. Penny:
  2827. 10
  2828.  
  2829. Nick:
  2830. Mobilize!
  2831.  
  2832. Penny:
  2833. 9 Bite
  2834.  
  2835. Penny:
  2836. 2d8+10 | 46
  2837.  
  2838. Imhotep:
  2839. Imhotep took heavy damage!
  2840.  
  2841. Imhotep:
  2842. Imhotep is healed and gains 31 hit points.
  2843.  
  2844. Imhotep:
  2845. Imhotep took moderate damage!
  2846.  
  2847. Imhotep:
  2848. It doesn't do much to the thingy! Get fucked boy
  2849.  
  2850. Harper:
  2851. "Go, Imhotep! Take the Dusclops out now, before it becomes an issue!"
  2852.  
  2853. Imhotep:
  2854. You can respond to this
  2855.  
  2856. Imhotep:
  2857. since it's not technically priority on my part
  2858.  
  2859. Imhotep:
  2860. remember this for later nick
  2861.  
  2862. Enya:
  2863. 6 shadow sneaky, I guess it is ghost/fairy or w/e
  2864.  
  2865. Enya:
  2866. Damage: 36, Physical
  2867.  
  2868. Imhotep:
  2869. That hits
  2870.  
  2871. Enya:
  2872. Damage: 40, Physical
  2873.  
  2874. Imhotep:
  2875. Imhotep took moderate damage!
  2876.  
  2877. Imhotep:
  2878. It shrugs that attack off as well!
  2879.  
  2880. Imhotep:
  2881. And then responds in kind!
  2882.  
  2883. Imhotep:
  2884. 6
  2885.  
  2886. Imhotep:
  2887. Damage: 29, Special
  2888.  
  2889. Enya:
  2890. Enya took 13 damage. It's somewhat effective!
  2891.  
  2892. Imhotep:
  2893. Imhotep is healed and gains 6 hit points.
  2894. Nick has received initiative.
  2895. Penny has received initiative.
  2896.  
  2897. Harper:
  2898. "Go for the fat one! Ignore the cat for now!"
  2899.  
  2900. Myrtle:
  2901. "If you say so..."
  2902.  
  2903. Harper:
  2904. "I do! I do, so just DO IT!"
  2905.  
  2906. Golda:
  2907. 4
  2908.  
  2909. Golda:
  2910. It spits water at Ivan!
  2911.  
  2912. Mari:
  2913. DO IT
  2914.  
  2915. Golda:
  2916. Damage: 25, Special
  2917.  
  2918. Ivan:
  2919. Move: Endure Type: Normal Frequency: Daily AC: None Class: Status Range: Self, Reaction, Trigger Effect: If the user is hit by a damaging Move, you may use Endure as a Free Action. If the Move would bring Endure’s user down to 0 Hit Points
  2920.  
  2921. Ivan:
  2922. Ivan loses 6 hit points.
  2923.  
  2924. Harper:
  2925. "Aw damn it! Come on!"
  2926. Eliza has received initiative.
  2927.  
  2928. Eliza:
  2929. Eliza just motions her hand in the air while she pulls out a book and starts reading.
  2930.  
  2931. Eliza:
  2932. That means Brutal Training
  2933. Ivan has received initiative.
  2934.  
  2935. Ivan:
  2936. "Gonna need better than that! I'm not a wimp like Raph."
  2937.  
  2938. Raphael:
  2939. not my fault you guys are too weak to trigger mettle
  2940.  
  2941. Nick:
  2942. "C'mon, man, you're blocking off Mari again!"
  2943.  
  2944. Myrtle:
  2945. Myrtle is in the way
  2946.  
  2947. Myrtle:
  2948. she uh
  2949.  
  2950. Myrtle:
  2951. does not stop you
  2952.  
  2953. Harper:
  2954. "JUST HIT HIM!"
  2955.  
  2956. Harper:
  2957. "HE'S BARELY HANGING ON--WAIT, THE ANIMAL!"
  2958.  
  2959. Golda:
  2960. You
  2961.  
  2962. Golda:
  2963. DID trigger an AoO from me
  2964.  
  2965. Nick:
  2966. MOBILIZE
  2967.  
  2968. Ivan:
  2969. 2 chip away poliwag
  2970.  
  2971. Nick:
  2972. IT DOESN'T COST AN ACTION GDAMN
  2973.  
  2974. Golda:
  2975. remember: you have to use that on your turn
  2976.  
  2977. Golda:
  2978. I'll let you dol it this time
  2979.  
  2980. Golda:
  2981. but next time remember that
  2982.  
  2983. Nick:
  2984. I am 90% sure you are making that up.
  2985.  
  2986. Ivan:
  2987. miss carry on
  2988.  
  2989. Nick:
  2990. Like, I -remember- that
  2991.  
  2992. Nick:
  2993. but I do not think it is CORRECT
  2994.  
  2995. Golda:
  2996. Well if you want me to REALLY rules lawyer it
  2997.  
  2998. Golda:
  2999. It says their NEXT TURN
  3000.  
  3001. Golda:
  3002. not their current one
  3003.  
  3004. Golda:
  3005. if you used it right now it wouldn't affect Ivan's turn
  3006.  
  3007. Nick:
  3008. fuk u rite
  3009.  
  3010. Golda:
  3011. But yes use it on your turn next time
  3012.  
  3013. Golda:
  3014. it's supposed to be something you plan
  3015. Ivan has received initiative.
  3016.  
  3017. Myrtle:
  3018. Myrtle backs the fuck up
  3019. Mari has received initiative.
  3020.  
  3021. Mari:
  3022. Mari pops out of the ground and walks all over Raph! Then uses him as a springboard to bury itself.
  3023.  
  3024. Nick:
  3025. Acid should be SE vs the Poliwag
  3026.  
  3027. Mari:
  3028. 12 Absorb!
  3029.  
  3030. Nick:
  3031. or not
  3032. Ivan: (( he used EOT acid on the dead human ))
  3033.  
  3034. Nick:
  3035. oh I thought it was at-will
  3036.  
  3037. Nick:
  3038. Funnily enough I can still hear Thrice from upstairs
  3039.  
  3040. Nick:
  3041. ye it's p nice
  3042.  
  3043. Mari:
  3044. Absorb @Poliwag Grass | Special 1d8+6 | 27
  3045. succ
  3046.  
  3047. Golda:
  3048. Golda took moderate damage!
  3049. Enya has received initiative.
  3050.  
  3051. Imhotep:
  3052. 3 It succs away at Ivan's health with a poison seepage!
  3053.  
  3054. Imhotep:
  3055. god my accuracyi s hsit
  3056.  
  3057. Imhotep:
  3058. but good enough
  3059.  
  3060. Nick:
  3061. so's ur spells
  3062.  
  3063. Imhotep:
  3064. Damage: 26, Special
  3065.  
  3066. Imhotep:
  3067. 31
  3068.  
  3069. Imhotep:
  3070. forgot that
  3071.  
  3072. Imhotep:
  3073. Imhotep is healed and gains 11 hit points.
  3074.  
  3075. Ivan:
  3076. Ivan took moderate damage!
  3077.  
  3078. Nick:
  3079. Nick uses 1 AP!
  3080.  
  3081. Penny:
  3082. 2
  3083.  
  3084. Imhotep:
  3085. N I C E
  3086. Nick has received initiative.
  3087.  
  3088. Golda:
  3089. Ill kill u bitch
  3090.  
  3091. Mari:
  3092. Mari springs into action 7 eat some sleep
  3093.  
  3094. Mari:
  3095. smoke weed erreday
  3096.  
  3097. Golda:
  3098. 9
  3099.  
  3100. Golda:
  3101. nice
  3102.  
  3103. Golda:
  3104. 11 right
  3105. Eliza has received initiative.
  3106.  
  3107. Eliza:
  3108. She turns the page, BT
  3109. Ivan has received initiative.
  3110. Eliza has received initiative.
  3111. Mari has received initiative.
  3112. Enya has received initiative.
  3113. Mari has received initiative.
  3114.  
  3115. Imhotep:
  3116. It throws some seeds onto the fuckin catte!
  3117. Harper uses 1 AP!
  3118.  
  3119. Imhotep:
  3120. 17
  3121.  
  3122. Imhotep:
  3123. nice
  3124. Harper uses 1 AP!
  3125.  
  3126. Penny:
  3127. Penny loses 5 hit points.
  3128.  
  3129. Imhotep:
  3130. IT SEEDS YOUR FUCKING EYES SON
  3131.  
  3132. Penny:
  3133. oh no my eyes
  3134.  
  3135. Imhotep:
  3136. 13 STEALTH ME
  3137.  
  3138. Imhotep:
  3139. FUCK
  3140.  
  3141. Imhotep:
  3142. wait
  3143.  
  3144. Imhotep:
  3145. no
  3146.  
  3147. Imhotep:
  3148. it uses his guile
  3149.  
  3150. Imhotep:
  3151. in which case fuck that low blow
  3152.  
  3153. Penny:
  3154. nnn
  3155.  
  3156. Harper:
  3157. 19
  3158.  
  3159. Harper:
  3160. use your uhhhh Athletics I think
  3161. Penny has received initiative.
  3162. Nick has received initiative.
  3163.  
  3164. Golda:
  3165. 19
  3166.  
  3167. Golda:
  3168. nice
  3169.  
  3170. Golda:
  3171. TIME TO BE USELESS
  3172. Myrtle uses 1 AP!
  3173.  
  3174. Golda:
  3175. 8 HYPNOSIS ON THE PLONT
  3176.  
  3177. Mari:
  3178. I am the slep
  3179. Eliza has received initiative.
  3180.  
  3181. Eliza:
  3182. BT etc
  3183. Mari has received initiative.
  3184.  
  3185. Mari:
  3186. 19 fuck you
  3187.  
  3188. Golda:
  3189. nice
  3190.  
  3191. Golda:
  3192. fuck you
  3193.  
  3194. Mari:
  3195. Mari just pops up from under the soil, as if she were not affected
  3196.  
  3197. Imhotep:
  3198. 13 It now drains the life outta Meowth!
  3199.  
  3200. Imhotep:
  3201. Did u no
  3202.  
  3203. Imhotep:
  3204. u don't resist Dark
  3205.  
  3206. Imhotep:
  3207. Damage: 25, Special
  3208.  
  3209. Penny:
  3210. Penny took 19 damage.
  3211.  
  3212. Imhotep:
  3213. Imhotep is healed and gains 8 hit points.
  3214. Penny has received initiative.
  3215.  
  3216. Nick:
  3217. Nick uses 1 AP!
  3218.  
  3219. Penny:
  3220. 12
  3221.  
  3222. Penny:
  3223. 3d8+10 | 43
  3224.  
  3225. Imhotep:
  3226. is hitt
  3227.  
  3228. Imhotep:
  3229. Imhotep took heavy damage!
  3230.  
  3231. Penny:
  3232. Penny loses 5 hit points.
  3233.  
  3234. Penny:
  3235. 11
  3236.  
  3237. Imhotep:
  3238. Imhotep is healed and gains 5 hit points.
  3239.  
  3240. Penny:
  3241. 3d8+10 | 49
  3242.  
  3243. Harper:
  3244. I am just sitting here watching this cat beat the shit out of my Pokemon
  3245.  
  3246. Imhotep:
  3247. Imhotep took major damage!
  3248.  
  3249. Nick:
  3250. M O B I L I Z E
  3251.  
  3252. Imhotep:
  3253. The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!
  3254.  
  3255. Imhotep:
  3256. The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!
  3257. Nick has received initiative.
  3258.  
  3259. Nick:
  3260. "Your Pokemon has one shot, Eliza, we need to take down that mushroom NOW!"
  3261.  
  3262. Eliza:
  3263. "You might as well talk to Mari at this point, Nixon.""
  3264.  
  3265. Mari:
  3266. 11
  3267.  
  3268. Mari:
  3269. SA @poli Normal | Physical 1d8+6 | 11
  3270. Your Fluff
  3271.  
  3272. Golda:
  3273. Golda took light damage!
  3274. Myrtle uses 1 AP!
  3275.  
  3276. Golda:
  3277. 1 WATER GUN SON
  3278.  
  3279. Golda:
  3280. FUUG
  3281.  
  3282. Mari:
  3283. o
  3284.  
  3285. Golda:
  3286. Damage: 24, Special
  3287.  
  3288. Penny:
  3289. Penny took 18 damage.
  3290.  
  3291. Harper:
  3292. "So, great. Now we have to take down a Grass/Poison type with a Fairy type."
  3293. Eliza has received initiative.
  3294. Mari has received initiative.
  3295.  
  3296. Mari:
  3297. 7 Acod
  3298.  
  3299. Mari:
  3300. Acid @mushroom Poison | Special 2d6+8 | 34
  3301. trippin
  3302.  
  3303. Imhotep:
  3304. Imhotep took light damage!
  3305.  
  3306. Imhotep:
  3307. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  3308.  
  3309. Mari:
  3310. burrow 1
  3311.  
  3312. Mari:
  3313. yaaaaaaaa
  3314.  
  3315. Imhotep:
  3316. It just barely goes down!
  3317. Penny has received initiative.
  3318. Nick has received initiative.
  3319. Myrtle uses 1 AP!
  3320.  
  3321. Golda:
  3322. 9 It sucks out your energy!
  3323.  
  3324. Golda:
  3325. Damage: 33, Special
  3326.  
  3327. Golda:
  3328. Resisted
  3329.  
  3330. Mari:
  3331. Mari took 9 damage. It's not very effective...
  3332.  
  3333. Golda:
  3334. Golda is healed and gains 4 hit points.
  3335.  
  3336. Mari:
  3337. 12 Acod
  3338.  
  3339. Mari:
  3340. acid @poli Poison | Physical 2d6+8 | 17
  3341. trippin
  3342.  
  3343. Mari:
  3344. Name of Move @Who? Normal | Special 2d6+8 | 27
  3345. Your Fluff
  3346.  
  3347. Golda:
  3348. Golda took heavy damage!
  3349.  
  3350. Golda:
  3351. The injury lowered the Defense stat!
  3352.  
  3353. Mari:
  3354. 5 AOO
  3355.  
  3356. Myrtle:
  3357. COMMAND VERSATILITY PLS HELP
  3358.  
  3359. Mari:
  3360. Name of Move @Who? Normal | Physical 1d8+6 | 14
  3361. Your Fluff
  3362. Myrtle uses 1 AP!
  3363.  
  3364. Mari:
  3365. fuck nevermind disengage
  3366.  
  3367. Golda:
  3368. 12 HYPNOSIS???
  3369.  
  3370. Mari:
  3371. slep
  3372.  
  3373. Mari:
  3374. 10 anti slep
  3375.  
  3376. Mari:
  3377. slep
  3378. Myrtle uses 1 AP!
  3379.  
  3380. Eliza:
  3381. Another page, BT
  3382.  
  3383. Golda:
  3384. 11 SWEET KISS
  3385.  
  3386. Golda:
  3387. now u r coinfuzz
  3388.  
  3389. Mari:
  3390. 9 yes
  3391.  
  3392. Mari:
  3393. no
  3394.  
  3395. Harper:
  3396. "...we forfeit. This is going nowhere, and very slowly."
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